The Shelter

[disneyspy]

now i dont have a sig at all?

[PerryWinkle]

better...?

it's already added to the rotation

[BlackSpider]

now i dont have a sig at all?

I see one...

[disneyspy]

oh there it is

[PerryWinkle]

testing testing

i wish you guys would get your own bits

bits? who doing bits

[BlackSpider]

bits? who doing bits

yeah, I didn't get that either...:unsure:

[disneyspy]

time to go start some shit in the redskins thread,thx my dear

[BlackSpider]

time to go start some shit in the redskins thread,thx my dear

Ummmm.....your welcome...? :unsure:

[PerryWinkle]

time to go start some shit in the redskins thread,thx my dear

it was no problem at all Spy

[PerryWinkle]

Ummmm.....your welcome...? :unsure:

it was no problem at all Spy

we always have the same asshole comeback for everyone.

[BlackSpider]

time to go start some shit in the redskins thread,thx my dear

Ummmm.....your welcome...? :unsure:

it was no problem at all Spy

this shit has to stop Perry...

[BlackSpider]

motherfucker...

[PerryWinkle]

motherfucker...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::drunk:

[BlackSpider]

even our comments about our comments are the same...

[disneyspy]

assholes

[PerryWinkle]

even our comments about our comments are the same...

and our views on canada.

[PerryWinkle]

assholes

whole ass

[~Katja~]

I think Westley is Perry and Spider together

[BlackSpider]

and our views on canada.

They used to be, Perry.
They used to be...

[PerryWinkle]

I think Westley is Perry and Spider together

Kinky.

[disneyspy]

I think Westley is Perry and Spider together

they stink and a half

[BlackSpider]

I want Perry and Spider together

well, that's not gonna happen...

[BlackSpider]

Kinky.

well, that's not gonna happen...

close...

[PerryWinkle]

They used to be, Perry.
They used to be...

I was just setting the dumb canuck up for a surprise attack. Let him think we friends, and then attack when he's dicking the moose.

[PerryWinkle]

close...

at least our thoughts were on the same plain.

[boosterp]

:bye: :drunk: y'all!

[Misteriosa]

good morning :bye:

:wub: i <3 my ac:cf :clap:

[west milly Tom]

Morning buddays, how are my stinky friends this morning?

[biozombie]

awwwwww buddays!

[JimmieHats]

mornin :yawn:

[paulisded]

4 1/2 hours of sleep is never enough.

[red_red_red]

i see the shit stirrers have been busy :D you make me so proud....DS imma pm you directions to get to my info for your road trip to FLA so check yer box in a few

[PerryWinkle]

good morning buddays :bye:

[Misteriosa]

i see the shit stirrers have been busy :D you make me so proud....DS imma pm you directions to get to my info for your road trip to FLA so check yer box in a few

sweet.. now DS can play "kick the baby!" with red's tots! :devil2:

dont worry, ds. im sure your get used to the smell of shitty diapers after a while :lol:

[red_red_red]

sweet.. now DS can play "kick the baby!" with red's tots! :devil2:

dont worry, ds. im sure your get used to the smell of shitty diapers after a while :lol:
:laugh: ya ass.....your package is going out this afternoon while i'm out running errands, you better behave or i'll put "fairy dust" on yer cookies

[Misteriosa]

ok ok... sheesh... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

[red_red_red]

ok ok... sheesh... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif
i was gonna send Simba some catnip, then i got to thinkin it looks too much like pot

[PerryWinkle]

are you going to let DS stay in the guest trailer when he visits?

[red_red_red]

are you going to let DS stay in the guest trailer when he visits?
:laugh: only the best for my budday Denny....i'm not cleaning up the shit diapers tho

[PerryWinkle]

:laugh: only the best for my budday Denny....i'm not cleaning up the shit diapers tho

of course not. But doesn't he have to remove the tires on his car to park it at your place?

[red_red_red]

of course not. But doesn't he have to remove the tires on his car to park it at your place?
i see you've been lurking round these parts, did you happen to stop in @ the Zaxby's? WELL? DIDJA?

[~Katja~]

4 1/2 hours of sleep is never enough.

I agree, Lukas was up from 3 to almost 5... crying and complaining and just not settling... I am so friggn tired now

[dryerdoor]

Morning folks.

[Misteriosa]

hi immy :bye:

did you pick up ac:cf?

[dryerdoor]

hi immy :bye:

did you pick up ac:cf?


No. How is it?

[red_red_red]

I agree, Lukas was up from 3 to almost 5... crying and complaining and just not settling... I am so friggn tired now
this is week # 2 with sick people, Katlyn is home with it today, beerman missed 3 days of work last week...i am tired of sick people and their germs :annoyed:

[Misteriosa]

so far its ok :) but i may have to tt a little bit since i dont get home until 6p :o

it seems like a hybrid on gc-ac and ac:ww. you have your town and then take the bus to the city if you want the more advanced services like redd's store, gracie's boutique, shampoodle, etc.

[disneyspy]

mornin peeps :bye: i dunno what a ac;gf is but it sounds hot

[KingGeno]

If this means something, I think you FBA'ers are pretty cool. You've all been sexylicious, in a non-mo way.

[red_red_red]

mornin peeps :bye: i dunno what a ac;gf is but it sounds hot
it's a code....only people with dark skin understand it















:smile:

[red_red_red]

If this means something, I think you FBA'ers are pretty cool. You've all been sexylicious, in a non-mo way.
what he really means is he wants DS to hump his leg

[Misteriosa]

it's a code....only people with dark skin understand it

:smile:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Cityfolkbox.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Crossing_(Wii)

[red_red_red]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Cityfolkbox.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Crossing_(Wii (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Crossing_%28Wii))
is this a game i need? do i get to kill and maim things?

[dryerdoor]

so far its ok :) but i may have to tt a little bit since i dont get home until 6p :o

it seems like a hybrid on gc-ac and ac:ww. you have your town and then take the bus to the city if you want the more advanced services like redd's store, gracie's boutique, shampoodle, etc.

Hmmm. I might just give that a swing.

[Misteriosa]

no killing or maiming. its the most non-violent game i own. i heart it!! (ac is im my siggy!)

its like the sims with animals but no one dies. its purely for stress relief and is briming with cuteness

[KingGeno]

what he really means is he wants DS to hump his leg

This should explain Animal Crossing. Yup. (http://animalcrossingtragedy.ytmnd.com/)

[red_red_red]

no killing or maiming. its the most non-violent game i own. i heart it!! (ac is im my siggy!)

its like the sims with animals but no one dies. its purely for stress relief and is briming with cuteness
:laugh: you dork....like i would ever play a violent video game. i'll check see if the video store has it and give it whirl, i still haven't gotten hooked on a Wii game, i play my poker game and occasionally play mario karts, but i still suck a big dick @ that one :(

[JimmieHats]

If this means something, I think you FBA'ers are pretty cool. You've all been sexylicious, in a non-mo way.

Aw. Thanks Geno. Group hug!

[dryerdoor]

no killing or maiming. its the most non-violent game i own. i heart it!! (ac is im my siggy!)

its like the sims with animals but no one dies. its purely for stress relief and is briming with cuteness

If you ever get your hands on a PS3, you should give LittleBigPlanet a try.

[Misteriosa]

If you ever get your hands on a PS3, you should give LittleBigPlanet a try.

is that the one that is getting banned cuz the muslims got their panties in a twist?

[dryerdoor]

is that the one that is getting bad cuz the muslims got their panties in a twist?

Fucking muslims....

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. thats the game:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png

On 17 October 2008 SCEE instigated a worldwide recall of LittleBigPlanet and announced that the game's release would have to be pushed back,[48] after a PlayStation Community member reported that the lyrics to one of the songs in the game included passages from the Qur'an and could therefore be offensive to Muslims.[49] The song in question was entitled "Tapha Niang" by Malian artist, Toumani Diabaté, himself a devout Muslim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littlebigplanet

[dryerdoor]

And it's so adorable.

[Misteriosa]

i think i may pick up a copy just because...

[JimmieHats]

is that the one that is getting banned cuz the muslims got their panties in a twist?

Spy report: my band is using that song as our intro music. Not for the "offensive" part, obviously.

[Misteriosa]

Spy report: my band is using that song as our intro music. Not for the "offensive" part, obviously.

Oooo! C'mon red! get the panty launcher ready! :laugh:

edit: here is the song that got the game delayed

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQMO9YVVfHQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQMO9YVVfHQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[dryerdoor]

There's an adorable Mexican Day of the Dead marriage level in it.

[disneyspy]

just looked outside,we have no grass,just a blanket of 3 or 4 inches of snow
time to wax up the skis

[Misteriosa]

heh heh.. im thinking about taking friday off to get some animal crossing done... :p

[dryerdoor]

heh heh.. im thinking about taking friday off to get some animal crossing done... :p

Lucky you.

:( I want a day off.

[~Katja~]

just looked outside,we have no grass,just a blanket of 3 or 4 inches of snow
time to wax up the skis

do old people ski???

[Misteriosa]

do old people ski???

http://rexfoundation.org/imagesrex/foodforthought/wwskier.jpg

:lol:

[disneyspy]

do old people ski???

IM NOT OLD!

[west milly Tom]

How's everybody doing today? Its cold as hell here in Hoboken today.

[west milly Tom]

IM NOT OLD!

You're not young either. :)

[disneyspy]

You're not young either. :)

thank jebus

[~Katja~]

IM NOT OLD!
chill, I am just piling on


You're not young either. :)

by Westley standards we all are ancient... then again... it is hard to believe that the kid has any standards...

[ahhdurr]

are you guys allowed in here during the show?

Move it along.

[disneyspy]

i just stopped in to change my boots,snow sucks

[west milly Tom]

are you guys allowed in here during the show?

Move it along.



Bomb Shelter FTW!

[~Katja~]

are you guys allowed in here during the show?

Move it along.

I am not allowed anywhere but here according to Westley

[red_red_red]

IM NOT OLD!
sure you are, you smell funny too...like a bag of assholes

[red_red_red]

I am not allowed anywhere but here according to Westley
ya want me to beat him up for ya?

[disneyspy]

ya want me to beat him up for ya?

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

[cougarjake13]

I am not allowed anywhere but here according to Westley

fuck westley

[~Katja~]

feel free to beat him.

I have a feeling a few board members will send you friendship requests if you do.

[red_red_red]

feel free to beat him.

I have a feeling a few board members will send you friendship requests if you do.
katja's guide to becoming e popular :thumbup: i was gonna post nudes but i'd much rather kick some homo tail.

[PerryWinkle]

This anger Katja has displaced lately is alarming. She wishes harm on young westley and wants Red to beat his ass. We should keep an eye on her.

[red_red_red]

well shit, i thought i'd make it to 1000 today :( no cookie or bozo button for me

[red_red_red]

This anger Katja has displaced lately is alarming. She wishes harm on young westley and wants Red to beat his ass. We should keep an eye on her.
stifle it mister, or you're the next one to get an ass whoopin

[PerryWinkle]

stifle it mister, or you're the next one to get an ass whoopin

really?

[disneyspy]

We should keep an eye on her.

you told me that was my job,i will not quit til she tells me to

[red_red_red]

really?
yes, always be afraid of a 5"9 redhead, i am armed with cold beer, a smoke, and a mouth that i would never kiss my mother with.

[PerryWinkle]

yes, always be afraid of a 5"9 redhead, i am armed with cold beer, a smoke, and a mouth that i would never kiss my mother with.

that is so hot

[red_red_red]

that is so hot
:laugh: ok, now i don't feel so tough....my back up is here so i am now free to leave the house...peace buddays :wub:

[PerryWinkle]

:laugh: ok, now i don't feel so tough....my back up is here so i am now free to leave the house...peace buddays :wub:

have a good one. bye red :bye:

[~Katja~]

is she gone??? she scares me... I had to go hide :hiding:

[west milly Tom]

is she gone??? she scares me... I had to go hide :hiding:

I think she has some mental issues. :)

[west milly Tom]

Everytime I hit the thread up there's always violence and sexyness, I don't know weather to be turned on or scared.

[~Katja~]

I am just always worried I am the next on her black list.... finding myself beaten and raped in my basement one day... reeking of zaxby's chicken fingers in inappropriate places... :help:

[disneyspy]

I think she has some mental issues. :)

and lives in a 3 story trailer

[paulisded]

katja's guide to becoming e popular :thumbup: i was gonna post nudes but i'd much rather kick some homo tail.

I prefer the nudes method.

[west milly Tom]

I am just always worried I am the next on her black list.... finding myself beaten and raped in my basement one day... reeking of zaxby's chicken fingers in inappropriate places... :help:



Hot or scary? Point made.

[west milly Tom]

and lives in a 3 story trailer

Double-wide?

[disneyspy]

Double-wide?

her as ant that big,ive seen pix

[disneyspy]

as of today i know where the red lives
goin to the country,gonna eat alot of peaches

[west milly Tom]

her as ant that big,ive seen pix

Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth
But when I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth
Oh my fat baby loves to eat
A big ol' Budda belly andHer breasts swing past her feet
My fat baby loves to ea-eat
My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat

-performed by Stewie's Jug Band

[disneyspy]

Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth
But when I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth
Oh my fat baby loves to eat
A big ol' Budda belly andHer breasts swing past her feet
My fat baby loves to ea-eat
My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat

-performed by Stewie's Jug Band

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PerryWinkle]

I am just always worried I am the next on her black list.... finding myself beaten and raped in my basement one day... reeking of zaxby's chicken fingers in inappropriate places... :help:

there are zaxby's in michigan?

[Misteriosa]

hey there...

[~Katja~]

there are zaxby's in michigan?

I am sure they deliver

[PerryWinkle]

good afternoon misti :bye:

[west milly Tom]

hey there...


Sup Misti

[west milly Tom]

there are zaxby's in michigan?

What is Zaxby's?

[PerryWinkle]

What is Zaxby's?

some food place, i think. I guess it's the place where red gets chicken fingers to rape Katja with.

[disneyspy]

the spy went down to georgia
he was lookin for some zaxbys to steal
he was in a bind cuz she had a big behind
but he was willin to make a deal

when along came the red
bakin her fingers and they was mighty hot
she jumped up on her oven
and said "spy lemme tell ya what"

"now i know yure goin to florida
and that might be fine fo yankee folk
but ill push this pie against your thigh
cuz i think my mentals is broke"

the spy gave her a look in her crazed eye
and knew that he'd be raped
so he just smiled and said goodbye"
and got the hell away from that crazy ape

to be played on red's beat up banjo

[west milly Tom]

some food place, i think. I guess it's the place where red gets chicken fingers to rape Katja with.

Ill have a large fingers, a diet coke, fries, and can I get some of that raping sauce on the side?

[Westley]

hey redredred you could never beat me up because u r a girl. i could kill u. i work on recycleing trucks and lift heavy things all day.

[west milly Tom]

the spy went down to georgia
he was lookin for some zaxbys to steal
he was in a bind cuz she had a big behind
but he was willin to make a deal

when along came the red
bakin her fingers and they was mighty hot
she jumped up on her oven
and said "spy lemme tell ya what"

"now i know yure goin to florida
and that might be fine fo yankee folk
but ill push this pie against your thigh
cuz i think my mentals is broke"

the spy gave her a look in her crazed eye
and knew that he'd be raped
so he just smiled and said goodbye"
and got the hell away from that crazy ape

to be played on red's beat up banjo



POTW!

[west milly Tom]

hey redredred you could never beat me up because u r a girl. i could kill u. i work on recycleing trucks and lift heavy things all day.


Three simple words: you are gay.

[PerryWinkle]

the spy went down to georgia
he was lookin for some zaxbys to steal
he was in a bind cuz she had a big behind
but he was willin to make a deal

when along came the red
bakin her fingers and they was mighty hot
she jumped up on her oven
and said "spy lemme tell ya what"

"now i know yure goin to florida
and that might be fine fo yankee folk
but ill push this pie against your thigh
cuz i think my mentals is broke"

the spy gave her a look in her crazed eye
and knew that he'd be raped
so he just smiled and said goodbye"
and got the hell away from that crazy ape

to be played on red's beat up banjo

the 1's and 2's and the 9's
Disneyspy will be drinking out of stines
he will be forton like norton
the 1's and 2's and 3's
red lives among the trees

[PerryWinkle]

hey redredred you could never beat me up because u r a girl. i could kill u. i work on recycleing trucks and lift heavy things all day.

them are fighting words. this westley doesn't take shit, or spelling lessons, from anyone

[~Katja~]

hey redredred you could never beat me up because u r a girl. i could kill u. i work on recycleing trucks and lift heavy things all day.

reading is fundamental. she said she would beat DS up for me.. DUH

[west milly Tom]

them are fighting words. this westley doesn't take shit, or spelling lessons, from anyone

He don't need no spelling lessons, he picks up garbage for work.

[disneyspy]

Three simple words: you are gay.

i like to shorten it to just 'you're'

[~Katja~]

I guess he dropped out of high school after all... so really Westley, that's what you want to do for the rest of your life?

[PerryWinkle]

He don't need no spelling lessons, he picks up garbage for work.

I hope he knows enough to separate the glaaas from the plasstikes

[west milly Tom]

i like to shorten it to just 'you're'


For someone who does a killer Homer, you sure don't ever get my Simpsons references.

[west milly Tom]

I hope he knows enough to separate the glaaas from the plasstikes

Don't throw me away. Hah, funniest commercial ever.

[PerryWinkle]

For someone who gives a killer Hummer, you sure don't ever get my Simpsons references.


they don't get the simpsons in southern canada

[disneyspy]

For someone who does a killer Homer, you sure don't ever get my Simpsons references.

doh!he's a homer sexual?
and for some reason i could only do it that one day

[PerryWinkle]

Don't throw me away. Hah, funniest commercial ever.

forgot about that. i wish misti was here, she is good at finding clips like that

[Misteriosa]

im tired of doing paper work :(

[PerryWinkle]

im tired of doing paper work :(

then stop doing it and tell your bosses to stick it were the sun don't shine. sorry for the language.

[disneyspy]

im tired of doing paper work :(

that was 1st line in the porno i was watchin last night
thx misti,its even sexier now

[west milly Tom]

then stop doing it and tell your bosses to stick it were the sun don't sun. sorry for the language.

Where don't the sun sun?

[~Katja~]

Where don't the sun sun?

I would like to know as well... the sun suns everywhere... at least for me

[PerryWinkle]

Where don't the sun sun?

I would like to know as well... the sun suns everywhere... at least for me

what are you talking about?

and by the way, fuck both of you:tongue:

[~Katja~]

you wish....








checking out... going home now.
bye buddays

[PerryWinkle]

you wish....








checking out... going home now.
bye buddays

I sure do. maybe throw in tom's chick too for good measure. :innocent:


later katja:bye:

[cougarjake13]

Where don't the sun sun?

in peoples asses ??

[west milly Tom]

what are you talking about?

and by the way, fuck both of you:tongue:



I wish, wait what?

[disneyspy]

later katja,
the sun aint sunin here
im already tired of snow
i really need to get out of my apt,just realized i havent left it since saturday nite,i mean im watchin stephen baldwin turnin barney rubble gay and shit,wtf is wrong with me

[west milly Tom]

later katja,
the sun aint sunin here
im already tired of snow
i really need to get out of my apt,just realized i havent left it since saturday nite,i mean im watchin stephen baldwin turnin barney rubble gay and shit,wtf is wrong with me

You need a better hobby than posting.

[disneyspy]

not enuf snow to ski and we only bowl on wednesday nites
i miss golf

[paulisded]

I think Westley is really Bill From Cleveland, or another of the drones from his site.

[west milly Tom]

not enuf snow to ski and we only bowl on wednesday nites
i miss golf


<----fellow skier

[west milly Tom]

I think Westley is really Bill From Cleveland, or another of the drones from his site.


That site still up?

[disneyspy]

educate me,i really am new to messageboards

[BlackSpider]

I'm here...:king:

[paulisded]

That site still up?

I think him and his six members are still around. He likes to sign up at a certain other board every week or so and insult everybody that doesn't meet his standards of fandom before he's ultimately banned again.

[boosterp]

I think him and his six members are still around. He likes to sign up at a certain other board every week or so and insult everybody that doesn't meet his standards of fandom before he's ultimately banned again.

That site gets less action than Bill does, and that is quite hard to fathom.

[disneyspy]

get the hiv?radio gold?3rd tier?wackbag?ftbffba?
im registered at fba and spread the iris,just dont visit them much
did i miss any boards?

[BlackSpider]

get the hiv?radio gold?3rd tier?wackbag?ftbffba?
im registered at fba and spread the iris,just dont visit them much
did i miss any boards?

several...

[boosterp]

Other than this site, why worry about all that other trash?

[PerryWinkle]

I'm here... :king:

[BlackSpider]

I'm here... :king:

when are we drinkin' again...?

[PerryWinkle]

when are we drinkin' again...?

I don't know. when are you hanging with those hot teachers again?

[BlackSpider]

I don't know. when are you hanging with those hot teachers again?

Oh, you wanna ditch Katja...?

I can't take you around them.
I'm selfish...

[PerryWinkle]

Oh, you wanna ditch Katja...?

I can't take you around them.
I'm selfish...

I respect that. a man's got to protect his bitches from others. and who said i wanted to ditch katja, i was just thinking the more the merrier.:smoke:

[boosterp]

I respect that. a man's got to protect his bitches from others. and who said i wanted to ditch katja, i was just thinking the more the merrier.:smoke:

You make very valid points sir!

[BlackSpider]

I respect that. a man's got to protect his bitches from others. and who said i wanted to ditch katja, i was just thinking the more the merrier.:smoke:

Good save... You could give DS some pointers in the other thread...
I'm bustin' his bawls over the same thing...

[~Katja~]

how is it that it seems I am passed around here...

[boosterp]

how is it that it seems I am passed around here...

Everyone wants you dear, we are just playing Lion King here.

[disneyspy]

how is it that it seems I am passed around here...

dont let those creeps get to ya,they're just playin and have no appreciation for the finer things in life

[boosterp]

dont let those creeps get to ya,they're just playin and have no appreciation for the finer things in life

True words.

[BlackSpider]

I feel like a wall-flower...

[paulisded]

how is it that it seems I am passed around here...

Unfortunately, never to me. :(

[~Katja~]

Everyone wants you dear, we are just playing Lion King here.

not sure why...but ok...

those who had me usually needed another on the side...

[paulisded]

not sure why...but ok...

those who had me usually needed another on the side...

I would never do that.

[west milly Tom]

when are we drinkin' again...?

I started wo you
. 2 shots watermelon smirnoff t buds

[PerryWinkle]

not sure why...but ok...

those who had me usually needed another on the side...

those dumbasses. why would someone need more when they already have perfection?

[boosterp]

not sure why...but ok...

those who had me usually needed another on the side...

I remember the first time you said hi to me on FBA. I think it was in Red's thread before her's and Luca's became one. I thought holy shit another German, yay! Although you do look somewhat like my cousin who still lives there in Stuttgart. I thought she was hot.

Those others were not real men, come on!

[west milly Tom]

those dumbasses. why would someone need more when they already have perfection?


I just threw up in my mouth a little

[GreatAmericanZero]

I would never do that.

so if you were hooking up with katja i can get all the rock of love chicks for myself?

Katja MUST hook up with paulisded!

[~Katja~]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

haha... I just thought what in the world could I say to end the cheesy flirting on all accounts...LOL

[west milly Tom]

Although, katja, after people saw me talking to you at the FBA softball game other people started talking to me. Heh.

[BlackSpider]

I remember the first time you said hi to me on FBA. I think it was in Red's thread before her's and Luca's became one. I thought holy shit another German, yay! Although you do look somewhat like my cousin who still lives there in Stuttgart. I thought she was hot.

Those others were not real men, come on!

I think you have her confused with Mephisto's Love Child...

[boosterp]

I think you have her confused with Mephisto's Love Child...

Must of.

[boosterp]

so if you were hooking up with katja i can get all the rock of love chicks for myself?

Katja MUST hook up with paulisded!

I thought you were gay? :huh:

[BlackSpider]

I thought you were gay? :huh:

I didn't wanna say it....

[west milly Tom]

I think you have her confused with Mephisto's Love Child...

I thought this chic was MLC, turned out her name was Bernice. Super akward.

[PerryWinkle]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

is that from those shots you were doing?

[boosterp]

I thought this chic was MLC, turned out her name was Bernice. Super akward.

Dude, never call her MLC! It is MsLC remember this because it will save your balls.

[west milly Tom]

is that from those shots you were doing?


Listen smart guy, chics like assholes. Its just the way it is. If you really want the unattainable one, be the guy that dosent hit on her, stand her up, don't answer the phone when she calls, and bang another broad. She'll be all yours. In no time.

[west milly Tom]

Dude, never call her MLC! It is MsLC remember this because it will save your balls.

Inside joke?

[paulisded]

so if you were hooking up with katja i can get all the rock of love chicks for myself?

Katja MUST hook up with paulisded!

Again, Gaz knows how to work all the angles.

[boosterp]

Inside joke?

NO!

MLC = mafia life chris and MsLC does not want her name confused. And, yes she has a scrotum collection in her basement from that very mistake.

[PerryWinkle]

Listen smart guy, chics like assholes. Its just the way it is. If you really want the unattainable one, be the guy that dosent hit on her, stand her up, don't answer the phone when she calls, and bang another broad. She'll be all yours. In no time.

I'm writing all those things down. watch me work them in tonight

[~Katja~]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

[BlackSpider]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

is that from those shots you were doing?

Oh Snap...

Listen smart guy, chics like assholes. Its just the way it is. If you really want the unattainable one, be the guy that dosent hit on her, stand her up, don't answer the phone when she calls, and bang another broad. She'll be all yours. In no time.

I'm writing all those things down. watch me work them in tonight


Double Snap...!!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

whats wrong with the chicks we got? the chicks we got blow pretty good.....

[BlackSpider]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

You're out where I am...

[west milly Tom]

NO!

MLC = mafia life chris and MsLC does not want her name confused. And, yes she has a scrotum collection in her basement from that very mistake.



Let me apologize. Sorry Katja. (please don't cut off my balls, I need them for various ball related things)

[PerryWinkle]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

what it's to you anyway. Who says I'm single? In fact I with a chick right now.






How was that WMT?

[boosterp]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

I am real picky. Most I meet can not hold an intelligible conversation and I am not being condensing here. In the past 3 months I have dated three women that did not last past the second date because I did not like talking to them.

Is it too much to ask that a lady has self-confidence and can hold a conversation?

[paulisded]

so what is wrong with all you guys anyway... (except for the asshole with the hot chick)...

why are ya all single... what's wrong with the chicks out there where you are?

None of them can compete with you.

[PerryWinkle]

Is it too much to ask that a lady has self-confidence and can hold a conversation?

yes

[BlackSpider]

I am real picky. Most I meet can not hold an intelligible conversation and I am not being condensing here. In the past 3 months I have dated three women that did not last past the second date because I did not like talking to them.

Is it too much to ask that a lady has self-confidence and can hold a conversation?

why would you want to talk to them...???:unsure:

[west milly Tom]

None of them can compete with you.

Eww

[boosterp]

why would you want to talk to them...???:unsure:

Because that is half the turn on for me.

[PerryWinkle]

why would you want to talk to them...???:unsure:

exactly! all the girls i date can't shut up. I keep hearing them yap about barbie dolls this and dora the explorer that. for fuck sake, shut up already.

[west milly Tom]

Because that is half the turn on for me.


What ever happened to a nice Ass being a turn on?

[~Katja~]

whats wrong with the chicks we got? the chicks we got blow pretty good.....
right, but you need to blow them and not blow them off

None of them can compete with you.

<3 that was not the answer I was fishing for though

what it's to you anyway. Who says I'm single? In fact I with a chick right now.



How was that WMT?
oooh, you should stop by tomorrow night ;)


How was that WMT? it seems to be working...lol

[BlackSpider]

exactly! all the girls i date can't shut up. I keep hearing them yap about barbie dolls this and dora the explorer that. for fuck sake, shut up already.

And ponies and MySpace, and the Jonas Brothers...

[boosterp]

exactly! all the girls i date can't shut up. I keep hearing them yap about barbie dolls this and dora the explorer that. for fuck sake, shut up already.

Drum roll please, we have the post of the month. Oh, and a really good mod quote.

[west milly Tom]

exactly! all the girls i date can't shut up. I keep hearing them yap about barbie dolls this and dora the explorer that. for fuck sake, shut up already.

Try dressing up like a clown and making balloon animals, they love that as much as snow cones.

[west milly Tom]

right, but you need to blow them and not blow them off



<3 that was not the answer I was fishing for though


oooh, you should stop by tomorrow night ;)


How was that WMT? it seems to be working...lol



Very good grasshopper. Now just master getting drunk with your boys and not calling her and you're almost there.

[PerryWinkle]

oooh, you should stop by tomorrow night ;)


How was that WMT? it seems to be working...lol

Maybe I'll stop by, but maybe i won't. keep the door unlocked incase I decide to stop over late.

[BlackSpider]

I usually offer to buy their cookies.
you know, as an ice-breaker...

[boosterp]

I usually offer to buy their cookies.
you know, as an ice-breaker...

But never a ride home from school?

[boosterp]

Damn Riesling is getting me a bit tipsy and I have to drive for more.

[~Katja~]

Damn Riesling is getting me a bit tipsy and I have to drive for more.

girly wine makes grown men tipsy...


get a real wine if ya go out... Riesling stinks...

[GreatAmericanZero]

if this was an actual bombshelter, and katja was the last woman we knew alive..this thread would be exactly the same

[west milly Tom]

Damn Riesling is getting me a bit tipsy and I have to drive for more.

Riesling is mad good, but very very gay.
:king:

[west milly Tom]

if this was an actual bombshelter, and katja was the last woman we knew alive..this thread would be exactly the same

Stop bringing me down.

[west milly Tom]

girly wine makes grown men tipsy...


get a real wine if ya go out... Riesling stinks...

You are slowly becoming my thread nemesis. Furtherman watch out.

[boosterp]

girly wine makes grown men tipsy...


get a real wine if ya go out... Riesling stinks...

Riesling is mad good, but very very gay.
:king:

I am an amateur wine snob, even with my own wine frig. There is nothing wrong with having different wines in one's frig and judging from the wine fests that I attended in Germany, nothing gay about my wine selection.

[PerryWinkle]

I wish i knew more about wine. I had this stuff one time and it could of been the best thing I ever drank. It was so good, but I have no clue what it was.

[~Katja~]

eh, I just never liked Riesling... I prefer a fresh and crisp white wine, preferably dry


I tried an expensive ice wine once and just couldn't bring myself to finish it.

[west milly Tom]

I am an amateur wine snob, even with my own wine frig. There is nothing wrong with having different wines in one's frig and judging from the wine fests that I attended in Germany, nothing gay about my wine selection.


Way to be. Serious guy

[~Katja~]

I wish i knew more about wine. I had this stuff one time and it could of been the best thing I ever drank. It was so good, but I have no clue what it was.

red or white?

[PerryWinkle]

red or white?

i believe it was red. it was at an anniversary party for my parents at some restaurant, and my sisters ordered this wine and we just kept drinking it until we wiped out all there bottles of it, so we then went to the next kind, and it was just as good. Maybe I should ask them, but I doubt they will remember what it was.

[west milly Tom]

eh, I just never liked Riesling... I prefer a fresh and crisp white wine, preferably dry


I tried an expensive ice wine once and just couldn't bring myself to finish it.


Katja:
Try Spy Valley Sauvignon Blanc. It is my and my chicks favorite wine of all time. Its from New Zealand and only costs $14-15 a bottle. I've been all over the country for tastings in Napa, the finger lakes long island and eight by me are 4 of New Yorks most popular wineries. This Spy Valley is awesome.

Anytime you guys want to come out for a tasting let me know. I usually rent a van and drive to the great wineries around here and then back to the house for wine and food.

[~Katja~]

after 3 bottles anything else tastes good...lol


was it an italian restaurant?

[BlackSpider]

I wish i knew more about wine. I had this stuff one time and it could of been the best thing I ever drank. It was so good, but I have no clue what it was.

Did it come out of a long, fleshy hose ?
'cause that might have been cum...

[~Katja~]

Did it come out of a long, fleshy hose ?
'cause that might have been cum...

eeew, he said it was red

[PerryWinkle]

after 3 bottles anything else tastes good...lol


was it an italian restaurant?

no it was some little, but very good, restaurant in emmaus. I believe it was the farmhouse something or other. i don't remember, it was a few years ago. I haven't been able to find anything since, that I found that good, so I don't drink much wine for that reason.

[BlackSpider]

eeew, he said it was red

That part got posted while I was typing that little gem...

[PerryWinkle]

Katja:
Try Spy Valley Sauvignon Blanc. It is my and my chicks favorite wine of all time. Its from New Zealand and only costs $14-15 a bottle. I've been all over the country for tastings in Napa, the finger lakes long island and eight by me are 4 of New Yorks most popular wineries. This Spy Valley is awesome.

Anytime you guys want to come out for a tasting let me know. I usually rent a van and drive to the great wineries around here and then back to the house for wine and food.

you said Spy Valley. I bet Katja would love that kind.

[west milly Tom]

Fine Ill go but I an NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!

[BlackSpider]

you said Spy Valley. I bet Katja would love that kind.

not after his posts in that other thread...

[PerryWinkle]

Katja:
Try Spy Valley Sauvignon Blanc. It is my and my chicks favorite wine of all time. Its from New Zealand and only costs $14-15 a bottle. I've been all over the country for tastings in Napa, the finger lakes long island and eight by me are 4 of New Yorks most popular wineries. This Spy Valley is awesome.

Anytime you guys want to come out for a tasting let me know. I usually rent a van and drive to the great wineries around here and then back to the house for wine and food.

I'm in. Just wondering, how well does your chick handle her alcohol?

[west milly Tom]

I'm in. Just wondering, how well does your chick handle her alcohol?

You sneaky devil.

[BlackSpider]

I'm in. Just wondering, how does your chick hold her liquor?

By the Ears...

(fixed for humor)

[west milly Tom]

not after his posts in that other thread...

What other thread, don't leave me outside the joke.

[PerryWinkle]

You sneaky devil.

Just keep driving that van, we're fine back here.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i had german food last night..i took my parents to hofbrauhaus

i had this pork shoulder thing with sauerkraut and a bread dumpling. then for dessert i had a scwarzwalder kirsch torte and it was good

[PerryWinkle]

i had german food last night..i took my parents to hofbrauhaus

i had this pork shoulder thing with sauerkraut and a bread dumpling. then for dessert i had a scwarzwalder kirsch torte and it was good

I always hungry for a little german.

I'm sorry I had to, it was just sitting there waiting to be said

[~Katja~]

i had german food last night..i took my parents to hofbrauhaus

i had this pork shoulder thing with sauerkraut and a bread dumpling. then for dessert i had a scwarzwalder kirsch torte and it was good

I could only stomach the Torte.
that pork dish is typical bavarian ... yech

[GreatAmericanZero]

I could only stomach the Torte.
that pork dish is typical bavarian ... yech

they say Cincinnati has the highest german population in the united states. the oktoberfest in downtown cincinnati was way fun

[west milly Tom]

I'm in. Just wondering, how well does your chick handle her alcohol?


I once had to tell her after getting screamed at outside the copacabana, very seriously, "no more red wine in public!" my friends thought it was so funny. People still say it to her and it was 4 years ago.

That same night I asked the president of her company to dance and while we were dancing I told her she was the "finest president ever".

[BlackSpider]

I once had to tell her after getting screamed at outside the copacabana, very seriously, "no more red wine in public!" my friends thought it was so funny. People still say it to her and it was 4 years ago.

That same night I asked the president of her company to dance and while we were dancing I told her she was the "finest president ever".

The Hotest spot north of Havana...?

[west milly Tom]

The Hotest spot north of Havana...?

Barry Manilow was not in the house.

[PerryWinkle]

I once had to tell her after getting screamed at outside the copacabana, very seriously, "no more red wine in public!" my friends thought it was so funny. People still say it to her and it was 4 years ago.

That same night I asked the president of her company to dance and while we were dancing I told her she was the "finest president ever".

you guys sound like a perfect match. did you get a little bare tit from her president?

[west milly Tom]

you guys sound like a perfect match. did you get a little bare tit from her president?

Her president was like 45 and black. She was like a deer in headlights,
Had no idea what to say back. It was great.

[west milly Tom]

you guys sound like a perfect match. did you get a little bare tit from her president?

It was extra funny cause my chick heard me.

[PerryWinkle]

Her president was like 45 and black. She was like a deer in headlights,
Had no idea what to say back. It was great.

so you don't like black bare tit?

[west milly Tom]

so you don't like black bare tit?

Who dosent like black bare tit? I just wanted to illustrate how akward it was.

[~Katja~]

no it was some little, but very good, restaurant in emmaus. I believe it was the farmhouse something or other. i don't remember, it was a few years ago. I haven't been able to find anything since, that I found that good, so I don't drink much wine for that reason.

wine takes a while to appreciate... lots of tastings and you will find you love it

Fine Ill go but I an NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!
merlot is like the weed of the wine drinking addiction

they say Cincinnati has the highest german population in the united states. the oktoberfest in downtown cincinnati was way fun

I live on German Hill here... we know to settle



and apparently our houses never stop settling

Her president was like 45 and black. She was like a deer in headlights,
Had no idea what to say back. It was great.

who said Obama was the first black president...