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Tenbatsuzen
04-23-2009, 06:20 PM
If I wanted to go for asshole of the year honors, I'd make a Natasha Richardson joke

~Katja~
04-23-2009, 06:21 PM
If I wanted to go for asshole of the year honors, I'd make a Natasha Richardson joke

didn't ron already go there during the show?

Gvac
04-23-2009, 06:23 PM
It's so adorable to watch the young cubs try to take down the Alpha lion!

Especially when they're so ill equipped to do so.

Marc with a c
04-23-2009, 07:06 PM
jon stewart just said 'hub bub'

hammersavage
04-23-2009, 07:07 PM
Trendsetter

Slumbag
04-23-2009, 08:45 PM
I just noticed you have the same typing cadence as MafiaLife Chris.
The spacing between lines, and all the lol's.

Very interesting.

hammersavage
04-23-2009, 08:48 PM
You're like the .net mentalist.

hammersavage
04-23-2009, 08:57 PM
I wanted to just start a thread talking about nut shots.


But alas...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n4qiwQLP9Vs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n4qiwQLP9Vs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

A.J.
04-24-2009, 04:09 AM
I just noticed you have the same typing cadence as MafiaLife Chris.
The spacing between lines, and all the lol's.

Very interesting.

You're right.

EliSnow
04-24-2009, 04:50 AM
I want to start a new thread to liven this place up a bit but I have no ideas. :sad:

That usually doesn't stop people around here.

ToiletCrusher
04-24-2009, 04:51 AM
That usually doesn't stop people around here.

Typically, I'm good for a few of those.

EliSnow
04-24-2009, 05:08 AM
Typically, I'm good for a few of those.

Word.

EliSnow
04-24-2009, 05:09 AM
For future reference, the concept you wanted to use was the Fountain of Youth.

hammersavage
04-24-2009, 10:01 AM
Please, it was inside you all along.

razorboy
04-24-2009, 10:03 AM
For future reference, the concept you wanted to use was the Fountain of Youth.

You mean the bubbler of youth.

razorboy
04-24-2009, 11:26 AM
Am I the only one have issues with the site loading today?

hammersavage
04-24-2009, 11:27 AM
Am I the only one have issues with the site loading today?

No. 2nd or 3rd time for me too.

underdog
04-24-2009, 11:27 AM
Am I the only one have issues with the site loading today?

Just today?

razorboy
04-24-2009, 11:28 AM
Just today?

I know, but today is worse than usual.

razorboy
04-24-2009, 11:30 AM
No. 2nd or 3rd time for me too.

It's really fucking annoying. I've almost thrown my monitor across the room more than once.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-24-2009, 11:41 AM
too many "men" here know too much about New Kids

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 11:56 AM
hate to tell ya, correct lighting and shutter speed does not make her any prettier...

hammersavage
04-24-2009, 11:58 AM
hate to tell ya, correct lighting and shutter speed does not make her any prettier...

It's all I have left to tell myself. :glurps::glurps::glurps:

EliSnow
04-24-2009, 11:59 AM
hate to tell ya, correct lighting and shutter speed does not make her any prettier...

What do you know about photography?

:wink:

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 12:05 PM
What do you know about photography?

:wink:

not much really, but enough to know what he needs is photoshop and not just a better angle

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 12:22 PM
busy body? really? who signed in as sinfiction today?

epo
04-24-2009, 12:38 PM
When confronted....the mod from Chicago is powerless in a banning situation.

razorboy
04-24-2009, 06:44 PM
The next poster who suggests a night of 1000 anythings should be drug out into the street and shot.

mikeyboy
04-24-2009, 06:54 PM
The next poster who suggests a night of 1000 anythings should be drug out into the street and shot.

here here.

Snoogans
04-24-2009, 06:55 PM
I guess im gonna have to put the night of 1000 bong hits on hold

Crispy123
04-24-2009, 07:26 PM
I guess im gonna have to put the night of 1000 bong hits on hold

dude, that would be a long night!

Snoogans
04-24-2009, 07:41 PM
dude, that would be a long night!

it would be total of everyone taking them. Not just me

Hottub
04-24-2009, 07:45 PM
I'll pop that shit on and give it a spin.

Jughead
04-24-2009, 07:47 PM
I found a great mess of morels today...:clap:

PapaBear
04-24-2009, 08:00 PM
I found a great mess of morels today...:clap:
Awesome! I've only seen one in my life.

razorboy
04-25-2009, 01:38 PM
I can't wait for emo-sluts.com's first post.

Fallon
04-25-2009, 01:40 PM
I can't wait for emo-sluts.com's first post.

It was everything you thought it might be.

Marc with a c
04-25-2009, 08:25 PM
hottub: the jokes stop here

ChrisTheCop
04-25-2009, 10:54 PM
your hottub jokes stop here.

PapaBear
04-25-2009, 11:43 PM
This is the second time this month that I've commented on musicals... but I'm not worried.

I'm conflicted. On one side, I'd say that not being worried about saying things, that can be perceived as "gay", shows that you are comfortable with your heterosexuality. On the other side, I'd say that pointing out that you are not worried about saying such things, shows that you are actually concerned about how your sexuality is perceived by others.

Just admit that you love me, Chris. We can never have the relationship that you truly desire... But I respect it, and I accept your station in life.:smoke:

ChrisTheCop
04-26-2009, 10:32 AM
Do you feel more comfortable saying this in the closet that is post purgatory?

Why not just comment in the dead broad's thread? Making me work for your affection, eh???

You know I love you Papa, and I'm not afraid to shout it to the heavens!!!

Tenbatsuzen
04-26-2009, 06:37 PM
Talking a .net flamewar there is like starting a land war in Asia. Never a good idea.

Tenbatsuzen
04-26-2009, 06:38 PM
And BTW Towelie, those are photos from a speed camera.

razorboy
04-27-2009, 02:34 AM
Totally awesome! I've never been offered cheap wow gold before. Thanks Quatryindunty!

razorboy
04-27-2009, 01:18 PM
Oh boy...

Hottub
04-27-2009, 01:25 PM
Not me.

Marc with a c
04-27-2009, 02:56 PM
that's only two words.

Tenbatsuzen
04-27-2009, 03:47 PM
God bless those ruthless motherfuckers at FTBFBA. "frantic calls all day". awesome.

hammersavage
04-27-2009, 06:36 PM
If that post isn't completely made up, I'll shit myself.

mikeyboy
04-27-2009, 06:40 PM
If that post isn't completely made up, I'll shit myself.

I know, right? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2229504&postcount=78)

Marc with a c
04-27-2009, 06:41 PM
ask barb. she touched it.

mikeyboy
04-27-2009, 06:42 PM
ask barb. she touched it.

Did you hyperventilate?

Marc with a c
04-27-2009, 06:44 PM
Did you hyperventilate?

no. i bronzed my bangs.

razorboy
04-27-2009, 08:11 PM
Personally, I find the whole conversation tiresome.

hammersavage
04-27-2009, 08:31 PM
ask barb. she touched it.

That's my boy

sailor
04-28-2009, 02:46 AM
no. i bronzed my bangs.

frosted tips? nice.

~Katja~
04-28-2009, 02:51 AM
frosted tips? nice.

you are not really talking bangs anymore... are ya ;)

jessicaduh
04-28-2009, 05:21 AM
i'm a fucking stammering uninteresting 14 year old. fuck.

http://tatostories.com/files/2008/06/embarrassed.jpg

ToiletCrusher
04-28-2009, 05:25 AM
i'm a fucking stammering uninteresting 14 year old. fuck.

http://tatostories.com/files/2008/06/embarrassed.jpg



Hot. I would buy you wine coolers if you want.

Freitag
04-28-2009, 06:26 AM
http://consumerist.com/5229902/watch-out-ambien-makes-you-slutty

I will say no more on the subject.

Thebazile78
04-28-2009, 06:36 AM
http://consumerist.com/5229902/watch-out-ambien-makes-you-slutty

I will say no more on the subject.

I knew I'd read that!

It was last Thursday's Dear Prudence (http://www.slate.com/id/2216714/)!

Thebazile78
04-28-2009, 09:46 AM
I don't need to get into it in the Politics forum but...


What about all the civil liberties we gave up when the USA PATRIOT Act was steamrolled through Congress?

What about the development of full-body scanners that SHOW EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF A PERSON'S BODY (http://www.slate.com/id/2215687/)? Isn't that yet another warrantless search? Clear Bill of Rights violation (see "illegal search and seizure" in the 4th Amendment) in my opinion.

Why did we declare "war" on terrorism? So that the Executive branch could hack the checks and balances of the Legislative & Judicial branches to bits by using "war" as a justification of the extension of powers that make NO SENSE and are used against OUR OWN CITIZENS.

GAH!

drjoek
04-28-2009, 01:01 PM
I know we have several" don't get the bit guys" here. That's fine but is there anything worse then "I'm too much of a badass to go along with the bit guy?"
We all know you fashion your self appointed guardian/enforcer of Ronfez.net but you need to lighten up Sir.

ToiletCrusher
04-28-2009, 01:03 PM
I know we have several" don't get the bit guys" here. That's fine but is there anything worse then "I'm too much of a badass to go along with the bit guy?"
We all know you fashion your self appointed guardian/enforcer of Ronfez.net but you need to lighten up Sir.

I am sorry. From now on I will simply say "you suck".

razorboy
04-28-2009, 01:04 PM
Huh?

drjoek
04-28-2009, 01:05 PM
I am sorry. From now on I will simply say "you suck".



NOT YOU
Plus that's just stating the obvious.

Gvac
04-28-2009, 02:44 PM
I know we have several" don't get the bit guys" here. That's fine but is there anything worse then "I'm too much of a badass to go along with the bit guy?"
We all know you fashion your self appointed guardian/enforcer of Ronfez.net but you need to lighten up Sir.

Right?

Tough to figure how some of these humorless killjoys were ever made moderators of this place!

Oh yeah...look at the admins. :blink: :wacko:

mikeyboy
04-28-2009, 02:45 PM
Right?

Tough to figure how some of these humorless killjoys were ever made moderators of this place!

Oh yeah...look at the admins. :blink: :wacko:

You love me and you know it.

Hottub
04-28-2009, 03:38 PM
Yeah, like you remember.:innocent:

disneyspy
04-28-2009, 03:41 PM
for the last 2 weeks ive listened to 6 hours a day of stuff from the file library

drjoek
04-28-2009, 03:42 PM
for the last 2 weeks ive listened to 6 hours a day of stuff from the file library



Still snow on the ground?

disneyspy
04-28-2009, 03:43 PM
Still snow on the ground?

na we had a coupla 80 degree days last week

BlackSpider
04-28-2009, 03:43 PM
Still snow on the ground?

Is that a clever way of asking if he has grey pubes...?

drjoek
04-28-2009, 03:45 PM
Is that a clever way of asking if he has grey pubes...?



Yes

disneyspy
04-28-2009, 03:49 PM
no

razorboy
04-28-2009, 03:53 PM
It's a bone, you lucky dog.

Drunky McBetidont
04-28-2009, 06:26 PM
i am betting on chocolate candy in the kentucky derby. if i win i am sending half the winnings to ron

sailor
04-28-2009, 06:43 PM
you are not really talking bangs anymore... are ya ;)

i thought he meant a different type of bang.

Marc with a c
04-28-2009, 06:46 PM
nope. just regular old bangs.

sailor
04-28-2009, 06:54 PM
nope. just regular old bangs.

missionary?

Marc with a c
04-28-2009, 06:55 PM
missionary?

nope. just hair bangs.

razorboy
04-28-2009, 06:57 PM
nope. just hair bangs.

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79733&highlight=horrible+sexual

epo
04-28-2009, 08:30 PM
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/04/10/the39steps03.jpg

sailor
04-29-2009, 03:03 AM
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79733&highlight=horrible+sexual

see? now i'm confused again.

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 08:09 AM
No idea where to put this.



This is a real movie. I can't believe it. McConaughey played a jew!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukRdEVthmWM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukRdEVthmWM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Thebazile78
04-29-2009, 11:19 AM
Dad had an idea in high school or college for a gay superhero.

His name would have been Bruce Sweet, The Staten Island Fairy.


Yeah, that was random. But that's why it's in Purgatory.

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 11:20 AM
:wallbash:

drjoek
04-29-2009, 01:04 PM
I think I need a new sign
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00062.jpg

:ohmy:

Hottub
04-29-2009, 01:19 PM
No you don't. That's fucking perfect.

disneyspy
04-29-2009, 01:31 PM
Go softwear fez bikini charcoal
Best Value: $25.95
at International Jock

~Katja~
04-29-2009, 01:58 PM
I think I need a new sign
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00062.jpg

:ohmy:

I brought it up to date for you

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1422

weekapaugjz
04-29-2009, 02:08 PM
Facsist.

drjoek
04-29-2009, 02:10 PM
I brought it up to date for you

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1422


:lol:

razorboy
04-29-2009, 02:11 PM
RonFez.net ads have officially crossed the line.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/ghj.jpg

~Katja~
04-29-2009, 02:15 PM
RonFez.net ads have officially crossed the line.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/ghj.jpg

why did I click to enlarge that??? :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

mikeyboy
04-29-2009, 02:17 PM
why did I click to enlarge that??? :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

If you click on them a bunch of times, it makes it look like they are heaving.

Marc with a c
04-29-2009, 02:19 PM
why did I click to enlarge that??? :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

cause you want bigger tits? weirdo.

disneyspy
04-29-2009, 02:20 PM
hi im gvac and im a burr under the saddle

Gvac
04-29-2009, 02:21 PM
Here ya go, Dr. Joe!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/DrJoeK.jpg


You're welcome.

Marc with a c
04-29-2009, 02:26 PM
and you're our alexander hamilton.

BlackSpider
04-29-2009, 02:28 PM
Saddle-burr...

~Katja~
04-29-2009, 02:36 PM
If you click on them a bunch of times, it makes it look like they are heaving.
did it... and am laughing hysterically that I followed your insane instructions
LOL

cause you want bigger tits? weirdo.

why does that make me weird? I'd like bigger tits!

Marc with a c
04-29-2009, 02:41 PM
why does that make me weird? I'd like bigger tits!

besides hippo who wouldn't?

it was a reference to pixie's mod quote.

~Katja~
04-29-2009, 02:42 PM
besides hippo who wouldn't?

it was a reference to pixie's mod quote.

I knew that...lol just felt the need to point out that I'd like bigger tits... it's not like I can throw that in randomly in other threads :P

Gvac
04-29-2009, 02:42 PM
I knew that.

No you didn't.

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 02:44 PM
I knew that...lol just felt the need to point out that I'd like bigger tits... it's not like I can throw that in randomly in other threads :P

Feel free to

drjoek
04-29-2009, 02:44 PM
I knew that...lol just felt the need to point out that I'd like bigger tits... it's not like I can throw that in randomly in other threads :P



Throw those tits into any thread you'd like.
Take a few pictures too you'd like.

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 03:02 PM
be careful what you wish for, katja. painintheass.

razorboy
04-29-2009, 03:02 PM
I don't speak nerd.

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 03:06 PM
i wasn't paying attention earlier, and i was in a building i'm not usually in, and i walked into a mens room by mistake. i was looking down at my phone or whatever...went into the bathroom...and got hit by a wall of stench. piss stench. it smelled like my dog had marked the damn place up. some lady behind me yelled "HEY THAT'S THE MENS ROOM," so i looked up...and saw a wall of urinals in front of me. fortunately, the room wasn't occupied at the moment.

boys are gross.

Crispy123
04-29-2009, 03:10 PM
For a second I thought you were talking about kids penis and then I was disappointed.

drjoek
04-29-2009, 03:20 PM
i wasn't paying attention earlier, and i was in a building i'm not usually in, and i walked into a mens room by mistake. i was looking down at my phone or whatever...went into the bathroom...and got hit by a wall of stench. piss stench. it smelled like my dog had marked the damn place up. some lady behind me yelled "HEY THAT'S THE MENS ROOM," so i looked up...and saw a wall of urinals in front of me. fortunately, the room wasn't occupied at the moment.

boys are gross.



This jessicaduh gal she's a keeper. Especially if she has big tits as she implied earlier.
May I say
WELCOME

razorboy
04-29-2009, 03:28 PM
Creep.

Gvac
04-29-2009, 03:29 PM
This jessicaduh gal she's a keeper. Especially if she has big tits as she implied earlier.
May I say
WELCOME

Glad you like "her." :wink:

Crispy123
04-29-2009, 03:36 PM
Creep.

Hey, Im doing research for a book Im writing.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/pete_townshend-gal-scandals.jpg

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 03:53 PM
Creep.

it's cool. moose will protect me.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g183/jessicake1/moose-2.jpg

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 04:13 PM
This jessicaduh gal she's a keeper. Especially if she has big tits as she implied earlier.
May I say
WELCOME

See, these are the posts I was talking about

drjoek
04-29-2009, 04:20 PM
See, these are the posts I was talking about


Too Creepy?

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 04:21 PM
Too Creepy?

Not for me, fella

razorboy
04-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Too Creepy?

Not for me, fella

Get a room.

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 04:22 PM
when you're right, you're right!

drjoek
04-29-2009, 04:24 PM
Not for me, fella

Do ya think she digs me?

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 04:38 PM
I don't want to speak for her but fuck no

BlackSpider
04-29-2009, 04:43 PM
Do ya think she digs me?

I don't want to speak for her but fuck no

when you're right, you're right!

.

razorboy
04-29-2009, 04:52 PM
Awesome thread.:rolleyes:

underdog
04-29-2009, 06:26 PM
I knew that...lol just felt the need to point out that I'd like bigger tits... it's not like I can throw that in randomly in other threads :P

Yes, you can.

hammersavage
04-29-2009, 06:55 PM
I see how it is underdog, you black bastard.

drjoek
04-29-2009, 07:01 PM
How Long will it take for an actual WOMAN to post in that thread?

8,9 pages of guys first?

Marc with a c
04-29-2009, 07:02 PM
16 posts

drjoek
04-29-2009, 07:02 PM
16 posts

Theres my answer

razorboy
04-29-2009, 07:07 PM
How Long will it take for an actual WOMAN to post in that thread?

8,9 pages of guys first?

And you're jacking anyway.

Tenbatsuzen
04-29-2009, 07:09 PM
I knew that...lol just felt the need to point out that I'd like bigger tits...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_og2aCRxSjyw/RuQ0uK-eeAI/AAAAAAAAAjw/rHBQ6_jxgKg/s400/GOMEZ+ADDAMS.jpg

drjoek
04-29-2009, 07:09 PM
Well dont I look pretty damn stupid !

ToiletCrusher
04-29-2009, 08:27 PM
Welcome to our newest member, BestVideo


This should be interesting.

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 06:06 AM
Glad you like "her." :wink:

hammersavage, what rumors have you been spreading? Hmmmm?

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 06:28 AM
1) i wish i could edit or delete PM's after they're sent. i'm way too impulsive and frequently realize something might not have been as good an idea as it seemed at the time. and i regularly mistype when i'm in a rush.

2) there should also be an embarrassed emoticon. see #1.

Hottub
04-30-2009, 06:35 AM
1)
2) there should also be an embarrassed emoticon. see #1.

:flush:

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 06:39 AM
a non-toilet related one. i think i'll just find my own and use it.

ETA i never realized that was embarrassment...see? i'm a dumb.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/WebbWoman/emoticon-embarrassed-1.gif

foodcourtdruide
04-30-2009, 06:44 AM
I just ate eggwhites on a wrap, a whole wheat bagel AND a 3 muskateers bar. Eating is my way of dealing with stress.

hammersavage
04-30-2009, 08:11 AM
hammersavage, what rumors have you been spreading? Hmmmm?

Gvac made his own conclusion. I think nothing of the sort.

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 08:13 AM
suuuuuuuuure, bustersheep.

hammersavage
04-30-2009, 08:18 AM
:flush:

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 08:20 AM
i think i might prefer it if some of these pervs think i'm a dude.

hammersavage
04-30-2009, 08:22 AM
It wouldn't be less creeps, just different kind of creeps.

Snoogans
04-30-2009, 08:23 AM
i think i might prefer it if some of these pervs think i'm a dude.

you are right.

And dont worry about hammer. He is a virgin. And looks like a giant baby

hammersavage
04-30-2009, 08:23 AM
It'll happen one day

Crispy123
04-30-2009, 09:07 AM
i think i might prefer it if some of these pervs think i'm a dude.

hot

britneypablo
04-30-2009, 09:14 AM
<font color="deeppink"> hey yall do i turn into a super poster or something at 1000 posts?

~Katja~
04-30-2009, 09:19 AM
<font color="deeppink"> hey yall do i turn into a super poster or something at 1000 posts?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get to it!

Thebazile78
04-30-2009, 11:05 AM
There's at least one poster on this board who would do well to become a luddite, start a commune and start stockpiling weaponry for the alleged apocalypse.

You know who it is.

ToiletCrusher
04-30-2009, 11:18 AM
a non-toilet related one. i think i'll just find my own and use it.

ETA i never realized that was embarrassment...see? i'm a dumb.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/WebbWoman/emoticon-embarrassed-1.gif

A "non-me" related one? How can that be?

weekapaugjz
04-30-2009, 09:48 PM
Am I making too many innappropriate comments tonight?

ToiletCrusher
05-01-2009, 02:47 AM
Am I making too many innappropriate comments tonight?

impossible. In fact, make more.

A.J.
05-01-2009, 04:40 AM
i wish Aggie and ~Katja~ would just fuck and rid this cesspool of the damn sexual tension

Marc with a c
05-01-2009, 04:41 AM
i wish Aggie and ~Katja~ would just fuck and rid this cesspool of the damn sexual tension

i think that would make it worse.

underdog
05-01-2009, 04:41 AM
Am I making too many innappropriate comments tonight?

drunk weekapaugjz rules.

i wish Aggie and ~Katja~ would just fuck and rid this cesspool of the damn sexual tension

And take pictures.

razorboy
05-01-2009, 04:49 AM
You know who I miss? Underdog. Whatever happened to that guy?

razorboy
05-01-2009, 06:43 AM
I can't wait for the first nugget of wisdom from skatergaysex.

jessicaduh
05-01-2009, 07:59 AM
blah. lame and childish.

Dougie Brootal
05-01-2009, 08:28 AM
I can't wait for the first nugget of wisdom from skatergaysex.

me too! ;)

jessicaduh
05-01-2009, 09:31 AM
each year until my brother was about 8 and i was 5, my dad would make ornaments for our Christmas tree that were shaped like something...a present, santa, whatever...out of wood that he would then paint and affix a picture of my brother and i with Santa Claus to...he would give some to family with their christmas gifts and keep a set for our tree.

my dad was artistic in some respects - he drew really good cartoons, he could write poetry, and he was a musician...but in other ways, not so much. when it comes to wood and paint, not so much.

my uncle was African-American - i say was because he and my aunt got divorced like 17 years ago or something. anyway, one year, my dad decided he was going to make angels.

to get the halo painted on, he gave them pointy heads. he didn't make them look like people, but more like ghosts, with robes that belled out at the hands and then around the feet. he didn't add wings or anything like that...they were just white, with the photo attached. the halo was painted black where the round part of the head started to point, and their eyes and mouths were painted black...

um, yeah, that pretty much sounds like a KKK robe. i don't think my uncle enjoyed us that Christmas. my dad was utterly clueless about the resemblance. believe me, my dad's an innocent...he truly had no idea.

sailor
05-01-2009, 09:54 AM
The only reason you checked that thread out was you misread the tag as "kids' members"

jessicaduh
05-01-2009, 11:17 AM
i think i officially broke my brain.

epo
05-01-2009, 02:09 PM
This bottle of Purell Hand Sanitizer, the hand lotion formula, is colored too much like jizz for me to take seriously. I seriously might have to throw it away.

Gvac
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
Too bad they don't ban members for being joyless fucks.

Hottub
05-01-2009, 02:54 PM
The only reason you checked that thread out was you misread the tag as "kids' members"

Fuck line of the day. That was line of the week. I tip my hat, sir.
http://open.salon.com/blog/greg_correll/2009/02/11/the_faith_of_nofaith_or_holy_fud/files/applause1234363884.gif

razorboy
05-01-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm sure the first post from bareback-sex will be interesting.

Tenbatsuzen
05-02-2009, 05:48 AM
This depressed the hell out of me because I know what's going on.

Tenbatsuzen
05-02-2009, 05:49 AM
I'm sure the first post from bareback-sex will be interesting.

EVERYTHING with bareback sex is interesting.

sailor
05-02-2009, 06:45 AM
has anyone else ever used that term?

razorboy
05-02-2009, 11:02 AM
You must learn to ignore him.

jessicaduh
05-02-2009, 07:37 PM
why the fuck would you tell me it's "primo, creme de la creme" when you got it for free and it's bullshit that doesn't even get me close to anything?

sailor
05-02-2009, 08:49 PM
why the fuck would you tell me it's "primo, creme de la creme" when you got it for free and it's bullshit that doesn't even get me close to anything?

spanish fly?

hammersavage
05-02-2009, 11:56 PM
There may only be one Ricky Hatton, but he's seeing 10 Manny Pacquiao's

sailor
05-03-2009, 03:41 AM
There may only be one Ricky Hatton, but he's seeing 10 Manny Pacquiao's

"the man" would have been a cooler nickname than "the hitman".

drjoek
05-03-2009, 08:24 AM
There may only be one Ricky Hatton, but he's seeing 10 Manny Pacquiao's

HBO is brilliant!
They ran that Hatton Paquiou 24 gimmick and Im sure they got plenty of buys for the ppv.Ricky Hatton is nothing more than a tomato can and he proved it last night.
Glad I didnt pay the 49.95

epo
05-03-2009, 08:25 AM
HBO is brilliant!
They ran that Hatton Paquiou 24 gimmick and Im sure they got plenty of buys for the ppv.Ricky Hatton is nothing more than a tomato can and he proved it last night.
Glad I didnt pay the 49.95

Exactly. I couldn't imagine spending $4.99 for a Ricky Hatton fight.

Tenbatsuzen
05-03-2009, 08:26 AM
Exactly. I couldn't imagine spending $4.99 for a Ricky Hatton fight.

How about 4.99 for a Ricky Schroeder fight?

epo
05-03-2009, 08:36 AM
How about 4.99 for a Ricky Schroeder fight?

Is he going to fight The Champ?

Hottub
05-03-2009, 08:51 AM
:wallbash:

drjoek
05-03-2009, 08:53 AM
Anybody else ghetting this google toolbar deal where when i open a new tab it goesto a screen of my most recently viewed pages instead of my yahoo home page?

I dont like it one bit!:furious:

~Katja~
05-03-2009, 09:02 AM
Anybody else ghetting this google toolbar deal where when i open a new tab it goesto a screen of my most recently viewed pages instead of my yahoo home page?

I dont like it one bit!:furious:

are you using chrome?

drjoek
05-03-2009, 09:03 AM
are you using chrome?

no

Tenbatsuzen
05-03-2009, 12:00 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2277/o5dig2ziemn5py0xppdkmz7.jpg

TooLowBrow
05-03-2009, 12:02 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2277/o5dig2ziemn5py0xppdkmz7.jpg

my nme is babygirl and i went to piano's with some friends...

Tenbatsuzen
05-03-2009, 12:09 PM
my nme is babygirl and i went to piano's with some friends...

They don't know her, they know him

weekapaugjz
05-03-2009, 08:35 PM
i just saw aaron carter.

i feel so lucky.

weekapaugjz
05-03-2009, 11:23 PM
I can't wait for the first nugget of wisdom from skatergaysex.

im really looking forward to what our newest member, Order-Tamiflu, has to say.

Crispy123
05-03-2009, 11:42 PM
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

PapaBear
05-03-2009, 11:43 PM
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

razorboy
05-03-2009, 11:45 PM
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

PapaBear
05-03-2009, 11:46 PM
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.
Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

ToiletCrusher
05-04-2009, 04:26 AM
Currently Active Users: 74 (18 members and 56 guests)
View Who's Online:

toiletcrusher, BeerBandit, britneypablo, Donnie Iris, Excubunutty, foodcourtdruide, Gritty, Hottub+, Mullenax, NewYorkDragons80, odvdocom, paulisded, PhishHead, Photoshop Mike, RobotPilgrim, Sense1ess, walking joint, Yosammity


A name with "dvd" and "com" in it? I can't wait! Seems like this morning is just for scouting the field.

Hottub
05-04-2009, 04:37 AM
Currently Active Users: 74 (18 members and 56 guests)
View Who's Online:

toiletcrusher, BeerBandit, britneypablo, Donnie Iris, Excubunutty, foodcourtdruide, Gritty, Hottub+, Mullenax, NewYorkDragons80, odvdocom, paulisded, PhishHead, Photoshop Mike, RobotPilgrim, Sense1ess, walking joint, Yosammity


A name with "dvd" and "com" in it? I can't wait! Seems like this morning is just for scouting the field.

He's already gone.

jessicaduh
05-04-2009, 04:47 AM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2277/o5dig2ziemn5py0xppdkmz7.jpg

there's no way i'm reading all that.

jessicaduh
05-04-2009, 04:56 AM
i'm soaking wet. and cold. i forgot my umbrella at work on Friday, it's pouring this morning, and i have about a 5 minute walk from where i'm dropped off to my building. boo!

ToiletCrusher
05-04-2009, 04:56 AM
He's already gone.

I really felt good about that one too. Like maybe he could have changed our perception of all spammers by being a nice poster!

Hottub
05-04-2009, 04:59 AM
Please don't shed a tear for the nearly 150 kills I had this weekend.

drjoek
05-04-2009, 04:59 AM
Currently Active Users: 74 (18 members and 56 guests)
View Who's Online:

toiletcrusher, BeerBandit, britneypablo, Donnie Iris, Excubunutty, foodcourtdruide, Gritty, Hottub+, Mullenax, NewYorkDragons80, odvdocom, paulisded, PhishHead, Photoshop Mike, RobotPilgrim, Sense1ess, walking joint, Yosammity


A name with "dvd" and "com" in it? I can't wait! Seems like this morning is just for scouting the field.

Toiletcrusher keeping Ronfez.net safe and spam free since June '08

ToiletCrusher
05-04-2009, 05:04 AM
Welcome to our newest member, Not A Spammer

Brilliant.

Freitag
05-04-2009, 05:10 AM
I think a girl I went to high school with drowned her baby. I'm not sure, and since I don't know where my high school yearbook is and I don't remain in contact with people I went to high school with, I don't know how to verify this.

epo
05-04-2009, 06:19 AM
He's already gone.

Sexist. Who says that a spammer couldn't be a chick?

You mods make me sick.

Tall_James
05-04-2009, 12:25 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/doing-a-line.gif

Tall_James
05-04-2009, 12:26 PM
I think a girl I went to high school with drowned her baby. I'm not sure, and since I don't know where my high school yearbook is and I don't remain in contact with people I went to high school with, I don't know how to verify this.

She's probably on Facebook and in the "I Drowned My Baby" group.

EliSnow
05-04-2009, 12:29 PM
You mods make me sick.

You're sick?

I think we'll have to quarantine you. With the whole swine flu thing going on, I'm sure you understand.

Snoogans
05-04-2009, 12:30 PM
You're sick?

I think we'll have to quarantine you. With the swine flu, I'm sure you understand.

do we really? He lives in wisconsin. Does it really matter if he gets people around him sick?

Tall_James
05-04-2009, 01:05 PM
http://students.washington.edu/brownj4/photos/wisconsinsucks.gif

ChrisTheCop
05-04-2009, 02:19 PM
If I have to see that ad one more time, I'll amputate my own fingers.

BlackSpider
05-04-2009, 03:10 PM
Knock it off...

Gvac
05-04-2009, 03:12 PM
Knock it off...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bless you, Spider.

weekapaugjz
05-04-2009, 05:56 PM
i just saw aaron carter.

i feel so lucky.

i just saw him again. i even talked to him this time.

so dreamy.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:16 PM
If ignorance is bliss, there are some people here who must be ecstatic.

disneyspy
05-04-2009, 07:17 PM
i'm pretty fuckin happy

mikeyboy
05-04-2009, 07:20 PM
If ignorance is bliss, there are some people here who must be ecstatic.

You need a hug, don't you?

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:22 PM
You need a hug, don't you?

Check out the "elitist" poll.

mikeyboy
05-04-2009, 07:28 PM
Check out the "elitist" poll.

Saw it. I still think you need a hug (or at least a stool softener), Dr. Crankypants.

jessicaduh
05-05-2009, 07:19 AM
capital letters are for pussies.

Aggie
05-05-2009, 07:26 AM
As long as the Mr. RF.net calendar is made up of your baby pictures cuz that's the last time any of you savages were worth looking at.

razorboy
05-05-2009, 07:27 AM
As long as the Mr. RF.net calendar is made up of your baby pictures cuz that's the last time any of you savages were worth looking at.

Hurtful. Go wear an upside down visor.

JerseyRich
05-05-2009, 07:29 AM
Hurtful. Go wear an upside down visor.


I'm so glad I posted that picture yesterday.

But honestly, let's not be unrealistic here...she's still hot with the dumb visor and ridiculous snake skin shirt.

RhinoinMN
05-05-2009, 07:33 AM
As long as the Mr. RF.net calendar is made up of your baby pictures cuz that's the last time any of you savages were worth looking at.

I beg to differ.

Look at all of these handsome fellas.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1226

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1233

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1235

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1245

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=114&pictureid=1285

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=114&pictureid=1283



Not an ugly one in the lot.

Aggie
05-05-2009, 07:33 AM
I'm so glad I posted that picture yesterday.

But honestly, let's not be unrealistic here...she's still hot with the dumb visor and ridiculous snake skin shirt.

OK, now I like you again. Maybe you are funny.

EliSnow
05-05-2009, 07:48 AM
I'm so glad I posted that picture yesterday.

But honestly, let's not be unrealistic here...she's still hot with the dumb visor and ridiculous snake skin shirt.

Very true. If you hadn't, we wouldn't have this:

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6820/user6475pic135812396361.jpg

ToiletCrusher
05-05-2009, 07:49 AM
I would ask for January to be pictures of me as that is the month of my birthing.

RhinoinMN
05-05-2009, 07:52 AM
I would ask for January to be pictures of me as that is the month of my birthing.

This one is for March.


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1234

razorboy
05-05-2009, 07:53 AM
I'll only do tasteful nude shots.

RhinoinMN
05-05-2009, 07:59 AM
I'll only do tasteful nude shots.

I'll pull my butt cheeks apart. I just wanted you to know that.

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 08:25 AM
As long as the Mr. RF.net calendar is made up of your baby pictures cuz that's the last time any of you savages were worth looking at.

I think that was a backhanded compliment towards me. And I'll take it...

Aggie
05-05-2009, 08:31 AM
I think that was a backhanded compliment towards me. And I'll take it...

Stop being so hammersavage.

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 08:33 AM
I swear to god, this is the 10th time my name has been used on this board today. You are all conspiring against me.

Snoogans
05-05-2009, 08:34 AM
Stop being so hammersavage.

This is awesome.


Being so Hammersavage= Looking like a giant baby and/or being a virgin

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 08:36 AM
It can mean anything apparently

TheMojoPin
05-05-2009, 08:37 AM
Only bad things.

Furtherman
05-05-2009, 08:38 AM
I hate when people leave their hammersavage in the bathroom for all to see. Animals.

razorboy
05-05-2009, 08:40 AM
It was pretty sad when Jimmie Foxx MojoPinned to death.

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 08:48 AM
I wish I could photoshop these names (burrben, drjoek, Furtherman, PhishHead, toiletcrusher) into this photo:

http://home.speedsite.com/ickyjoey/PeopleToKill.JPG

Snoogans
05-05-2009, 09:06 AM
I wish I could photoshop these names (burrben, drjoek, Furtherman, PhishHead, toiletcrusher) into this photo:

http://home.speedsite.com/ickyjoey/PeopleToKill.JPG

it would complete the scene since Im sure you already havethe lipstick on

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 09:06 AM
Man I'm glad I called that guy

underdog
05-05-2009, 09:10 AM
it would complete the scene since Im sure you already havethe lipstick on

Man I'm glad I called that guy

Is this playfulness, or do you guys not like each other? I'm confused.

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 09:11 AM
Did somebody say something?

razorboy
05-05-2009, 09:12 AM
Did somebody say something?

It was just the breeze.

Snoogans
05-05-2009, 09:13 AM
Is this playfulness, or do you guys not like each other? I'm confused.

I have nothing against Hammer except for his blatent lies about how fast he can drive places. Besides why would I be threatened by a 6 foot 9 month old

hammersavage
05-05-2009, 09:15 AM
I'm 6'4

King Hippos Bandaid
05-05-2009, 09:16 AM
I love that the poll is public, you creeps can see I voted for you

RoseBlood
05-05-2009, 12:27 PM
I just realized there's like 10 creep tourneys.. I thought I was special. :down:

RhinoinMN
05-05-2009, 12:30 PM
I'm 6'4

I'm 6'3"

EliSnow
05-05-2009, 12:38 PM
I just realized there's like 10 creep tourneys.. I thought I was special. :down:

Who needs a hug?

drjoek
05-05-2009, 12:39 PM
That post made me a little horny!

EliSnow
05-05-2009, 12:40 PM
That post made me a little horny!

So you saved Rhino's pic to your hard drive?

~Katja~
05-05-2009, 12:47 PM
I just realized there's like 10 creep tourneys.. I thought I was special. :down:

just keep up the creepiness factor and you still can win... there is a week left for votes