Random Thoughts

[deliciousV]

i may salso be drunk

nobody noticed

[cougarjake13]

nobody noticed



sukit

[keithy_19]

Man everyone is freaking the fuck out on Rehab with Dr. Drew.

:unsure:

[keithy_19]

Seriously! Shit is getting nuts in rehab!

[cougarjake13]

sometimes my cat just stares intently at an area or wall what have you and I swear he's seeing something I can't


cause why the fuck else wuld he stare like that ?

[PapaBear]

He's a cat. And you're probably stoned.

[keithy_19]

He's a cat. And you're probably stoned.

:lol:

[keithy_19]

Tonight's choices of food were great. Go me!

[jennysmurf]

Tonight's choices of food were great. Go me!

Did you cook?

[keithy_19]

Did you cook?

Nope. Go me!

[cougarjake13]

He's a cat. And you're probably stoned.


don't smoke


but I was on the shitter so there's that

[cougarjake13]

sometimes I wish there was an apopcolyptic event or something like what happened in the show revolution where all power is lost and we go back to a more simpler way of life


maybe I need to become Amish

[CountryBob]

Goddamn - Waffles are so good!

[spoon]

Goddamn - Waffles are so good!

I've seen waffles get messed up in evil.

[PapaBear]

I wish there was a better place to put this. Locally, a historic log home was burned down by four teenagers. A news story about it was linked to Facebook. This is one of the comments to the post on FB. Some of the most eloquent writing I've ever seen!

i no how u fill i lived on 50 growing its hard to drive by were i would call home and a place i love to go and just walk and thank i cant now couse some ass lives theres but my moms ashes r there thats were she wanted 2 be sad 4 me and my brother we growed up with the guy that has the home now but he cant talk to us or what ever his dill is crazy to say i was in love with him and he love me back in the day lol but i go by cry some times and just thank of old times you naver 4 get that so just reamber you still have that and god no they will find the ones who did this i pray they do god bless your family

[sailor]

Spellbinding. "Reamber"

[PapaBear]

Spellbinding. "Reamber"
Just thank about it.

[sailor]

Do we not have a Hanso post of the day thread? Just asking.

[PapaBear]

Do we not have a Hanso post of the day thread? Just asking.
No, but I think I found his soul mate.

[sailor]

No, but I think I found his soul mate.

Imagine the love letters!

[spoon]

Imagine the love letters!

these people have a vote as powerful as anyone else, have children/families and drive on our roads

scary

[realmenhatelife]

The people that talk about how bad the grocery stores are ahead of a storm are worse than the people going to the grocery store before a storm.

[PapaBear]

The people that talk about how bad the grocery stores are ahead of a storm are worse than the people going to the grocery store before a storm.
But they ARE the people going to the grocery store before a storm.

[spoon]

But they ARE the people going to the grocery store before a storm.

ha!

that's like the time I was out in Cali visiting a buddy and we ended up in some bikini bar

eventually this really loud guy is tossing dollars all over the place and getting loud when my friend says, "That guy is here ALL THE TIME!" so of course I just look at him shaking my head

:lol:

[disneyspy]

when i tried to go to papabears birthday thread i got this message

www.ronfez.net contains content from www.richstillwell.com, a site known to distribute malware. Your computer might catch a virus if you visit this site.

what the f?

[sailor]

when i tried to go to papabears birthday thread i got this message

www.ronfez.net contains content from www.richstillwell.com, a site known to distribute malware. Your computer might catch a virus if you visit this site.

what the f?

yeah, got the same thing a few minutes ago. what's rich up to?

[disneyspy]

yeah, got the same thing a few minutes ago. what's rich up to?

i dont know but fuck papabear in his stupid birthday hole,close that fucker before someone gets infected

[sailor]

i dont know but fuck papabear in his stupid birthday hole,close that fucker before someone gets infected

i even went there and nothing posted by rich or pics hosted by him to delete.

[disneyspy]

i even went there and nothing posted by rich or pics hosted by him to delete.

I JUST GOT THE SAME MESSAGE AGAIN! only in that thread,somethings not right,enjoy your malware

[sailor]

I JUST GOT THE SAME MESSAGE AGAIN! only in that thread,somethings not right,enjoy your malware

i had moved it. you must have tried again right before i did so.

[PapaBear]

I blame spoon.

[jennysmurf]

I blame spoon.

Always a safe bet.

[PapaBear]

He consistently has the most posts in my BD threads. He's obviously smitten.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet if you gave a kid a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread for halloween he'd be all pissed off. What assholes.

[Chigworthy]

I'll bet if you gave a kid a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread for halloween he'd be all pissed off. What assholes.

Any normal human being cannot stomach bread with raisins because they are like blood-gorged ticks baked into the bread. It's disgusting and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[realmenhatelife]

Any normal human being cannot stomach bread with raisins because they are like blood-gorged ticks baked into the bread. It's disgusting and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

If you dont like home made oatmeal raisin cookies then you dont know shit about shit.

[Chigworthy]

If you dont like home made oatmeal raisin cookies then you dont know shit about shit.

If you get some disgusting, amoral perverse release from eating something that resembles rodent feces, I'm not gonna judge you in any way. But those of us that are sane and actually contribute to society will stick with chocolate chip cookies.

[realmenhatelife]

If you get some disgusting, amoral perverse release from eating something that resembles rodent feces, I'm not gonna judge you in any way. But those of us that are sane and actually contribute to society will stick with chocolate chip cookies.

I will not ask the people to choose between the two.

[spoon]

He consistently has the most posts in my BD threads. He's obviously smitten.

bd threads?

fuck your birth in its face pb bd thread

[jennysmurf]

bd threads?

fuck your birth in its face pb bd thread

:laugh:

[spoon]

shut yo face hole and get to pinching!

:innocent:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm so happy to have electricity again I'm going to give out Halloween candy tonight instead of turning off all the lights and watching TV in the dark.

[cougarjake13]

I'm so happy to have electricity again I'm going to give out Halloween candy tonight instead of turning off all the lights and watching TV in the dark.



how do u know kids will show up ?

[realmenhatelife]

how do u know kids will show up ?

My township rescheduled trick or treating for tonight.

[spoon]

My township rescheduled trick or treating for tonight.

monday out here

[jennysmurf]

how do u know kids will show up ?

He parks his van out front...

http://static.modcult.org/mc/images/thumbs_829-freecandyvan-1.jpg?1254943371

[Chigworthy]

My township rescheduled trick or treating for tonight.

Hah. You live in a township. Do you eat porridge every morning and throw hen's eggs at the town witch as well?

[spoon]

Hah. You live in a township. Do you eat porridge every morning and throw hen's eggs at the town witch as well?

townships sound AWESOME!

when do I get to throw eggs at jenny!?

and hen's eggs? that's an odd way to put it

[cougarjake13]

hells yeh

hens eggs are da shit

[spoon]

hells yeh

hens eggs are da shit

otherwise known as EGGS?!

:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Hah. You live in a township. Do you eat porridge every morning and throw hen's eggs at the town witch as well?

I used to live in the county seat.

[jennysmurf]

townships sound AWESOME!

when do I get to throw eggs at jenny!?

and hen's eggs? that's an odd way to put it

I said be nice!:annoyed:

[PapaBear]

I live in the county seat, and my county is part of the Commonwealth.

[PapaBear]

People in Pennsylvania live in Macbeth's.

[PapaBear]

Not only are these things quite good, one of my nephews created the product! He has worked on other products since he started at Blue Diamond, but this one is totally his.

http://www.bluediamond.com/landing/images/promotions/Rosemary-and-blackPepper.jpg

[spoon]

Not only are these things quite good, one of my nephews created the product! He has worked on other products since he started at Blue Diamond, but this one is totally his.

http://www.bluediamond.com/landing/images/promotions/Rosemary-and-blackPepper.jpg

just like his uncle, your nephew loves nuts in his mouth

[ozzie]

Not only are these things quite good, one of my nephews created the product! He has worked on other products since he started at Blue Diamond, but this one is totally his.

http://www.bluediamond.com/landing/images/promotions/Rosemary-and-blackPepper.jpg

Your nephew created the almond!?!?!?

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/b/bow_down_before_you-960.gif

[jennysmurf]

just like his uncle, your nephew loves nuts in his mouth

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

found another thread that needs to be moved,i don't like viruses from rich so i wont open it up

who are these "guests" and what do they want? ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
weekapaugjz

[PapaBear]

found another thread that needs to be moved,i don't like viruses from rich so i wont open it up

who are these "guests" and what do they want? ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
weekapaugjz
Has anyone besides you and Sailor had this problem? I can't see getting rid of every thread Rich ever posted in.

[spoon]

Has anyone besides you and Sailor had this problem? I can't see getting rid of every thread Rich ever posted in.

nah, that sounds like a simple and logically based decision that benefits us all

DO IT!

[realmenhatelife]

I'll never get used to black guys in skinny jeans.



And I'm listening to this woman bitch on the phone about someone who doesn't respect that she cant talk on the phone all day, followed by a 10 minute discussion on fitted t-shirts.

[Furtherman]

I pride myself on proper social behavior. I play fair, I follow the rules, I don't cross on red and I don't cut in line. Today someone accused me of cutting the line. We had words and I was so angry I felt myself shaking. That was new. I could have stabbed the life out of this guy easily. Maybe choke him. If it wasn't for another person pointing out that he was wrong and then being quiet after that, I think I might be in trouble right now.

I think since Sandy the long commutes and problems are starting to get to me.

Now I feel like a pussy. My first world temporary problems are third world everyday problems.

[jennysmurf]

I pride myself on proper social behavior. I play fair, I follow the rules, I don't cross on red and I don't cut in line. Today someone accused me of cutting the line. We had words and I was so angry I felt myself shaking. That was new. I could have stabbed the life out of this guy easily. Maybe choke him. If it wasn't for another person pointing out that he was wrong and then being quiet after that, I think I might be in trouble right now.

I think since Sandy the long commutes and problems are starting to get to me.

Now I feel like a pussy. My first world temporary problems are third world everyday problems.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5bF2MG8u5nbMUnjfX9ZaxCYfeWoRB3 IoAcjlYbbX9YVabAkP8DbYGIAdE

[Furtherman]

:laugh:

[A.J.]

I pride myself on proper social behavior. I play fair, I follow the rules, I don't cross on red and I don't cut in line. Today someone accused me of cutting the line. We had words and I was so angry I felt myself shaking. That was new. I could have stabbed the life out of this guy easily. Maybe choke him. If it wasn't for another person pointing out that he was wrong and then being quiet after that, I think I might be in trouble right now.

I think since Sandy the long commutes and problems are starting to get to me.

Now I feel like a pussy. My first world temporary problems are third world everyday problems.

People are awful. Always remember that.

[keithy_19]

People are awful. Always remember that.

No truer words have ever been spoken. Maybe, we all poop unless we can't. These are the statements I live by.

[spoon]

No truer words have ever been spoken. Maybe, we all poop unless we can't. These are the statements I live by.

you forgot Dspy is old

[keithy_19]

you forgot Dspy is old

I leave the elderly out of it.

[PapaBear]

This place has 13 threads with "black friday" in the title. The most recent 3 were from 2009.

I picked up a 240GB solid state hard drive for $150, and Microsoft Office Home & Student 2010 (for 3 comps) for $90 on Newegg.com. Free shipping, and they'll probably get here Wednesday.

[realmenhatelife]

So I've been passively avoiding this person for years just because I was so sure that their life was probably at a place that was going to make me examine my life in a really negative way and I finally just got the update and holy god it's almost comically worse than I thought it was gonna be.

[jennysmurf]

So I've been passively avoiding this person for years just because I was so sure that their life was probably at a place that was going to make me examine my life in a really negative way and I finally just got the update and holy god it's almost comically worse than I thought it was gonna be.

Wait...so, their life is worse than you thought it would be, or their life is so good, that it makes your's look even more terrible by comparison?

[spoon]

that's imposible

unless his buddy is Kev and it's the former scenario

[realmenhatelife]

Wait...so, their life is worse than you thought it would be, or their life is so good, that it makes your's look even more terrible by comparison?

Their life is so much better than I expected, conversely making me seem like an even bigger turd.

[keithy_19]

Their life is so much better than I expected, conversely making me seem like an even bigger turd.

It's all relative, friend. They're probably horrible people and everything good they have is based on lies.

[jennysmurf]

Their life is so much better than I expected, conversely making me seem like an even bigger turd.

I was going to say, "That's impossible!" to try and cheer you up, but then I realized that could be taken two ways. On the one hand, I could mean that it's impossible for you to be as bad as all that, which would be nice. On the other, I could mean that it's impossible for you to be an even bigger turd than you are now, which would not be nice. I'll let you decide.

[keithy_19]

I was going to say, "That's impossible!" to try and cheer you up, but then I realized that could be taken two ways. On the one hand, I could mean that it's impossible for you to be as bad as all that, which would be nice. On the other, I could mean that it's impossible for you to be an even bigger turd than you are now, which would not be nice. I'll let you decide.

RMHL, those are fighting words Jenny just muttered.

[realmenhatelife]

RMHL, those are fighting words Jenny just muttered.

I know better than to get into a feud with someone that comes from a "holler."

[keithy_19]

I know better than to get into a feud with someone that comes from a "holler."

Atta boy.

[jennysmurf]

I know better than to get into a feud with someone that comes from a "holler."

I don't come from no wack holler!:annoyed: I'm gonna give you such a pinch!

[Dell]

waaaay afternooners buddays...:bye:

is this the new name for the Drunk Thread?

[jennysmurf]

waaaay afternooners buddays...:bye:

is this the new name for the Drunk Thread?

No, sillybuns, that's the "Hi Papabear" thread.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't come from no wack holler!:annoyed: I'm gonna give you such a pinch!

Pincher's Holler

[jennysmurf]

Pincher's Holler

:tongue:

[A.J.]

Pincher's Holler

Isn't that where Loretta Lynn is from?

[jennysmurf]

Isn't that where Loretta Lynn is from?

You just hush. You're only encouraging him in his nonsense.

[A.J.]

Don't take me to Fist City, Jenny!

[jennysmurf]

Don't take me to Fist City, Jenny!

Hey! Keep your pervy notions out of this!

[realmenhatelife]

Don't take me to Fist City, Jenny!

That song is so funny because the guy is totally fucking around on her and she's going to kick the girl's ass.

[A.J.]

Don't take me to Fist City, Jenny!

Hey! Keep your pervy notions out of this!

My name is A.J. -- not Caligula.

[spoon]

who the fuck picks some of the threads to become stickies?

sorry, game of fucking thrones is a sticky and we still have countless mods who haven't even been here in YEARS

time to clean some of this up no?

[PapaBear]

who the fuck picks some of the threads to become stickies?

sorry, game of fucking thrones is a sticky and we still have countless mods who haven't even been here in YEARS

time to clean some of this up no?
If they aren't in bold, they are only mods of their own specific forums. They don't have full mod power. How is it hurting anyone that their names are there?

[keithy_19]

Don't take me to Fist City, Jenny!

Punch her in the mouth vagina!

:innocent:

[sailor]

GoT has both threads stickied because otherwise there'd be all spoilers in the show thread.

[CountryBob]

Damn - I love Cholula Chili Garlic Hot Sauce!
Im sitting here shooting it right out of the bottle

[razorboy]

Damn - I love Cholula Chili Garlic Hot Sauce!
Im sitting here shooting it right out of the bottle

If you really want a rush try pouring some into your eye. Get it straight to the bloodstream.

[spoon]

If they aren't in bold, they are only mods of their own specific forums. They don't have full mod power. How is it hurting anyone that their names are there?

bc it's fucking stupid and a makes a mockery of any running system at all

ct

jivin

dean and franklyn



really?

we have new mods and admin, why not fix some shit up? why not clean up redundancies and things like our HIV chat room?

if not, let's just make any active poster who started a fucking thread back to 2001 as the "moderator" of said threads...it's beyond stupid

[keithy_19]

bc it's fucking stupid and a makes a mockery of any running system at all

ct

jivin

dean and franklyn



really?

we have new mods and admin, why not fix some shit up? why not clean up redundancies and things like our HIV chat room?

if not, let's just make any active poster who started a fucking thread back to 2001 as the "moderator" of said threads...it's beyond stupid

It doesn't really effect anything going on with the site so there's no real point in getting rid of anything.

[spoon]

It doesn't really effect anything going on with the site so there's no real point in getting rid of anything.

yes yes, nobody would use the chat room and shit not needed should stay...great logic

perhaps we can just add some more bc "it doesn't really effect anything"

it's called a good change and perhaps add a little life to the site with a nice ACTUAL overhaul of the site

ignore it and sure it doesn't effect you personally, but let's just completely phase out and become the myspace of boards.

[razorboy]

become the myspace of boards.

On a brighter note, that would probably scare WF off.

[spoon]

On a brighter note, that would probably scare WF off.

perhaps making the board bilingual will work too?

[disneyspy]

perhaps making the board bilingual will work too?

in that case i'm mucho interesteda

[ozzie]

Please make sure that you include a phone number on your resumé.

Thank you.

[Gvac]

Long time no see, RFnet.

How's it hangin'?

Stinks like ass in here...

[spoon]

you should ask Dr. Steve why that stink follows you around?

sounds like you stepped in rfv4.com shit

[CountryBob]

Just went into work to lay off 10 more employees. Makes 23 today and I'm mentally exhausted. Merry Christmas 😞

[spoon]

Just went into work to lay off 10 more employees. Makes 23 today and I'm mentally exhausted. Merry Christmas 😞

time to take teh o and r out of countrybob

:thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

Just went into work to lay off 10 more employees. Makes 23 today and I'm mentally exhausted. Merry Christmas 😞

Aw man, I'm sorry budday, that's hardcore. Want a pity handy? DSpy said he might be getting drunk tonight.

[CountryBob]

Aw man, I'm sorry budday, that's hardcore. Want a pity handy? DSpy said he might be getting drunk tonight.
That old wrinkly grandma hand of his? No thanks - I'm fleshlighting it

[jennysmurf]

That old wrinkly grandma hand of his? No thanks - I'm fleshlighting it

Probably for the best.

[jennysmurf]

Long time no see, RFnet.

How's it hangin'?

Stinks like ass in here...

You know, everytime I check "who's online," there's almost always a "guest" viewing this thread...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77839&highlight=lumpy

I'm not sure if you should be proud, but at least people are interested.

[PapaBear]

Jenny stalks the stalkers.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny stalks the stalkers.

Someone has to.

[realmenhatelife]

Watch Peep Show on Netflix.

[jennysmurf]

Watch Peep Show on Netflix.

You're not the boss of me.

[realmenhatelife]

You're not the boss of me.

Do it and tell me I'm wrong.

[jennysmurf]

Do it and tell me I'm wrong.

I love it when you get forceful.

Okay, I added season one. I do love the Britcoms.

[realmenhatelife]

I love it when you get forceful.

Okay, I added season one. I do love the Britcoms.

It's one of the few shows I've ever seen that's funny from the first episode.

[Gvac]

You know, everytime I check "who's online," there's almost always a "guest" viewing this thread...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77839&highlight=lumpy

I'm not sure if you should be proud, but at least people are interested.

Dr. Steve was convinced that I was the author of that thread, using a nom de plume.

It wasn't the case.

I guess I am touched that so many people are interested in my testicles, though...

So how ya been, Jenny?

[CountryBob]

Hello fellow Tennessean - When ya gonna be in Bristol - SImply Delicious on me.

[sailor]

I guess I am touched that so many people are interested in my testicles, though...

Hello fellow Tennessean - When ya gonna be in Bristol - SImply Delicious on me.

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

[Gvac]

Hello fellow Tennessean - When ya gonna be in Bristol - SImply Delicious on me.

Deal!

[Gvac]

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

Pipe down, ya dirty yankee.

[deliciousV]

Hello fellow Tennessean - When ya gonna be in Bristol - SImply Delicious on me.

huh, what? You're both a bunch of damn Yankees to me.

[jennysmurf]

Hello fellow Tennessean - When ya gonna be in Bristol - SImply Delicious on me.

Gay.

[spoon]

Dr. Steve was convinced that I was the author of that thread, using a nom de plume.

It wasn't the case.

I guess I am touched that so many people are interested in my testicles, though...

So how ya been, Jenny?

perhaps everyone just wants them healthy so they can crush them with a swift kick when they see you and Cbob 69'n each other ... oh sorry, "SImply Delicious on me" as you hicks call it.

[deliciousV]

So Laci Peterson was killed by Scott Peterson, and Stacy Peterson was killed by Drew Peterson, I guess the moral of the story is that if your name is Laci, Stacy, Macy, Gracie, Jacee, or anything like that, stay the fuck away from the Peterson clan.

[PapaBear]

The guy at the end of this commercial sounds just ESD when he's in pain.

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[realmenhatelife]

I listen to all the sick noises, snorting and coughing, going on around me, and I just think "these assholes are all trying to get me sick."

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Sam Donaldson was arrested earlier this month on a DUI, However the story broke today.



So How does a cop know if Brokaw is sober? He would have to take an FST

[PapaBear]

I read a story today about a local woman who is the new director of Mount Washington Observatory in New Hampshire. I never knew anything about that place. The article was very interesting, and told of the horrible weather (some say the worst weather on the planet) there. Any of you guys ever been there?

[cougarjake13]

no nvr been

but how can New Hampshire have worse weather then like Siberia ?

[PapaBear]

no nvr been

but how can New Hampshire have worse weather then like Siberia ?
I thought it was weird, too. But the strongest wind gust ever recorded by man was there. 231MPH in 1934. Winds of 180 are not uncommon. And the place is extremely treacherous just to get to in a snowcat.

[PapaBear]

I got a gift card for Honeybaked Ham today. I just looked at the prices. A 7 pound ham is 85 fucking bucks! I'm sure it's tasty ham, but SHIT!!!:ohmy:

[hanso]

buddig ham - 50 cents

[PapaBear]

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[realmenhatelife]

I think the capacity of girls to try and set up their friends with guys they've only met once is hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

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I got sucked in to watching all these whiskey reviews on Youtube, for no reason, I dont like whiskey. But somehow this woman is wearing a short sleeved leather jacket. I'm astounded by it.

[deliciousV]

I was just talking to a friend who lives about a mile from me, he was telling me that an owl tried to take his 5 month old Shitzu puppy right out of his front yard! He talked about it with some of his neighbors and learned that one of his neighbor's chihuahua was carried off by an owl and never seen again. I live in the woods and he lives in more of a subdivision, his dog weighs around 7lbs, mine is around 12, I'm wondering if my dog is still a potential target? I will start shooting owls if need be, it ain't legal, but they're not getting my dog.

[Chigworthy]

I was just talking to a friend who lives about a mile from me, he was telling me that an owl tried to take his 5 month old Shitzu puppy right out of his front yard! He talked about it with some of his neighbors and learned that one of his neighbor's chihuahua was carried off by an owl and never seen again. I live in the woods and he lives in more of a subdivision, his dog weighs around 7lbs, mine is around 12, I'm wondering if my dog is still a potential target? I will start shooting owls if need be, it ain't legal, but they're not getting my dog.

Who's gonna watch your dog when you are in federal prison?

[deliciousV]

Who's gonna watch your dog when you are in federal prison?

from what I've found on the internet my dog is too big for them, so I guess she's safe. But if I had to shoot one, well, I live in the woods, I could shoot one and bury it and nobody would know.

[CountryBob]

Yea VA Tech!

[keithy_19]

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I got sucked in to watching all these whiskey reviews on Youtube, for no reason, I dont like whiskey. But somehow this woman is wearing a short sleeved leather jacket. I'm astounded by it.

Seafood tasting whiskey sounds disgusting to me. But she is wearing a short sleeved leather jacket and is using a whole lot of adjectives.

[keithy_19]

Yea VA Tech!

Fuck you.

:bye:

[PapaBear]

Keep tiny dogs inside at night, you dopes! I've never heard of an owl hunting in daylight.

[keithy_19]

Keep tiny dogs inside at night, you dopes! I've never heard of an owl hunting in daylight.

You've neaver heard of super owls apparently.

[PapaBear]

You've neaver heard of super owls apparently.
All owls are super. And they all miss Keith Moon.

[spoon]

All owls are super. And they all miss Keith Moon.

aboooooo

[PapaBear]

aboooooo
Abooooo are you?

[spoon]

Abooooo are you?


http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2491&size=1

[realmenhatelife]

I was trying to think of a birthday gift for a friend of mind and I tried to remember what she got me this year, and I realized she had given me a rain check that she never made good on, so now I dont know what to do. I wonder if she'll address it?

She's breastfeeding, so I'll get her a bottle a wine. It's like I fulfilled my obligation to buy you a gift, but it's not something you're going to be able to enjoy anytime soon.

And I'll add that asking for wine advice is a funny thing because it always goes like "My friend likes shiraz, can someone recommend a good shiraz." and the response will always be "Shiraz is shit, dont get her Shiraz, get her something good."

[underdog]

I was trying to think of a birthday gift for a friend of mind and I tried to remember what she got me this year, and I realized she had given me a rain check that she never made good on, so now I dont know what to do. I wonder if she'll address it?

She's breastfeeding, so I'll get her a bottle a wine. It's like I fulfilled my obligation to buy you a gift, but it's not something you're going to be able to enjoy anytime soon.

And I'll add that asking for wine advice is a funny thing because it always goes like "My friend likes shiraz, can someone recommend a good shiraz." and the response will always be "Shiraz is shit, dont get her Shiraz, get her something good."

You can drink if you're breastfeeding, it's just extra work.

[spoon]

breastfeeding is drinking silly

[realmenhatelife]

Thora Birch gained 20 lbs for her role in Ghost World, and every single ounce of it was in dem titties. Hachi machi.

[A.J.]

Thora Birch gained 20 lbs for her role in Ghost World, and every single ounce of it was in dem titties. Hachi machi.

She already had a great set. :clap:

[keithy_19]

Slightly late but...

Best albums of 2012. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/best-albums-of-2012/)

[cougarjake13]

She already had a great set. :clap:



need to see some pics for clarification

[spoon]

Slightly late but...

Best albums of 2012. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/best-albums-of-2012/)

not a chance

you better post it here if you want ANYONE to read it

:nono:

[keithy_19]

not a chance

you better post it here if you want ANYONE to read it

:nono:

This confuses me. So me posting here was a good thing? Nice. :thumbup:

:innocent:

[deliciousV]

Slightly late but...

Best albums of 2012. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/best-albums-of-2012/)

plug whore

[keithy_19]

plug whore

I haven't written anything in awhile so it felt right. All the music there is really good too despite my awful writing.

[deliciousV]

I haven't written anything in awhile so it felt right. All the music there is really good too despite my awful writing.

actually, I haven't had time to check out the music, but I found your writing to be amusing.

[jennysmurf]

actually, I haven't had time to check out the music, but I found your writing to be amusing.

Get a room, you two.

[deliciousV]

Get a room, you two.

join us? You dirty minx

[jennysmurf]

join us? You dirty minx

Yay! My boring night has been saved!

[keithy_19]

actually, I haven't had time to check out the music, but I found your writing to be amusing.

Why thank you kind sir. :happy:

[deliciousV]

Why thank you kind sir. :happy:

the manatee lines cracked me up

[razorboy]

So I just found out that a zero-day exploit vulnerability in Java that they discovered in August and swore they patched in October was apparently never fixed. Now that it's public (again) they're busting their asses to patch it correctly. Oracle is such a shit company.

[PapaBear]

Thanks! It's disabled for now.

[razorboy]

Thanks! It's disabled for now.

No problem. I probably wouldn't have even known until the patch came out except for the fact that I was just using Firefox and saw that Mozilla had auto-disabled it.

[A.J.]

need to see some pics for clarification

NSFW (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/arriabelle/bM0718-ThoraBirchAmericanBeauty.jpg)

[cougarjake13]

NSFW (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/arriabelle/bM0718-ThoraBirchAmericanBeauty.jpg)



very nice

[disneyspy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ut0ZaZQx_rE/TCcVWLKAt3I/AAAAAAAAAQw/R-_7nzwvXdk/s1600/ladder1.jpg

[spoon]

nuddie magazine day

nuddie magazine day!

[realmenhatelife]

Two people talking across the office about how, even though they're really sick, they didn't let it stop them from going anywhere.


"I'd love to have stayed home today, but I might need those days for something else."

[jennysmurf]

Two people talking across the office about how, even though they're really sick, they didn't let it stop them from going anywhere.


"I'd love to have stayed home today, but I might need those days for something else."

Spray them with Lysol.

[Chigworthy]

Two people talking across the office about how, even though they're really sick, they didn't let it stop them from going anywhere.


"I'd love to have stayed home today, but I might need those days for something else."

These are precisely the kind of people I am always saying need to either have a boat oar smashed across the back of the head (the occipetal crest region) or have gill-slits cut in their neck and then have broken glass and feces put into the gills.

[realmenhatelife]

These are precisely the kind of people I am always saying need to either have a boat oar smashed across the back of the head (the occipetal crest region) or have gill-slits cut in their neck and then have broken glass and feces put into the gills.

They do occasionally send out emails that are very clearly directed at one person, but they have to copy everyone, talking about how important it is not to come to work if you're really really sick.

[jennysmurf]

These are precisely the kind of people I am always saying need to either have a boat oar smashed across the back of the head (the occipetal crest region) or have gill-slits cut in their neck and then have broken glass and feces put into the gills.

So violent. So very, very violent.

[spoon]

So violent. So very, very violent.

i like it

give him some of WF's automatic weapons

[keithy_19]

I'm a fuck load of pain at the moment. Pretty sure I'm going to "cure" it with a fuck load of beer.

[spoon]

I'm a fuck load of pain at the moment. Pretty sure I'm going to "cure" it with a fuck load of beer.

not when you stick the bottles up your ass keithy

that's what is CAUSING your pain silly

[keithy_19]

not when you stick the bottles up your ass keithy

that's what is CAUSING your pain silly

I sure am lacking in wisdom.

[PapaBear]

A girl I've known since we were in the first grade was in a horrifying accident last night. She and her father were stuck in construction traffic on Interstate 81, when a tractor trailer hit a Jeep, and the Jeep hit my friend's PT Cruiser. The Cruiser went airborne, and the Jeep burst into flames.

My friend's father (who must be at least 70) busted a window of the Jeep with his bare hands and saved a young teen in the front passenger seat. The teen in the back was alert but trapped. The woman driving (the mother of the teen who was saved) was conscious but disoriented. They were both burned to death as my friend and her father watched helplessly.

My friend and her father weren't hurt bad enough to go to the hospital, but I'm sure she's going to have some emotional scars. Especially having to hear the rescued boy scream for his mom as he was being pulled from the Jeep.

UPDATE: As predicted, my friend has had a very hard time dealing with this. Part of what she's doing to heal, is to tell the story as she saw it. She's also fighting to get the particular Jeep Grand Cherokee model involved, recalled. If you, or anyone you know, has a model 1993-2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee, you may want to read THIS (http://www.change.org/petitions/dot-and-nhtsa-save-innocent-families-from-burning-to-death-in-jeeps?fb_action_ids=4899936068671%2C4899782544833% 2C4899601780314%2C4899082087322%2C4898908842991&fb_action_types=change-org%3Arecruit&fb_ref=__FXslggmgRQ&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%224899936068671%22%3A581557035 192541%2C%224899782544833%22%3A581557035192541%2C% 224899601780314%22%3A581557035192541%2C%2248990820 87322%22%3A581557035192541%2C%224898908842991%22%3 A581557035192541%2C%224898680797290%22%3A581557035 192541%2C%224893521948322%22%3A581557035192541}&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=url_share&utm_campaign=url_share_before_sign).

[spoon]

UPDATE: As predicted, my friend has had a very hard time dealing with this. Part of what she's doing to heal, is to tell the story as she saw it. She's also fighting to get the particular Jeep Grand Cherokee model involved, recalled. If you, or anyone you know, has a model 1993-2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee, you may want to read THIS (http://www.change.org/petitions/dot-and-nhtsa-save-innocent-families-from-burning-to-death-in-jeeps?fb_action_ids=4899936068671%2C4899782544833% 2C4899601780314%2C4899082087322%2C4898908842991&fb_action_types=change-org%3Arecruit&fb_ref=__FXslggmgRQ&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%224899936068671%22%3A581557035 192541%2C%224899782544833%22%3A581557035192541%2C% 224899601780314%22%3A581557035192541%2C%2248990820 87322%22%3A581557035192541%2C%224898908842991%22%3 A581557035192541%2C%224898680797290%22%3A581557035 192541%2C%224893521948322%22%3A581557035192541}&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=url_share&utm_campaign=url_share_before_sign).

holy sad story man

when did this happen PB? not sure how I missed you posting this one

[PapaBear]

holy sad story man

when did this happen PB? not sure how I missed you posting this one
It happened on October 5, 2012.

[realmenhatelife]

I trimmed my nose hairs and now I just realized my nose hairs may have been the last thing that's kept me from getting sick this winter.

[spoon]

they are the true guardians

[keithy_19]

they are the true guardians

http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/rise-of-the-guardians8.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Doc Brown would make any attempt to conceal that he's from the future in Back to the Future 3. Why would he? There's no mental hospital. I just feel like every stupid old west thing someone said to you you'd scream in their face "no, you're wrong, I'm from the future."

[sailor]

I dont think Doc Brown would make any attempt to conceal that he's from the future in Back to the Future 3. Why would he? There's no mental hospital. I just feel like every stupid old west thing someone said to you you'd scream in their face "no, you're wrong, I'm from the future."

Ah, but there would be insane asylums which would be a much, much worse fate.

[Chigworthy]

I trimmed my nose hairs and now I just realized my nose hairs may have been the last thing that's kept me from getting sick this winter.

I've taken to the caveman method of just yanking them out and am becoming somewhat compulsive about it.

[deliciousV]

I've taken to the caveman method of just yanking them out and am becoming somewhat compulsive about it.

when you get my age that shit will go from being an obsession to being a career, those fuckers grow wild and fast, no way I could pluck them, mainly because it hurts and makes my eyes water, but also because it'd consume all of my time.

[keithy_19]

I dont think Doc Brown would make any attempt to conceal that he's from the future in Back to the Future 3. Why would he? There's no mental hospital. I just feel like every stupid old west thing someone said to you you'd scream in their face "no, you're wrong, I'm from the future."

But wouldn't him revealing he is from the future potentially impact the future? Which is interesting, because a bunch of things happened in that movie and the world didn't really seem to give a fuck.

[ozzie]

when you get my age that shit will go from being an obsession to being a career, those fuckers grow wild and fast, no way I could pluck them, mainly because it hurts and makes my eyes water, but also because it'd consume all of my time.

I tried one of those "trimmers", and all it did was yank them out in bunches.

My eyes are watering just remembering the horror.

Oh and...

... but also because I'd consume them all the time.

...is how I first read it.

[deliciousV]

I tried one of those "trimmers", and all it did was yank them out in bunches.

My eyes are watering just remembering the horror.

Oh and...



...is how I first read it.

nice job reading between the lines.

I bought a trimmer from Walmart that cost like 10 bucks, better than any I've had before, and I know what yoou mean, I've had them yank the hairs out before, it was unpleasant.

[keithy_19]

Being old must be hard.

[deliciousV]

Being old must be hard.

I don't consider myself "old" until my next birthday, but it's true that as I've gotten older some things have become more difficult, but other things become easier.

[keithy_19]

I don't consider myself "old" until my next birthday, but it's true that as I've gotten older some things have become more difficult, but other things become easier.

Peeing and telling folksy stories?

[deliciousV]

Peeing and telling folksy stories?

that pretty much sums it up

[keithy_19]

I'm an outgoing guy in person yet painfully shy on the phone.

[spoon]

oh you!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X1YKpDAoOVI/Sn0X7yswj8I/AAAAAAAAA6I/Zv_3rPGp6-A/s400/stinkeye.jpg

[spankyfrank]

Pure Music

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[jennysmurf]

Peeing and telling folksy stories?

:laugh:

[keithy_19]

Pure Music

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I played the video and didn't hear anything. I thought you were tricking me but turns out the sound was down.

I forget who did it, but some composer did an entire symphony of silence. Which is terrible and I don't know why anyone would pay money to be in an auditorium with no noise.

[razorboy]

I forget who did it, but some composer did an entire symphony of silence.

John Cage did 4'33". He considered it more of a social experiment via performance piece than an actual composition. Any musical content was contributed by ambient noise and the reaction of the audience. It infuriated people in the '50s, but its background and concept and the reactions it elicited are actually pretty interesting.

[keithy_19]

John Cage did 4'33". He considered it more of a social experiment via performance piece than an actual composition. Any musical content was contributed by ambient noise and the reaction of the audience. It infuriated people in the '50s, but its background and concept and the reactions it elicited are actually pretty interesting.

Yes.That was the guy. I actually downloaded a copy of it. Which was incredibly pointless.

[spankyfrank]

Another guy who infuriated audiences was George Antheil. His claim to fam was a piece called Ballet Mechanique.

Gotta love classic music riots.

[keithy_19]

Another guy who infuriated audiences was George Antheil. His claim to fam was a piece called Ballet Mechanique.

Gotta love classic music riots.

People gotta riot about something.

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I hate art films but I enjoy the music, even if it is pretty exhausting to listen to.

[keithy_19]

I remember taking a music appreciation classic when I was in high school and on the first day of class the teacher played some type of music which was just violins playing incredibly sharp, shrieking notes. I have no clue what the piece was called but I've always wanted to find it again. Not that it's enjoyable at all, but just to see if I'm remembering it correctly.

[CountryBob]

uggggh - just had my heart ripped out of my chest with the chick Ive been seeing for the past few months. The old "we are better as friends" bullshit.
Been a long time since this has happened to me - glad to see that heartache hasnt changed a bit - its a motherfucker.:down:

Well in other news Im single again ladies - Ive got all me teeth and excellent credit. holla

[PapaBear]

So, do you keep these teeth in a jar, or something?

Sorry, bro.

[CountryBob]

So, do you keep these teeth in a jar, or something?

Sorry, bro.

Ha - good one! Keeping my teeth in a jar sounds like a really bad bluegrass song

[jennysmurf]

uggggh - just had my heart ripped out of my chest with the chick Ive been seeing for the past few months. The old "we are better as friends" bullshit.
Been a long time since this has happened to me - glad to see that heartache hasnt changed a bit - its a motherfucker.:down:

Well in other news Im single again ladies - Ive got all me teeth and excellent credit. holla

Don't forget to mention that you have health insurance. That's what really gets the ladies going nowadays. Also, sorry about being friendzoned. I've been there many times, I'm afraid.:down:

[PapaBear]

Don't forget to mention that you have health insurance. That's what really gets the ladies going nowadays.
Keep you hands off my HSA!!! :nono:

[jennysmurf]

Keep you hands off my HSA!!! :nono:

Oh whatever, Papatease! I know you've friendzoned me!

[PapaBear]

I just did my Federal taxes with TurboTax. I've always been impressed with how easy and accurate it is. I did notice one error with it this year. When it comes to paying for it, they said this...

Pay with your refund - And get an e-mail when your refund is on its way

If you don't want to user a credit card, we can deduct the fees from your federal tax refund and have the balance of your refund deposited directly to you bank account

How do you "user" a credit card?

[jennysmurf]

I just did my Federal taxes with TurboTax. I've always been impressed with how easy and accurate it is. I did notice one error with it this year. When it comes to paying for it, they said this...



How do you "user" a credit card?

Give me your credit card number and I'll show you.

[PapaBear]

Give me your credit card number and I'll show you.
8675309

[PapaBear]

See what I did there? Jenny... You got my number! I slay me.

[jennysmurf]

See what I did there? Jenny... You got my number! I slay me.

You're lucky that I just took cold medicine and am too loopy to slap you.

[keithy_19]

You're lucky that I just took cold medicine and am too loopy to slap you.

Cold medicine is wonderful.

[realmenhatelife]

uggggh - just had my heart ripped out of my chest with the chick Ive been seeing for the past few months. The old "we are better as friends" bullshit.
Been a long time since this has happened to me - glad to see that heartache hasnt changed a bit - its a motherfucker.:down:

Well in other news Im single again ladies - Ive got all me teeth and excellent credit. holla

Eat a whole pizza. Oh, and it's another 24 hours of free leach on empornium so load up and hunker down.

[keithy_19]

Eat a whole pizza. Oh, and it's another 24 hours of free leach on empornium so load up and hunker down.

Porn and pizza. They should really make a porno that somehow incorporates the two.

[razorboy]

Porn and pizza. They should really make a porno that somehow incorporates the two.

Right. Because no porn ever starts with a lonely housewife and a pizza delivery.

[deliciousV]

Porn and pizza. They should really make a porno that somehow incorporates the two.

great band name though

[keithy_19]

great band name though

Sounds like it'd be a bay area punk band.

[keithy_19]

Right. Because no porn ever starts with a lonely housewife and a pizza delivery.

I wouldn't know. I don't watch porn.

[jennysmurf]

I wouldn't know. I don't watch porn.

Who's got Keithy in the .net death poll? Cause lightning gonna strike him!

[deliciousV]

Who's got Keithy in the .net death poll? Cause lightning gonna strike him!

who doesn't?

[jennysmurf]

who doesn't?

:laugh:Poor Keithy.

[keithy_19]

:laugh:Poor Keithy.

My constant headache and fatigue is probably not realated to any of this.

[jennysmurf]

My constant headache and fatigue is probably not realated to any of this.

No, no, it's fine. Just fine.

[jennysmurf]

Hey, Keithy, which thread did you and Papabear talk about slow computer issues? I want to use the site he recommended to clean up my hard drive.

[keithy_19]

Hey, Keithy, which thread did you and Papabear talk about slow computer issues? I want to use the site he recommended to clean up my hard drive.

Hmm. I forget. Maybe somewhere in the "basement"? I have a terrible memory.

[jennysmurf]

Hmm. I forget. Maybe somewhere in the "basement"? I have a terrible memory.

Good thing you're cute.

[keithy_19]

Good thing you're cute.

I try. Also, stop watching the porn.

[jennysmurf]

I try. Also, stop watching the porn.

You know you're all the porn I need. :wink: I found it in the thread you started about having memory problems (the computer kind).

[keithy_19]

You know you're all the porn I need. :wink: I found it in the thread you started about having memory problems (the computer kind).

Nice:thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

Nice:thumbup:

I installed the two things Papabear recommended, and they're awesome! Papabear is more than just a pretty face!

[spoon]

I installed the two things Papabear recommended, and they're awesome! Papabear is more than just a pretty face!

a fat ass too?

[keithy_19]

I'm moody.

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[jennysmurf]

a fat ass too?

Oh you.:tongue:

[keithy_19]

That King of the Nerds show is kind of depressing.

[spoon]

That King of the Nerds show is kind of depressing.

why wouldn't it be?

so is the big bang theory and anyone who thinks it's funny

[keithy_19]

why wouldn't it be?

so is the big bang theory and anyone who thinks it's funny

:down:

[spoon]

:down:

see, you're depressed!

cheer up and watch a show where a vagina isn't a prerequisite!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Porn and pizza. They should really make a porno that somehow incorporates the two.

Speaking of porn.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html

[keithy_19]

Speaking of porn.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html

He depresses me too.

[sailor]

I've randomly heard live & let die four times in the past two weeks and it's been years since I'd heard it before that.