Post Purgatory

[disneyspy]

fez' homo is where the cock is

[RoseBlood]

And can we get a homophone dictionary out for everyone else?

PM-A-Homo-Phone would be a success around these parts.

[jauble]

PM-A-Homo-Phone would be a success around these parts.

It can also be started by marc and it will make more sense that way.

[Don Stugots]

"Hit the road jack
And don't come back
No more no more no more"

[Thebazile78]

week or weak?

Week = length of time comprised of 7 days (Last week, I was really cranky, but that's nothing compared to this week.)
Weak = not strong (The coffee machine is broken and brewed my espresso a bit too weak to wake me up today.)

[A.J.]

(And can we get a homophone dictionary out for everyone else? Because the confusion between "peak" and "peek" that seems to exist around here is driving me up the wall this week.)

You've piqued my interest.

[Judge Smails]

Week = length of time comprised of 7 days (Last week, I was really cranky, but that's nothing compared to this week.)
Weak = not strong (The coffee machine is broken and brewed my espresso a bit too weak to wake me up today.)

time or thyme?

[Thebazile78]

You've piqued my interest.

You, sir, have a sense of humor.

time or thyme?

thyme = an herb, often described as having a lemony flavor (which is only true of lemon thyme) and kind of smells like oregano & basil ... it "plays well with" herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley and oregano, but, frankly I wouldn't let it get too near any sage (I like to flavor my roasted potatoes with thyme and rosemary.)

time = the system of those sequential relations that any event has to any other, as past, present, or future; indefinite and continuous duration regarded as that in which events succeed one another (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/time) (If I weren't so bored, I'd never take the time to respond to your queries.)

[Judge Smails]

You, sir, have a sense of humor.



thyme = an herb, often described as having a lemony flavor (which is only true of lemon thyme) and kind of smells like oregano & basil ... it "plays well with" herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley and oregano, but, frankly I wouldn't let it get too near any sage (I like to flavor my roasted potatoes with thyme and rosemary.)

time = the system of those sequential relations that any event has to any other, as past, present, or future; indefinite and continuous duration regarded as that in which events succeed one another (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/time) (If I weren't so bored, I'd never take the time to respond to your queries.)

too or to or two?

[ChrisTheCop]

too or to or two?

need or knead?

may, May, or Mae?

No, know, Moe, mow, Ho, hoe?

Boos? Booze?

[ChrisTheCop]

Sirius or serious?

exam or xm?

[Judge Smails]

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[Thebazile78]

too or to or two?

Missy took care of that one somewhere, but I also explicated it as a "Liz-peeve" earlier in this very thread.

Link HERE (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2066479&postcount=5680)

need or knead?

may, May, or Mae?

No, know, Moe, mow, Ho, hoe?

Boos? Booze?

Now you're getting ridiculous. And I like you, Chris. Why d'ya have to do this to me?

need = a necessity (I need to go home at 3pm today.)
knead = something you do to bread dough to develop gluten (Knead the dough until it's smooth and pliable, about 5 minutes.)

may = a request for permission (May I be excused?)
May = a month following April, but preceding June (Matty and I were married in May.)
Mae = a woman's name (Mae West was one of the first sexpot comediennes.)

no = a negative response (No, I don't want to go to Mexico.)
know = to perceive or understand as a fact or truth (I know more about Newark than I'd care to.)

Moe = a man's name (Many people will say that Moe Howard was their favorite of the Three Stooges, but I've always been partial to Shemp.)
mow = cut down (Go outside and mow the lawn!)

[razorboy]

I thought about making a Horst Wessel Lied joke, but it just seemed in poor taste.

[Don Stugots]

Doe a deer a female deer

Or

Dough a dear a femail dear

[razorboy]

Now your just trying too get her two loose it.

[EliSnow]

cum or come?

[ChrisTheCop]

Now your just trying too get her two loose it.

wai wood wii dew that?

[Don Stugots]

I did not not mean too

[Thebazile78]

Ugh. I hate you:

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That last one is worse because it's a combination of solfege (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/solfege) and homophonic puns (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun).

Oh Rodgers and Hammerstein, how I loathe you!

(And it's "do" versus "doe" as the solfege syllable is spelled "do" but pronounced "doe.")

[Thebazile78]

All of you are evil little boys.

[ChrisTheCop]

All of you are evil little boys.

because we float on the water, right?

[Thebazile78]

because we float on the water, right?

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And the word you were looking for is buoy.

[Tall_James]

I just wanted the excuse to post this again.

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[Thebazile78]

That's fuckin' hypnotic, dude.

[britneypablo]

I just wanted the excuse to post this again.

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<font color="deeppink"> why would u ever need an excuse...this should be burnt into everyones retinas....its so beautiful

[drjoek]

Stop!!!!!!




Hammer Time!!!!

[jauble]

I got the Pittsburgh job...I guess Obama president nah?

[disneyspy]

congrats jauble?

[ChrisTheCop]

I got the Pittsburgh job...I guess Obama president nah?

what job is that? pd?

[jauble]

what job is that? pd?

No this is for a financial contractor. I get to be a middle man.

[Hottub]

No this is for a financial contractor. I get to be a middle man.

Why so gay?

[ChrisTheCop]

No this is for a financial contractor. I get to be a middle man.

The American dream! Congrats!

Youll be kinda closer to civilization now.

[Dougie Brootal]

I got the Pittsburgh job...I guess Obama president nah?

congrats budday!

[ToiletCrusher]

I got the Pittsburgh job...I guess Obama president nah?

No this is for a financial contractor. I get to be a middle man.

Way to Go BUDDAY!!!

[RoseBlood]

+ spoon

i'm glad she doesn't post here much because everytime i read one of hers, I read it in her voice. :sad:

I just wanted the excuse to post this again.

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I hear that's how hammersavage dances.

Oh, Congrats mr. jauble :happy:

[mikeyboy]

I get to be a middle man.

Like a rotisserie?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

No this is for a financial contractor. I get to be a middle man.

Going along with the Mod humor...

like a spit roast?

[Friday]

recently, your posts make me want to do this:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/cosmicherosa/pukegirlsp7.gif

[EliSnow]

recently, your posts make me want to do this:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/cosmicherosa/pukegirlsp7.gif

Sorry.

[hammersavage]

Lil Wayne on Around the Horn right now.

I wonder if he'll win???

[hammersavage]

I hear that's how hammersavage dances.


Got my name from how I dress. You love it.

[lleeder]

Lil Wayne on Around the Horn right now.

I wonder if he'll win???

Weezy or Wayne?

[lleeder]

How could he not win Album of the Year? Robert Plant and Alison Krauss never could be on Around The Horn.

[hammersavage]

He's horrendous and he's still way better than Skip Bayless. Seriously, that guy couldn't be worse.

[lleeder]

He's horrendous and he's still way better than Skip Bayless. Seriously, that guy couldn't be worse.

He aint positive he's definite. He knows the game like he's refing it.

[hammersavage]

Woody Paige makes my happy my grandparents are dead.

[lleeder]

Woody Paige makes my happy my grandparents are dead.

Why were they unfunny hacks?

[hammersavage]

Whoa! Joe Johnson, Durant and Mayo for HORSE at the All Star game. They couldn't have picked better.

[lleeder]

Nice he goes after LT during his Face Time. Best appearance ever.

[hammersavage]

Little Twinkletoes!

BURN!!!

[joethebartender]

I really hate "around the horn" & "PTI". Why can't ESPN put on a show where you don't need sound to appreciate it during happy hour? Some highlights or something! Who the fuck wants to stare at these mugs.
(like it was a glass of milk)

[lleeder]

I really hate "around the horn" & "PTI". Why can't ESPN put on a show where you don't need sound to appreciate it during happy hour? Some highlights or something! Who the fuck wants to stare at these mugs.
(like it was a glass of milk)

I like bars that put the subtitles on so you can read the dialogue.

[ToiletCrusher]

Pardon the Interruption ladies and gentlemen but I was looking Around the Horn and had a few observations. It seems that these shows cater to people who want the in your face style of impact sports journalism. I mean has the whole country gone mad with and become disillusioned about what makes for good sports talk tv shows. We don't need horns and apologies when we want to interrupt someone but what we need is some good fashioned... oh, joethebartender did a rant similar to this already.

[joethebartender]

I like bars that put the subtitles on so you can read the dialogue.

Do you really care what these mooks have to say?

[razorboy]

You know what I really hate? Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption.

[JerseyRich]

Are things not happy at home? Why so angry lately?

Did Lil' Wayne put anger in your heart?

[lleeder]

Are things not happy at home? Why so angry lately?

Did Lil' Wayne put anger in your heart?

I'm ok. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76768)

[joethebartender]

Toiletcrusher: horses take a while to beat to death before you can beat a dead horse.


not if you're Gabriel Saez on Eight Belles in the derby last year.

http://machochip.com/Gabriel%20Saez%20Eight%20Belles-thumb.jpeg

PETA Rampage: Eight Belles Jockey Gabriel Saez Under Investigation, Getting Whipped.
May-5-08 2:15pm
There's controversy brewing around Gabriel Saez. He's the jockey that was riding second place Kentucky Derby horse "Eight Belles" and he's been accused of cracking the whip excessively after it appeared that the horse was in trouble during the race. :thumbdown:

[ToiletCrusher]

forgot about that

[jauble]

Ha I just saw my new modquote.

[disneyspy]

Ha I just saw my new modquote.

thanx for the burgerdog advice

[jauble]

thanx for the burgerdog advice

I think that was my most innocent one.

[Gvac]

This certainly puts things in perspective. (http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Taxes/million.htm)

One of the guys on CNBC's Fast Money put it this way today and it blew my mind - If you were born at the time of Christ and spent one million dollars every single day from then until now (2009) you still wouldn't have spent a trillion dollars.

[Tenbatsuzen]

This certainly puts things in perspective. (http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Taxes/million.htm)

One of the guys on CNBC's Fast Money put it this way today and it blew my mind - If you were born at the time of Christ and spent one million dollars every single day from then until now (2009) you still wouldn't have spent a trillion dollars.

Jesus would have been an awesome fund manager. I mean, the Dude turned water into wine, just imagine his stock picks.

[Marc with a c]

good thing it wasn't brewster's billions.

[Tenbatsuzen]

good thing it wasn't brewster's billions.

In answer to your question elsewhere, I get laid and I get paid, so yeah, I win a lot.

[Marc with a c]

In answer to your question elsewhere, I get laid and I get paid, so yeah, I win a lot.

i'm not sure if that is a quote from somewhere, but if not it is way too serious.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i'm not sure if that is a quote from somewhere, but if not it is way too serious.

not really a quote. It's just 11 o'clock and I slept between 6p and 8:30 so now my clock's all fucked up.

[mikeyboy]

In answer to your question elsewhere, I get laid and I get paid, so yeah, I win a lot.

You make it very hard to disagree with Sin.

[Friday]

i will whee when i want to whee, fuckface.

:annoyed:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow you let a Blink 182 Fanboy become a longtime mod

term limits please

[styckx]

I would be banned if I contributed to this other then this post.

[hammersavage]

I think you mean Stink182.

[Gvac]

For the man that has everything (except a life) (http://i.gizmodo.com/5150019/the-joydck-mods-your-penis-into-a-joystick-nsfw?skyline=true&s=x)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/02/Picture_1_02.png

Yes...it turns your penis into a joystick.

Might be fun if you weren't the one playing the game...

[mikeyboy]

wow you let a Blink 182 Fanboy become a longtime mod

term limits please

He's been a mod longer than I have. I take no responsibility for that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think you mean Stink182.



you saw that clever wordplay

[hammersavage]

For the man that has everything (except a life) (http://i.gizmodo.com/5150019/the-joydck-mods-your-penis-into-a-joystick-nsfw?skyline=true&s=x)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/02/Picture_1_02.png

Yes...it turns your penis into a joystick.

Might be fun if you weren't the one playing the game...

What happens when you cum all over the console?

[Tenbatsuzen]

You make it very hard to disagree with Sin.

Who says I'm not a douchebag? I'm not so insulted by his implication, it's the fact that if someone stands up to him just a little bit, he finds a pussy way out instead of trying to hang.

Seriously, the list of people who have lined up to take shots at me is long and distinguished. Sin is not special. His place in my heart falls somewhere between Mafia Life Chris and Upuuaut.

[RoseBlood]

I love that you need things spelled out too you (/sarcasm)

[hammersavage]

Oh you'll get yours mikey......you will get yours..........

[Friday]

FUCK

my heart hurts.

[hammersavage]

And there he goes, off the deep end.

[hammersavage]

FUCK

my heart hurts.

I'm sorry. It's not you, its me.

[Friday]

I'm sorry. It's not you, its me.

oh, go swallow a cock already. :bye:

[hammersavage]

Talk like that and your gonna go right on and win me back! :wink:

[Friday]

i had to post this madness somewhere here.
fuckin WDT... best place ever.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2381/3612068yx0.gif

[hedges]

That is hilarious...:lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

And there he goes, off the deep end.

Who, me?

[jauble]

Who, me?

I thought we were being pretty civil.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I thought we were being pretty civil.

I think this is more about the MikeB / Dan from Hoboken garbage.

[jauble]

ah ok, well keep up the good fight Im off to the land of nod (hopefully)

[Gvac]

Funny how this place is so anal about sig pic size but lets the left column become a cluttered mess.

If we have to have those stupid mod quotes, can't it be limited to one sentence?

Ever since we've had the ability to add avatars I think they're kind of old hat anyway.

[SinFiction]

Who says I'm not a douchebag? I'm not so insulted by his implication, it's the fact that if someone stands up to him just a little bit, he finds a pussy way out instead of trying to hang.

Seriously, the list of people who have lined up to take shots at me is long and distinguished. Sin is not special. His place in my heart falls somewhere between Mafia Life Chris and Upuuaut.

I didn't delete you btw. I wanted to keep you around so I could keep beating you like the bitch you are. I hope you come back for the tourney. I got a special spot for ya.

[Lil oc]

I like him :)

[Goatweed]

Who says I'm not a douchebag? I'm not so insulted by his implication, it's the fact that if someone stands up to him just a little bit, he finds a pussy way out instead of trying to hang.

Seriously, the list of people who have lined up to take shots at me is long and distinguished. Sin is not special. His place in my heart falls somewhere between Mafia Life Chris and Upuuaut.



Whoa, you don't see an Upuuaut reference every day - that's old school gangsta shit right there.

[EliSnow]

God, we really need to get you a dictionary.

[Freitag]

I didn't delete you btw. I wanted to keep you around so I could keep beating you like the bitch you are. I hope you come back for the tourney. I got a special spot for ya.

Don't really care. The only reason I went back is because I was asked to come back, knowing full well I was going to be deleted within a week.

Did you seriously think I would change my posting style or my attitude to be accepted by people? Go back and re-read my last post at FTB if you did.

[Freitag]

Whoa, you don't see an Upuuaut reference every day - that's old school gangsta shit right there.

I knew someone like yourself would appreciate that one.

[hammersavage]

Who, me?

SP1 was what I was referring to.

You can't go off the deep end when you are always there Matty.

[Thebazile78]

.....

You can't go off the deep end when you are always there Matty.

http://www.weirdal.com/images/alb7.jpg

Good album. Not as good as Poodle Hat, but still good.

[Freitag]

SP1 was what I was referring to.

You can't go off the deep end when you are always there Matty.

I'm a big boy. I can swim!

glub glub glub

[EliSnow]

I can't wait until Bro! starts posting here.

[RhinoinMN]

I can't wait until Bro! starts posting here.

:lol:

[Thebazile78]

I was thinking about this the other day:

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[ToiletCrusher]

i think tonight I'm going to try to check someone through the glass.

[Friday]

breathe in, breathe out.

[Don Stugots]

breathe in, breathe out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1bwzZCik0

[RhinoinMN]

I was thinking about this the other day:

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Ahhhhhhhh a Red Snappah..iss vedy tasty.

[Thebazile78]

Ahhhhhhhh a Red Snappah..iss vedy tasty.

I was actually going for "Stupid! You so stupid!"

It was hard, but I managed not to shout that at work yesterday.

[lleeder]

I'm happy Pantera made the top 36.

[Slumbag]

Can you spare some clutter, me brother?
http://www.piratesk12site.net/clockworkorange360.jpg

[hammersavage]

I wish I was in the inner circle once, just for the Oscar party. All I do is watch film for fucks sake.

[weekapaugjz]

I was thinking about this the other day:

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I was actually going for "Stupid! You so stupid!"

It was hard, but I managed not to shout that at work yesterday.

one of my favorite scenes and lines from a movie ever. i quote it all the time.

[underdog]

I wish I was in the inner circle once, just for the Oscar party. All I do is watch film for fucks sake.

You could be in my inner circle.

[hammersavage]

Tease

[underdog]

Tease

There's an Oscar party at my house.

I went to my friends Oscar party last year and her house and tv were both too small, so I drunkenly told her she could have the party at my house this year. So she emailed me a couple of weeks ago asking if I was serious, and I said sure (I like having people over). So she sent out an evite. She invited 70 people. SEVENTY PEOPLE to my house. And put in a comment of "feel free to bring whoever!". So, she basically invited 140 people to my home for an Oscar party.

[weekapaugjz]

There's an Oscar party at my house.

I went to my friends Oscar party last year and her house and tv were both too small, so I drunkenly told her she could have the party at my house this year. So she emailed me a couple of weeks ago asking if I was serious, and I said sure (I like having people over). So she sent out an evite. She invited 70 people. SEVENTY PEOPLE to my house. And put in a comment of "feel free to bring whoever!". So, she basically invited 140 people to my home for an Oscar party.

better buy a lot of kool-aid.

[underdog]

better buy a lot of kool-aid.

Seriously.

[hammersavage]

Boston board party!


I'm shooting 88% around here people, you all love it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

underdog is going to be overwhelmed at the oscars a gee gee gee

[hammersavage]

Underdog's place is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2 during Oscar geh geh geh

[hammersavage]

Underdog should play some Crowded House during Oscar geh geh geh

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jason Lee says my name is Oscar a gee gee gee

[hammersavage]

Invite Mark Kate and Ashley, Underdog will have a Full House come Oscar geh geh geh.

(more of an emmy joke, i know)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Queen Latifah and Underdog will be bringing down the house full of oscars

a gee gee gee

[lleeder]

There's an Oscar party at my house.

I went to my friends Oscar party last year and her house and tv were both too small, so I drunkenly told her she could have the party at my house this year. So she emailed me a couple of weeks ago asking if I was serious, and I said sure (I like having people over). So she sent out an evite. She invited 70 people. SEVENTY PEOPLE to my house. And put in a comment of "feel free to bring whoever!". So, she basically invited 140 people to my home for an Oscar party.

I'm shocked to find out that you're gay.

[hammersavage]

So thats what he meant by 'inner circle'

[underdog]

I'm shocked to find out that you're gay.

I really just use any excuse I can to drink with people or to get people to my house.

[JerseyRich]

Hi, I'm Rich and I'm addicted to this message board.

[midwestjeff]

Hi, I'm Jeff and I am addicted to this message board.

[hammersavage]

Hi Rich.

Hey, you used my Al picture. Nicely done!

[RoseBlood]

Ha! Love your new avatar :laugh:

[hammersavage]

I'll write an assist down in my log for that one.

[JerseyRich]

Hi Rich.

Hey, you used my Al picture. Nicely done!

Ha! Love your new avatar :laugh:

It's my first step to admitting my addiction...

Thanks guys. I knew I could count on your support in my time of need.

[JerseyRich]

Hi, I'm Jeff and I am addicted to this message board.

Hi Jeff.

[jauble]

Hi I'm Jeff and I'm an enabler.

[JerseyRich]

I really think I'm more addicted to the posters on this board than the physical board itself. You guys make me spit out drinks on a daily basis.

Gvac gave me an STD. I feel a little weird for thanking him, but it's the only thing that cheap prick has ever given me.

[hammersavage]

His name is Robert Paulson.

[JerseyRich]

Hi I'm Jeff and I'm an enabler.

Welcome Jeff. There's coffee and donuts in the corner.

[jauble]

Welcome Jeff. There's coffee and donuts in the corner.

Im on a weird recovery diet. I brought my own tea.

[hammersavage]

This is Hippo's. Hippo's has bitch tits.

[hammersavage]

I am Rose's complete lack of surprise.



I'm sorry, got off on a Fight Club tangent. Sorry Hip.

[JerseyRich]

I am Rose's complete lack of surprise.



I'm sorry, got off on a Fight Club tangent. Sorry Hip.


It's ok brother.

One day at a time.

[hammersavage]

Don't let Bossanova dictate your avatar's. Be strong littlefoot.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am Rose's complete lack of surprise.



I'm sorry, got off on a Fight Club tangent. Sorry Hip.


I was Meatloaf's stunt double

[ToiletCrusher]

wow. just wow.

[Gvac]

Fuck it.

I'm goin' country.

[hammersavage]

I'm goin' a little bit rock and roll.

[RoseBlood]

I'm so confused :huh:

[denko]

damn its windy

[hammersavage]

Feels like my house is gonna get riped up and fly to Oz.

[hammersavage]

Hope that plane didn't hit toilet crusher's house.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

wow that fucking sucked

[weekapaugjz]

Hope that plane didn't hit toilet crusher's house.

No, he lives in the city. That's way out in the suburbs. Flight came in from newark so I hope nobody from here had any loved ones traveling to buffalo.

[hammersavage]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/US/02/13/plane.crash.new.york/t1home.planecrash.wkbw.jpg

Clarence Center, New York near Buffalo. 49 dead. Probably worthy of its own thread but I don't have the gumption.

[jauble]

Hope that plane didn't hit toilet crusher's house.

down the street from one of his friends

[weekapaugjz]

Very sad story.

[hammersavage]

down the street from one of his friends

Shit.

I'm staying out of little planes for good. 747's only for me.

[MisterSmith]

I really, really don't want to be stuck at work today. I in just in one of those "f-it" moods and can't seem to shake it.

[ToiletCrusher]

I really, really don't want to be stuck at work today. I in just in one of those "f-it" moods and can't seem to shake it.

Lebowski style? Bowling?

[EliSnow]

I really, really don't want to be stuck at work today. I in just in one of those "f-it" moods and can't seem to shake it.

I was very close to saying fuck it, I'm working from home, but I have several things I need to get done today, and they can only be done at work.

[JerseyRich]

I guess people called out for a Wind Day today here at work...

A bunch of pansies aren't here.

oh well. Looks like I shall actually get some work done instead of listening to all their mindless cackling all day.

[RoseBlood]

The chat room gave Mojo Pink Eye.. just sayin'.

[Friday]

I guess people called out for a Wind Day today here at work...

A bunch of pansies aren't here.

oh well. Looks like I shall actually get some work done instead of listening to all their mindless cackling all day.

people called out for Wind? how strange... lol

Sarah's work (my old job) is having layoffs today. One from every department.
I told her they should post the list as if it were a Cast List on the cafeteria bulletin board.

[~Katja~]

I guess people called out for a Wind Day today here at work...

A bunch of pansies aren't here.

oh well. Looks like I shall actually get some work done instead of listening to all their mindless cackling all day.

but it's not windy today...

[Friday]

it's still pretty windy here... last night it was tornado windy! i was a'skeered.

[JerseyRich]

It sure is windy.

My toupee blew off when I walked out the front door this morning!

[JerseyRich]

The chat room gave Mojo Pink Eye.. just sayin'.

If by "chat room" you mean "his beard", then you are correct.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a Norwood "Wide Right" joke would be too soon

right???

[MisterSmith]

Enough with the fucking live reads and ads!!!!!!!

One or two is OK, but enough of this shit. Every day there are more of these fucking things.

Thanks Sirius, the merger really made things a ton better. :furious:

[Heather 8]

but it's not windy today...

Still pretty gusty here at the shore.

[razorboy]

Enough with the fucking live reads and ads!!!!!!!

One or two is OK, but enough of this shit. Every day there are more of these fucking things.

Thanks Sirius, the merger really made things a ton better. :furious:

Speak for yourself. I couldn't be more interested in hearing about Dolemite or Carbonara or whatever the fuck it is.

[hammersavage]

Enough with the fucking live reads and ads!!!!!!!

One or two is OK, but enough of this shit. Every day there are more of these fucking things.

Thanks Sirius, the merger really made things a ton better. :furious:

Should get better after Valentine's day. Or at least new ones that Ron can riff on for a few days.

[RoseBlood]

If by "chat room" you mean "his beard", then you are correct.
Worst beard since Peter Griffin tried to grow one and wound up housing a family of birds.

[jauble]

Worst beard since Peter Griffin tried to grow one and wound up housing a family of birds.

I thought we decided that because everything boss touches mojo got pink eye via his avatar that Gvac gave him.

[JerseyRich]

Worst beard since Peter Griffin tried to grow one and wound up housing a family of birds.

You know where your bread is buttered don't ya Rosie?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You know where your bread is buttered don't ya Rosie?


she is probably humoring you

all beards are weird, stop being lazy and shave regularly

[JerseyRich]

she is probably humoring you

all beards are weird, stop being lazy and shave regularly

I shave every day.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I shave every day.


trimming is the poor man's shaving

[jauble]

I shave every day.

location location location

[EliSnow]

I shave every day.

He wasn't talking about your balls.

[JerseyRich]

location location location

He wasn't talking about your balls.

Careful guys!

You all tripped over each other for that one!

[JerseyRich]

trimming is the poor man's shaving

I have a chin and a jawline...

Don't be jealous.

[jauble]

Careful guys!

You all tripped over each other for that one!

Hey eli was thinking about your balls, I kept it vague.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have a chin and a jawline...

Don't be jealous.



one chin is weak, 2-3 is where its at

[RoseBlood]

I thought we decided that because everything boss touches mojo got pink eye via his avatar that Gvac gave him.
We did? When? Where was I?
I know everything Boss touches turns to shit, hence the "knee deep in dog poo", but I wasn't aware of the Gvac connection.. makes sense though.

You know where your bread is buttered don't ya Rosie?
I was referring to Mojo's overgrown nest of a beard. Yours is very well kept.

[hammersavage]

He has to look presentable for 'Tool Time'

[RoseBlood]

I have a chin and a jawline...

Don't be jealous.
Do you have a picture of Richard Karn hanging by your mirror for reference when you're trimming your beard? Cause I picture you looking in the mirror like George Costanza did when he was blow drying his "hair" trying to look like Dennis Franz while looking at a picture of him. You probably wink at yourself too. :wink:

[JerseyRich]

We did? When? Where was I?
I know everything Boss touches turns to shit, hence the "knee deep in dog poo", but I wasn't aware of the Gvac connection.. makes sense though.


I was referring to Mojo's overgrown nest of a beard. Yours is very well kept.


I know...I was referencing the fact that you are in love with my beard and you hate his...

So you're on my side.

[hammersavage]

Name change: JerseyRichardKarn. The cool kids are doing it.



We asked 100 people, top 5 answers on the board.

http://www.wchstv.com/synd_prog/familyfeud/karnonfeud.jpg

Show me a razor!

[JerseyRich]

Do you have a picture of Richard Karn hanging by your mirror for reference when you're trimming your beard? Cause I picture you looking in the mirror like George Costanza did when he was blow drying his "hair" trying to look like Dennis Franz while looking at a picture of him. You probably wink at yourself too. :wink:

Incorrect. Here is the picture I have hanging on my mirror for reference.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_9d1004397dd94c589fbc6cc9c3808427.jpg

[hammersavage]

So you know how much bra to show?

[JerseyRich]

So you know how much bra to show?

As well as eyebrow sculpting technique.

[TheMojoPin]

As well as eyebrow sculpting technique.

It's a crime you're using a picture of a man with a real beard as your avatar given the smattering of peat moss you're actually sporting.

I cast a shunning pink eye your way.

[RoseBlood]

I can't be the only one who thinks Miley Cyrus is funny looking?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I can't be the only one who thinks Miley Cyrus is funny looking?

by funny u mean, pleading with the receptionist at heaven stating that you thought she was 18

[TheMojoPin]

I can't be the only one who thinks Miley Cyrus is funny looking?

Like that she looks like a child dolled up to look like a "woman?"

[KatPw]

I don't know if she is funny looking, or if she just looks funny because she does that stupid fishy face that all the teen girls think is the sexxay.

[hammersavage]

Like that she looks like a child dolled up to look like a "woman?"

Awesome.

Her voice is like Demi Moore.

[RoseBlood]

No, in that while she's not ugly, I don't find her attractive. I just think she has weird features she's yet to grow into. But what do I know?

[hammersavage]

You don't find a 16 year old girl attractive??? What a weirdo.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow that Miley pic collection is extensive Doc, I mean anonymous

[AngryAsianGuy]

I'm a board character for God's sake.

[JerseyRich]

As a 30 year old man, I have never thought for one minute about Miley Cyrus.

[ToiletCrusher]

As a 30 year old man, I have never thought for one minute about Miley Cyrus.

but other under 18 girls?

[RoseBlood]

As a 30 year old man, I have never thought for one minute about Miley Cyrus.

how about for 30 seconds?

[EliSnow]

No, in that while she's not ugly, I don't find her attractive. I just think she has weird features she's yet to grow into. But what do I know?

You know how much bra to show.

[hammersavage]

If that was the first time Uncle Tong was used, that's genius.

[EliSnow]

As a 30 year old man, I have never thought for one minute about Miley Cyrus.

30? Really?

Hmmm, I guess beards do make men look older.

[RoseBlood]

You know how much bra to show.

:huh:

[disneyspy]

dr joe k"me so hornie"

[EliSnow]

:huh:

Yeah, I thought I shouldn't have press submit on that one.

[RoseBlood]

Yeah, I thought I shouldn't have press submit on that one.
Nah, I'm not offended, just confused.

[AngryAsianGuy]

If that was the first time Uncle Tong was used, that's genius.

Thanks. I really did just make that up. I haven't heard it before so I will take credit for it.

[EliSnow]

Nah, I'm not offended, just confused.

Maybe the below will explain my thinking.

Do you have a picture of Richard Karn hanging by your mirror for reference when you're trimming your beard? Cause I picture you looking in the mirror like George Costanza did when he was blow drying his "hair" trying to look like Dennis Franz while looking at a picture of him. You probably wink at yourself too. :wink:

Incorrect. Here is the picture I have hanging on my mirror for reference.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_9d1004397dd94c589fbc6cc9c3808427.jpg

So you know how much bra to show?

I read too quickly and thought the pic was you.

[JerseyRich]

Yea, that's Britney btw.

[EliSnow]

Yea, that's Britney btw.

I miss so much by only posting during the day.

Sorry, Rose.

[hammersavage]

Nah, I'm not offended, just confused.

What kind of pictures have you sent him?? Secrets out!!!

[hammersavage]

I think the 2nd worst part about 9/11 is the arguments that took place after. It was cool the first 3 years.

[razorboy]

I don't know if she is funny looking, or if she just looks funny because she does that stupid fishy face that all the teen girls think is the sexxay.

You mean looking like a gourami isn't alluring?

[KatPw]

You mean looking like a gourami isn't alluring?

I guess she is trying to attract other gourami.

[hammersavage]

http://www.thekrib.com/Fish/gourami.jpg

Very fuckable.

[hammersavage]

Mod alert Mod alert Mod alert

[razorboy]

I guess she is trying to attract other gourami.

Or an ichthyologist.

[hammersavage]

Why do I watch Little Women every single time its on television?

[razorboy]

Why do I watch Little Women every single time its on television?

Because you have a secret?

[west milly Tom]

Why do I watch Little Women every single time its on television?



I'd like to believe its for the boobies

[hammersavage]

Because you have a secret?

I'd like to believe its for the boobies

One of you is right.

I really don't know why I watch it. Kirsten Dunst was the love of my life as a youngster. Still doesn't excuse the fagishness.

[TheMojoPin]

Kirsten Dunst was the love of my life as a youngster.

That just raises further questions.

[hammersavage]

I'm not gonna sit here and let you run down young Kirsten Dunst. We were the same age, i thought it could have worked. She was so perty.

She reached her all time hotness in my crush level in Interview with a Vampire. She was my dream girl until about just after Bring It On.

[sailor]

That just raises further questions.

no, we've had no question about you for a long time.

[sailor]

wonder if they picked a date to get married ov.

[IMSlacker]

My weekapaugjz joke is so terrible, I can't even put it here.

[hammersavage]

Something about a stuffed cat?

[IMSlacker]

I'd rather not say.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm not gonna sit here and let you run down young Kirsten Dunst. We were the same age, i thought it could have worked. She was so perty.

She reached her all time hotness in my crush level in Interview with a Vampire. She was my dream girl until about just after Bring It On.

She has never not looked like a snaggletoothed albino. The only difference as she got older was that she became a snaggletoothed albino with saggy granny teets.

[Snoogans]

I truley would kick the fuck out of that old man. its been awhile since I boxed, but seriously, I still know how to throw a punch, and Eastwood aint exactly fast

[TheMojoPin]

I truley would kick the fuck out of that old man. its been awhile since I boxed, but seriously, I still know how to throw a punch, and Eastwood aint exactly fast

Why couldn't this have gone in the thread speciically about you fighting Clint Eastwood?

[BlackSpider]

Why couldn't this have gone in the thread speciically about you fighting Clint Eastwood?

He found out that Clint was monitoring that thread...

[disneyspy]

dont be a pussy,post in your thread

[west milly Tom]

I truley would kick the fuck out of that old man. its been awhile since I boxed, but seriously, I still know how to throw a punch, and Eastwood aint exactly fast


Snoogans:
Do you remember that game where Rollie Fingers had 7 strikeouts?

Clint:zzzzzzz

Fight over.

[Snoogans]

Why couldn't this have gone in the thread speciically about you fighting Clint Eastwood?

so that i completely derail this board into this discussion.

Im tryin to figure a way to get it into the Cubs thread now

[sailor]

She has never not looked like a snaggletoothed albino. The only difference as she got older was that she became a snaggletoothed albino with saggy granny teets.

you're loopy. she's adorable.

[Friday]

wouldn't a merge have been more effective?

freshman...

[epo]

I'm only 36 dammit!

[hammersavage]

36-24-36 maybe

[epo]

36-24-36 maybe

You wish.

[Gvac]

epo = ancient.

[epo]

epo = ancient.

Says my older brother!