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sailor
02-25-2009, 04:58 PM
I wish that thread was called:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/sirbutlust/giee.jpg

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britneypablo
02-25-2009, 05:01 PM
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<font color="deeppink"> uve got to be kidding me....Her name is Anne....black people dont have names like that.....

lleeder
02-25-2009, 05:24 PM
200 posts into a thread isn't it really gonna naturally start straying from the original point?

IMSlacker
02-25-2009, 05:26 PM
200 posts into a thread isn't it really gonna naturally start straying from the original point?

Not if you don't want a three point infraction.

underdog
02-25-2009, 05:26 PM
Which is almost the worst thing you can say about a person

I used to not like drjoek, but he's become one of my favorite posters on this board.

weekapaugjz
02-25-2009, 05:26 PM
200 posts into a thread isn't it really gonna naturally start straying from the original point?

it only took us 3 posts to get that price checker one off the rails.

lleeder
02-25-2009, 05:28 PM
it only took us 3 posts to get that price checker one off the rails.

That one was off the rails long before we made it fun.

drjoek
02-25-2009, 05:30 PM
I used to not like drjoek, but he's become one of my favorite posters on this board.



drjoek sucks.

lleeder
02-25-2009, 05:31 PM
I used to not like drjoek, but he's become one of my favorite posters on this board.

Like I've always said "underdog and I have nothing in common".

sailor
02-25-2009, 05:39 PM
ronnie was right, you just can't respond to a verbal attack with a physical attack.

drjoek
02-25-2009, 05:41 PM
Like I've always said "underdog and I have nothing in common".

Are you and I going to have a guess what type thing now? :lol:

Don Stugots
02-25-2009, 05:42 PM
http://lithe.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/nike-just-do-it.jpg

lleeder
02-25-2009, 05:43 PM
Are you and I going to have a guess what type thing now? :lol:

I'd never make your punk ass famous.

Jughead
02-25-2009, 05:44 PM
Thank you for making me feel special by playing my music:smile:

Tenbatsuzen
02-25-2009, 06:38 PM
Considering where that dick has been, here:

http://www.medical-world.biz/catalog/images/purell_350mlpump.jpg

epo
02-25-2009, 06:50 PM
I can't even read the thread, but by bitching about him for hours...you've let him win.

Jughead
02-25-2009, 06:54 PM
[QUOTE=epo;2141519]I can't even read the thread, but by bitching about him for hours...you've let him win.[/QUOTE told ya you are the smartest poster..Just take it and shut up...:smile: This has been a purgatory quote from Juggy Thank you good night:bye:

sailor
02-25-2009, 07:19 PM
nice job quoting

Jughead
02-25-2009, 07:26 PM
nice job quoting

Thanks Quote police....

jauble
02-25-2009, 07:33 PM
nice job quoting

Shouldn't you be finding a thread thats already been started?

sailor
02-25-2009, 07:40 PM
Shouldn't you be finding a thread thats already been started?

exhibit a (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=14408)

exhibit b (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76682)

jauble
02-25-2009, 07:44 PM
exhibit a (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=14408)

exhibit b (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76682)

Obviously you are a person that doesn't know tort laws and the statute of limitations (food joke you decide).

hammersavage
02-25-2009, 08:06 PM
If you get to a certain point in brickbreaker, does your blackberry just explode?

hammersavage
02-25-2009, 08:12 PM
This place is dead anyway, man

thejives
02-25-2009, 08:13 PM
I wish Steven Wright was the only other poster on this board.

hammersavage
02-25-2009, 08:14 PM
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Don Stugots
02-26-2009, 04:24 AM
I didn't want to sully the hot chick pic thread with this but:

Huge fake boobs on a woman doesn't always equal hot. GVAC and Rose are right, some of you have no clue what a beautiful woman is.

epo
02-26-2009, 04:26 AM
If you get to a certain point in brickbreaker, does your blackberry just explode?

I only wish mine would.

Marc with a c
02-26-2009, 04:35 AM
If you get to a certain point in brickbreaker, does your blackberry just explode?

i'm currently sitting somewhere just over a million points, with 250+ lives.

britneypablo
02-26-2009, 04:38 AM
I didn't want to sully the hot chick pic thread with this but:

Huge fake boobs on a woman doesn't always equal hot. GVAC and Rose are right, some of you have no clue what a beautiful woman is.

<font color="deeppink">
beautiful is lighting, angle, makeup, airbrush, and liquify tool.....come on everyone knows that

led37zep
02-26-2009, 04:59 AM
<font color="deeppink">
beautiful is lighting, angle, makeup, airbrush, and liquify tool.....come on everyone knows that

Very true. I installed soft lighting in my entire apt to minimize any flaws my chick may develop.

Don Stugots
02-26-2009, 05:03 AM
<font color="deeppink">
beautiful is lighting, angle, makeup, airbrush, and liquify tool.....come on everyone knows that


While I agree with you on that I still behind my statement of fake boobs do not equal hot.

britneypablo
02-26-2009, 05:16 AM
Very true. I installed soft lighting in my entire apt to minimize any flaws my chick may develop.

<font color="deeppink"> i stay in pitch black all the time just in case

led37zep
02-26-2009, 05:22 AM
<font color="deeppink"> i stay in pitch black all the time just in case

We know what you really mean.

Freitag
02-26-2009, 05:24 AM
holy crap. you get called out in a thread, you admit you have a drinking problem, and then you use a board character to try and deflect the heat from yourself onto me?

I usually don't agree with Sin, but he's right. you have no spine.

mikeyboy
02-26-2009, 05:35 AM
holy crap. you get called out in a thread, you admit you have a drinking problem, and then you use a board character to try and deflect the heat from yourself onto me?

Um. You're making assumptions there. It's not the same user.

~Katja~
02-26-2009, 05:53 AM
While I agree with you on that I still behind my statement of fake boobs do not equal hot.

I can give ya some nice d-cups with the liquify tool...

Don Stugots
02-26-2009, 05:55 AM
I can give ya some nice d-cups with the liquify tool...



That sounds hot!

Freitag
02-26-2009, 05:58 AM
Um. You're making assumptions there. It's not the same user.

Well, whoever it is, calling my wife into it isn't funny. Attacking me is one thing, bringing her into it is another animal entirely.

mikeyboy
02-26-2009, 06:04 AM
Well, whoever it is, calling my wife into it isn't funny. Attacking me is one thing, bringing her into it is another animal entirely.

What are you talking about? I just did a search for that user's three posts, and none of them mention your wife.

underdog
02-26-2009, 06:04 AM
Well, whoever it is, calling my wife into it isn't funny. Attacking me is one thing, bringing her into it is another animal entirely.

Are we still talking about the Guess What thread?

Freitag
02-26-2009, 06:10 AM
What are you talking about? I just did a search for that user's three posts, and none of them mention your wife.

Screen name.

mikeyboy
02-26-2009, 06:12 AM
Screen name.

I doubt it has anything to do with your wife.

Freitag
02-26-2009, 06:19 AM
I doubt it has anything to do with your wife.

Right. A coward wants to attack me, has a one in six chance to pick a day of the week, and pulls the one my wife uses. Totally random. Yes.

Whatever. Guy's made three posts, and each of them have died on the vine except for one JoeK acknowledgment, so his fan club is just tremendous.

mikeyboy
02-26-2009, 06:24 AM
Right. A coward wants to attack me, has a one in six chance to pick a day of the week, and pulls the one my wife uses. Totally random. Yes.

Whatever. Guy's made three posts, and each of them have died on the vine except for one JoeK acknowledgment, so his fan club is just tremendous.

Do people know your wife uses that day of the week? I certainly didn't and she doesn't appear to use it on this board. You're paranoid.

Heather 8
02-26-2009, 06:33 AM
In Matty's defense, she does use it elsewhere on a service that several board members use.

But I'm inclined to think Wednesday was used because... well, it was a Wednesday.

edit: OK, date stamp says otherwise.

Freitag
02-26-2009, 06:35 AM
Do people know your wife uses that day of the week? I certainly didn't and she doesn't appear to use it on this board. You're paranoid.

Remember when I told you that your biggest problem as an admin is not containing drama by getting involved in it yourself (see Jeff/MLC, etc.)? This is one of those times. You could have let it go or PM'ed me.

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 06:37 AM
I use every day of the week. To the fullest!

Don Stugots
02-26-2009, 06:41 AM
Matty, to be fair, I didn't know it was Liz until I asked you and then I thought it was cute. Still do.

I hope you are wrong because if people start attacking each other's wives, it is all down hill from there.

Freitag
02-26-2009, 06:42 AM
Matty, to be fair, I didn't know it was Liz until I asked you and then I thought it was cute. Still do.

I hope you are wrong because if people start attacking each other's wives, it is all down hill from there.

I hear Regina likes the puppet more than you.

Don Stugots
02-26-2009, 06:44 AM
Everyone does. People are asking fort him to show up at the band night in April.

mikeyboy
02-26-2009, 06:51 AM
Remember when I told you that your biggest problem as an admin is not containing drama by getting involved in it yourself (see Jeff/MLC, etc.)? This is one of those times. You could have let it go or PM'ed me.

I don't see how I'm fostering drama. I'm merely publicly disputing some assumptions I feel to be incorrect on your part. If anything, that's quelling drama -- the other parties at issue aren't likely to jump in if they believe you're acknowledging a mistake. You just don't like to be called out.

Thebazile78
02-26-2009, 06:56 AM
Do people know your wife uses that day of the week? I certainly didn't and she doesn't appear to use it on this board. You're paranoid.

I may not use it as a part of my username, but it's listed as my last name in my profile.

And, if anyone should be irritated by this particular poster, it should be me.

Did I say ANYTHING?

No, and while it bothered me a little, it's not enough to get pissy about it.

I am a big girl and can take care of myself.

Freitag
02-26-2009, 07:02 AM
I don't see how I'm fostering drama. I'm merely publicly disputing some assumptions I feel to be incorrect on your part. If anything, that's quelling drama -- the other parties at issue aren't likely to jump in if they believe you're acknowledging a mistake. You just don't like to be called out.

I don't mind being called out if I'm involved. I was just a party on the sideline in that one and the other party decided to make it about me. THAT'S annoying.

Friday
02-26-2009, 08:46 AM
so far:

Spammer: 5
Mods: 0

A.J.
02-26-2009, 08:48 AM
so far:

Spammer: 5
Mods: 0

My damn internet is slow!

Thebazile78
02-26-2009, 09:18 AM
OK, I'm going to repeat myself because it's bugging me right now (as the thread has been bumped and the incorrect usage is in the title) ... I don't really fucking understand how someone can get "there", "their" and "they're" mixed up.

THERE is a location ... I told everyone I'd be there at 5pm.
THEIR is a possessive pronoun meaning "belonging to them" ... Nicole reminded everyone to bring their music.
THEY'RE is a contraction of "they are" ... They're all bringing folders and pencils.

Don't they teach homophones anymore?

Also, not to be a noodge, but would a Mod be able to change it from "their" to "there"? Please?

Freitag
02-26-2009, 09:19 AM
Wow, you take a thread from six months ago and then dare me to call in? Then you mention my wife?

Are you KIDDING me?

Seriously, I was this close to C&P'ing Alkey's "Guess What" thread in response, but here's a newsflash - if I did that, it would be indicating to you that I'd actually care what you thought of me.

Maybe I caused some static with your sponsors and for that, I apologize. It's not up to me to know how dialed in your sponsors are to this site. But seriously, with how badly that original spot was written, ("they're just programmed that way"? I mean, really?) Biderman should look into better copywriters and less browbeating radio hosts.

But I've pretty much kept my mouth shut regarding to that site and I've been very very calm with the buys they've been making. So go screw.

A.J.
02-26-2009, 09:20 AM
OK, I'm going to repeat myself because it's bugging me right now (as the thread has been bumped and the incorrect usage is in the title) ... I don't really fucking understand how someone can get "there", "their" and "they're" mixed up.

THERE is a location ... I told everyone I'd be there at 5pm.
THEIR is a possessive pronoun meaning "belonging to them" ... Nicole reminded everyone to bring their music.
THEY'RE is a contraction of "they are" ... They're all bringing folders and pencils.

Don't they teach homophones anymore?

Also, not to be a noodge, but would a Mod be able to change it from "their" to "there"? Please?

Please don't get me started on "should of".

EliSnow
02-26-2009, 09:21 AM
Don't they teach homophones anymore?

Only if they stay in the closet.

Also, not to be a noodge, but would a Mod be able to change it from "their" to "there"? Please?

I've been tempted to correct titles. But in the end, it's funnier to leave misspelling up.

Judge Smails
02-26-2009, 09:22 AM
OK, I'm going to repeat myself because it's bugging me right now (as the thread has been bumped and the incorrect usage is in the title) ... I don't really fucking understand how someone can get "there", "their" and "they're" mixed up.

THERE is a location ... I told everyone I'd be there at 5pm.
THEIR is a possessive pronoun meaning "belonging to them" ... Nicole reminded everyone to bring their music.
THEY'RE is a contraction of "they are" ... They're all bringing folders and pencils.

Don't they teach homophones anymore?

Also, not to be a noodge, but would a Mod be able to change it from "their" to "there"? Please?

Here! Here! Eye agree with ewe!

Thebazile78
02-26-2009, 09:40 AM
I've been tempted to correct titles. But in the end, it's funnier to leave misspelling up.

There's a time and a place for that kind of attitude, but today and here are not it.

(I understand, but it got under my skin today and I have no idea why.)

Here! Here! Eye agree with ewe!

I. Hate. You.

Please don't get me started on "should of".

Cringeworthy, indeed.

RoseBlood
02-26-2009, 09:43 AM
this stuff really bothers you guys?

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 01:47 PM
There needs to be a thread for random TV viewing commentary.

"Just One of the Guys" is on for fuck's sake. Too bad its on Comedy Central so we don't get to see the best breasts on a woman playing a man in movie history.

midwestjeff
02-26-2009, 01:52 PM
Today I got a new shower head and one for the kitchen sink too.

Jealous?

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 01:54 PM
You have a kitchen sink? Lucky devil...

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 02:15 PM
So I'm going to see a show at the Williamsburg Hall of Music tomorrow night.

What is the best/cheapest way to go?

1. Park in Hoboken, take the path to Manhattan and subway over to venue.

2. Drive right to venue and use parking garage over there.

I'd rather not drive thru Manhattan but I'd have to get to Williamsburg. I plan on getting over there about 4 or 5 so I can drink for a while before the show starts. Parking in Hoboken for that long gets expensive.

JerseyRich
02-26-2009, 05:41 PM
So I'm going to see a show at the Williamsburg Hall of Music tomorrow night.

What is the best/cheapest way to go?

1. Park in Hoboken, take the path to Manhattan and subway over to venue.

2. Drive right to venue and use parking garage over there.

I'd rather not drive thru Manhattan but I'd have to get to Williamsburg. I plan on getting over there about 4 or 5 so I can drink for a while before the show starts. Parking in Hoboken for that long gets expensive.

Walk it, deek,

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 06:19 PM
People are right, you are the least classy member of .net.

Friday
02-26-2009, 06:55 PM
Ugh.

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 06:58 PM
Blerg

King Hippos Bandaid
02-26-2009, 07:01 PM
People are right, you are the least classy member of .net.


but I just joined the monocle of the month club

underdog
02-26-2009, 07:21 PM
No, it really isn't.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 07:30 PM
this stuff really bothers you guys?

English majors. I say we burn the libary

RoseBlood
02-26-2009, 07:37 PM
English majors. I say we burn the libary

Haha.. I can see the annoyance, but not on a message board. Anyways. if we burn the libraries my mother will be out of a job. :sad: And my upcoming hard work will be useless.. oh I told my boss I'd hit a bunch of libraries on the island to post flyers for him.

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 07:38 PM
Is it true librarians need their masters degree?

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 07:40 PM
Haha.. I can see the annoyance, but not on a message board. Anyways. if we burn the libraries my mother will be out of a job. :sad: And my upcoming hard work will be useless.. oh I told my boss I'd hit a bunch of libraries on the island to post flyers for him.

Yes it's true Hammer. Wait why am I quoting Rose? Oh well, fuck it. I'll hit "post reply" anyawy.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 07:42 PM
p.s. My joke was that I intentionally misspelled library

Yuck I feel like I'm Leno now

which I suppose wouldn't be bad considering he's better than me in every way.

RoseBlood
02-26-2009, 07:52 PM
Is it true librarians need their masters degree?
Yeah, they need a Masters in Library Science. My mom's not a librarian, she just reads a lot. I'm glad, librarians are quirky to say the least.

p.s. My joke was that I intentionally misspelled library


See, I hadn't noticed.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 07:59 PM
Yeah, they need a Masters in Library Science. My mom's not a librarian, she just reads a lot. I'm glad, librarians are quirky to say the least.



See, I hadn't noticed.

You some kinda librarian racist? My grandpa was a library when you were still goo! Pre-goo! Me too...

His neighbor had a pet cheetah. Ah, the 70's.

sailor
02-26-2009, 08:00 PM
2 + 1 = 3

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 08:01 PM
2 + 1 = 3

ARGH! BRAIN HURT!!

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 08:18 PM
Yeah, they need a Masters in Library Science. My mom's not a librarian, she just reads a lot. I'm glad, librarians are quirky to say the least.

What a nerd she is

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 08:21 PM
This place used to be so cool. Now i'm all about the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

CofyCrakCocaine
02-26-2009, 08:22 PM
This place used to be so cool. Now i'm all about the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Good idea. Fuck you fools

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 08:24 PM
What's purgatory anyway? I'm a good boy and going right to Heaven.

hammersavage
02-26-2009, 08:26 PM
Man, GVac blows. I don't care for the cut of his jib.

Gvac
02-26-2009, 08:32 PM
There's a first time for everything.

Fez4PrezN2008
02-26-2009, 10:06 PM
They're still a home wrecker service no matter what the guy says.

midwestjeff
02-26-2009, 10:09 PM
They're still a home wrecker service no matter what the guy says.

This isn't the place for your complaint.


This is. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69956&page=6&highlight=ashley+madison)

ToiletCrusher
02-27-2009, 04:21 AM
This new part-time job thing is really interfering with my listening to the show. It used to be great when I was unemployed. Also, it effects my post-whoring.

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 04:23 AM
They're still a home wrecker service no matter what the guy says.

they don't wreck homes, the people using the service do, and they will continue to do so whether there is a site for it or not.

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 04:23 AM
This new part-time job thing is really interfering with my listening to the show. It used to be great when I was unemployed. Also, it effects my post-whoring.

can you do it in the morning instead of noon-3?

ToiletCrusher
02-27-2009, 04:26 AM
can you do it in the morning instead of noon-3?

unfortunately no. I go into schools during math time. The schools I work with are all doing math from 11:30 - 3:30 or there about. Sometimes I get done at 1:30 if I start at 11:30 but the ones that start at 1 keep me there until 3:30

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 05:10 AM
unfortunately no. I go into schools during math time. The schools I work with are all doing math from 11:30 - 3:30 or there about. Sometimes I get done at 1:30 if I start at 11:30 but the ones that start at 1 keep me there until 3:30

:(

are there no teaching jobs in your area? How about you move away from that area? Are there more jobs in other geographic regions?

Thebazile78
02-27-2009, 05:22 AM
this stuff really bothers you guys?

Some weeks, yes, it absolutely bothers me.

But it bothers me this week especially.

Judge Smails
02-27-2009, 05:28 AM
Some weeks, yes, it absolutely bothers me.

But it bothers me this week especially.

weeks or weaks?











(Naw, I'm sorry - I'll leave you alone now. Have a pleasant day.)

Hottub
02-27-2009, 05:32 AM
I think I just made cummsies.

A.J.
02-27-2009, 05:37 AM
I think I just made cummsies.

We'd best get out of your way (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2142723&postcount=195).

sailor
02-27-2009, 05:50 AM
they don't wreck homes, the people using the service do, and they will continue to do so whether there is a site for it or not.

you don't think by facilitating it, making it easier, there are people cheating who would not have otherwise done so? like ron says (not that i agree with it) guys are only as faithful as their options. using that logic, making it easy absolutely will increase the number of instances of cheating.

taking it to an absurd level, look at napster. people used that to steal music. do you think without that service those people would have taken to robbing tower records? (even to a lesser degree, people used napster who never copied tapes/cd's of their friends).

razorboy
02-27-2009, 05:51 AM
The talking ads are back! Terrific!

mikeyboy
02-27-2009, 06:02 AM
The talking ads are back! Terrific!

Which ones? I'll let Jon know.

drjoek
02-27-2009, 06:13 AM
I think I just made cummsies.

This is worth of a post?
if i posted everytime that happened I'd be at 35000 posts by now

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 06:31 AM
I did that last night before bed.

razorboy
02-27-2009, 06:54 AM
Which ones? I'll let Jon know.

I got a stray "Congratulations. You've been selected to win a free...". I shut it off at that point. I haven't gotten it since.

hammersavage
02-27-2009, 07:14 AM
I got a stray "Congratulations. You've been selected to win a free...". I shut it off at that point. I haven't gotten it since.

Good for you man. Definitely claim your prize you lucky dog.

Freitag
02-27-2009, 07:24 AM
You may need a couple more than that.

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 07:26 AM
Lucky stiff. I never win anything.

epo
02-27-2009, 07:55 AM
Wait...he wants us to pay him $5.99 for that mess?

RoseBlood
02-27-2009, 08:09 AM
I think I just made cummsies.
Some things are better left unsaid.

This is worth of a post?
if i posted everytime that happened I'd be at 35000 posts by now
See above.

I did that last night before bed.
Again.

RoseBlood
02-27-2009, 08:21 AM
I thought women were suppose to be the dramatic ones?

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 04:25 PM
I didn't even listen to the first clip. Pat is a better man than me.

What is for brunch tomorrow? Salmon benedict?

disneyspy
02-27-2009, 04:27 PM
fuck i listened to two minutes of that crap,thats two miutes lost forever!

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 04:31 PM
fuck i listened to two minutes of that crap,thats two miutes lost forever!

that's 2 minutes you could have spent jerking off.... 5 times

BlackSpider
02-27-2009, 04:31 PM
that's 2 minutes you could have spent jerking off.... 5 times

Who said he wasn't...?

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 04:32 PM
I didn't even listen to the first clip. Pat is a better man than me.

What is for brunch tomorrow? Salmon benedict?

make something nice for lunch ;)

~Katja~
02-27-2009, 04:34 PM
Who said he wasn't...?

ha... he probably was while going around claiming he is observing lent

sailor
02-27-2009, 04:34 PM
Who said he wasn't...?

god

weekapaugjz
02-27-2009, 04:40 PM
this really is pathetic.

disneyspy
02-27-2009, 04:43 PM
this really is pathetic.

ya he'll wait til you get busy on your podcast before he attacks your post

disneyspy
02-27-2009, 04:46 PM
god

thank you sailor

BlackSpider
02-27-2009, 04:57 PM
How do I get a Sig bigger than 300 X 100...?

Snoogans
02-27-2009, 05:17 PM
How do I get a Sig bigger than 300 X 100...?

Blow JustJon

weekapaugjz
02-27-2009, 05:49 PM
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/kill-stories/17551d1151757932-06-360z-kill-attention_whore.jpg

sailor
02-27-2009, 05:51 PM
Blow JustJon

shit, how do ya become an admin?

Bob Impact
02-27-2009, 05:52 PM
shit, how do ya become an admin?

shit on Just Jon.

IMSlacker
02-27-2009, 05:53 PM
shit on Just Jon.

Then why isn't spoon an admin yet?

Jughead
02-27-2009, 05:54 PM
Hi Buddys....How is everyone:bye:

Bob Impact
02-27-2009, 05:54 PM
Then why isn't spoon an admin yet?

Admins have to have a certain... consistency.


This is the grossest thing I've ever posted.

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 05:54 PM
shit, how do ya become an admin?

same way.

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 05:55 PM
Then why isn't spoon an admin yet?

he throws shit, that's different.

mikeyboy
02-27-2009, 06:01 PM
The internet sucks donkey balls.

Bob Impact
02-27-2009, 06:02 PM
The internet sucks donkey balls.

Poor Mikeyboy.

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 06:03 PM
The internet sucks donkey balls.

do you need a hug?

britneypablo
02-27-2009, 06:06 PM
The internet sucks donkey balls.

<font color="deeppink"> there is probably website of women sucking donkey balls if u look for it....im not on it or anything ...just sayin!

Tall_James
02-27-2009, 06:36 PM
The level of narcissistic self-importance that some people have is utterly astounding.

No one gives a shit about you!

ToiletCrusher
02-27-2009, 06:41 PM
The level of narcissistic self-importance that some people have is utterly astounding.

No one gives a shit about you!

yes I do care about me.

hammersavage
02-27-2009, 07:27 PM
Aywkubttod is the best live band I've ever seen.

IMSlacker
02-27-2009, 07:31 PM
Aywkubttod is the best live band I've ever seen.

Their new album is really good. The only time I've seen them live was about 10 years ago when they were opening for Superchunk. I need to go see them again.

Hottub
02-27-2009, 07:37 PM
First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

IMSlacker
02-27-2009, 07:38 PM
First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

Traitor!

Don Stugots
02-27-2009, 07:39 PM
First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

really? i was thinking of getting the iphone but maybe not now.

Hottub
02-27-2009, 07:45 PM
Traitor!

This one is from the BB. I wanted to be a chamulian' but the IPhone sucks at .net.
I'll just stick TL music and silly appa on that thing.

Hottub
02-27-2009, 07:48 PM
First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

weekapaugjz
02-27-2009, 07:50 PM
First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

First iphone post. blackberry is all over this shit.
The iphone skin blows.

this is the most time apart i have ever seen for a double post.

IMSlacker
02-27-2009, 07:51 PM
this is the most time apart i have ever seen for a double post.

The iPhone really must suck.

midwestjeff
02-27-2009, 07:53 PM
The iPhone really must suck.

I'm guessing it's the operator.

Hottub
02-27-2009, 07:53 PM
Seriosly. How do you iphone people view the board
it eats a bag of scrotom!

weekapaugjz
02-27-2009, 07:53 PM
I'm guessing it's the operator.

:clap:

Hottub
02-27-2009, 07:57 PM
OK. I'm back to my trusty ol' PC.
BB is fairly good as a mobile option. iPhone sucks a fat clit.
If somebody can't talk me through this, my new toy is an mp3 player.:wallbash:

conman823
02-27-2009, 08:57 PM
OK. I'm back to my trusty ol' PC.
BB is fairly good as a mobile option. iPhone sucks a fat clit.
If somebody can't talk me through this, my new toy is an mp3 player.:wallbash:

Perhaps you hit the Technology wall.....................

http://unclutterer.com/wp-content/uploads/mt/070927-old-cell-phone.jpg

Times were so much simpler then.

midwestjeff
02-27-2009, 09:11 PM
Mother fucker never picks up a hammer.

Those boards don't nail themselves Ronnie B.!

ToiletCrusher
02-28-2009, 12:53 AM
Have a good night and a nice sleep. I imagine I will too.

Friday
02-28-2009, 01:04 AM
:happy:

sailor
02-28-2009, 03:53 AM
from my limited experience, the iphone is a wondrous device. this site is one of a few that don't view well on it. would that not seem to be more of an issue with JJ than the iphone?

sailor
02-28-2009, 07:00 AM
didn't we all learn during the primaries obama was untouchable?

lleeder
02-28-2009, 07:22 AM
thanks for not putting that in the actual thread

Don Stugots
02-28-2009, 07:24 AM
sending IMs to my wife ah BIG AAAAAAAAA

midwestjeff
02-28-2009, 11:24 AM
One you go black....

sailor
02-28-2009, 04:20 PM
i randomly read that as steve

midwestjeff
03-01-2009, 03:06 PM
I once walked out of a holding cell after being separated from a larger group for causing a disturbance.
The "cell" they put me in was actually an interrogation type room with a desk and shit.
I forget how I got out, I think the keys may have been in the desk.

Anyway, as I walked into the processing area with my hands in the air saying I was ready to cooperate not one of the cops assaulted me.
They cussed, they charged, they cuffed, and they ushered me back to the cell.

Those were good cops. This guy is a cunt, no matter how bad his day was going.

I was also once put in one of the communication booths after tearing a cop to shreds verbally.
I promptly passed out only to wake up to discover that my face was on fire because the little room had been coated with pepper spray.
That guy was a dick, but at least he was creative and rational in his illegal retaliation.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 03:38 PM
Did The Blowhard invite all you gents back to his apartment for a Lemon Party? (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/f/1/4f1ef2d953f19aa8d8f42f1597f5f37d.jpg)

Left to Right: Gvac, The Pointer, Stugots. (http://www.mellbimbo.eu/files/lemonparty.jpg)

JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 03:40 PM
Did The Blowhard invite all you gents back to his apartment for a Lemon Party? (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/f/1/4f1ef2d953f19aa8d8f42f1597f5f37d.jpg)

Left to Right: Gvac, The Pointer, Stugots. (http://www.mellbimbo.eu/files/lemonparty.jpg)

Ha Ha! They're old.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 03:43 PM
Ha Ha! They're old.

That's not what you said as you were photographing them.

JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 03:49 PM
That's not what you said as you were photographing them.

Touche!

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 03:57 PM
Touche!

My touche has nothing to do with your love of old man orgies.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 04:05 PM
I change diapers not shit bags.

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 04:05 PM
Ha Ha! They're old.


i am not that old.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 04:12 PM
i am not that old.

sorry stu, if zildjian had made it, it would have been him, not you.

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 04:21 PM
Worst poster ever.

IMSlacker
03-01-2009, 04:23 PM
Worst poster ever.

My goal is to make it up to third worst poster ever by the end of the year.

TooLowBrow
03-01-2009, 04:24 PM
My goal is to make it up to third worst poster ever by the end of the year.

you can stand on my shoulders

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 04:25 PM
My goal is to make it up to third worst poster ever by the end of the year.

You I like. But I applaud having goals.

JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 04:41 PM
sorry stu, if zildjian had made it, it would have been him, not you.

Zildjian was handling the lights.

Tenbatsuzen
03-01-2009, 04:53 PM
trust me, that's about the last thing I'd think.

JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 05:16 PM
underachiever


I just ate a bowl of peanuts, corn and bell peppers.

This is going to be interesting.

Tenbatsuzen
03-01-2009, 05:23 PM
I just ate a bowl of peanuts, corn and bell peppers.

This is going to be interesting.

Now, just have some raisin bran.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 05:24 PM
Don't worry Katja, we'll employ you as our photographer. :wink:

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 05:26 PM
Your reference to the 2 girls 1 cup gave me flashbacks (sorta).

As if you all don't think I'm weird enough already, when I was growing up me and this one particular female cousin use to share a toilet to go poop. Did anyone else do this? I don't know where it came from or whatever possessed us.

~Katja~
03-01-2009, 05:27 PM
Don't worry Katja, we'll employ you as our photographer. :wink:

hmm, I must have missed something ;)
but I take any job I can soon



oooooh and I just got this comment and thought... hell, I will even take that job

TheMojoPin
03-01-2009, 05:42 PM
As if you all don't think I'm weird enough already, when I was growing up me and this one particular female cousin use to share a toilet to go poop. Did anyone else do this? I don't know where it came from or whatever possessed us.

http://harrie-annoesjka.nl/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ist2_1242008-ashamed-in-corner.jpg

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:43 PM
Your reference to the 2 girls 1 cup gave me flashbacks (sorta).

As if you all don't think I'm weird enough already, when I was growing up me and this one particular female cousin use to share a toilet to go poop. Did anyone else do this? I don't know where it came from or whatever possessed us.

you are a one woman Penthouse forum. i love you.

Tenbatsuzen
03-01-2009, 05:45 PM
Your maturity is astounding.

TheMojoPin
03-01-2009, 05:46 PM
you are a one woman Penthouse forum. i love you.

Just so everyone is clear...a Penthouse fantasy to Stugots is two underage girls both shitting on the same toilet.

Hell, even if they're not underage in his sick fantasy, IT'S STILL A FANTASY ABOUT TWO GIRLS SHITTING INTO THE SAME TOILET.

Ye gads.

Tenbatsuzen
03-01-2009, 05:48 PM
snow has a very mellowing effect on me. Otherwise, something something something something you something something something and we'd have a good laugh.

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:50 PM
snow has a very mellowing effect on me. Otherwise, something something something something you something something something and we'd have a good laugh.

what is this magic "something"?

Tenbatsuzen
03-01-2009, 05:51 PM
what is this magic "something"?

That thing.

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:52 PM
Just so everyone is clear...a Penthouse fantasy to Stugots is two underage girls both shitting on the same toilet.

Hell, even if they're not underage in his sick fantasy, IT'S STILL A FANTASY ABOUT TWO GIRLS SHITTING INTO THE SAME TOILET.

Ye gads.


dont ruin it pervert.

TheMojoPin
03-01-2009, 05:53 PM
Too late, creep. WE ALL SAW.

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:55 PM
That thing.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fzllVlzzeuo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fzllVlzzeuo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 05:55 PM
My post was serious.

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:59 PM
My post was serious.

oh sorry i take that all back then.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 06:02 PM
oh sorry i take that all back then.

no biggie, i just didn't know if anyone else did this or why we did it?

Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 06:04 PM
no biggie, i just didn't know if anyone else did this or why we did it?

as a kid, i had a friend that would want to pee when i had to. his mom used to smack him for it.

PapaBear
03-01-2009, 06:30 PM
If he's not going to be on the show tomorrow, I refuse to listen. Which will make tomorrow just like every other day.

Ritalin
03-01-2009, 06:42 PM
Earl's nickname should be Spats.

(I should probably have put that in post purgatory)

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 06:53 PM
senile not stupid.

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 08:21 PM
I'm sorry, we're trashing Dog Day Afternoon on this board now?

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 08:25 PM
I've been very anal about my poo my entire life.

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 08:46 PM
Sometimes I think we have a board full of devil's advocates.

RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 09:34 PM
I heart Aimee Mann. :wub:

hammersavage
03-01-2009, 09:41 PM
Your reference to the 2 girls 1 cup gave me flashbacks (sorta).

As if you all don't think I'm weird enough already, when I was growing up me and this one particular female cousin use to share a toilet to go poop. Did anyone else do this? I don't know where it came from or whatever possessed us.

Your first mud bath.

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 04:26 AM
Your first mud bath.

I know you've been waiting all season for a snowfall of this magnitude to strike before winter's end. You are sure to be plowing the old guy down the street all day.

ToiletCrusher
03-02-2009, 05:07 AM
very close indeed.

TheMojoPin
03-02-2009, 05:12 AM
I'm sorry, we're trashing Dog Day Afternoon on this board now?

Tell who did this and they're banned for life.

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 06:35 AM
Tell who did this and they're banned for life.

Here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74831&page=14) Luckily, Sir GAZ the brave was there to fight injustice.

Well, off to do the elderly woman next door.

britneypablo
03-02-2009, 06:46 AM
I heart Aimee Mann. :wub:

<font color="deeppink"> I have some of her songs on my ITOUCH YAY....i always feel like a lesbian though when i listen to her....very lesbo like music

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 07:07 AM
<font color="deeppink"> I have some of her songs on my ITOUCH YAY....i always feel like a lesbian though when i listen to her....very lesbo like music

Haha yeah.. come to think of it, I do like my share of lesbo music: ani difranco, liz phair, tegan and sara. :help:

I think "wise-up", "invisible ink" and "humpty dumpty" are my favs though.

Love her voice, but her man suit doesn't help the lesbo stigma.

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King Hippos Bandaid
03-02-2009, 07:08 AM
you people need to realize that you earn the title Fatty Mclazy

it doesn't come naturally,

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 07:09 AM
I love 'lesbo movies'. We have so much in common girls!

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 07:10 AM
I love 'lesbo movies'. We have so much in common girls!

Gia?
Porn doesn't count.

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 07:12 AM
you people need to realize that you earn the title Fatty Mclazy

it doesn't come naturally,

You're not lazy, you're motivationally challenged!

Bob Impact
03-02-2009, 07:15 AM
You're not lazy, you're motivationally challenged!

No, he's lazy.

Didja know he watched a 120 year old man shovel today which he leaned back eating grapes one at a time right off the vine?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g107/greatamericantaliban/Hedonismbot-1.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
03-02-2009, 07:15 AM
You're not lazy, you're motivationally challenged!


I think I'm inconsiderate, because I will run 5 miles today

I just don't like helping and seeing joy on others, (except for my wife and my dad, I like seeing them happy)

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 07:19 AM
He's just smart enough to know that 120 yr. old man is in much better shape than he.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-02-2009, 07:21 AM
He's just smart enough to know that 120 yr. old man is in much better shape than he.


nah fuck him,

he has a bro in law who is the fix it, the apt is falling apart and he does shit, he still takes 900 a month

He will fucking take the trash out and shovel while i watch

I pay for utilities also


Cant wait to find a house we like, finding a house is harder than I thought

mikeyboy
03-02-2009, 07:25 AM
Haha yeah.. come to think of it, I do like my share of lesbo music: ani difranco, liz phair, tegan and sara. :help:

I think "wise-up", "invisible ink" and "humpty dumpty" are my favs though.

Love her voice, but her man suit doesn't help the lesbo stigma.

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Not a lesbian herself though. She's married to Michael Penn.

Bob Impact
03-02-2009, 07:43 AM
Not a lesbian herself though. She's married to Michael Penn.

Says you.

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 07:56 AM
Gia?
Porn doesn't count.

Boys on the Side is more my speed.

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 08:23 AM
Boys on the Side is more my speed.

Only gay men watch that.

JerseyRich
03-02-2009, 08:28 AM
Only gay men watch that.


Is it gay to watch "My Boys"? The great original series on TBS, starring the eternally hilarious Jim Gaffigan, as the loveable dopey brother.

lleeder
03-02-2009, 08:30 AM
Is it gay to watch "My Boys"? The great original series on TBS, starring the eternally hilarious Jim Gaffigan, as the loveable dopey brother.

I say anything with boys in the title is gay.

Tenbatsuzen
03-02-2009, 09:41 AM
I know you've corrected me before, but THAT is irony.

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 11:05 AM
Is it gay to watch "My Boys"? The great original series on TBS, starring the eternally hilarious Jim Gaffigan, as the loveable dopey brother.

Fagola.

What about Dogtown and Z-boys?

Snoogans
03-02-2009, 11:09 AM
Fagola.

What about Dogtown and Z-boys?

Tony Alva was a pussy

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 01:21 PM
Jokes aside, I applaud what you've done with your life and how you turned it around. If anyone deserves to be living on the corporate high horse, it's you and sarah.

TheMojoPin
03-02-2009, 01:23 PM
His company keeps a stoned horse around for entertainment? How decadent and scumbag-y.

lleeder
03-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Thanks but my wife's not named Sarah.

ToiletCrusher
03-02-2009, 01:27 PM
Thanks but my wife's named Man.

fixed

ChrisTheCop
03-02-2009, 01:28 PM
Do people really win arguments in real life by saying "I'm right. Youre wrong" over and over again until the other guy just leaves?

lleeder
03-02-2009, 01:29 PM
fixed

Thats a very generic name.

TheMojoPin
03-02-2009, 01:29 PM
Do people really win arguments in real life by saying "I'm right. Youre wrong" over and over again until the other guy just leaves?

Who is trying to win?

ToiletCrusher
03-02-2009, 01:30 PM
Thats a very generic name.

The ambiguity makes it more interesting.

lleeder
03-02-2009, 01:31 PM
The ambiguity makes it more interesting.

I pronounce you Man and man. You may kiss the men.

disneyspy
03-02-2009, 01:32 PM
seriously why did everyone think that tard was a cop,cops are cool

ToiletCrusher
03-02-2009, 01:32 PM
I pronounce you Man and man. You may kiss the men.

hot. I can't wait until march 12th.

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 01:35 PM
Thanks but my wife's not named Sarah.
Haha, I'm proud of you too lleeder!

Do people really win arguments in real life by saying "I'm right. Youre wrong" over and over again until the other guy just leaves?

Haha.. no, they just think if they yell loud enough they are right.

Oh and that's what you get for slacking on your modular duties. Next time I won't be so nice.

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 01:52 PM
and walker most of us knew you werent lleeder cuz you dont have one of those faggy tri-state accents
With every post you make, I hate you more.

disneyspy
03-02-2009, 01:54 PM
With every post you make, I hate you more.

i'll take you off my friends list then

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 01:58 PM
I thought mod-quotes were suppose to be words the poster made taken out of context?

<~~~I don't remember saying this, but if you're calling me a Rose, Thank You.

I hate Mojo.

BlackSpider
03-02-2009, 02:01 PM
I thought mod-quotes were suppose to be words the poster made taken out of context?

<~~~I don't remember saying this, but if you're calling me a Rose, Thank You.

I hate Mojo.


I miss "tell me how my ass tastes"...

Fallon
03-02-2009, 02:04 PM
I thought mod-quotes were suppose to be words the poster made taken out of context?

<~~~I don't remember saying this, but if you're calling me a Rose, Thank You.

I hate Mojo.

I hope I helped.

JerseyRich
03-02-2009, 02:07 PM
I hope I helped.


Oooh! Oooh! Can I have one of those too?!

Gordon Downie
03-02-2009, 02:28 PM
If you people only knew how good my band is...

RoseBlood
03-02-2009, 02:52 PM
I request my boardname be changed to: "TheMostFantasticWomanEver".

~Katja~
03-02-2009, 02:53 PM
I thought mod-quotes were suppose to be words the poster made taken out of context?

<~~~I don't remember saying this, but if you're calling me a Rose, Thank You.

I hate Mojo.

mine is something someone else said and I asked to be put up... so I guess there is no real rule for the mod quote

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 02:53 PM
Said the chick who shared a toilet with her cousin to poo.

JerseyRich
03-02-2009, 02:54 PM
I request my boardname be changed to: "TheMostFantasticWomanEver".

That or "SmokeyBratPigLover"

hammersavage
03-02-2009, 02:54 PM
mine is something someone else said and I asked to be put up... so I guess there is no real rule for the mod quote

What ungentlemanly bastard said you have a lovely pussy?

BlackSpider
03-02-2009, 02:56 PM
What ungentlemanly bastard said you have a lovely pussy?

Sounds like a compliment to me...