Post Purgatory

[razorboy]

Post purgatory is almost at 10,000 posts. We should make it into a book.

The Holy Bible: RonFez.net Version.

[~Katja~]

Shame that Wackbag has more show related content than RonFez.net.

I blame Gregory Joseph... that guy just always makes it about himself

[mikeyboy]

Shame that Wackbag has more show related content than RonFez.net.

Their LOTD thread does dwarf ours, but I believe we do have more R&F show related discussion than they do.

[jessicaduh]

Their LOTD thread does dwarf ours, but I believe we do have more R&F show related discussion than they do.

plus, i'm here. instant win.

[drjoek]

Their LOTD thread does dwarf ours, but I believe we do have more R&F show related discussion than they do.


Half the posts in that LOTD are duplicates or self high fives

Congrats to Marc with a C for this thread

[mikeyboy]

He gets the first copy in hardcover with the gold embossed lettering.

[Gvac]

RonFez.net - We're about the members, not the show!


I should put that one in the "slogan" thread.

Too bad it's completely accurate.

[mikeyboy]

RonFez.net - We're about the members, not the show!


I should put that one in the "slogan" thread.

Too bad it's completely accurate.

Wow. He's right! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=2053305)

[Gvac]

Wow. He's right! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=2053305)

Told ya.

[ToiletCrusher]

Told ya.

but... but... I thought you liked me!?!?!

[Marc with a c]

thank you thank you

i remember discussing the idea of this this thread with some upper management at a bar on the lower east side while they slugged down numerous amounts of labatt's blue tall boys. i also remember somebody there had a pair of shoes in a bag. i also remember almost getting beat up by a future fiance of another ronfez.net higher up. that was a rough night, but at least some internet stupidity came from it.

i'd like to thank mikeyboy for supporting the idea and always believing in me. i'd also like to thank the following posters for making this thread what it is. (i'm not sure what it is, but i know there has not been one good thing to come from it).

hammersavage (loser) 673
Don Stugots (hairy guido) 632
sailor (king boring)529
King Hippos Bandaid (my muse) 402
Gvac (farty old guy) 398

one more thing. this is for pussies.

[hammersavage]

You're welcome

[mikeyboy]

Someone is determined to push some buttons tonight.

[epo]

Anyone who claims that Dewars is good scotch should be punched.

[hammersavage]

Mikey's the best! He's the saint of the internet!

[jessicaduh]

my niece, taylorham, is 9 today. she is texting me. she is funny as shit. you're all jealous.

[hammersavage]

demonic

[underdog]

my niece, taylorham, is 9 today. she is texting me. she is funny as shit. you're all jealous.

Why is your niece named after food?

[jessicaduh]

i reveal nothing.

[underdog]

i reveal nothing.

Is your niece actually a sandwich?

[jessicaduh]

don't make me destroy you, o invisible one. we're buddies for this moment. it can all end quite swiftly.

[underdog]

don't make me destroy you, o invisible one. we're buddies for this moment. it can all end quite swiftly.

I actually want a sandwich now.

[Gvac]

You are all very welcome.

[epo]

This board might just be the creepiest place on the interwebz.

[hammersavage]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.

[Gvac]

A wise man once told me "a skinny chicken makes a better soup."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

A wise man once told me "a skinny chicken makes a better soup."

Stugots may steal that gem for a facebook status


10 people may chuckle at this

[EliSnow]

Stugots may steal that gem for a facebook status


10 people may chuckle at this

:bye:

Speaking of which, are you still hung over?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:bye:

Speaking of which, are you still hung over?


yes sir, Mr. K

my life is an open book of boredom

[RhinoinMN]

Stugots may steal that gem for a facebook status


10 people may chuckle at this

:thumbup:

[sailor]

10 people may chuckle at this

don't qualify.

[Gvac]

I wonder why this member (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1100) never posted.

Seems like my kinda guy.

Or gal.

[mikeyboy]

I wonder why this member (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1100) never posted.

Seems like my kinda guy.

Or gal.

Last activity: 12/31/69

Freaky

[RhinoinMN]

I wonder why this member (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1100) never posted.

Seems like my kinda guy.

Or gal.

HE/she is OG. Last activity 12-31-1969
but what's this???


Join Date
06-20-2001


That just blew my mind!!!

[mikeyboy]

HE/she is OG. Last activity 12-31-1969
but what's this???


Join Date
06-20-2001


That just blew my mind!!!

He probably tried to go back in time to blow up the internet with a hydrogen bomb so this site would have never existed.

[underdog]

I wonder why this member (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1100) never posted.

Seems like my kinda guy.

Or gal.

I hope he accepts my friendship request.

[Gvac]

He probably tried to go back in time to blow up the internet with a hydrogen bomb so this site would have never existed.

Godspeed, fuckeverybody.

Godspeed.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots may steal that gem for a facebook status


10 people may chuckle at this

sorry, its not up to snuff.

[Gvac]

Man, Dave's pregnant wife keeps hitting on me.

Talk about uncomfortable.

[Hottub]

I have an enormous collection of iPods to prove it.

[RhinoinMN]

Man, Dave's pregnant wife keeps hitting on me.

Talk about uncomfortable.

At this stage they will do damn near anything to get the baby out.

[Fallon]

He probably tried to go back in time to blow up the internet with a hydrogen bomb so this site would have never existed.

http://i41.tinypic.com/rw6k9u.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Welcome to our newest member, PharmDocGoft


Viagra pusher?

[Hottub]

Viagra pusher?

Not around these parts.:smoke:

[sailor]

Not around these parts.:smoke:

i hope you gave them a reason.

[ToiletCrusher]

i hope you gave them a reason.

When he banned me all it read under reason was "FACE".

I thought that was fair enough. But, I also bet that he isn't willing to do it again!

[BlackSpider]

I could puke right now...

[epo]

Tall James has a quick bell.

[drjoek]

Tall James has a quick bell.



I couldn't even getmy 2 cents in before it locked down

[Tall_James]

I couldn't even getmy 2 cents in before it locked down

I knew that was coming so I had to do it quickly. :wink:

[epo]

Where is Slurp Mercury when you really wanna see a clusterfuck?

[drjoek]

I knew that was coming so I had to do it quickly. :wink:



Oh the pearls of wisdom I could have added to it.

[Jughead]

Dice singing Elvis Has been in my head all day.....Im SOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry:thumbdown:

[styckx]

There was drama on a messageboard today and I wasn't directly involved in it. :smoke:

[Tall_James]

There was drama on a messageboard today and I wasn't directly involved in it. :smoke:

Yeah but you had one of the funniest posts in the thread, so you got that going for you.

[mikeyboy]

There was drama on a messageboard today and I wasn't directly involved in it. :smoke:

freaky

[Hottub]

I knew that was coming so I had to do it quickly. :wink:

Poor Mrs. James.:down:

[Tenbatsuzen]

There was drama on a messageboard today and I wasn't directly involved in it. :smoke:

nor was I!

[Gvac]

Yeah but you had one of the funniest posts in the thread, so you got that going for you.

Which is nice.

[styckx]

nor was I!


:thumbup:

[Tenbatsuzen]

I could do something that would immediately get me special dispensation in the creep tournament and destroy Jezo, but I won't do it, because I'm an asshole, not a creep.

[drjoek]

I could do something that would immediately get me special dispensation in the creep tournament and destroy Jezo, but I won't do it, because I'm an asshole, not a creep.



Don't sell yourself short you are an asshole AND a creep.
Post away

[sailor]

I could do something that would immediately get me special dispensation in the creep tournament and destroy Jezo, but I won't do it, because I'm an asshole, not a creep.

so, you would do something creepy, but you're not a creep? :wacko:

[Tenbatsuzen]

so, you would do something creepy, but you're not a creep? :wacko:

I have creepy thoughts, but not acting on them is what separates me from the creeps.

[RoseBlood]

thank you thank you
i'd also like to thank the following posters for making this thread what it is.
hammersavage (loser) 673

The amazing part is, hammer just started posting in this thread 3 days ago.

I just realized I'm number 6 poster in this thread with 377, surpassing the thread starter. :flush:

[Hottub]

HEY BLUE!!!!
Let's call a fair game here, alright?
Son of a ...

[RhinoinMN]

HEY BLUE!!!!
Let's call a fair game here, alright?
Son of a ...

He really is the worst.

[epo]

I've got a head cold and am stuck in the most pointless meeting of my lifetime.

[drjoek]

He really is the worst.

Same strike zone for everybody there kid

[Crispy123]

I've got a head cold and am stuck in the most pointless meeting of my lifetime.

On a Sunday. That really blows.

[drjoek]

That'll teach ya TC. Now its all about knitting

[sailor]

if he lived he'd be a bigger joke than chuck norris.

[drjoek]

I don't see that thread gaining much support.

[mikeyboy]

You know who's good? Hong Hong Phooey.

[Gvac]

You can lead a horse to water...

[sailor]

if only we had an ispy post couplings thread...

[Tall_James]

History Channel usually does a pretty good job with these things.

They would if he was a Nazi. They sure do love their Nazis over at the History Channel.

[Gvac]

Hahahahhaha!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Hahahahhaha!!!!

Who's tickling your balls?

[Gvac]

Who's tickling your balls?

Wouldn't you like to know? :bye:

[Gvac]

You're welcome, mikeyboy! :bye: :clap: :thumbup:

[sailor]

i hate when no one gets the joke.

[Gvac]

i hate when no one gets the joke.

Welcome to my nightmare.

[RhinoinMN]

i hate when no one gets the joke.

Be more funny.

[epo]

Welcome to my nightmare.

Its the least of your problems.

[Gvac]

Tell me about it.

STILL no response and/or thank you from mikeyboy.

[underdog]

i hate when no one gets the joke.

I only get your jokes when they involve schrodinger's cat.

[RhinoinMN]

Tell me about it.

STILL no response and/or thank you from mikeyboy.

You're surprised? That wouldn't happen if I was a mod.

[Gvac]

You're surprised? That wouldn't happen if I was a mod.

I can't wait.

[Hottub]

Tell me about it.

STILL no response and/or thank you from mikeyboy.

He'll deal with you in the morning.

[Spaz]

what qualifications do you need to be a mod?

[Hottub]

http://www.cartlettuk.co.uk/ekmps/shops/veligandu2001/images/laugh_245_dazzle_baffle.jpg

[Friday]

board characters stink.

[Foster]

what qualifications do you need to be a mod?

the ability to follow orders without asking questions


and being squealer

[Gvac]

foster's right, Spaz.

I think you may have the right stuff!

[Spaz]

foster's right, Spaz.

I think you may have the right stuff!

i just got here.

[biozombie]

board characters stink.

I swear, I'm not a board character!

[Gvac]

i just got here.

Sorry, I got you confused with someone else.

[jessicaduh]

my clothes were still wet this morning. i should have left the heater on all night. it was also cold out. wet clothes in a cold world = sad start to the day.

ETA i meant to put this in the questions thread...somehow i missed.

[~Katja~]

my clothes were still wet this morning. i should have left the heater on all night. it was also cold out. wet clothes in a cold world = sad start to the day.

silly, you iron them dry! Also in a small space like a closet they will dry slower cause there is less air and the humidity lingers in it

[jessicaduh]

silly, you iron them dry! Also in a small space like a closet they will dry slower cause there is less air and the humidity lingers in it

that would have been smart, but i slept in and burned any ironing time i might have had.

you should come be my live-in laundry doer.

[hammersavage]

Or go to a laundromat.

[jessicaduh]

Or go to a laundromat.

laundromats are for quitters.

[hammersavage]

Fine, sit there in your shame like an animal

[Marc with a c]

Fine, sit there in your shame like an animal

we call that hammersavaging round these parts.

[~Katja~]

that would have been smart, but i slept in and burned any ironing time i might have had.

you should come be my live-in laundry doer.

hell no, laundry is my least favorite chore... don't mind the washing and drying... but folding and hanging it back up in the closet... ugh... I have piles on my machine in the laundry room

[hammersavage]

Oh Marc, you cut up you!

[jessicaduh]

Fine, sit there in your shame like an animal

don't make me smite you!

[hammersavage]

don't make me smite you!

For a brief, shining moment I thought it said 'smile'. And in that instant I though that, finally, one of my posts may have brought joy to someone.

Instead, it was a threat against my life.

[ToiletCrusher]

For a brief, shining moment I thought it said 'smile'. And in that instant I though that, finally, one of my posts may have brought joy to someone.

Instead, it was a threat against my life.

But to be honest, when don't your posts usually lead to a death threat?

[RoseBlood]

my clothes were still wet this morning. i should have left the heater on all night. it was also cold out. wet clothes in a cold world = sad start to the day.

ETA i meant to put this in the questions thread...somehow i missed.

silly, you iron them dry! Also in a small space like a closet they will dry slower cause there is less air and the humidity lingers in it

A dehumidifier works for line drying clothes too.

[hammersavage]

ETA means 'edited to add'. I just learned that

[underdog]

For a brief, shining moment I thought it said 'smile'. And in that instant I though that, finally, one of my posts may have brought joy to someone.

Instead, it was a threat against my life.

The threat against you brought joy to me, so I guess that's something.

[jessicaduh]

ETA means 'edited to add'. I just learned that

that's true!

[Jvac]

I don't even understand this place. If you were all stand up people like me, you would speak your mind face to face.

Fucking pussies. All of ya.

[hammersavage]

The threat against you brought joy to me, so I guess that's something.

I guess it is, little buddy. I guess it is.............

[Aggie]

I'm running out of hot chicks in the general image search. I need to know more so I can search by name. I don't want to disappoint my fans.

[JerseyRich]

Jesus bro...

The whole "woe is me" thing doesn't help your situation.

STEP UP!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I want to kill your avatar and have Bacon for Breakfast Ham and Fresh Mozzarella for Lunch and a mix of pulled pork and baby back ribs for dinner

[JerseyRich]

I want to kill your avatar and have Bacon for Breakfast Ham and Fresh Mozzarella for Lunch and a mix of pulled pork and baby back ribs for dinner

Vietnamese Pot Belly Pigs aren't that tasty...

They're good pets though!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Vietnamese Pot Belly Pigs aren't that tasty...

They're good pets though!


I want to rob a bank with your Avatar


I assume you buy your truth bombs from Acme, your #1 source for anvils (and bombs)

[JerseyRich]

I want to rob a bank with your Avatar


I assume you buy your truth bombs from Acme, your #1 source for anvils (and bombs)


You might kill people if you use a truth bomb in a bank.


TRUTH BOMB ON YOUR ASS!

[BlackSpider]

Loser.
Losers...

[RhinoinMN]

I'm confused.

[GregoryJoseph]

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.

He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.

He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.

[EliSnow]

Okay, I missed the point of that joke the first time around. :wallbash:

[Gvac]

Okay, I missed the point of that joke the first time around. :wallbash:

It's OK...I forgive you! :smile:

[EliSnow]

It's OK...I forgive you! :smile:

It was yours. Do you know which one?

[Gvac]

The "Go fuck yourself" one?

Or the Burt Reynolds one?

[Hottub]

That was my guess.

[EliSnow]

The "Go fuck yourself" one?

Or the Burt Reynolds one?

The full head of hair.

[Gvac]

The full head of hair.

Yeah, I knew you missed it.

Pics of my saggy balls and high school yearbook are on their way!

[EliSnow]

Yeah, I knew you missed it.

Pics of my saggy balls and high school yearbook are on their way!

No thanks. I have too many such pics from Hottub already.

[razorboy]

All of the other kids called him old saggy balls.

[BlackSpider]

I knew nobody would get that Zappa reference...

[Hottub]

http://www.soocool.com/gallery/photos/exhibitlarge/9908_OrangeSesameChicken.jpg

[Gvac]

http://media.sheknows.com/articles/steamed-dumplings.jpg

[sailor]

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.

He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.

He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.

tongue twisters are so 80s.

[Hottub]

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Theres nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees...

The Gospel according to Michael McDonald and St. Kenny Loggins.

[hammersavage]

How I Met Your Mother used the phrase 'I was savaged' tonight. I think they ripped me off. But at least its spreading

[razorboy]

How I Met Your Mother used the phrase 'I was savaged' tonight. I think they ripped me off. But at least its spreading

Your first mistake was watching that show. Your second mistake was telling everyone you watched that show.

[Hottub]

How I Met Your Mother used the phrase 'I was savaged' tonight. I think they ripped me off. But at least its spreading

Like herpes, my friend.

[hammersavage]

I watch it every week. 3rd best sitcom on TV right now

[Gvac]

I watch it every week. 3rd best sitcom on TV right now

You REALLY need a hobby...

[hammersavage]

We can all agree on that

[sailor]

good show.

[hammersavage]

good show.

shit

[Gvac]

shit

ha!

[razorboy]

good show.

shit

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[BlackSpider]

I hope nobody starts a "best newborn baby" poll/thread...

[Hottub]

Well, the forum IS named after him.
Think laterally, bro.

[BlackSpider]

I was thinkin' the same thing...

[RoseBlood]

I just want to kill someone right now.

[EliSnow]

I just want to kill someone right now.

Someone specific or just a general someone?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I just want to kill someone right now.

I say you commit regicide, that King deserves it

[jessicaduh]

i want to kill all bananas right now.

[ToiletCrusher]

I say you commit regicide, that King deserves it

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

(pounding keypad)

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.

[underdog]

i want to kill all bananas right now.

I just killed a banana.

[jessicaduh]

I just killed a banana.

did it cry? i hope it fucking wept and begged for mercy. stupid bananas.

[underdog]

did it cry? i hope it fucking wept and begged for mercy. stupid bananas.

I think I heard a wimper.

[hammersavage]

This place is too violent anymore

[jessicaduh]

This place is too violent anymore

SMITE!

[hammersavage]

I'm just gonna read that as SMILE and go about my day

[JerseyRich]

did it cry? i hope it fucking wept and begged for mercy. stupid bananas.


Are you just some kind of angry dyke that you have this anger towards bananas?

[hammersavage]

Most of the broads around this place have warped your mind to think every girl is a dyke. But believe it or not, some of them aren't.

[JerseyRich]

Most of the broads around this place have warped your mind to think every girl is a dyke. But believe it or not, some of them aren't.

Shit you say!

[jessicaduh]

Are you just some kind of angry dyke that you have this anger towards bananas?

yep, i'm a huge dyke. look at me, dykin' it up! whenever someone asks what i'm doing, i always answer, "dyking."

[hammersavage]

You probably work at Dykes Lumber.







I hope that's not too local

[JerseyRich]

yep, i'm a huge dyke. look at me, dykin' it up! whenever someone asks what i'm doing, i always answer, "dyking."


Why don't you move to Holland?!

Dyke.

[jessicaduh]

Why don't you move to Holland?!

Dyke.

i hate blondes.

(except britney)

[JerseyRich]

i hate blondes.

(except britney)

Dyke.

[jessicaduh]

hey, if that's how you have to justify to yourself not having a chance, so be it!

[hammersavage]

We need a thread for random song lyrics. Unless we already have one

[JerseyRich]

hey, if that's how you have to justify to yourself not having a chance, so be it!


Holy God...

If I ever end up with a chick from that backwards ass state, Arkansas, someone please shoot me in the balls first, then my skull.

I blame your state for Walmart.

[hammersavage]

Be careful when shooting Rich's balls because they rest ever so softly on Gvac's nose.

[JerseyRich]

Be careful when shooting Rich's balls because they rest ever so softly on Gvac's nose.

Chin.

[jessicaduh]

i'm totally from Arkansas.

[hammersavage]

Chin.

69, my friend. 69

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm tired.

[razorboy]

I'm tired.

Truer words have never been posted.

[jessicaduh]

Truer words have never been posted.

tell me the fuck about it.

[~Katja~]

i want to kill all bananas right now.
it was my post lunch snack... well I skipped lunch but anyway

i hate blondes.

(except britney)

thanks for excluding me in your dyke adventures...

[jessicaduh]

hey i didn't say i wanted to dyke it up with britney, just that she's a blonde! she came to mind first because she's the blondest..?

[britneypablo]

i hate blondes.

(except britney)

<font color="deeppink"> i foresee me sayin something really lezzy to u in the future <3

[RhinoinMN]

I had a dream that my son told me he was gay. That scared the crap out of me.

[BlackSpider]

I had a dream that my son told me he was gay. That scared the crap out of me.

In the dream, was your son a dentist...?
'cause it might have been...

[epo]

Now I'm starving for a cupcake.

[RhinoinMN]

Now I'm starving for a cupcake.

You're gay.

[epo]

You're gay.

So?

[hammersavage]

Let epo be!

[Gvac]

I just realized you fuckers all missed my 8 year anniversary here.

There better be a surprise party planned and you just let the date pass to throw me off.

[hammersavage]

You can make it up for mine next month

[ToiletCrusher]

I just realized you fuckers all missed my 8 year anniversary here.

There better be a surprise party planned and you just let the date pass to throw me off.

I planned a pants party and would like to extend to you an invitation to said pants party.

Location is to be determined.

[~Katja~]

I just realized you fuckers all missed my 8 year anniversary here.

There better be a surprise party planned and you just let the date pass to throw me off.

yeah but you took long breaks... its not 8 consecutive years.

[Gvac]

How would YOU know?



~Katja~

Join Date: Mar 2008

[RhinoinMN]

How would YOU know?

Holy shit. I've been here longer that her?

What a post whore!

[disneyspy]

Holy shit. I've been here longer that her?

What a post whore!

ya,whore

[hammersavage]

Is Gvac ripping off Crossweird's avatar gimmick or is that one of his characters?

[RhinoinMN]

Why has this place slowed down so much lately? Is twitter finally taking over?

[hammersavage]

Why has this place slowed down so much lately? Is twitter finally taking over?

It's lagged like 5 times in the past hour too

[Slumbag]

I love ALL the films of Pauley Shore.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm thinking that this is going to be about investing into gold because it's a great asset.

Welcome to our newest member, wowgoldfarmer

[jessicaduh]

i'm so tired. my brain might just shut down on its own at any moment.

[hammersavage]

Oooh, yes, Annabelle. Because she is shaped like a bell.

[Gvac]

Mark it down - on this day, May 20, 2009 RonFez.net was at its all time worst.

This place blows today.

Even more than usual.

[mikeyboy]

Mark it down - on this day, May 20, 2009 RonFez.net was at its all time worst.

This place blows today.

Even more than usual.

I added it to the calendar (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/calendar.php)

[razorboy]

Mark it down - on this day, May 20, 2009 RonFez.net was at its all time worst.

This place blows today.

Even more than usual.

Word.

[Hottub]

It would help to be funny, or bring something real to the table.
Just saying.

[razorboy]

It would help to be funny, or bring something real to the table.
Just saying.

I refuse to be funny or bring anything real to the table.

[khaxzan]

i often find myself writing out responses that i either deem to unfunny, to mean, or nonsensical.

i thought it might be amusing for those post you type out and decide not to post to throw them in here. i'm probably wrong but we'll see.

Hi. :thumbup: I'm khaxzan. The retard child of forums.


Retard. :glurps:


Don't know if I like it.


WAIT!:clap: have you experienced my verses threads?

[BlackSpider]

What the fuck did I miss today...?

[razorboy]

What the fuck did I miss today...?

Absolutely nothing.

[khaxzan]

Oh god. :glurps:


No! :glurps:


No! NO! nO! :glurps:


:clap: weeeeee mood swing!!!!!!!!:clap:

[MisterSmith]

Mark it down - on this day, May 20, 2009 RonFez.net was at its all time worst.

This place blows today.

Even more than usual.

I can't believe your positive attitude and the "good vibes" you constantly throw out there aren't helping. :innocent:

[khaxzan]

:wallbash:

and corn! fuckin corn on the fuckin cob!:furious:

[Hottub]

Mods can't use that feature, but you guys can.

[hammersavage]

I added it to the calendar (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/calendar.php)

That's pretty funny.


It's only cuz I had to leave the house for a few hours. Fear not, I've returned.

[Gvac]

When I get home from work tonight this site better not be as awful as it was yesterday.

[sailor]

When I get home from work tonight this site better not be as awful as it was yesterday.

or what?

[Tall_James]

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[jessicaduh]

i don't really like sandwiches.

[jessicaduh]

When I get home from work tonight this site better not be as awful as it was yesterday.

so far, pretty eh.

[Thebazile78]

I can't deal with this place when I'm sleepy!

Must have more coffee ...

[ChrisTheCop]

So all you need for 2 hot chicks to hang out with you on the weekend is to pretend to like the same crappy band that they do?

[Kris10]

pretty dull around here

[disneyspy]

bullshit,the jimmy/misti was a harder couple to choose from

[hammersavage]

bullshit,the jimmy/misti was a harder couple to choose from

It was close

[drjoek]

Bad idea huh?

I suck

Mea culpa

[sailor]

So all you need for 2 hot chicks to hang out with you on the weekend is to pretend to like the same crappy band that they do?

where can i sign up for that?

[ChrisTheCop]

where can i sign up for that?

My guess would be jersey.

[Friday]

hmm. how in the world could you possibly think that would be a brilliant idea? yowzers!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the drop photo has run its course

Step Up Mods ............

[RoseBlood]

Umm.. wtf? I was never consulted.

[Fezticle98]

Sometimes I make pop culture or show references to friends, knowing full-well that they won't get them.

[jessicaduh]

unfuckingbelievable.

keep that shit to yourselves.

[jessicaduh]

19 responses in an hour and a half since this poll opened;

14 in the ten minutes since it was mentioned on-air.

pandering for a mention, are we?

[underdog]

19 responses in an hour and a half since this poll opened;

14 in the ten minutes since it was mentioned on-air.

pandering for a mention, are we?

Yes. Did they mention me?

[jessicaduh]

i'm sorry; i'm still not entirely sure who you are.

[Cleophus James]

19 responses in an hour and a half since this poll opened;

14 in the ten minutes since it was mentioned on-air.

pandering for a mention, are we?
I make sure only to do the ones on air. They make me feel involved.
http://www.cartercenter.org/resources/images/involved/mainpic_involved.jpg

[underdog]

i'm sorry; i'm still not entirely sure who you are.

I'm a board character, just like you.

[jessicaduh]

I'm a board character, just like you.

oh! let's be best friends then.

[hammersavage]

He's cool, he sits at the nerd table

[hammersavage]

We have dozens of appreciation threads for people who don't need them. What about for Mrs. Elan Mac?

[Gvac]

We have dozens of appreciation threads for people who don't need them. What about for Mrs. Elan Mac?

Not until she learns how to use birth control.

Duh.

[hammersavage]

I'm sure if there was a KaseyElon, she would get one after 10 posts.

[drjoek]

We have dozens of appreciation threads for people who don't need them. What about for Mrs. Elan Mac?



If there was one the trolls would likely trash her in it.

[Marc with a c]

yes.

[underdog]

We have dozens of appreciation threads for people who don't need them. What about for Mrs. Elan Mac?

I'm pretty sure I needed it.

[epo]

He's cool, he sits at the nerd table

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nerds.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

We have dozens of appreciation threads for people who don't need them. What about for Mrs. Elan Mac?

Fucking RhinoInVT gets one???

biggirl gets one???

Underdog gets one????


Its a fucking conspiracy maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!