Post Purgatory

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, baseball fans...get your asses to the MLB vote off thread! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75852)

[Gvac]

Is there anything on TV tonight for heteros to watch?

[Foster]

Is there anything on TV tonight for heteros to watch?

Big Love?

[Snoogans]

Hey, baseball fans...get your asses to the MLB vote off thread! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75852)

FUCK THESE GAMES

[hammersavage]

fuck your couch

[hammersavage]

You should place a bet on the Oscars. Always makes things that are uninteresting to some people funner.

[Gvac]

A man of my caliber should have steak for breakfast every day.

[TheMojoPin]

A man of my caliber

A .22?

[Gvac]

A .22?

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747408/dirty-harry-20061122014029543.jpg

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Well...do ya?

[IMSlacker]

You could always offer yourself up as the sacrificial lamb. I'll get the "Free Slacker!" propaganda ready.

It needs to be an unwarranted banning to really get people stirred up. I'm not sure how to pull that off.

[Thebazile78]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747408/dirty-harry-20061122014029543.jpg

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Well...do ya?

Dude, everybody knows Dirty Harry carries a .44, not a .22

Come ON!

[Gvac]

Dude, everybody knows Dirty Harry carries a .44, not a .22

Come ON!

That was my point.

[TheMojoPin]

We all know the truth.

http://www.neaca.com/images/Remington_Vest_Pocket_22_Pistol_2_.JPG

[Thebazile78]

We all know the truth.

http://www.neaca.com/images/Remington_Vest_Pocket_22_Pistol_2_.JPG

You ever see one of those in person?

The psychopath I dated in college (who subsequently stalked me after breaking up with me) was a gun enthusiast ... he had SEVERAL vest pocket pistols.

He also had either a replica or the same model of the gun Clint used in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly ... and a gun stashed in a closet that he didn't handle which he insisted he intended on using to "take care of" his ex-fiancee's half-brother. (Why I didn't run screaming from the house at that moment, I will never know.)

[ToiletCrusher]

shit. this was a bad idea.

[sailor]

A man of my caliber should have steak for breakfast every day.

what you have now is ridiculously inadequate for a man of your stature.

[Friday]

yeah.... totally missed the point there. but yer cute so you get a pass.

[Gvac]

More like deezlies!

[midwestjeff]

Faggots.

[hammersavage]

Keyshawn Johnson on Iron Chef. How strange. Can't watch now because of Oscar.

[Don Stugots]

N/M Gvac's was funnier

[midwestjeff]

I'm pretty sure that I hate each and every one of you.

[Friday]

I'm pretty sure that I hate each and every one of you.

hurtful.

[hammersavage]

Yea, what the hell?

[RoseBlood]

He's very snouty, but not nearly as stuck up as me.. :dry:

[hammersavage]

The host from the restaurant scene in Ferris Beuller's is less stuck up than you.

[RoseBlood]

The host from the restaurant scene in Ferris Beuller's is less stuck up than you.
You Tube it for me or something, I'm not familiar.

[Marc with a c]

rose is the sausage queen of new jersey

[hammersavage]

What!?!

Best I could do:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/ferris_bueller_maitre-d-chez-jonathan-schmock.JPG

[hammersavage]

I'm suggesting you leave before I get snooty.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm suggesting you leave before I get snooty.

Snooty!?

[hammersavage]

Snotty.

[RoseBlood]

What!?!

Best I could do:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/ferris_bueller_maitre-d-chez-jonathan-schmock.JPG

He's got a better mustache than you.

[hammersavage]

He's got a better mustache than you.

So did my grandma

[Tenbatsuzen]

You put a hand on me I yell rat.

[RoseBlood]

rose is the sausage queen of new jersey

Jersey? I'm better than that.

[Marc with a c]

where are you from?

[hammersavage]

In zip code only, toots

[hammersavage]

where are you from?

Creep.

Ask her blood type too why don't ya

[Marc with a c]

what's your sign?

[RoseBlood]

hahaha long island.

[RoseBlood]

Creep.

Ask her blood type too why don't ya

I think he's asking you savage.

[Marc with a c]

rose is the sausage queen of dong island.

[hammersavage]

Who they attractin' with that line, What's you name, What's your sign.


And I'm a Leo

[RoseBlood]

In zip code only, toots
gross

[hammersavage]

Have you not seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

[RoseBlood]

rose is the sausage queen of dong island.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/jennyann1029/16Candles_LongDuckDong1.jpg

[hammersavage]

Big rake

[RoseBlood]

Have you not seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

I saw it once, but I don't remember the script.

[Snoogans]

Who they attractin' with that line, What's you name, What's your sign.


And I'm a Leo

ask you what yo interests are, who you be wit, things that make you smile, what number to dial

[hammersavage]

My mother touched me once.




Once.

[spoon]

rose is the sausage queen of dong island.

You lost your title!
:blink:

[Marc with a c]

You lost your title!
:blink:

i'm the king baby.

"you come at the king you best not miss."

[RoseBlood]

this picture would've been more relevant about 5 posts ago but .net is acting like a little bitch... twitter that jon..

http://www.bournesbratfest.com/images/bratfest_queen.jpg

[RoseBlood]

My mother touched me once.




Once.

But your father never hugged you :glurps:

[hammersavage]

Great. Thanks for bringing that up. I'm gonna go now :sad:

[spoon]

i'm the king baby.

"you come at the king you best not miss."

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/506321287_69ffec57b9.jpg

[spoon]

this picture would've been more relevant about 5 posts ago but .net is acting like a little bitch... twitter that jon..

http://www.bournesbratfest.com/images/bratfest_queen.jpg

First off, what's with the bucket?

Next, I'd fuck her.

Holy fuck did that last statement crack me up too!

That should surely be a sign off!

[RoseBlood]

Great. Thanks for bringing that up. I'm gonna go now :sad:

Don't be like that.. there's plenty of older father figures here that would be happy to fill that void savage.

[hammersavage]

What was the hub bub about your absence? I don't get it.

[hammersavage]

Don't be like that.. there's plenty of older father figures here that would be happy to fill that void savage.

I'm gonna go listen to 'Father Figure'

[RoseBlood]

First off, what's with the bucket?

Next, I'd fuck her.

Holy fuck did that last statement crack me up too!

That should surely be a sign off!

I didn't notice the bucket. What a keen observer you are! It's probably filled with bloody raw pig meat.

[RoseBlood]

I'll be your daddy
I will be the one who loves you

[spoon]

I didn't notice the bucket. What a keen observer you are! It's probably filled with bloody raw pig meat.

Well it is a German title so it could be filled with any type of blood I'm sure. Or hell, I'll fill it with some happy sauce for the queen!

[spoon]

Oh and will they give out titles like this at the JustJon Twestival!?

[hammersavage]

Cuz I gotta have faith-ah faith-ah faith-ahhhhhh

[hammersavage]

Goddamn Conan shouldn't leave New York.

[RoseBlood]

Cuz I gotta have faith-ah faith-ah faith-ahhhhhh

omg.. you really are ghey. Did hugh jackman inspire you to take tap lessons?

[hammersavage]

I was gonna go with wake me up before you go go.

And that Hugh Jackman is an inspiration to us all.

[RoseBlood]

Oh he definitely is, so are ya gonna finally replace that Harvey Firestein poster with a Hugh Jackman one?

[hammersavage]

I don't need this abuse from some spoiled Long Island lolita offering to be my daddy one minute then mocking George Michael the next.

[styckx]

Not everything involves you and your stupid fucking Oscar pics.

[hammersavage]

For Paulo, the Oscars mean everything. Even though he watches 20 minutes of each film

[drjoek]

430 am on Oscar night and Jay Mohr is posting on Ronfez.net
:thumbup:
Damn we rock

[Hottub]

It was only 1:30 in L.A.

[Heather 8]

OK, so he chose posting over banging.

I worry about that sweet boy sometimes.

[Don Stugots]

ssssshhhhhh. no one say anything.

[disneyspy]

ok i'm really old now,i talked to the hot russian chick that lives next door,the one that strips down to her panties in bra in the laundry room,shes half my age,and called me mister

[Don Stugots]

ok i'm really old now,i talked to the hot russian chick that lives next door,the one that strips down to her panties in bra in the laundry room,shes half my age,and called me gramps

sorry to hear it.:innocent:

[MisterSmith]

Now that I am in the right thread...



I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it really does.

It's the kind of thing other members would get yelled at for doing, but for some reason it is OK if he does it. I understand this board less and less every day.

[Gvac]

Now that I am in the right thread...



I don't why it bugs me so much, but it really does.

It's the kind of thing other members would get yelled at for doing, but for some reason it is OK if he does it. I understand this board less and less every day.

Who?

What?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[JerseyRich]

Who?

What?

Inquiring minds want to know!

My guess is that it's Lleeder or Stugots.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Now that I am in the right thread...



I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it really does.

It's the kind of thing other members would get yelled at for doing, but for some reason it is OK if he does it. I understand this board less and less every day.

OK, let's talk. What'd I do now?

[Don Stugots]

opposing view point.

[Tenbatsuzen]

opposing view point.

Usually with a snarky, self-esteem hurting comment thrown in for good measure.

[disneyspy]

i was positive he was postin about me

[Gvac]

I think it's really cool that Jay Mohr posts here, but does everyone have to kiss his ass every time he posts?

The cool thing about this place is that everyone's opinion carries the same weight. I don't want to see it turn into some of those other boards.

[BlackSpider]

Uncanny...

[disneyspy]

I think it's really cool that Jay Mohr posts here, but does everyone have to kiss his ass every time he posts?

The cool thing about this place is that everyone's opinion carries the same weight. I don't want to see it turn into some of those other boards.

shut up im waitin for his next post

[Hottub]

That's bull.
I enjoy taking my little shots.

[razorboy]

shut up im jacking to his last post

There you go.

[Don Stugots]

I think it's really cool that Jay Mohr posts here, but does everyone have to kiss his ass every time he posts?

The cool thing about this place is that everyone's opinion carries the same weight. I don't want to see it turn into some of those other boards.

do not make a Jay Mohr is not God thread. the man is a God.

[BlackSpider]

He does these impressions...

[Hottub]

You'd swear it was the real person up there.

[Don Stugots]

you guys are talking about me right? my dice and Jackie the joke man are really good. thanks.

[drjoek]

I think it's really cool that Jay Mohr posts here, but does everyone have to kiss his ass every time he posts?

The cool thing about this place is that everyone's opinion carries the same weight. I don't want to see it turn into some of those other boards.



I called Jay out 2 times today for voting in the MLB thread and slurped him once so its not EVERY time. Plus the post I praised WAS funny.

Please don't tell my opinion count the same as that disneyspy old coot!

[BlackSpider]

I called Jay out 2 times today for voting in the MLB thread and slurped him once so its not EVERY time. Plus the post I praised WAS funny.

Please don't tell my opinion count the same as that disneyspy old coot!

I was only jokin'...

[Hottub]

I called Jay out 2 times today for voting in the MLB thread and slurped him once so its not EVERY time. Plus the post I praised WAS funny.

Please don't tell my opinion count the same as that disneyspy old coot!

Then I guess it can't really be Jay.

[sailor]

I think it's really cool that Jay Mohr posts here, but does everyone have to kiss his ass every time he posts?

The cool thing about this place is that everyone's opinion carries the same weight. I don't want to see it turn into some of those other boards.
seriously? with the way folk fawn over you like some pied piper of the ghey?

[Gvac]

seriously? with the way folk fawn over you like some pied piper of the ghey?

Fuck you.

Jealous prick.

[TheMojoPin]

BURN.

Advantage: sailor.

[Gvac]

BURN.

Advantage: sailor.

Who?

[TheMojoPin]

Who?

You, you jealous demagogue.

[Gvac]

You, you jealous demagogue.

HAHAHA!

Shhhh....a celebrity is here! Let's all go pretend we're friends with him because he posts here!

[Hottub]

400 posts, and I've never seen snoogan's tip.

Buncha fruits.

[lleeder]

Like piper at the gates of ghey.

[Don Stugots]

HAHAHA!

Shhhh....a celebrity is here! Let's all go pretend we're friends with him because he posts here!

you are not really my friend?

[sailor]

gheys of dawn?

[IMSlacker]

It's not just the gheys, he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[BlackSpider]

It's not just the gheys, he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.



^^^______This... :lol:

[hammersavage]

I will not be called filth. That's a personal attack

[Marc with a c]

seriously? with the way folk fawn over you like some pied piper of the ghey?

ha. i missed that, sailor's the best.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

400 posts, and I've never seen snoogan's tip.

.

that's because you take the whole shaft

[hammersavage]

You see us how you want to see us. In the simple terms, in the most convenient definitions.

[Marc with a c]

You see us how you want to see us. In the simple terms, in the most convenient definitions.

brain-mike the teacher
athlete-just jon
basketcase- keithy
princess-rose
criminal- ikea boy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Marc Snoogans and Matty are the Heathers

[Tenbatsuzen]

This isn't even for this board, but dude, if you can't even write a proper sentence, what the fuck are you doing buying a house? It's people like you who got us into this mess in the first place.

Jesus.

[hammersavage]

Hippo-Chunk
Angry Asian Guy-Data
Marc-Mouth
Rose-Andy
grlnin-Stef
Me-Mikey Walsh

[styckx]

I"m Too Sexy For This Thread Ohhh Yeah Give Me Head

[Marc with a c]

benny the jet- runnerkid
porter- hippo
yeah yeah- kevin
squints- jonyrotn
the black pitcher- dash
smalls- phishy

edit: and you're no mikey sucker.

[hammersavage]

It's easy when you play against a bunch of retards and fat kids Rodriguez.

I am without a doubt the Mikey Walsh of this board. I got brains and ambition and asthma.

[Snoogans]

400 posts, and I've never seen snoogan's tip.

Buncha fruits.

How could you ever have the time to watch with those kids you have trapped in teh basement?

[hammersavage]

I want to Monster Squad but I don't know how beloved it is in other households besides mine.

Hippo-Horace
Katja-Scary German Guy

That's all I got.

[Marc with a c]

jessie- htg
screech- epo
lisa- pixie
kelly- grlNIN
slater- bossanova
zack- me
mr. belding- just jon
miss bliss- bazile
mylo- dash

[hammersavage]

I was gonna do the same with the same exact results, preppy.

I saw grlNIN more as Tori, GVac as Max, and I'm Ox.



Totally forgot mylo.

[Marc with a c]

gvac is totally max. but he thinks he's rod.

[hammersavage]

Paul Pfeiffer-mikeyboy
Kevin Arnold-Me
Wayne-Tenbats
Winnie Cooper-Winnie Cooper

[Marc with a c]

winnie cooper isn't a board member.

winnie cooper- too cute

[hammersavage]

I'll take your word on it

[Marc with a c]

I'll take your word on it

you should craig stram

and radio shark is that actor guy they had play mr bekding and zack's dad in the same episode.

[hammersavage]

Craig Strand

[Marc with a c]

i'll take your word for it.

[hammersavage]

You should Maxwell Nerdstrom

[spoon]

jessie- htg
screech- epo
lisa- pixie
kelly- grlNIN
slater- bossanova
zack- me
mr. belding- just jon
miss bliss- bazile
mylo- dash

Ooo ooo, I want to be the bad element from every episode!

[Marc with a c]

whatever mr dewey.

[Marc with a c]

Ooo ooo, I want to be the bad element from every episode!

you can be deek.

(please somebody remember that episode)

[hammersavage]

Spoon can't read?

[spoon]

Spoon can't read?

what

[Marc with a c]

Spoon can't read?

sweet.

deek was just the first 'bed element' guy i thought of. i should've said eric, spoon is definitely eric.

[Marc with a c]

what

saved by the bell reference.

[spoon]

saved by the bell reference.

what

[Marc with a c]

what

maybe you are deek.

[hammersavage]

Jake Ryan-Me
Long Duck Dong-Angry Asian Guy
Farmer Ted-Marc
Sam Baker-Kathleen from the Bronx
Lumberjack-Heather 8
Caroline Mulford-Rosebrat

[Marc with a c]

marc- quest crew
hammersavage- sass x 7

[hammersavage]

I always saw you as more of a Boxcuttuhz

[Marc with a c]

they were awesome, they got a raw deal.

[hammersavage]

Spoon is Fly Khicks



And I'm done

[Marc with a c]

joe d.- hippo
simeon- jersey rich
pradeep- cyyyfyy
that old weird dude- hottub
kosmo- me

[Marc with a c]

And I'm done

walk it out

[Don Stugots]

Sometimes even when I do the right thing it ends up being the wrong thing.

[Thebazile78]

I want to Monster Squad but I don't know how beloved it is in other households besides mine.

Hippo-Horace
Katja-Scary German Guy

That's all I got.

I love The Monster Squad ... must've seen it 50 times before I was out of the 8th grade.

I will have to think about it to re-cast it, though. Hopefully, hilarity would then ensue.

jessie- htg
screech- epo
lisa- pixie
kelly- grlNIN
slater- bossanova
zack- me
mr. belding- just jon
miss bliss- bazile
mylo- dash

There are worse things to be called than Hayley Mills.

[RoseBlood]

I will not be called filth. That's a personal attack
It's not an attack if it's true.
brain-mike the teacher
athlete-just jon
basketcase- keithy
princess-rose
criminal- ikea boy
Hippo-Chunk
Angry Asian Guy-Data
Marc-Mouth
Rose-Andy
grlnin-Stef
Me-Mikey Walsh
Jake Ryan-Me
Long Duck Dong-Angry Asian Guy
Farmer Ted-Marc
Sam Baker-Kathleen from the Bronx
Lumberjack-Heather 8
Caroline Mulford-Rosebrat
WTF?
Marc Snoogans and Matty are the Heathers
You forgot:
Hippos - Martha Dunnstock
hammersavage - Ram
Marc - Rodney

[styckx]

It's sad a near 50 year old man can't call the girl he is with by name and still refers to her as his "girlfriend".

[Heather 8]

Lumberjack-Heather 8


That hurts.

[drjoek]

Enough with the 80s sitcom/board member gimmick in every thread. Its almost as bad as the star fucking jay mohr posts

[styckx]

omfg Jay Mohr Posts Here?
Brb Going To Lube Up

[Friday]

now i know for certain you didn't see this movie. or the trailer. ha. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

I never said I saw it.

[Friday]

i realize that.
but i made a cute reference and you will never get it. :sad:

[ToiletCrusher]

some day i will and when i do, anticipate a proper reply.

[RoseBlood]

Sometimes even when I do the right thing it ends up being the wrong thing.
That's what you get for listening too Spike Lee and not Jersey Rich.
Enough with the 80s sitcom/board member gimmick in every thread. Its almost as bad as the star fucking jay mohr posts
Stop being a killjoy. :thumbdown:
*edit* Mrs. Garett - drjoek.

[Freitag]

There are worse things to be called than Hayley Mills.

must...resist...making... parent... trap... joke

[Thebazile78]

must...resist...making... parent... trap... joke

This:

http://www.markandmercedes.com/home/images/jc_parenttrap.jpg

Versus this:

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2155893/2157584/2167369/070606_HWL_lohanEX.jpg


But I will kill you if you post one car-accident photo.

[~Katja~]

i realize that.
but i made a cute reference and you will never get it. :sad:

if it makes you feel better I got the reference...

[drjoek]

That's what you get for listening too Spike Lee and not Jersey Rich.

Stop being a killjoy. :thumbdown:
*edit* Mrs. Garett - drjoek.



Now I got mentioned in one
:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

I want to Monster Squad but I don't know how beloved it is in other households besides mine.

Hippo-Horace
Katja-Scary German Guy

That's all I got.

thanks

[hammersavage]

That hurts.

You were the only tough woman I could think of on here, no offense. I suppose I could have said jerseyrich.

thanks

It was late, I needed a joke. And like Shakespeare, a woman could play a man's role in my vision.

WTF?

The scary thing is how perfectly you fit into those roles. We didn't even have to think em over.

[RoseBlood]

The scary thing is how perfectly you fit into those roles. We didn't even have to think em over.

It's ok.. I can roll with it.. I get the joke.. I'm stuck-up, bratty and spoiled.
This is like the Gvac is old and Mojo is a commie and Dougie is gay jo.....
ohhhh damn :sad:

[hammersavage]

joke?


oh yeah, joke.

[RoseBlood]

joke?


oh yeah, joke.
Jake Ryan-Me
This is a joke right?


zack- me

Wrong.. Zack - razorboy:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/zxfjdj.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Why so cummy?

[Heather 8]

You were the only tough woman I could think of on here, no offense. I suppose I could have said jerseyrich.



So now you're saying I look like Rich? Your hurtful ways just don't end, do they?

[RoseBlood]

So now you're saying I look like Rich? Your hurtful ways just don't end, do they?

I think he was saying Rich has a womanly figure.

[JerseyRich]

I think he was saying Rich has a womanly figure.

If you mean Lady Trucker when you say womanly figure then, yes.

[Heather 8]

What a relief, I thought he was saying I should shave my beard.

[hammersavage]

I'm not saying anything about anyone except I'm a mix of Mikey Walsh and Jake Ryan.


DEAL!

[RoseBlood]

I'm not saying anything about anyone except I'm a mix of Mikey Walsh and Jake Ryan.
Mikey's Penis; Jake's Height.
Sometimes life hands ya lemons.. just sayin'

[hammersavage]

I'd take it

[drjoek]

Seems very generous. But if that works for ya so be it

[razorboy]

Wrong.. Zack - razorboy

Zack hasn't aged nearly as gracefully as I have.

[ToiletCrusher]

really... no interview? that's just disappointing... I needed this.

[styckx]

whargarbl

[MisterSmith]

See. It's contagious.

[ToiletCrusher]

See. It's contagious.

spread the virus

[MisterSmith]

spread the virus

Eat a d@#$.


:tongue:


***Edit: And although I think you are a great guy and a great poster, I can't condone what you are doing.

[drjoek]

toiletcrusher for Mod

[ToiletCrusher]

toiletcrusher for Mod

I'd love a new ipod.

[Thebazile78]

Because I fraking missed the opportunity earlier, and it would be a total non-sequitur, this is going here in Purgatory:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_RZTusUzM8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_RZTusUzM8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Don Stugots]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cernW4E0STY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cernW4E0STY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Gvac]

Keep laughing, sodomites. Laugh all the way to hell.

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/images/fagsdoomnationsfredjr.jpg

[epo]

Keep laughing, sodomites. Laugh all the way to hell.

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/images/fagsdoomnationsfredjr.jpg

Faggot.

[ToiletCrusher]

Keep laughing, sodomites. Laugh all the way to hell.

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/images/fagsdoomnationsfredjr.jpg

Fuckin A!

[Gvac]

http://sharpiron.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/god-hates-you.jpg

[underdog]

Did LordJezo hack gvac's account?

[weekapaugjz]

this new gimmick sucks.

[Gvac]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/fetus2.jpg

[RoseBlood]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/fetus2.jpg

That is a delicious delicacy. Like fetus bobbing from a pregnant woman's vagina?

[underdog]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/fetus2.jpg

Photography takes souls.

You've committed abortion on this poor, innocent soul. Sinner.

[ToiletCrusher]

I will make many more threads this weekend i thinsk

[hammersavage]

My blackberry brickbreaker score is up to 120,000 and I have 20 lives left. Its getting boring.

[ToiletCrusher]

and... good night!

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> How can I possibly still be awake....and why did i bring home work to do and i never brought it out of my car...and how am i still to lazy to go out and get it? HELP ME :help::wallbash:

[spoon]

Go get the homework out of your car asshole!!

That help?

[mikeyboy]

Go get the homework out of your car asshole!!

That help?

Her car has an asshole? ...and it's big enough to keep stuff in?

[hammersavage]

Sacramento

[Friday]

Sacramento

you certainly have made yourself comfortable in here recently, haven't you? :p

Don Stugots 499
sailor 471
hammersavage 382
King Hippos Bandaid 372
Marc with a c 323

[hammersavage]

I was under the impression I was paid per post.

[DiabloSammich]

Oh boy.

[mikeyboy]

It's more fun when he isn't mad at me.

[Gvac]

I'll give him this - he was dead on with his original assessment of someone else.

[Hottub]

:popcorn:

[Don Stugots]

I was under the impression I was paid per post.


We are. Gvac has your money.

[mikeyboy]

I'm not sure any of us really do.

[Gvac]

Ha!

[mikeyboy]

I know, right?

[disneyspy]

he is easily the best poster on this board

[~Katja~]

he is easily the best poster on this board

this no spanking policy for lent is making you delirious already

[drjoek]

ugh

[hammersavage]

this no spanking policy for lent is making you delirious already

Wait til britney hits day 4. She's gonna be posting like jlehane

[JerseyRich]

Wait til britney hits day 4. She's gonna be posting like jlehane


Gonna be?

[Gvac]

One day I'm going to punch everybody in the face.

[Don Stugots]

One day I'm going to punch everybody in the face.

not me, i am too handsome

[hammersavage]

Ladies, I find my skin in these waning winter days is growing quite dry. I can't stand the feeling. Recommend me a cure. Apparently, moisturizer lotion isn't cutting it.

And my masculinity be damned, I'm flaky.

[Don Stugots]

aloe vera

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna have to bathe in this shit.

[Don Stugots]

I'm gonna have to bathe in this shit.

want to rub some cum on it?

[hammersavage]

Will it help?

Your back should be extremely moist then.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> I want to help and give u advice but im entirely to horny to think right now....this is bad :wallbash:

[hammersavage]

Just think about Stugots moistening himself with aloe vera and cum. That should dry you up like a Don Rigo.

[RhinoinMN]

<font color="deeppink"> I want to help and give u advice but im entirely to horny to think right now....this is bad :wallbash:

No.....this is good. Maybe a quick chat is in order?

[RhinoinMN]

Just think about Stugots moistening himself with aloe vera and cum. That should dry you up like a Don Rigo.

Speak for yourself.

[hammersavage]

No.....this is good. Maybe a quick chat is in order?

Don't tease the girls Lent. That's cruel.

[Don Stugots]

Just think about Stugots moistening himself with aloe vera and cum. That should dry you up like a Don Rigo.

my back was itchy after the waxing two weeks ago.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> just the word moist is enough to throw me over the edge

[hammersavage]

http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/original/moist%20cvs.jpg

[britneypablo]

http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/original/moist%20cvs.jpg

<font color="deeppink"> lemon scent is so hott it makes me squirt....how did u know?

[Tenbatsuzen]

SHE HAS A PROBLEM AND YOU'RE MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR HER TO COMPLETE HER RECOVERY


oh wait

[Marc with a c]

matty with a funny

[Tenbatsuzen]

matty with a funny

I really am the Steve Balboni of this fucking board.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people like bossanova, so calm down


its posts like this that make me hate that people think I look like you

you know 2 people had to be held back from hitting me thinking its you, its probably that every 26 post you have made on .net was attacking someone

Alkey is handling himself quite fine and I bet did not ask for you stupid 2 cents

[lleeder]

you know 2 people had to be held back from hitting me thinking its you

The sad thing is one of them was Randy.

[Hottub]

The other was Section 8.

[lleeder]

I like Paula's cleavage.

[Don Stugots]

I like Paula's cleavage.

i want to go to there.

[underdog]

Psychiatrist Matty is the worst board character ever.

[lleeder]

I wish that thread was called:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/sirbutlust/giee.jpg

[lleeder]

Psychiatrist Matty is the worst board character ever.

He's better than dreamreader underdog.

[MisterSmith]

The sad thing is one of them was Randy.

:lol::thumbup:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Psychiatrist Matty is the worst board character ever.

What the fuck did I do now?

And:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/IG001674.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BF2CC412D-AC65-4BF4-9E21-924E1FD88696%7D

[underdog]

He's better than dreamreader underdog.

They're both better than dreamweaver underdog.