Post Purgatory

[RhinoinMN]

Thanks mikeyboy. Now I can scratch one off of the punch in the face thread.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

can we sticky the punch in the face thread

[EliSnow]

Can you believe that fucking guy. I don't want to say this to his face, but man, I can't stand him.

[lleeder]

Luckily his back is reaaaalllllly big so you can easily talk behind it.

[underdog]

Underdog wants to punch me in the face

I wish Cholera on him

Nooo!

But I already have dysentery. :down:

[RhinoinMN]

Can you believe that fucking guy. I don't want to say this to his face, but man, I can't stand him.

Luckily his back is reaaaalllllly big so you can easily talk behind it.

whew! the damn finally broke




wait, maybe I have the wrong idea about this.

[sailor]

Mikeyboy steals fashion tips from Sailor.

i wouldn't be caught dead in a grey hoodie.

[BoondockSaint]

I started a thread an Kathleen posted in it. Excuse me while I swoon.:wub:

[RhinoinMN]

Your smart. We get it.

[EliSnow]

Sorry.

[RhinoinMN]

I am itching to make an entry in the punch in the face thread, but I keep holding back cuz I think it would make pointless drama.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rhino dont punch me, Ill have to lie to everyone and tell them I fell down the stairs

[RhinoinMN]

Rhino dont punch me, Ill have to lie to everyone and tell them I fell down the stairs

I don't have to punch you to make pointless drama.


BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I don't have to punch you to make pointless drama.


BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

youve only have had moose bacon

being from Miney Soooota

try Pig Bacon, its the Cats Pajamas

[mikeyboy]

I don't have to punch you to make pointless drama.


BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
BACON SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.

Watch it. He'll make Randy do shots and then wind him up and let him go.

[RhinoinMN]

youve only have had moose bacon

being from Miney Soooota

try Pig Bacon, its the Cats Pajamas

Don't shit yourself, I'm 20min from Hormel and not far from Iowa.

I've had bacon that would make you cum.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't shit yourself, I'm 20min from Hormel and not far from Iowa.

I've had bacon that would make you cum.

thats a trick question all bacon makes me cum

[IMSlacker]

Will there be another 11 minute e-fight today? I have a few things to get off my chest.

[mikeyboy]

Will there be another 11 minute e-fight today? I have a few things to get off my chest.

I probably won't make this a daily thing but...

5:43 - 5:54

start your engines

[RhinoinMN]

Will there be another 11 minute e-fight today? I have a few things to get off my chest.

Who's balls?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stupid Furtherman

I hope he drinks spoiled milk

[RhinoinMN]

Hippo suffers from Münchhausen's syndrome.

[weekapaugjz]

IMSlacker loves the smell of used jock straps

[RhinoinMN]

Mikeyboy only bans people he fears.

[midwestjeff]

Weeka thinks teaching is more important than posting. Fucking nerd!

[IMSlacker]

dammit, I got distracted by work and missed the e-fight. stupid work.

[weekapaugjz]

Weeka thinks teaching is more important than posting. Fucking nerd!

If only the time hadn't expired...

[RhinoinMN]

dammit, I got distracted by work and missed the e-fight. stupid work.

that's too bad. You took a couple of shots when your back was turned.

Sorry, but I jumped the gun on the first one and couldn't reset in time.

[midwestjeff]

I probably won't make this a daily thing but...

5:43 - 5:54

start your engines

I'd like to point out that no time zone was specified. See ya in 42 minutes, when it will be 5:43 in the central time zone.

[RhinoinMN]

I'd like to point out that no time zone was specified. See ya in 42 minutes, when it will be 5:43 in the central time zone.

So are we just gonna trade shots back and forth, or blatantly team up on the rest of the board.

[midwestjeff]

So are we just gonna trade shots back and forth, or blatantly team up on the rest of the board.

It's our opportunity to take down these elitist east coasters without fear of being destoyed by their superior wit and intelligence.

[weekapaugjz]

It's our opportunity to take down these elitist east coasters without fear of being destoyed by their superior wit and intelligence.

Maybe if you would have applied yourself a little harder back in highschool...

[RhinoinMN]

Ready for battle and already lost my wingman.

[sailor]

yes, humanaterily, just what i was thinking.

[Marc with a c]

give them to sos.

[midwestjeff]

give them to sos.

Brilliant.

[sailor]

hottub needs to re-calibrate his clocks.

[RhinoinMN]

hottub needs to re-calibrate his clocks.

haha.

[Marc with a c]

everything you post justs annoys me so fucking much i can't take it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

everything you post justs annoys me so fucking much i can't take it.

yeah I second that

but I have a feeling he is talking about me

[sailor]

rex manning day is on march 2nd, not the 3rd.

[grlNIN]

...be funny.

[EliSnow]

No, it's still figuratively. If he did that literally, he'd be doing something completely different.

[DiabloSammich]

Stop posting Tourist Mikeyboy, people. It's fucking my computer up.

Goddamn tourists.

[IMSlacker]

Stop posting Tourist Mikeyboy, people. It's fucking my computer up.

Goddamn tourists.

I hate when purgatory posts are about me. Oh, the shame.

[Dougie Brootal]

your blatent attempts to mimick gvac in his absence are shallow and pedantic. you sicken me.

[cougarjake13]

this one time in band camp

[IMSlacker]

I wish mikeyboy would merge the Gary Gygax threads and put Hottub in his place.

[Dougie Brootal]

is this what you fags talk about all day in the mod room?!?

[Hottub]

We are usually to drunk to talk.

Guinness on tap in the Staff Lounge. Mmmm!

[Marc with a c]

by tap he means jon's butt

[Hottub]

AJ's D.

[Dougie Brootal]

this staff room just keeps sounding better and better!!

[Hottub]

staff just keeps sounding better and better!!

You know it, Dougie.

[cougarjake13]

i like sex and candy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn Mods, not merging the thread

my awful thread needs those extra posts

[cougarjake13]

damn Mods, not merging the thread

my awful thread needs those extra posts

what thread is that ???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what thread is that ???

this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67588)

into

my thread
(http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67580)

[cougarjake13]

this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67588)

into

my thread
(http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67580)




ohh that thread

[Hottub]

I fixed the whole situation, Hippo me lad!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

but but this is purgatory

I didnt mean it




also :lol: to the cougarjake13 ban

[Marc with a c]

why the fuck would you show up to a dinner you weren't invited to?

[sailor]

why the fuck would you show up to a dinner you weren't invited to?

oh noes, youse a-gonna get whacked!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

shock posters and people who post to get negative attention need to be punched in the face , not people with gay moustaches

[IMSlacker]

perfect. I was just thinking we needed another athlete/board character.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

perfect. I was just thinking we needed another athlete/board character.

QFT

Mookie Wilson now uggh

whats next an OJ Simpson board character

[thejives]

I will never EVER post in this thread.

[epo]

Shut up Snoogans.

[thejives]

For the love of christ could a mod give me a new mod quote.

This thing has been an albatross around my neck for far too long.

And I didn't even say it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1594785#post1594785)

[epo]

I blame Linda Snoogans.

[Friday]

I blame Linda Snoogans.

i blame STARRWARS

[jonyrotn]

For the love of christ could a mod give me a new mod quote.

This thing has been an albatross around my neck for far too long.

And I didn't even say it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1594785#post1594785)
You're right, you need a new mod quote..Wanna swap with me.. Mine fits like a broken in pair of assless chaps..

[thejives]

You're right, you need a new mod quote..Wanna swap with me.. Mine fits like a broken in pair of assless chaps..

looking at your mod quote, those would fit you just fine

[jonyrotn]

looking at your mod quote, those would fit you just fine
But yours just lays there like a used condom in the gutter on Christopher St..Filled with the wasted seed of life..At least mine you could wear to the Blue Oyster or the ballet if you choose..

[thejives]

But yours just lays there like a used condom in the gutter on Christopher St..Filled with the wasted seed of life..At least mine you could wear to the Blue Oyster or the ballet if you choose..

that's no oyster...

[jonyrotn]

that's no oyster...
Then just wear it around the house on weekends..Or when gardening in the yard..I know those of the third persuasion love planting tulips..Not to mention all the time spent on your knees by the back door..

[sailor]

you're going to be in breakfast??

[Dougie Brootal]

with each passing day, i miss Fat_Sunny more and more...

[DiabloSammich]

For the love of christ could a mod give me a new mod quote.

This thing has been an albatross around my neck for far too long.

And I didn't even say it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1594785#post1594785)


Welcome to my world.

Your's is at least funny.

[DiabloSammich]

Goddamn, that was just embarrassing.

[EliSnow]

Warning: drunk mobile post.

Anyone else think the guy in the 24 Hour Party People pic on the front page has a mikeyboy haircut?

[RhinoinMN]

Welcome to my world.

Your's is at least funny.

:innocent:

[sailor]

can we just say "talking points" a few more times. i mean, is that the response for everything posted by anyone who doesn't agree with you?

[lleeder]

Does he say um or actually more?

[cougarjake13]

chic noo sou s gd

[Marc with a c]

ha.

thank you

[Hottub]

Yup

[DiabloSammich]

Brilliant.

[sailor]

joke?

[sailor]

is it that time already?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ok We neeed to kidnap him then force him to watch Wrestling and NASCAR, then we go shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, then throw a brick in the window of the local hardware store.

then stomp on a turtle for good measure

[sailor]

is anyone watching any of those videos?

[lleeder]

I didn't

[IMSlacker]

is anyone watching any of those videos?

every single one.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

how bout you boys post here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49369)

[DiabloSammich]

So that's what it looks like when a thread dies.

That's so sad.

[GvacNoMore]

To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, I didn't leave RonFez.net; RonFez.net left me.

[DiabloSammich]

To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, I didn't leave RonFez.net; RonFez.net left me.



Ronald Reagan used to post here?

This place has jumped the shark.

[lleeder]

What popular radio host was seen at F.H. Riley's last night chatting with two young waifs in denim skirts?

[mikeyboy]

To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, I didn't leave RonFez.net; RonFez.net left me.

This place keeps getting better and better.

[Crispy123]

That is NAAAAAAT funny. NAAAAAAAAAt funny !!

[cougarjake13]

chicken toa

[sailor]

did you ever notice if someone's banned they don't show up on the member list?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

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[DoubleJ]

Show me your assets!

That old gag was terrible.

[DolaMight]

I'm shocked that a deep-fryer wasn't part of Plan B

[DolaMight]

Get some candles and rose petals then present her with an x-ray of your colon.

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

Until seeing that video tonight, I thought that I'd be happy to meet a gnome in the woods.... Now I know that I'd just scream and puke.

[sailor]

i'm rather white and was stopped by police for being in a black/hispanic neighborhood in college. just saying.

[Marc with a c]

reilly started a thread, and locked it without a response. that broad is quick

[DiabloSammich]

topless mike AND Hippo banned?

That's a weird couple.

[Marc with a c]

i can't believe lleeders stupid idea has taken off.

i wish he'd start drinking again

[underdog]

i can't believe lleeders stupid idea has taken off.

i wish he'd start drinking again

Too bad he didn't start pm-a-phone.

[reillyluck]

Too bad he didn't start pm-a-phone.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/godzilla.gif

[DiabloSammich]

Too bad he didn't start pm-a-phone.



Wow.

[Marc with a c]

Too bad he didn't start pm-a-phone.

you're mean.


and i was going to post this in another post, but i'm trying to save up. can somebody unlock the 'favorite direction' poll? it made me laugh for some reason

[DolaMight]

But it was my first poll. I just got home from work and have 267 more mediocre polls to post.

[Hottub]

I'm just getting warmed up.

[Marc with a c]

some of my favorites.

blue
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/alexis-bledel-hook-400a020707.jpg

green
http://burbanked.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stacey_dash.jpg

brown
http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/16/01/001525871601.jpg

[sailor]

some of my favorites.

blue
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/alexis-bledel-hook-400a020707.jpg

green
http://burbanked.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stacey_dash.jpg

brown
http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/16/01/001525871601.jpg

fight the power.

[DolaMight]

But it was my first poll. I just got home from work and have 267 more mediocre polls to post.

Well my whose the fastest footrunner of ronfez.net poll got locked before I could even put the poster names in the poll. Rough night, 0-2. We'll never know who'll win the great footrace now.

[Dougie Brootal]

your fired from ronfez.net, you've got 5 minutes to clear out your PMs. give your password to mikeyboy on your way out the door.

[lleeder]

I'm sure he was just looking at your pen protector.

[Hottub]

QFMFT!!!!:clap:

Fear not, you rock!

[underdog]

Damnit. The thread got locked.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3937/newgo0.jpg

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays. I've been getting drunk on south beach miami tonight. I may have to move here.

[RhinoinMN]

Hey buddays. I've been getting drunk on south beach miami tonight. I may have to move here.

I think we know why.

[underdog]

Hey buddays. I've been getting drunk on south beach miami tonight. I may have to move here.

Miami is fucking amazing.

[EliSnow]

Miami is fucking amazing.

It is. I was at the Delano for awhile. Great place.

[mikeyboy]

I think that thread only ended up setting back the stereotype of the southern man about 20 years. Is that irony?

[underdog]

I think that thread only ended up setting back the stereotype of the southern man about 20 years. Is that irony?

I thought it was ironic, but I'm not very good at understanding what irony is.

[sailor]

It is. I was at the Delano for awhile. Great place.

great place, crappy company.

[sailor]

http://bethbenderbeauty.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/large-eyelash-shot.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if that bitch was ugly, I would have taken away her license and her kid

[mugby43]

this thread is full of the most pathetic dope smoked dribble I have ever encountered. That's why I read it.

Assholes

[Tall_James]

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

stupid lurker thinks he can rant in here

what a jerk

edit: Im sorry, I feel I am responsible for the dribble below me

[mugby43]

is purgatory where unbaptized chidren go when they die? no! thast's limbo. but I think the pope fired that place. Purgatory is for wretched soles who committed venial - not (how do you say) (oh yeah) mortal sins. For mortal sins you go to the fire pit with all the other Dante's inferno fucks.

All the dicks in purgatory have a nice time, EXCEPT, they cannot bask in the heavenly light of the Father. But, thank Buddha's brother, this is temporary, and when the proper time comes, you can exit purgatory and enter heaven.

My fear is that if I ever get to the peraly gates, St. peter, will say, "Hey, Hey, you, yeah you with the douche bag face, do you remember the rain forest?" I know it will be all downhill from there.

[sailor]

going down? eww!

[Dougie Brootal]

what?!? thanks for that, hippo.

[BoondockSaint]

No one posted it because no one cares or listens.

[IMSlacker]

It's "drivel", not "dribble", nitwit.

[mugby43]

Dear HIPPO:

My "rant" was a purgatory post to the "lost thread". you misunderstand me and think I was responding to this thread. Which thread is for posts not posted. So give me a break, asshole, its not a rant, its a post posted in purgatory.

I used to post, then I started typing

[mugby43]

What am I? the new poster boy? the new fledgling in the arena? I know "drivell" when I see it I meant "dribble", as in pablum.

Spelling won't get you to heaven.

[mugby43]

next?

[Dougie Brootal]

take it easy buddy. whys everyone so hostile anymore?

[mugby43]

Tahnks doug, I thought i had fallen into the hell hole yet again. peole like you are so soothing

[midwestjeff]

Maximum Capacity Exceeded.

[mugby43]

doug, you are handsome, and i finally got your attention. So, GVAC can now go look for some other pedefiliac numbskull

[Dougie Brootal]

doug, you are handsome, and i finally got your attention. So, GVAC can now go look for some other pedefiliac numbskull

gvac will NOT be happy about that.



p.s.
i liked you better with all the exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[mugby43]

Mugby's Christmas List

X-box with burnout two and halo two
Two controllers extra for X-Box
A Snowboard that fits my height
Two pairs of levi’s relaxed jeans

That is all I want for Christmas this year, Thanks

[IMSlacker]

http://www.oicr.on.ca/portal/pablum_top.jpg

[mugby43]

if you mix pablum with creamed bananna ans spilt it with your infant, you both end uo happy. but you still have to change the diapers.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dear HIPPO:

My "rant" was a purgatory post to the "lost thread". you misunderstand me and think I was responding to this thread. Which thread is for posts not posted. So give me a break, asshole, its not a rant, its a post posted in purgatory.

I used to post, then I started typing

Dear Mugby

You have way too little posts to know that much about us (ie gvac and doug)
I hope you are a board character

if not,god help us all

[sailor]

i bet the mods let this fight go to the death.

[DiabloSammich]

God damn, this place is tense today.

Everybody must be in heat.

[mugby43]

lest you flobs think me merely postering:
remember the ponderously heaving and jiggling breasteses of Dilldallal-O-White of the hunts point in the south bronx, who had spied me and had become a slave to my pulsating pubic powerhouse, and the days and nights i spent taking her fortress with my purple-helmed warrior. While i relish the thought of satisfying those wraiths of women in the underworld who had been unlucky enough to pass before my time, there had been something in her pleading, whimpering voice and her doe eyes that told him that i would be back for more of that.

BwaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[sailor]

i bet the mods let this fight go to the death.

i'm afraid neither wants to go for the kill after an interesting start.

[BoondockSaint]

This is such a bad gimmick and nobody even cares.

[mugby43]

I am not RESSHY! I m his brother. I have spent like 100 hours searching his posts. And I have been searching for him for several months. I founf this message board by googling some clues and I have been fishing for him within his 12000 posts. If this offends you (strike that i am not trying to offend anyone) what i want is for for someone to contact me and tell me how to contact my brother. This is no joke, He may be dead or ill.

[TheMojoPin]

STOP SPAMMING. Relegate your posts about reeshy to the thread you started about him or you will get that one week ban.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I can believe I am cheering on that fuck who banned me

[mugby43]

I am Resshy's brother. He disappered several month ago and i ahve been searching for him since. I came upon you mesage board in a ggogle search. And i have been reading his past posts for clues and found little. And now ny efforsts at geeting responsesd are being "closed' I am for real. My brot ermay be dead or ill and I am trying to fiind him. If you think I this a jike, think again, about what a brother's love and hate can do

[TheMojoPin]

I can believe I am cheering on that fuck who banned me

C'mere, you adorable little so-and-so.

[TheMojoPin]

Wow, way to fuck up. See you in a week, champ.

[PapaBear]

I am Resshy's brother. He disappered several month ago and i ahve been searching for him since. I came upon you mesage board in a ggogle search. And i have been reading his past posts for clues and found little. And now ny efforsts at geeting responsesd are being "closed' I am for real. My brot ermay be dead or ill and I am trying to fiind him. If you think I this a jike, think again, about what a brother's love and hate can do

If you are for real, I sympathize. The thing is, we don't know where he is. Posting the same thing over and over again isn't going to help. Oh and BTW... If you "found the board" with a Google search, how is it that you became a member two years ago?

[IMSlacker]

The Night of 1,000 Bumps might get ugly.

[Dougie Brootal]

Wow, way to fuck up. See you in a week, champ.

i love you!:wub:

[sailor]

good thing for you there are no spaces in your name.

[sailor]

cock shots?

(i really hate "that's life" sometimes.)

[Marc with a c]

why don't people read the threads they post in prior to posting in them?

[sailor]

why don't people read the threads they post in prior to posting in them?

that thread is just a continuous car crash and quickly becoming my favorite.

[mikeyboy]

that thread is just a continuous car crash and quickly becoming my favorite.

So I should stop correcting people?

[sailor]

So I should stop correcting people?

since they're not reading them anyways, it actually makes it funnier having like 50 corrections.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

So I should stop correcting people?

I thought marc was referring to his sheepy thread where, people kept posting hookers after he said no hookers

but the Zman thread is ridiculous

but alas I am throwing stones into glass houses because I am notorious for posting with out reading

[sailor]

congrats to bobo on #2.

[mikeyboy]

I thought marc was referring to his sheepy thread where, people kept posting hookers after he said no hookers

but the Zman thread is ridiculous

but alas I am throwing stones into glass houses because I am notorious for posting with out reading

Yeah, but we all know that Randy is the twin who learned how to read.

[Marc with a c]

but alas I am throwing stones into glass houses because I am notorious for posting with out reading

throwing stones into glass houses?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yeah, but we all know that Randy is the twin who learned how to read.

someone just read this for me

words hurt

[mikeyboy]

throwing stones into glass houses?

fucking idiot

:lol:

I didn't even notice that.

[sailor]

throwing stones into glass houses?

fucking idiot

hahahahaha made me laugh out loud there..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I chose throwing stones into glass houses over me being the pot calling the Kettle black

they both would have sucked

abuse away

[DiabloSammich]

So much for editing that post to take the edge off, marc.

[Marc with a c]

he doesn't even realize what he said wrong

[Marc with a c]

So much for editing that post to take the edge off, marc.

eh, it's holy week. oh well

[mikeyboy]

I chose throwing stones into glass houses over me being the pot calling the Kettle black

they both would have sucked

abuse away

You do realize that the expression is "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." It doesn't have anything to do with throwing stones into houses.

People who throw stones into glass houses are just vandals.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

he doesn't even realize what he said wrong

I dont

did i mess up the cliche


me try to use cliche, me should have used fart joke

[Marc with a c]

I dont

did i mess up the cliche


me try to use cliche, me should have used fart joke

you're a fucking cliche

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You do realize that the expression is "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." It doesn't have anything to do with throwing stones into houses.

People who throw stones into glass houses are just vandals.

I knew I fucked up the cliche, my dad has used it on me so many times, he wont be proud

[sailor]

I dont

did i mess up the cliche


me try to use cliche, me should have used fart joke

if you can't join them, beat them up

[Marc with a c]

if you can't join them, beat them up

don't mind him, he's asleep on the wrong side of the bed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you're a fucking cliche


ouch, you got the KO, that was a kick when I was on the ground

EDIT: DAMN YOU MIKEYBOY!!!!!!!

[sailor]

don't mind him, he's asleep on the wrong side of the bed

if at first you don't succeed, try to inherit the earth

[DiabloSammich]

don't mind him, he's asleep on the wrong side of the bed



He wasn't that far off, it really was 7 one, two and a half dozen the other.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

looking back, I just rushed the post (like always)

I know it is People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

I rushed the post, didnt get the entire line and fucked up

now back to the abuse

I deserve it

Edit: I cant even go into Purgatory and curse you fucks out, Im already there

[sailor]

looking back, I just rushed the post (like always)

I know it is People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

I rushed the post, didnt get the entire line and fucked up

now back to the abuse

I deserve it

boo

[Marc with a c]

looking back, I just rushed the post (like always)

I know it is People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

I rushed the post, didnt get the entire line and fucked up

now back to the abuse

I deserve it

keep your socks on

[Dougie Brootal]

you guys are too mean to hippo and i dont like it. you all make mistakes too ya know! this is like the cup calling the refridgerator gray. or something.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you guys are too mean to hippo and i dont like it. you all make mistakes too ya know! this is like the cup calling the refridgerator gray. or something.

shouldn't you be in the gaydar thread hoping someone mentioned you

(thanks, a weakling joined the abuse who i can take my rage out on)

[Marc with a c]

you guys are too mean to hippo and i dont like it. you all make mistakes too ya know! this is like the cup calling the refridgerator gray. or something.

don't make a mountain out of a mole

[DiabloSammich]

shouldn't you be in the gaydar thread hoping someone mentioned you

(thanks, a weakling joined the abuse who i can take my rage out on)



Don't get your pillowcases in a bunch.

[mikeyboy]

It's six and one half dozen the other.

[Dougie Brootal]

shouldn't you be in the gaydar thread hoping someone mentioned you

(thanks, a weakling joined the abuse who i can take my rage out on)

weakling?!? ive been here a mighty long mother fucking time to be treated like that! who do you think was getting ripped by these guys when you were just a lowly ''rude and rude'' lurker? i invented your new gimmick as messageboard punching bag! im OG son! respect your elders! besides, you dont even have an epic thread yet! thats right.... i said it.

[sailor]

He wasn't that far off, it really was 7 one, two and a half dozen the other.

It's six and one half dozen the other.

no comment.

[Marc with a c]

weakling?!? ive been here a mighty long mother fucking time to be treated like that! who do you think was getting ripped by these guys when you were just a lowly ''rude and rude'' lurker? i invented your new gimmick as messageboard punching bag! im OG son! respect your elders! besides, you dont even have an epic thread yet! thats right.... i said it.

hey. you bought your bed, now you must sleep in it.

[sailor]

btw, could a mod please merge the two death threads for today? it's getting a bit depressing.

[DiabloSammich]

no comment.



Don't bother him, sailor, the zman thread has put him into correcting mode and he's having trouble shaking it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

weakling?!? ive been here a mighty long mother fucking time to be treated like that! who do you think was getting ripped by these guys when you were just a lowly ''rude and rude'' lurker? i invented your new gimmick as messageboard punching bag! im OG son! respect your elders! besides, you dont even have an epic thread yet! thats right.... i said it.

it worked, I needed to anger someone, now I feel better

nothing personal, when getting jumped, you have to take out the weak one of the herd

edit : cmon, marc , sailor mikeyboy sammich and you, this was an easy choice

[sailor]

hey. you bought your bed, now you must sleep in it.

you sleep where you sew.

[Dougie Brootal]

hey. you bought your bed, now you must sleep in it.

when in rome, do as the carthagenians.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not for nothing, i sure brought out the funny, Im enjoying this

the last few days were lagging

[Dougie Brootal]

it worked, I needed to anger someone, now I feel better

nothing personal, when getting jumped, you have to take out the weak one of the herd

edit : cmon, marc , sailor mikeyboy sammich and you, this was an easy choice

sammich?!? SAMMICH?!? sammich has only been here like 3 weeks! who the fuck is he?!? nothin business, sammich, strictly personal...

[Marc with a c]

not for nothing, i sure brought out the funny, Im enjoying this

your brought out the funny?

that be a long day when hell freezes over.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

your brought out the funny?

that be a long day when hell freezes over.

funny out in others silly

[Marc with a c]

funny out in others silly

a bird in the hand is worth two in the butt

[DiabloSammich]

sammich?!? SAMMICH?!? sammich has only been here like 3 weeks! who the fuck is he?!? nothin business, sammich, strictly personal...



No skin off my ears, doug.

[Dougie Brootal]

the last few days my tits were sagging

thanks for that...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thanks for that...

you see, everyone (cept me) is bringing the funny, then you do a silly edit joke


marc just had gold with A Bird in the Hand is worth 2 in the Butt

[DiabloSammich]

a bird in the hand is worth two in the butt



Is that some kind of anal joke?




edit: never mind, it obviously is.

[Dougie Brootal]

No skin off my ears, doug.

hey, you know my motto... keep it simple dummy...

[Marc with a c]

you see, everyone (cept me) is bringing the funny, then you do a silly edit joke


marc just had gold with A Bird in the Hand is worth 2 in the Butt

you shouldn't have eaten your chickens before they hatched.


huh?

[Dougie Brootal]

you see, everyone (cept me) is bringing the funny, then you do a silly edit joke


marc just had gold with A Bird in the Hand is worth 2 in the Butt

well you know what they say... stick with what brought you to the meeting...

[mikeyboy]

well you know what they say... stick with what brought you to the meeting...

You fuckers brought me to a meeting????

Seriously, I can quit whenever I want.

[sailor]

well you know what they say... stick with what brought you to the meeting...

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cured pork.

[Dougie Brootal]

mikey its okay. just take it 3 days at a time.

[sailor]

are we quitting while we're caught in the headlights?

[Hottub]

Believe it or not, many people have lives beyond the show. Not a knock. Just saying.

[Dougie Brootal]

Believe it or not, many people have lives beyond the show. Not a knock. Just saying.

poppycock!

[Hottub]

Bloody 'ell!!

[Friday]

Believe it or not, many people have lives beyond the show.

Lies.

[sailor]

Believe it or not, many people have lives beyond the show. Not a knock. Just saying.

don't go running around like a chicken with his head in the clouds.

[IMSlacker]

That Hippos is a real brain scientist.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That Hippos is a real brain scientist.

words hurt slacker

Id punch you, but my t rex arms wouldn't reach ya

[IMSlacker]

words hurt slacker

Id punch you, but my t rex arms wouldn't reach ya

Sorry, couldn't figure out how to use the brain scientist line without directing it at somebody. At least I didn't call you a rocket surgeon.

[bobrobot]

congrats to bobo on #2.

Thank you, That's very nice of ya!!!

:surrender:

[underdog]

Sorry or jealous?

[lleeder]

He's jealous.

[lleeder]

Is it the power that turns you on? Or did she offer to buy you a sandwich?

[SinA]

oh. that's what this thread is for.

well then.... fuck. i though i was so funny.

[Hottub]

That felt good, didn't it, Mikey!

[Team_Ramrod]

This is the last time I make an agreement with my wife not to jack when I'm away at work!!!!!!!

20 DAYS IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



GODDAMMIT!

[Marc with a c]

mikey just made two jokes and i didn't get either of them.

[mikeyboy]

mikey just made two jokes and i didn't get either of them.

here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55197)

and

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I don't play to the masses.

[sailor]

jeez, i hope no one steals it.

[sailor]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNMWTT1sFIo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNMWTT1sFIo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I don't play to the masses.

no one in the bronx sounds like that.

[mikeyboy]

no one in the bronx sounds like that.

Bronxmarc is a fuckface.

[Marc with a c]

yeah he is

[IMSlacker]

no one in the bronx sounds like that.

Maybe it's a combination Bronx/Minneapolis accent.

[Marc with a c]

i got that one loose anus

[sailor]

i got that one loose anus

witty.