Random Thoughts

[Suspect Chin]

I just cracked my neck and my right leg hurts...but so does my neck still.


How is that fair?

Pinched nerve? I get a terrible jolt of pain down my arm every time I sneeze.

[FrogSlayer]

I want some fuckin sour patch kids

[JerseyRich]

I just cracked my neck and my right leg hurts...but so does my neck still.


How is that fair?

you're probably dying.

[spankyfrank]

I just cracked my neck and my right leg hurts...but so does my neck still.


How is that fair?

That blood clot you just started is traveling through your body evenutally it will make it's way to your heart and all will be over. nice knowing you

[jauble]

That blood clot you just started is traveling through your body evenutally it will make it's way to your heart and all will be over. nice knowing you

One can only wish. If you PM me your real name (I won't squeal) I will make sure you get my TV after the big one hits.

Elizabeth I'm coming!

[spankyfrank]

Here's how my lifeis messing with me, I got a swine flu shot this week because thats the only available flu shot. It's not supposed to make you feel shitty and yet I have a terrible cold. Blug

[FrogSlayer]

In queue.

Before that - moe. - plane crash (live)

Animals should not be shuffled, or it just wont work the same

[PapaBear]

I just smoked a little weed. First time in about 5 or 6 years.

[weekapaugjz]

I just smoked a little weed. First time in about 5 or 6 years.

it's all down hill from here...

you know they consider that a gateway drug, right?

[TooLowBrow]

I just smoked a little weed. First time in about 5 or 6 years.

hi

[PapaBear]

hi
Pretty fuckin'

[TooLowBrow]

http://tinychat.com/ronfez

chat and listen

[weekapaugjz]

hey lowbrow, you wanna head over to papabear's house and freak him out a bit?

[TooLowBrow]

hey lowbrow, you wanna head over to papabear's house and freak him out a bit?

id rather join him and get higher:smoke:

[PapaBear]

http://tinychat.com/ronfez

chat and listen
I'm trying to concentrate on not forgetting about my burning cigarette.:smoke:

[weekapaugjz]

id rather join him and get higher:smoke:

give me about 15 mins, and ill be right there with ya!

[PapaBear]

id rather join him and get higher:smoke:

give me about 15 mins, and ill be right there with ya!
Bring a proper utensil. I had to fashion a crappy one.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm trying to concentrate on not forgetting about my burning cigarette.:smoke:

http://www.sovietskynews.com/cutenews/data/upimages/burning-house.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Bring a proper utensil. I had to fashion a crappy one.

i always have a proper utensil.

[PapaBear]

i always have a proper utensil.
Braggart.

[PapaBear]

I think I shall save the rest for the big winter wonderland that is predicted for Friday and Saturday night. SNOWWWW!!!

And, no... I don't mean cocaine. Snow. The cold flaky stuff that falls from the sky.

[ToiletCrusher]

smoke 'em if you got 'em, right boys???

Fun times.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> im so hard right now

[~Katja~]

smoke 'em if you got 'em, right boys???

Fun times.
whoa, tc is back?

[red_red_red]

what are we supposed to do with that sticky ball thing?

i just squeeze it
i throw it @ my cats and laugh

[red_red_red]

Don't look at me. I'm not giving up my bed, and I hear you won't sleep in a kids bed.
http://www.pricerighthome.com/ebay_images/spongebob_bed_tent.jpg

[ANC]

Enough with the Phil Spector Christmas Album already!

It's not like we just pulled off the Lufthansa Heist you know! :wallbash:

[Servo]

Enough with the Phil Spector Christmas Album already!

It's not like we just pulled off the Lufthansa Heist you know! :wallbash:

Is that directed at a certain boss of yours...?

[ANC]

Is that directed at a certain boss of yours...?

:lol: nah, well, not this time at least...

[Misteriosa]

now boarding :wacko:

[FrogSlayer]

now boarding :wacko:

leaving today for Christmas? Make sure to think of us who are not in a sunny paradise while you are there.

[RhinoinMN]

now boarding :wacko:

Hopefully not water.

[GregoryJoseph]

now boarding :wacko:

Don't come back until you learn how to be nice.

[RhinoinMN]

JC says he is in heaven and wanted me to post this pic that he sent me.


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/downsized951218091916.jpg

Stupid canuck.

[epo]

Canadians are insane.

[weekapaugjz]

JC says he is in heaven and wanted me to post this pic that he sent me.


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/downsized951218091916.jpg

Stupid canuck.

i wish i was there instead of watching this game on television.

[~Katja~]

does he mean heaven because his seats are so high up that he is very close to it?
JC says he is in heaven and wanted me to post this pic that he sent me.


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/downsized951218091916.jpg

Stupid canuck.

[~Katja~]

now boarding :wacko:
happy Beach and Sun Holiday!

[Misteriosa]

landed in ft lauderdale.. now i wait for my connection. its supposed to board at 1040p. looks like the storms that delayed us are gone.

[~Katja~]

landed in ft lauderdale.. now i wait for my connection. its supposed to board at 1040p. looks like the storms that delayed us are gone.
then they are not nearly bad enough to give us snow tomorrow :( and I promised Lukas a snowman

[GregoryJoseph]

The human body really is amazing. There's so much going on with our internal organs and so much shit that can potentially go wrong.

When you really think about it, every day we DON'T die it's a miracle.

[Misteriosa]

then they are not nearly bad enough to give us snow tomorrow :( and I promised Lukas a snowman

whytf would you do that? i know you germans think you are god-like, but thats rediculous! :laugh:

[GregoryJoseph]

I got a Bicentennial quarter for change at the laundromat.

Made my day.

[Farmer Dave]

then they are not nearly bad enough to give us snow tomorrow :( and I promised Lukas a snowman
Bring that little fella to visit us here in the tundra. If Ryan and Gwen won't put you up, I will. We have lots of snow this year.

[GregoryJoseph]

I think that this place is going to have the plug pulled on it January 1st, 2010.

[~Katja~]

whytf would you do that? i know you germans think you are god-like, but thats rediculous! :laugh:
if it doesn't work out I have my hope for snow at Niagara Falls after X-mas

[~Katja~]

Bring that little fella to visit us here in the tundra. If Ryan and Gwen won't put you up, I will. We have lots of snow this year.
I am pretty sure they would put us up as well, just a bit of a trip with a kid in the car

[Farmer Dave]

Bring that little fella to visit us here in the tundra. If Ryan and Gwen won't put you up, I will. We have lots of snow this year.

I am pretty sure they would put us up as well, just a bit of a trip with a kid in the car

I know they would as well.

There is an open invite if you ever find yourselves passing this way.

[BlackSpider]

if it doesn't work out I have my hope for snow at Niagara Falls after X-mas

Say hi to Fez's ex-fiance' for me...

[GregoryJoseph]

Anyone who likes The Munsters better than The Addams Family is a mental case.

[~Katja~]

Anyone who likes The Munsters better than The Addams Family is a mental case.
I like muenster... does that count?

[RhinoinMN]

I like muenster... does that count?

Starvin!

[weekapaugjz]

i got to work tonight and received a bonus check. it's not even our christmas bonus. this just made my night.

[Suspect Chin]

My division sold more already this quarter than it did the entire previous fiscal year. Massive commission check coming my way in January!

[GregoryJoseph]

i got to work tonight and received a bonus check. it's not even our christmas bonus. this just made my night.

Nice.

I love unexpected treats like that.

The other day one of my customers paid me cash for his bill, and there was $50 bucks extra in there.

When I told him he had money coming back he told me to keep it and enjoy my Christmas.

I think he was drunk.

[Suspect Chin]

Nice.

I love unexpected treats like that.

The other day one of my customers paid me cash for his bill, and there was $50 bucks extra in there.

When I told him he had money coming back he told me to keep it and enjoy my Christmas.

I think he was drunk.

You deliver to Fez?

[GregoryJoseph]

You deliver to Fez?

Ha!

He's generous AND bad at math!

I have another customer that has been giving me the same thing for years - 10 $2 bills.

He's another "eccentric" one.

[weekapaugjz]

Nice.

I love unexpected treats like that.

The other day one of my customers paid me cash for his bill, and there was $50 bucks extra in there.

When I told him he had money coming back he told me to keep it and enjoy my Christmas.

I think he was drunk.

nice. i'm gonna get real drunk with a chunk of this check. my chick and i have had our eye on the massive bottle of crown royal at the liquor store. and we refrained from buying each other christmas gifts this year so merry christmas to us!

[Farmer Dave]

My dog has a bum leg.

[weekapaugjz]

My dog has a bum leg.

that sucks. my golden retriever has two bum legs. 3 surgeries over the last few years. he's still a trooper though.

[FrogSlayer]

time to install the bionics

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sniffer-dog.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

that sucks. my golden retriever has two bum legs. 3 surgeries over the last few years. he's still a trooper though.

oof, I'm hoping the vet is right an its a sprain or small cartlidge tear.

I don't want to consider a torn ACL and wether I put down a relatively young dog or pay
$2k repairs.

[Farmer Dave]

time to install the bionics

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sniffer-dog.jpg

That's just embarrasing. Give me a three legged dog.

[razorboy]

Congratulations to my H.B. Plant Panthers on their third State Championship in four years!

[spankyfrank]

How the hell did I get a scholarship to Pace? Man this week has been manicdepressive

[weekapaugjz]

oof, I'm hoping the vet is right an its a sprain or small cartlidge tear.

I don't want to consider a torn ACL and wether I put down a relatively young dog or pay
$2k repairs.

yeah, he torn tendons in both back knees. the doctor didn't charge for the third one. thankfully my mom and step dad were able to pick up the bill.

[GregoryJoseph]

How the hell did I get a scholarship to Pace? Man this week has been manicdepressive

Really?

NICE!:clap:

[jauble]

I went to my department xmas party tonight. I work with a lot of sloppy drunks. Company picked up the whole tab though. I only had a few drinks because I don't get drunk away from walking distance without a plan, and never in a professional setting. My boss's boss said some very nice things to me and his wife gave me a fist bump when I was saying my good nights. She is a fan of the fighting epo's.

[Farmer Dave]

I went to my department xmas party tonight. I work with a lot of sloppy drunks. Company picked up the whole tab though. I only had a few drinks because I don't get drunk away from walking distance without a plan, and never in a professional setting. My boss's boss said some very nice things to me and his wife gave me a fist bump when I was saying my good nights. She is a fan of the fighting epo's.

Nice. Seems like a good idea to be the one in control at the office party no matter what.

[jennysmurf]

I've got a feeling I'm going to hate flying overnight. Wish me luck that I don't get next to a child or corpulent snorer.

[PapaBear]

I've got a feeling I'm going to hate flying overnight. Wish me luck that I don't get next to a child or corpulent snorer.
I'm just wishing you luck that you don't have long layovers. Flights are going to be a mess tomorrow, even if your destination doesn't have snow.

[jennysmurf]

I'm just wishing you luck that you don't have long layovers. Flights are going to be a mess tomorrow, even if your destination doesn't have snow.

Yeah. It's not going to be cool. I fly from San Francisco to Dallas to Nashville. No snow in any of those places, but who knows. Just depends on where my planes are coming from.

[weekapaugjz]

Yeah. It's not going to be cool. I fly from San Francisco to Dallas to Nashville. No snow in any of those places, but who knows. Just depends on where my planes are coming from.

i don't see buffalo anywhere in that post! :nono:

[jennysmurf]

i don't see buffalo anywhere in that post! :nono:

I posted on your page that my Grandma is taking up my usual position outside your house. I just can't be everywhere at once!

[weekapaugjz]

I posted on your page that my Grandma is taking up my usual position outside your house. I just can't be everywhere at once!

well, i hope you packed her with a warm jacket. tell her if she knocks three times on the back window, i will bring her some hot chocolate.

[midwestjeff]

i got to work tonight and received a bonus check. it's not even our christmas bonus. this just made my night.

My boss brought a 32 inch flat screen over Monday night. It was my xmas bonus but completely unexpected. I would have loved the cash but this is pretty sweet.
Your posts are so gigantic. And the porn.....

[weekapaugjz]

My boss brought a 32 inch flat screen over Monday night. It was my xmas bonus but completely unexpected. I would have loved the cash but this is pretty sweet.
Your posts are so gigantic. And the porn.....

wait til you get the home movie i made and sent to you...

[jennysmurf]

wait til you get the home movie i made and sent to you...

I have the bootleg of that if you want it. Cheap.

[BlackSpider]

I can't help but wonder how brilliant my 5,00th post will be...

[underdog]

I can't help but wonder how brilliant my 5,00th post will be...

I hope it's about me.

My 10,000th was about Glenn Beck.

[GregoryJoseph]

I can't help but wonder how brilliant my 5,00th post will be...

I hope it's about me.

It had BETTER be about ME. :nono:

[BlackSpider]

7 to go.
I gotta be careful...

[mikeyboy]

7 to go.
I gotta be careful...

indeed

http://411tech.org/images/ruler_foot.jpg

[FrogSlayer]

After watching Inglorious Basterds... i want to learn German even more, it has got to be fun to rage at someone in such an angry sounding language

[GregoryJoseph]

After watching Inglorious Basterds... i want to learn German even more, it has got to be fun to rage at someone in such an angry sounding language

Isn't it hideous?

Nothing romantic about it at all.

By the way, how ya been buddy?

[FrogSlayer]

Isn't it hideous?

Nothing romantic about it at all.

By the way, how ya been buddy?

I have been good, working my ass off (tired and sore) trying to finish a big (muddy) job to get some Christmas money. Looks like last minute shopping again for me.

How are you my friend?

I miss be able to chat daily, this place really bores the fuck out of me sometimes these days :thumbdown:

[GregoryJoseph]

I have been good, working my ass off (tired and sore) trying to finish a big (muddy) job to get some Christmas money. Looks like last minute shopping again for me.

How are you my friend?

I miss be able to chat daily, this place really bores the fuck out of me sometimes these days :thumbdown:

Tell me about it.

I left you a message on your profile page concerning the matter...

[FrogSlayer]

Tell me about it.

I left you a message on your profile page concerning the matter...

I think the preferred status quo is meaningless babble as opposed to meaningful friendships, and they wonder why the board has fallen out of favor.

[Annie Waits]

After watching Inglorious Basterds... i want to learn German even more, it has got to be fun to rage at someone in such an angry sounding language

That just happened to me at work this past week, one of our clients (who is German) chewed me out for making a mistake, she whispered what sounded like angry German words to me. In the end I just couldn't take her seriously because she was over the top angry....and I wanted to whisper angry French words back to her but it just wouldn't' have the same effect.

[GregoryJoseph]

I think the preferred status quo is meaningless babble as opposed to meaningful friendships, and they wonder why the board has fallen out of favor.

Apparently talking about ridiculous shows about guidos on MTV and other nonsense is of paramount importance around here...:annoyed:

[FrogSlayer]

That just happened to me at work this past week, one of our clients (who is German) chewed me out for making a mistake, she whispered what sounded like angry German words to me. In the end I just couldn't take her seriously because she was over the top angry....and I wanted to whisper angry French words back to her but it just wouldn't' have the same effect.

my wife is 1/2 german and I thank god daily that she cant speak it,

she fusses enough already in English :laugh:

[disneyspy]

except for the listening threads,all threads should be abolished and people that dont post in the listening threads should be banned

[FrogSlayer]

Apparently talking about ridiculous shows about guidos on MTV and other nonsense is of paramount importance around here...:annoyed:

give me meaningful (never including anything to do with MTV) conversation anyday, nothing about that show is thought provoking or intelligent. Either that or the Tiger debaucle seems to be fodder worthy of the most attention around here.

Heaven forbid we discuss family, jobs, philosophy, politics, friendships or anything in a meaningful dialouge.

they should have a chat thread that runs for one month only for just such talk. At the end of the month it could be deleted and a new one started, and therefore no waste of bandwidth / server space. But I had better hush, don't want to offend anyone with my rebellious ideas :laugh:

[GregoryJoseph]

give me meaningful (never including anything to do with MTV) conversation anyday, nothing about that show is thought provoking or intelligent. Either that or the Tiger debaucle seems to be fodder worthy of the most attention around here.

Heaven forbid we discuss family, jobs, philosophy, politics, friendships or anything in a meaningful dialouge.

they should have a chat thread that runs for one month only for just such talk. At the end of the month it could be deleted and a new one started, and therefore no waste of bandwidth / server space. But I had better hush, don't want to offend anyone with my rebellious ideas :laugh:

Ha!

We could always prattle on endlessly about politics.

That seems to be OK.

Hell, there's even a forum for phony wrestling.

Real talk, however?

VERBOTEN!

[underdog]

I think the preferred status quo is meaningless babble as opposed to meaningful friendships, and they wonder why the board has fallen out of favor.

Wait, are you saying MPW wasn't meaningless babble?

[BlackSpider]

Easy fellas.
That kind of talk is dangerous,
and leads to locked threads...

[FrogSlayer]

VERBOTEN!

watch it Nazi mouth. You don't want to be labled a troublemaker :laugh:

[FrogSlayer]

Wait, are you saying MPW wasn't meaningless babble?

I would say there was a good percentage of babble and a good percentage of meaningful conversation. It was mostly just people talking about people things some heavy, some funny, some useless. But there was no negativity or malice at all that I read.

[GregoryJoseph]

It would appear that Mojo has been "demoted" to merely a forum moderator and not a board mod.

Hmmm...

[ANC]

Home from work, drinking wine, enjoying the smell of chicken cutlets frying. Ahhh let the snow fall like a motherfucker.

[razorboy]

My Niece loves watching UK basketball. I changed the channel for a moment and she was very upset until I turned it back to the game. This kid is awesome.

[RoseBlood]

My Niece loves watching UK basketball. I changed the channel for a moment and she was very upset until I turned it back to the game. This kid is awesome.

Hearing the grunts of gay men having angry butt sex would frighten me too.

[razorboy]

Hearing the grunts of gay men having angry butt sex would frighten me too.

I was looking for the Weather Channel. I don't know what happened.

[RoseBlood]

I was looking for the Weather Channel. I don't know what happened.

You hit your favorite button?

[Jughead]

Just wondering about my friends in the storm....Low pressure off the east coast by 100 miles or less is never good in December.....The bell rang 29 times for the netters that live on the coaster....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOo:ohmy:

[~Katja~]

my wife is 1/2 german and I thank god daily that she cant speak it,

she fusses enough already in English :laugh:
I freaked the hvac guy out this morning cause I was on the phone with my mom and he overheard it

[underdog]

I would say there was a good percentage of babble and a good percentage of meaningful conversation. It was mostly just people talking about people things some heavy, some funny, some useless. But there was no negativity or malice at all that I read.

You can still have meaningful conversation here.

[~Katja~]

You can still have meaningful conversation here.
can we?

[FrogSlayer]

can we?

yes if we keep it short , but it just isn't the same.

If I were to have a convo here with someone (as in MPW) it would be threatened and probably locked. It didn't work with The Shelter either.

[GregoryJoseph]

I have long argued that the one really beneficial thing about having a place like RonFez.net is that we have a cross-section of people from all different walks of life, different ages, different countries, different relgions, etc.

We could really learn a lot from one another.

However, people bitch that there's a forum (That's Life) where they're asked to be serious.

They also bitch if you start getting "real" with one another.

There's 98% of the board to be ridiculous and attempt humor.

I can't understand why 2% of it can't be for something a little higher in its goals.

[FrogSlayer]

I have long argued that the one really beneficial thing about having a place like RonFez.net is that we have a cross-section of people from all different walks of life, different ages, different countries, different relgions, etc.

We could really learn a lot from one another.

However, people bitch that there's a forum (That's Life) where they're asked to be serious.

They also bitch if you start getting "real" with one another.

There's 98% of the board to be ridiculous and attempt humor.

I can't understand why 2% of it can't be for something a little higher in its goals.

this is the point where we have to stop and make a cock joke in order to get back in line

[razorboy]

You hit your favorite button?

Sadly, my favorite button would have taken me straight to Barney Miller reruns.

[BlackSpider]

It had BETTER be about ME. :nono:

You're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you.
Don't you...???





5,000 G.
5,000...!!!:king::devil2::innocent::sleep::thumbdo wn::banning::wub::nono::wacko::happy::smile::flush ::ohmy::blink::help::wallbash::furious::smoke::bye ::sad::annoyed::huh::surrender::wink::glurps::clap ::dry::unsure::lol::drunk::tongue::laugh::down::th umbup:

[~Katja~]

post whore

[GregoryJoseph]

You're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you.
Don't you...???





5,000 G.
5,000...!!!:king::devil2::innocent::sleep::thumbdo wn::banning::wub::nono::wacko::happy::smile::flush ::ohmy::blink::help::wallbash::furious::smoke::bye ::sad::annoyed::huh::surrender::wink::glurps::clap ::dry::unsure::lol::drunk::tongue::laugh::down::th umbup:

About time you became a veteran...

[RhinoinMN]

this is the point where we have to stop and make a cock joke in order to get back in line

You don't have as much to fear anymore.

[WhiteSpider]

You're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you.
Don't you...???





5,000 G.
5,000...!!!:king::devil2::innocent::sleep::thumbdo wn::banning::wub::nono::wacko::happy::smile::flush ::ohmy::blink::help::wallbash::furious::smoke::bye ::sad::annoyed::huh::surrender::wink::glurps::clap ::dry::unsure::lol::drunk::tongue::laugh::down::th umbup:

Big Deal.
You think you're better than me ?

[Farmer Dave]

You don't have as much to fear anymore.

always the optom...optym...optomitri....

the guy looking on the bright side

[Contra]

You're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you.
Don't you...???





5,000 G.
5,000...!!!:king::devil2::innocent::sleep::thumbdo wn::banning::wub::nono::wacko::happy::smile::flush ::ohmy::blink::help::wallbash::furious::smoke::bye ::sad::annoyed::huh::surrender::wink::glurps::clap ::dry::unsure::lol::drunk::tongue::laugh::down::th umbup:

Congrats, I'm hoping to reach it by my 10 year mark.

[JohnCharles]

disgusting post whores.

Like you earned dog kibble or something.

[Contra]

disgusting post whores.

Like you earned dog kibble or something.

Watched Home Alone 1 and 2 yesterday. I kept thinking "is that John? Oh no its just Daniel Stern".

[RhinoinMN]

Watched Home Alone 1 and 2 yesterday. I kept thinking "is that John? Oh no its just Daniel Stern".

It is John's dad.

[Contra]

It is John's dad.

Some strong genes that Daniel Stern has.

[Jughead]

I have long argued that the one really beneficial thing about having a place like RonFez.net is that we have a cross-section of people from all different walks of life, different ages, different countries, different relgions, etc.

We could really learn a lot from one another.

However, people bitch that there's a forum (That's Life) where they're asked to be serious.

They also bitch if you start getting "real" with one another.

There's 98% of the board to be ridiculous and attempt humor.

I can't understand why 2% of it can't be for something a little higher in its goals.

I wish I could be my own age here..But to listen to a Kansas album for the first time when the Bee gees were #1 on the charts 1979!!!!!These people will never understand..But that needle on that record was a great memory for me.....I understand and will merge with great restraint...:smile:

[GregoryJoseph]

I wish I could be my own age here..But to listen to a Kansas album for the first time when the Bee gees were #1 on the charts 1979!!!!!These people will never understand..But that needle on that record was a great memory for me.....I understand and will merge with great restraint...:smile:

Ha! I remember the vinyl days well, my friend.

I also remember my astonishment when my mom told me Paul McCartney was in the Beatles! I only knew him as the leader of Wings when I bought one of their albums in '77.

[PapaBear]

I only knew him as the leader of Wings when I bought one of their albums in '77.
What were you buying before '77? I was buying Beatles albums from the first time I earned $5 for mowing a lawn!

[GregoryJoseph]

What were you buying before '77? I was buying Beatles albums from the first time I earned $5 for mowing a lawn!

Mostly 45s. Pop songs of the day.

Mom played 50's music around the house and dad played country.

[PapaBear]

Mom played 50's music around the house and dad played country.
So, they were the anti-Donnie and Marie!

[GregoryJoseph]

So, they were the anti-Donnie and Marie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


HOLY SHIT!!!!

I never made the connection, but yeah! You're dead on!

You really made me laugh with that one.

Thank you.

[GregoryJoseph]

I can't think of anything I wouldn't do right now to be able to have a pot of coffee and some pastries.

[Dell]

I can't think of anything I wouldn't do right now to be able to have a pot of coffee and some pastries.

how about brewing and baking...

[GregoryJoseph]

how about brewing and baking...

I would gladly.

Doctor's orders though.

Haven't had coffee or sugar in 3 months, except for some cookies and brownies red made me.

[Dell]

I would gladly.

Doctor's orders though.

Haven't had coffee or sugar in 3 months, except for some cookies and brownies red made me.

sorry to hear that...is this a from now on thing or just a period of time thing...

[GregoryJoseph]

sorry to hear that...is this a from now on thing or just a period of time thing...

I don't know. All I know is that all of my stomach problems cleared up completely once I started following this diet.

I eat nothing but bland food and drink nothing but room temperature water and herbal tea.

I'm sure this Christmas I'll indulge a bit and I'll see what results that yields.

[ToiletCrusher]

I don't know. All I know is that all of my stomach problems cleared up completely once I started following this diet.

I eat nothing but bland food and drink nothing but room temperature water and herbal tea.

I'm sure this Christmas I'll indulge a bit and I'll see what results that yields.

http://www.coolbuddy.com/JOKES/funnypics/funny_pooptoliet.jpg

[red_red_red]

being childless sucks :glurps:
i have no one to beat up

[Hottub]

Crack a Yuengling and do your research on Mexican sluts.
That ought to keep your mind off of things.

[red_red_red]

Crack a Yuengling and do your research on Mexican sluts.
That ought to keep your mind off of things.
:laugh:
someone(http://uccwny.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/beer.jpg ) made off with that...i'll have to bring that up and see what shakes loose

[Hottub]

Ask "the gentleman who consumes beer" if he wants to trade.

http://www.mexicanblowjob.com/200x200_borderbangers_1.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

Ask "the gentleman who consumes beer" if he wants to trade.

http://www.mexicanblowjob.com/200x200_borderbangers_1.gif

Everyone at my job might see that.

Who am I kidding?

I'm not at work.

[red_red_red]

Ask "the gentleman who consumes beer" if he wants to trade.

http://www.mexicanblowjob.com/200x200_borderbangers_1.gif
he will trade, he hasn't watched his tho
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/pissy031-3.jpg
i was going to give that $2 porn to Shane for xmas but this is what the burly beerman said
I don't know who you are. You don't give free porn away.
:laugh:
:blink:
:wacko:
:wub:
i'll ship it when he's..ehem..finished with it

[biggestmexi]

Is this the new MPW?

[GregoryJoseph]

Is this the new MPW?

I thought the new MPW was going to be Mojo's profile page...

[disneyspy]

I thought the new MPW was going to be Mojo's profile page...

maybe he'll finally get some visits

[biggestmexi]

Since everyone forgot what the Title of this was, its random thoughts.

its not a "chatter box"

please take your chit-chat else where :wink:

[biggestmexi]

well i tried making this place nice again.

[TooLowBrow]

well i tried making this place nice again.

http://www.cheddarboxcafe.com/images/site_images/sidebackone.jpg

[biggestmexi]

http://www.cheddarboxcafe.com/images/site_images/sidebackone.jpg

so whos the new ass hat?

[RhinoinMN]

miss the catter box.

[TooLowBrow]

so whos the new ass hat?

http://www.penguin.com.au/covers-jpg/9781846462580.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/02/vg_chatterbox.jpg


we will not be silenced!

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.northescambia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chatterbox09.jpg
"We wish the mods wouldn't keep closing threads"

[beer_man]

Ask "the gentleman who consumes beer" if he wants to trade.

http://www.mexicanblowjob.com/200x200_borderbangers_1.gif

I'm in. Just give me a minute.

[FrogSlayer]

I'm in. Just give me a minute.

Red had said you were a perv.

[Fatwreck86]

poop-twat

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm cold again...

[FrogSlayer]

I just busted my thumb for the fourth time in 2 weeks with a hammer, I am beginning to think that I am to stupid to be deserving of such a fine thumb
I am scared to pull off the bandaid now, my wife won't even look at it for me
I need to look into a non hammer job, because I stick it in her butt sometimes

[red_red_red]

Red had said you were a perv.
doesn't make him a bad person :thumbup:

[red_red_red]

I just busted my thumb for the fourth time in 2 weeks with a hammer, I am beginning to think that I am to stupid to be deserving of such a fine thumb
I am scared to pull off the bandaid now, my wife won't even look at it for me
I need to look into a non hammer job, because I stick it in her butt sometimes
you were hammersavaged?

[RhinoinMN]

you were hammersavaged?



Worst thing you could say about a person.

[FrogSlayer]

you were hammersavaged?



no I can only claim to be exhausted, but my thumb is so hammersavaged

[GregoryJoseph]

I could really go for a testicle massage...

[RhinoinMN]

I could really go for a testicle massage...


Have mikey do it. He has perfected the art on Jon's balls.

[GregoryJoseph]

Have mikey do it. He has perfected the art on Jon's balls.

You're back!!! :clap:

[RhinoinMN]

I just took a shit that was about the same diameter as a polish sausage. I was in some decent pain. My virgin asshole can't take something that big. I would never be able to take a dick in the ass. My hat's off to you, homos. Bravo.

[FrogSlayer]

I just took a shit that was about the same diameter as a polish sausage. I was in some decent pain. My virgin asshole can't take something that big. I would never be able to take a dick in the ass. My hat's off to you, homos. Bravo.

John Charles is crying now, I hope you are happy

[ToiletCrusher]

John Charles is crying now, I hope you are happy

JC is a whiny fuck.

[GregoryJoseph]

I just took a shit that was about the same diameter as a polish sausage. I was in some decent pain. My virgin asshole can't take something that big. I would never be able to take a dick in the ass. My hat's off to you, homos. Bravo.

Just stop trying to cover your tracks.

Be proud of who (and what) you are!

[FrogSlayer]

JC is a whiny fuck.

you guys have that in common

[ToiletCrusher]

you guys have that in common

Please don't tell him what I said.

[FrogSlayer]

Please don't tell him what I said.

I won't,
and neither will I

:wacko:

[Contra]

Wow I just got bought a shot of bellvediere vodka, nice and smooth.

[Farmer Dave]

I just busted my thumb for the fourth time in 2 weeks with a hammer, I am beginning to think that I am to stupid to be deserving of such a fine thumb
I am scared to pull off the bandaid now, my wife won't even look at it for me
I need to look into a non hammer job, because I stick it in her butt sometimes

4 times for your thumb, my nose in 4 pieces just today.:tongue:

Try harder the first time.

[FrogSlayer]

4 times for your thumb, my nose in 4 pieces just today.:tongue:

Try harder the first time.

yes I was being a pussy,

The last blow with the mallet was the best, I heard a chime as if the idea of my own stupidity first occured to me.

What caliber is your deer rifle? It obviously packs a rude punch :tongue:

[PapaBear]

If I don't remember to get to the ABC store by 6PM, I'm going on a shooting spree. Not really. I can't legally use a gun. But I won't be happy.

[GregoryJoseph]

We have reached a point, unfortunately, where doing ANYTHING in the name of RonFez.net is impractical and a farce, not to mention a rip off.

That goes for parties, gifts, EVERYTHING.

[GregoryJoseph]

Want to give Ron and Fez a gift?

Send it to them directly.

Want to hang out with some of your buddies that you've met through this place?

Contact them directly.

Any other way is a scheme, it seems.

[Suspect Chin]

We have reached a point, unfortunately, where doing ANYTHING in the name of RonFez.net is impractical and a farce, not to mention a rip off.

That goes for parties, gifts, EVERYTHING.

I've noticed several people saying that the MPW money we donated was somehow ripped off, but I saw no evidence of that and just thought they were joking. Did I miss something?

[Farmer Dave]

yes I was being a pussy,

The last blow with the mallet was the best, I heard a chime as if the idea of my own stupidity first occured to me.

What caliber is your deer rifle? It obviously packs a rude punch :tongue:

My face hurts a bit today. The offending rifle is a .50 cal black powder.

[PapaBear]

This digital photo frame, that my brother got for Mom, isn't very user friendly. I'm setting it up for her, and it's frustrating the hell out of me!:wallbash:

[Chigworthy]

My face hurts a bit today. The offending rifle is a .50 cal black powder.

Love the huge cloud of smoke with those. They do pack a nice punch.

[GregoryJoseph]

Having the whole weekend to recover from the holidays is awesome.

Christmas should be on a Friday every year.

[BlackSpider]

Having the whole weekend to recover from the holidays is awesome.

Christmas should be on a Friday every year.

I agree.
I used all day yesterday to sleep off my X-mas eve.
Now I still have the whole weekend to do stuff...

[FrogSlayer]

I am going to my dads house today to shoot some. My son got a Henry lever action .22, what a sweet rifle, his first.

[underdog]

I just launched my nextel across my warehouse and now my shoulder is killing me.

[mikeyboy]

I've noticed several people saying that the MPW money we donated was somehow ripped off, but I saw no evidence of that and just thought they were joking. Did I miss something?

It wasn't.

[underdog]

It wasn't.

Says you.

[Furtherman]

I like staying at my folks place because when I drop the deodorant, I can use it again because it doesn't have shit stuck on it.

[ANC]

Senor Chang is killing me!

....and the prosecco is giving me a nice buzz.

[KatPw]

Senor Chang is killing me!

....and the prosecco is giving me a nice buzz.

Senor Chang is fucking hilarious.

[hammersavage]

Senor Chang is fucking hilarious.

truth

[PapaBear]

I just found my son's missing Sega Genesis 32X, but I can't find any games. Dang.

[weekapaugjz]

I just found my son's missing Sega Genesis 32X, but I can't find any games. Dang.

Good. Those games sucked.

[PapaBear]

Good. Those games sucked.
Last game system I had was Pong. It's got to be better than that.

[weekapaugjz]

Come on, you didn't even have the 2600?

[PapaBear]

Come on, you didn't even have the 2600?
Actually, it wasn't even Pong. It was Telstar TV Tennis.

[weekapaugjz]

I don't even know what that is.

Are you older than gvac? God help you if the answer is yes.

[PapaBear]

I don't even know what that is.

Are you older than gvac? God help you if the answer is yes.
Younger by a year or two. Pong had limited availability when it first hit the market, so Telstar jumped in to meet the demand.

http://www.gooddealgames.com/articles/Game%20Consoles/6%20Coleco%20Telstar.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

I bet you love turning knobs.

[razorboy]

I just found my son's missing Sega Genesis 32X, but I can't find any games. Dang.

You should check next to your phonograph cylinders.

[PapaBear]

You should check next to your phonograph cylinders.
I sold those on eBay with the Edison player about 6 years ago. Fetched $1500!

[razorboy]

I sold those on eBay with the Edison player about 6 years ago. Fetched $1500!

Sweet. That's 30,000 tickets to the picture shows.

[PapaBear]

Sweet. That's 30,000 tickets to the picture shows.
http://www.chumpysclipart.com/images/illustrations/thumbnail/3636_picture_of_an_angry_old_man_waving_his_cane.j pg

[Ritalin]

Alright, I know I'm late to this one, but I don't pay attention to this crap. Today I noticed on the gossip page in the Daily News - which I usually skip - a picture of a couple with a kid. I stopped to look at the pic because they actually had a pretty decent looking kid carrier and I'm going to be looking for a new one soon.

This couple was named Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and the baby's name was Bronx. I looked it up. He's from Wilmette Illinois - rich kid, and she's from Waco TX, and they named their kid Bronx.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Stupid pretender wanna be poseur white trash idiot brainless stupid fuckstick. Fuck you fuck you.

I don't know why it bothers me, but it does.

Fucking retards.

[razorboy]

Alright, I know I'm late to this one, but I don't pay attention to this crap. Today I noticed on the gossip page in the Daily News - which I usually skip - a picture of a couple with a kid. I stopped to look at the pic because they actually had a pretty decent looking kid carrier and I'm going to be looking for a new one soon.

This couple was named Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and the baby's name was Bronx. I looked it up. He's from Wilmette Illinois - rich kid, and she's from Waco TX, and they named their kid Bronx.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Stupid pretender wanna be poseur white trash idiot brainless stupid fuckstick. Fuck you fuck you.

I don't know why it bothers me, but it does.

Fucking retards.

You should change your name to Queens.

[Ritalin]

You should change your name to Queens.

Who says I haven't?

Queens Jefferson Douglass.

[PapaBear]

Glade Apples & Cinnamon air freshener is vile, disgusting shit.

[KatPw]

Glade Apples & Cinnamon air freshener is vile, disgusting shit.

I so agree. Very overwhelming.

[PapaBear]

I just wish I could find the stuff for cigarette smoke. I've been using it for a while, and it works great. I can't find it anymore, though.

[KatPw]

http://www.thebadairsponge.com/ See if your local supermarket or walmart has any of those. They work pretty well. Vinegar and water helps also. Just put equal parts in a spray bottle and spray the room you want deodorized. The vinegar smell will dissipate quickly.

[PapaBear]

Thanks. I'll try that.



Stupid news reporting...

I saw a story today about a dog that's about to be certified as the world's oldest dog. It turns 21 on New Year's Day. But the way they said it was, "On January 1st, the dog will be six weeks older than the old record holder." Um... I'm pretty sure the dog has ALWAYS been six weeks older than the other one.

[razorboy]

Stupid Dagney just busted my lip. Frenchies are batshit crazy.

[sr71blackbird]

The moving scissor in the Progressive ad thats clipping that coupon keeps making me think there is a bug walking up my screen. Usually I do not even see ads, so I guess the ad is effective, but I still wont buy that insurance

[razorboy]

My glasses are giving me a headache. It's time to go back to the optometrist.

[midwestjeff]

My faucet has been dripping for around an hour.

At this point it has become really relaxing.

I guess I should make it stop.

[burrben]

i just made a frozen pizza and ate one piece and i'm no longer hungry. i have so much shitty pizza now.

[weekapaugjz]

i just made a frozen pizza and ate one piece and i'm no longer hungry. i have so much shitty pizza now.

mail it to me.

[razorboy]

If you ever want to reheat it, this board is just full of suggestions.

[midwestjeff]

Double the power, half the time.

And wrap it in toilet paper soaked in diesel fuel, if possible.

[razorboy]

Double the power, half the time.

And wrap it in toilet paper soaked in diesel fuel, if possible.

Screw the pizza, that sounds like a recipe for fun.

[PapaBear]

That damn "report" button for spammers is actually a Mod repellent.

[jennysmurf]

That damn "report" button for spammers is actually a Mod repellent.

Yeah, I'm getting no response either. Ingrates.

[razorboy]

I've already had lunch, but I can't stop eating this bag of pistachios. I'm not even hungry.

[KatPw]

I've already had lunch, but I can't stop eating this bag of pistachios. I'm not even hungry.

That is because pistachios are nature's crack and once you start you can't stop until you run out or someone wrestles them out of your hands.

[razorboy]

That is because pistachios are nature's crack and once you start you can't stop until you run out or someone wrestles them out of your hands.

I am usually a cashew addict, but I just had to buy pistachios at the farmer's market yesterday. From one vice to another.

[razorboy]

Did the board just experience one of it's routine meltdowns, or was it my network?

[lleeder]

Did the board just experience one of it's routine meltdowns, or was it my network?

It was the board or both of ours.

[weekapaugjz]

Cashews are awesome.

[PapaBear]

Cashew
Gesundheit!

[razorboy]

Cashews are awesome.

Amen.

[weekapaugjz]

Whole cashews only. No halves and pieces.

[razorboy]

Whole cashews only. No halves and pieces.

Beggars can't be cashewsers.

[TooLowBrow]

i just heated up a bagel

i ate it with relish

[hedges]

That's disgusting.

[Jughead]

I'm a thread Killer:wallbash:...

[hammersavage]

The chick who got kicked off the Bachelor is so fucking hot. I hope she gets 15 minutes

[cougarjake13]

The chick who got kicked off the Bachelor is so fucking hot. I hope she gets 15 minutes

got a pic ?? i dont watch that show

[razorboy]

I have to be awake at 8:30. Stupid client conferences. I might as well not go to sleep.

[TheHalloweenGoddess]

Testes...testes....I'm having trouble posting...can anyone see this?

[Hottub]

Testes...testes....I'm having trouble posting...can anyone see this?

Hey! You did it.:thumbup:
Welcome aboard!!

[TheHalloweenGoddess]

Ahh but the little box says I still can't post a thread.Is there a minimum post count or something???

[Hottub]

Yes. There is a minimum for new threads. Nothing personal, mostly spam prevention.

Start off in the welcome new members thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54634&page=53)and introduce yourself.

Some people may remember you.:smoke:

[IMSlacker]

Ahh but the little box says I still can't post a thread.Is there a minimum post count or something???

I think you need 10 posts before you can start a thread.

[Jughead]

Testes...testes....I'm having trouble posting...can anyone see this?

Welcome:thumbup: Im Jug The Fredo of the family:smile:

[Hottub]

Welcome:thumbup: Im Jug The Fredo of the family:smile:

We're going fishing in the morning, right?

[Jughead]

We're going fishing in the morning, right?

You Sit in front!!:smile:

[mikeyboy]

Testes...testes....I'm having trouble posting...can anyone see this?

Wow. Haven't heard from you in quite a while. How ya been?

[PapaBear]

Wow. Haven't heard from you in quite a while. How ya been?
And, what ever happened to Fairy Lady?

[razorboy]

I broke my middle fingernail while I was working on my motorcycle. Broken fingernails hurt a lot.

[WampusCrandle]

omegle.com is fucked up.