Post Purgatory

[mikeyboy]

I'm always last to a butt fucking

http://images.zaazu.com/img/male31-male-smiley-whistle-smiley-emoticon-000073-design.gif

[RoseBlood]

NEVER click... hover the mouse and look what the url is at the bottom left :)


(oh you know... lol well it said "member" in the url)

I did the hover thing, but some reason failed to notice it said "member". :blink:

*edit* ohh hahaha i just got the joke katja. :laugh:

I don't want to see his member. :down:

[razorboy]

I did the hover thing, but some reason failed to notice it said "member". :blink:

This whole post is so funny and so wrong.

[hammersavage]

Teehee, member...

[WampusCrandle]

Teehee, member...

Teehee, teehee

[razorboy]

Teehee, member...

Don't discount the comedic value of "I did the hover thing".

[hammersavage]

Teehee, hover and member...

[Don Stugots]

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[disneyspy]

in the person above you,what the hell does "adding the I to the X" mean?

[Misteriosa]

my guess is that it may be the 9th or the 11th version of the thread... :unsure:

[disneyspy]

sorry maybe i shoulda added its part 3

[mikeyboy]

in the person above you,what the hell does "adding the I to the X" mean?

I think going from 10 to 11 in roman numerals (i.e. it's the 11th "person above you" thread)

[disneyspy]

I think going from 10 to 11 in roman numerals (i.e. it's the 11th "person above you" thread)

well then thats just a stupid title

[mikeyboy]

sorry maybe i shoulda added its part 3

I think they got to the 11th one (because there have been a lot of them), and rather than goin to 12, they made the next ones the 11th one part 2 and the 11th one part 3.

[disneyspy]

thank you st mikeyboy,that makes sense

[disneyspy]

my guess is that it may be the 9th or the 11th version of the thread... :unsure:

you're smaat

[hammersavage]

my guess is that it may be the 9th or the 11th version of the thread... :unsure:

When is the 2nd version of this thread? 360 pages isn't enough?

[RoseBlood]

When is the 2nd version of this thread? 360 pages isn't enough?

181 pages here.. you need to set your default to 50 posts per page.. it's the only way to be.

[Jughead]

Well I tried...:bye:

[PapaBear]

180 pages here.. you need to set your default to 50 posts per page.. it's the only way to be.
That would explain why video pages take so long to load on your comp!

[hammersavage]

That would explain why video pages take so long to load on your comp!

This is a great point. I was all for it until I realized that any youtube page would kill me.

[Jughead]

but I Im trying to stay with you aliens???

[hammersavage]

I tried 5 posts per page. 1805 pages is a lot.

I think I'll settle on 30.

[RoseBlood]

That would explain why video pages take so long to load on your comp!

That hadn't even occurred to me. I'm dumb sometimes. :flush:

I started to avoid those YouTube heavy threads just to avoid the frustration of the comp. freeze.

[hammersavage]

None of that talk now. I won't have it.

[RoseBlood]

Old people and sex offenders use handkerchiefs.

[hammersavage]

Well in this case, check and check.

[PapaBear]

That hadn't even occurred to me. I'm dumb sometimes. :flush:

I started to avoid those YouTube heavy threads just to avoid the frustration of the comp. freeze.
You're not dumb. You're a GIRL!

[jonyrotn]

I missed this place..

[weekapaugjz]

and we missed you.

[ToiletCrusher]

and we missed you.

me too?

[PapaBear]

I missed this place..
You were gone?







I keed!

Welcome back!!!!:clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

I really fucking hate the resurrection of all those shitty threads.

[ToiletCrusher]

Like I always say, "fuck shit".

[sailor]

Old people and sex offenders use handkerchiefs.

i have monogrammed ones. :(

[Marc with a c]

i have monogrammed ones. :(

do you actullay blow your nose in them?

[Gvac]

i have monogrammed ones. :(

Figures.

Handkerchiefs are disgusting. Might as well use cloth toilet paper and throw it in with the laundry.

Positively vile.

[RhinoinMN]

Figures.

Handkerchiefs are disgusting. Might as well use cloth toilet paper and throw it in with the laundry.

Positively vile.

Nothing more refreshing than wiping off snot with more snot:blink:.

[sailor]

do you actullay blow your nose in them?

of course not. that would be sick.

[Marc with a c]

dear stan,

a sixty nine is when two people, perform oral sex on each at the same time. i was probably 15 or so when i learned that. i just wanted you to get that one before you got embarassed in front of your friends for not knowing what it was.

marc

[Gvac]

dear stan,

a sixty nine is when two people, perform oral sex on each at the same time. i was probably 15 or so when i learned that. i just wanted you to get that one before you got embarassed in front of your friends for not knowing what it was.

marc

Ha! Same here! My friend's older brother asked if me and my chick ever 69'd and I thought it was a drug reference. I was about 16 and he nearly died laughing.

[Hottub]

Was it a boy?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Was it a boy?

Mikey, after three and a half months....

[disneyspy]

Mikey, after three and a half months....

come with me if you want to live

[A.J.]

Was it a boy?

Mikey, after three and a half months....

CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM A STRAIGHT ANSWER ANYMORE??

[Tenbatsuzen]

If there was ever a reason to take the C. Thomas Howell route of turning myself black, this would be it.

[weekapaugjz]

If there was ever a reason to take the C. Thomas Howell route of turning myself black, this would be it.

i don't know what post is in reference to, but it still made me laugh

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna put it at a 5% chance.

[A.J.]

Oh dear God.

[Hottub]

The oldest bit in show biz.

[Hottub]

Don't forget intelligent and handsome.
Thank you.
Good night.

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna put it at a 5% chance.

I'm sorry, should have been 95% chance yes, 5% chance no.

[sailor]

That hadn't even occurred to me. I'm dumb sometimes. :flush:

I started to avoid those YouTube heavy threads just to avoid the frustration of the comp. freeze.

maybe try a browser that doesn't start playing them until you tell it to?

[sailor]

why are the numbers on a phone in the opposite order from on a keyboard/calculator?

[hammersavage]

Did a wipe on my computer the other day because it was getting slow. So I have to reorganize my Itunes today. And I'm actually excited about it. I should be put down.

[ChrisTheCop]

Simply correcting someone's spelling, grammar, or vocabulary, does not make your points any more valid, nor theirs any less.

[razorboy]

Did a wipe on my computer the other day because it was getting slow. So I have to reorganize my Itunes today. And I'm actually excited about it. I should be put down.

Nerd.

[sailor]

Simply correcting someone's spelling, grammar, or vocabulary, does not make your points any more valid, nor theirs any less.

i was really hoping for a fuck-up in there.

[Gvac]

Did a wipe on my computer

Ewwww.

[hammersavage]

Nerd.

I'd like to amend my previous statement. Recreating 40 playlists and fixing mislabeled music isn't fun.

[Don Stugots]

I'd like to amend my previous statement. Recreating 40 playlists and fixing mislabeled music isn't fun.

BUNZ!

[epo]

So I fell asleep about 30 minutes ago only to have somebody I sorta know prank drunk dial me and wake me up.

Of course now I'm wide awake.

I wonder what would be a good revenge?

[Marc with a c]

call him back

[epo]

I was thinking that burning their house down would be a fair response.

[PapaBear]

So I fell asleep about 30 minutes ago only to have somebody I sorta know prank drunk dial me and wake me up.

Of course now I'm wide awake.

I wonder what would be a good revenge?
Tell him to come over to party. Then call the police and report a drunk driver.

[epo]

Tell him to come over to party. Then call the police and report a drunk driver.

Now that's an idea that I can support!

[EliSnow]

You have emotions? I thought you were all snark.

[JerseyRich]

Hoodwinked and bamboozled by the greatest board character of all time?

I'm starting to think this might be a reality.

[Thebazile78]

I SOOOOOOO want to post a hack "Hasid it but I don't believe it" joke about Jeff's JustJon photoshop in the Twestival thread, but I'm not gonna.

(See, I told you it was hack.)

[A.J.]

I SOOOOOOO want to post a hack "Hasid it but I don't believe it" joke about Jeff's JustJon photoshop in the Twestival thread, but I'm not gonna.

(See, I told you it was hack.)

So why didn't Jew?

[Thebazile78]

So why didn't Jew?

I've got a reputation to uphold.

Besides, it wouldn't be Kosher.

[hammersavage]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

And like that, (poof), he's gone.

[Friday]

http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/hapydancsmil.gif

[Don Stugots]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

And like that, (poof), he's gone.

so true

[Compliment-Guy]

What goes on here? It looks fabulous!

[razorboy]

$161 million dollars just don't get you what it used to.

[hammersavage]

I disagree with what he said but it made me laugh, I must admit.

[~Katja~]

why is there no date with it and why in the world such a fancy place when you expect many people to attend?


ah, finally a date added... still can't swing 15 bucks a drink :(

[disneyspy]

no you're not

[Tenbatsuzen]

Try Thailand. Probably one of the few places you could get laid.

[hammersavage]

I'd like to amend my previous statement. Recreating 40 playlists and fixing mislabeled music isn't fun.

Make that 66 playlists.



Aaaaaaaaaanndddd done. Only took a day and a half.

[razorboy]

Make that 66 playlists.



Aaaaaaaaaanndddd done. Only took a day and a half.

I've had to do the relabeling thing before and I use two 80's and a 160. IT FUCKING SUCKED.

[hammersavage]

I really should organize the music files on my hard drive better. Between using bittorrent and old file sharing there is some weird shit.

But now that it's clean I won't bother and in 3 years I'll have to do it again.

[Marc with a c]

can't wait for the riveting play by play in three years.

[underdog]

Try Thailand. Probably one of the few places you could get laid.

I want to go to Thailand.

I really should organize the music files on my hard drive better. Between using bittorrent and old file sharing there is some weird shit.

But now that it's clean I won't bother and in 3 years I'll have to do it again.

Use Itunes. It keeps my music organized very well.

[hammersavage]

can't wait for the riveting play by play in three years.

This from the guy who dragged a story that had no payoff over 6 hours one night. Hub bub.

Use Itunes. It keeps my music organized very well.

Umm, yea. That's what I use. I wiped my computer so had to reupload everything.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

So I fell asleep about 30 minutes ago only to have somebody I sorta know prank drunk dial me and wake me up.

Of course now I'm wide awake.

I wonder what would be a good revenge?

Definitely stick your cock in his mouth. That's always the sweetest sorrow.

[Marc with a c]

This from the guy who dragged a story that had no payoff over 6 hours one night. Hub bub.

please. that's the most exciting thing that has happened to you in eight months.

[hammersavage]

I think I felt a tit. If not, you are correct.

[Marc with a c]

that was your own.

[MisterSmith]

My OCD is kicking in hardcore today.

It is driving me nuts that Fez says "extended belly" in the promo they are running. It is a Distended belly.

Lord I hate it when I feel like this. :down:

[razorboy]

There are lines of decency and common courtesy that simply should not be crossed. Try acting like a human being for a change.

[underdog]

Someone is a little sensitive. Jeez.

[drjoek]

Even jayjay has a board character.

[RhinoinMN]

Here are the pics from my trip. I'm putting them in multiple threads cuz I'm a whore.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/album.php?albumid=113&page=3


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/album.php?albumid=114



I uploaded the first album wrong so you have to work from page 3 back to page 1 for it to make sense.

[epo]

So somebody with 8 posts is running members off of the board? Maybe that "minimum posts" to start a thread idea is a good one after all.

[EliSnow]

Even jayjay has a board character.

Actually, he doesn't. He changed his name from jayjay to Ricky24.

[Don Stugots]

So somebody with 8 posts is running members off of the board? Maybe that "minimum posts" to start a thread idea is a good one after all.

word also, people can adopt the idea of: if i have nothing nice to say, i will say nothing.

[~Katja~]

Here are the pics from my trip. I'm putting them in multiple threads cuz I'm a whore.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/album.php?albumid=113&page=3


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/album.php?albumid=114



I uploaded the first album wrong so you have to work from page 3 back to page 1 for it to make sense.

my favorite was the one where gvac comes...LOL

[ChrisTheCop]

word also, people can adopt the idea of: if i have nothing nice to say, i will say nothing.

This board would only have 200 posts.

[drjoek]

Actually, he doesn't. He changed his name from jayjay to Ricky24.



Miss jayjay. He was the best.

[Freitag]

I really don't know what I'm more ticked off about right now.

[Dougie Brootal]

my favorite was the one where gvac comes...LOL

i bet! :wink:

[mikeyboy]

I really don't know what I'm more ticked off about right now.

BTW, I'm not the one who locked it, so it wasn't an attempt on my part to get the last word.

[razorboy]

This board would only have 200 posts.

Imagine if we could only say nice things about cops.

[epo]

word also, people can adopt the idea of: if i have nothing nice to say, i will say nothing.

I'm not so much on the "only nice" posts idea...but there is a line of being a decent human being.

[ChrisTheCop]

Imagine if we could ... say nice things about cops, without following it with "however..."

I try to imagine that every day.

[~Katja~]

Imagine if we could only say nice things about cops.

I would hate that. coming from a family of cops and being surrounded by cop family friends... mostly all of them were total douches...
of course Chris the Cop is the exception...

[drjoek]

I try to imagine that every day.

I took the braces off the absolutely gorgeous daughter of an
NYPD cop this morning

You're welcome.

[ChrisTheCop]

I took the braces off the absolutely gorgeous daughter of an
NYPD cop this morning

You're welcome.

so youre saying all of our daughters have buck teeth!!??? How daaaare you sir!!!!

[disneyspy]

I took the braces off the absolutely gorgeous daughter of an
NYPD cop this morning

You're welcome.

run forrest run!

[~Katja~]

so youre saying all of our daughters have buck teeth!!??? How daaaare you sir!!!!

LMAO

[patrick187]

Seriously, With all due respect, let's be honest for a moment. Her tits are fucked up and she has the face of a large mouth bass.

[~Katja~]

Seriously, With all due respect, let's be honest for a moment. Her tits are fucked up and she has the face of a large mouth bass.

you are a moron, where is the "all due respect" in your statement?

[IMSlacker]

with all due respect, you are a moron, where is the "all due respect" in your statement?

fixed.

[razorboy]

Seriously, With all due respect, let's be honest for a moment. Her tits are fucked up and she has the face of a large mouth bass.

It's enough dude. Knock it the fuck off.

[patrick187]

you are a moron, where is the "all due respect" in your statement?

I mean that in the best possible way. The only thing she's missing is a hook hanging from her cheek.

[drjoek]

so youre saying all of our daughters have buck teeth!!??? How daaaare you sir!!!!



Most show up that way until I work my magic.



I actually don't mind being on the NYPD dental plan even though it pays crap. Alll the cops families are usually real nice and "get it" by which I mean show up do what is asked of them and have respect and manners. Therefore they usually treat out very well.

[epo]

Seriously, With all due respect, let's be honest for a moment. Her tits are fucked up and she has the face of a large mouth bass.

With all due respect, you are being an asshole.

[drjoek]

Seriously, With all due respect, let's be honest for a moment. Her tits are fucked up and she has the face of a large mouth bass.



Please don't make them lock post purgatory!


Read the other thread and realize that shit is not appreciated.

[mikeyboy]

With all due respect, you are being an asshole.

I think epo means that in the best possibe way.

[ToiletCrusher]

Well, to help defray my money woes, I accepted a position working at a PriceRite as a part time manager.

I haven't worked in a grocery store in close to 7 years but I am somewhat excited to have another source of income.

[~Katja~]

I mean that in the best possible way. The only thing she's missing is a hook hanging from her cheek.

I stand by my moron statement. I have seen hundreds of beautiful pictures of her, everybody takes a bad picture here and there (and her bad pictures are still way better than most of us can do on a good day) and your statements are just ignorant and dumb.
Sounds to me like you are a disgruntled dude that needs a lay... concentrate on your own life and stop commenting on other people's wives.

[mikeyboy]

For anyone wondering about Jon's statement that that thread was started by someone from Wackbag, he said that based on the fact that "Mr. White" is the username that Jay used over on that board.

[hammersavage]

This might be the worst thing to ever air on television:

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What dog shit. Should have tried to be more Parker Lewis Can't Lose. That was gold.

[Don Stugots]

With all due respect, you are being an asshole.

You took my line.

If this argument spills over to here, the end will be near for purgatory.

[ToiletCrusher]

Do we have any celebrity members left?

[patrick187]

Mick Jagger in a wig.

[drjoek]

Well, to help defray my money woes, I accepted a position working at a PriceRite as a part time manager.

I haven't worked in a grocery store in close to 7 years but I am somewhat excited to have another source of income.



One of the high lights of life was the cases of beer we smuggled off the loading dock of the local ShopRite where my buddy worked.

Goodtimes.

[~Katja~]

Do we have any celebrity members left?

I hear hottub is pretty famous

[Freitag]

BTW, I'm not the one who locked it, so it wasn't an attempt on my part to get the last word.

It's not so much that. I saw the post last night, and I did just what Jon said - I didn't feed the troll, thinking that someone would see the thread, lock it, or even better, delete it so no one had to see it. Even now, the thread is still visible, hanging there, like a trophy, for the wackball trolls. And for what?

The mods will lock threads a lot, and sometimes I don't agree with it, but that should have been locked very fast.

We already know Jay is extremely sensitive given the Gvac fight, but nobody stepped up.

As I said, the line between being a celebrity, someone who is on-air, and a poster is extremely blurred in the Jay situation.

If someone posted a thread like that about Fayth, or Mrs. Tub, or any other significant other who doesn't post here, that thread would be locked within minutes.

As a moderation idea, why not change the color of the "report" button to red? The blue on blue blends in too easily especially being right next to the "Online" indicator.

[drjoek]

Do we have any celebrity members left?



I'm kind of a big deal.

[Freitag]

I'm kind of a big deal.

Inappropriate behavior while sedated lawsuits don't count.

[ToiletCrusher]

One of the high lights of life was the cases of beer we smuggled off the loading dock of the local ShopRite where my buddy worked.

Goodtimes.

I feel like a kid again. All giddy and excited for my first day at my first job!

I hear hottub is pretty famous

But creeps are the worst type of celebrities

I'm kind of a big deal.

With your own dedicated sticky thread! No one, and I mean no one can take that from you!

[George Washington]

Do we have any celebrity members left?

What am I, chopped liver?

[ToiletCrusher]

What am I, chopped liver?

Just chopped cherry tree meat.

[mikeyboy]

It's not so much that. I saw the post last night, and I did just what Jon said - I didn't feed the troll, thinking that someone would see the thread, lock it, or even better, delete it so no one had to see it. Even now, the thread is still visible, hanging there, like a trophy, for the wackball trolls. And for what?

The mods will lock threads a lot, and sometimes I don't agree with it, but that should have been locked very fast.

We already know Jay is extremely sensitive given the Gvac fight, but nobody stepped up.

As I said, the line between being a celebrity, someone who is on-air, and a poster is extremely blurred in the Jay situation.

If someone posted a thread like that about Fayth, or Mrs. Tub, or any other significant other who doesn't post here, that thread would be locked within minutes.

As a moderation idea, why not change the color of the "report" button to red? The blue on blue blends in too easily especially being right next to the "Online" indicator.

You could have reported that thread yourself. I didn't see that thread until right before I posted in it. It's all well and good to complain about a lack of staff action, but there is something you can do about it.

[George Washington]

Just chopped cherry tree meat.

Parson Weems made that bullshit story up.

[RhinoinMN]

Do we have any celebrity members left?

Silly tc


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1260


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1278

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1225

All Celebs in my book. Very fuckable too.

[ToiletCrusher]

Parson Weems made that bullshit story up.

I bet in your shed, there are tons on unborn cherry tree fetuses.

[RhinoinMN]

How could you go wrong between these two handsome devils

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1245

[razorboy]

How could you go wrong in between these two handsome devils

Ewww.

[Freitag]

You could have reported that thread yourself.

Another reason why I'm angry.

still, a "red" report button should be considered.

[Don Stugots]

Silly tc


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1260


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1278

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1225

All Celebs in my book. Very fuckable too.

what am i, chopped liver?

[RhinoinMN]

what am i, chopped liver?

You wouldn't give me a photo op. You were too busy acting too busy.

[~Katja~]

All Celebs in my book. Very fuckable too.

hmmm, lemon party?

[Don Stugots]

You wouldn't give me a photo op. You were too busy acting too busy.

bullshit, i talked to you every chance i got.

[epo]

bullshit, i talked to you every chance i got.

Hitting on the new boy, huh?

[razorboy]

Hitting on the new boy, huh?

He doesn't know about his rep yet.

[MisterSmith]

Thank God he decided to weigh in. What, is the other site offline?

Maybe this is really the end, because things certainly look like they are circling the drain.

[razorboy]

You know what's really edgy and funny? Being an ill-natured prick for no particular reason. Oh wait, that's just hack.

[Don Stugots]

You know what's really edgy and funny? Being an ill-natured prick for no particular reason. Oh wait, that's just hack.

NO ITS FUNNY! JIM NORTON DOES IT SO EVERYONE CAN!

[drjoek]

NO ITS FUNNY! JIM NORTON DOES IT SO EVERYONE CAN!

I find Jim Norton hack A LOT of the time truth be told.
If I hear another Robert Reed AIDS joke it will be too soon.

[Thebazile78]

why is there no date with it and why in the world such a fancy place when you expect many people to attend?


ah, finally a date added... still can't swing 15 bucks a drink :(

Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

'Cause if it is, yeah, we can't swing $15/drink either.

[~Katja~]

Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

'Cause if it is, yeah, we can't swing $15/drink either.

I am sure it is the same...

aside from having the kiddo and not being able to go... I thought about this and it would mean some fancy outfit + a few drinks... not a cheap night. I think he really wanted it to be special for her but I wonder if she wouldn't appreciate a party with more friends more than the fancy place... oh well...

[MisterSmith]

I am sure it is the same...

aside from having the kiddo and not being able to go... I thought about this and it would mean some fancy outfit + a few drinks... not a cheap night. I think he really wanted it to be special for her but I wonder if she wouldn't appreciate a party with more friends more than the fancy place... oh well...

I was thinking that too, but I am betting the choice is also an attempt to "keep out the riffraff." The people they care about will most likely show, you don't have to deal with the annoying black t-shirts, and you still get to look magnanimous for opening the invite.

Rather shrewed actually...


***Edited - and I didn't mean for this to sound snarky. It was meant as more of a compliment.

[Friday]

I was thinking that too, but I am betting the choice is also an attempt to "keep out the riffraff." The people they care about will most likely show, you don't have to deal with the annoying black t-shirts, and you still get to look magnanimous for opening the invite.

Rather shrewed actually...

and anyway..... it's her day. if you can swing it then do so and enjoy! and if not, well then oh well, catch ya next time...
Either way, it's not their job to cater to anyone but the guest of honor.

[MisterSmith]

and anyway..... it's her day. if you can swing it then do so and enjoy! and if not, well then oh well, catch ya next time...
Either way, it's not their job to cater to anyone but the guest of honor.

Yeah - it isn't a board event but they still opened things up to everybody. Whether nice or shrewed, it is still a class move. :thumbup:

[drjoek]

Yeah - it isn't a board event but they still opened things up to everybody. Whether nice or shrewed, it is still a class move. :thumbup:



What event is being so cryptically discussed?

[Friday]

What event is being so cryptically discussed?

the ronfez.net party to be held at your beach house.

[drjoek]

the ronfez.net party to be held at your beach house.

$15 drinks/ beers at my house ? NEVER!!

[Aggie]

if it even exists. :thumbdown:

[~Katja~]

the ronfez.net party to be held at your beach house.

now that is a party I would drive to... (and bring my own drinks)

[drjoek]

if it even exists. :thumbdown:


The house or the party ?

[razorboy]

The house or the party ?

RonFez.net

[Aggie]

The house or the party ?

haha, neither. i read the stuff above me and thought my comment would be out of context. it was about a thread i just read but didn't want to post it in there.

[hammersavage]

The auld triangle, went jingle jangle all along the banks of the Royal Canal

[ToiletCrusher]

Partree???

Where????

Can I come?

[epo]

I'm going to play the part of Spoon/Gvac here and point out that this is a bullshit post (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2203680&postcount=65). Obviously the wackbagger was in the wrong, but to point the finger at posters (no matter the quality) for feeding into it and not the mods is crap.

The fact that the thread was open 14 hours after it was posted speaks volumes.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm going to play the part of Spoon/Gvac here and point out that this is a bullshit post (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2203680&postcount=65). Obviously the wackbagger was in the wrong, but to point the finger at posters (no matter the quality) for feeding into it and not the mods is crap.

The fact that the thread was open 14 hours after it was posted speaks volumes.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/revolucion.jpg

[Gvac]

I'm going to play the part of Spoon/Gvac here and point out that this is a bullshit post (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2203680&postcount=65). Obviously the wackbagger was in the wrong, but to point the finger at posters (no matter the quality) for feeding into it and not the mods is crap.

The fact that the thread was open 14 hours after it was posted speaks volumes.

Bingo.

If there's a thread that's against board policy (whatever it happens to be that day) remove it. Offensive posts shouldn't be locked; they should be zapped. Poof. Gone. No fuss, no muss.

I choose to ignore threads like that because Message Board 101 teaches you that if you ignore a thread, it dies a natural death. People who respond bump it to the top.

A lot of people just enjoy internet fighting way too much, I guess.

[underdog]

A lot of people just enjoy internet fighting way too much, I guess.

What's that supposed to mean?

[Gvac]

What's that supposed to mean?

Go fuck yourself, jerkoff.

[epo]

Bingo.

If there's a thread that's against board policy (whatever it happens to be that day) remove it. Offensive posts shouldn't be locked; they should be zapped. Poof. Gone. No fuss, no muss.

I choose to ignore threads like that because Message Board 101 teaches you that if you ignore a thread, it dies a natural death. People who respond bump it to the top.

A lot of people just enjoy internet fighting way too much, I guess.

Exactly. It's not my job as a poster to go after every troll I see. Certainly I'm willing to report bullshit when I see it, but this is not a duty of any poster on the board. And to imply that it is, is utterly ridiculous.

And if it is my job, then I want my gold-plated iPod.

[RhinoinMN]

Go fuck yourself, jerkoff.

Shove your slide up your ass and whistle us a tune, faggot

Exactly. It's not my job as a poster to go after every troll I see. Certainly I'm willing to report bullshit when I see it, but this is not a duty of any poster on the board. And to imply that it is, is utterly ridiculous.





epo for mod.

[underdog]

Go fuck yourself, jerkoff.

What are you, some kind of internet tough guy or something?

[underdog]

Exactly. It's not my job as a poster to go after every troll I see. Certainly I'm willing to report bullshit when I see it, but this is not a duty of any poster on the board. And to imply that it is, is utterly ridiculous.

And if it is my job, then I want my gold-plated iPod.

I didn't even think it was a big deal at first. A guy posted a picture of Jay Mohr and his wife with their faces on each other's bodies. Maybe it should have been merged with the Photoshop thread, but I didn't think it was that awful.

[mikeyboy]

I didn't even think it was a big deal at first. A guy posted a picture of Jay Mohr and his wife with their faces on each other's bodies. Maybe it should have been merged with the Photoshop thread, but I didn't think it was that awful.

I was kind of late seeing that thread. Looking back now at the comments the original poster made, it may or may not have been tasteless, but it didn't appear that his intent was to be mean-spirited. The thread took a serious turn south around noon today when certain posters started outright trashing his wife, which is a complete dick move.

[underdog]

I was kind of late seeing that thread. Looking back now at the comments the original poster made, it may or may not have been tasteless, but it didn't appear that his intent was to be mean-spirited. The thread took a serious turn south around noon today when certain posters started outright trashing his wife, which is a complete dick move.

Yeah, I didn't get people just trashing her. But it's the internet, people are retarded and mean. Ricky seems a little sensitive sometimes.

[Hottub]

Exactly. It's not my job as a poster to go after every troll I see. Certainly I'm willing to report bullshit when I see it, but this is not a duty of any poster on the board. And to imply that it is, is utterly ridiculous.

And if it is my job, then I want my gold-plated iPod.

A heads up would have been a courtesy.

[mikeyboy]

Exactly. It's not my job as a poster to go after every troll I see. Certainly I'm willing to report bullshit when I see it, but this is not a duty of any poster on the board. And to imply that it is, is utterly ridiculous.

And if it is my job, then I want my gold-plated iPod.

I can spray paint gold a Sandisk 1Gb Mp3 player I got from Woot for $10 if you want.

[Thebazile78]

I am sure it is the same...

aside from having the kiddo and not being able to go... I thought about this and it would mean some fancy outfit + a few drinks... not a cheap night. I think he really wanted it to be special for her but I wonder if she wouldn't appreciate a party with more friends more than the fancy place... oh well...

It's also her 30th birthday, so having something a bit classier is right in line with that.

[~Katja~]

It's also her 30th birthday, so having something a bit classier is right in line with that.

I am not totally disagreeing with that, but the real classy route is good for nice evening out with your wife/ hubby... maybe a few very close friends... it's not really a "party" environment to invite a lot of strangers to if you ask me... still would have liked to attended cause I really like her.

[RhinoinMN]

can I be a mod for a day?

[Snoogans]

you cant ban me for that

[mikeyboy]

you cant ban me for that

Without having any idea what you're talking about, I'm going to respond "yes, I can".

[razorboy]

you cant ban me for that

Sounds like a dare.

[razorboy]

Taste for shit AND an idiot. You're a real prize.

[Tall_James]

Kitty Genovese.

[Snoogans]

Without having any idea what you're talking about, I'm going to respond "yes, I can".

then Moe would be gone for life by now

[Hottub]

can I be a mod for a day?

Without having any idea what you're talking about, I'm going to respond "yes, you can".

http://www.circuittechnology.com/training/images/huh.gif

[MisterSmith]

Well, I guess pulling the trigger late and on the wrong person for no good reason is better than not at all.

I think... :unsure:

[Sue_Bender]

DOOOO IT!!


Wait. What?

[razorboy]

Goddammit, why did you do that? I wanted to get me summa dat Soma.

[Don Stugots]

I find Jim Norton hack A LOT of the time truth be told.
If I hear another Robert Reed AIDS joke it will be too soon.

that was kind of my point.

[Don Stugots]

Kitty Genovese.

so true.

[epo]

A heads up would have been a courtesy.

It would also be courteous to not shift blame to posters for not doing your job.

(I realize you aren't the guilty party, but it's the principle of the matter.)

[epo]

I can spray paint gold a Sandisk 1Gb Mp3 player I got from Woot for $10 if you want.

I said gold-plated, not gold-lawyered.

[drjoek]

There is something wrong when the Eminem thread has 63 replys and the Beatles thread has only 11

[hammersavage]

Well perhaps if the Beatles blew

[Gvac]

I really miss midwestjeff.

[hammersavage]

Spammers love the Carlin.

[Friday]

i am ashamed to admit it.... but i chuckled.

[drjoek]

Fuck You Uncle SAM and your Income Tax
:wallbash:
:furious:

[Sue_Bender]

Fuck You Uncle SAM and your Income Tax
:wallbash:
:furious:


Uncle Sam's got some set of balls on him, don't he?

I think somebody should do something about this horse shit. :devil2:

[MisterSmith]

Taking your ball and going home is kind of lame in this situation. Giving the appropriate people an earful is definitely warranted, but just running away gives the duochebags a mark in the win column.

[~Katja~]

Fuck You Uncle SAM and your Income Tax
:wallbash:
:furious:

the trick is to get paid in gold... preferably gold teeth

[razorboy]

the trick is to get paid in gold... preferably gold teeth

I heard mikeyboy was giving out gold plated iPods.

[epo]

I heard mikeyboy was giving out gold plated iPods.

Don't believe him! It's a scam!

[disneyspy]

Don't believe him! It's a scam!

i just reported this post in hopes if gettin a gold plated ipod

[epo]

i just reported this post in hopes if gettin a gold plated ipod

Suck up.

[Friday]

i just reported this post in hopes if gettin a gold plated ipod

only mods get them.

[MisterSmith]

only mods get them.

...if you can find one. :wink:

[epo]

...if you can find one. :wink:

Its probably our fault that they aren't here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2203680&postcount=65)

[disneyspy]

didnt mods post in that thread before ricky saw it?

[Gvac]

didnt mods post in that thread before ricky saw it?

Yep.

Buncha hypocrites.

[torker]

She's got cute tootsies.

[TheMojoPin]

Unless I'm as blind as a one-eyed Gvac, the thread was initially just a pair of photos, one of which swapped Jay's face with his wife's, and nothing else. There's was no reason to lock it, unless some people are supposed to get special treatment.

[Gvac]

I'm sorry he left under the circumstances he did, but I am glad he's gone.

[Tall_James]

didnt mods post in that thread before ricky saw it?

I did and I said something to the troll about posting about another member's family. In retrospect, I could have been a little more of an hardass about it but I wasn't. I was out of the house when the whole thing went tits up,and by the time I got home I realized that it was too far gone and locked the thread because nothing good would ever come out of it.

So now you know my story.

[MisterSmith]

Unless I'm as blind as a one-eyed Gvac, the thread was initially just a pair of photos, one of which swapped Jay's face with his wife's, and nothing else. There's was no reason to lock it, unless some people are supposed to get special treatment.

It wouldn't be special treatment.

1. Family members of the show and guests have always been off limits.

2. Ricky SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED that his wife be left alone. He asked this of members and the board administration in previous threads. I would like to think that if any member made a request like that it would be honored.

[TheMojoPin]

It wouldn't be special treatment.

1. Family members of the show and guests have always been off limits.

2. Ricky SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED that his wife be left alone. He asked this of members and the board administration in previous threads. I would like to think that if any member made a request like that it would be honored.

And when people went after his wife, others spoke up. It's a pretty big stretch to say the initial post was an attack, especially since we have goofy photoshops of other posters here left and right. There was no malicious statement or comment until later in the thread.

[MisterSmith]

And when people went after his wife, others spoke up. It's a pretty big stretch to say the initial post was an attack, especially since we have goofy photoshops of other posters here left and right. There was no malicious statement or comment until later in the thread.

Malicious or not, the request was made and not honored. A big reason the request was made is that the threads NEVER stay civil and invariably lead to rudeness and attacks by some posters/trolls that have a problem with Jay.

It would have been really easy for a Mod or Admin to say something like: "Hey, we have been asked by Jay that his wife stay out of this stuff; it may be in good fun, but we are going to honor his request and lock this thread. Thanks for understanding."

[hammersavage]

Have there ever been that many threads started about the same subject? We get it.

[Hottub]

A moderator cannot be on 24/7. That is why there is the ability to report a thread.

[drjoek]

Mrs drjoek has asked that the posters on Ronfez.net only post nice things about her husband fron now on.

[hammersavage]

You're moderately to mostly cummy.

[razorboy]

Mrs drjoek has asked that the posters on Ronfez.net only post nice things about her husband fron now on.

Jerkoff.

[drjoek]

Jerkoff.

See I think that's the kind of stuff she's talking about.

[TheMojoPin]

Malicious or not, the request was made and not honored. A big reason the request was made is that the threads NEVER stay civil and invariably lead to rudeness and attacks by some posters/trolls that have a problem with Jay.

It would have been really easy for a Mod or Admin to say something like: "Hey, we have been asked by Jay that his wife stay out of this stuff; it may be in good fun, but we are going to honor his request and lock this thread. Thanks for understanding."

Fair enough.

[RhinoinMN]

Fair enough.

THis is why Mojo is the peoples mod.

[Hottub]

Mrs drjoek has asked that the posters on Ronfez.net only post nice things about her husband fron now on.

But she's not off limits, right?

[Sue_Bender]

Mrs drjoek has asked that the posters on Ronfez.net only post nice things about her husband fron now on.

This place is gonna be a fucking ghost town.

[Dougie Brootal]

This place is gonna be a fucking ghost town.

hahahahaha

[Friday]

THis is why Mojo is the peoples mod.

if i may correct you .... Fallon is actually The People's Mod.

carry on...

[Marc with a c]

ronfez.net: only three ugly wives.

[lleeder]

ronfez.net: only three ugly wives.

In the back of the daily news or newsday there is an ad for a stripclub that says " Hundreds of beauties and one ugly"

[PapaBear]

In the back of the daily news or newsday there is an ad for a stripclub that says " Hundreds of beauties and one ugly"
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a radio show that used to be on FreeFM, and was sponsored by a strip club that advertised having only 4 ugly ones?

[lleeder]

Wouldn't it be funny if there was a radio show that used to be on FreeFM, and was sponsored by a strip club that advertised having only 4 ugly ones?

That strip club ripped off the daily news ad. I saw it in there way before they ever used it.

[Don Stugots]

name them.

[Sue_Bender]

name them.

Right on!

[Marc with a c]

Wouldn't it be funny if there was a radio show that used to be on FreeFM, and was sponsored by a strip club that advertised having only 4 ugly ones?

i thought it was three. hence my comment.

[PapaBear]

i thought it was three. hence my comment.
It probably was.

[hammersavage]

It probably was.

You were correct. Hundreds of beautiful dancers and only 4 ugly ones.


Marc's incorrect as usual.

[torker]

Is this some twisted ego-fuck?

[Friday]

gay.

[hammersavage]

I hate the internet.

[epo]

I heard the funniest line tonight from a former rock critic friend of mine. He claimed that Coldplay is the modern equivalent of Air Supply, and I've been giggling ever since.

[PapaBear]

I heard the funniest line tonight from a former rock critic friend of mine. He claimed that Coldplay is the modern equivalent of Air Supply, and I've been giggling ever since.
Your friend is a genius!

[Don Stugots]

Diddy is on Ferguson and Diddy called himself a metrosexual. Ferguson asked him "What is that? Gay on transport?" i laughed.