Random Thoughts

[razorboy]

I'm rapidly approaching thirty and I still don't live on a private island in Micronesia with a jacuzzi tub and a slurpee machine. What happened to my dreams?

[jennysmurf]

I'm rapidly approaching thirty and I still don't live on a private island in Micronesia with a jacuzzi tub and a slurpee machine. What happened to my dreams?

So.....many.....smarmy comments.....must....refrain! You sound fragile. I only kick a man when he's down if I'm the one who knocked him down.

[razorboy]

Skinned my knuckles to the point of seeing bone. It hurts to type. I need to absorb that I'm not nineteen anymore.

[Chigworthy]

Skinned my knuckles to the point of seeing bone. It hurts to type. I need to absorb that I'm not nineteen anymore.

I did that splitting rock once. Disgusting feeling.

[razorboy]

I did that splitting rock once. Disgusting feeling.

The worst part is that everytime you try to let them heal, they crack again when you make a fist.

[StanUpshaw]

Chris Farley in a tankini has been bouncing around on the neighbor's trampoline all morning.

I can't look away.

[Chigworthy]

Chris Farley in a tankini has been bouncing around on the neighbor's trampoline all morning.

I can't look away.

What, you don't have a camera?

[StanUpshaw]

I just looked out there and a section of 8-10 springs have been ripped away from the frame and are dangling loose.


The life this poor girl is going to have... :sad:

[ANC]

i wish the ferry would stick with a route and stop fucking up my Inno reception!

[PapaBear]

Fucking flies! About 4 million of them showed up overnight a few days ago. They're finally starting to die off, but there's one in my room that won't fucking land anywhere where I can kill it! :furious:

[StanUpshaw]

Fucking flies! About 4 million of them showed up overnight a few days ago. They're finally starting to die off, but there's one in my room that won't fucking land anywhere where I can kill it! :furious:

Use positive pressure.

Remember to move your jaw around.

[PapaBear]

Use positive pressure.

Remember to move your jaw around.
I tried that, dummy! Why am I getting so sleepy all of the sudden?

[Chigworthy]

I tried that, dummy! Why am I getting so sleepy all of the sudden?

You need higher octane.

[underdog]

I had to put my cat in the hospital tonight. I'm not going to see him again until at least tomorrow night. This makes me sad.

[PapaBear]

Fucking flies! About 4 million of them showed up overnight a few days ago. They're finally starting to die off, but there's one in my room that won't fucking land anywhere where I can kill it! :furious:
The good news is, it landed. The bad news is, it landed in my rum and coke. :flush:

[jennysmurf]

The good news is, it landed. The bad news is, it landed in my rum and coke. :flush:

He didn't approve of your drinking.

[ChimneyFish]

Do rats actually prefer cheese over other food items????

[ANC]

(As I pass a lighthouse) "No more lonliness for Homer and Earl!"

[Chigworthy]

Do rats actually prefer cheese over other food items????

Peanut Butter get's em every time.

[Tommy Marbles]

Okay. Carpenter Bees. Has anyone ever had to deal with these cocksuckers? My chick and I live in a basement apartment (since we're college graduates on Long Island) and these little wood-eating assholes have taken us hostage. I have to run out the back door (guess our front door) and sprint across our expansive 15 square foot back yard.
What kind of an asshole eats wood. Heh.

[ANC]

Ethernet - a net worn on the head while huffing ether.

[TjM]

Thoughts and Prayers Udog. I've lost 3 rabbits since mid 2009. I know pet sickness sucks

[boobieman]

Again I ask..if a bar of soap falls into shit..IS it dirty????


I really have to stop drinking so much...

SSSYEYAYAAAA

[underdog]

Thoughts and Prayers Udog. I've lost 3 rabbits since mid 2009. I know pet sickness sucks

I get him back Friday, if everything keeps up. He's got kidney disease and I guess it's pretty bad, but everything has stabilized. It's just a cat, but he's been by my side for 11 years.

[razorboy]

My grey hair count has me upset.

[PapaBear]

My grey hair count has me upset.
Don't worry about it until you start getting them further south. I'm good so far, myself.

[razorboy]

Don't worry about it until you start getting them further south. I'm good so far, myself.

I just found a stray grey on my left big toe.

I don't think I'm getting any further south.

[cougarjake13]

i have been having really intense sex dreams the last week or so and its not til i wake up that i realize that theyre not real

[PapaBear]

This thought just came to me. Of all the various times I've been in court, I don't recall ever seeing a judge use a gavel.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm watching this facebook back and forth between two guys I went to high school with, and its wierd how people become dull business guys, who ironically like blingy autotuned rap and talk about drinking cris and slappin hoes.

And the really messed up thing is these guys are tomorrow's powerful elite, one got his MBA from Wharton, and the other his law degree from UPenn. Does privilege do this to you? The same guy who used to be really into european boy bands and slept through the time they had a holocaust survivor come speak to us will have the position to be a patron of the arts in another 15 years.

[underdog]

I'm watching this facebook back and forth between two guys I went to high school with, and its wierd how people become dull business guys, who ironically like blingy autotuned rap and talk about drinking cris and slappin hoes.

And the really messed up thing is these guys are tomorrow's powerful elite, one got his MBA from Wharton, and the other his law degree from UPenn. Does privilege do this to you? The same guy who used to be really into european boy bands and slept through the time they had a holocaust survivor come speak to us will have the position to be a patron of the arts in another 15 years.

Nothing about this seems surprising to me.

[realmenhatelife]

Nothing about this seems surprising to me.

They were always these guys, and I never found it so horrifying. I dont know why it took me till this morning to realize these things would have consequences. I guess I should've known back in college when he was bragging to me about how his frat had arranged Ja Rule to come play their school.

[Chigworthy]

They were always these guys, and I never found it so horrifying. I dont know why it took me till this morning to realize these things would have consequences. I guess I should've known back in college when he was bragging to me about how his frat had arranged Ja Rule to come play their school.

You should have known when he said "My frat..."

[Rhah]

You should have known when he said "My frat..."

This...

[Tall_James]

Reason #32 why I will never wear Crocs.

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[PapaBear]

While watching a rerun of CSI: NY, they mentioned using prussian blue to treat radiation poisoning. During a web search to find out more about this, I stumbled upon the fact that the two most adorable racists alive (Remember them from being talked about on R&F a few years ago?), will be turning 18 on June 30th.

Let the countdown begin.

[razorboy]

A pair of cardinals decided to make a nest in the ficus tree on the porch right outside one of my TV room windows. I have to figure out a way to keep the snakes, raccoons, opossums and squirrels away from it.

[jennysmurf]

A pair of cardinals decided to make a nest in the ficus tree on the porch right outside one of my TV room windows. I have to figure out a way to keep the snakes, raccoons, opossums and squirrels away from it.

How many TV rooms do you have?

[Snoogans]

A pair of cardinals decided to make a nest in the ficus tree on the porch right outside one of my TV room windows. I have to figure out a way to keep the snakes, raccoons, opossums and squirrels away from it.

http://www.tactical-gear.biz/paintball.jpg

[Chigworthy]

http://joshquale.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/squirrel-cannon.gif

[razorboy]

I just took Marley Marlowe for an hour long walk in the stroller. It's unbearably hot out there.

[stanleystan]

Hi.......,

Here is my random thought:

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

[Fallon]

Hi.......,

Here is my random thought:

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

We'd also stick a quarter in it to keep the game down.

Fucking Nintendo.

[StanUpshaw]

How about the old standby of inserting the cart almost all the way, then pressing down so it would snap against the front frame?

Don't know why, but it worked.

[Chigworthy]

Or how about the trick of shoving the NES off of the table with the heel of you hand and then getting the electric company to reimburse you because there just happened to be a power surge a few days later? That always worked.

[underdog]

I went to a bar tonight wearing a Whatley Posse shirt. And while I was standing at an ATM waiting for money, the doorman ran in and told me I had to meet someone because he was a big 202 fan. My wife and I ended up having like a 20 minute conversation with two people about O&A, R&F and mostly Dave leaving. It's the first time I've run into people in Boston who I have discussed 202 with.

[PapaBear]

I went to a bar tonight wearing a Whatley Posse shirt. And while I was standing at an ATM waiting for money, the doorman ran in and told me I had to meet someone because he was a big 202 fan. My wife and I ended up having like a 20 minute conversation with two people about O&A, R&F and mostly Dave leaving. It's the first time I've run into people in Boston who I have discussed 202 with.
That's pretty cool! I put the Posse sticker on my suitcase when I flew to Louisville last year, in hopes of that. The only time I've ever run into anyone who knew what the sticker was, was when I was followed home by some guy named Perrynoid.

[Kevin]

That's pretty cool! I put the Posse sticker on my suitcase when I flew to Louisville last year, in hopes of that. The only time I've ever run into anyone who knew what the sticker was, was when I was followed home by some guy named Perrynoid.

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!!

[PapaBear]

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!!
I don't know. But it was quite frightening. When I pulled into my driveway, he had the people he was with pull up behind my car. It was scarier than seeing blue lights in the rear view mirror.

[Hottub]

Neighbor - Hey Tub. How Are you today.
Tub - - Pretty good, You?

What I wanted to say.

I'm tired and sweaty and my allergies are kicking my ass because I just spent 3 hours doing yardwork. Pull out your lawnmower you lazy, fat fuck!!!

[Kevin]

Neighbor - Hey Tub. How Are you today.
Tub - - Pretty good, You?

What I wanted to say.

I'm tired and sweaty and my allergies are kicking my ass because I just spent 3 hours doing yardwork. Pull out your lawnmower you lazy, fat fuck!!!

Your Neighbors call you Tub??

[Suspect Chin]

Your Neighbors call you Tub??

Only his closest friends know his real name...Tub Hillier.

[Hottub]

Your Neighbors call you Tub??

I'm known as "Tub", "Jonny, me lad", and "Dude, can I borrow your *insert lawn tool here*"

[disneyspy]

I'm known as "Tub", "Jonny, me lad", and "Dude, can I borrow your *insert lawn tool here*"

bud selig

[epo]

I'm known as "Tub", "Jonny, me lad", and "Dude, can I borrow your *insert lawn tool here*"

Bud Selig.

[PapaBear]

Damn you, USPS!!! I can't remember my username, and the only option they have is to reset your password! :wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

Damn you, USPS!!! I can't remember my username, and the only option they have is to reset your password! :wallbash:

Just send me all your usernames and passwords, and I'll keep them safe for you in case this happens again.

[razorboy]

It's five am. The Niece is awake, which means I hafta be awake. I don't want to be awake.

[midwestjeff]

And no, I am a gentleman so I am not staring out my window with my dick in my hand.
I'll simply fantasize about it later.

Yeah right.

I'm so desensitized by internet porn that I couldn't fantasize if I wanted to.

[weekapaugjz]

tonight is my last overnight shift for like three months! :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

tonight is my last overnight shift for like three months! :thumbup:

My notes say nothing about this! Why wasn't I notified?

[weekapaugjz]

My notes say nothing about this! Why wasn't I notified?

i put in a motion at last weeks meeting. i think you were asleep

[midwestjeff]

i put in a motion at last weeks meeting. i think you were asleep


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[weekapaugjz]

:thumbup:

[Bob Weir]

I hate singing background vocals.

I don't miss that fat junkie one fucking bit.

[weekapaugjz]

well, that's the longest last name i've ever come across.

[disneyspy]

i think i'm going to use just soundbites for the rest of the weekend

[midwestjeff]

i think i'm going to use just soundbites for the rest of the weekend

Good, because I never listen to them.

It would be fun if we all only posted in sounds though.

Night of 1000 sound bytes?

[disneyspy]

Good, because I never listen to them.

It would be fun if we all only posted in sounds though.

Night of 1000 sound bytes?

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[midwestjeff]

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[disneyspy]

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[midwestjeff]

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[PapaBear]

Heartbreak Ridge has the worse fucking basic training scenes in history. Stripes is probably closer to real than this crap!

[torker]

http://kit001.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shawshank-redemption-brooks-was-here.jpg

[PapaBear]

I dealt with a computer bug last night. Seriously. There was LITERALLY a giant dead bug lodged in the optical drive. I can't believe some of the shit I see on some of these computers!

[torker]

I love when people fuck up just enough to prove I'm right. The cow ain't even gonna see it coming.:lol:

[StanUpshaw]

If I ever get the chance to name a city, I will call it Stantinople.

[Chigworthy]

If I ever get the chance to name a city, I will call it Stantinople.

Mine would be Thunderdome.

[underdog]

I touched a fake boob for the first time ever tonight. It was not good.

[realmenhatelife]

I spent my entire shower this morning thinking about how much I hate Apple, and the way people buy their marketing bullshit. Steve Jobs saying the styling on the new Iphone is reminiscent of old Leica cameras, he might as well say the new Iphone was into Dr. Dog before anyone else.

No, we dont have flash, but flash isn't going to be around much longer so it isn't a big deal.

We're bigger than microsoft now, microsoft is on the way out. Ofcourse we're counting the sales of all apple computers plus Ipods, Itunes, Iphones and all the other bullshit we make, and not counting all of the other companies that make computers to run microsoft products or games to run on microsoft products. So really we're saying our actual company, which is huge, is slightly larger than their company, which is also huge, but portraying that our product which we market as a lifestyle to compell an us vs. them mentality and link buying what we sell to your identity, is bigger than their product which just isn't true at all. But seriously, I heard they're floundering and might go on welfare soon.

PS please ignore that we're both using asus motherboards and pentium processors, because we're actually extremely different. Haven't you seen? We're charmingly befuddled and handsomely nonthreatening Justin Long, and they're oafy gut monster John Hodgeman. I mean, doesn't he just look like your dad? And your dad doesn't even know who the fuck Local Natives are. He thinks that all just sounds like noise and is going to tell you about how when he was young it took more than sniffing glue in college to be in a band. Like that time you went to see Bonnie Prince Billy and Microsoft said "That sounds like some kind of fag act, dont you come back to this house with a queer earring or something." and you got super pissed because your friend Fabrizio is bi and Microsoft will never be as cool with that as you are. We're Apple, we understand the music you like.

PPS please ignore that, ironically, John Hodgeman is a vocal fan of Apple products. So when we point at him and say 'Don't be this asshole, buy Apple.' you are in fact being exactly like that asshole when you buy Apple.

[Chigworthy]

I spent my entire shower this morning thinking about how much I hate Apple, and the way people buy their marketing bullshit. Steve Jobs saying the styling on the new Iphone is reminiscent of old Leica cameras, he might as well say the new Iphone was into Dr. Dog before anyone else.

No, we dont have flash, but flash isn't going to be around much longer so it isn't a big deal.

We're bigger than microsoft now, microsoft is on the way out. Ofcourse we're counting the sales of all apple computers plus Ipods, Itunes, Iphones and all the other bullshit we make, and not counting all of the other companies that make computers to run microsoft products or games to run on microsoft products. So really we're saying our actual company, which is huge, is slightly larger than their company, which is also huge, but portraying that our product which we market as a lifestyle to compell an us vs. them mentality and link buying what we sell to your identity, is bigger than their product which just isn't true at all. But seriously, I heard they're floundering and might go on welfare soon.

PS please ignore that we're both using asus motherboards and pentium processors, because we're actually extremely different. Haven't you seen? We're charmingly befuddled and handsomely nonthreatening Justin Long, and they're oafy gut monster John Hodgeman. I mean, doesn't he just look like your dad? And your dad doesn't even know who the fuck Local Natives are. He thinks that all just sounds like noise and is going to tell you about how when he was young it took more than sniffing glue in college to be in a band. Like that time you went to see Bonnie Prince Billy and Microsoft said "That sounds like some kind of fag act, dont you come back to this house with a queer earring or something." and you got super pissed because your friend Fabrizio is bi and Microsoft will never be as cool with that as you are. We're Apple, we understand the music you like.

PPS please ignore that, ironically, John Hodgeman is a vocal fan of Apple products. So when we point at him and say 'Don't be this asshole, buy Apple.' you are in fact being exactly like that asshole when you buy Apple.

I can't say that I don't suffer from crippling douche chills when I see Steve Jesus Jobs on stage at the Applevangelical press conference holding up another product that is crippled by design in order to maximize sales at a detriment to the customer. My wife bought an iPod in 2004, it barely worked in 2004, the expensive peripherals barely worked in 2004, and the unit died in 2004, at a total cost of $500. That will be the last apple shit that we buy.

[torker]

Never let Ellis Burks beat you.

[realmenhatelife]

I can't say that I don't suffer from crippling douche chills when I see Steve Jesus Jobs on stage at the Applevangelical press conference holding up another product that is crippled by design in order to maximize sales at a detriment to the customer. My wife bought an iPod in 2004, it barely worked in 2004, the expensive peripherals barely worked in 2004, and the unit died in 2004, at a total cost of $500. That will be the last apple shit that we buy.

A friend of mine is big into Apple, and we were eating lunch and she was telling me how amazingly easy it is to back up stuff on her computer, and was amazed to hear that its just as easy with a PC. And they always throw out "Well PC has all those viruses." Not mine, I dont download them.

I'm totally fine with someone looking at a product and deciding thats the best product for them, this Apple culture war bullshit drives me nuts and most of what they sell isn't real.

[Chigworthy]

A friend of mine is big into Apple, and we were eating lunch and she was telling me how amazingly easy it is to back up stuff on her computer, and was amazed to hear that its just as easy with a PC. And they always throw out "Well PC has all those viruses." Not mine, I dont download them.

I'm totally fine with someone looking at a product and deciding thats the best product for them, this Apple culture war bullshit drives me nuts and most of what they sell isn't real.

The thing that bugs me the most is that the whole marketing plan is based on squeezing the most money out of the customer. I know any corporation's job is to make a profit, but the way apple does it is so blatant.

[realmenhatelife]

I can't say that I don't suffer from crippling douche chills when I see Steve Jesus Jobs on stage at the Applevangelical press conference holding up another product that is crippled by design in order to maximize sales at a detriment to the customer. My wife bought an iPod in 2004, it barely worked in 2004, the expensive peripherals barely worked in 2004, and the unit died in 2004, at a total cost of $500. That will be the last apple shit that we buy.

The funny thing is you couldn't have written this after hearing about how the antenna is snaked through the iphone 4 in such a way that if you hold it incorrectly you greatly reduce the reception. And the solution is to buy a case for the phone, which makes it thicker, when the whole point of the stupid antenna array was to make the phone thinner in the first place.

[IamFogHat]

I touched a boob for the first time ever tonight. It was not good.

Fixed. Worst thing you can say about a man...

[Ritalin]

Fixed. Worst thing you can say about a man...

Worst thing you can say about a man: He never bought a round.

[PapaBear]

It's annoying when people don't give you their system passwords, when they give you their computer to be fixed. I really need to remember to start asking them from now on.

[spoon]

soooo thirsty

http://www.allcanadashow.com/html/showFeatures/images/2007BluebackroundLabattBluelogo.jpg

[PapaBear]

I Know!!!!

[Chigworthy]

I can't stand most popular trends in fashion. Why do they invoke such rage in me?

I HATE the tall leather boots with tassels (or without) that a lot of women/girls seem to have been wearing the last few years. There's nothing dumber looking than a group of girls walking down the street with this uniform on, frilly useless boot tassels swaying to and fro in unison. They finally stopped wearing those awful slipper daniel boon boots in public, and now we get this?

[razorboy]

Aaarrrggghhh! I have hiccups, make it stop!

[keithy_19]

Why do I hate when people call themselves artists?

[Chigworthy]

I've become addicted to weeding the crabgrass (bermuda) from my backyard. This little bastard plant is amazing, and I'm convinced it was either developed as biological warfare by the NSA in the 60's, or is actually an alien life form which was discovered by a secret space mission (probably also in the 60's). I like finding colonies of the pale-yellow insectile stringers a few inches under the surface of the soil and systematically yanking them out. I've even found myself insulting them in my head. I'll think things like "Oh you thought you could hide under there, huh?" or "Where you going, you little bastard". I've amassed 13-gallon garbage bag, a 15-gallon plant pot, and several salad-bowl sized piles of this sonovabitch. I keep having thoughts of The Ruins by Scott Smith.

[PapaBear]

There's a scene in the Predators commercial that's really, really stupid. The aliens are pointing their 3 pointed laser sights at Brody. Some of them are aiming at his arms. Why would they do that? It's STUPID!

[Chigworthy]

There's a scene in the Predators commercial that's really, really stupid. The aliens are pointing their 3 pointed laser sights at Brody. Some of them are aiming at his arms. Why would they do that? It's STUPID!

The aliens have 3 pointed laser sights now? That is stupid.

[razorboy]

There's a scene in the Predators commercial that's really, really stupid. The aliens are pointing their 3 pointed laser sights at Brody. Some of them are aiming at his arms. Why would they do that? It's STUPID!

Why would they have three point laser sights to begin with?

[PapaBear]

Why would they have three point laser sights to begin with?
They're aliens. Aliens are stupid.

[Chigworthy]

They're aliens. Aliens are stupid.

Is someone going to tell him?

[StanUpshaw]

Aaarrrggghhh! I have hiccups, make it stop!

Stick your finger down your throat. You don't need to actually throw up, but triggering the gag reflex will hit the reset switch on your diaphragm.

[Penelope]

2010= worst year ever

[Chigworthy]

Stick your finger down your throat. You don't need to actually throw up, but triggering the gag reflex will hit the reset switch on your diaphragm.

My friends and family think I'm crazy, and no one will try it, but I do a short shot of vinegar when I have hiccups, and they go away instantly. It helps to use a vinegar that you like, like a nice white wine or decent rice. One time, I did have a mishap. Right as I was drinking the vinegar, a hiccup struck, and the resultant chaos sent some vinegar down my trachea. That sucked. I complained to my wife after I regained the ability to breathe and speak, and she replied coolly "I wouldn't know; I don't drink vinegar." One of the many reasons why I love her.

[razorboy]

I held my breath for a minute and a half. It worked.

[StanUpshaw]

Breyers Fried Ice Cream Overload...skip it.

[PapaBear]

I skip Breyers in general. They are way overpriced, especially in those tiny 1.5 quart containers. A local grocery store chain has ice cream that's better tasting, is 1.75 quarts, and only costs $2.90.

[StanUpshaw]

They were on sale for $2.15 each. I got a gimmick one and a plain vanilla.

[PapaBear]

An old girlfriend from 10 years ago sent me a message today. She said she had a dream about a time we had sex way back when. It feels good to know that I was able to leave such a good impression that she'd still dream about it 10 years later! :smoke:

[hammersavage]

it weird how chicks remember having a knife up to their throat all these years.

[PapaBear]

it weird how chicks remember having a knife up to their throat all these years.
Hey... That's how she liked it!

[StanUpshaw]

That's it.

I'm ordering some suspenders.

[StanUpshaw]

Well, that was a mistake.

[PapaBear]

That's it.

I'm ordering some suspenders.

Well, that was a mistake.
At least the shipping was fast.

[StanUpshaw]

Amazon Prime, snitches.

[hanso]

That's it.

I'm ordering some suspenders.

Well, that was a mistake.

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/4157/1906293.jpg

No it's you.

[boobieman]

2010= worst year ever

I totally TOTALLY agree...I hate this whole fuckin decade.

SSEYYAAAA

[razorboy]

I'm about two weeks away from bolting stressville and going to our family's vacation home Waynesville N.C.

I'd like to be able to speed up time.

[razorboy]

It's literally two million and a half degrees outside. I'm thinking it's time to drive the kayaks to a spring.

[realmenhatelife]

Cloris Leachman is so much better than Betty White, and yet no love.

[realmenhatelife]

Dont you just want to assault any man you see in loafers or moccasins?

[KC2OSO]

Dont you just want to assault any man you see in loafers or moccasins?
Mandles make me mangry.

[PapaBear]

The University here must be doing a 40's themed play this week. The last couple of days, I've been seeing cute chicks with 40's swing style hair and make-up. I find this look to be quite sexy.

[underdog]

The University here must be doing a 40's themed play this week. The last couple of days, I've been seeing cute chicks with 40's swing style hair and make-up. I find this look to be quite sexy.

It might just be the new hipster style.

[PapaBear]

It might just be the new hipster style.
Nah... They looked tired and shit. Still wearing the stage makeup but wearing comfortable clothes... Like they just finished doing a play. This University is a well known music conservatory. So, in other words... full of hot dancing and singing chicks, and gay guys.

[PapaBear]

SHIT!!! My son (in Iraq) complained that he hadn't had a decent cup of coffee in ages. So I sent him a care package with some good coffee and my french press. He emailed me today to say, on his first attempt at using it, he poured some hot/not boiling water (as per instructions) in it, and it promptly exploded. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Sometimes its probably good when parents aren't supportive. Last night I saw a few minutes of Work of Art after Top Chef and I thought how I might really like to be a visual artist. I'd like to be a person who does a hundred drawings of people vomiting. And if I had this idea when I was young, and my parents were the types of people who really tried to cultivate every interest their child has, who knows how much time and how many resources would've just been completely wasted on me, because I am so incredibly horrible at creating anything visual, and I have lots of trouble thinking spacially. And even worse, what if I went to art school, and tried to make it in the art world, how many people would've had to put up with my worthless output. What a road to ruin.

[Chigworthy]

SHIT!!! My son (in Iraq) complained that he hadn't had a decent cup of coffee in ages. So I sent him a care package with some good coffee and my french press. He emailed me today to say, on his first attempt at using it, he poured some hot/not boiling water (as per instructions) in it, and it promptly exploded. :wallbash:

Fucking IED water. For what it's worth, those instant Starbucks coffees that they were sending to the troops are pretty damn good for instant. Maybe send him a box of those.

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, isn't Margaret Cho's whole thing about empowering the different girls? And I remember she had a whole thing about how they made her lose weight for her sitcom, and evil beauty myth etc etc? I just saw a picture of her for the first time in years, when the fuck did she get a ton of plastic surgery to look like droopy dog?

[Zorro]

Dont you just want to assault any man you see in loafers or moccasins?

Hate the flip-flops

[Barnaby Jones]

SHIT!!! My son (in Iraq) complained that he hadn't had a decent cup of coffee in ages. So I sent him a care package with some good coffee and my french press. He emailed me today to say, on his first attempt at using it, he poured some hot/not boiling water (as per instructions) in it, and it promptly exploded. :wallbash:

I hope beyond exploding coffee makers your son stays safe over there, PB!

[underdog]

Hate the flip-flops

If I'm not at work, I'm wearing flip-flops.

[ANC]

Hey, woman who killed Selena, that armrest isn't yours! And wake up and get off of me!

[PapaBear]

I got pulled over for a headlight tonight. It had been out for over two weeks. When the cop got to my window I said, "It's the headlight, isn't it?" He said, yes. I said, "Yeah... The guys at work just pointed it out to me. I was just headed to Wal Mart to get one." Fortunately, I was headed in that direction when he pulled me over. No ticket.

Oh, well. At least I have a new light, now.

[Kevin]

Hey, woman who killed Selena, that armrest isn't yours! And wake up and get off of me!



Huh?

[PapaBear]

Though it's sad for my youngest son and his two half sisters, the idea that my 2nd ex told me that she's getting a divorce kind of gives me comfort, that maybe it wasn't my fault the first time.

[Dude!]

that maybe it wasn't my fault the first time.

well, it was your fault
for picking her

[ANC]

Huh?

I was on the ferry.

[jennysmurf]

I was on the fairy.

Fixed.

[PapaBear]

I'm getting fucking fed up with the coverage of the supposed combat pullout from Iraq. They keep saying the "last combat brigade" has left. Fuck you! My son is still there until mid to late October, and he sees combat on a regular fucking basis! And the brigade that just left, left when they were scheduled to leave to begin with.

My son called today, and he's pissed about the coverage, too. And all that equipment that they talk about being sent home... All shit that's being upgraded or replaced.

[underdog]

I'm getting fucking fed up with the coverage of the supposed combat pullout from Iraq. They keep saying the "last combat brigade" has left. Fuck you! My son is still there until mid to late October, and he sees combat on a regular fucking basis! And the brigade that just left, left when they were scheduled to leave to begin with.

My son called today, and he's pissed about the coverage, too. And all that equipment that they talk about being sent home... All shit that's being upgraded or replaced.

The media sucks at covering anything.

[PapaBear]

The media sucks at covering anything.
I just hope there's enough troops to cover my son, now. WITH the full load of troops, he still got blown up three times, and shot once. But the shot came from stupid "celebratory fire".

[Kevin]

PB..

Is he done after Iraq, or can he go to Afganastan?

[PapaBear]

PB..

Is he done after Iraq, or can he go to Afganastan?
He get's a month of leave. He's not SUPPOSED to have to be deployed again, but that can always change. Just like he was SUPPOSED to leave Iraq at the end of this month.

[Kevin]

Hope he makes it back safe.

[disneyspy]

ive been seeing promos for NBC's fall shows,i think that network is going to kick ass next year

edit i mean this year but next tv season

[torker]

go fuck yourself, cunt :banning:

[hammersavage]

i passed out with USA on the tv. when i started to wake up but with my eyes closed, I heard Jeff Bridges voice. He was coaching gymnastics.

Apparently, a movie called Stick It. But in that in between haze between being awake and asleep, I seriously thought it was the Dude talking gymnastics. Then I started to hear things that was actually my unconscious because I fell back asleep. Really weird 10 minutes of my life.

[spoon]

i passed out with USA on the tv. when i started to wake up but with my eyes closed, I heard Jeff Bridges voice. He was coaching gymnastics.

Apparently, a movie called Stick It. But in that in between haze between being awake and asleep, I seriously thought it was the Dude talking gymnastics. Then I started to hear things that was actually my unconscious because I fell back asleep. Really weird 10 minutes of my life.

what, the half dressed women being involved took you out of your element?

perhaps a gymnastics blog on a team ur just not into to?

[realmenhatelife]

I'm getting really fascinated with the comments sections on media sites. It's funny how serious these people get, and I actually just read a comment that started "Long time readers know...." as in his longtime readers, of his comments on MLB.com.

[PapaBear]

"Unboxing" videos of new gadgets (on Youtube) are GAYYYYYY!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Tom Brady is a millionaire sports hero that's married to a woman who is literally so beautiful its her job, and none of that stops him from looking like a total dick with that haircut.

[Jayw]

Why do shows still have laugh-tracks. That shit is so fucking annoying. I was just watching a new show on comedy central and I couldn't get past the first minute of viewing. The laugh track was so obnoxiously loud. I mean do people actually go, "wow this laugh track makes this show so much better, now I know when to laugh because I am a fucking idiot."

End rant.

[Chigworthy]

"Unboxing" videos of new gadgets (on Youtube) are GAYYYYYY!!!

Five thousand times true.

[PapaBear]

Five thousand times true.
That post was inspired by seeing an unboxing of a $40 Philips mp3 player by a teenager.

[StanUpshaw]

I find the good ones good and the shitty ones shitty. Before I buy some gadget, I want to know what I'm getting myself into.

[PapaBear]

I find the good ones good and the shitty ones shitty. Before I buy some gadget, I want to know what I'm getting myself into.
I look for video reviews all the time. But the unboxing ones are just stupid. Hey look what the box says! Watch as I open the box!

[underdog]

Why do shows still have laugh-tracks. That shit is so fucking annoying. I was just watching a new show on comedy central and I couldn't get past the first minute of viewing. The laugh track was so obnoxiously loud. I mean do people actually go, "wow this laugh track makes this show so much better, now I know when to laugh because I am a fucking idiot."

End rant.

Laugh tracks are fucking awful.

[Chigworthy]

That post was inspired by seeing an unboxing of a $40 Philips mp3 player by a teenager.

I had to go look and this is what I found:
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b6h8JCPDFEA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b6h8JCPDFEA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Three words:

Who gives a fuck?

Three more:

What a douche.

[PapaBear]

That's the one! I looked for reviews of the 4GB one a few months ago (cheapest Audible.com compatible one I could find), and now Youtube keeps recommending other videos like that I "may also like". :wallbash:

[Chigworthy]

That's the one! I looked for reviews of the 4GB one a few months ago (cheapest Audible.com compatible one I could find), and now Youtube keeps recommending other videos like that I "may also like". :wallbash:

I can only imagine his dumb teenage face as he posted the video: It would go from excitement and anticipation of being in the "unboxing" club, then a slow fade to cold realization of his complete douchiness.

[PapaBear]

Helpful baking tip... Don't shake a can of baking cocoa to see how much is in it, then take off the lid and look inside.

[spoon]

ok

[PapaBear]

Yeah, like you bake.

[spoon]

I bake plenty.

Renaissance man over here.

http://classes.design.ucla.edu/Winter09/9-1/blog/b/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/j-102-0013_vitruvian_man_5001.jpg

[Jayw]

What in the fuck.

The fucking renaissance man, the answer has arrived.

[PapaBear]

I now officially know someone who was found not guilty by reason of insanity! I used to work with him. I always knew he was nuts. He would volunteer as a fireman, but was kicked out of every fire house in the county. He was suspected of lighting fires while he was on pizza deliveries. He even made up a lie, that he was once convicted of vehicular manslaughter for killing an old lady with a fire truck (never happened). Why would someone make up a lie like that?

His recent court case... He tried to carjack a firetruck with a fake gun!

[Kevin]

I now officially know someone who was found not guilty by reason of insanity! I used to work with him. I always knew he was nuts. He would volunteer as a fireman, but was kicked out of every fire house in the county. He was suspected of lighting fires while he was on pizza deliveries. He even made up a lie, that he was once convicted of vehicular manslaughter for killing an old lady with a fire truck (never happened). Why would someone make up a lie like that?

His recent court case... He tried to carjack a firetruck with a fake gun!



Reeshy?

[StanUpshaw]

Arsonists don't get much play, but they're the only ones who can share the "serial" title along with murderers and rapists. If that doesn't count as insanity, I don't know what can.

[PapaBear]

Reeshy?
Possibly his grandson.

[StanUpshaw]

Those mother fuckers
gave me ass poison. My shit
is green liquid fire.

[StanUpshaw]

Once of those small joys in life just happened to me. A couple hours ago, I was stumbling around the house in a fevered daze. I couldn't move my eyes without having an attack of brain shivers course throughout my body. I was just about to email work to tell them I wouldn't be coming in tomorrow..then the aspirin kicked in. Now I feel almost completely normal. I even jerked off.

I feel well enough to go to work, and even if I have something contagious, I feel like I should give it to my coworkers, just so they can feel the relief and contentment I feel right now.

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i28UEoLXVFQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0 xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i28UEoLXVFQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0 xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

[StanUpshaw]

Cashier: Mind your own goddamn business. I tolerate your vapid smalltalk about the weather, but I don't need your fucking commentary about what I have in my cart.

[Kevin]

Cashier: Mind your own goddamn business. I tolerate your vapid smalltalk about the weather, but I don't need your fucking commentary about what I have in my cart.



I need a price check on vaga cream.... Thats vaga cream...

[spoon]

What in the fuck.

The fucking renaissance man, the answer has arrived.

More like this!

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgsb0015+da-vincis-vitruvian-man-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-art-print.jpg

[PapaBear]

It's interesting watching an old high school friend have a complete meltdown via Facebook.

[Jayw]

Lockup on msnbc is the shit. I watched almost the whole late night marathon the other day.

I really cant explain why it is so awesome but it is. I dont know but it is amazing. Its crazy to think how many people are locked up at this moment.

[StanUpshaw]

Lockup on msnbc is the shit. I watched almost the whole late night marathon the other day.

I really cant explain why it is so awesome but it is. I dont know but it is amazing. Its crazy to think how many people are locked up at this moment.

754 per 100,000 people

USA! USA! USA!

[Jayw]

I wish they would do more high population east coast prisons like new york. LA san quentin looks like straight hell for a white man. Well every prison they show looks like hell for whites.

[torker]

fuck you you stupid cunt

[saywhat?]

I'm probably not going to find someone willing to eat four cans of cat food for five dollars.

[PapaBear]

I'm probably not going to find someone willing to eat four cans of cat food for five dollars.
I wonder how Ogre and Benicio are doing.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2885

[StanUpshaw]

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez would never have to work another day in their lives if they just recorded themselves scissoring each other.

[ANC]

Thanks to lady who doesn't know how to swipe a credit card. I really didn't want to get on the 7:00 boat, I really wanted to wait around for the 7:30. Ugh.

[ANC]

I think "Mean Gene" Okerlund is in my IT training class. I'd better smash a chair over his head to be sure.

[jennysmurf]

I think "Mean Gene" Okerlund is in my IT training class. I'd better smash a chair over his head to be sure.

Have someone record it so that it can be put on YouTube after your tragic death.

[ANC]

I find it ironic I just took an IT certification exam using a Scantron sheet and a No.2 pencil.

[realmenhatelife]

I find it ironic I just took an IT certification exam using a Scantron sheet and a No.2 pencil.

Answer 1: Reboot your computer

Answer 2: Did you clear your cookies?

[Chigworthy]

Speculation threads are the playground of the douche.

[PapaBear]

Holy shit!!! It's raining! It hasn't rained here in weeks. I almost forgot what thunder sounds like.

[StanUpshaw]

If they ever need to invent a replacement for velcro, they should make the one half porcelain and the other half pubes. The two are inseparable.

[razorboy]

The Niece is screaming tonight when I have to look after her. It figures this is the one night I was ready to go to sleep kinda early.

[Kevin]

The Niece is screaming tonight when I have to look after her. It figures this is the one night I was ready to go to sleep kinda early.



More drunken posts coming up?

[PapaBear]

More drunken posts coming up?
If he's smart, he'll give the likker to his niece and get some sleep.

[Kevin]

If he's smart, he'll give the likker to his niece and get some sleep.



Just a little drop in the milk and she will be out cold.

[PapaBear]

My mom used to give me Jim Beam and honey for a cough, and I turned out fi...

Wait. Never mind.

[razorboy]

More drunken posts coming up?

I wish. No drinking and babysitting.

[PapaBear]

I really hate it when Comcast does maintenance to "continually improve my experience". :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

I really hate it when Comcast does maintenance to "continually improve my experience". :wallbash:

I just had comcast at my house, they released new firmware and it blew up my box. I will give them credit though, I had to call them a few times and the longest I was ever on hold was like 5 minutes, and that was at 5pm on a weekday. They also kiss your ass incessantly now.

[PapaBear]

I just had comcast at my house, they released new firmware and it blew up my box. I will give them credit though, I had to call them a few times and the longest I was ever on hold was like 5 minutes, and that was at 5pm on a weekday. They also kiss your ass incessantly now.
Hmmm... I wonder if that's what's wrong with one of our boxes. It won't get OnDemand. They are coming by Friday to look at it.

[realmenhatelife]

Hmmm... I wonder if that's what's wrong with one of our boxes. It won't get OnDemand. They are coming by Friday to look at it.

My program guide was blank, I couldn't use on demand or my DVR, and eventually the box would reboot itself every hour or so.

[razorboy]

The hose on my Dyson just broke again. So fucking annoying.

[Kevin]

I wonder if the Knowlaged One stll thinks Robby Cano is an avg baseball player?

[PapaBear]

When you need real technical assistance at Radio Shack, always ask the guy with the nasally voice.

[StanUpshaw]

Wonder bread hot dog buns are sliced retardedly. Just give me an equal amount of bread on each half. It's really quite simple.

[PapaBear]

Wonder bread hot dog buns are sliced retardedly. Just give me an equal amount of bread on each half. It's really quite simple.
Wonder bread? Seriously?

[StanUpshaw]

Wonder bread? Seriously?

You're brand conscious about hot dog buns? Seriously?

[PapaBear]

You're brand conscious about hot dog buns? Seriously?
White bread buns suck.

[realmenhatelife]

I kindof want to bang Bristol Palin.

[PapaBear]

I saw a few guys sitting in their garage watching sports on 5 TVs at once tonight. Fantasy sports players are silly.

[IamFogHat]

That new BK chiabatta sandwhich looks like a pile of shit oddly.

[hanso]

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Mention this will help get a BJ?

[PapaBear]

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Mention this will help get a BJ?
Don't get your hopes up. They're going to do it, or they aren't. If they buy into the study, and they aren't into doing it, someone will start marketing portable "cumshots"... in a fancy little bottle.

[spoon]

and papabear will find them

[PapaBear]

and papabear will find them
Stop making fun of my breasts.

[spoon]

say what now?

[PapaBear]

say what now?
what now

[spoon]

nothing at the moment

[biggestmexi]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/katy_perry_snl_gif.gif

[CaptainBlowhole]

The sky looks quite angry right now, pinkish orange. Im escared

[biggestmexi]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/TJ6vNvAAesI/AAAAAAAAKHY/1OAoeApqr0M/s800/9953_baed.jpeg

[Dirtbag]

Is there anybody at ronfez.net who knows how to use the Multi-Quote function?

[PapaBear]

nothing at the moment

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/katy_perry_snl_gif.gif

The sky looks quite angry right now, pinkish orange. Im escared

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/TJ6vNvAAesI/AAAAAAAAKHY/1OAoeApqr0M/s800/9953_baed.jpeg

Is there anybody at ronfez.net who knows how to use the Multi-Quote function?
Yes

[realmenhatelife]

Louis CK is right, a person bitching about air travel is so unbelievably annoying. You made it from Philly to LA, flying out of a storm as big as the entire northeast, in less than half a day, because science has figured out how to make many tons of steel do the same thing as a sparrow. Shut up about having to sit and watch Sopranos DVDs longer than you expected.

[Chigworthy]

Is there anybody at ronfez.net who knows how to use the Multi-Quote function?

It's really quite simple.

Me too.

[spoon]

Is there anybody at ronfez.net who knows how to use the Multi-Quote function?

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NOPE!

[realmenhatelife]

Why isn't garlic bread also a breakfast food?

[StanUpshaw]

Taking all aspects of femininity into consideration, there is no greater woman on the planet than Nigella Lawson.

I'm just going to have to kidnap her, that's all there is to it.

[hanso]

June Sarpong's huge lips make my mind wonder. On Jesse Ventura's CT tv show. When she is on it's hard for me to stay on the shows track.

[realmenhatelife]

Facebook just suggested a .net person to me, whom I have no facebook commonality with. I find it creepy when the internet knows what other websites you go to.

[PapaBear]

Facebook just suggested a .net person to me, whom I have no facebook commonality with. I find it creepy when the internet knows what other websites you go to.
My brother sent an invite to my dad (who isn't on facebook). At the bottom, it recommended that he may also know my niece, nephew, cousin, and my other brother's ex wife (none of whom are facebook friends with each other). The only thing I can think of, is facebook monitors the genealogy site that my dad uses.

[StanUpshaw]

I look for video reviews all the time. But the unboxing ones are just stupid. Hey look what the box says! Watch as I open the box!

You're probably not going to like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtE2NW7BLF0) then.

Likely nsfw

[jennysmurf]

You're probably not going to like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtE2NW7BLF0) then.

Likely nsfw

And you just stumbled upon this video by mistake, right?

[hanso]

That kid goes on for almost 9 min. Think it's a guy.

[Chigworthy]

That kid goes on for almost 9 min. Think it's a guy.

Whatever it is, it seems to have acid indigestion and enjoy sticking fingernails in Doc Johnson's soft ballsy wee hole.

[PapaBear]

It's very difficult to tighten the lenses in my glasses, when I need my glasses to see the tiny screw.

[jennysmurf]

It's very difficult to tighten the lenses in my glasses, when I need my glasses to see the tiny screw.

tee hee...you said "tiny screw.":happy:

[PapaBear]

tee hee...you said "tiny screw.":happy:
I knew someone would find a way to twist that. I'm not surprised it's you. :furious:

[jennysmurf]

I knew someone would find a way to twist that. I'm not surprised it's you. :furious:

:innocent:

[realmenhatelife]

Joe Esterhaus was paid nearly 4 million dollars to write Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkley made $100,000 to star in it.

[hanso]

Watching hockey on TV while tripping on acid. Would probably be good. As you can see multiple images of the players reflections off the glass backboards.

[IamFogHat]

My hair clips aren't working very well tonight for some reason.

[cougarjake13]

i was thinking recently that we arent who we think we are ( insert denny green video here )


you take your name name and i think most people like me thought well my family has had this name for a long time but in fact it only may be recently


lets say your last name is sullivan and you thought you were sullivan for 50 generations but in reality for 45 generations you were omalley and only the last 5 sullivan

now imagine if that has happened more than once and you went from omalley to shaunessy to o toole to mcgillity to sullivan

that would occur when the last family of that name only had girls and thus the name change


then you have to factor in that at least once one of your ancestors thought the child was his but in fact was not so the blood you think thats running in your veins isnt

[IamFogHat]

i was thinking recently that we arent who we think we are ( insert denny green video here )


you take your name name and i think most people like me thought well my family has had this name for a long time but in fact it only may be recently


lets say your last name is sullivan and you thought you were sullivan for 50 generations but in reality for 45 generations you were omalley and only the last 5 sullivan

now imagine if that has happened more than once and you went from omalley to shaunessy to o toole to mcgillity to sullivan

that would occur when the last family of that name only had girls and thus the name change


then you have to factor in that at least once one of your ancestors thought the child was his but in fact was not so the blood you think thats running in your veins isnt

My last name is only three generations old. When my great grandfather got here from Germany he joined the navy and his name was to long and weird so they shortened and altered it for him.

[cougarjake13]

My last name is only three generations old. When my great grandfather got here from Germany he joined the navy and his name was to long and weird so they shortened and altered it for him.

yeh but its almost the same and you know the name is longer im saying maybe 1000 years ago your bloodline was under the name mueller and the last mueller only had girls and one of the girls married a man with your current last name prior to shortening

[StanUpshaw]

I think people who try to derive an identity from their heritage, be it familial or cultural, are fucking retarded.

You're special because 1/512th of your DNA belongs to Sitting Bull? You're still a bus boy, asshole.

[PapaBear]

I think BritneyPablo is playing drums in the new Rock Band 3 commercial.

[jennysmurf]

Watching this Addams Family marathon has made me fall in love with John Astin all over again. *sigh*:wub:

[disneyspy]

i would start todays listening thread but i have to go into work once it gets above freezing,its 31 degrees right now so i should go in around 11,i wonder if unemployment is going to be great

[disneyspy]

son of a bitch,as soon as i posted that my computer said it was 36 degrees,C'YA!!

[jennysmurf]

My television is broken and I'm entertaining myself with Ron and Fez videos on YouTube.

[Chigworthy]

My television is broken and I'm entertaining myself with Ron and Fez videos on YouTube.

Try World Star Hip Hop if you like your online videos to send you into a tailspin of depression and concern for humanity.