The Shelter

[Farmer Dave]

like ya didn't do a youtube search for tentacle porn :blink:

Well I did now. I'm not sure what I was seeing.

[red_red_red]

Well I did now. I'm not sure what I was seeing.
i just threw tentacle into the search and up came Sailor Moon....fuckin creepy...it's anime, the japs like simulated rape i guess

[west milly Tom]

i just threw tentacle into the search and up came Sailor Moon....fuckin creepy...it's anime, the japs like simulated rape i guess



Here is the grand ol' USA we only settle for the real thing.

[Misteriosa]

good morning shelter mates :bye:

woke up some serious pain today... combo back and soreness.. i broke down and took one of my last oxys from last summer.

things will start to space out around here really soon...

[red_red_red]

i've never taken an oxy, is it like vicodin? i took one of those once and it made me ill...how do ya function @ work if yer all fucked up? i can't function if i take a benadryl

[Misteriosa]

i've never taken an oxy, is it like vicodin? i took one of those once and it made me ill...how do ya function @ work if yer all fucked up? i can't function if i take a benadryl

its not pure oxy. i think i took the percocet. i have some vicodins still, but the percs work better. im actually functioning well since i dont have to get up yet. i can feel t he medicine working tho. my body feels much better but my face feels weird (like its flattening out) and my ears feel like they are popping.

work is actually very pleasant today :happy: i could do this every day

this is what i took:
Acetaminophen-oxycodone hydrochloride
Strength(s)
325 mg-7.5 mg
Imprint(s)
7.5 / 325
M522

[red_red_red]

its not pure oxy. i think i took the percocet. i have some vicodins still, but the percs work better. im actually functioning well since i dont have to get up yet. i can feel t he medicine working tho. my body feels much better but my face feels weird (like its flattening out) and my ears feel like they are popping.

work is actually very pleasant today :happy: i could do this every day

this is what i took:
i'd be passed out...well y'all have a good day :) i have a lunch date! and i was bitching bout that very thing yesterday....i should bitch more often..peace

[paulisded]

Pills??? Count me in!

[KatPw]

Opiates and opiate derivatives are not my friends. Even a codiene will have me face down once it kicks in.

[Misteriosa]

i'd be passed out...well y'all have a good day :) i have a lunch date! and i was bitching bout that very thing yesterday....i should bitch more often..peace

have fun lady :bye: and have a sam adams for me (one would be so awesome right now)

i *really* want one of these. we are not allowed to have washers/dryers in the apartment, but one of these tucked away in the bathroom will be so awesome and save so much money:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21naCC%2Bg1FL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Avanti-W798SS-Portable-Automatic-Washer/dp/B000ZIKWWI/ref=pd_sbs_k_4

[Misteriosa]

Opiates and opiate derivatives are not my friends. Even a codiene will have me face down once it kicks in.

codiene and vicodin will put me right to sleep. the percs gets me a little sleepy, but it also has me a little jittery too so it balances out.

i also need to goto the dentist soon. ive been putting it off because changes in coverage and i think they are gonna want to do the wisdom tooth ext on the left side.

[KatPw]

codiene and vicodin will put me right to sleep. the percs gets me a little sleepy, but it also has me a little jittery too so it balances out.

i also need to goto the dentist soon. ive been putting it off because changes in coverage and i think they are gonna want to do the wisdom tooth ext on the left side.

Do it before they get infected. My O.S. didn't want to touch my lower molars because the roots literally hugged the mandibular nerve. They got infected and I ended up having to have two surgeries on one side to clear it all up. I was not a happy camper.

[Misteriosa]

Do it before they get infected. My O.S. didn't want to touch my lower molars because the roots literally hugged the mandibular nerve. They got infected and I ended up having to have two surgeries on one side to clear it all up. I was not a happy camper.

the side they took out last summer was the "worse side". they are not causing me any pain. the dentist just wanted to take them out. also, im not up for losing another summer to dental pain. the dentist didnt give me any anitbiotics before thext and the site got terribly infected. what was supposed to be a 2 week healing process was dragged into 2 months of swelling and pain.

i just want my usual preventive care :o

[~Katja~]

to all you gardeners in this thread, what the hell kinda mushroom is this? it just popped up in my front yard today

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs156.snc1/5820_1160419100972_1542653461_413806_4367052_n.jpg

[Misteriosa]

the penis shroom... lol


i have no idea what that is.

[~Katja~]

the penis shroom... lol


i have no idea what that is.

ha that was my first thought... there was a second one next to it that looked used and curled up... haha

[Dougie Brootal]

:unsure:

[boosterp]

to all you gardeners in this thread, what the hell kinda mushroom is this? it just popped up in my front yard today

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs156.snc1/5820_1160419100972_1542653461_413806_4367052_n.jpg

The elusive Red Cock Fungi. I wonder if it will get a cap on top or if a rabi already got to it?

[red_red_red]

have fun lady :bye: and have a sam adams for me (one would be so awesome right now)

i *really* want one of these. we are not allowed to have washers/dryers in the apartment, but one of these tucked away in the bathroom will be so awesome and save so much money:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21naCC%2Bg1FL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Avanti-W798SS-Portable-Automatic-Washer/dp/B000ZIKWWI/ref=pd_sbs_k_4
i have never heard of those.....how cool

[RhinoinMN]

The elusive Red Cock Fungi. I wonder if it will get a cap on top or if a rabi already got to it?

Technical name is Cardinalis Canis Mentula Fungus.

[red_red_red]

to all you gardeners in this thread, what the hell kinda mushroom is this? it just popped up in my front yard today

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs156.snc1/5820_1160419100972_1542653461_413806_4367052_n.jpg
did you break the head off somehow?

[RhinoinMN]

to all you gardeners in this thread, what the hell kinda mushroom is this? it just popped up in my front yard today

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs156.snc1/5820_1160419100972_1542653461_413806_4367052_n.jpg

It is a snow crab trying to break free.

[boosterp]

Misti,
I find it odd that your building will not allow washers and dryers. It is hard to find an apartment around here that does not at least have the hook ups.

[red_red_red]

and lunch was a bust...scott couldn't leave cuz SOME TOOL IN AFGHANISTAN NEEDS AN AIRPLANE!!! the nerve of those cunts!

we were supposed to go to the beach this weekend too but.....:glurps: i give up..i'll just go buy more shoes and plants

[boosterp]

and lunch was a bust...scott couldn't leave cuz SOME TOOL IN AFGHANISTAN NEEDS AN AIRPLANE!!! the nerve of those cunts!

we were supposed to go to the beach this weekend too but.....:glurps: i give up..i'll just go buy more shoes and plants


Awe K, Beerman is important to our troops. Make him take a small vacation and y'all get away for a few.

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Awe K, Beerman is important to our troops. Make him take a small vacation and y'all get away for a few.
he can't...fucking inspections, then after that, more goddamn broken Hercules, oh well, like i said shoes and plants and maybe that puppy...otay gotta run, kids are sharkin me...send beer and jokes plz :bye:

[boosterp]

he can't...fucking inspections, then after that, more goddamn broken Hercules, oh well, like i said shoes and plants and maybe that puppy...otay gotta run, kids are sharkin me...send beer and jokes plz :bye:

Sounds like Amazon time. And those damn C-130 Hercules can wait, K needs her beerman time.

[red_red_red]

oh my gawd...another horse fucker story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090730/ap_on_re_us/us_accused_horse_molester

[Farmer Dave]

Mornin' all. I've been sitting here long enough. Better get my animals fed and some hay bales unloaded before the kids get up.

My wife works from home, but has had to make the hour commute to the office this week so I've been being a good Daddy getting them fed and all in the morning.

See ya around lunch time.

[red_red_red]

:D i got an email from Schnitty....he's still a gay jew :wub:

and Joe05 sent me this fine link:
http://www.videosift.com/video/TDS-Hey-C-Mon-That-s-Not-Why-Would-You-Whoa

it's jon stewart doing a bit on the jersey political scandal



good morning, i'm over my sponge bob crabby pants mood i was in yesterday, i stayed up til 1 am playing Sims and i was mean to them. :tongue:

[red_red_red]

Mornin' all. I've been sitting here long enough. Better get my animals fed and some hay bales unloaded before the kids get up.

My wife works from home, but has had to make the hour commute to the office this week so I've been being a good Daddy getting them fed and all in the morning.

See ya around lunch time.
feed them or bugger them?

[~Katja~]

did you break the head off somehow?


Nope, I haven't touched it at all. The second one that was next to it and already kinda bent was the same tapered look on top. The head did look kinda dried out but on both so it may just be the way they grow

[red_red_red]

Sounds like Amazon time. And those damn C-130 Hercules can wait, K needs her beerman time.
i pre ordered a wally lamb book, it comes out on the 4th me thinks.

[KatPw]

:D i got an email from Schnitty....he's still a gay jew :wub:

and Joe05 sent me this fine link:
http://www.videosift.com/video/TDS-Hey-C-Mon-That-s-Not-Why-Would-You-Whoa

it's jon stewart doing a bit on the jersey political scandal



good morning, i'm over my sponge bob crabby pants mood i was in yesterday, i stayed up til 1 am playing Sims and i was mean to them. :tongue:

That video was hilarious. How is Joe05?

[Farmer Dave]

feed them or bugger them?

Ya gotta feed them to get them to hold still if they ain't in heat.

[red_red_red]

That video was hilarious. How is Joe05?
early 20's...still a baby but he's a sweetie...he calls me his e mom :laugh:

[KatPw]

early 20's...still a baby but he's a sweetie...he calls me his e mom :laugh:

Get yer glasses :laugh: I asked HOW is he not how old is he :laugh:

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all! :bye:

Mornin' all. I've been sitting here long enough. Better get my animals fed and some hay bales unloaded before the kids get up.

My wife works from home, but has had to make the hour commute to the office this week so I've been being a good Daddy getting them fed and all in the morning.

See ya around lunch time.

I am pooped. Where my future home is to be built and my parents still own 2.5 acres there I was busting my ass on the tractor and with a chainsaw. Even had to hit the weed eater, although not your ordinary weed eater it had to work a bit more than usual. I also drank quite a few beers so that is another excuse.

[red_red_red]

Get yer glasses :laugh: I asked HOW is he not how old is he :laugh:
:laugh::laugh: i get dumber everyday

he's doing really good, has a steady girl and job. he was all happy cuz he won some tix to a concert and a trip backstage to meet the band and get a autographed guitar.

what band you ask? Tesla :lol:...he didn't know who they are, all he cares about is putting that guitar up on ebay for some easy $$.

[red_red_red]

Howdy y'all! :bye:



I am pooped. Where my future home is to be built and my parents still own 2.5 acres there I was busting my ass on the tractor and with a chainsaw. Even had to hit the weed eater, although not your ordinary weed eater it had to work a bit more than usual. I also drank quite a few beers so that is another excuse.
why are you hitting the weed eater?

[red_red_red]

it rained yesterday :clap: i hope it's a trend. i went outside after it was done and played around with my camera..i am getting better with it
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/pissy005-2.jpgthe alien vine is now blooming @ night too
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/pissy001-4.jpg

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

glad to hear joe is getting things together out there :)

im drinking my coffee and wishing it to be home tiemz already... its raining too... again.

[red_red_red]

hey buddays :bye:

glad to hear joe is getting things together out there :)

im drinking my coffee and wishing it to be home tiemz already... its raining too... again.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x307/S1mOne_bucket/smileys/CoffeeCrackCat.jpg
cheers :D whatcha got goin on this weekend?

[Misteriosa]

absolutely nothing.

and i think i may *finally* be able to pick up my diploma. i tried to call the school today, but the office is closed on fridays. boooo.

so im calling on monday to see whats up.

[red_red_red]

absolutely nothing.

and i think i may *finally* be able to pick up my diploma. i tried to call the school today, but the office is closed on fridays. boooo.

so im calling on monday to see whats up.
well if you're gonna watch movies this weekend, don't watch the remake of fri the 13th...it was awful...it was so bad i left the room and did other things.

i got nuthin either..i might make a trip to the used bookstore and camp out under the pecan tree with a cold adult beverage.

how come they don't send the diploma in the mail?

[Misteriosa]

well if you're gonna watch movies this weekend, don't watch the remake of fri the 13th...it was awful...it was so bad i left the room and did other things.

i got nuthin either..i might make a trip to the used bookstore and camp out under the pecan tree with a cold adult beverage.

how come they don't send the diploma in the mail?


i dont know why i cant have it mailed to me. guess they dont want the mail machines to chew it up or something.

[KatPw]

:laugh::laugh: i get dumber everyday

he's doing really good, has a steady girl and job. he was all happy cuz he won some tix to a concert and a trip backstage to meet the band and get a autographed guitar.

what band you ask? Tesla :lol:...he didn't know who they are, all he cares about is putting that guitar up on ebay for some easy $$.


:laugh: I know I still have a tesla CD in this house somewhere. I'm glad he is doing good, he deserves all the good stuff coming to him.

why are you hitting the weed eater? Does that mean Rich is gonna hit me if he ever visits up here :glurps: :laugh:

it rained yesterday :clap: i hope it's a trend. i went outside after it was done and played around with my camera..i am getting better with it
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/pissy005-2.jpgthe alien vine is now blooming @ night too
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/pissy001-4.jpg
You are really attracting the hummingbirds! They are so amazing. I haven't seen one around me in a long time. I blame overdevelopment and all the pesticides and chemicals they would spray around here till they knew how bad some of them were.

absolutely nothing.

and i think i may *finally* be able to pick up my diploma. i tried to call the school today, but the office is closed on fridays. boooo.

so im calling on monday to see whats up.No mailing of diplomas?

i dont know why i cant have it mailed to me. guess they dont want the mail machines to chew it up or something.
That's what the cardboard mailing envelopes are for. Both my diplomas came that way, as well as both my professional licenses.

[red_red_red]

:laugh:

Does that mean Rich is gonna hit me if he ever visits up here :glurps: :laugh:
:laugh:
maybe he just hits weed whackers, it might be his gimmick

You are really attracting the hummingbirds! They are so amazing. I haven't seen one around me in a long time. I blame overdevelopment and all the pesticides and chemicals they would spray around here till they knew how bad some of them were.


i've always had a ton of them, on the feeders out front i counted 6 @ one time. i can't get a pic of that cuz they are so fast it blurs really bad. plus, i'm afraid they will poop on me.
they really are amazing, the next vid i shoot i'll turn the sound on cuz they bitch @ each other very loudly..it's adorable. and the reason i'm taking so many pics is cuz great grandpa is really mad that he can't attract any, so i email him pics and vids and rub it in :smoke:

[KatPw]

i've always had a ton of them, on the feeders out front i counted 6 @ one time. i can't get a pic of that cuz they are so fast it blurs really bad. plus, i'm afraid they will poop on me.
they really are amazing, the next vid i shoot i'll turn the sound on cuz they bitch @ each other very loudly..it's adorable. and the reason i'm taking so many pics is cuz great grandpa is really mad that he can't attract any, so i email him pics and vids and rub it in :smoke:


Grandpa is going to want to come down and birdnap some of yours :laugh: I didn't even know they made noises, that is so cute.

[Farmer Dave]

Not trying to rub it in or anything,but...It's a beautiful Friday afternoon. I'm hooking up the boat, loading up the kids, and meeting my sister and her kids a the lake for a little fun.

OK, I'm rubbing it in. Seeya later.

[KatPw]

Not trying to rub it in or anything,but...It's a beautiful Friday afternoon. I'm hooking up the boat, loading up the kids, and meeting my sister and her kids a the lake for a little fun.

OK, I'm rubbing it in. Seeya later.

Have a great time and remember the sunblock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

after almost 6 months of not biting my nails, i broke down and chewed them all off :(

i didnt even realize what i was doing until i was done.

i bit them off from the stress of a situation that came up just now. one of our teens almost sucessfully committed suicide by taking all the pills in her two psych medicine bottles (they were new fills, so we are looking at at least 60 pills). i was trying to find out what hospital she was sent to and if she was still alive.

i found out which hospital it was and she's in ICU, but now i have no nails. time to dig up that bitter nail polish and start from scratch.

ahh the joys of the job.

[strawberrypop]

Ugh. I am glad she has survived. Hugs.

[KatPw]

Holy fuck Misti that is insane. Is she going to have any lasting repercussions from taking all the meds? I assume they pumped her stomach. How's she doing or is it still too soon to know the whole situation?

[Misteriosa]

Ugh. I am glad she has survived. Hugs.
is it ok if i send those hugs to her? im sure she needs them more :o
Holy fuck Misti that is insane. Is she going to have any lasting repercussions from taking all the meds? I assume they pumped her stomach. How's she doing or is it still too soon to know the whole situation?

its still too soon. yes, her stomach was pumped and she's intubated right now but thats all i know. the agency shrinks are over there right now figuring things out.

we did find out that SHE was the one who called for help. guess she had a change of heart in the middle of dying.

[KatPw]

Thankfully she called. Just unreal. So fucking sad. But she wants help and that's good.

[Misteriosa]

shes a new intake but shes 18 which complicates things. we know she has a long psych hx but she would not accept tx. the good thing about this is that we can get her the higher level of care she needs and this time she cant sign herself out. she also was raped just before she came into our care. she hasnt come to terms with that either.

[Farmer Dave]

I live such a sheltered life. I hope to keep it that way for my kids as well. Not to make them prudes, but to at least have a chance to grow up.

Misti, you are simply amazing!

[Misteriosa]

I live such a sheltered life. I hope to keep it that way for my kids as well. Not to make them prudes, but to at least have a chance to grow up.

Misti, you are simply amazing!

while i thank you for the compliment, i dont think im amazing.. im just doing my job.

i think this may be your first "look at the crazy shit that happens at misti's job" story.
strap in and take notes because, as you can see, they are some real doozies.

[jab]

i dunno how you do it lady

[Foster]

Misti rocks!

[Farmer Dave]

while i thank you for the compliment, i dont think im amazing.. im just doing my job.

i think this may be your first "look at the crazy shit that happens at misti's job" story.
strap in and take notes because, as you can see, they are some real doozies.
No, it's not my first look. And you have only helped prove my point with your humility.

[red_red_red]

Grandpa is going to want to come down and birdnap some of yours :laugh: I didn't even know they made noises, that is so cute.
grandpa is such a crabby pants but i give him props for using the internet, he's in his 80's and knows more bout the interboobs than his grandson

[red_red_red]

http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu125/qjacker/j7at1t.gif

[Farmer Dave]

Have a great time and remember the sunblock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We did, and we did.
grandpa is such a crabby pants but i give him props for using the internet, he's in his 80's and knows more bout the interboobs than his grandson

Good for him. I hope the same is said about me in another 40 years.

And that gif you just posted....what can I say:thumbup:

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We did, and we did.


Good for him. I hope the same is said about me in another 40 years.

And that gif you just posted....what can I say:thumbup:
:laugh: don't encourage the ugly, skeery, freckly, redheaded troll
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/EchelonAngel/Michael%20Jackson/2z8okmo.gif

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/ybmittg/output4.gif

[red_red_red]

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/Kellygal71/19f1b665.gif
http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/cliffmburton/thCreepyGirl.gif
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/Kellygal71/scaryface4.gif
i went off on a tangent, i hope misti pees herself :laugh:

[Farmer Dave]

chirpchirp, chirpchirp, wow is it quiet around here today.

[red_red_red]

chirpchirp, chirpchirp, wow is it quiet around here today.
i was busy today...still am, just takin a smoke break, then it's back to whatever it is that i do :huh:

[boosterp]

Does that mean Rich is gonna hit me if he ever visits up here :glurps: :laugh:



I would never hit a lady. My super weed eater (sp on purpose) was acting up Thursday and aggravating me. I can put certain blades on it too, but I did not want to take off the string and I was taking on some heavy weeds around my tractor building, and kept breaking string. The sun was setting, I just wanted to finish. Oh well, got to head out there tomorrow for some more chainsaw work and maybe fix my other tractor.

Not trying to rub it in or anything,but...It's a beautiful Friday afternoon. I'm hooking up the boat, loading up the kids, and meeting my sister and her kids a the lake for a little fun.

OK, I'm rubbing it in. Seeya later.

I am jealous. I so badly want a boat, a 4-wheeler, 2 more pistols, and another shot gun. I will be complete then. Well, I do want a new motorcycle too. Damn, guess I need a job.

A busy weekend of hustle and bustle, eating Mexican food two days in a row, and now I finally popped the top on a Bud Light. Perfect weekend.

[Misteriosa]

the clowns dont scare me :tongue:

and who the fuck is rob b?

Foster Forever!!

[boosterp]

the clowns dont scare me :tongue:

and who the fuck is rob b?

Foster Forever!!

I so fucking hate clowns, hate I tell ya. I get anxiety if I come across one at a kid's party and want to punch it in it's nose. Mimes are worse, I have nearly go to jail when I was a teen for kicking a mime in the nut sack.

[~Katja~]

and who the fuck is rob b?

Foster Forever!!
I blame Musikfest mug refills :)

[Foster]

I blame Musikfest mug refills :)

and mobile devices




....bad combination

[Farmer Dave]

Boosterp, you need a job so you quit working so hard. You're wearing me out just reading.

[Misteriosa]

good morning shelter mates :)

ive decided on taking thurs, fri, and monday off from work for this and next week. that has REALLY made me feel good. fuck officemate in the face if she doesnt like it! :clap:

hooray!! only 2 more work week days :alf_dance:

[PerryWinkle]

and who the fuck is rob b?

Foster Forever!!

Exactly! Is this a new trend started by foster?

[red_red_red]

the clowns dont scare me :tongue:

and who the fuck is rob b?

Foster Forever!!
zombie gifs it is! :D

I so fucking hate clowns, hate I tell ya. I get anxiety if I come across one at a kid's party and want to punch it in it's nose. Mimes are worse, I have nearly go to jail when I was a teen for kicking a mime in the nut sack.
i know ppl who are afraid of midgets...i loathe stinging insects, the buzzing noise freaks me out

Boosterp, you need a job so you quit working so hard. You're wearing me out just reading.
no shit..ya know how fucking hot it is there? yikes

[red_red_red]

good morning shelter mates :)

ive decided on taking thurs, fri, and monday off from work for this and next week. that has REALLY made me feel good. fuck officemate in the face if she doesnt like it! :clap:

hooray!! only 2 more work week days :alf_dance:
nice!!


i get to send asses out the door @ 6:45 am again...let's celebrate
http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww220/omonafiles/gif/clapsss.gif

[boosterp]

Boosterp, you need a job so you quit working so hard. You're wearing me out just reading.




[B][COLOR=Red]no shit..ya know how fucking hot it is there? yikes

The job is hopefully coming. *fingers crossed*

Well, I did not go out there today and tomorrow I have Dr.s appointment in the middle of the freaking day. I may take my overalls with so I can at least do some work in the evening out there.

I stayed up lat last night watching season 1 of the JAG series, and needed a break anyway.

[Foster]

good morning shelter mates :)

ive decided on taking thurs, fri, and monday off from work for this and next week. that has REALLY made me feel good. fuck officemate in the face if she doesnt like it! :clap:

hooray!! only 2 more work week days :alf_dance:

hey, I'm taking thursdee and fridee off too :clap:

[Farmer Dave]

I blew off most of the last two weeks as far as any real work went. I can get away with it this time of year. I figure three days this week will catch me up.

[Misteriosa]

good morning sheltermates :bye:

come oooooooooon thursday!!! :happy:

[Misteriosa]

spy report: someone died in Orchard Beach in the Bronx. i know because i just picked my niece up from there. :o

[disneyspy]

spy report: someone died in Orchard Beach in the Bronx. i know because i just picked my niece up from there. :o

how'd you kill em,killer?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Ya'll,

I thought I'd come visit my neighbors. How's life for you?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

spy report: someone died in Orchard Beach in the Bronx. i know because i just picked my niece up from there. :o
If it was a SHark attack it might be drummed up.

Shark Week and all coming.

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The job is hopefully coming. *fingers crossed*

Well, I did not go out there today and tomorrow I have Dr.s appointment in the middle of the freaking day. I may take my overalls with so I can at least do some work in the evening out there.

I stayed up lat last night watching season 1 of the JAG series, and needed a break anyway.
we're rooting fer ya :)

overalls or coveralls? :laugh: ya redneck

i went to bed early, i was all excited by the prospect of waking up pukes @ 6 am with an overly sweet "good morning sunshine"

the fuckers revolted and were awake b4 i went upstairs :laugh: they are on to me

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I blew off most of the last two weeks as far as any real work went. I can get away with it this time of year. I figure three days this week will catch me up.
are you a fancy man ? :bye:





what exactly do you farm? and do you have a red barn and a silo? cuz farming here is waaaay diff than farming up there, there's just random fields of crops, no sign of a farmer, just crops...weird.

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ugh...great grandpa was hospitalized on saturday, internal bleeding and after invasive testing they figger they have him on too much coumadin (blood thinner). why didn't they test his blood first? :wallbash::wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

how'd you kill em,killer?
turns out it was a scare and it was used as a "training exercise"

i call BS. thats right... i dont trust the gubb'mint
Hey Ya'll,

I thought I'd come visit my neighbors. How's life for you?
hello.
If it was a SHark attack it might be drummed up.

Shark Week and all coming.
no shark. no worries.
we're rooting fer ya :)

i went to bed early, i was all excited by the prospect of waking up pukes @ 6 am with an overly sweet "good morning sunshine"

the fuckers revolted and were awake b4 i went upstairs :laugh: they are on to me

they are slick pukes... you taught them well.
ugh...great grandpa was hospitalized on saturday, internal bleeding and after invasive testing they figger they have him on too much coumadin (blood thinner). why didn't they test his blood first? :wallbash::wallbash:
i hope gramps is ok. fingers crossed for him :aaw:

[Foster]

having blackberry issues :wallbash:

[Farmer Dave]

are you a fancy man ? :bye:





what exactly do you farm? and do you have a red barn and a silo? cuz farming here is waaaay diff than farming up there, there's just random fields of crops, no sign of a farmer, just crops...weird.



3 steers for personal consumption
5 horses for the wife and kids' entertainment and the exercise of hay bailing and shit pitching
1200 hogs for aggrivation
1200 acres of corn and soybeans

If its like around here, crops don't need much attention: plant, spray pesticides, harvest.

[KatPw]

3 steers for personal consumption
5 horses for the wife and kids' entertainment and the exercise of hay bailing and shit pitching
1200 hogs for aggrivation
1200 acres of corn and soybeans

If its like around here, crops don't need much attention: plant, spray pesticides, harvest.

Fascinating! Seriously, I find agriculture and the like very interesting. All the land around me was at one time farmland. There was even a very small working farm across from my elementary school growing up. There is still a working farm in the middle of Queens too.The family that once owned the land I live on have a farm out east near where my parents are buried.
Do you deal with Monsanto? I'm curious as to what you think of them as a company.
I saw a satirical play a few years ago called Pig Farm (from the folks that brought us Urinetown). I think it really shed a light on what livestock farmers have to deal with, both with dealing with the land/animals/weather but also dealing with the different government bureaucracies.

[boosterp]

Hey Ya'll,

I thought I'd come visit my neighbors. How's life for you?

Howdy sir! :bye:

we're rooting fer ya :)

overalls or coveralls? :laugh: ya redneck

i went to bed early, i was all excited by the prospect of waking up pukes @ 6 am with an overly sweet "good morning sunshine"

the fuckers revolted and were awake b4 i went upstairs :laugh: they are on to me


You shit, I am partially a cowboy but my neck is not so red. Plus, I am educated. :wink: Now, you live in redneck central missy.


I too love farming and ranching. I grew up spending my summers working on a ranch in Central Texas and miss it. I love maintaining my property in East Texas, wish I had more time/money to devote.

[Farmer Dave]

Fascinating!
Do you deal with Monsanto? I'm curious as to what you think of them as a company.


Monsanto developed the technology that allows us to spray glyphosate (think Round-up herbicide) on our crops without killing them. They liscenced that to other companies and is in all the seed I buy. That's my only inderect sort of dealing with them.

Before that technology existed weeds where controlled by multiple herbicides and mechanical cultivation of the ground up next to the crop. It was much more time consuming.

Here ends your farming lesson for today.

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3 steers for personal consumption
5 horses for the wife and kids' entertainment and the exercise of hay bailing and shit pitching
1200 hogs for aggrivation
1200 acres of corn and soybeans

If its like around here, crops don't need much attention: plant, spray pesticides, harvest.
there are countless soybean and cotton fields around here, the thing that is different here is they are not attached to a barn and livestock. just many random fields.

i love the pecan orchards, i used to live in a subdivision that was one, it was a gorgeous piece of land. and across the street was a soybean field, that's what made me move, that crop duster drove me insane.

[Misteriosa]

good morning shelter mates :)

you know what i saw when i looked out my window? sky and concrete.

all this talk about faming and crops is giving me allergies...

[Misteriosa]

oh.. and i contacted my old department head about Master's degree programs... she's gonna be on vaca, so when she comes back, we can discuss options. im nervous but excited at the same time :tongue:

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good morning shelter mates :)

you know what i saw when i looked out my window? sky and concrete.

all this talk about faming and crops is giving me allergies...
:tongue:


isn't today friday for you?


i am looking out my patio door and i see that vine...it grew some more, i think it's throbbing too

[Misteriosa]

:tongue:


isn't today friday for you?


i am looking out my patio door and i see that vine...it grew some more, i think it's throbbing too


yes it is "friday" for me :happy:

i think im going to six flags tomorrow so i can get the bogo and bring my sis and her gf along

and eww... you have an audrey 2 growing in your back yard

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yes it is "friday" for me :happy:

i think im going to six flags tomorrow so i can get the bogo and bring my sis and her gf along

and eww... you have an audrey 2 growing in your back yard
o0o0o0 six flags...is that in jersey? i kinda remember somethin bout a safari park too? :unsure: i get things mixed up. that's a good way to spend a day off, you should tell the shrew co worker, rub it in a little :D

i am stuck in the house, i can't even drive..my contact tore and scratched my eyeball b4 i could get it out..i should be all healed by tomorrow, if i am drunken lunch is back on :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

yeah there is the main park, the safari, and a water park in jackson nj

http://www.sixflags.com/greatAdventure/index.aspx

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yeah there is the main park, the safari, and a water park in jackson nj

http://www.sixflags.com/greatAdventure/index.aspx
:) fun times....i've got a water park about an hour up the road but no one likes to go there anymore, they are too cool now :down:

it's nothing like a six flags but it's adjacent to a state park with waterfalls and nature trails. if i ever get some damn nieces or nephews i will take them there.

[Misteriosa]

well, six flags is a bit of a treat. we dont go every year. since there are usually 5 of us (at $50/person), its gets expensive. we got those bogo free tix, if we go on a weekday so $250 comes down to $150 for admission. we are also being ghetto and bringing lunch to eat in the car so we wont have to pay for the park food. :happy:

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well, six flags is a bit of a treat. we dont go every year. since there are usually 5 of us (at $50/person), its gets expensive. we got those bogo free tix, if we go on a weekday so $250 comes down to $150 for admission. we are also being ghetto and bringing lunch to eat in the car so we wont have to pay for the park food. :happy:
that's not ghetto, that's just plain smart. i used to take a cooler too, i can get subs for 2 bucks a piece vs 6 bucks fer an awful hot dog. we'd just get the ol hand stamp and head over to the state park for a picnic lunch.

[Misteriosa]

oh ok :tongue:

i say its ghetto because every time we go there, our parking lot lunch buddies are usually other minority families doing the same thing :happy: we usually buy some popeyes the night before and put some sodas and waters in the cooler bag. we also throw in some cold cuts and ice pops.

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oh ok :tongue:

i say its ghetto because every time we go there, our parking lot lunch buddies are usually other minority families doing the same thing :happy: we usually buy some popeyes the night before and put some sodas and waters in the cooler bag. we also throw in some cold cuts and ice pops.
:laugh: you worry too much and i love the popeye's....omg sooo good...now i want some. damn you

[west milly Tom]

Hiya buddays :bye:
Popeye's is the best! I love that chicken.
Popeye's > kfc

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i don't even know when i last had kfc..it's awful. i do remember the mass panic over the free grilled chicken tho....that was funny and a bit racist too...i'll try to find a news clip about it.

[west milly Tom]

i don't even know when i last had kfc..it's awful. i do remember the mass panic over the free grilled chicken tho....that was funny and a bit racist too...i'll try to find a news clip about it.



I remember that it was a month or two ago. I got kfc on the way home a couple weeks ago and it was just terrible and more expensive then popeye's. I try not to eat it because if I have it today I get hooked and Ill get some every day for a week. Its an addiction.

[KatPw]

I miss popeye's and KFC occasionally. Some L.I. guy says he cracked the KFC spice code, I think I'm going to hunt down his recipe and try making it myself.

[west milly Tom]

I miss popeye's and KFC occasionally. Some L.I. guy says he cracked the KFC spice code, I think I'm going to hunt down his recipe and try making it myself.



I saw that on the news. Let me know how it comes out.

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I remember that it was a month or two ago. I got kfc on the way home a couple weeks ago and it was just terrible and more expensive then popeye's. I try not to eat it because if I have it today I get hooked and Ill get some every day for a week. Its an addiction.
the only fast food i eat now is zaxby's, which is not technically fast food but it's close. so no popeye's fer me. :( i found a you tube vid but it really paints a certain people in a bad light, so i won't post it...just throw in kfc free food and wow.

I miss popeye's and KFC occasionally. Some L.I. guy says he cracked the KFC spice code, I think I'm going to hunt down his recipe and try making it myself.
that recipe has been out for years, i have it on an old timey recipe card, not a printed from the web version, but a hand written one...never tried it tho. the fam likes my recipe so i don't bother with anything else, my complaint box would be full :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

the only fast food i eat now is zaxby's, which is not technically fast food but it's close.

with your history, i would have thought you'd have given that up for good... :devil2:








:lol:

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I saw that on the news. Let me know how it comes out.
yes, let us know. i'm curious as to how close it is and if it's similar to recipe i have...cuz mine might be bullshit.

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with your history, i would have thought you'd have given that up for good... :devil2:








:lol:
:lol: yeah, i'm a willing victim now...i doubt that creep would pull that shit again, as much as we bashed him and publicly shamed him....i still wonder what the fallout was from all that....christ we used to be brutal :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

:lol: yeah, i'm a willing victim now...i doubt that creep would pull that shit again, as much as we bashed him and publicly shamed him....i still wonder what the fallout was from all that....christ we used to be brutal :smoke:

yeah.. we have gotten soft since then...

well ive heard nothing since then. i think he may have given up the interwebs after that. maybe he went back to stuffs board after fba blew up... who knows. i will put GOOD money on that he's divorced now.

[KatPw]

I saw that on the news. Let me know how it comes out.

the only fast food i eat now is zaxby's, which is not technically fast food but it's close. so no popeye's fer me. :( i found a you tube vid but it really paints a certain people in a bad light, so i won't post it...just throw in kfc free food and wow.


that recipe has been out for years, i have it on an old timey recipe card, not a printed from the web version, but a hand written one...never tried it tho. the fam likes my recipe so i don't bother with anything else, my complaint box would be full :laugh:

yes, let us know. i'm curious as to how close it is and if it's similar to recipe i have...cuz mine might be bullshit.

When i make it I'll let you guys know. I wonder if the L.I. guy knows that the recipe has been out for years.
We have a local place called Zorn's that I imagine is kind of like your Zaxby's, Red. But it's a bit of a drive from my house so I haven't had it in years.

[west milly Tom]

So far all the recipes claiming to be the colonel's secret seem to all use self rising flour and copious amounts of salt and msg, eesh.

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yeah.. we have gotten soft since then...

well ive heard nothing since then. i think he may have given up the interwebs after that. maybe he went back to stuffs board after fba blew up... who knows. i will put GOOD money on that he's divorced now.
if he's not divorced i would be shocked....should we call the golf bag? :lol: don't get me started :lol: i feel dirty now

[Misteriosa]

if he's not divorced i would be shocked....should we call the golf bag? :lol: don't get me started :lol: i feel dirty now

i was gonna go there, but decided against it. get out of my head, you bitch! :lol:

edit: i had to add this:

http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Household/Sports%20and%20Outdoor%20Living%20Products/Golf-Products/Golf-Promotional-Gift/Golf-Telephone-10583090034.jpg

[KatPw]

So far all the recipes claiming to be the colonel's secret seem to all use self rising flour and copious amounts of salt and msg, eesh.

Ick. I don't buy self-rising flour. Or bleached flour, I don't need my bread that white. I usually toast it anyway. I make most of my own spice mixes now to avoid the msg and added salt. I can't believe I bought those taco seasoning packets for so many years when all the freaking ingredients were all in my cabinet.

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When i make it I'll let you guys know. I wonder if the L.I. guy knows that the recipe has been out for years.
We have a local place called Zorn's that I imagine is kind of like your Zaxby's, Red. But it's a bit of a drive from my house so I haven't had it in years.
the next time you are south, pop into one...it's a little pricey but worth it...now i'm fucking laffing about that awful thread...damn you misti :lol:

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i was gonna go there, but decided against it. get out of my head, you bitch! :lol:

edit: i had to add this:

http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Household/Sports%20and%20Outdoor%20Living%20Products/Golf-Products/Golf-Promotional-Gift/Golf-Telephone-10583090034.jpg
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: fuck!!!!!! go away you evil cunt :lol::lol::lol:

[west milly Tom]

<----outside the conversation :(

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<----outside the conversation :(
<~~~~sorry....some douche showed up in my small town, drove here from out of state with intentions of finding me...he ended up @ the zaxby's having lunch.....how do i know this? he told me..and i was creeped out and publicly flogged him...that's the short version.

[west milly Tom]

<~~~~sorry....some douche showed up in my small town, drove here from out of state with intentions of finding me...he ended up @ the zaxby's having lunch.....how do i know this? he told me..and i was creeped out and publicly flogged him...that's the short version.




Wow what a creep. How far did he drive?

[Misteriosa]

Wow what a creep. How far did he drive?

<-- from N or SC to Cunting, GA

[west milly Tom]

Speaking of...I saw the nj to catch a predator for the first time this weekend. 31 guys is 3 days about a half hour from my house. Yikes.

[Misteriosa]

as far as those TCAP shows go, they do a good serivce, but isnt it entrapment (legally, speaking)?

[west milly Tom]

<-- from N or SC to Cunting, GA



The name of the town is cunting for real?

[Misteriosa]

The name of the town is cunting for real?

yes

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Wow what a creep. How far did he drive?
from 2 states away...as far as i understand...i have no real idea tho

[west milly Tom]

as far as those TCAP shows go, they do a good serivce, but isnt it entrapment (legally, speaking)?



I do feel kinda bad for the nerdy types who really wouldn't have come if it wasn't for the telephone persuasion by the young "teen". A lot of those types are just lonely losers. Not like that makes it ok, just saying. The best is when they cry.

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i love those shows ....creeps caught on film is always fun

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as far as those TCAP shows go, they do a good serivce, but isnt it entrapment (legally, speaking)?
they quit producing them i believe...didn't some DA kill himself cuz he got caught?

[Misteriosa]

they quit producing them i believe...didn't some DA kill himself cuz he got caught?

yeah.. i remember hearing something about that. he was some DA or Rabbi or something...

[KatPw]

Speaking of...I saw the nj to catch a predator for the first time this weekend. 31 guys is 3 days about a half hour from my house. Yikes.

When will these idiots learn? Seriously, is there anyone in America left that has not seen at least one episode of this show? I'm all for pedophiles outing themselves and all but really, they are stupid in addition to being creeps.

[west milly Tom]

yeah.. i remember hearing something about that. he was some DA or Rabbi or something...



Yea they caught an assistant da in Texas and they were filming when they went to his house to arrest him and he shot himself. They also caught a rabbi, twice. My favorite was the guy they convinced to come into the house naked.

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When will these idiots learn? Seriously, is there anyone in America left that has not seen at least one episode of this show? I'm all for pedophiles outing themselves and all but really, they are stupid in addition to being creeps.
and the creepy o&a fan...what more can ya say about him?

[west milly Tom]

and the creepy o&a fan...what more can ya say about him?

He was on the nj episode. I think he also brought pot with him.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg

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He was on the nj episode. I think he also brought pot with him.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg
we need lemonade and cookies for the creep party...where's perry with his van?

[west milly Tom]

we need lemonade and cookies for the creep party...where's perry with his van?



I think he got a real job. He hasn't been posting very much at all. Plus I think he hates me, but I'm not sure.

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I think he got a real job. He hasn't been posting very much at all. Plus I think he hates me, but I'm not sure.
ooof...sorry, i wasn't aware of any drama...how bout them cubs? :unsure:

[~Katja~]

we need lemonade and cookies for the creep party...where's perry with his van?
driving around Bethlehem aimlessly not finding a loud group of people partying...

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all! :bye:


i love the pecan orchards, i used to live in a subdivision that was one, it was a gorgeous piece of land. and across the street was a soybean field, that's what made me move, that crop duster drove me insane.


I hated working the pecans, spraying malathion from a tractor, getting some on you for sure, and then the stupid shaker to harvest. I hate pecans now.

:lol: yeah, i'm a willing victim now...i doubt that creep would pull that shit again, as much as we bashed him and publicly shamed him....i still wonder what the fallout was from all that....christ we used to be brutal :smoke:

:lol::lol::lol: Was not your first either.

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Howdy y'all! :bye:



I hated working the pecans, spraying malathion from a tractor, getting some on you for sure, and then the stupid shaker to harvest. I hate pecans now.



:lol::lol::lol: Was not your first either.
:lol: actually, that was my first...fucker, this is what you get:
http://californiadelights.com/catalog/images/pecans2%20copy.jpg

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driving around Bethlehem aimlessly not finding a loud group of people partying...
eh...i don't get it but i'm sure there's a gem in there somewhere...i'm sorry i brought it up. :unsure:

[Farmer Dave]

When will these idiots learn? Seriously, is there anyone in America left that has not seen at least one episode of this show? I'm all for pedophiles outing themselves and all but really, they are stupid in addition to being creeps.

Me, I've never seen 'Lost' or 'Titanic' either.

I would still not try hooking up with a minor online. That's just dumb.

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omg i LOVE this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miggtAnOOHM



:laugh::thumbup::wink:

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Me, I've never seen 'Lost' or 'Titanic' either.

I would still not try hooking up with a minor online. That's just dumb.
neither have i...i will up the ante and i have never watched a lord of the rings movie either....it just looked boring
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/dyedinthewool/Smilies/2180_hiding_behind_a_couch.gif

[lleeder]

I should have hid in here friday.

[boosterp]

:lol: actually, that was my first...fucker, this is what you get:
http://californiadelights.com/catalog/images/pecans2%20copy.jpg


:tongue: You bum!

I should have hid in here friday.

We have a great lil hole here in .net land.

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http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/princebaldric/OMGOHNOES.gif


:bye:

[boosterp]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/princebaldric/OMGOHNOES.gif


:bye:

So K, how's that Georgia heat? Geez, here I do not think the AC has shut off since 2 am.

Bake me a pecan pie when I come to visit?

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:tongue: You bum!


are you serious?? :laugh::laugh: dude i am an expert in shelling pecans...i have 3 pecan trees and what the vermin don't eat, i pick up...everyone up north loves them...they don't get out much http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t300/IRINA006/Smiley/crazy.gif

[Farmer Dave]

neither have i...i will up the ante and i have never watched a lord of the rings movie either....it just looked boring
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/dyedinthewool/Smilies/2180_hiding_behind_a_couch.gif


I'll see your lord of the rings and raise you a 'Hairy Potter'

[KatPw]

Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are both awesome.

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So K, how's that Georgia heat? Geez, here I do not think the AC has shut off since 2 am.

Bake me a pecan pie when I come to visit?
well thanx to ppl who work out in the heat,my air doesn't turn off...it's muggy as all get out but i like it, although i shunned the outside world today. sometimes i walk by the lil digital temp control thingy and it's set @ 69...no wonder i have a hoodie on now

fuck pecan pies...hate em...i make other, more gooder baked goods...i fucking hate pie...bleccck

what's good in tx?

[boosterp]

everyone up north loves them...they don't get out much http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t300/IRINA006/Smiley/crazy.gif

:lol::lol: bat shit crazy ice kept yanks with nothing to do but drink and piss in the snow.

Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are both awesome.

Holla!

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I'll see your lord of the rings and raise you a 'Hairy Potter'
never watched that either but i do buy books for various pukey types....i can't think of anymore big movies i haven't seen....what other kind of movies we got?

[boosterp]

well thanx to ppl who work out in the heat,my air doesn't turn off...it's muggy as all get out but i like it, although i shunned the outside world today. sometimes i walk by the lil digital temp control thingy and it's set @ 69...no wonder i have a hoodie on now

fuck pecan pies...hate em...i make other, more gooder baked goods...i fucking hate pie...bleccck

what's good in tx?


It is less muggy here, but at 6:30 the temp is 95 and 30 minutes ago when I checked my property 100 miles north it was 100 degrees. I do not mind this sort of heat, minus the electric bills.

I hate pecan pies too, but love a good apple pie. :wink:

If you have a good oven, I do make a helluva coffee cake, great double chocolate cookies, and do fairly well in the bread department.

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Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are both awesome.
i'm not offended that ppl enjoy them, i just have no imagination i guess... the whole fantasy genre is not one of my thangs ...i'll go get a dunce hat now :tongue:

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:lol::lol: bat shit crazy ice kept yanks with nothing to do but drink and piss in the snow.



Holla!
:laugh::laugh::laugh: that is soooo true....my neighbor pissed behind my barn once...i was all like WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN I HAVE 2 PERFECTLY GOOD BATHROOMS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??


then i remembered who i was dealing with :laugh::laugh:

[boosterp]

i'm not offended that ppl enjoy them, i just have no imagination i guess... the whole fantasy genre is not one of my thangs ...i'll go get a dunce hat now :tongue:

I am a sci-fi guy but can not watch comedies. I find them too predictable and simply am not amused. I think the last one I really laughed at was PCU. Now I do love the classics like Blues Brothers and Animal House.

[boosterp]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: that is soooo true....my neighbor pissed behind my barn once...i was all like WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN I HAVE 2 PERFECTLY GOOD BATHROOMS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??


then i remembered who i was dealing with :laugh::laugh:

My time spent in Wisconsin gave me the impression that here is a typical winter day: You shovel your driveway, get the snow off your truck, slip and slide into work, on way home pick up case of beer, while at home drink said beer, piss in snow, wake up to do it all over again.

Weekends are at the bar so the routine varies slightly, especially during football and hockey seasons.

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It is less muggy here, but at 6:30 the temp is 95 and 30 minutes ago when I checked my property 100 miles north it was 100 degrees. I do not mind this sort of heat, minus the electric bills.

I hate pecan pies too, but love a good apple pie. :wink:

If you have a good oven, I do make a helluva coffee cake, great double chocolate cookies, and do fairly well in the bread department.
omg i have this recipe for the ultimate coffee cake, it's mad good...have a good oven? what? :laugh:

i love the beer bread, it's so fuckin easy and tasty....i tried making french bread once and wow...epic fucking fail....we could wear matching aprons and be hens :laugh::laugh::laugh:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/thecarpenter1958/Chickens/Chickens-22MAY09-01.jpg

[boosterp]

omg i have this recipe for the ultimate coffee cake, it's mad good...have a good oven? what? :laugh:

i love the beer bread, it's so fuckin easy and tasty....i tried making french bread once and wow...epic fucking fail....we could wear matching aprons and be hens :laugh::laugh::laugh:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/thecarpenter1958/Chickens/Chickens-22MAY09-01.jpg


I eat hens, not cocks. :tongue:

[red_red_red]

I am a sci-fi guy but can not watch comedies. I find them too predictable and simply am not amused. I think the last one I really laughed at was PCU. Now I do love the classics like Blues Brothers and Animal House.
oh man i love the sci fi shit..i watched Watchmen last week, even tho i read the reviews....i can do certain comedies...pink panther and monty python...borat made me pause the movie cuz i laffed so hard, but i mighta been silly that night :D

i love oldy moldy movies....sometimes TCM plays some gooduns...but it's rare

[red_red_red]

I eat hens, not cocks. :tongue:
cocks....it's whats fer dinner?


boooooooooooooooooooo



how bout that tool who shot em up@ the health club? didja read his awful blog? omg skeery!

which brings me to this (i'm hyper, sorry :laugh:)
there was a manager in godfersaken Missouri, i think...he booted a mom who had a 6 mo old baby out CUZ THE BABY WAS NOT WEARING SHOES!!!! threatened to call the cops and everything....holy fuck me up the arse, WHO DOES THAT???
the whole no shoes no shirt policy....i really want to maim and humiliate him

[red_red_red]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2025820/burger_king_kicks_out_baby_for_not.html?cat=9
link of nazi BK manager ....ick

[boosterp]

oh man i love the sci fi shit..i watched Watchmen last week, even tho i read the reviews....i can do certain comedies...pink panther and monty python...borat made me pause the movie cuz i laffed so hard, but i mighta been silly that night :D

i love oldy moldy movies....sometimes TCM plays some gooduns...but it's rare


I have never seen Borat. My GF took me to see the "Hangover" which was not bad. I love oldies, especially westerns and war movies.

cocks....it's whats fer dinner?




boooooooooooooooooooo



how bout that tool who shot em up@ the health club? didja read his awful blog? omg skeery!

which brings me to this (i'm hyper, sorry :laugh:)
there was a manager in godfersaken Missouri, i think...he booted a mom who had a 6 mo old baby out CUZ THE BABY WAS NOT WEARING SHOES!!!! threatened to call the cops and everything....holy fuck me up the arse, WHO DOES THAT???
the whole no shoes no shirt policy....i really want to maim and humiliate him


For dinner, I am making soft tacos with spanish rice and corn. Of course I do all my own seasonings and never buy the packaged shit. I may put on a pot of beans if I get to the store to buy some bacon, fatback is difficult to find around here.

To the second part, 6 mos come on asshole! I hate the Show Me State.

[Farmer Dave]

:lol::lol: bat shit crazy ice kept yanks with nothing to do but drink and piss in the snow.



Holla!

:laugh::laugh::laugh: that is soooo true....my neighbor pissed behind my barn once...i was all like WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN I HAVE 2 PERFECTLY GOOD BATHROOMS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??


then i remembered who i was dealing with :laugh::laugh:

Harray, harray, its the first of May, outdoor pissing starts today.


I love me a good piss in the outdoors. I will go outside on occasion just because I can. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. My cut off temp is usually around 20 depending on wind chill.

[boosterp]

Harray, harray, its the first of May, outdoor pissing starts today.


I love me a good piss in the outdoors. I will go outside on occasion just because I can. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. My cut off temp is usually around 20 depending on wind chill.

Ain't a damn thing wrong with pissing out side, but in snow, wind, and the lake blowing wetness into ice those fuckers are nuts. I have had to piss in some damn cold weather while stationed around the world, but fuck doing it when you can not wait in a bar to use the men's room.

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all and happy Thursdee! :bye:

That most posts thread is trying to overtake the Shelter in post whoring ability. While I have a few posts in there I think we need to get back to our old post whoring roots and make that thread look like shit. :thumbup:

[boosterp]

I am getting tired though.

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr245/la_porte_dv/cats/cat-mouth-full.jpg

[Misteriosa]

booooo... its supposed to be thunderstorms all day in jackson,nj. boooooooo. no rain all week except today... :annoyed:

[Farmer Dave]

booooo... its supposed to be thunderstorms all day in jackson,nj. boooooooo. no rain all week except today... :annoyed:

I wish you could send it back my way. We haven't had any meaningful rain in several weeks. Things are getting pretty dry and we're headed ofr temps in the 90's over the weekend. At least I don't have to mow my lawn.

[west milly Tom]

Morning yous

[boosterp]

booooo... its supposed to be thunderstorms all day in jackson,nj. boooooooo. no rain all week except today... :annoyed:

Oh joy, although we had some rain last week we are still in a drought.

Hey Tom and Dave.

Dave, soon you will have nothing to ski on.

[red_red_red]

Howdy y'all and happy Thursdee! :bye:

That most posts thread is trying to overtake the Shelter in post whoring ability. While I have a few posts in there I think we need to get back to our old post whoring roots and make that thread look like shit. :thumbup:
that's the ghey
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b302/sanyamandic/Bands/2e763349.jpg

[red_red_red]

booooo... its supposed to be thunderstorms all day in jackson,nj. boooooooo. no rain all week except today... :annoyed:
wear a white shirt :D

I wish you could send it back my way. We haven't had any meaningful rain in several weeks. Things are getting pretty dry and we're headed ofr temps in the 90's over the weekend. At least I don't have to mow my lawn.
pfft...my lawn is brown and crackly, i can't walk around barefoot out there anymore

Morning yous
:bye:

[boosterp]

K, you puss, you can walk bare foot anywhere if your feet are tough enough.

[Patient zer0]

Pass the syrup please

[boosterp]

Maple I hope.

[Farmer Dave]

Dave, soon you will have nothing to ski on.
That wouldn't be such and bad thing. I seem to have fuck up my back and have pain shooting trough my ass cheeks down the back of my legs, stopping in my knees. Its really uncomfortable.

pfft...my lawn is brown and crackly, i can't walk around barefoot out there anymore


:bye:

I thought you were hillbilly enough to take some dry grass on your tootsies.:laugh:

[JimmieHats]

hey kids. swinging by to make sure everyone's swell. :bye:

[boosterp]

That wouldn't be such and bad thing. I seem to have fuck up my back and have pain shooting trough my ass cheeks down the back of my legs, stopping in my knees. Its really uncomfortable.


I thought you were hillbilly enough to take some dry grass on your tootsies.:laugh:

Sounds like you have some siatica maybe from sitting on those tractors too long recently.

hey kids. swinging by to make sure everyone's swell. :bye:

Heya buday!

[red_red_red]

K, you puss, you can walk bare foot anywhere if your feet are tough enough.
don't make me take a retarded picture again.....this reeks of Fredrick :smoke:

[red_red_red]

I thought you were hillbilly enough to take some dry grass on your tootsies.:laugh:
you mistake me fer a toothless illiterate local that keeps tabs on the # of posts in a thread
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/tt2times/Stewie_Retard.gif

[red_red_red]

hey kids. swinging by to make sure everyone's swell. :bye:
http://z.about.com/d/p/440/e/f/12694.jpg
swell :laugh:

[boosterp]

you mistake me fer a toothless illiterate local that keeps tabs on the # of posts in a thread
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/tt2times/Stewie_Retard.gif


Ok Ms. Walmart, have it your way.

[Farmer Dave]

Sounds like you have some siatica maybe from sitting on those tractors too long recently.





Beer and Advil cures that, right?

[boosterp]

Do you want the official answer or the boosterp answer Dave?

[RhinoinMN]

I will say this here.

I though you Texas folk fished with dynamite.

[boosterp]

I will say this here.

I though you Texas folk fished with dynamite.

Sometimes though we must be a bit quieter and only use shotguns on a modified choke.

[lleeder]

is mikey gonna be able to find my response to a question he asked in the wrong thread with the answer in a different wrong thread?

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all! :bye: TGIF

is mikey gonna be able to find my response to a question he asked in the wrong thread with the answer in a different wrong thread?

Not certain, of course this thread is slower than the post whored most post wins thread. Mikey use to post in this very thread.

[west milly Tom]

Howdy y'all! :bye: TGIF



Not certain, of course this thread is slower than the post whored most post wins thread. Mikey use to post in this very thread.



Morning rich. :bye:
Ill say it again that thread is the bane of this place.

[Misteriosa]

good morning shelter mates :bye:

had a really fun time yesterday up until the end. there were some rather... unsavory characters who felt that my family was a bunch of quiet people who wouldnt say anything against harassment.

home from work.. hooray!

[red_red_red]

good morning shelter mates :bye:

had a really fun time yesterday up until the end. there were some rather... unsavory characters who felt that my family was a bunch of quiet people who wouldnt say anything against harassment.

home from work.. hooray!
really? details??? did you get to beat someone's ass?

[red_red_red]

Ok Ms. Walmart, have it your way.
i always do :D


it's been a good day so far....i am minus an Alex as of last night, she went up to Nashville cuz Jacob is graduating from college tomorrow. well the ceremony is tomorrow, he finishes up in sept i believe.

and i've been reading my new book in between busy work and i love it so far.
i was going to make cheese steaks tonight but it's too frickin hot for all that, so cold subs=no cooking :thumbup:

[red_red_red]

vid from this mornings o&a....i was listening to it live but this is even better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL7BM71rIko

[lleeder]

one in post purgatory would have made me think "hmmm who is he talkin about?"

[Farmer Dave]

Sounds like you have some siatica maybe from sitting on those tractors too long recently.



Heya buday!

Now if only you could have written a scrip. I spent two hours in the clinic today, of course 85% of that time was waiting. The Doc I was scheduled with was called to the ER so they had to fit me in with another.

I got your diagnosis and a few x-rays for fun. RX for some steroids, which is why I'm still awake, and sent on my way. Man, doctor offices suck. I probably caught something I didn't have from just sitting around.

[Flea_Man]

happy soon bday Misti!

[Misteriosa]

happy soon bday Misti!

Happy soon birthday to you too, matt :aaw:

[disneyspy]

happy birthday GAZ nad SPAZ

[Foster]

what is this a low-key birthday thread?

everyone deserves their very own birthday thread, especially Misti!

as matter of fact, she should have the biggest, bestest birthday thread this site has ever seen!!!

[Misteriosa]

good morning buddays :bye:

checking in from bed today. no work for me :happy:

[red_red_red]

good morning buddays :bye:

checking in from bed today. no work for me :happy:
whose bed? :innocent:

how was your weekend? didja go celebrate somewhere?

[Misteriosa]

im in my bed, silly :tongue:

this past saturday i met up with hats and his friend for a nice evening in the city. :happy:

[red_red_red]

o0o0o0o0o0 the beautiful ppl were out and about :D

i had a girlie drink this weekend
http://www.olestavern.com/images/bluebikini.jpg
it had vodka in it..oopsie, but i only had one so it was ok, i really liked it tho, it's called a hurricane.

[Misteriosa]

well, as long as you had a good time, then its ok :happy:

[red_red_red]

well, as long as you had a good time, then its ok :happy:
did i hear u were giving out pills? i was listening but couldn't post...adderalls was it? :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

well shit.. i must have forgotten to take a few out for myself :tongue:

[red_red_red]

it sounded like that caller said misti was givin out pills ...:laugh:
first time in a long time i get to hear an entire show and the shit i learn about you weirdos

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all! :bye: Back from a long and restful weekend, it was a nice change of pace. I now though have a ton of things I need to catch up on.


Now if only you could have written a scrip. I spent two hours in the clinic today, of course 85% of that time was waiting. The Doc I was scheduled with was called to the ER so they had to fit me in with another.

I got your diagnosis and a few x-rays for fun. RX for some steroids, which is why I'm still awake, and sent on my way. Man, doctor offices suck. I probably caught something I didn't have from just sitting around.

Man, I wish that was the wrong diagnosis. The good, it could be inflamed tissue in your ass putting pressure on the sciatic nerve and the bad would be a disk impinging on the nerve root.

[red_red_red]

Howdy y'all! :bye: Back from a long and restful weekend, it was a nice change of pace. I now though have a ton of things I need to catch up on.

who said you could rest and slack off? such entitlement around here

[boosterp]

who said you could rest and slack off? such entitlement around here

You goof! :wub:

If it's any consolation I will be working my ass off tomorrow and Wednesday at my future homesite/parent's property that is a few miles away.

[red_red_red]

You goof! :wub:

If it's any consolation I will be working my ass off tomorrow and Wednesday at my future homesite/parent's property that is a few miles away.
so noted....back to hebrew slave mentality. i took part of the day off today, kinda...well no...i just had work on this floor so i could hear today's show, the r&f show that is...then i read some really hysterical twitters... felt like twitter was old skool FBA :laugh:

i got teased today, all kinds of thunder and lightning but no rain...no instant karma my ass, if i didn't laff @ mean twitter, it woulda rained :blink:

[red_red_red]

oh and then i had a houseful this evening...i made a huge dinner and not only did they love dinner, they said my food was always "purty" ....i wonder what their food looks like :laugh:....prolly catfish heads with eyeballs and whiskers :laugh: and i thought i was getting a compliment

[red_red_red]

it took me a damn minute but by gum, i found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvOEvMLkBG4

[boosterp]

so noted....back to hebrew slave mentality. i took part of the day off today, kinda...well no...i just had work on this floor so i could hear today's show, the r&f show that is...then i read some really hysterical twitters... felt like twitter was old skool FBA :laugh:

i got teased today, all kinds of thunder and lightning but no rain...no instant karma my ass, if i didn't laff @ mean twitter, it woulda rained :blink:


Working my butt off, just trying to stay busy so I do not feel so shut in. Glad you got some stuff done too. Got teased with rain as well, but it failed to pour. Supposed to be this way through Wednesday.

What kinda hayseeds were you feeding?

[red_red_red]

Working my butt off, just trying to stay busy so I do not feel so shut in. Glad you got some stuff done too. Got teased with rain as well, but it failed to pour. Supposed to be this way through Wednesday.

What kinda hayseeds were you feeding?

jacob and his fam...his daddy talks like carl from sling blade..some ppl call it a kaiser blade, i call it a sling blade
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p3/onepixelundergod/tony-1.jpg

[boosterp]

jacob and his fam...his daddy talks like carl from sling blade..some ppl call it a kaiser blade, i call it a sling blade
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p3/onepixelundergod/tony-1.jpg


Oh my! No wonder they were shocked not to see eyes and wiskers. Bet they noddle too.

[red_red_red]

http://www.videobeta.net/gifs/14667.gif (http://ronfez.net/forums/%3Ca%20href=)
i can't itch my scratch so i go now :bye:

(http://giftube.com/)

[boosterp]

Oh my that is a fat cat.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[boosterp]

:bye:

Hey there b-day chicky!

[red_red_red]

i'm bored, so i do this
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Animated%20pics/wonder_lick_treadmill.gif

[red_red_red]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z268/OsiOy/FunnyGif5.gif

[red_red_red]

http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/Runiteknite/Funny/Laser_pointer_dog.gif

[Misteriosa]

good morning shelter mates :o

came in to work to find a nice pile of papers sitting on my desk.. hip hip horray. :dry:

[red_red_red]

good morning shelter mates :o

came in to work to find a nice pile of papers sitting on my desk.. hip hip horray. :dry:
i'll trade ya, my work is finished and there is a pouting man sitting on my couch :help::help::help::help:

[Misteriosa]

i'll trade ya, my work is finished and there is a pouting man sitting on my couch :help::help::help::help:

sure.. ill just slip a little something extra into his morning coffee to make him more agreeable :o

[red_red_red]

sure.. ill just slip a little something extra into his morning coffee to make him more agreeable :o
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/mongothetrucker/goodeggeg1.jpg



lol...mongo's photobucket...small world

[Misteriosa]

omg... i just got the best birthday present ever...

my supervisor just told me that...

I DONT HAVE TO COVER FOR OFFICEMATE ANYMORE!!!!!!


http://www.udel.edu/PR/UDaily/01-02/fireworks.gif

[KatPw]

i'm bored, so i do this
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Animated%20pics/wonder_lick_treadmill.gif


I love when his shoes fly off :laugh:

[KatPw]

omg... i just got the best birthday present ever...

my supervisor just told me that...

I DONT HAVE TO COVER FOR OFFICEMATE ANYMORE!!!!!!


http://www.udel.edu/PR/UDaily/01-02/fireworks.gif

Wooo Hooo! What brought about this turn of events?

[Misteriosa]

Wooo Hooo! What brought about this turn of events?

the nurse saw the deterioration of my mental health over the issue. she also wasnt too happy with when officemate would try to blame missing shit on me when they were on days that were officemate's responsiblity. since i super document things (including putting copies of forms i gave to people and who i gave them to), the nurse saw that things werent adding up.

in return for the HS relief, i have to help the lady in MH instead, which is just fine with me. if anything, SHE is the one who is REALLY overworked. she also has her son's murder trial coming up so she will def need help in the work angle.

my sweet sweet freedom starts 8/17.

in so fucking giddy over this...:thumbup: happy birthday to me!!! :clap:

[KatPw]

the nurse saw the deterioration of my mental health over the issue. she also wasnt too happy with when officemate would try to blame missing shit on me when they were on days that were officemate's responsiblity. since i super document things (including putting copies of forms i gave to people and who i gave them to), the nurse saw that things werent adding up.

in return for the HS relief, i have to help the lady in MH instead, which is just fine with me. if anything, SHE is the one who is REALLY overworked. she also has her son's murder trial coming up so she will def need help in the work angle.

my sweet sweet freedom starts 8/17.

in so fucking giddy over this...:thumbup: happy birthday to me!!! :clap:

That is awesome, and it's good that you'll be helping the person that really needs it right now.

[red_red_red]

the nurse saw the deterioration of my mental health over the issue. she also wasnt too happy with when officemate would try to blame missing shit on me when they were on days that were officemate's responsiblity. since i super document things (including putting copies of forms i gave to people and who i gave them to), the nurse saw that things werent adding up.

in return for the HS relief, i have to help the lady in MH instead, which is just fine with me. if anything, SHE is the one who is REALLY overworked. she also has her son's murder trial coming up so she will def need help in the work angle.

my sweet sweet freedom starts 8/17.

in so fucking giddy over this...:thumbup: happy birthday to me!!! :clap:
OMG YAY YAY WHOO HOOOOO!!!! cool beans lady, next thing ya know you'll be getting a nice fat raise!
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/lillith_goth_girl/funny/gif-6.gif

[boosterp]

Howdy y'all! :bye:

Been working on my mom's computer and it is giving me a headache. I want to throw it off my balcony and tell her to buy a new one.


good morning shelter mates :o

came in to work to find a nice pile of papers sitting on my desk.. hip hip horray. :dry:

omg... i just got the best birthday present ever...

my supervisor just told me that...

I DONT HAVE TO COVER FOR OFFICEMATE ANYMORE!!!!!!


http://www.udel.edu/PR/UDaily/01-02/fireworks.gif

OMG!!!!! Misti got a belated birfdey gift! :clap: I am so happy for you Misti.

[RhinoinMN]

We are now immortal.


Most Posts Wins. (http://radioghost.com/?p=375)

[KatPw]

We are now immortal.


Most Posts Wins. (http://radioghost.com/?p=375)

I just listened to it. Sleeves did a great job :clap:

[RhinoinMN]

I just listened to it. Sleeves did a great job :clap:

He really did. I can't stop laughing at the biggirl line!:lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

We are now immortal.


Most Posts Wins. (http://radioghost.com/?p=375)
And it feels great!!

[Misteriosa]

i missed it :down:

clinic doesnt let me stay at my desk a lot... but that'll be over soon :happy: