The Shelter

[PerryWinkle]

I have a question. How does one go about getting Lukas to call him "Daddy"?

[disneyspy]

I have a question. How does one go about getting Lukas to call him "Daddy"?

you dont get the Lukas to do anything,the Lukas tells you what to do
grovel at the feet of the LUKAS

[~Katja~]

ha!hi imran,you'll be happy to know i restocked katjas shiraz collection

long gone

[~Katja~]

I have a question. How does one go about getting Lukas to call him "Daddy"?
call or text me between 7 & 8 and have Lukas answer it... it's as easy as that
just like my cat has a thing for male figures ... so does my son

you dont get the Lukas to do anything,the Lukas tells you what to do
grovel at the feet of the LUKAS

that's damn right! Hail to the Big LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[PerryWinkle]

call or text me between 7 & 8 and have Lukas answer it... it's as easy as that
just like my cat has a thing for male figures ... so does my son



that's damn right! Hail to the Big LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Oh you said male figures, I thought you said something else. So i still have a chance.

[paulisded]

call or text me between 7 & 8 and have Lukas answer it... it's as easy as that
just like my cat has a thing for male figures ... so does my son

Some people don't have that capability!

[~Katja~]

Some people don't have that capability!

operating a phone??? :dry:

[disneyspy]

Some people don't have that capability!

someone really needs to show you how to use a cell phone,they have em out west dont they?

[disneyspy]

beat to the punch again by the quick fingered katja!!!

[~Katja~]

the stage is yours, I am going to lunch now

[paulisded]

operating a phone??? :dry:

someone really needs to show you how to use a cell phone,they have em out west dont they?

You both know what I'm talking about.

[disneyspy]

You both know what I'm talking about.

my bad
bein a male figure?

[dryerdoor]

ha!hi imran,you'll be happy to know i restocked katjas shiraz collection

Lucky bottles.

[Flea_Man]

hi

[disneyspy]

hi

hi flea,met your gf last sat nite

[PerryWinkle]

hi flea,met your gf last sat nite

you did?

[Flea_Man]

you did?

I'm guessing there's a follow up line.

[disneyspy]

you did?

ya while i was takin a leak,you were busy ratin the good lookin wimmen

[Flea_Man]

lulz

yeah I can't wait for the xmas party. I miss everyone.

[disneyspy]

lulz

yeah I can't wait for the xmas party. I miss everyone.

im lookin at hotels nearby,so far i cant budget a trip,might have to cut back on some of my nites out,or i might get a job,shiver

[Flea_Man]

lol

[PerryWinkle]

ya while i was takin a leak,you were busy ratin the good lookin wimmen

oh I didn't know she was there. I just thought you were being an ass

[disneyspy]

oh I didn't know she was there. I just thought you were being an ass

its flea,of corse i was bein an ass
see i was pretendin i met her in the mens room...

[PerryWinkle]

its flea,of corse i was bein an ass
see i was pretendin i met her in the mens room...

oh i get it now. I was confused, I thought you were actually being nice to flea, I should of known better.

[disneyspy]

i like flea,he reminds me of a much younger me,we've even PMd each other,but im gonna mess with him when i get the chance,i do that with everybody i like especially paulisded

[PerryWinkle]

i like flea,he reminds me of a much younger me,we've even PMd each other,but im gonna mess with him when i get the chance,i do that with everybody i like especially paulisded

you have to mess with him, he's flea. I think that's the rule around here

[~Katja~]

oh it's a joyous love fest in here

[paulisded]

i like flea,he reminds me of a much younger me,we've even PMd each other,but im gonna mess with him when i get the chance,i do that with everybody i like especially paulisded

Trust me, I'm used to being the object of derision.

[PerryWinkle]

oh it's a joyous love fest in here

now it is!:wub:

[BlackSpider]

I was drunk last night and had a lot of fun with the "a Big _______" bit...

[disneyspy]

Trust me, I'm used to being the object of derision.

dork

[PerryWinkle]

I was drunk last night and had a lot of fun with the "a Big _______" bit...

I don't recall that at all.

[BlackSpider]

I don't recall that at all.

Yeah, you started it.
You kept calling Misti - a Big MMMMMMMMMMMMM...

[PerryWinkle]

Yeah, you started it.
You kept calling Misti - a Big MMMMMMMMMMMMM...

all I said was that Misti is the coolest.

[BlackSpider]

all I said was that Misti is the coolest.

yeah, that's what started it...

[disneyspy]

I was drunk last night and had a lot of fun with the "a Big _______" bit...

i wasnt drunk and had so much fun with it i kept textin katja with it.the LUKAS called me papa he liked it so much

[PerryWinkle]

she the coolest, a Big ......

[PerryWinkle]

i wasnt drunk and had so much fun with it i kept textin katja with it.the LUKAS called me papa he liked it so much

rubbing it in again. now i feel like paulisded

[BlackSpider]

It got me a little closer to 1,000 posts...

[~Katja~]

you were up late posting...









and Scott, you could always mail me a text... then Lukas can open it and say Papa

[PerryWinkle]

a little post whoring going on around these parts

[paulisded]

and Scott, you could always mail me a text... then Lukas can open it and say Papa

Christmas Wish List thread coming soon!

[BlackSpider]

and Scott, you could always mail me a text... then Lukas can open it and say Papa

Ouch...

[PerryWinkle]

I tried to "trick" Lukas into calling me papa tonight, but I guess I'm not as cool as Spy

[west milly Tom]

I feel so left out. :(
I need to move to Pennsy.

[PerryWinkle]

I feel so left out. :(
I need to move to Pennsy.

you can move in with DSpy, I think he closes on his place in Easton next month

[~Katja~]

I tried to "trick" Lukas into calling me papa tonight, but I guess I'm not as cool as Spy

did you text me? I thought I heard the phone before

[disneyspy]

you can move in with DSpy, I think he closes on his place in Easton next month

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[west milly Tom]

you can move in with DSpy, I think he closes on his place in Easton next month


I can't wait for xmas bar night in Easton. Any idea what place? Marichi's perhaps?

[BlackSpider]

I can't wait for xmas bar night in Easton. Any idea what place? Marichi's perhaps?

You can only get the location by texting the word "PARTY" to Katja's cell.
Then Lukas will call you back with the location...

[disneyspy]

tried textin to see what would happen,i feel like paulisded
im so depressed
i nite of not bein called papa is as bad as livin in the dakotas
never been there,just seems depressin

[BlackSpider]

tried textin to see what would happen,i feel like paulisded
im so depressed
i nite of not bein called papa is as bad as livin in the dakotas
never been there,just seems depressin

It's not that bad.

Papa...

[disneyspy]

thanks spider,the happy,positive spy is back!

[paulisded]

tried textin to see what would happen,i feel like paulisded
im so depressed
i nite of not bein called papa is as bad as livin in the dakotas
never been there,just seems depressin

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[BlackSpider]

The glass-is-half-full. a Big Spyyyyyyyyyyy...






oh no, not again.....

[biozombie]

The glass-is-half-full. a Big Spyyyyyyyyyyy...






oh no, not again.....

:lol:

[disneyspy]

bio,theres gotta be an IMAX in el paso,havent been back to my old hometown in ages but its gotta have an IMAX
cant find an IMAX close to him,a big BIOOOOOO
when i first heard that i thought they were callin him a big gaaaaaay

[Misteriosa]

good evening, fuckers :bye:

[disneyspy]

good evening, fuckers :bye:

kisses her mother with that mouth,a big MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[biozombie]

bio,theres gotta be an IMAX in el paso,havent been back to my old hometown in ages but its gotta have an IMAX
cant find an IMAX close to him,a big BIOOOOOO
when i first heard that i thought they were callin him a big gaaaaaay

I like chicks...and their tits.

the Imax in NM is in Alamogordo, which is about 2/3rds of the way between ABQ & El Paso...and I'm a retard, it's only like 200 miles to Alamogordo, 260 to El Paso... Yeah, that'll be easily doable if I get a faster vehicle.

[Misteriosa]

boo.

my mom was going thru some photo albums this evening. there are tons of pictures of me from birth - 7. then i mysteriously go missing from then on :laugh: what a coincidence that my sister was born around that time...

[disneyspy]

boo.

my mom was going thru some photo albums this evening. there are tons of pictures of me from birth - 7. then i mysteriously go missing from then on :laugh: what a coincidence that my sister was born around that time...

the one you showed me a picture of?that hot bitch stole your pictures,must be jealous of the big MMMMMMM

[Misteriosa]

:dry: gonna get his skull cracked at the post x-mas bar nite, a big spyyyyyy

[~Katja~]

sorry, surrogate Papa's the big LLLLLLLLLLL is in bed and not taking calls right now

[disneyspy]

sorry, surrogate Papa's the big LLLLLLLLLLL is in bed and not taking calls right now

its ok,spider took care of that(not near as sexy as when you post it tho)
misti did you get my text earlier?

[paulisded]

good evening, fuckers :bye:

Hi gorgeous!

[biozombie]

wait...post x-mas bar night? details?

[BlackSpider]

wait...post x-mas bar night? details?

You can only get the location by texting the word "PARTY" to Katja's cell.
Then Lukas will call you back with the location....

[~Katja~]

here Bio
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74089

[biozombie]

here Bio
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74089

hey Katja, can I get some digits?....oh, wait, nevermind (I think you have enough creeps in your life...and a spy)

[BlackSpider]

hey Katja, can I get some digits?....oh, wait, nevermind (I think you have enough creeps in your life...and a spy)

I'm not really in her life...

[biozombie]

:(

If I happen to scrape up enough money to fly home for Christmas, I'll be there.

[red_red_red]

hi :) i had some good news today...my boobs are bigger than i thought
and on an even better note, my fave XM dj's are on that awful hole channel octane. they haven't cursed yet so i'm thnkin it's a christian channel

[Misteriosa]

:(

If I happen to scrape up enough money to fly home for Christmas, I'll be there.

it would be nice to finally meet you :aaw:

[disneyspy]

hi :) i had some good news today...my boobs are bigger than i thought



yay reds pregnant everybudday!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

[red_red_red]

i watched "Baby Mama" tonight and i thought it was hilarious.....i was in a bike accident and it made my penis bigger :laugh::laugh:....sorry i farted in your purse :laugh::laugh::laugh:.....my girls left their purses out and i have gassy cats...what would you do?

[BlackSpider]

yay reds pregnant everybudday!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

I was thinking the same thing...

[disneyspy]

gettin da boobs cuz shes preggers,a big reeeeeeedddddddd

[red_red_red]

yay reds pregnant everybudday!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:
nice...lets have a beer to celebrate!!!

[PerryWinkle]

boo.

my mom was going thru some photo albums this evening. there are tons of pictures of me from birth - 7. then i mysteriously go missing from then on :laugh: what a coincidence that my sister was born around that time...

you got any copies of pictures of that 7 year old Misti? You can send any sister pics too

[BlackSpider]

One in the Oven, a Big Reddddddddd...

[red_red_red]

gettin da boobs cuz shes preggers,a big reeeeeeedddddddd
ok that's rude...it's a big booooooooooob....than you

[red_red_red]

One in the Oven, a Big Reddddddddd...
just one? i call a retarded six pack...a big BOOOOOOOOOB

[PerryWinkle]

got a bun in the oven, a Bid Redddddd

damn you spider

[red_red_red]

:laugh: i hope fetuses love beer...a biggggggggggggg redddddddddddddddd

[BlackSpider]

One in the Oven, a Big Reddddddddd...

got a bun in the oven, a Bid Redddddd

damn you spider

just quote me next time.
It's faster and easier...

[~Katja~]

hey red, are you entertaining the boys...

[disneyspy]

i "Baby Mama"titts bigger :laugh::laugh:...

thats what she said

[Misteriosa]

hey lady :bye: youre on late

[PerryWinkle]

wants her baby swimming in alcohol, a Big Redddddd

[red_red_red]

hey katja? when aren't you entertaining the boys?

[BlackSpider]

hey lady :bye: you're late

fixed for accuracy...

[PerryWinkle]

just quote me next time.
It's faster and easier...

.

[red_red_red]

hey lady :bye: youre on late
rough week....sign on yahoo tomorrow if you can plz....luffs ya lady :)

[BlackSpider]

.

see how easy that was...

[Misteriosa]

leaves her babies in shitty diapers for weeks, big reddddddddddd!

[red_red_red]

wants her baby swimming in alcohol, a Big Redddddd
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::l augh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::la ugh:

[BlackSpider]

leaves her babies in shitty diapers for weeks, big reddddddddddd!

Prefers to dish it out, a Big MMMMMMMMMM...

[PerryWinkle]

getting in on the fun, a Big MMMMM

[PerryWinkle]

damn you again spider

[red_red_red]

leaves her babies in shitty diapers for weeks, big reddddddddddd!
owns cars she can't drive... a big MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[PerryWinkle]

taking shots at the mexican girl, a Big Reddddddd

[disneyspy]

gonna nurse the baby on miller lite,a big REEEDDDDDDDDD

[~Katja~]

hey katja? when aren't you entertaining the boys?
busy working on some photo editing tonight...

wants her baby swimming in alcohol, a Big Redddddd

well preserved children... do they behave better too?

[Misteriosa]

puts the moves on greasy water men, a big reddd

:lol: (i had too)

[PerryWinkle]

well preserved children... do they behave better too?


Yes but they're retarded

[red_red_red]

gonna nurse the baby on miller lite,a big REEEDDDDDDDDD
doesn't give watered down cheap beer to babies...a bigggggggggggggggg Dennnnnnnnnnnnny

[BlackSpider]

Her baby will take twelve steps before it crawls, a Big Reddddddd...

[Misteriosa]

doesn't give watered down cheap beer to babies...a bigggggggggggggggg Dennnnnnnnnnnnny

loves his punks pickled, a big spyyyy!

[red_red_red]

puts the moves on greasy water men, a big reddd

:lol: (i had too)
doesn't want care packages a big MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[PerryWinkle]

likes to linger longer, a Big MMMMM

[Misteriosa]

Her baby will take twelve steps before it crawls, a Big Reddddddd...

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l266/Revolos55/Macros/GuinnessBrilliant.jpg

[disneyspy]

too busy photo shoppin pictures of me and her,a big KKKKKKKKK

[BlackSpider]

Can't believe he's doing this two nights in a row, a Big Spiiiiiiiiiiiiide...

[~Katja~]

sorry spy, they are actually pics of the alternative chicks I shot last weekend

[Misteriosa]

doesn't want care packages a big MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

hahahaha!

forever dodging the Zaxby's, a big redddddd!

[PerryWinkle]

on the same boat as spider, a Big Perrrr

[red_red_red]

Her baby will take twelve steps before it crawls, a Big Reddddddd...
can't procreate cuz his spermatozoa looks like dead tadpoles a bigggggggggg SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[PerryWinkle]

sorry spy, they are actually pics of the alternative chicks I shot last weekend

just because they were alternative, doesn't mean you had to kill them

[BlackSpider]

can't procreate cuz his spermatozoa looks like dead tadpoles a bigggggggggg SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

NO, it's because of my tiny penis...

[paulisded]

sorry spy, they are actually pics of the alternative chicks I shot last weekend

Now this sounds like my kind of project!

[Misteriosa]

all his sperm leave in single file, a big spiiiiiii

[PerryWinkle]

NO, it's because of my tiny penis...

mod quote aisle 1; mod quote aisle 1

[BlackSpider]

just because they were alternative, doesn't mean you had to kill them

Scaring the Spider for thinking exactly like him, a Big Perrrrr...

[disneyspy]

sorry spy, they are actually pics of the alternative chicks I shot last weekend

takin pix of dead chicks she shot wit her 12guage, a big KKKKKKKKKKK

[red_red_red]

hahahaha!

forever dodging the Zaxby's, a big redddddd!
:laugh: you win....LMFAO a big MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[PerryWinkle]

closing in on 1000 posts, a Big Spiiiiider

[red_red_red]

NO, it's because of my tiny penis...
needs natural male enhancement a big SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[~Katja~]

Now this sounds like my kind of project!

the one was actually a hot one

[BlackSpider]

Needs smaller Vaginas, a Big Spiiiiiide....

[PerryWinkle]

Needs smaller Vaginas, a Big Spiiiiiide....

or just alot younger girls, a Big Spiiiiider

[paulisded]

the one was actually a hot one

You could always forward me a pic or two. :D

[red_red_red]

g'nite....time to go unwind on the couch now cuz guess who has the flu....beerman has polluted my air, i'm soooooooooo gonna breathe on him when he's better...peace :)

[BlackSpider]

or just alot younger girls, a Big Spiiiiider

works for him 'cause he hates a hairy bush, a Big Spiiiide...

[PerryWinkle]

g'nite....time to go unwind on the couch now cuz guess who has the flu....beerman has polluted my air, i'm soooooooooo gonna breathe on him when he's better...peace :)

good night Red and lil' Red

[PerryWinkle]

works for him 'cause he hates a hairy bush, a Big Spiiiide...

scared everyone away, a Big Spiiiide

[disneyspy]

g'nite....time to go unwind on the couch now cuz guess who has the flu....beerman has polluted my air, i'm soooooooooo gonna breathe on him when he's better...peace :)

nite red,dont let beerman poke your kid in the head too much
shes sleepin for two so she needs her rest

[Misteriosa]

finished typing up my psych evals, so im checking out... laters :bye:

[BlackSpider]

thinkin' FBA girls don't like to shave, a Big Spiiiiiide...

[PerryWinkle]

finished typing up my psych evals, so im checking out... laters :bye:

were you using us a samples for your reports

[PerryWinkle]

thinkin' FBA girls don't like to shave, a Big Spiiiiiide...

hoping this is not true, a Big Perrrr

[BlackSpider]

finished typing up my psych evals, so im checking out... laters :bye:

Cheats on her psych evals by just printing out our posts, a Big MMMMMMMMMMM...

[BlackSpider]

works for him 'cause he hates a hairy bush, a Big Spiiiide...

scared everyone away, a Big Spiiiide

1+1=2...

[disneyspy]

were you using us a samples for your reports

:lol: :lol:classic
watchin disturbia,got too many PMs from guys tonite...

[PerryWinkle]

all the girls leave, the story of his life, a Big Perrrrr

[BlackSpider]

all the girls leave, the story of his life, a Big Perrrrr

I blame myself...

[PerryWinkle]

:lol: :lol:classic
watchin disturbia,got too many PMs from guys tonite...

secretly talking to alot of guys, a Big Spyyyyy


keeping stuff hidden from others, a Big Spyyyy


time to come out of the closet, a Big Spyyy

[PerryWinkle]

I blame myself...

feels responsible for scaring all the girls away, a Big Spiiiide

[BlackSpider]

Wants to use Katja for a "beard", a Big Spyyyyy...

[PerryWinkle]

is Fez's big secret, a Big Spyyyy

[BlackSpider]

tossin' Professor Whatley's salad, a Big Spyyy...

[PerryWinkle]

Wants to use Katja for a "beard", a Big Spyyyyy...

wants to use Katja on his beard, a Big Perrrr

[BlackSpider]

wants to use Katja on his beard, a Big Perrrr

I see what you did there...:thumbup:

[PerryWinkle]

This is the actor that plays the part of PerryWinkle on ronfez.net, and I would like to formally apoligize to Katja for the above statement. In a post Obama world, things like that don't need to be said to our female german friends

[BlackSpider]

This is the actor that plays the part of PerryWinkle on ronfez.net, and I would like to formally apoligize to Katja for the above statement. In a post Obama world, things like that don't need to be said to our female german friends

trying to avoid a 30 day suspension, a Big Perrrrrr....

[PerryWinkle]

trying to avoid a 30 day suspension, a Big Perrrrrr....

trying to not piss off two of the only girls he knows presently, a Big Perrrrrr

[~Katja~]

This is the actor that plays the part of PerryWinkle on ronfez.net, and I would like to formally apoligize to Katja for the above statement. In a post Obama world, things like that don't need to be said to our female german friends
you are really jewish and scared... huh
trying to not piss off two of the only girls he knows presently, a Big Perrrrrr
or gay???

I am confused now

[disneyspy]

oh you fuckers are gonna get it now,cant a guy talk to a hot chick for a half hour and not have gay shit said abiut him,ya i said hot chick

[~Katja~]

there are hot chicks in Michigan?

[BlackSpider]

oh you fuckers are gonna get it now,cant a guy talk to a hot chick for a half hour and not have gay shit said abiut him,ya i said hot chick

pissed at Perry for outing him, a Big Spyyyyyy...

[disneyspy]

no

[PerryWinkle]

you are really jewish and scared... huh

or gay???

I am confused now

hey wait a minute. Don't ever call me that again. I'm not jewish. Or gay. I'll drive to easton right now and prove it:tongue:

[PerryWinkle]

no

isn't ready to come out, a Big Spyyyy

[BlackSpider]

hey wait a minute. Don't ever call me that again. I'm not jewish. Or gay. I'll drive to easton right now and prove it:tongue:

I can beat you there...

[~Katja~]

hey wait a minute. Don't ever call me that again. I'm not jewish. Or gay. I'll drive to easton right now and prove it:tongue:

haha, are ya going to leave your condoms on the hood of my car again?? lol

[PerryWinkle]

I can beat you there...

dude, I just said i wasn't gay, but thanks for the offer

[SnuggleBug]

Boooooored

[PerryWinkle]

haha, are ya going to leave your condoms on the hood of my car again?? lol

condoms are for kids. and they found a cure for aids now, so no one needs them anymore

[~Katja~]

I can beat you there...

ha, you want to prove that Perry is not jewish nor gay??? seen his cock... haven't ya

[BlackSpider]

haha, are ya going to leave your condoms on the hood of my car again?? lol

worst case of premature ejaculation ever, a Big Perrrr...

[PerryWinkle]

Boooooored

not sure if we can help you, but we sure entertain ourselves

[disneyspy]

gotta make a cigs run so go ahead and post hurtful stuff about me and leave katja alone

[~Katja~]

looks like you are hitting it tonight spider....
























1000 posts I mean

[PerryWinkle]

worst case of premature ejaculation ever, a Big Perrrr...

actually, i busted around the route 33 exit.


See what i did there, I went local for all of us

[~Katja~]

gotta make a cigs run so go ahead and post hurtful stuff about me and leave katja alone

aaaw, can ya grab me a pack??? all out again, I smoke too much

[PerryWinkle]

gotta make a cigs run so go ahead and post hurtful stuff about me and leave katja alone

don't worry, we'll cock block you like it's our job

[PerryWinkle]

aaaw, can ya grab me a pack??? all out again, I smoke too much

i'll stop at the turkey hill on my way to your place

[~Katja~]

sure, go more local for all the creeps out there ;)

[disneyspy]

aaaw, can ya grab me a pack??? all out again, I smoke too much

see ya in 14 hours and i was wonderin why perry was weavin on 33 last sunday

[PerryWinkle]

sure, go more local for all the creeps out there ;)

are you talking about Spider?

[BlackSpider]

looks like you are hitting it tonight spider....




knows a come on when he hears one, a Big Spiiide...

[PerryWinkle]

is setting himself up for a big letdown, a Big Spiiiide

[~Katja~]

whenever I hear letdown I think of lactating... strange

[PerryWinkle]

whenever I hear letdown I think of lactating... strange

now i will too, thanks

[BlackSpider]

hey wait a minute. Don't ever call me that again. I'm not jewish. Or gay. I'll drive to easton right now and prove it:tongue:

I can beat you there...


dude, I just said i wasn't gay, but thanks for the offer

ha, you want to prove that Perry is not jewish nor gay??? seen his cock... haven't ya

no,no,no, you guys misunderstood my post, when I said I could beat Perry there, I meant that I live closer and could arrive at Katjas house before him. I think you all thought that I meant I could give him a "Handy" there at her house.
That's not at all what I meant...


whenever I hear letdown I think of lactating... strange


I changed my mind, I think I'll stay home...

[PerryWinkle]

no,no,no, you guys misunderstood my post, when I said I could beat Perry there, I meant that I live closer and could arrive at Katjas house before him. I think you all thought that I meant I could give him a "Handy" there at her house.
That's not at all what I meant...





I changed my mind, I think I'll stay home...


Good because I'm almost there

[BlackSpider]

Good because I'm almost there

Does that mean you're coming on rt.22 ?





keepin' it local...

[PerryWinkle]

Does that mean you're coming on rt.22 ?





keepin' it local...

I was a little premature with my exit, so I got off on route 191


stickin with the local

[~Katja~]

well I am going to bed now... turning off the lights...





another missed opportunity for you hunks... lol :bye:

[paulisded]

another missed opportunity for you hunks... lol :bye:

Trust me, I'm used to it.

[PerryWinkle]

well I am going to bed now... turning off the lights...





another missed opportunity for you hunks... lol :bye:

thats what I'm waiting for, you to turn off the lights. thats when i do my best work

[PerryWinkle]

good night katja :bye:

[~Katja~]

Trust me, I'm used to it.

:aaw: good night Scott





and good night Perry... Spider... big spyyyyyyyyyy

[BlackSpider]

Good Night.










A BIG KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...

[PerryWinkle]

fighting with canadiens, a Big Spiiiide

[BlackSpider]

fighting with canadiens, a Big Spiiiide

They started it.
I don't trust them fuckers up there...
Everybody's worried about the Mexican border.
we should be sending troops to our northern border.
Fuck them in their fuck-holes...

[disneyspy]

callin me a big spyyyyyyyyy,a big kkkkkkkkkkkk
nite katja
so sausage festival huh guys

[west milly Tom]

You can only get the location by texting the word "PARTY" to Katja's cell.
Then Lukas will call you back with the location...


Sweet, no problem. Just post katja's #. ;)

[PerryWinkle]

callin me a big spyyyyyyyyy,a big kkkkkkkkkkkk
nite katja
so sausage festival huh guys

late night sausage fest. can someone please turn on cinemax in here for some shitty soft core porn

[PerryWinkle]

Sweet, no problem. Just post katja's #. ;)

and we have another person for sausage fest 08. katja's number is 610 555-haha

[BlackSpider]

Sweet, no problem. Just post katja's #. ;)

you don't have it ????
you may want to send a friend request to paulisded...
you might be hanging out together a lot...

[disneyspy]

They started it.
I don't trust them fuckers up there...
Everybody's worried about the Mexican border.
we should be sending troops to our northern border.
Fuck them in their fuck-holes...

and thier fuckin quarters are always jammin up the washin machine

[BlackSpider]

late night sausage fest. can someone please turn on cinemax in here for some shitty soft core porn

I can fire up my web cam and play with my nipples a little...:devil2:

[PerryWinkle]

I can fire up my web cam and play with my nipples a little...:devil2:

now you're talking. I got some Zima for everybody. who wants one?

[BlackSpider]

and thier fuckin quarters are always jammin up the washin machine

yeah, I forgot about that.
even the bank gives me their shitty money for change.
I got at least four of them on my dresser those fucks...

[PerryWinkle]

yeah, I forgot about that.
even the bank gives me their shitty money for change.
I got at least four of them on my dresser those fucks...

Canadiens? they must be small people

[BlackSpider]

now you're talking. I got some Zima for everybody. who wants one?

that's a little strong for me, I'm havin' a fuzzy navel...

[PerryWinkle]

that's a little strong for me, I'm havin' a fuzzy navel...

hey DS, there is some diet pepsi in the fridge, help yourself

[BlackSpider]

Canadiens? they must be small people

they are small. and I don't like the way the whole top half of their heads go up and down when they talk

[disneyspy]

iced mocha for me,if hats goes to the penn bar nite ill be there

[PerryWinkle]

they are small. and I don't like the way the whole top half of their heads go up and down when they talk

and there sense of humor sucks. all they do is fart on each other

[disneyspy]

and clobber seals and fuck moose,wait thats yoopers

[BlackSpider]

and there sense of humor sucks. all they do is fart on each other

yeah, take all your shitty comedians back, canucks.
we're done with them.
and keep that celine dion bitch up there too, we don't want her.
when she sings, it's like an ice-pick in my ear...

[PerryWinkle]

I say fuck canada and the moose they rode in on

[disneyspy]

yeah, take all your shitty comedians back, canucks.
we're done with them.
and keep that celine dion bitch up there too, we don't want her.
when she sings, it's like an ice-pick in my ear...

but loverboy rocked in the day
carlins comin on HBOPL,turn it up

[PerryWinkle]

but loverboy rocked in the day
carlins comin on HBOPL,turn it up

they can have their loverboy back. and fuck bryan adams too. and snow, the white raggae rapper from the 90's. alanis morrisette with her fat ass, we don't need her. take all your shit and leave canada

[disneyspy]

yoose guys know how CANADA got its fuckin name?they threw a buncha letters in a bag and pulled em out one by one,dude says"we got a C eh,N eh,D eh"

[BlackSpider]

You don't see anybody naming any shitty "dry" soft-drinks after our country.
they wouldn't dare...

[PerryWinkle]

yoose guys know how CANADA got its fuckin name?they threw a buncha letters in a bag and pulled em out one by one,dude says"we got a C eh,N eh,D eh"

i thought they got it from sucking the Queen Mum's cock. I say pull out of the middle east and attack Canada

[PerryWinkle]

You don't see anybody naming any shitty "dry" soft-drinks after our country.
they wouldn't dare...

:lol: I'm not sure if I'm just really tired, but this made me really laugh

[disneyspy]

and canadian bacon... those fuckers are too lazy to cut it up in thin strips,lazy fuckin canadians,not TH tho he awhite

[Mullenax]

they can have their loverboy back. and fuck bryan adams too. and snow, the white raggae rapper from the 90's. alanis morrisette with her fat ass, we don't need her. take all your shit and leave canada
Informer? No Way!! We still need him.

[PerryWinkle]

and canadian bacon... those fuckers are too lazy to cut it up in thin strips,lazy fuckin canadians,not TH tho he awhite

everything we have in this country, like bacon and football, the fucking canadiens screw it up and then tag it with their stupid country's name. Canadien football? read the rules, you get 4 downs not 3 you homos

[BlackSpider]

Hey assholes,
this is what bacon looks like.
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/bacon-in-streifen.jpg


*edit* I can't believe you guys hit the bacon issue while I was grabbing a pic.
we belong together...

[PapaBear]

How did this thread get bigger than Wackbag's Ron Bennington LOTD thread?

[disneyspy]

alright guys,gonna go to sleep watchin carlin,got a busy day of doin nuthin tommorow:bye: :bye: a big spiiiiida and a big peeeeeeerr

[PerryWinkle]

How did this thread get bigger than Wackbag's Ron Bennington LOTD thread?

because we are all mentally unstable

[PerryWinkle]

Hey assholes,
this is what bacon looks like.
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/bacon-in-streifen.jpg


*edit* I can't believe you guys hit the bacon issue while I was grabbing a pic.
we belong together...

that might be the nicest, and gayest, thing that any one has ever said to me. thanks spider

[BlackSpider]

How did this thread get bigger than Wackbag's Ron Bennington LOTD thread?

a Big MMMMMMMM...

[disneyspy]

spider said hit the bacon and i laffed,tired,havent caught up on my sleep yet

[PerryWinkle]

i'm laughing like a retard here.

[PerryWinkle]

hey spider your canadien friend is back in the other thread

[BlackSpider]

help me out.
I only got eleven to go...

[BlackSpider]

hey spider your canadien friend is back in the other thread

I already got him...

[PerryWinkle]

I already got him...

did you see what i did?

[BlackSpider]

did you see what i did?

oh yeah...





If he wasn't so cold right now, you would've burned him good...

[disneyspy]

help me out.
I only got eleven to go...

saw this on ispy,had to be here for the event
whos the canadian friend,what'd i miss?
do we pull a fba attack?

[BlackSpider]

did you see what I did, right after yours...?

[BlackSpider]

saw this on ispy,had to be here for the event
whos the canadian friend,what'd i miss?
do we pull a fba attack?

the prick that started all this.
attacking our country...

[PerryWinkle]

saw this on ispy,had to be here for the event
whos the canadian friend,what'd i miss?
do we pull a fba attack?

some fucking canadien that spider has been fighting with in another thread. I think his name is Terrance or wait, is it Philip. not sure

[PerryWinkle]

did you see what I did, right after yours...?

I saw it.

[BlackSpider]

I wish John Candy was alive for this...
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/canadianbacon.jpg

[PerryWinkle]

I wish John Candy was alive for this...
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/canadianbacon.jpg

wasn't he a dirty canuck too

[BlackSpider]

wasn't he a dirty canuck too

a Canadian traitor just like the rest of them.
when alan alda ordered him to attack canada, he did it...

[disneyspy]

wasn't he a dirty canuck too

ya he needs to be kicked in the ice hole

[disneyspy]

dudley dooright was a big gaaaaaaay

[PerryWinkle]

dudley dooright was a big gaaaaaaay

you got that right. and I say so was the Hart Foundation. I think all canadiens should be impailed on a wrestling ring post

[BlackSpider]

did you guys see what I just did there...?

[BlackSpider]

and 1,000
Do Do Do Do Doot Do !!!!!!@#$%^^&*&*(()))*
(&%$#@!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*

[PerryWinkle]

did you guys see what I just did there...?

what, have a picture of a fat dead canadien saluting the american flag?