Post Purgatory

[razorboy]

Please funny posts for us fans to read.

[PapaBear]

It's fascinating how someone can actually read too much into an off the cuff, silly, sarcastic, and lighthearted one liner, and think he has acquired some great insight into the mind of ESD.

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna auction off the rights of who gets to kill me if I ever get into an internet fight.

[epo]

I'm gonna auction off the rights of who gets to kill me if I ever get into an internet fight.

I'll do it for free.

[hammersavage]

I'll do it for free.

epo, you seem like a nice enough chick. I'd let you do it.

[hammersavage]

We need to have a .net summer party.

[underdog]

I'm gonna auction off the rights of who gets to kill me if I ever get into an internet fight.

I would like to e-fight you.

[hammersavage]

Who said that?

I e-ccept.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

my new addiction is bejeweled blitz on facebook, I seem to be quite addicted to it recently


Casey is already breathing down my neck, thought she would miss this week's tourney now that Stan the man is born



Damn you Underdog, you were a mid carder, 187400, what cheat code did you use

[underdog]

my new addiction is bejeweled blitz on facebook, I seem to be quite addicted to it recently


Casey is already breathing down my neck, thought she would miss this week's tourney now that Stan the man is born



Damn you Underdog, you were a mid carder, 187400, what cheat code did you use

I got lucky. I got my first 6X multiplier.

[razorboy]

More like incockulations.

[jessicaduh]

More like incockulations.

hahahahaha

[underdog]

I don't like that mikeyboy is now locking threads simply because he cannot deal with the feelings he has for me.

[Kris10]

my new addiction is bejeweled blitz on facebook, I seem to be quite addicted to it recently


Casey is already breathing down my neck, thought she would miss this week's tourney now that Stan the man is born



Damn you Underdog, you were a mid carder, 187400, what cheat code did you use

This game drives me insane cause I suck badly at it!!!! I'm busy playing Chain Rxn!

[epo]

So Bossanova comes back and you ungrateful pricks attack him? Ridiculous.

[sailor]

So Bossanova comes back and you ungrateful pricks attack him? Ridiculous.

he started, no matter how mojo (post #12) ignored post #7.

[Marc with a c]

So Bossanova comes back and you ungrateful pricks attack him? Ridiculous.

he came back telling people to shut down the website. what were you expecting?

[Tenbatsuzen]

So Bossanova comes back and you ungrateful pricks attack him? Ridiculous.

Uh, wasn't one of the reasons that he left was because he attacked Silera and Missy on the air, then used a shitty excuse that he was drunk?

Plus regurgitating Gvac's litany of what's wrong with the site won't win him any followers either.

Speaking of which, if you want to discuss problems with the site, look in the mirror. You don't exactly allow for a healthy posting environment for new people when you keep fostering negativity and hanging around here starting trouble.

end of line.

[epo]

he came back telling people to shut down the website. what were you expecting?

I understand the point, but when the hell did people get worked up about Boss posting & talking crazy in the past?

[Marc with a c]

I understand the point, but when the hell did people get worked up about Boss posting & talking crazy in the past?

i can remember one time.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I understand the point, but when the hell did people get worked up about Boss posting & talking crazy in the past?

The whole silera mess, and I just realized that dumbfuck namechecked me in that "shut down the site" thread.

Passive aggressive? Holy fucking shit. Do people understand what passive aggressive means?

I'm so goddamn sick and tired of this Gvac "OH I HATE THE SITE BUT I STILL NEED TO POST HERE" bullshit. Because that's what it is. Gvac works his cronies into a froth and then they start posting shit which they either don't believe or aren't strong willed enough to form their own opinion.

Bossanova is a worthless fucking poster.

[epo]

Speaking of which, if you want to discuss problems with the site, look in the mirror. You don't exactly allow for a healthy posting environment for new people when you keep fostering negativity and hanging around here starting trouble.

end of line.

Wait...so I'm the problem around here? My major gripe lately has been about the chatroom and that's well documented.

As for negativity with new posters, I'll fully admit that the overflow of obvious Wackbag-esque posters is driving me crazy.

Seriously...If you have a problem with me, IM me....you know where I am.

[hammersavage]

Wait...so I'm the problem around here? My major gripe lately has been about the chatroom and that's well documented.

Yes

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wait...so I'm the problem around here? My major gripe lately has been about the chatroom and that's well documented.

As for negativity with new posters, I'll fully admit that the overflow of obvious Wackbag-esque posters is driving me crazy.

Seriously...If you have a problem with me, IM me....you know where I am.

No, it was a purgatory-style statement meant for Gvac. Sorry.

[Kris10]

Yes

epo is gonna punch you in the teef:help:

[Stuft]

Don't put the head in your mouth! Eww.

[K.C.]

Can I form a third party? I hate everyone's opinion equally.

[hammersavage]

People are such attention whore/drama queens around here anymore

[Slumbag]

People are such attention whore/drama queens around here anymore

I know.



IT MAKES ME WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE!!!!!

[PapaBear]

You have 8,225 posts. Wow, loser, just wow. :lol:


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[Marc with a c]

a hair cut would probably suit you better.

[underdog]

a hair cut would probably suit you better.

I couldn't think of a good hair joke.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm afraid you spelled sophomoric incorrectly, yet I'm afraid it's not funny enough to point out.

[BlackSpider]

Try thinking about baseball...

[Marc with a c]

I couldn't think of a good hair joke.

nor could i.

i was trying to work with a nappy haired trigger joke, but i thought i'd offend you.

[BlackSpider]

I went for the premature ejaculation joke...

[spoon]

I'm afraid you spelled sophomoric incorrectly, yet I'm afraid it's not funny enough to point out.

I don't know what ur talking about.

[underdog]

nor could i.

i was trying to work with a nappy haired trigger joke, but i thought i'd offend you.

You probably would have.

[Kris10]

I like underdog's nappy hair!

[epo]

I was always disappointed that At the Drive In never got more popular.

[drjoek]

I was always disappointed that At the Drive In never got more popular.



I was listening to that today if its any consolation.

[Marc with a c]

only way out is a divorce.

[hammersavage]

I was always disappointed that At the Drive In never got more popular.

yup

[Tall_James]

I think we need a "Night of 1,000 Lifetime Bannings"

[Friday]

my most meaningful post in months and it's buried. lol. :smile:
you just gotta love .net.

[ToiletCrusher]

my most meaningful post in months and it's buried. lol. :smile:
you just gotta love .net.

gotta agree with you. I really gave it to them when I threatened to poop in their driveway.

[RhinoinMN]

my most meaningful post in months and it's buried. lol. :smile:
you just gotta love .net.

At least yours are meaningful.

Mine are all meaningless.

[jauble]

I just want it to be known Dr. Your young daughter needs braces checked out this character 'free viagra samples' and did not post a(n) intended funny message wall.

[Hottub]

Germangoogirls?:lol::nono:

[underdog]

I was always disappointed that At the Drive In never got more popular.

The Mars Volta is close enough for me. Just more prog and less punk.

[drjoek]

Hottub sure has A LOT of pictures of Cub Scouts.

Hmmmm

[Aggie]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.

[JerseyRich]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.
:bye:

[~Katja~]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.

I DID! and I missed you!




I actually thought of you when I was walking into work this morning... I wondered if your trip was over today or if it was a longer vacation

[Gvac]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.

Nope.

[drjoek]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.



Welcome back.

[RhinoinMN]

I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone.

My wife did. She's been masturbating like crazy in your absence.

[Gvac]

My wife did. She's been masturbating like crazy in your absence.

Thank God she's not forcing you to do disgusting things with a woman. :thumbdown:

[Aggie]

I'm not invisible! Well, except to Gvac because he doesn't notice chicks over 30.

You know you're on the board too much when members start creeping into your thoughts. Why would I think about you crazies when I'm enjoying a wonderful trip? I don't know but I did.

Coming back to reality after an amazing vacation sucks!

[JerseyRich]

I'm not invisible! Well, except to Gvac because he doesn't notice chicks over 30.

You know you're on the board too much when members start creeping into your thoughts. Why would I think about you crazies when I'm enjoying a wonderful trip? I don't know but I did.

Coming back to reality after an amazing vacation sucks!


:wub:

[disneyspy]

what part of NM did you visit?

[Aggie]

what part of NM did you visit?

Ruidoso, NM. Very pretty and relaxing! My third anniversary. :clap:

[RoseBlood]

I missed you I missed you I missed you Aggie!!!

I was wondering when you were returning as well.

I even posted in the Hot Chick Thread with you in mind.

btw.. i like the purple Kat :happy:

[hammersavage]

I kinda did

[disneyspy]

Ruidoso, NM. Very pretty and relaxing! My third anniversary. :clap:

congrats on the anny,i grew up in el paso and we went to the downs every year for the big race,loved it up there,we fished at elephant butte and skiied at mount baldie lots of trips there as a kid,glad you're back

[Aggie]

congrats on the anny,i grew up in el paso and we went to the downs every year for the big race,loved it up there,we fished at elephant butte and skiied at mount baldie lots of trips there as a kid,glad you're back

Thanks!

I didn't know you grew up in El Paso! Wow, you have more experience there than me. My dad just finished building the house there last spring and I've only been there twice. I look forward to going a lot more and seeing the snow. I've only been in the spring/summer so far.

[Thebazile78]

I would like to know exactly what I did to Maria that made her such a bitch to me.

[grlNIN]

Elusive.

[ChrisTheCop]

I would like to know exactly what I did to Maria that made her such a bitch to me.

maybe you said her name when there was already music playing.

[Thebazile78]

maybe you said her name when there was already music playing.

Oh Chris, you're so much better than this!

[Aggie]

Chris needs to retire his LOST sig for next season. It makes me sad to look at it.

[ChrisTheCop]

Oh Chris, you're so much better than this!

....a girl like that will kill your brother.
forget that girl, and find another?

[ChrisTheCop]

Chris needs to retire his LOST sig for next season. It makes me sad to look at it.

brooks...and done.

[grlNIN]

Someone please change the title of this thread to "Use Google to find reviews of vacation spots, lazy asshole"?

[Aggie]

brooks...and done.

ugh, i knew it was going to be a sox one. and i got a bad pun too. you're killing me chris!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

I thought vacations were supposed to chill people out.

[razorboy]

I thought vacations were supposed to chill people out.

Too much RedBull Cola.

[Aggie]

I thought vacations were supposed to chill people out.

my bad...you're the bestest! thanks for changing your sig for me. :thumbup:

[ChrisTheCop]

too late. i will be mad at you forev----ahhhhhhh I cant stay made at you!!! Cmhere!

[Aggie]

too late. i will be mad at you forev----ahhhhhhh I cant stay made at you!!! Cmhere!

:wub: i could use a good chris hug.

[ChrisTheCop]

you realize theres a Lost pic in your sig rotation. :wallbash:

but i'm hugging you anyway.

[JerseyRich]

Can I have one too?

[mikeyboy]

You're all going to get frisked in the process.

force of habit.

[JerseyRich]

You're all going to get frisked in the process.

force of habit.


Nice...now I REALLY want one.

[ChrisTheCop]

sadly, i've actually hugged you more recently than i have her.
but ok...cmhere ya big lug.

[JerseyRich]

sadly, i've actually hugged you more recently than i have her.
but ok...cmhere ya big lug.

I've hugged you many more times that her...

I've NEVER HUGGED AGGIE!

[~Katja~]

I am amazed how fucking insensitive people with and without kids can be... wow...

[Aggie]

I know I suck Chris. I never take sigs out of rotation so sometimes they don't make sense. Like my Devils one but I'm too lazy. That was your ONLY sig for awhile.

I've hugged you many more times that her...

I've NEVER HUGGED AGGIE!

You were SO close! Stupid Jon.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=50&pictureid=641

[JerseyRich]

You were SO close! Stupid Jon.




Worst Jew cockblocker ever.

[hammersavage]

Worst Jew cockblocker ever.

So close

[~Katja~]

Worst Jew cockblocker ever.

he has hugged more of the chicks on the site than you have

[Aggie]

he has hugged more of the chicks on the site than you have

But hugging hammersavage should count for 10 chicks...he has a chance.

[hammersavage]

But hugging hammersavage should count for 10 chicks...he has a chance.

I'm gonna take this as a compliment.

[Hottub]

Yeah, Mama Not Cumia.:innocent:

[JerseyRich]

he has hugged more of the chicks on the site than you have

I will not dispute this.

What a creep.

[ToiletCrusher]

Welcome to our newest member, TakeTST

I assume TST is a boner pill of some sort.

[JerseyRich]

Why so Old? Why so Horny?

[Marc with a c]

any jury he's on is grand.

[hammersavage]

slurper

[drjoek]

apparently crispy can

[BlackSpider]

It's like cockroaches when someone turns on the light...


* edit* If cockroaches were moths...
(better Katja)

[~Katja~]

It's like cockroaches when someone turns on the light...

don't they scurry away though??

[hammersavage]

don't they scurry away though??

They pile under the light and ask questions I thought.

[BlackSpider]

don't they scurry away though??

I edited that post. (take notice to the "reason for edit" space)...

[~Katja~]

I edited that post. (take notice to the "reason for edit" space)...

better...

[Crispy123]

Its not true, Dr Franklin. :wink:

[BlackSpider]

Scurry, scurry, flap. flap ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sizzle...

[~Katja~]

Scurry, scurry, flap. flap ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sizzle...

offline?

[BlackSpider]

offline?

That was the sound of a roach turning into a moth, and burning up in the flame...

[Crispy123]

That was the sound of a roach turning into a moth, and burning up in the flame...

I don't think insects can randomly morph into other insects.

[BlackSpider]

I don't think insects can randomly morph into other insects.

I'll give the catapillars the bad news...

[Crispy123]

As much as I dislike you, you are a funny son of a bitch!

http://www.scottslink.com/cheertumbling/pics/laughing-smiley2.gif

[underdog]

The reason the internet was invented? (http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/)

Just keep refreshing.

[drjoek]

Mikeyboy loves that blog joke.

[ToiletCrusher]

You all suck.

[RoseBlood]

I spend way to much time here.

[JerseyRich]

I don't spend enough time here.
Agreed

[EliSnow]

I spend way to much time here.

I was going to say the same thing.

[~Katja~]

I spend way to much time here.

not really, but I will take a bit of a break for a while soon

[RoseBlood]

I was going to say the same thing.

About yourself or myself?

Either way, I agree! :tongue:

[RoseBlood]

not really, but I will take a bit of a break for a while soon

:sad:

Enjoy the mother land :drunk: !!!

btw.. is this the first time Lukas will be visiting Germany?

[~Katja~]

:sad:

Enjoy the mother land :drunk: !!!

btw.. is this the first time Lukas will be visiting Germany?

nope it's his 3rd.
We went when he was 11 month old which was the trip his dad tried to hook up with the waitress at my mom's b-day party... and I took him when he was 2 years old right after x-mas into New Years.
Now he will be turning 4 while we are there.
He is excited.

[Aggie]

not really, but I will take a bit of a break for a while soon

noooooo, it makes my 4 days seem like nothing. will you post at all while you're there or is almost a month minus katja?

[~Katja~]

noooooo, it makes my 4 days seem like nothing. will you post at all while you're there or is almost a month minus katja?

I'll log on here and there... my mom finally got wireless so I can lounge on the couch while they watch silly shows and log in... but I will be at the lake for a few days and I doubt I'll have any internet... and my phone will be off cause roaming costs a fortune

[Misteriosa]

nope it's his 3rd.
We went when he was 11 month old which was the trip his dad tried to hook up with the waitress at my mom's b-day party... and I took him when he was 2 years old right after x-mas into New Years.
Now he will be turning 4 while we are there.
He is excited.

i want you to post your fam singing "Zum Geburtstag viel Glück" to him! :clap:

[RoseBlood]

nope it's his 3rd.
We went when he was 11 month old which was the trip his dad tried to hook up with the waitress at my mom's b-day party... and I took him when he was 2 years old right after x-mas into New Years.
Now he will be turning 4 while we are there.
He is excited.

Ohh I am excited for him. It's great that he will see and experience some of his heritage and he's getting old enough to remember this trip.

[~Katja~]

i want you to post your fam singing "Zum Geburtstag viel Glück" to him! :clap:

hehe, I will randomly put videos up on youtube so you all don't miss me to much

[~Katja~]

Ohh I am excited for him. It's great that he will see and experience some of his heritage and he's getting old enough to remember this trip.

yeah, he associates my mom with the beach so this morning I told him 2 more days before we go and he wanted to pack his beach towel... haha he insisted and was holding it in the car all the way to the daycare

[RoseBlood]

SaSs Gvac sASS SAsS gVaC SasS SaSS GvAcmObILe SaSS gVaCnOmoRE sAss saSS

[EliSnow]

About yourself or myself?

Either way, I agree! :tongue:

Well, I just came back from a week long absence of posting so ....

[Freitag]

I'm not sure if posts were deleted in that thread, and if so, disregard.

But if not, Fez's anger towards Casey is confusing to me. Casey's ONE post in this thread is her admission that she ordered too late and didn't want to pay 30 extra dollars in shipping costs for flowers.

Knowing that Dave and Casey have money problems, why is not wanting to pay 30 extra bucks for shipping sponsor-bashing when Casey admitted it was too late to get regular shipping?

[Raskolnikov]

There's something seriously fucking wrong with me today! I've been getting so much sleep these past three days, and I still feel tired, mindless, and numb. Yesterday, I had a good 16 hours of sleep, and yet woke up feeling like a zombie. I feel the same now today, after having woke up three hours ago after having had 14 hours of sleep. I can't think, I can't do anything I enjoy, and I can't think of a single thing to post on any of the threads I've been on here. I can't even start new paragraphs in my posts. Right now, I'm not evenentirely fucking sure what I'm doing or saying at this very minute. I'm completely detached. This looked to me, then, like a good place to post. I am seriously not in my right mind right now. I feel like screaming, but I can't. Just about every time I ever got a lot of sleep, woke up in the morning, took vitamins, and ate breakfast, I've felt good, energized, and had a sharp, alert, and compltely, efficiently working mind; but NOT TODAY. Wow, I wonder what it's like for a coherent person to be reading this post right npw. I don't feel like myself today. Ughhhhhh .... bleaaaghhj!

[Raskolnikov]

There's something seriously fucking wrong with me today! I've been getting so much sleep these past three days, and I still feel tired, mindless, and numb. Yesterday, I had a good 16 hours of sleep, and yet woke up feeling like a zombie. I feel the same now today, after having woke up three hours ago after having had 14 hours of sleep. I can't think, I can't do anything I enjoy, and I can't think of a single thing to post on any of the threads I've been on here. I can't even start new paragraphs in my posts. Right now, I'm not evenentirely fucking sure what I'm doing or saying at this very minute. I'm completely detached. This looked to me, then, like a good place to post. I am seriously not in my right mind right now. I feel like screaming, but I can't. Just about every time I ever got a lot of sleep, woke up in the morning, took vitamins, and ate breakfast, I've felt good, energized, and had a sharp, alert, and compltely, efficiently working mind; but NOT TODAY. Wow, I wonder what it's like for a coherent person to be reading this post right npw. I don't feel like myself today. Ughhhhhh .... bleaaaghhj!

[Raskolnikov]

Hey! Why the fuck can't I delete my posts?!

[RoseBlood]

Sleeping 14/16 hours a day is never good, even if you feel you're playing catch up. Is there a reason you are sleeping so much? Bored? Depressed? Sounds like you're in a bad cycle.

[RoseBlood]

Love poems are only welcomed when it's from someone you actually love.

Getting them from the weird guy who works at Spencers next door to you in the mall is creepy.

Getting them from some board character named falcon95 is grounds for a restraining order.

[~Katja~]

Hey! Why the fuck can't I delete my posts?!


the option to edit or delete is not available after a certain amount of time has passed... I believe it is 15 or 30 minutes

[RoseBlood]

the option to edit or delete is not available after a certain amount of time has passed... I believe it is 15 or 30 minutes

The mods get all the breaks. It's like they are living it up in First Class while we're squished and sweaty back here in Coach.

Hippos resigned to the cargo area, I'm in the overhead compartment and Savage was just given a parachute and a kick to the butt. :down:

[Aggie]

Love poems are only welcomed when it's from someone you actually love.

Getting them from the weird guy who works at Spencers next door to you in the mall is creepy.

Getting them from some board character named falcon95 is grounds for a restraining order.


Yeah, do guys really think the gesture will be enough to make us swoon over a complete stranger? :thumbdown:

[JerseyRich]

Yeah, do guys really think the gesture will be enough to make us swoon over a complete stranger? :thumbdown:

No. That's what Proflowers.com is for.
:innocent:

[RoseBlood]

:flush:

[ToiletCrusher]

I figure that all women are already swooning over me.

[JerseyRich]

All women are stupid and ugly.

[~Katja~]

I figure that all women are already swooning over me.

They are... you and your pork loin:wub:

[Gvac]

All women are stupid and ugly.

Now you're learning.

[RoseBlood]

Stop looking in the mirror.

[JerseyRich]

Stop looking in the mirror.

I know I'm stupid...but look at me...How could anyone think I'm ugly?

[RoseBlood]

I know I'm stupid...but look at me...How could anyone think I'm ugly?

I wasn't calling you ugly or stupid. I was referring to your soft delicate feminine features.

[JerseyRich]

I wasn't calling you ugly or stupid. I was referring to your soft delicate feminine features.


oh. fair enough.

[~Katja~]

I know I'm stupid...but look at me...How could anyone think I'm ugly?


what do you think, Rose... should I tell him? Or will you do it?





are you coddling him again?

[RoseBlood]

oh. fair enough.
i'll say..

[JerseyRich]

i'll say..

And that's me with a tan.

[ToiletCrusher]

And that's me with a tan.

During winter, is the reflection off your skin similar to that of the reflection off of snow?

[JerseyRich]

During winter, is the reflection off your skin similar to that of the reflection off of snow?

Very similar.

People often try to ski down me. It's embarrassing.

[ToiletCrusher]

Very similar.

People often try to ski down me. It's embarrassing.


Remind me during this coming winter to call you SnowRich.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

beards suck, they make you 22.6% uglier


mustaches make you 10000% uglier, so you are lucky

[~Katja~]

beards suck, they make you 22.6% uglier


mustaches make you 10000% uglier, so you are lucky


this is horrible math... and in Rich's case definitely wrong.

[JerseyRich]

beards suck, they make you 22.6% uglier


mustaches make you 10000% uglier, so you are lucky

What does a giant 2nd chin make you?

[ToiletCrusher]

What does a giant 2nd chin make you?

impotent.

[JerseyRich]

Someone has some Daddy issues.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/03/Rabbi.jpg

[snowman95]

We were altar boys together.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What does a giant 2nd chin make you?


a recipient of a mediocre fat joke


whats next more chins then a Chinese Phone Book

[JerseyRich]

a recipient of a mediocre fat joke


whats next more chins then a Chinese Phone Book

That was a low blow...I think you actually weigh less than me at this point anyway.

[Marc with a c]

That was a low blow...I think you actually weigh less than me at this point anyway.

wow. who would've guessed vest are slimming.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That was a low blow...I think you actually weigh less than me at this point anyway.


199 lbs, finally under 200

[JerseyRich]

199 lbs, finally under 200

I would love to be at that again.

[RoseBlood]

I would love to be at that again.
But you are taller than Hippos.

[EliSnow]

wow. who would've guessed vest are slimming.

Well, JerseyRich did. Why else would he own so many of those things these days?

[JerseyRich]

But you are taller than Hippos.

Lil Bit.

[ToiletCrusher]

190 pounds here.

[JerseyRich]

Well, JerseyRich did. Why else would you own so many of those things these days?

These days?

Open a magazine once in a while...you might find out that Superman and Batman tshirts are no longer considered fashionable.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im still soft though, I need muscle

some crunches should help,

then my weight will be more than Rich

[JerseyRich]

Im still soft though, I need muscle

some crunches should help,

then my weight will be more than Rich

Don't wish such a thing upon yourself.

[EliSnow]

Open a magazine once in a while...you might find out that Superman and Batman tshirts are no longer considered fashionable.

Good thing I don't wear them that often or in public.

[~Katja~]

These days?

Open a magazine once in a while...you might find out that Superman and Batman tshirts are no longer considered fashionable.


you are reading the wrong magazines

[Marc with a c]

you are reading the wrong magazines

"unsexy instruments" and "sleeveless in jersey" are never the wrong magazines.

[JerseyRich]

you are reading the wrong magazines

I must be.

http://citycyclops.com/see/wizard-cover.jpg

[JerseyRich]

"unsexy instruments" and "sleeveless in jersey" are never the wrong magazines.

Lifetime Subs to each of those.

[hammersavage]

Hippos resigned to the cargo area, I'm in the overhead compartment and Savage was just given a parachute and a kick to the butt. :down:

Please be careful with my sensitive gluts.



And the women around here take it too easy on most of the men. They are a better species then us, act accordingly. I do.

[EliSnow]

The mods get all the breaks. It's like they are living it up in First Class while we're squished and sweaty back here in Coach.

Hippos resigned to the cargo area, I'm in the overhead compartment and Savage was just given a parachute and a kick to the butt. :down:

Hey, keep that curtain closed! We don't want to see what's happening in the cheap seats.

[hammersavage]

Hey, keep that curtain closed! We don't want to see what's happening in the cheap seats.

Were you the one who kicked me?

[EliSnow]

Were you the one who kicked me?

That's what the flight attendants are for.

[hammersavage]

I don't want Westley outed.






I know the truth anyway.

[underdog]

One of my old friends is married to Chris Simcox and he's running for Arizona state senate against McCain.

She used to be such a nice girl (I guess she still is). She was the person who took me to NYC for the first time.

Her father is a Greek immigrant and she married the head of the Minutemen. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

[K.C.]

Is there any way to ban entire message board from another message board?

[BlackSpider]

Thanks Hottub...

[epo]

Goddamn are the record companies fuckin' stupid. I'm trying to embed some of their shitty videos and they block them. All I offer is free exposure to music people haven't probably haven't heard in years.

God forbid anybody might remember said music and I dunno.....buy it?

[~Katja~]

Goddamn are the record companies fuckin' stupid. I'm trying to embed some of their shitty videos and they block them. All I offer is free exposure to music people haven't probably haven't heard in years.

God forbid anybody might remember said music and I dunno.....buy it?

I hate when that happens but don't blame record companies, anybody uploading a video can select that option

[epo]

I hate when that happens but don't blame record companies, anybody uploading a video can select that option

These were uploaded by the record companies...hence my bitchyness.

[BlackSpider]

Thank you for saying what needed to be said.
I don't wanna see another one of these...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

married and together with your right hand does not count creep

[PapaBear]

Mikeyboy is saying "fuck" a lot tonight.:ohmy:

[ToiletCrusher]

It is drizzling but thundering like a bad ass.

[ToiletCrusher]

Welcome to our newest member, mikegod37

Knock it off, mikeyboy!

[Raskolnikov]

the option to edit or delete is not available after a certain amount of time has passed... I believe it is 15 or 30 minutes

Dammit! Well, that's okay.

I blame Mark with a C for that vomit in text form. He encouraged me to post it, and now look what he got! How can I be held responsible?! :laugh: I was out of my fucking mind that day, and then I come along and find a thread that encourages me to write whatever is on my mind, even if it's a textual abomination that should have been deleted before it could see the light of day like the message I just posted. So, you see, your Honor?! I can't be blamed!

Seriously, though. I'm still embarassed by that. Can some mod please erase that Glaubitz-like, maniacal rambling from this plane of sanity?

Wait a minute! I went to delete that post the second I submitted it! It wasn't "15-30 minutes!" WTF?!

I'm feeling much better now, though. As you can all see, I'm back to my normal state-of-mind. I feel as sharp and alert as ever, and ready to rape a sheep! Uh-oh ... :down:

[hammersavage]

Is there a thread like 'give a gift to a fellow member'?

[Marc with a c]

don't worry about it buddy. nobody read it.

[mikeyboy]

Is there a thread like 'give a gift to a fellow member'?

There was. paulisded started it last year. It was some kind of FBA tradition. It didn't really catch on here.

[Marc with a c]

Is there a thread like 'give a gift to a fellow member'?

yes.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80798

[mikeyboy]

yes.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80798

Take that, Dude!

[hammersavage]

There was. paulisded started it last year. It was some kind of FBA tradition. It didn't really catch on here.

Well then he ripped me off.

yes.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80798

Virtual gifts

[hammersavage]

There was. paulisded started it last year. It was some kind of FBA tradition. It didn't really catch on here.

I found the thread, I should have been more specific. I mean virtual gifts. Like give mikey a razor or underdog an Adam Lambert poster. Things of that nature.

[Gvac]

I found the thread, I should have been more specific. I mean virtual gifts. Like give mikey a razor or underdog an Adam Lambert poster. Things of that nature.

Holy East Side Dave speak!

[Marc with a c]

or hammersavage a beating.

[hammersavage]

Holy East Side Dave speak!

Thank you for picking up on that.

or hammersavage a beating.

And now my feelings are hurt

[Marc with a c]

And now my feeling are hurt

but only virtually.

[epo]

These nerds can't do math anymore.

[hammersavage]

Listen pally, I can do math pretty well.

[Gvac]

When I move to Tennessee in a few months I expect a HUGE bash.

And by huge I mean attended by women of questionable moral fiber.

And questionable legality as far as age of consent.

I don't give a fuck if anybody from any message boards shows up.

[~Katja~]

When I move to Tennessee in a few months I expect a HUGE bash.

And by huge I mean attended by women of questionable moral fiber.

And questionable legality as far as age of consent.

I don't give a fuck if anybody from any message boards shows up.

so you want a party in the czech republic?

[hammersavage]

I will let the ladies from teenagecutters.com know.

[epo]

so you want a party in the czech republic?

You certainly will make an "understanding" wife for Gvac.

[~Katja~]

You certainly will make an "understanding" wife for Gvac.
not just that, I speak their commie language too

[Gvac]

What is the age of consent in that God forsaken corner of the globe?

[hammersavage]

The age of consent in the Czech Republic is 15, as specified by the Czech Penal Code, Section 242, which reads: "A person who has sexual intercourse with a child under fifteen (15) years of age or who sexually abuses such a person by other way shall be sentenced to imprisonment for at least one and at most eight years."


Until 1961, homosexual acts were illegal. The new Penal Code, introduced in that year, decriminalised homosexual acts but specified an age of consent for such acts of 18. In 1990, this, and other discrepancies, were removed and the age of consent was reduced to 15, in line with heterosexual acts.






Yea I knew that off the top of my head, so what?

[hammersavage]

You could have been doing homosexual acts there for 30 years now.

[Marc with a c]

Yea I knew that off the top of my head, so what?

that was fast. was that in the FAQs or something?

[Gvac]

15???

HOLY SHIT!!!

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[~Katja~]

What is the age of consent in that God forsaken corner of the globe?
what ever happened to trust? Trust the smart woman!

[~Katja~]

that was fast. was that in the FAQs or something?
yeah , on teen cutters

[Marc with a c]

i'll see that fifteen and raise you this one.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z159/vintagevagrant/Brooke-Shields---Blue-Lagoon-Pho-1.jpg

[hammersavage]

I call

[~Katja~]

i'll see that fifteen and raise you this one.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z159/vintagevagrant/Brooke-Shields---Blue-Lagoon-Pho-1.jpg


so sad, I friggn LOVED that movie

[epo]

what ever happened to trust? Trust the smart woman!

I don't understand why Gvac won't trust his wife.

[Gvac]

This country is so prudish with its age of consent laws. 18? They're practically at menopause at that age.

A hundred years ago if a chick wasn't married by the time she was 16 she was a spinster.

When did we get so weird?

[hammersavage]

I love that in the old days that women who were close to giving birth would carry around pickle juice in a jar. So in case their water broke, they would drop the jar because it was unlady like to break water in public. We really have regressed in some aspects.

[Marc with a c]

you believe that?

they carried the pickle jar around so if their water broke they put a pickle in their vagina so the baby wouldn't come out.

[hammersavage]

I miss the 60's.

[~Katja~]

This country is so prudish with its age of consent laws. 18? They're practically at menopause at that age.

A hundred years ago if a chick wasn't married by the time she was 16 she was a spinster.

When did we get so weird?

when we started living past 45...

[~Katja~]

you believe that?

they carried the pickle jar around so if their water broke they put a pickle in their vagina so the baby wouldn't come out.

and as a snack for the baby for it's long way through the birth canal

[Marc with a c]

"yeah well the thing about the old days is they the old days."

[hammersavage]

D!!!!

[Marc with a c]

and as a snack for the baby for it's long way through the birth canal

babies can't eat pickles.

[Gvac]

We really have regressed in some aspects.

Tell me about it.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/70sKidsBook.jpg

[Marc with a c]

D!!!!

nope. slim.

[~Katja~]

babies can't eat pickles.
shhh, I needed an excuse when the doc found it there

[Marc with a c]

shhh, I needed an excuse when the doc found it there

do you have vagina calluses?

[hammersavage]

nope. slim.

Ugh, I suck. I posted without thinking, I'm better than that.



You fight on that lie!

[~Katja~]

do you have vagina calluses?
no, the vinegar in pickles is great for the skin

[EliSnow]

There was a time when anyone with a cock and balls would have gotten that movie reference.

[ChrisTheCop]

Just cause someone doesnt scream "Fletch! Fletch! Fletch!" doesnt mean they didnt get it.

[Thebazile78]

when we started living past 45...

... because we now have effective means of birth control, clean water, and sterile medical instruments ...

(I think we now know why Greg's still single.)

[EliSnow]

Just cause someone doesnt scream "Fletch! Fletch! Fletch!" doesnt mean they didnt get it.

Not really looking for someone to do that.

[Aggie]

:smoke: This is page 420 of this thread! (for me anyway)

[hammersavage]

This is page 525 for me. I can only handle 20 posts per page.

[ChrisTheCop]

this is page brown acid for me.

[ChrisTheCop]

Decency please. A man is dead.
The same hack joke on such a sad day. Shameful.

[RoseBlood]

This country is so prudish with its age of consent laws. 18? They're practically at menopause at that age.

A hundred years ago if a chick wasn't married by the time she was 16 she was a spinster.

When did we get so weird?

Have you seen pictures of 18 yr. olds from 100 yrs ago? My mother looks younger than they did.

[hammersavage]

Fine.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Marc with a c]

it's all about the ions baby.