View Full Version : Post Purgatory
sailor
03-19-2008, 08:12 PM
maybe she meant hatful?
sailor
03-20-2008, 06:10 PM
and today is?
King Hippos Bandaid
03-20-2008, 06:11 PM
and today is?
someone must feel guilty that he will be in MD for the weekend
mikeyboy
03-20-2008, 06:13 PM
someone must feel guilty that he will be in MD for the weekend
I'm not feeling well and may go to bed early.
cougarjake13
03-21-2008, 06:23 PM
timmy and jimmy walk into a bar ...
Judge Smails
03-21-2008, 08:22 PM
Holy shit is it quiet around here tonight! Did somebody die today or something?
sailor
03-22-2008, 03:33 AM
for uniformity's sake i wish everyone would put their response after what they're quoting.
DiabloSammich
03-22-2008, 03:42 AM
Go shit in your hat.
for uniformity's sake i wish everyone would put their response after what they're quoting.
sailor
03-22-2008, 04:14 AM
Go shit in your hat.
who saw that coming?
oh, everyone?
cougarjake13
03-22-2008, 04:39 AM
ive got nuttin
PapaBear
03-22-2008, 04:39 AM
I love this place, too.
sailor
03-22-2008, 04:59 AM
i used to show up for baseball drafts. oh wait, i still do. boo.
sailor
03-22-2008, 05:10 AM
put a shirt on.
underdog
03-22-2008, 06:56 AM
put a shirt on.
Never!
Tall_James
03-22-2008, 03:11 PM
I've never been a post whore but it seems like I've been in the 13K range forever and its starting to piss me off every time I see it. I just hate the number.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-22-2008, 10:45 PM
its a generic mcdonald's sandwich u homo
its my fault for trying to care
King Hippos Bandaid
03-22-2008, 10:49 PM
edit
Im really drunk
im sorry for me being myself
I am usually a nice unfunny doof
sailor
03-23-2008, 04:57 AM
you're nice?
sailor
03-23-2008, 07:30 AM
nice scarf; i can see why someone might steal it.
sailor
03-23-2008, 03:00 PM
ever think maybe it's god's way of showing you the error of your ways?
Friday
03-23-2008, 03:24 PM
put a shirt on.
take your pants off.
sailor
03-23-2008, 03:28 PM
take your pants off.
all such requests must be directed thru my wife.
take your pants off.
all such requests must be directed thru my wife.
I'm sure she'll be more than happy that you'll be taking your pants off for someone other than her.
That poor woman.
Fez4PrezN2008
03-24-2008, 07:55 PM
creepiest looking baby pic ever.
heeebiees
Marc with a c
03-25-2008, 06:53 AM
it's going to be pretty tough introducing yourself to everybody, unless they are all sitting in the corner making fun of the hippos
King Hippos Bandaid
03-25-2008, 06:56 AM
it's going to be pretty tough introducing yourself to everybody, unless they are all sitting in the corner making fun of the hippos
you have been nothing but mean since you are trying to get pregnant
mikeyboy
03-25-2008, 07:30 AM
I wonder if the c is going to stand for caesarean
sailor
03-25-2008, 03:50 PM
I wonder if the c is going to stand for caesarean
if he wants to stay tight it will.
Marc with a c
03-25-2008, 06:28 PM
you're never going to be able to listen to that alkey/riley clip the same way.
sailor
03-25-2008, 09:03 PM
i don't think i'm ever going to read that thread, whether while eating or otherwise, but thanks for the warning.
sailor
03-25-2008, 09:15 PM
his high horse? hahahahahahahaha
King Hippos Bandaid
03-25-2008, 10:06 PM
fuck you!!!!!!
EliSnow
03-26-2008, 03:49 AM
you're never going to be able to listen to that alkey/riley clip the same way.
I think I'll be okay.
Wait, this isn't one of those moments when you think someone's waving at you, and they are really waviing at the person behind you, right?
Cause that would make this awkward.
I wish the ignore feature would work with quotes also. Then I'd never have to read another word from that douchebag again.
Life could be a dream...
Great Tiger's Turban
03-26-2008, 01:45 PM
I hate faggot Americans
underdog
03-26-2008, 05:58 PM
Swing and a miss. Swing and a miss.
Its like Jason Varitek is trying to rename a board member.
sailor
03-26-2008, 06:54 PM
i really hate when i arrive late for the party. :(
mikeyboy
03-26-2008, 06:56 PM
i really hate when i arrive late for the party. :(
Man, you should have been here. It was the best!
Marc with a c
03-26-2008, 06:57 PM
i really hate when i arrive late for the party. :(
yeah i hated missing the onslaught
mikeyboy
03-26-2008, 06:59 PM
Kind of suspicious that you were both missing at the same time.
Marc with a c
03-26-2008, 07:00 PM
Kind of suspicious that you were both missing at the same time.
it's daisychain wednesday don't hate
This is the most fun I've had on this messageboard in a LOOOOOONG time.
sailor
03-26-2008, 07:15 PM
This is the most fun I've had on this messageboard in a LOOOOOONG time.
you should have been here for cliche night.
DiabloSammich
03-26-2008, 07:17 PM
you should have been here for cliche night.
Man, cliche night ROCKED!
sailor
03-26-2008, 07:19 PM
how did i not remember earl??
DiabloSammich
03-26-2008, 07:25 PM
Hey sailor, can we give your beanie cup to the Hippo name thread?
King Hippos Bandaid
03-26-2008, 07:42 PM
wow, Ill take the abuse weekly if it will make you people this funny all the time
Marc with a c
03-26-2008, 07:42 PM
what the fuck was spoon talking about?
DiabloSammich
03-26-2008, 07:43 PM
Who cares.
sailor
03-26-2008, 09:52 PM
Hey sailor, can we give your beanie cup to the Hippo name thread?
it's not my beanie cup, it's our beanie cup.
that was pretty faggy.
IMSlacker
03-27-2008, 04:38 AM
When you're making the first reply in a thead, do you really need to quote the entire original post? We already know you're referring to the original post.
sailor
03-27-2008, 07:12 PM
please, if you don't think that was fuckin' clever we can never be friends.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-27-2008, 07:16 PM
please, if you don't think that was fuckin' clever we can never be friends.
even though it hurts me, the C Mobile was clever
my love to all of you comes unreciprocated
I love you Hippo.
And I refuse to litter my posts with smiley faces and "tongue in cheek" emoticons. If these douchebags don't get the joke or my sense of humor, fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em right in the ass.
MadMatt
03-27-2008, 08:05 PM
I love you Hippo.
And I refuse to litter my posts with smiley faces and "tongue in cheek" emoticons. If these douchebags don't get the joke or my sense of humor, fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em right in the ass.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8136/emoticonsexbyglanzxx3.gif
King Hippos Bandaid
03-27-2008, 09:01 PM
please attack me on another thread, i know i asked for it on my name thread
id love to rip into you, but it may be too easy, I can lose weight
Friday
03-27-2008, 09:06 PM
I love you Hippo.
And I refuse to litter my posts with smiley faces and "tongue in cheek" emoticons. If these douchebags don't get the joke or my sense of humor, fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em right in the ass.
your new name is just an excuse for you to return to sinner mode.
i see being resurrected has done nothing for your spirit.
all my hard work. for nothing.
jerk.
sailor
03-27-2008, 11:11 PM
fatbodies?
EliSnow
03-28-2008, 11:28 AM
Jesus. Bitch, bitch bitch.
reillyluck
03-29-2008, 09:04 AM
i think i'll take your advice. :surrender:
Make up a wacky excuse and blow it off!
sailor
03-30-2008, 01:39 PM
didn't even make the background of a pic? and you two wonder why i'm bitter.
didn't even make the background of a pic? and you two wonder why i'm bitter.
You were there?
King Hippos Bandaid
03-30-2008, 01:48 PM
I fucking stink, I leave at 2 right before the party peaks and the pics are taken, not that i take a good picture anyways
grrrrrrr
sailor
03-30-2008, 01:55 PM
You were there?
apparently not.
sailor
03-30-2008, 03:46 PM
who's crazed?
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4114
sailor
03-30-2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4114
i got that, but is there a back story? why do some (all?) look down on him?
sailor
03-31-2008, 06:37 PM
i just hope poor fezzie doesn't get wind of that thread.
Marc with a c
03-31-2008, 06:44 PM
have you learned how to remove keyboard marks from your face yet?
sailor
03-31-2008, 06:54 PM
what's that, tracksuit?
Marc with a c
03-31-2008, 06:56 PM
baby clothes says what?
sailor
03-31-2008, 07:14 PM
get a haircut, hippy.
sailor
04-01-2008, 03:30 AM
again, no offense, but that's kinda exactly my definition of random celeb. like erin brockovich.
Marc with a c
04-01-2008, 04:52 PM
i'd rather my daughter drink, smoke, and drop acid then marry jeff.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-02-2008, 03:58 PM
its fucking great that I am dead to him
best 2 weeks ever
cougarjake13
04-02-2008, 04:26 PM
king hippos is a .................................
sailor
04-03-2008, 03:39 AM
i guess this is the wrong site to be trying out quantum mechanics jokes. :(
IMSlacker
04-03-2008, 03:47 AM
i guess this is the wrong site to be trying out quantum mechanics jokes. :(
Yeah, I had to google "schrödinger's cat".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Schroedingerscat2.jpg
sailor
04-03-2008, 03:48 AM
Yeah, I had to google "schrödinger's cat".
haha i'm sorry for the homework assignment. :)
sailor
04-04-2008, 05:46 PM
amazing the number of lurkers this has brought into the light.
Hottub
04-04-2008, 05:47 PM
I always enjoy seeing new members, but somebody rang the creep bell today.
Eeeww!
IMSlacker
04-04-2008, 06:05 PM
.
mikeyboy
04-04-2008, 06:19 PM
I always enjoy seeing new members, but somebody rang the creep bell today.
Eeeww!
heh
Most users ever online was 1,825, Today at 02:56 PM.
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 06:20 PM
heh
Most users ever online was 1,825, Today at 02:56 PM.
almost exactly double the last highest
sailor
04-04-2008, 06:23 PM
just imagine if the pic looked hot
Friday
04-04-2008, 06:24 PM
you people disgust me
sailor
04-04-2008, 06:26 PM
you should see my hard drive
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 06:26 PM
just imagine if the pic looked hot
the picture looks hot
King Hippos Bandaid
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
maybe we are all a lil too gay for the lurkers
sailor
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
the picture looks hot
the bleachers were a distraction
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 06:30 PM
the bleachers were a distraction
there is some primo muffin toppin going on there.
Hottub
04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
Creepiest thread EVER!
sailor
04-04-2008, 06:42 PM
soilworker is more painful to read than hippo.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-04-2008, 06:57 PM
soilworker is more painful to read than hippo.
always late to the party sailor should be your new name
sailor
04-04-2008, 07:00 PM
always late to the party sailor should be your new name
i was paying you a compliment.
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 07:01 PM
always late to the party sailor should be your new name
i wish that was your name
King Hippos Bandaid
04-04-2008, 07:03 PM
i was paying you a backhanded compliment.
thanks I guess
King Hippos Bandaid
04-04-2008, 07:05 PM
i wish that was your name
wow , very weak , I expect better
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 07:05 PM
i thought it was good
Bossanova
04-04-2008, 07:06 PM
Creepiest thread EVER!
Which one/ The Hottub appreciation thread?
sailor
04-04-2008, 07:07 PM
wow , very weak , I expect better
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/01/0000007501_20060920143802.jpg
mikeyboy
04-04-2008, 07:23 PM
The Lilly pic is on the verge of becoming the 10th most viewed pic in the gallery. 6 out of the top 10 already belong to Lilly though. Oddly, number 8 is Sheepy and JustJon and number 9 is heavy set Jeff Bridges.
The Lilly pic is on the verge of becoming the 10th most viewed pic in the gallery. 6 out of the top 10 already belong to Lilly though. Oddly, number 8 is Sheepy and JustJon and number 9 is heavy set Jeff Bridges.
You clearly need another hobby.
underdog
04-04-2008, 07:42 PM
The Lilly pic is on the verge of becoming the 10th most viewed pic in the gallery. 6 out of the top 10 already belong to Lilly though. Oddly, number 8 is Sheepy and JustJon and number 9 is heavy set Jeff Bridges.
Well, Heavy Set Jeff Bridges is a celebrity.
sailor
04-04-2008, 07:43 PM
The Lilly pic is on the verge of becoming the 10th most viewed pic in the gallery. 6 out of the top 10 already belong to Lilly though. Oddly, number 8 is Sheepy and JustJon and number 9 is heavy set Jeff Bridges.
any of them sexy?
mikeyboy
04-04-2008, 07:45 PM
If I stood next to a naked gvac in a picture, I bet I could crack the top 10.
If I stood next to a naked gvac in a picture, I bet I could crack the top 10.
I'll be right over.
sailor
04-04-2008, 07:46 PM
If I stood next to a naked gvac in a picture, I bet I could crack the top 10.
is that gay code?
Marc with a c
04-04-2008, 07:47 PM
I'll be right over.
bring us some whipped cream
Friday
04-04-2008, 07:47 PM
i wasn't sure i could get more depressed tonight.
and then i read Gvac and Mikeyboy posts.
you cunts will be lucky if i make it till morning.
sailor
04-04-2008, 07:48 PM
i wasn't sure i could get more depressed tonight.
and then i read Gvac and Mikeyboy posts.
you cunts will be lucky if i make it till morning.
i hear hippo's still straight
Friday
04-04-2008, 07:52 PM
i hear hippo's still straight
it's gonna take alot more than that, sailor.
mikeyboy
04-04-2008, 07:55 PM
it's gonna take alot more than that, sailor.
What if we throw in Randy as well?
Friday
04-04-2008, 07:58 PM
What if we throw in Randy as well?
fucking amateurs.
a bottle of xanax and vodka is way more appealing.
you people have killed me. just remember that. fuckfaces.
sailor
04-04-2008, 08:05 PM
fucking amateurs.
a bottle of xanax and vodka is way more appealing.
you people have killed me. just remember that. fuckfaces.
please, you don't have a twins fantasy? whatever.
Friday
04-04-2008, 08:10 PM
please, you don't have a twins fantasy? whatever.
been there, done that.
not everyone leads a vanilla life.
sailor
04-04-2008, 08:18 PM
black baby's what?
RhinoinMN
04-04-2008, 08:34 PM
You clearly need another hubby.
If I stood next to a naked gvac in a picture, I bet I could crack the top 10.
I'll be right over.
Well, I guess it is settled then.
Friday
04-04-2008, 08:35 PM
Well, I guess it is settled then.
i need to find a straight board to post on.
IMSlacker
04-05-2008, 04:12 AM
Wouldn't a heavy bag have been more appropriate?
EliSnow
04-05-2008, 04:20 AM
Wouldn't a heavy bag have been more appropriate?
In name, yes, but not in appearance, unless you can find a pear shaped heavy bag.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-05-2008, 08:10 AM
you use a razor
I think oldladyfacepuncher has joined douchebagsean and PigShitIrish on my list of favorite board names.
Marc with a c
04-05-2008, 10:46 AM
we NEED to have a bar night on may 24th. it might be a little out of the way, but i'm dying to know what these 'party favors' are.
sailor
04-05-2008, 10:47 AM
we NEED to have a bar night on may 24th. it might be a little out of the way, but i'm dying to know what these 'party favors' are.
i'm sure gvac can drive ya.
drjoek
04-05-2008, 11:09 AM
When did post purgatory become Match.com?
Tall_James
04-06-2008, 06:46 AM
All of these kid shows sucked.
http://www.leftybrown.com/krofft.jpg
How can so many people not get it?
sailor
04-06-2008, 08:01 AM
without the powers that be explicitly saying so, i think the original title made the site a bit nsfw.
without the powers that be explicitly saying so, i think the original title made the site a bit nsfw.
Not what I was talking about, but FYI - There have been 157 threads with the work "Fuck" in the title, 144 threads with the word "Shit" in the title, 19 with the word "Cock", and 7 with the word "Cunt."
None of them were edited.
Bossanova
04-06-2008, 08:11 AM
This board is full of faggots
This board is full of faggots
Hahaha! They banned one this morning! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54634&page=31)
BOOO!!!
Friday
04-06-2008, 09:01 AM
Hahaha! They banned one this morning! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54634&page=31)
BOOO!!!
:lol:
cougarjake13
04-06-2008, 09:07 AM
chicken fried eggs
sailor
04-06-2008, 04:31 PM
if they hadn't bitched and made the city tear down the elevated 2nd ave line, they wouldn't need a 2nd ave subway line. fuck the snooty UES.
I'm going to need a complete list of which words cause boo boos and which ones don't.
It's all so confusing.
Friday
04-06-2008, 07:20 PM
I'm going to need a complete list of which words cause boo boos and which ones don't.
It's all so confusing.
faggot, cunt, nigger, spic, wetback, whitey, mick, heeb, guinea, queer, fatty, slut.
i say we list them all here for fun.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
faggot, cunt, nigger, spic, wetback, whitey, mick, heeb, guinea, queer, fatty, slut.
i say we list them all here for fun.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
:nono:
Be careful!
Tenbatsuzen
04-06-2008, 07:27 PM
...and in answer to your question, the reason we didn't come out last time was because it was my wife's birthday.
Friday
04-06-2008, 07:33 PM
:nono:
Be careful!
shaddap, ya big old queen!!
shaddap, ya big old queen!!
:glurps:
faggot, cunt, nigger, spic, wetback, whitey, mick, heeb, guinea, queer, fatty, slut.
i say we list them all here for fun.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hot!
Friday
04-07-2008, 12:31 PM
right now i am sitting in my apartment rehearsing the songs for my show at the top of my lungs.
suffer, neighbors!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EliSnow
04-07-2008, 12:35 PM
right now i am sitting in my apartment rehearsing the songs for my show at the top of my lungs.
suffer, neighbors!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That will show them for fucking so loudly.
Coaching 101 - when there's a cancer on the team you remove it.
IMMEDIATELY.
sailor
04-07-2008, 03:38 PM
Coaching 101 - when there's a cancer on the team you remove it.
IMMEDIATELY.
i heard mikeyboy whispering this same thing over the weekend. oh, nevermind. http://img228.exs.cx/img228/638/whistle9qn.gif
sailor
04-07-2008, 04:53 PM
who says aunt flow anyways?
Judge Smails
04-07-2008, 04:57 PM
Yeah, I said it. It was a juxtaposition since I was talking about her grandmother I decided to folllow it up with a euphemism which also had a familial reference to it. I'm fucking poetic and shit like that. So what, you wanna fight about it? :tongue:
sailor
04-07-2008, 05:05 PM
Yeah, I said it. It was a juxtaposition since I was talking about her grandmother I decided to folllow it up with a euphemism which also had a familial reference to it. I'm fucking poetic and shit like that. So what, you wanna fight about it? :tongue:
ah, didn't get the connection. very poetical.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Friday
04-07-2008, 07:32 PM
You should be ashamed of yourself.
so should you, sir.
IMSlacker
04-07-2008, 08:22 PM
That must be quite frightening for you.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-08-2008, 10:02 AM
wow Video now
he come more lurker perverts
Marc with a c
04-08-2008, 02:44 PM
perhaps you should go fuck yourself then.
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r252/SparkleFarkle54/The%20Odyssey%20Continues/mummycornfield.jpg
Now look at the mess you've made!
sailor
04-08-2008, 06:49 PM
all this excitement over a pg video?
Friday
04-08-2008, 11:35 PM
there was just some small animal running through the walls of my house.
i am completely freaked.
help.
PapaBear
04-08-2008, 11:52 PM
I still haven't figured out what I want to say about the death penalty, but I think about it every time Chris the Cop signs on.
BTW.... This is not a bash on Chris at all. It's a serious issue that I just haven't figured out how to approach.:help:
EliSnow
04-09-2008, 11:35 AM
I wish I could ban people for flagrant stupidity. :banning:
mikeyboy
04-09-2008, 11:43 AM
I wish I could ban people for flagrant stupidity. :banning:
I suppose I can... :)
Dougie Brootal
04-09-2008, 11:44 AM
I wish I could ban people for flagrant stupidity. :banning:
I suppose I can... :)
:help:
EliSnow
04-09-2008, 11:44 AM
I suppose I can... :)
and probably already have in a number of instances.
EliSnow
04-09-2008, 11:45 AM
:help:
Stupidity, not gayness.
:wink:
Dougie Brootal
04-09-2008, 11:46 AM
Stupidity, not gayness.
:wink:
i was gettin worried for minute there.
underdog
04-09-2008, 11:49 AM
I wish I could ban people for flagrant stupidity. :banning:
I'm convinced he's a board character. Its like someone just reinforcing a stereotype every single day.
mikeyboy
04-09-2008, 11:54 AM
and probably already have in a number of instances.
Stop. You're making me blush.
Friday
04-09-2008, 11:54 AM
I suppose I can... :)
but you don't,
you just ban gays and you ban mexicans from camera angles.
meanie.
mikeyboy
04-09-2008, 11:56 AM
but you don't,
you just ban gays and you ban mexicans from camera angles.
meanie.
PT Anderson needs to learn to step out of the way once in a while.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-09-2008, 11:57 AM
after i bought Mikey that Hamster
who knew that it would bite me in the ass on several occasions
RhinoinMN
04-09-2008, 12:24 PM
I picked this up at the store for you Eli.
http://www.ncjrs.gov/html/ojjdp/171152/images/photo_03.jpg
sailor
04-09-2008, 05:32 PM
Yeah, I had to google "schrödinger's cat".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Schroedingerscat2.jpg
so bummed out right now. :(
EliSnow
04-10-2008, 08:10 AM
I will not let things irritate me today.
Not going let it happen.
Crispy123
04-10-2008, 08:24 AM
Im going to have to change my font because of you, cocksucker.
mikeyboy
04-10-2008, 08:25 AM
Im going to have to change my font because of you, cocksucker.
:lol:
EliSnow
04-10-2008, 08:44 AM
Do british message board administrators send trouble makers "On Holiday?"
RhinoinMN
04-10-2008, 08:45 AM
Do british message board administrators send trouble makers "On Holiday?"
hahaha
I believe that would be the equivalent.
'Expunge' has to be the coolest word in the English language.
mikeyboy
04-10-2008, 01:00 PM
Why do I find all of the outrage today to be so amusing?
If today isn't one of the ten most beautiful days EVER I'll take a shit and eat it right now.
mikeyboy
04-10-2008, 01:03 PM
It is glorious, isn't it?
Come back ShapopoJoe!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DolaMight
04-10-2008, 01:06 PM
It is glorious, isn't it?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Warning: God sees all, even post purgatory.
Hottub
04-10-2008, 01:09 PM
That really hurt my feelings.
mikeyboy
04-10-2008, 01:13 PM
It's been a busy day. The home page said for me that there had 1,000 new posts since 7:47 am.
sailor
04-10-2008, 04:37 PM
If today isn't one of the ten most beautiful days EVER I'll take a shit and eat it right now.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/11NumberElevenInCircle.png/150px-11NumberElevenInCircle.png
King Hippos Bandaid
04-11-2008, 12:44 PM
if that doesn't warrant a weeks banning I don't know what will
Maybe we need a 'tongue-in-cheek' emoticon for those a bit slow on the uptake.
Tall_James
04-13-2008, 06:46 AM
Some people deserve not only to be banned but to be beaten soundly as well on their way out.
Some people deserve not only to be banned but to be beaten soundly as well on their way out.
Church!
midwestjeff
04-13-2008, 12:39 PM
It was three blocks north of the old oak tree,
next door to the Museum-Go-Round.
If you get to the clock, you've gone too far.
Tall_James
04-13-2008, 01:17 PM
How the fuck did I develop an ulcer?
Tall_James
04-13-2008, 01:26 PM
14,000. Thank God. That 13K was bugging the shit out of me for some reason.
sailor
04-13-2008, 01:33 PM
hypertension brought about by liquorice toxicity?
sorry to hear it. what will you have to undergo/do differently?
DolaMight
04-13-2008, 05:06 PM
I don't know why everyone's upset? It's just a good natured erection.
cougarjake13
04-13-2008, 05:42 PM
erections can be deadly
BoondockSaint
04-13-2008, 06:09 PM
Goddamn, now I want a wedge
Friday
04-13-2008, 06:30 PM
Goddamn, now I want a wedge
more than happy to oblige, sir!
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n54/townsend_h/wedgie.jpg
mugby43
04-13-2008, 09:00 PM
I wanted to say...
My mother dressed both my little sister Erin and me. My sister was dressed in a little blue dress, with a white kitten and red ribbon around the kitten’s head. The white kitten was placed on her hip. She also had on little white socks and white sneakers. When it came time to dress me, my mother dressed me in a little pink t-shirt and pink shorts. My hair was in pig tails and I wore my little red flip flops to go along with my outfit. Once my mother was done with Erin and me, which took about an hour, we were free to go play outside.
But then again, why would that cause wht has happened?
Friday
04-13-2008, 10:16 PM
ok. i just saw my neighbor coming in with a strange man... slut!
and soon the sex noises will start.
this is so unfair.
sailor
04-14-2008, 03:12 AM
I wanted to say...
My mother dressed both my little sister Erin and me. My sister was dressed in a little blue dress, with a white kitten and red ribbon around the kitten’s head. The white kitten was placed on her hip. She also had on little white socks and white sneakers. When it came time to dress me, my mother dressed me in a little pink t-shirt and pink shorts. My hair was in pig tails and I wore my little red flip flops to go along with my outfit. Once my mother was done with Erin and me, which took about an hour, we were free to go play outside.
But then again, why would that cause wht has happened?
you should keep your breakdown all in the one thread to make it easier to follow.
sailor
04-14-2008, 07:11 PM
and that's why he should be your new ban buddy.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-14-2008, 07:18 PM
fuck
I anted to use
http://www.pseudoangel.com/crap/Spam-CanMan.jpg
this picture
looks like that thread was deleted not locked
must....resist....urge....
Holy shit! A Torker sighting!
Marc with a c
04-15-2008, 07:29 PM
Holy shit! A Torker sighting!
i know what the fuck make him stay
i know what the fuck make him stay
Drinking?
Bossanova
04-15-2008, 07:56 PM
I want to punch that fucking PR in the head next door with his bassy Eclipse with ridiculously big spoiler
IMSlacker
04-15-2008, 07:58 PM
The Midnight Tiger seems vaguely familiar for some reason.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-15-2008, 08:15 PM
The Midnight Tiger seems vaguely familiar for some reason.
He has one more Silver Rupee
Bossanova
04-15-2008, 08:16 PM
Isn't that gimmick infringement?
Isn't that gimmick infringement?
I think so.
sailor
04-15-2008, 08:34 PM
bring back the glass houses!
King Hippos Bandaid
04-15-2008, 08:44 PM
unless you have a nose fetish
you people are fucking retards
Maybe I'll finally get my birthday dinner! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
mikeyboy
04-16-2008, 01:48 PM
Checkin' the e-mail, checkin' the e-mail...
Ooh. What's this?
The nazi's had a similar system to yours...ban all disent...I thought this was America??? Sorry your little club bashes me and it's ok, i defend myself & I'm the asshole. I only make jokes on the board, & your minions attack me...yeah thats fair!!!
King Hippos Bandaid
04-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Checkin' the e-mail, checkin' the e-mail...
Ooh. What's this?
The nazi's had a similar system to yours...ban all disent...I thought this was America??? Sorry your little club bashes me and it's ok, i defend myself & I'm the asshole. I only make jokes on the board, & your minions attack me...yeah thats fair!!!
Mikeyboy Minion Cardholder # 1
underdog
04-16-2008, 01:52 PM
I thought this was America???
I thought this board was based in Panama.
reillyluck
04-16-2008, 03:50 PM
:wink:
Don Stugots
04-16-2008, 04:07 PM
i hope he leaves.
Marc with a c
04-16-2008, 04:10 PM
not one of those was funny. i'm sorry
sailor
04-17-2008, 08:31 AM
i think it was more a back-handed compliment.
mugby43
04-17-2008, 01:12 PM
Good thing all those rules are consistently applied so that we can all express ourselves in the spirit of American free speach. and yet, behold, we are so kind to each other nontheless
DolaMight
04-17-2008, 02:55 PM
...
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.
–Jack Handey
Dougie Brootal
04-17-2008, 04:21 PM
im only gonna update this like once a week instead of daily.
Dougie Brootal
04-17-2008, 04:26 PM
When The Fuck Did You Get Back???
reillyluck
04-17-2008, 04:41 PM
When The Fuck Did You Get Back???
a couple of days ago. :tongue:
Dougie Brootal
04-17-2008, 04:50 PM
a couple of days ago. :tongue:
NOT YOU!!!!!!!
that was for stugots! :tongue:
sailor
04-17-2008, 04:50 PM
a couple of days ago. :tongue:
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/SeinfeldSMALL.JPG
http://cringehumor.net/show/robertkelly.jpg
mikeyboy
04-17-2008, 05:32 PM
First Friday comes back. Then Reilly, PantS and Stugots all come back on the same day. This is all shaping up like a very special, tearful series finale.
I'm scared.
Bossanova
04-17-2008, 06:19 PM
First Friday comes back. Then Reilly, PantS and Stugots all come back on the same day. This is all shaping up like a very special, tearful series finale.
I'm scared.
Don't worry. Give Snoogans some time, I am sure he can make some more characters to fill in
sailor
04-18-2008, 02:30 AM
is no one considered random anymore?
and
so, that's like $50 million?
reillyluck
04-18-2008, 03:30 AM
NOT YOU!!!!!!!
that was for stugots! :tongue:
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/SeinfeldSMALL.JPG
http://cringehumor.net/show/robertkelly.jpg
you see what sailor did there, doug? thats the edge i was looking for!!!
thats it im giving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :furious: :wallbash:
:tongue:
reillyluck
04-18-2008, 03:32 AM
First Friday comes back. Then Reilly, PantS and Stugots all come back on the same day. This is all shaping up like a very special, tearful series finale.
I'm scared.
"On an all new Ronfez.net, Mikeyboy must take the liver of seven babies to find the cure for the gay posting outbreak"
King Hippos Bandaid
04-18-2008, 05:07 AM
"On an all new Ronfez.net, Mikeyboy must take the liver of seven babies to find the cure for the gay posting outbreak"
fucking starving
EliSnow
04-18-2008, 05:17 AM
fucking starving
I was about to say something incredibly mean, but decided against it.
reillyluck
04-18-2008, 05:23 AM
I was about to say something incredibly mean, but decided against it.
whats the point of post purgatory then?
EliSnow
04-18-2008, 05:26 AM
whats the point of post purgatory then?
True, this thread is for posting post a mean reply in this thread instead of posting it in another thread.
What happens when the original thread is this thread? My mind boggles.
reillyluck
04-18-2008, 05:29 AM
True, this thread is for posting post a mean reply in this thread instead of posting it in another thread.
What happens when the original thread is this thread? My mind boggles.
it becomes a vortex!!!
Dougie Brootal
04-18-2008, 05:38 AM
maybe i could steal another epic thread by starting a post purgatory thread for the post purgatory thread!
King Hippos Bandaid
04-18-2008, 05:41 AM
True, this thread is for posting post a mean reply in this thread instead of posting it in another thread.
What happens when the original thread is this thread? My mind boggles.
please say your mean comment Im intrigued
is it a fat joke or a gay joke
inquiring minds wants to know
EliSnow
04-18-2008, 05:51 AM
please say your mean comment Im intrigued
is it a fat joke or a gay joke
inquiring minds wants to know
It was a fat joke, but now the expectation for it is much bigger than the joke itself.
Dougie Brootal
04-18-2008, 05:53 AM
It was a fat joke, but now the expectation for it is much bigger than KHB himself.
oh that was mean!
reillyluck
04-18-2008, 05:54 AM
oh that was mean!
dude, that was harsh!
Dougie Brootal
04-18-2008, 05:56 AM
dude, that was harsh!
tell me about it! eli should be ashamed of himself!
King Hippos Bandaid
04-18-2008, 06:02 AM
Can not drinking make someone less ghey and more funny
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