Random Thoughts

[StupidGirlllll]

Post your random thoughts here.

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Hmm..I wonder is Moe really ever liked Bacon as much as he said he did..

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[walking joint]

i wonder if Moe posts will ever stop

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[StupidGirlllll]

HMM i WONDER WHY IT SNOWS IN THE WINTER & WE HAVE THUNDER STORMS IN THE SUMMER...HMM

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[JohnnyCash]

I like Elvis Costello.

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[Tazz]

I have to pee.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I thought you liked Johnny Cash..

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[Tall_James]

I am bored at my new job.


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[walking joint]

i am bored at my same old job

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[Ndugu]

the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain


"Puffy Vag"

[StupidGirlllll]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..

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[JohnnyCash]

I thought you liked Johnny Cash..


I like Elvis Costello, I love Johnny Cash!

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[Hottub]

Tickle the Tuna, baby!

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[StupidGirlllll]

No, that to me is a bigger tease..Nothing like the feeling of a real man..

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Is this supposed to be a game or a sport?

How to I win?

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[Tall_James]

As a real man, I can verify that.


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[StupidGirlllll]

Its whatever you want it to be..just use your imagination well baby....

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[reeshy]

I'm a real man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Freakshow]

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Sadly, I am not

[mikeyboy]

Tall_James, as a real man, can verify that there is nothing like the feel of a real man. Hmmmmm. Does his wife know about his double life?

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[Hottub]

I was thinking the same thing. What's up James? Or was it that "prison thing" you told me not to tell anybody about.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder if Electric Sex is really happy with his name change.............

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[Tall_James]

I was referring to the feeling of satisfaction derived from viewing the adequately humorous comedy vehicle starring the late, great John Ritter and James Belushi - "Real Men"

You people are sick.




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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[PeteSchwetty]

I wonder why we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.....

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[Freakshow]

Food Goes in here.
It sure does.

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<br> You're saying drink me? But i'm in the middle of a trial.

[Justice4all]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..




.....and in other news...Hundreds of men gather in Trenton to celebrate 4 months of sanity.....

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Justice4all]

I was referring to the feeling of satisfaction derived from viewing the adequately humorous comedy vehicle starring the late, great John Ritter and James Belushi - "Real Men"

You people are sick.





Nice try James.....
Funny movie...but nice try.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Freakshow]

I wonder why we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.....

[beavis voice] Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? After all, you're not taking it anywhere [/beavis voice]

[StupidGirlllll]

.....and in other news...Hundreds of men gather in Trenton to celebrate 4 months of sanity.....
.

Hmm Wonders why only 1 person showed up to his New Years Eve Party..he must have lots of people on his hit list....

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[JohnnyCash]

I ran out of printer ink.

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[Justice4all]

Hmm Wonders why only 1 person showed up to his New Years Eve Party..he must have lots of people on his hit list....




*aims the rifle carefully*
Steady....Streeeeaaaaaady.......almost in range.....
*chuckles*

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[JohnnyCash]

and 70s soul music is great.

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[Justice4all]

P.S. *psssssst* Stupid Chick....it's called a joke....you know...millions of years ago when madkind was feeling sad (makes a sad face) they wanted to be happy (makes a happy face) so they invented humor...and so on and so on......

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[mikeyboy]

I got a new laptop for work, and I'm wasting time loading lots of CDs onto it.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I randomly think sometimes.......

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[Tall_James]

"Oobi" on Noggin is possibly one of the creepier kids shows out there.

That being said, I enjoy watching it with my kids!


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[StupidGirlllll]

An even creepier one was on Nick @ Nite last night..It was with Whoopi Goldberg & she was the mayor of some town..Its a kids show & is really weird.

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[Tall_James]

Anything with Whoopi Goldberg is creepy. She looks more and more like the Predator everyday.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Freakshow]

Maybe it's just me, but that Wiggles show creeps me out. And that one where the train or plane have human faces. But maybe that's just me.

[SuperClerk]

I like a shady tree. What's the matter with me. Ho Hum.

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Potvin doesn't suck.

[mikeyboy]

This one?

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea ..even those Slim Fast commercial make you scared to loose weight.

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[Freakshow]

Yeah that's the one.

[FUNKMAN]

my mind can often be a complete blank

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[high fly]

Chicken or beef flavor Rice-A-Roni tonight?

" and they ask me why I drink"
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[mdr55]

Damn!!! I was going to start a thread with "Things that make you go Hmmmm..."

StupidGirllll and Crazy Clare's Molly Ringwalds' sig pics always confuse me.



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[bigbaldirish]

No i don't have a girlfriend, but i know someone that would be REALLY mad if i said it.

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[Hottub]

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[West Side Claire]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..



And here I was thinking you were a virgin all this time.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

i need a new porno tape.

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[MattyBronx]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..

Dammit, I always miss the good stuff. I gotta stop doing work at work.


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[MattyBronx]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..

So if I help SG break her dry spell, that's not cheating right? I mean, I'm just helping a friend out through a rough time.


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[West Side Claire]

Biscuit.

What a strange sounding word...never liked it

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[Hottub]

I have not had sex in 4 Mths...I forgot what it feels like & I think I stopped missing it..


"Hey, Stupidgirlll. I'll make you see God!"

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[StupidGirlllll]

Hmmm.sometimes I think aloud......

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[StupidGirlllll]

So if I help SG break her dry spell, that's not cheating right? I mean, I'm just helping a friend out through a rough time.


Depends on what you look like..I am so picky..LOL

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[mdr55]

I always wondered if StupidGirllll looks like Molly Ringwald in her sig pic.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I have a nice pic of me & ronnie somewhere...

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[MattyBronx]

Depends on what you look like..I am so picky..LOL

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[mdr55]

I have a nice pic of me & ronnie somewhere...


I know. I got one too. But that doesn't make me a stalker does it???

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[StupidGirlllll]

Very Nice Matty...I always wanted to do it with a toon...

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[Hottub]

I've done it w/ a toon...
It aint all that

(except Jessica Rabbit turned me down, that may have been aw-ight





My Junk:

It took a game warden to tag it, and a mule team to drag it!

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[MattyBronx]

Very Nice Matty...I always wanted to do it with a toon...

You just can't tell my animated wife :-)


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[East Side Dave]

What would Don Knots' eyes do if I strangled him with Christmas lights?

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[East Side Dave]

Why are animals always laughing at me behind my back?

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[mikeyboy]

Don Knotts' last name has two Ts.

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[East Side Dave]

Is Alice from the Brady Bunch still alive?

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[East Side Dave]

I sure wish I had some anti-fingerprint spray...

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[East Side Dave]

Don Knotts' last name has two Ts.


I wonder what Mikey's eyes would do if I took some Christmas lights...

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[FUNKMAN]

Little Jack Horner Picked A Peck And Pulled A Plum

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[East Side Dave]

I like commercials where inanimate objects come to life like that one where the guy opens the fridge and the sandwich starts talking to him...

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[FUNKMAN]

i wonder whats harder, a stone or a piece of petrified wood...

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[East Side Dave]

Do you think Hitler was ticklish?

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[MizzleTizzle]

Spoon

Giraffe

Dick Gephardt

Marloboro Lights

The G Phrygian Scale

25-10 Pats Win

just below the surface of what we might call our ordinary lives lie riches

[East Side Dave]

I betcha poodles wouldn't taste very good.

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[East Side Dave]

Seabisquit was a pussy.

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[East Side Dave]

How tall was Nate "Tiny" Archibald? If he was anything over 26 inches we should give him a new nickname.

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[FUNKMAN]

does the devil sweat?

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[East Side Dave]

When will humans grow a tail? I'm tired of waitin'.

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[FUNKMAN]

if you jumped in but got 'right out', would the lava burn you?

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[East Side Dave]

Did Benjamin Franklin ever contract rabes?

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[mikeyboy]

Whatever happened to Jackie Earl Haley?

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[East Side Dave]

I betcha George Burns could have bitten the head off a chicken if he wanted to...

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[mikeyboy]

Where is Quinn Cummings today?

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[East Side Dave]

And what the fuck was the Domino's Noid? Was he real?

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[FUNKMAN]

do marshmallows scream when you put them in hot chocolate?

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[East Side Dave]

Hell, I'd bang Blair, Jo, Tootie, aw hell, throw in Natalie, too...

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[East Side Dave]

Are nuns allowed to kill?

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[FUNKMAN]

i just can't wait for that...

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[Melrapuo]

I wonder if Armageddon will occur when pigs actually do learn how to fly.

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[East Side Dave]

Why hasn't Polpot gotten his own stamp yet?

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[East Side Dave]

Could my car run on Dr. Pepper and just who was Doctor Pepper anyway I didn't think peppers needed doctors...

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[FUNKMAN]

Please do not kill slugs using salt. This is a terrible way to die! The thick goo you see on the slug after salt is put on the body is actually the fluid or blood of a slug that rushes to the skin's surface to dilute the salt

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[East Side Dave]

God is it funny when you see a deer sneezing...

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[Melrapuo]

Please do not kill slugs using salt. This is a terrible way to die! The thick goo you see on the slug after salt is put on the body is actually the fluid or blood of a slug that rushes to the skin's surface to dilute the salt

Alcohol kills them too.

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[East Side Dave]

What if Madonna turned out to be a man this whole time?

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[East Side Dave]

Blind people are so easy to scare!

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[West Side Claire]

You know, bunnies really are the cutest animals by far.

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[FUNKMAN]

was Jackie Robinson really Polish?

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[Melrapuo]

Yea. Hamsters are way cuter.

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

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[East Side Dave]

I thought I heard Cindy Lauper used to drown people...

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[FUNKMAN]

do werewolves ever fight dinosaurs?

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[East Side Dave]

Dynamite makes for a great birthday present!

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[MizzleTizzle]

If you take the Rolling Stones Album, Sticky Fingers, and put in on your turntable, and play track 3 backwards, it will really fuck up your needle.

just below the surface of what we might call our ordinary lives lie riches

[West Side Claire]

Drowning only happens to dummies who can't swim.

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[East Side Dave]

Did Cain and Abel ever play Monopoly?

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[mdr55]

Do they really make Arizona Ice Tea in Arizona??

Are Idaho potatoes really from Idaho?

Does Poland Springs really get their water from a spring?

And if Woody had gone to the police, this would have never have happened?

Why did Popeye and Brutus(or Bruto) always fight over Olive Oil who was shaped like a broomstick???

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[East Side Dave]

Jelly bugs me...

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[East Side Dave]

Enrest Hemingway was probably great at marbles...

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[JohnnyCash]

Delta Airlines sucks.

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[MattyBronx]

Earthworms secretly wish they had arms.


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[MattyBronx]

If you're from Florida and you don't like the hot weather, do you spend your summers in Buffalo?


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[MattyBronx]

If Superman had appendicitis, how would they take it out?


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[mikeyboy]

babies are stupid

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[MattyBronx]

Polar bears eat mostly seals. But ya gotta figure they get the occasional hankering for eskimo ribs. No?


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[JohnnyCash]

MASH is my favorite TV show.

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[JohnnyCash]

Alan Alda is cool.

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[smiler grogan]

wheres that mole character?

[JohnnyCash]

I dont like horses.

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[smiler grogan]

If ifs and buts are candy and nuts

[MattyBronx]

If I had the money I'd buy a tank. I couldn't drive as fast, but no one would have the balls to ride my ass.


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[MattyBronx]

If grasshoppers carried guns, I don't think birds would fuck with them.


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[MattyBronx]

Walt Disney was hell-bent on conquering the world.


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[MattyBronx]

Men are obsessed with sex because, well, we like it.

A lot.


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[mikeyboy]

I wonder if I could chew through a human leg with my teeth...

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[MattyBronx]

Little known but true fact: Ernie & Bert met while serving together on the USS Constellation during the war in Vietnam.


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[JohnnyCash]

I hate flying. Id rather drive.

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[DJEvelEd]

I fucked your mom. That was MY Dirty Sanchez she kissed you with XOXO

ADF Presents:
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[bigbaldirish]

a man should never wear womens undergarments, because lacey panties were never meant to touch male genitalia

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

is there like a leotard under Iron Man's metal suit?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i hate lima beans. Always have, always will

[JohnnyCash]

stamps taste bad.

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[Hottub]

I love Worchestershire sauce on my fries.

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

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[PeteSchwetty]

I love the smell of gasoline......and big fat magic markers

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[StupidGirlllll]

I like waffles for breakfast, but sometimes I will make a taylor ham & cheese sandwich.

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[East Side Dave]

I wish John Williams and Danny Elfman would get in a boxing match...

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder how long it would take to walk around a NYC block 5 times in a row.

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[East Side Dave]

What's pool chalk made from?

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[HarborHound]

I know it's only 10 but can I go home now.

yo man former CAPO

[nellie]

wonder if i can get my ranger to lvl 56 with one more ldon.

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[DJEvelEd]

Who is the better "Sabata":

Yul Brenner or Lee Van Cleef?

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[StupidGirlllll]

I sometimes ponder why did the chicken really need to cross that road?

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[Furtherman]

What if we already died and this is some kind of purgatory?

Who did I lend my copy of "Ice Pirates" to?



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[East Side Dave]

Chicklets lose their flavor too quick.....come to think of it, so do pigeons...

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[Jack_Doff]

I wonder sometimes if when I get an incorrect password message, did I really type in the wrong thing, or is there someone at AOL or wherever messing with me?

[StupidGirlllll]

why do people drink coffee do they really enjoy it?

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[Iamnotatool]

I wonder if Moe has Moe Better Blues

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Iamnotatool]

I havent had sex with Stupidgirlll in 4 months, and I don't miss it.




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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Jennitalia]

i havent had sex in months. i dont miss it

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[StupidGirlllll]

I never had sex with iamatool, why do people start such rumors?

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[JPMNICK]

Its costs a lot of money to buy a house

[Iamnotatool]

Stupidgirlll lies, and she digs anal.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[StupidGirlllll]

It also cost a pretty penny to purchase sneakers now adays.

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[StupidGirlllll]

O yea if you are ref to the time I strapped 1 on & gave it to you... I did enjoy that..O BTW did the bleeding stop, since you where the 1 that insisted on using the biggest 1 they had.

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[Iamnotatool]

Very true, and yes, I've scabbed up nicely, thanks for your concern. I thought the salt you dumped on my ass was a nice touch.




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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[StupidGirlllll]

Yea sorry about that..But when I meant I never wanted to see you again I meant it. & I thought by leaving a little hurt behind you would never want to contact me again..



StupidGirlllll's......plan worked.

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[Iamnotatool]

It only turned me on that much more. I'll be waiting outside your window tonite.



Miss you.

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[KC2OSO]

Why did they put the ocean so close to the beach?

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[StupidGirlllll]

why don't people just leave me alone.

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[Iamnotatool]

Why do fools fall in love?

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[StupidGirlllll]

i wonder at times if there is life on other planets..& if there is do they call us the aliens or do they have their own word to describe us?

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[JohnnyCash]

Staples is better than Office Max.

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[Ndugu]

i like monmouth county also midtown smells like pretzels and garbage

"Puffy Vag"

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[StupidGirlllll]

Are drugs really bad as every1 told you they are.

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[East Side Dave]

There's a limes disease. How come no lemons disease?

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[East Side Dave]

They weren't really Ghostbusters, were they? They were more like Ghostcapturers, weren't they...

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[StupidGirlllll]

ESD, I try to do the icon thing on all my posts now..

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[MizzleTizzle]

why is it dark out a night

i just had peanut butter

chunky

ever notice that newt gingrich looks just like chucky from childs play

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[East Side Dave]

ESD, I try to do the icon thing on all my posts now..


That's because you're in the Topic Icons Confederation Of Champions (or the T.I.C.O.C.)with me and a few others! And on a sidenote, does anyone else think of gerbils when they hear the name Goebels? Do you think his men thought of gerbils whe they heard his name, too?

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[PeteSchwetty]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[East Side Dave]

I think I'll name my first kid Chewbacca...

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wish it was 9:30, so I can watch my new favorite show..Happy Family on NBC, then after that I am hopeing to stay up to watch The Real Worl San Diego, with only 1 black guy on it. I think he is cool he is oj from Paterson.

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[monsterone]

can't afford a joke book past 1932 either, eh?


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[East Side Dave]

Does it get any better than laying on a hammock in the summer and having a dwarf feed you lemonade and address you as Captain-Man?

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[StupidGirlllll]

I went to the movies in the Newport Mall in Jersey City this weekend & get thisn they have a self serve topping for your popcorn. They used to charge you $0.50 xtra for it now they are giving it away. You should of seen that grease spot on my pants leg after eating that popcorn. Hey if it free I am using as much as I can.

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[East Side Dave]

I'm always forgetting Cat Stevens' new name...

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[StupidGirlllll]

I can not wait to go home to make a taylor ham & cheese sandwich on toasted bread.

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[East Side Dave]

Someone should invent a jonathan taylor thomas sandwich...

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[KC2OSO]

The Rip Taylor sandwich is big meat between two gay buns.

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[East Side Dave]

The Lawrence Taylor sandwich is salami and crack

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[Tall_James]

East Side Dave makes life bearable.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[East Side Dave]

The President Zachary Taylor sandwich is turkey and gastroentiritis.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I always liked the word swell, spoken with a lispy tone tho.

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[East Side Dave]

Marvin Hagler would look funny with a blonde afro...

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[Hottub]

Buy more windshield washer fluid.

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[East Side Dave]

This old woman sitting next to me in the library right now is clearly insane. She's gotta be in her '70's and she's looking for Royal Rumble tickets. I'd also like to add that it's sad that I'm spying on her.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Go loom down her shirt.

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[East Side Dave]

Carly Simon could bite through steel...

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[East Side Dave]

Go loom down her shirt.


That's not proper.

However, I've dropped change on the ground like John Candy in Splash several times to get a good look at those gams and above! Yeeeehhhhaaaww!!

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[East Side Dave]

If puppies could fly we'd probably have more bite marks on our ears...

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[Bestinshow]

why do people press up and down when they wait for an elevator? Do they think the elevator will hurry if people want to go in both directions?

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[Bestinshow]

Why is it that nobody is happy unless someone gets hurt?

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[Bestinshow]

Whoever thought of putting wet nuts on ice cream?

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[JohnnyCash]

i hate wearing a tie.

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[JohnnyCash]

my car needs an oil change

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder who decided it was the humns that get to live in houses & the animals het to stay outside?>

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[Iamnotatool]

he is cool he is oj from Paterson



Only because OJ from Brentwood got denied entrance.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[HarborHound]

maybe I will have fish for dinner

yo man former CAPO

[Bestinshow]

Instead of a paperless office I am going to try a brainless office.

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[JohnnyCash]

im so cold.


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[StupidGirlllll]

Its almost time for me to go home.Tomorow is Chinese New Year I wonder if I will get out early?

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[Iamnotatool]

I wonder if StupidGirrlll is Chinese.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[StupidGirlllll]

No I just work fopr Chinese..I wonder what DJEVELED did to go on vacation.

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[furie]

very little these days.


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[KC2OSO]

My gal has a ten ton pussy and a rubber ass-hole.

http://www.njmikec.com/Fester1.jpg

[furie]

mom?


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[bigbaldirish]

still wondering who would win in a fight, a silverback gorilla or a polar bear

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www.societyofmyera.50megs.com (http://www.societyofmyera.50megs.com)

[KC2OSO]

yes, I meant my mom

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[Iamnotatool]

I think a silverback gorilla was on my porch with some fishing string last night, trying to tie one on.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[MattyBronx]

There are only two reasons I couldn't live in India:
1 - I've already survived one cold war and I don't wanna go through that again.
2 - I don't want to have to use my black market connections just to get a cheeseburger.


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[East Side Dave]

It's be so cool if human tears were purple...

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Big Ass Mafia

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[East Side Dave]

When I look at the sun and then a flashflight and then the sun again my eyes get tingly...

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Big Ass Mafia

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[TheMojoPin]

There are only two reasons I couldn't live in India

I've got one...

It's India. And I'm me.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[JohnnyCash]

Jessica Simpson should lay down under a train.

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[East Side Dave]

Does anyone else get Tom Smothers and the teacher from "Boy Meets World" confused?

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Big Ass Mafia

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[Iamnotatool]

Jessica simpson should lay down in front of my cock and balls.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[East Side Dave]

Pencils aren't as tasty as you would think...

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Big Ass Mafia

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[East Side Dave]

If I lost the sense of touch the first thing I'd do is I'd put my hand on my cousin's barbed-wired and thumb-tacked scultpure of Gargamel...

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Big Ass Mafia

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[East Side Dave]

Any way to avoid breathing? In- out- in- out-........it's fucking boring!!!

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[billyio]

Will the Groundhog see its shadow?

See Ya!

[Bill From Yorktown]

If it wasnt for the horse, I wouldnt have spent that year in college.....














wait for it






bang - dead

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[mikeyboy]

http://cab.student-org.drexel.edu/lewis_black.jpg

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[East Side Dave]

If I could post pictures I'd post a photo of some raisins on the left and a photo of Katylina's skin irritation on the right and underneath I'd write The Grapes Of Rash and chuckle really quickly until my neighbors finally asked me not to break into their house and use their computer anymore...

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[JohnnyCash]

Id like a mullet. The good ol' kentucky waterfall.

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[Green Lantern]

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

http://hometown.aol.com/greenlantern1230/images/2lantern.gif

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[monsterone]

do people really think seinfeld is a good show?

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

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[JohnnyCash]

Im happy Friends is ending. That show sucks.

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[JohnnyCash]

I wanna drive down to Atlantic City now and play some roulette.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Id like a mullet. The good ol' kentucky waterfall.



Dont forget the rat tail - the thinnest of the mullet family

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[2ndChance]

I must learn to control myself.

Why won't they realize that I have turned over a new leaf for 2004? So many others have gotten so many chances here, all I am asking for is my 2nd Chance.

[Furtherman]

The thimble is in my ear.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[Freakshow]

If it wasnt for the horse, I wouldnt have spent that year in college.....

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(I had a rat tail when I was in the second grade. I can't for the life of my figure out why. I guess that what happens when you grow up in a town affectionatly referred to as Fredneck.)

[StupidGirlllll]

When I went home last night, I did not get a chance to make my sndwich so I made it this morning & brought it in form lunch.

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[Jennitalia]

I wanna drive down to Atlantic City now and play some roulette.


I just spent the weekend in Atlantic City playing blackjack. That part was fun.

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[East Side Dave]

Peeling skin off takes too much time...

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[HarborHound]

i really like meatloaf. the food not the singer.

yo man former CAPO

[East Side Dave]

I wish jolly ranchers grew on us...

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[StupidGirlllll]

If meatloaf is just a big hamburger, why can't it be called that?

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[Iamnotatool]

I make meatloaf that is in the shape of a football, using ketchup as laces. I'm the coolest.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Furtherman]

You know when the good guy is chasing the bad guy through the kitchen and they knock over the waiter with a tray full of dishes?

I want to be that waiter.

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[Iamnotatool]

I want ESD to break into my home.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[HarborHound]

why does hamburger in different shapes have different names ......i.e. salsbury steak

yo man former CAPO

[StupidGirlllll]

2Nd Chance is already on vacation after onlt 10 posts..That name must be an alias.

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[Jennitalia]

im leaving work early today so i can go drinking with my friend in nyc. hope i get some.

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[Justice4all]

I wanna drive down to Atlantic City now and play some roulette.


I just spent the weekend in Atlantic City playing blackjack. That part was fun.




Yea well I might be going to Foxwoods this weekend for the 1st. time ever. Blackjack tables here I come.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Jennitalia]

Last time I was at Foxwoods, they only had $25 table minimums. Mohegan Sun has BJ Bonanza!

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[mikeyboy]

BJ Bonanza!


That's what I thought was supposed to happen if the Yankees won the Series.

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[Jennitalia]

That's right, Mikey. Sadly, though, the Yankees blew it, and therefore I didn't :(

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[Justice4all]

Last time I was at Foxwoods, they only had $25 table minimums. Mohegan Sun has BJ Bonanza!



So if I want to play BJ then I should actually consider Mohegan over Foxwoods? Thanks Jenn. Helps to know! I think I am going to make you my official BJ scout. If I have not been to a casino and you have...you have to scout them out for me.

Oh yea...if you are in Vegas...Bellagio is NOT good for BJ....but the Paris and Bally's is..I had alot of fun at those casinos...won 350-400 there and lost 125 at Bellagio.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Iamnotatool]

Sadly indeed. About the BJ's, not the Yankees

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Justice4all]

That's right, Mikey. Sadly, though, the Yankees blew it, and therefore I didn't :(



Yea but you saved many months of lockjaw there Jenn. So it is a good thing too.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.