Post Purgatory

[underdog]

36-24-36 maybe

Only if she's 5'3".

[hammersavage]

So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo



Was there a more dated reference in rap history?

[sailor]

all that expense and effort for bud light? seriously?

[razorboy]

Was there a more dated reference in rap history?

Do you know the importance of a SkyPager?

[DiabloSammich]

Do you know the importance of a SkyPager?



Operator's voice:
(Welcome to Sky Pager)

(*sound of beeper going off, appears throughout song*)

[Sir Mix A-Lot] (Operator's voice)
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
(Welcome to Sky Pager)
Beepers
(Press the pound key after each entry)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
I'm rollin like a Playboy beep, beep, beep
Just another page, just another freak
Cops say I'm bangin, girls say I'm slangin
Just cause my black Cross Courts be hangin
Ah huh, that's it baby
Beep diddy beep, will I call you maybe
Sky Pager looks like a Phaser
That's the attire of a Northwest player
San Jose, I got a show
Chillin like a champ with a girl in a limo
There we go again, I got a beep
The girl got nosy beggin for a peep
Get off me girl, this is business
I'm workin it and you can't witness
A Oakland skeeso, how do I know
Cause 415 was the area code
Turn it off, turn it on, so I won't get busted
You know rap stars never get trusted
Baby wanna get so I put it on vibrate
How does Mix-A-Lot communicate

[Break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)
With beepers, baby, haha
Beepers
(Welcome to Sky Pager)
Beepers
(To use Sky Pager)
Beepers
(Press the pound key after each entry)
Beepers
(Please enter the pin number you wish)
(Sky Pager) - 3X
Beepers
(Sky, Sky, Sky Pager)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
1-800-759-7243
But if you ain't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me
To hook up with Mix you gotta call that number
Then sit by the phone and wonder
Will he call? If you're fine I might
If you're a duck (*no dial tone sound*) good night
I got a cellular but you can't have my digits
Motorola beeps and the boy gets with it
Code one, two
(Yo come on black
you gonna tell her about me, what's up with that?)
That's Attitude Adjuster, my homey
Huggin more girls than Bella Karoli
Gettin 'em sprung, bustin 'em out
Rollin up dames, cause he's got that clout
Pullin young females, yank 'em on the stage
One fell prey when she called that page
(*numbers dialing sound*) called his beeper
Sweetie got sprung but he might not keep her
He never called back, so she called me
(Where's Attitude at? He was supposed to meet me)
I don't know but I'm wishin you luck
How does Attitude Adjuster hook up?

[Break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)
With beepers
(If you wish to send message 777-9311)
With beepers
(Enter telephone number or numeric message
Press the pound key now)

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Pagers, call 'em what you want
Some brothers some brothers wear fake ones, still tryin to flaunt
Walkin in a party, lookin like Joker
Big ole six inch garage door opener
Not me, cause my bank is set
Three dope Benzos, one Corvette
I'm not braggin or movin them thangs
Just clockin them dollars at the real estate game
(Sky Pager)
Telepage Northwest, satellite service pushed to test
Got a beep from a girl named Natalie
My memory slip, cause I need a new battery
Power on, display light's up
Incoming calls from the girls with butts
Girls call cause they might get lonely
Ha .. I run 'em like ponies
Pick 'em up, put 'em in the Benzo
I get a beep and I leave 'em in limbo
That's right I'm livin like that
What do I keep pinned to the strap

[Break - Sir Mix-A-Lot]
My beeper ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...
Beepers ...

[Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Oh yeah, girls got 'em too
They keep 'em in their purse, plain and cool
Big players, rollin up fellas
They comin up but they never will tell us
Smooth, ha, I bet you didn't know
The girl you called dumb was clockin your dough
Jackin ball players and never gettin tossed
Done worked every brother on the Seahawks
Yeah, she looks good, but she thinks she's swift
Tryin to pull up on the Mix-A-Lot tip
Sittin in the movie, she stepped out smooth
Oh baby girl, I got one too

[Break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)
A beeper ...
(Sky Pager) -2X
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
Beepers ...
(Sky Pager)
(Enter telephone number)
Beepers
(Or numeric message 777-9311)
Beepers ...
(If you wish to send message) ...
(Sky Pager) ...
(If you wish to send message) ...
(Sky Pager) ...

(Message sent)

[midwestjeff]

I'm transferring tapes I made over ten years ago to digital files right now and am amazed at how much raw talent I had.
It is a mystery to me how I am not a well payed folk singer after all these years. :help:

[hammersavage]

What a retarded, pointless sport.

[underdog]

I'm transferring tapes I made over ten years ago to digital files right now and am amazed at how much raw talent I had.
It is a mystery to me how I am not a well payed folk singer after all these years. :help:

There are well payed folk singers?

[BlackSpider]

There are well payed folk singers?

Dylan comes to mind...

[TheMojoPin]

Seems to be the right time for someone to use this. (http://www.mydeathspace.com)

[lleeder]

Can't blame the guy for playing everyone's favorite game "Where's Gaz-o?"

[Gvac]

What must it be like to be completely incapable of telling the truth or keeping a promise?

I can't understand it for the life of me. Imagine living a life where every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie, and every vow you make is a joke to you.

Pathetic, really.

[JerseyRich]

What must it be like to be completely incapable of telling the truth or keeping a promise?

I can't understand it for the life of me. Imagine living a life where every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie, and every vow you make is a joke to you.

Pathetic, really.

Ask this man.

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/george-bush-sour.jpg

[lleeder]

Where's Gaz-o?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_64519240fb58a17883234380c5e87f2a.jpg

[Friday]

for the record, i think that suicide is the most selfish act one could ever commit.
but why barge into a thread where everyone was being respectful and polite and act like a child ?

come on. take that shit to your other home.

[disneyspy]

oh fuck this christian bale/peter griffin mix is awesome,love family guy

[Tenbatsuzen]

To be honest, if they were reading this, my response would be this - goddamn, your support system fucking SUCKS. Good job letting one get past you. You didn't care enough until it was too late.

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh fuck this christian bale/peter griffin mix is awesome,love family guy

ya, I heard that. funny shit.

[Foster]

for the record, i think that suicide is the most selfish act one could ever commit.
but why barge into a thread where everyone was being respectful and polite and act like a child ?

come on. take that shit to your other home.

my thoughts exactly

[Foster]

I've been brutally honest. It's led to hurt feelings, which is par for the course.

But Badkitty's been dead since at least Wednesday. Now it's Sunday and just getting here, posted by someone who was questioning it. Which means that she didn't have enough friends here to bring it up and/or talk about it. And considering it's a suicide and we have threads here about shit the consistency of peanut butter, I'd say not one person cared to bring it up sooner.

not everyone reads the boards everyday, and if a family member or good friend of mine had died in such a way, I don't think I'll be posting about it the next day.

[Tenbatsuzen]

not everyone reads the boards everyday, and if a family member or good friend of mine had died in such a way, I don't think I'll be posting about it the next day.

people were posting condolences on her myspace at 2/11. which is where I got the "Wednesday" date from.

So that kinda blows up your point.

[Foster]

people were posting condolences on her myspace at 2/11. which is where I got the "Wednesday" date from.

So that kinda blows up your point.

maybe, but does that also mean that her friends won't at a later date come to this site and see a thread bashing their dead friend?
she was a fan of O&A and R&F, it is not that unlikely

[~Katja~]

for the record, i think that suicide is the most selfish act one could ever commit.
but why barge into a thread where everyone was being respectful and polite and act like a child ?

come on. take that shit to your other home.

you are not the only one to say that, I have to disagree in some ways, I think people that feel that way after a person kills her/himself are the ones who are just as selfish worried about their loss and suffering but probably never even noticing the suffering the person who decided to die went through.
None of us will ever truly know what goes through the head of a person taking its life in their final minutes, they may feel they are a taking a burden off their loved ones who fail to see their silent screams for help, or they may have been mentally destroyed to a point where they could not even see or feel that people still cared.

Suicide has to be one of the worst ways to die; it does not happen suddenly like an accident, but their struggle might not be less painful than the struggle of a person with a fatal illness.

[Tenbatsuzen]

maybe, but does that also mean that her friends won't at a later date come to this site and see a thread bashing their dead friend?
she was a fan of O&A and R&F, it is not that unlikely

that goes back to my first point. they weren't there to support her as best they could when she was alive, why should I give a fuck about their feelings now she's dead? That's about as cold, harsh, honest, and insensitive as I can be.

[epo]

Hit the music!

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[Foster]

that goes back to my first point. they weren't there to support her as best they could when she was alive, why should I give a fuck about their feelings now she's dead? That's about as cold, harsh, honest, and insensitive as I can be.

no matter how close we are to another person we don't always know what they are thinking and feeling. as you stated earlier, we are not 100% sure this girl did commit suicide, much less the circumstances which lead to it. saying her friends and family weren't there to support her without knowing the full story is really reaching.

[Tenbatsuzen]

no matter how close we are to another person we don't always know what they are thinking and feeling. as you stated earlier, we are not 100% sure this girl did commit suicide, much less the circumstances which lead to it. saying her friends and family weren't there to support her without knowing the full story is really reaching.

if friends and family were there to support her, she wouldn't be dead in the first place.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hit the music!

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http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/pj333/TripleHWithSledgeHammer.jpg

[Foster]

if friends and family were there to support her, she wouldn't be dead in the first place.

you don't know that,
we like to think we have the power to save a person from doing something like suicide, but thats not always true.
do you know girls history, was she mentally stable?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jesus... who the fuck had GAZ, Pixie, and Friday in their pool? That's like fucking picking Casey Mears to win the Daytona 500.

[midwestjeff]

Welcome back.



Asshole.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Doesn't it suck when you lose? hahahah. loser.

[Friday]

i wish i had enough hate in me to say something terrible right now
but i don't

however, know that this shit comes back threefold.
at the very least.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Welcome back.



Asshole.

Thanks. I missed myself.

[Friday]

run... no, SPRINT with that thought!!!

and... go!

[Don Stugots]

I'm home, what did I miss?

[hammersavage]

if friends and family were there to support her, she wouldn't be dead in the first place.

That could be the most small minded, asinine thing I've ever read on this board. To think that all it takes for a person to not commit suicide is a little support from her friends and family is the talk of a fucking child with no life experience.

I've known people who have killed themselves who have had extremely close relationships with their friends and family. Sometimes they just feel lonely, sometimes they have a chemical imbalance.

Thinking you have something figured out and then to come out and say something so thoughtless and irrational and uniformed is sad.

[hammersavage]

Would they stop the SuperBowl after 3 quarters because of weather? Probably not.

[Dougie Brootal]

i wish you were on an earlier train.

[RoseBlood]

Don't be jealous 'cause my jib is bigger and more satisfying than yours.

[JerseyRich]

Don't be jealous 'cause my jib is bigger and more satisfying than yours.

I can get written documents to prove you otherwise.

[RoseBlood]

I can get written documents to prove you otherwise.
From who? Gvac?
He'll write anything you ask him too in return for all the favors you perform for him in his truck.
Now I know why you always throw up in his truck.
Times are tough, but I still respect you.

[JerseyRich]

From who? Gvac?
He'll write anything you ask him too in return for all the favors you perform for him in his truck.
Now I know why you always throw up in his truck.
Times are tough, but I still respect you.

Let's have a Jib-Off!

Jib off! Jib off! Jib off!

Fuck it. You win.

[Don Stugots]

Hair as fake as the person

[Gvac]

Hair as fake as the person

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Truer words were never spoken!

[Don Stugots]

i have no clue what you are talking about.

[Gvac]

i have no clue what you are talking about.

Hey...you posted it!

[Don Stugots]

Hey...you posted it!


:innocent:

[epo]

I don't look like Brad Pitt....rather I look much, much better than him.

[~Katja~]

Does nobody proofread obituaries in news papers anymore? Even if it is online... no wonder nobody buys newspapers anymore

[Foster]

Does nobody proofread obituaries in news papers anymore? Even if it is online... no wonder nobody buys newspapers anymore

I was thinking the same thing when I read it

[Gvac]

I don'tkn owwh atyou guysare talkin gabout.

[sailor]

it's like a drunk german chick wrote it. (actually just looks like a formatting error due to copying it from somewhere else.)

[~Katja~]

it's like a drunk german chick wrote it. (actually just looks like a formatting error due to copying it from somewhere else.)

fuck, even drunk I have more control over my typing.

you are right, it does look like formatting maybe posted from a blackberry or something, but it also was not written very well.

[Foster]

you can tell it was written in haste,

whoever wrote it was probably still upset

[Friday]

you can tell it was written in haste,

whoever wrote it was probably still upset

you are probably right.
and these days, unfortunately, the obits sent from the funeral home by email are just cut and pasted... they rarely edit at all. it used to be different.
luckily, they are usually better about editing for print than they are for online.

[Hottub]

Ouch!

[~Katja~]

so i read somewhere today that it looks more like it was OD than suicide.. but no details...

[Marc with a c]

he should know, he hasn't had any trouble getting his vienna sausage through security.

[lleeder]

Great now Matty will spend 4 pages arguing why ODing isn't sympathy worthy.

[sailor]

Great now Matty will spend 4 pages arguing why ODing isn't sympathy worthy.

over/under how many posts before he brings up another chick's name?

[lleeder]

over/under how many posts before he brings up another chick's name?

No you didn't. :lol: 3 posts

[west milly Tom]

over/under how many posts before he brings up another chick's name?

He didn't already?

[jauble]

I bought a router today...internet again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

No you didn't. :lol: 3 posts

Frenchy, and no, I won't. I said my piece last night, now I just don't care.

[sailor]

jew > fat

[cougarjake13]

will he ever shave ??

[mikeyboy]

Just logged in after being away from the board for most of the weekend. This place just continues to reinforce the opinions I have of different people on this board.

[disneyspy]

sorry mikeyboy

[hammersavage]

Just logged in after being away from the board for most of the weekend. This place just continues to reinforce the opinions I have of different people on this board.

Say it to my face! If you think I'm hysterical, tell me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Just logged in after being away from the board for most of the weekend. This place just continues to reinforce the opinions I have of different people on this board.

You don't need special secret forums to make your opinions known.

[hammersavage]

Seriously Mikey, we all know I'm witty and you know it. Just admit it.

[Thebazile78]

I think I'm going to have to stop lurking in that 9/11 conspiracy thread from now on or else I'll get into a pointless argument with a conspiracy theorist.

Then, I will want to smash things.

[epo]

First a stupid love of Donald Fagen and then you pick an O'Jays song not called "Backstabbers"?

What is wrong with you?

[Hottub]

Between the Fed bailout, and the Sirius bailout, I went with "Money"

Simple, really.

[Thebazile78]

Yes, OK, this is random. Deal with it:

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[drjoek]

What a bitch

I agree 100%

[Aggie]

I'll be sure to take my husband there next MLK day to celebrate his heritage.

[nate1000]

thanks.

[drjoek]

That is THE worst board name, bar none.

[razorboy]

Why would any non-developmentally challenged adult know the answers to any of those questions?

[epo]

Did a 3-hour replay of the "worst-of" Earl really prove anything? Well...outside of the fact that they sat on their asses while R&F worked that day.

[Servo]

Did a 3-hour replay of the "worst-of" Earl really prove anything? Well...outside of the fact that they sat on their asses while R&F worked that day.

It proved that over the years, Earl made for some very funny radio for both shows.

[ToiletCrusher]

Unless I steal it, go to the library or hang out on campus (because my account hasn't been canceled yet) I am too poor to afford internet right now.

[RoseBlood]

Congratulations Furtherman, you've managed to top your Joaquin Phoenix avatar with this hilarious gem: :laugh: :clap:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=6498&dateline=1234898913

[underdog]

I am shocked at the lack of fat jokes in that thread.

Where is marc with a c, anyway?

[hammersavage]

4 days til Oscar, geh geh geh.

[Friday]

i believe, sir, that this qualifies as a FACE!

[epo]

Would my going into that thread really serve a purpose?

[hammersavage]

Nope, shoulda stayed out.

[Don Stugots]

yeah, why bother to argue with the dummies?

[Friday]

the fact that you replied to that thread and not mine makes me so unfuckingbelievably sad.

i hope your brita breaks. :glurps:

[RoseBlood]

I'm so glad I don't meet the vagina criteria for mod ship.

[Bossanova]

I'm so glad I don't meet the vagina criteria for mod ship.

we all are. Stay with the in crowd.

[Gvac]

I'm so glad I don't meet the vagina criteria for mod ship.

we all are. Stay with the in crowd.

Amen. Some ass-kissing dickhead is "promoted" to moderator and then gets delusional. Thinks he has "power" and should tell everyone what to say and think.

Well I say FUCK THAT!!!

[Bossanova]

Amen. Some ass-kissing dickhead is "promoted" to moderator and then gets delusional. Thinks he has "power" and should tell everyone what to say and think.

Well I say FUCK THAT!!!

I swear, being a mod almost makes you live two entirely seperate lives

[hammersavage]

I wish I had the energy to try to figure this all out but its useless. i'll just sit back and watch.

[Gvac]

I swear, being a mod almost makes you live two entirely seperate lives

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[hammersavage]

God I hate contrarians

[RoseBlood]

:lol::lol::lol:

Figures it takes 3 men to turn my hack post into something funny.. when will i learn wimmins aint funny.

[Don Stugots]

I swear, being a mod almost makes you live two entirely seperate lives


Relax now you don't want to do anything silly like "cancel" your wedding.

[ToiletCrusher]

I seem to have missed a lot.

[drjoek]

I seem to have missed a lot.

me too

note to self never go to bed early

[Don Stugots]

Sure are a lot of angry people around here anymore

[Hottub]

Really not that many.

[drjoek]

I feeel like I'm in a CSI episode trying to piece together all the evidence of what happened last night while I slept like a baby.

[EliSnow]

I feeel like I'm in a CSI episode trying to piece together all the evidence of what happened last night while I slept like a baby.

Have fun with the DNA check.

[RhinoinMN]

Have fun with the DNA check.

One big sperm cocktail all over this place.

[ToiletCrusher]

Have fun with the DNA check.

are you coming on to me?

[DiabloSammich]

are you coming on me?




Too easy.

[ToiletCrusher]

Too easy.

it was intended.

[RhinoinMN]

I seem to have missed a lot.

No shit. My real life is really getting in the way of my viewing message board drama.

Maybe its time for a divorce.

[Hottub]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/American_Sign_Language_ASL.svg/557px-American_Sign_Language_ASL.svg.png

[razorboy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/American_Sign_Language_ASL.svg/557px-American_Sign_Language_ASL.svg.png??

Perv.

[Don Stugots]

its like talking to retarded children isn't it?

[ToiletCrusher]

its like talking to retarded children isn't it?

I think I left my helmet on the little bus.

[JerseyRich]

I like you.

[epo]

Relax now you don't want to do anything silly like "cancel" your wedding.

Who hasn't? That's so cliche by this point.

[Gvac]

It's endlessly entertaining (and deliciously ironic) that the vast majority of people who are fans of The Ron and Fez Show never have, and never will, get it.

[midwestjeff]

It's endlessly entertaining (and deliciously ironic) that the vast majority of people who are fans of The Ron and Fez Show never have, and never will, get it.

You mean pussy, right?

[RoseBlood]

It's endlessly entertaining (and deliciously ironic) that the vast majority of people who are fans of The Ron and Fez Show never have, and never will, get it.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Bossanova]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

me either, but then again I stopped reading after I saw deliciously in his post:wub:

[JerseyRich]

me either, but then again I stopped reading after I saw deliciously in his post:wub:
I stopped reading after I saw his name.

[RoseBlood]

I don't want any part of this Gay Beards R Us club, apparently they'll let anyone in.

[JerseyRich]

I don't want any part of this Gay Beards R Us club, apparently they'll let anyone in.

You can join my Straight Beards R Us Club if you like.

[RoseBlood]

This all could've been avoided had he changed his name to spork.. a geh geh geh.

[Bossanova]

You can join my Straight Beards R Us Club if you like.

Who's SBRUC? Thats a dumb board name

[RoseBlood]

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[TheMojoPin]

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So erotic.

Look at Shatner. He is dazed by Koko's seduction.

[hammersavage]

I don't want any part of this Gay Beards R Us club, apparently they'll let anyone in.

Puberty won't let me join :down:

[Marc with a c]

quest crew just brought it

[hammersavage]

ABDC is poppin' off right now!

[RoseBlood]

Puberty won't let me join :down:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-hug005.gif

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[hammersavage]

Great, now GVac's gonna get upset.



Mother says it'll happen one day.

[RoseBlood]

Great, now GVac's gonna get upset.
GVAC CAN CRY IN HIS NETI POT.

[sailor]

tiring

[Friday]

confoosing.

[WampusCrandle]

sexy?

[hammersavage]

crazy

[razorboy]

cool

[RoseBlood]

crazy

cool

What happened to the sexy, you two messed that up.

[RhinoinMN]

Only in Kenya.

[hammersavage]

It's above me.

It's a dyslexic rendering of TLC's best work.


And I never mess up the sexy honey, ok

[Marc with a c]

i have that album

[hammersavage]

Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed to know

[Marc with a c]

wrong album

[mikeyboy]

This is purgatory, not queer chat.

[hammersavage]

Ha! You better check yourself there cuz

[hammersavage]

This is purgatory, not queer chat.

Enough with the personal attacks.

[underdog]

This is purgatory, not queer chat.

Damnit.

[razorboy]

Three spoon infraction.

[Marc with a c]

Ha! You better check yourself there cuz

oh fuck. yeah i dont have that album. i have the more embarrassing earlier album.

[hammersavage]

Keep the queer chat to yourself, queer

[King Hippos Bandaid]

so he insults the silly twitter site, I post there but it is lame, not worth an infraction


you must not want your silly twitter friends to see someone mocking the site

dont want to get kicked off the next twestival committee


boo, thought you were better than that

[Marc with a c]

this isn't the jew chat thread.

[hammersavage]

Oy!

[RoseBlood]

It's above me.

It's a dyslexic rendering of TLC's best work.


And I never mess up the sexy honey, ok
oops, i didn't see his post.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

left for one day, come back to banning, strange new people, slow website, and massive confusion :surrender:

[Marc with a c]

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[RoseBlood]

left for one day, come back to banning, strange new people, slow website, and massive confusion :surrender:

oh you noticed? :help:

[Gvac]

Site Stats for ronfez.net:

* Ronfez.net has a traffic rank of: 183,382
* Speed: Very Slow (91% of sites are faster), Avg Load Time: 6.7 Seconds

Pretty much says it all.

[JerseyRich]

I just twittered that I ate a booger.

[WampusCrandle]

I just twittered that I ate a booger.

truly worth wild to join twatter now

[JerseyRich]

truly worth wild to join twatter now

I just texted all my friends to let them know that I'm twittering...

This is so exciting! I can't wait for the next 3D movie to come out, so I can twitter about it!!!!!1111!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

I just texted all my friends to let them know that I'm twittering...

This is so exciting! I can't wait for the next 3D movie to come out, so I can twitter about it!!!!!1111!!!!

i want to twitter a girl on paltalk

[Friday]

shouldn't these posts be in the twitter thread?

:devil2:

[epo]

I wish this thread would GET ON TOPIC.

[WampusCrandle]

shouldn't these posts be in the twitter thread?

:devil2:

maybe, then i wouldn't be on topic. fuck twitter threads in their twatter.

[RoseBlood]

I wish this thread would GET ON TOPIC.

Can you guys go back to typing like you were a sportscaster?

[hammersavage]

And boom goes the dynamite

[WampusCrandle]

Can you guys go back to typing like you were a sportscaster?

sportscaster ... ok

"He's going to the 50 yard line, the 40, the 30, the 20 the 10 and its - SORRY, STAY ON TOPIC!

[JerseyRich]

I just twittered that I left the chat room.

Man, good times in the chat room tonight. Spoon showed his taint.

[WampusCrandle]

I just twittered that I left the chat room.

Man, good times in the chat room tonight. Spoon showed his taint.

mmmmm taint swapping is the best.

[RoseBlood]

Site Stats for ronfez.net:

* Ronfez.net has a traffic rank of: 183,382
* Speed: Very Slow (91% of sites are faster), Avg Load Time: 6.7 Seconds

Pretty much says it all.
This piqued my curiosity, so I clicked on that front page link, which brought me to an archive page, so I went ahead and randomly clicked on a thread dating back to 2002, where I read an exchange between Mojo, Aggie, Rich and some other people I do not know. Mojo was in his infantile stage with a measley 5 thousand and some odd posts. The topic? Everyone thought Mojo was an old 30 yr old man or something.. haha. Oh and people started busting on some Hawaiin Craig guy for being boring. That's all.

[RoseBlood]

I just twittered that I left the chat room.

Man, good times in the chat room tonight. Spoon showed his taint.
G'damn, I can't wait till I get a new computer that actually works!

[JerseyRich]

This piqued my curiosity, so I clicked on that front page link, which brought me to an archive page, so I went ahead and randomly clicked on a thread dating back to 2002, where I read an exchange between Mojo, Aggie, Rich and some other people I do not know. Mojo was in his infantile stage with a measley 5 thousand and some odd posts. The topic? Everyone thought Mojo was an old 30 yr old man or something.. haha. Oh and people started busting on some Hawaiin Craig guy for being boring. That's all.

Things haven't changed one bit.

[Thebazile78]

Things haven't changed one bit.

No, things have changed a little bit - Hawaiian Shirt Craig no longer posts here.

But, other than that, yeah, things are pretty much par for the course.

[JerseyRich]

Twitter:

I woke up.

I hope you don't.

[JerseyRich]

If I have ad blocker enabled, do pockets still get lined?

[Friday]

minkey! minkey! minkey!

[ToiletCrusher]

I would like someone to give me one of their older laptops free of charge. I need it.

[Friday]

I would like someone to give me one of their older laptops free of charge. I need it.

what do you need it for?
old porn?

ooh... i got rolos last night http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-bounce018.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

what do you need it for?
old porn?

ooh... i got rolos last night http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-bounce018.gif

rolos = fantastic

old porn is just a start. I need it for sounds too.

[Hottub]

Pussy noises.

[ToiletCrusher]

Pussy noises.

creep.. and yes.

[Friday]

if i can figure out how to get my "old files" off of it... then maybe you can have my broke-down laptop of yore.
it even has keys missing!

[ToiletCrusher]

if i can figure out how to get my "old files" off of it... then maybe you can have my broke-down laptop of yore.
it even has keys missing!

please tell me it is missing all vowels.

[~Katja~]

if i can figure out how to get my "old files" off of it... then maybe you can have my broke-down laptop of yore.
it even has keys missing!

my laptop is missing the "~" key cause the cat caught it when jumping across it. Another is lose but the ~ one is gone cause I blew it off the keyboard with some ashes that had fallen on it and it disappeared into the depths of my backyard

[Friday]

4, 0, =, R and the F11 is on it's last broken leg.
i have no idea how this happened... apparently i used to be a violent typer.

[JerseyRich]

4, 0, =, R and the F11 is on it's last broken leg.
i have no idea how this happened... apparently i used to be a violent typer.

I just twittered about violent typing. How coincidental!

[disneyspy]

the new mickeyboy just won car & drivers auto of the year.it goes from zero to attack in 2.3 seconds,handles posts nicely,and gets more fun post to the cup of coffee than the old justjon model

[WampusCrandle]

I just twittered about violent typing. How coincidental!

OMG, JerseyRich! You're SOOOOOOO up to date on twitter! you're the keenest!

[Friday]

uh... did two listening threads just disappear??

someone needs to return to Mod Elementary School.

[ToiletCrusher]

uh... did two listening threads just disappear??

someone needs to return to Mod Elementary School.

meh. my links were better than the pic. I do remember seeing it before.

[Don Stugots]

Eli is a good man.

[razorboy]

never mind.

[Bossanova]

I really do become Gvac when I post drunk

[razorboy]

You post sober?

[Bossanova]

You post sober?

HA! sometimes when I wake up

[Don Stugots]

HA! sometimes when I wake up



I think when you wake up you are still drunk.

[Bossanova]

I think when you wake up you are still drunk.

There are many days of that as well my friend

[mikeyboy]

I really do become Gvac when I post drunk

That's part of your charm.

[Bossanova]

That's part of your charm.

HAHA!, aww thanks............................I think

[RoseBlood]

Eli is a good man.

Ditto.. and I'm not just saying that because I never wish to argue with a lawyer.

[hammersavage]

Bitch why you be tossin' salads?

[RoseBlood]

Told ya 'dem bitches suck.

[Thebazile78]

I am really random today ... and Donovan was creepy-lookin'

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[hammersavage]

Did that song just try to teach me something?

[Thebazile78]

It's only didactic if you're stoned.

[A.J.]

I am really random today ... and Donovan was creepy-lookin'

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You should have scrolled up a little bit in that thread.

[razorboy]

Did that song just try to teach me something?

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39403

[Thebazile78]

You should have scrolled up a little bit in that thread.

That's exactly why I found myself compelled to find the song on YouTube and why I posted it here in Purgatory rather than in the thread.

[A.J.]

That's exactly why I found myself compelled to find the song on YouTube and why I posted it here in Purgatory rather than in the thread.

My error...and my compliments!

[A.J.]

More proof that women love assholes.

[Snoogans]

More proof that women love assholes.

Dont talk about Matty that way

[A.J.]

I wasn't.

[hammersavage]

Dont talk about Matty that way

I was 5 seconds away from the same exact post

[Thebazile78]

Maybe I've got a different p.o.v., but I always thought that "cursing" actually referred to things as appear in The Scottish Play (http://www.field-of-themes.com/shakespeare/comtext/tragedies/macbeth4.htm):

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When referring to the use of "four-letter words" however, the term I've been taught is "cussing (http://www.answers.com/topic/cuss)."

[Gvac]

If a person with absolutely zero class tells you you're classy does it really mean anything?

[JerseyRich]

If a person with absolutely zero class tells you you're classy does it really mean anything?

Its ok. Lawyers get lied to all the time.

[epo]

They better get me some percocets before this local wears off!

[EliSnow]

Don Stugots is a better man.

[RhinoinMN]

If a person with absolutely zero class tells you you're classy does it really mean anything?

Its like the guy who fucks fat chicks complimenting you on your taste in women.

[RhinoinMN]

They better get me some percocets before this local wears off!

wha happa?

[mikeyboy]

If a person with absolutely zero class tells you you're classy does it really mean anything?

I know you're not talking about me this time. I'm getting better.

[Gvac]

Its like the guy who fucks fat chicks complimenting you on your taste in women.

Exactly!

I know you're not talking about me this time. I'm getting better.

Oh you're a quick one! :blink:

[drjoek]

This thread is started while spoon isn't here to reply

[epo]

Ahhh....that second percocet is kicking in. Sweet.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is there a post purgatory purgatory? It's a response that forms in my head here that makes me need one.

[Thebazile78]

Is there a post purgatory purgatory? It's a response that forms in my head here that makes me need one.

http://kidslink.scuole.bo.it/ic6-bo/scuolainospedale/num6-2/divcom/Image7.jpg

[Gvac]

I really do become Gvac when I post drunk

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me on this board!

[hammersavage]

Oh, you ordered the meat loaf? Too bad, the brisket's really good here. Only you'll never know it. You fucked up.

[epo]

I'm supposed to believe that Fez doesn't know why they call themselves "Log Cabin Republicans"?

[epo]

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People- Stephne Covey

Who in the fuck things Stephen Covey has anything of value to discuss? The man is a the definition of a flim-flam man.

[hammersavage]

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea

[ToiletCrusher]

you don't know squat!

[razorboy]

Fuck it.

[jauble]

Fucking roommate's girlfriend (who I also moved in with) wants me to be sure that I know that if I do meet a nice (or trashy) girl during the months that I am living with them that I am not to bring her home because she "doesn't like people." This really frustrates me (not that I have anything lined up) that she is trying to pre-empt me living an adult life. It should get interesting.

[hammersavage]

Bring her home and fuck her on their bed.

jauble's gotta look out for jauble

[PapaBear]

Fucking roommate's girlfriend (who I also moved in with) wants me to be sure that I know that if I do meet a nice (or trashy) girl during the months that I am living with them that I am not to bring her home because she "doesn't like people." This really frustrates me (not that I have anything lined up) that she is trying to pre-empt me living an adult life. It should get interesting.
Fuck her.

[jauble]

Fuck her.

Not with Marc's dick. I just moved in so I don't want to fuck this up. I really love my friend for helping me out, but she controls his life and thinks it will extend to me. Lets put it this way, she tried to tell me how to prepare food (a chicken salad) because I might not know how to do it. Also she doesn't like baseball or asians (angryasianguy comment?) so we at least half don't get along.

[PapaBear]

Not with Marc's dick. I just moved in so I don't want to fuck this up. I really love my friend for helping me out, but she controls his life and thinks it will extend to me. Lets put it this way, she tried to tell me how to prepare food (a chicken salad) because I might not know how to do it. Also she doesn't like baseball or asians (angryasianguy comment?) so we at least half don't get along.
If you love your friend, kill her.


Disclaimer: PapaBear doesn't officially condone murder.

[jauble]

If you love your friend, kill her.


Disclaimer: PapaBear doesn't officially condone murder.

Lets put it this way...I have extra fingerprints if need be.

[IMSlacker]

Someone needs to ban spoon again. It's a lot more lively around here when spoon is banned.

[Gvac]

Someone needs to ban spoon again. It's a lot more lively around here when spoon is banned.

You could always offer yourself up as the sacrificial lamb. I'll get the "Free Slacker!" propaganda ready.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You could always offer yourself up as the sacrificial lamb. I'll get the "Free Slacker!" propaganda ready.

Do you want the 8 1/2 x 11 or 11x17 flyers?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Not with Marc's dick.

well, Marc's dick is used to fucking stuck-up whiny bitches, so you should be OK.

[Hottub]

This place is a shit hole!!


FREE SLACKER!!!!!!

Prepare the douche nozzle!

[Hottub]

This guy changes bands more often than I change my underwear.:wink:

[mikeyboy]

You could always offer yourself up as the sacrificial lamb. I'll get the "Free Slacker!" propaganda ready.

Try to give me some warning. I'd like to make sure I'm around when it goes down.