Random Thoughts

[PapaBear]

There's something I don't understand about Storage Wars. I get that you want to win the bidding on a unit that you want. That's logical. But why do they act like they need to try to screw over the other bidders by jacking up the price of a unit you don't really want? Why do they want to make sure certain bidders don't win any of them that day? What is there to personally gain from that? Is it something that happens in the real world, or is it just a made up thing that they do for the show?

[jennysmurf]

There's something I don't understand about Storage Wars. I get that you want to win the bidding on a unit that you want. That's logical. But why do they act like they need to try to screw over the other bidders by jacking up the price of a unit you don't really want? Why do they want to make sure certain bidders don't win any of them that day? What is there to personally gain from that? Is it something that happens in the real world, or is it just a made up thing that they do for the show?

I think there are jerks out there who do it for kicks, but I bet most of it is done for added drama in the show.

[StanUpshaw]

It's mind games. The big players are asserting dominance. If you can establish to your competition that they're going to have to pay through the nose for whatever they want, it's going to make them think twice about bidding. "Is this guy really interested, or is he just making me waste my money again?"

Plus, if you can get someone to spend more of their money on a locker you don't want, that's less they can bid against you on a prized locker.

Do you get mad when they bluff in poker?

[PapaBear]

I don't play poker.
The only non ebya auction I've been involved in, I bid what I was willing to bid on what I wanted. I got most of what I wanted. I didn't give a shit about what happened to anyone else.

[keithy_19]

I don't play poker.
The only non ebya auction I've been involved in, I bid what I was willing to bid on what I wanted. I got most of what I wanted. I didn't give a shit about what happened to anyone else.

You're an animal.

[keithy_19]

I sent a girl a message on okcupid and was self depricating in it and realized that she has no clue that I have a dry self-loathing sense of humor. I just come off like I hate myself (kind of true but not very sexy).

[PapaBear]

I sent a girl a message on okcupid and was self depricating in it and realized that she has no clue that I have a dry self-loathing sense of humor. I just come off like I hate myself (kind of true but not very sexy).
Narrow your search preferences to include only dominatrices.

[Chigworthy]

Narrow your search preferences to include only dominatrices.

If dominatrices is actually the correct spelling, I conclude that you have extensive experience with dominatrixes.

[PapaBear]

If dominatrices is actually the correct spelling, I conclude that you have extensive experience with dominatrixes.

dom·i·na·trix (dhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/obreve.gifmhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/lprime.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gif-nhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.giftrhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ibreve.gifks)n. pl. dom·i·na·trix·es or dom·i·na·tri·ces (-nhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.giftrhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ibreve.gif-shttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/emacr.gifzhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/lprime.gif, -nhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gif-trhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/imacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifshttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/emacr.gifz)

Tomato-Potato

[Chigworthy]

Tomato-Potato

You would know you kinky bastard.

[PapaBear]

You would know you kinky bastard.

http://i28.lulzimg.com/a48e5fb18a.jpg

[keithy_19]

She responded clearly because she pities me.

[keithy_19]

How does the lady on the Miracle Slippers commercial know what walking on a cloud feels like? I imagine you'd just fall through and die.

[realmenhatelife]

The best part about storage wars is when they say shit like "50,000 books, that's worth 25k" As if you can sell that many books in your thrift store.

[realmenhatelife]

God I hate Chuck Klosterman.

[sailor]

The best part about storage wars is when they say shit like "50,000 books, that's worth 25k" As if you can sell that many books in your thrift store.

You can probably sell in bulk to a large reseller like MBS (when I worked for B&N we sold trucks of books to them that we bought back from students).

Edit: apparently here going by MBS Direct now, if you wanted to look them up.

[realmenhatelife]

You can probably sell in bulk to a large reseller like MBS (when I worked for B&N we sold trucks of books to them that we bought back from students).

Edit: apparently here going by MBS Direct now, if you wanted to look them up.

Yeah but he's not going to get .50 a book for mouldering paperbacks he found in a storage locker. It's the kind of fleamarket stuff you do 'fill a bag for a dollar.'

The other good think is if they speculate on price the speculated price will get added to their total.

[spoon]

How does the lady on the Miracle Slippers commercial know what walking on a cloud feels like? I imagine you'd just fall through and die.


Not according to ny's own, michael kay!

[weekapaugjz]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[jennysmurf]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What's up, Big Cat?

[weekapaugjz]

What's up, Big Cat?

way too fucking much. incompetency all around!

[keithy_19]

God I hate Chuck Klosterman.

Why's that friend?

[disneyspy]

those people from the 4G phone commercials have to be a bunch of clark kents getting all those gifts in oh so 28 seconds ago

[Melk]

those people from the 4G phone commercials have to be a bunch of clark kents getting all those gifts in oh so 28 seconds ago
Well, it isn't the AT&T 4G Network streaming those transactions through any faster than Virgin Mobile, US Cellular, T-Mobile, Sprint, or Verizon.

My Japanese phone plan was 60 dollars a month unlimited data, no caps. Granted I had to pay for talk time and SMS messages, but who cares; data is everything!

[realmenhatelife]

Why's that friend?

Reading the words that he writes makes me want to put him in the hate pit.

[keithy_19]

Reading the words that he writes makes me want to put him in the hate pit.

I see.

I enjoy his writing, but what do I know?

[IamFogHat]

Remember AIDS?

[Crispy123]

Remember AIDS?

http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Magic-Johnson-600x675.jpg

nope!

[keithy_19]

Why don't we have a thread for when people are hallucinating?

[jennysmurf]

Why don't we have a thread for when people are hallucinating?

All the threads here fall under that category.

[keithy_19]

All the threads here fall under that category.

That's somewhat true.

[IamFogHat]

Dear Mods,
The delete subscription option does not work. I've been trying to delete the now painful since my breakup 'I've been researching engagement rings' thread for a few weeks now and it's still there. Please deal with it. Thank you.

[Chigworthy]

What does subscribing to to a thread even mean anyway? It makes no sense to me.

[StanUpshaw]

What does subscribing to to a thread even mean anyway? It makes no sense to me.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/subscription.php

All the conversations you're taking part in are all together on one page. It's more convenient than clicking on all the silly subforums one at a time.

[Chigworthy]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/subscription.php

All the conversations you're taking part in are all together on one page. It's more convenient than clicking on all the silly subforums one at a time.

I just use New Posts. Fuck all that other jazz.

[IamFogHat]

I just use New Posts. Fuck all that other jazz.

Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.

[Chigworthy]

Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.

Yeah, I'm like a Jizz Musician or somethin. Tsss.

[IamFogHat]

Yeah, I'm like a Jizz Musician or somethin. Tsss.

OMG, this man loves the jizz so much or sumthin, he must eat it all up and poop it out later or sumthin.

[Crispy123]

OMG, this man loves the jizz so much or sumthin, he must eat it all up and poop it out later or sumthin.

Im no doctor but pooping jizz is pretty gay.

[IamFogHat]

Im no doctor but pooping jizz is pretty gay.

Well, you're a doctor of love at least.

[Crispy123]

Well, you're a doctor of love at least.

http://mltsmag.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/doctorlove.png

[IamFogHat]

http://mltsmag.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/doctorlove.png

Prescription, four days of gay anal sex, four days of gay oral. Then you'll be as right as rain.

[IamFogHat]

Whoever my next girlfriend that I love is, I will call her Khaleesi.

[underdog]

Dear Mods,
The delete subscription option does not work. I've been trying to delete the now painful since my breakup 'I've been researching engagement rings' thread for a few weeks now and it's still there. Please deal with it. Thank you.

If I were a mod/admin, I'd fix that.

[StanUpshaw]

Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.

Did you know that the words jazz and jizz share the same origin?

TRUE FACT.

[keithy_19]

Dear Mods,
The delete subscription option does not work. I've been trying to delete the now painful since my breakup 'I've been researching engagement rings' thread for a few weeks now and it's still there. Please deal with it. Thank you.

I deleted the thread since I have no clue how to do the other thing.

Im no doctor but pooping jizz is pretty gay.

C'mon, everyone knows you're Dr. Gay.

[PapaBear]

Fuck Mega Millions tickets. I scored three tickets to Pancake Day!

[spoon]

Fuck Mega Millions tickets. I scored three tickets to Pancake Day!

stomach pancakes

not exactly the normal way to "score"

[PapaBear]

stomach pancakes

not exactly the normal way to "score"
I'm not interested in the pancakes. I went there last year and picked it up "to-go". They only give you like 3 pancakes in a to-go order. But they load you down with sausage from a very good local slaughter house.

[jennysmurf]

I'm not interested in the pancakes. I went there last year and picked it up "to-go". They only give you like 3 pancakes in a to-go order. But they load you down with sausage from a very good local slaughter house.

You just can't get enough of that "sausage" can you?

[PapaBear]

You just can't get enough of that "sausage" can you?
Don't joke about breakfast meat. I take it very seriously.

[spoon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/South_of_the_Border_sign_10_-_You_never_sausage_a_place.JPG/640px-South_of_the_Border_sign_10_-_You_never_sausage_a_place.JPG

[PapaBear]

Stop ratting out Pedro's location. WF posts here!

[keithy_19]

This song has been stuck in my head.

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[sailor]

If I were a mod/admin, I'd fix that.

It's a vbulletin feature. We didn't program the site. I don't see how we'd have any control over that.

[underdog]

It's a vbulletin feature. We didn't program the site. I don't see how we'd have any control over that.

Lazy.

[sailor]

Lazy.

Undoubtedl

[CountryBob]

Don't joke about breakfast meat. I take it very seriously.

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SO does this guy!

[keithy_19]

The main antagonist in The Patriot is such a fucking tool.

[Crispy123]

Don't joke about breakfast meat. I take it very seriously.

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[deliciousV]

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SO does this guy!

that is the least apealling heaven has ever been!

[PapaBear]

You've seen sun showers, right? Around 6PM today, it was beautifully sunny. It started raining on my parked car. ONLY my car! If you stood 15 feet from my car in any direction, it wasn't raining.

[jennysmurf]

You've seen sun showers, right? Around 6PM today, it was beautifully sunny. It started raining on my parked car. ONLY my car! If you stood 15 feet from my car in any direction, it wasn't raining.

Happens to the Munsters all the time. Are you a Munster?

[PapaBear]

Happens to the Munsters all the time. Are you a Munster?
No, but I like the cheese.

[jennysmurf]

No, but I like the cheese.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2523801637_d97ae32776.jpg

[PapaBear]

All I see there is an unfortunate loss of cheese.

[jennysmurf]

All I see there is an unfortunate loss of cheese.

I'm sure the artist ate whatever strips had to be cut out. It's for the art!!!

[deliciousV]

I'm sure the artist ate whatever strips had to be cut out. It's for the art!!!

mmmmm, tasty tasty Herman.

[CountryBob]

now teacher becomes student.

I have an interview at 9am in the morning for a HR manager position at a manufacturing company.
I interview people here on almost a daily basis and now I get to shine sitting in the other seat.

Wish me luck...

[Misteriosa]

now teacher becomes student.

I have an interview at 9am in the morning for a HR manager position at a manufacturing company.
I interview people here on almost a daily basis and now I get to shine sitting in the other seat.

Wish me luck...

http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/crossfingers.gif ive got my fingers crossed for you, c-bob. http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/crossfingers.gif

[keithy_19]

Writing a resume sort of sucks.

[cougarjake13]

now teacher becomes student.

I have an interview at 9am in the morning for a HR manager position at a manufacturing company.
I interview people here on almost a daily basis and now I get to shine sitting in the other seat.

Wish me luck...


I wish u all the Andrew in the world

[PapaBear]

This has to be the creepiest fucking mascot in history!

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3057/3064672051_154c71f9a4.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0912/did.you.see.that.1204/images/g-man.jpg

[A.J.]

Gee Wiz!

[cougarjake13]

Why isn't the mascot dressed like a wizard?

[PapaBear]

Why isn't the mascot dressed like a wizard?
Because wizards have faces.

[keithy_19]

Because wizards have faces.

He makes a point.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B0a4qOTee2k/SsF1fmhXttI/AAAAAAAAAJo/LIBQliKCuDc/s320/shazam.PNG

[keithy_19]

I need a job.

[spoon]

I need a job.

DIRTY HIPPIE! :furious:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont like how little babies always look worried in pictures.

[deliciousV]

This has to be the creepiest fucking mascot in history!

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3057/3064672051_154c71f9a4.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0912/did.you.see.that.1204/images/g-man.jpg

I will not rest until John Wall is out of that fucking place

[keithy_19]

I dont like how little babies always look worried in pictures.

They do. I imagine that being born is an awful experience.

[keithy_19]

I've noticed that when I sit I rock back and forth. I really don't know if it's in response to feeling really uncomfortable or I'm losing my mind.

[realmenhatelife]

Any sport with 'off sides' is a chore to watch.

[sailor]

So you watch baseball and basketball?

[realmenhatelife]

So you watch baseball and basketball?

I forgot football has off sides but since the ball is dead so much of the time I dont think of it the same way. I just mean hockey and soccer. Like every off sides call always just seems like a technicality to me.

[sailor]

I've been parked on the Hutch for 40 minutes. Apparently was an accident like 15 cars in front of me and the police have the road shut down. It's the middle of a curve, so I can't see what the issue is. Life is lovely.

[keithy_19]

I've been parked on the Hutch for 40 minutes. Apparently was an accident like 15 cars in front of me and the police have the road shut down. It's the middle of a curve, so I can't see what the issue is. Life is lovely.

You should probably get out and walk on top of cars to see.

[jennysmurf]

You should probably get out and walk on top of cars to see.

I pictured sailor doing this, and I giggled.:laugh:

[sailor]

You should probably get out and walk on top of cars to see.

A lot of people were walking around, it just seemed like too much work. Plus I was catching up on the o&a replay.

And of course, as soon as I posted the cops moved. Why'd I wait so long?

[sailor]

North Korea launched a rocket to space, but it sounds like it failed.

[IamFogHat]

I just made cumsies.

[keithy_19]

North Korea launched a rocket to space, but it sounds like it failed.

I think I should care more about North Korea and their military ambitions, but I just don't.

[deliciousV]

I just made cumsies.

yay, pudding!

[IamFogHat]

Back and front, side to side.

[jennysmurf]

I just made cumsies.

:surrender:

[deliciousV]

I just made cumsies.

How great would it be if a girl had posted this, we'd all make them then.

[PapaBear]

I think I should care more about North Korea and their military ambitions, but I just don't.
It doesn't matter. They're going to kill you, and there's nothing you can do to stop them.

[IamFogHat]

:surrender:

Don't ever browse the MPW for Charity thread, Red goaded me into talking about my cumsies pretty much every day.

[keithy_19]

It doesn't matter. They're going to kill you, and there's nothing you can do to stop them.

Well, why worry then?

And wouldn't Jenny be the only one who should worry right now?

[jennysmurf]

Well, why worry then?

And wouldn't Jenny be the only one who should worry right now?

That's what they want you to think. They're going to go the long way around.

[IamFogHat]

I'm talking bout balls deep, I'm talkin bout balls deep.

[PapaBear]

And wouldn't Jenny be the only one who should worry right now?
Does Chigworthy have a bomb shelter or something?

[deliciousV]

I'm talking bout balls deep, I'm talkin bout balls deep.

that's a bit subjective, don't ya think?

[jennysmurf]

Does Chigworthy have a bomb shelter or something?

He won't tell me where he lives. Something about restraining orders and such.

[PapaBear]

He won't tell me where he lives. Something about restraining orders and such.
If you keep stacking up restraining orders, you're going to have to live on a boat.

[keithy_19]

He won't tell me where he lives. Something about restraining orders and such.

You're better off. If you visit you don't leave.

[deliciousV]

If you keep stacking up restraining orders, you're going to have to live on a boat.

Boats are cool.

[keithy_19]

If you keep stacking up restraining orders, you're going to have to live on a boat.

So it'll be easier for the Koreans!? Are you mad!?

[spoon]

I'm talking bout balls deep, I'm talkin bout balls deep.

which means 4 inches in foggy's case...keithy webcasted it from a Rutgers dorm room

[deliciousV]

which means 4 inches in foggy's case...keithy webcasted it from a Rutgers dorm room

subjective

[jennysmurf]

If you keep stacking up restraining orders, you're going to have to live on a boat.

I can't help it if I love too much!

[deliciousV]

I can't help it if I love too much!

not possible

[PapaBear]

I can't help it if I love too much!
Love doesn't always require a telephoto lens.

[jennysmurf]

not possible

Don't encourage me.

[deliciousV]

Don't encourage me.

I have a cheerleaders outfit, with pom poms

[epo]

Don't encourage me.

You aren't the boss of them.

[jennysmurf]

Love doesn't always require a telephoto lens.

It does if I have to stay at least 300 feet away at all times!

[jennysmurf]

You aren't the boss of them.

Yuh huh. Am too.

[deliciousV]

Yuh huh. Am too.

DAMN! foiled again.

[jennysmurf]

DAMN! foiled again.

Aw, don't feel bad. For a fiver, Keithy will wear the cheerleader outfit.

[keithy_19]

Aw, don't feel bad. For a fiver, Keithy will wear the cheerleader outfit.

So you're saying mine is a "fiver"? Thanks for being generous.

[keithy_19]

I took some Alteril about 20 minutes ago. Not too sure if it's going to induce the hypnotic/trance sleep I desire.

[deliciousV]

Due to bad DVR management on my part I was forced to watch a Glee commercial, it was unpleasant.

[spoon]

Due to bad DVR management on my part I was forced to watch a Glee commercial, it was unpleasant.

way to live up to some of your new sigs!

[deliciousV]

way to live up to some of your new sigs!

I said it was unpleasant!

[spoon]

I said it was unpleasant!

Understatement of the year!

[deliciousV]

Understatement of the year!

next time I'll try to vomit.

[IamFogHat]

Isn't the point of DVR no commercials. You need to explain yourself.

[deliciousV]

Isn't the point of DVR no commercials. You need to explain yourself.

I hit play too soon, sorry. :down:

[IamFogHat]

I hit play too soon, sorry. :down:

Ohhhh, maybe I'm the dumb one, I had no idea what you were talking about:laugh:

[deliciousV]

Ohhhh, maybe I'm the dumb one, I had no idea what you were talking about:laugh:

that's probably it

[IamFogHat]

that's probably it

I don't even know why I said maybe.

[jennysmurf]

I have a great job. Right now, I'm being paid to sit here and surf the web while watching TV.

BTW--I am impressed with the heels on Eddie Izzard's boots--he's fierce!

[StanUpshaw]

I have a great job. Right now, I'm being paid to sit here and surf the web while watching TV.

BTW--I am impressed with the heels on Eddie Izzard's boots--he's fierce!

Do you watch any shows where men wear pants?

[IamFogHat]

Do you watch any shows where men wear pants?

Don't be jealous of sensible slacks.

[jennysmurf]

Do you watch any shows where men wear pants?

Not really. I watched Batman (1966 episode with Edward Everett Horton) before this, and he was wearing tights.

[StanUpshaw]

Dawwwwww, there's a bunny in my yard eating dandelions.

He's slurping them up like spaghetti.

And now a robin flew down and the bunny is hiding.

[Crispy123]

Did a new joke about pooping in the ocean last night and it went over well with the drunken asshole tourists from Jersey! :thumbup:

[IamFogHat]

Did a new joke about pooping in the ocean last night and it went over well with the drunken asshole tourists from Jersey! :thumbup:

Good for you budday! Do you tape your sets? And if so can you post them somewhere for your friends to see/hear?

[CountryBob]

WOO - HOO! :clap:

Just got the job offer I had been working on!

Gonna move up the ladder a rung and increase my salary substancially.

Still gonna try to negotiate more $$ before accepting....


Might not be able to enjoy the board during the day as much - but thats' a win for you all.

Horray for good news! :drunk:

[Crispy123]

Good for you budday! Do you tape your sets? And if so can you post them somewhere for your friends to see/hear?

My you tube channel is http://www.youtube.com/user/crispywing1000 but I have been having a hard time with this lately. Hitting record and having enough battery life, or recording space or not having the mic next to an ice machine seem to be very challenging. :wallbash:



And congrats C-Bob!!!

[IamFogHat]

I miss Westley.

[keithy_19]

I miss Westley.

I think you're a liar.

[IamFogHat]

I think you're a liar.

I think you're a smart, discerning young man.

[keithy_19]

I think you're a smart, discerning young man.

:happy:

[cougarjake13]

WOO - HOO! :clap:

Just got the job offer I had been working on!

Gonna move up the ladder a rung and increase my salary substancially.

Still gonna try to negotiate more $$ before accepting....


Might not be able to enjoy the board during the day as much - but thats' a win for you all.

Horray for good news! :drunk:



Congratz get all the cash u can

[IamFogHat]

WOO - HOO! :clap:

Just got the job offer I had been working on!

Gonna move up the ladder a rung and increase my salary substancially.

Still gonna try to negotiate more $$ before accepting....


Might not be able to enjoy the board during the day as much - but thats' a win for you all.

Horray for good news! :drunk:

Wait how did I miss this, I thought you went for a job interview today?

[deliciousV]

Wait how did I miss this, I thought you went for a job interview today?

I think he went to do an interview today, he does that in his current job, he is in the process of getting a new job, probably because he has his own pickup truck, and most of his teeth.

[IamFogHat]

I think he went to do an interview today, he does that in his current job, he is in the process of getting a new job, probably because he has his own pickup truck, and most of his teeth.

Ohhh, I tend to read things too fast.

All right CBob!!

[keithy_19]

I've started working out every day. I should have been doing this awhile ago.

[spoon]

I've started working out every day. I should have been doing this awhile ago.

might I suggest random pushups all over the place

just for the sake of this thread

walking to take out the trash, pushup

on the subway, pushup

taking a dump at a dunkin donuts, pushup (pre-wipe)

[keithy_19]

might I suggest random pushups all over the place

just for the sake of this thread

walking to take out the trash, pushup

on the subway, pushup

taking a dump at a dunkin donuts, pushup (pre-wipe)

I don't do push ups. I use resistance bands. I guess I could bring them with me when I poop at Dunkin Donuts.

[spoon]

I don't do push ups. I use resistance bands. I guess I could bring them with me when I poop at Dunkin Donuts.

now we're talking!

you sir will be the shit in no time!

[deliciousV]

I don't do push ups. I use resistance bands. I guess I could bring them with me when I poop at Dunkin Donuts.

I hesitate to bring up the redundancy of this excercise.

[IamFogHat]

Boobs.

[cougarjake13]

Love boobs

[Chigworthy]

Can't stand boobs but I love tits.

[CountryBob]

What about Teats?

[keithy_19]

I feel that if we posted everytime we thought of breasts that's all the thread would be.

[Furtherman]

I've had about half a dozen "Wanna get away?" moments today. Useless.

[keithy_19]

I've had about half a dozen "Wanna get away?" moments today. Useless.

This is useless. Post more about tits.

[Crispy123]

This is useless. Post more about tits.

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/1/10/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2297-1326224944-46.gif

[cougarjake13]

O yeh

Multiple boob threads

[keithy_19]

http://rlv.zcache.com/calculator_80085_mousepad-p144522925523858635z8xsj_400.jpg

[keithy_19]

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/boobies-calculator-t-shirt.jpg

[keithy_19]

http://jillianharvie.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/50258_188082004876_1764664_n.jpg

[keithy_19]

http://fruityoaty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/calculator-spelling-boobless-55378008.jpg

:sad:

[IamFogHat]

Look at all the joy I've brought.

[razorboy]

http://0.tqn.com/d/animals/1/0/V/t/shutterstock_304958.jpg

[keithy_19]

http://0.tqn.com/d/animals/1/0/V/t/shutterstock_304958.jpg

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

ugh.. my back feels like i was beaten with a baseball bat. :glurps:

[Crispy123]

ugh.. my back feels like i was beaten with a baseball bat. :glurps:

this conversation has come half-circle.

(Get sum good drugs or a good masseuse and feel better Misti!)

[Misteriosa]

this conversation has come half-circle.

(Get sum good drugs or a good masseuse and feel better Misti!)

do you know any good places? ive gotten a massage once and i was bruised for days. :down:

(and no, my back pain isnt caused by my boobs)

[Crispy123]

do you know any good places? ive gotten a massage once and i was bruised for days. :down:

(and no, my back pain isnt caused by my boobs)

Sorry, no. If you had a prostate then maybe I could help you.

[CountryBob]

Subway has the best breakfast

[Crispy123]

Subway has the best breakfast

I am 99% sure that I will never ask you where we should go for breakfast.

[CountryBob]

I am 99% sure that I will never ask you where we should go for breakfast.

Nor will I ever ask you to tell me a funny joke :smile:

[Crispy123]

Nor will I ever ask you to tell me a funny joke :smile:

knock knock...

[sailor]

If you had a prostate then maybe I could help you.

Sounds like a mod quote.

[jennysmurf]

Sounds like a mod quote.

Yeah, it does. :innocent:

[keithy_19]

I've decided to go back to college starting this summer. I know I'm going to be studying secondary education but I'm not completely sure if I want to teach English or history. I'm leaning towards history.

[IamFogHat]

I've decided to go back to college starting this summer. I know I'm going to be studying secondary education but I'm not completely sure if I want to teach English or history. I'm leaning towards history.

Good for you.

[keithy_19]

Habberdashery.

[keithy_19]

Hoodwinked.

[cougarjake13]

/\
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homosexual

[PapaBear]

I took my dog to the vet for his annual checkup today. Turns out the hip pain he was having about two months ago is Lyme disease. He should be fine, but he has to take meds for three weeks. The worst part is, he has a cracked tooth. It's going to cost about $400 to have it removed. Dogs are expensive, if you care about them.

[IamFogHat]

I took my dog to the vet for his annual checkup today. Turns out the hip pain he was having about two months ago is Lyme disease. He should be fine, but he has to take meds for three weeks. The worst part is, he has a cracked tooth. It's going to cost about $400 to have it removed. Dogs are expensive, if you care about them.

Christ on a pony they are. I'm a lifelong dog haver-lover, and yeah. My plan when I move out in the next month or so is to get a bulldog cause they are lowe energy.

[keithy_19]

/\
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homosexual

The paper thing is gay?

[IamFogHat]

The paper thing is gay?

Yes, I'm sorry to haf to tell you this, but you're a gay man from now on.

[keithy_19]

I took my dog to the vet for his annual checkup today. Turns out the hip pain he was having about two months ago is Lyme disease. He should be fine, but he has to take meds for three weeks. The worst part is, he has a cracked tooth. It's going to cost about $400 to have it removed. Dogs are expensive, if you care about them.

I'm glad he'll be alright. They really are incredibly expensive. Worth it, but expensive.

[keithy_19]

Yes, I'm sorry to haf to tell you this, but you're a gay man from now on.

So this is what coming out is like?

[deliciousV]

I took my dog to the vet for his annual checkup today. Turns out the hip pain he was having about two months ago is Lyme disease. He should be fine, but he has to take meds for three weeks. The worst part is, he has a cracked tooth. It's going to cost about $400 to have it removed. Dogs are expensive, if you care about them.

I had to have my 16 year old Lab put to sleep right before Cristmas, it's been weird not having a dog around the house for this long, I'm looking again, thinking about a cockapoo, the Lab shedded so much I'm avoiding that. But you are right, expensive, but worth it.

[keithy_19]

I had to have my 16 year old Lab put to sleep right before Cristmas, it's been weird not having a dog around the house for this long, I'm looking again, thinking about a cockapoo, the Lab shedded so much I'm avoiding that. But you are right, expensive, but worth it.

I had a cockapoo for 9 years. He was the best. We had to put him to sleep this summer and it was probably the worst feeling I've ever had. But such a good breed.

[IamFogHat]

I had to have my 16 year old Lab put to sleep right before Cristmas, it's been weird not having a dog around the house for this long, I'm looking again, thinking about a cockapoo, the Lab shedded so much I'm avoiding that. But you are right, expensive, but worth it.

I had a cockapoo for 9 years. He was the best. We had to put him to sleep this summer and it was probably the worst feeling I've ever had. But such a good breed.

Sorry i don't speak le gay, so you guys fudge pack your interns like a lot in their buttholes and mouths and stuff and it's fun for you?

[spoon]

dogs rule, have two awesome fuckers myself

yet 4 hundo for one tooth sounds INSANELY high and this from a guy in the NYC area where vets fucking FLEECE you

[spoon]

Sorry i don't speak le gay, so you guys fudge pack your interns like a lot in their buttholes and mouths and stuff and it's fun for you?

don't be so tough on yourself, you speak gay like a champ

[deliciousV]

Sorry i don't speak le gay, so you guys fudge pack your interns like a lot in their buttholes and mouths and stuff and it's fun for you?

I'm too poor to afford interns to pack the fudge of, in fact, at this very moment I drink cheap boxed wine. I just want a gayish froo froo dog, less gay than a full on poodle, by half.

[IamFogHat]

dogs rule, have two awesome fuckers myself

yet 4 hundo for one tooth sounds INSANELY high and this from a guy in the NYC area where vets fucking FLEECE you

Yay for dogs. I'm in dog town. ccamp.

[PapaBear]

dogs rule, have two awesome fuckers myself

yet 4 hundo for one tooth sounds INSANELY high and this from a guy in the NYC area where vets fucking FLEECE you
It's the hardest tooth there is to remove. The big one all the way in the back. They have to do pre anesthesia blood work, put him under and remove it. They said, though he is feeling pain right now, it will be easier to remove if we wait until it's abscessed. She showed me how I can tell once it's abscessed. He will get some swelling just below his eye. I'm going to give it some time. If he looks like he's having a lot of pain before it gets abscessed, I'll have it done sooner.

She did say the estimate was intentionally high and that some things on the list wouldn't be needed.

[IamFogHat]

It's the hardest tooth there is to remove. The big one all the way in the back. They have to do pre anesthesia blood work, put him under and remove it. They said, though he is feeling pain right now, it will be easier to remove if we wait until it's abscessed. She showed me how I can tell once it's abscessed. He will get some swelling just below his eye. I'm going to give it some time. If he looks like he's having a lot of pain before it gets abscessed, I'll have it done sooner.

She did say the estimate was intentionally high and that some things on the list wouldn't be needed.

Hi papi

[hanso]

Just ate a mini Baby Ruth bar that had no nuts, hope I'm OK.

[keithy_19]

Just ate a mini Baby Ruth bar that had no nuts, hope I'm OK.

Oh man, you didn't hear about their new prize? If you find a Baby Ruth with no nuts you win a million dollars!

[Misteriosa]

And the cracks begin to show.....

[StanUpshaw]

Stop lying. You ate a Three Musketeers.

[keithy_19]

Stop lying. You ate a Three Musketeers.

:laugh:

[hanso]

I swear it was a Baby Ruth only had a very small one when I was done with it.


(Had to word this with care Lol)

[Chigworthy]

I swear it was a Baby Ruth only had a very small one when I was done with it.


(Had to word this with care Lol)

Even with all that care we still have no idea what you meant.

[IamFogHat]

Even with all that care we still have no idea what you meant.

He's our special boy.

[cougarjake13]

I swear it was a Baby Ruth only had a very small one when I was done with it.


(Had to word this with care Lol)


Dildo?

[IamFogHat]

Dildo?

Yes please.

[Chigworthy]

Yes please.

Nuts or no nuts?

[CountryBob]

spaghetti - meatballs or not? discuss! :drunk:

[hanso]

spaghetti - meatballs or not? discuss! :drunk:

Yes if you have bread and grated cheese.

[IamFogHat]

Nuts or no nuts?

Dildos come with nuts now?

[StanUpshaw]

Dildos come with nuts now?

It's actually a safety precaution. Too many were getting lost.

[CountryBob]

I fell in love with my bartendress - she had the prettiest eyes!

First time this has happened.

[hanso]

Dildos come with nuts now?

Why yes they do... ( Know this from looking at cam ladies on the net )

[IamFogHat]

Why yes they do... ( Know this from looking at cam ladies on the net )

Bros, don't worry, I was kidding, I totes know all about nuts on dildos.

[deliciousV]

I fell in love with my bartendress - she had the prettiest eyes!

First time this has happened.

today, Bob, first time today.

[razorboy]

I fell in love with my bartendress - she had the prettiest eyes!

First time this has happened.

Oh no. What did you do to her eyes?

[IamFogHat]

Oh no. What did you do to her eyes?

I'm going to be a good boy and forget this post ever happened.

[keithy_19]

Is the random thoughts thread just an extension of the drunk thread?

[jennysmurf]

Is the random thoughts thread just an extension of the drunk thread?

This whole board is one big drunk thread.

[keithy_19]

This whole board is one big drunk thread.

I've picked a terrible time to be sober.

[cougarjake13]

Oh no. What did you do to her eyes?



He jeepers creepered her

[IamFogHat]

I enjoy the Spin Doctors.

[StanUpshaw]

If you want to listen to the Spin Doctors, just go ahead now.

[IamFogHat]

Yesterday I saw a vanity plate that said NZIDAD. I couldn't decide if he was a nazi who has kids or a father of nazis.

[deliciousV]

Yesterday I saw a vanity plate that said NZIDAD. I couldn't decide if he was a nazi who has kids or a father of nazis.

it is a puzzler

[hanso]

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NZIDAD

[StanUpshaw]

:unsure:

I don't know if I should be ashamed that I came up with the same joke as hanso, or if I should be proud that I decided against posting it.

[IamFogHat]

Oh I get it now.

[realmenhatelife]

Why is it that you fuck up and sometimes forget how good The Ramones are?

[Chigworthy]

Why is it that you fuck up and sometimes forget how good The Ramones are?

Meh. I understand the context of the Ramones, but as far as just straight listening to their music in a vacuum, never did it for me. Besides, no matter how they sound or when they made it, these are not the lyrics of a punk song:

"Rock N Roll High School"

Well I don't care about history
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
'Cause that's not where I wanna be
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

Well the girls out there knock me out, you know
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
Cruisin' around in my GTO
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I hate the teachers and the principal
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun, oh baby

[IamFogHat]

Why is it that you fuck up and sometimes forget how good The Ramones are?

Because you're a stupid person, or you don't have a computer that has music on it constantly.

[realmenhatelife]

Meh. I understand the context of the Ramones, but as far as just straight listening to their music in a vacuum, never did it for me. Besides, no matter how they sound or when they made it, these are not the lyrics of a punk song:

"Rock N Roll High School"

Well I don't care about history
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
'Cause that's not where I wanna be
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

Well the girls out there knock me out, you know
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
Cruisin' around in my GTO
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I hate the teachers and the principal
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
Fun fun, oh baby


Who do you copy when you're the original? That's the rub, and why I understand what you're saying. But of the proto punk bands that were trying to refilter 50s and early 60s rock through their own dirt and grit, the Ramones were the first ones that were punk enough to be a punk band.


I can listen to them any time but I do think it fits a certain mood the best, and when you're in that mood and it clicks it just feels like genius.

[realmenhatelife]

Because you're a stupid person, or you don't have a computer that has music on it constantly.

All of a sudden I just started singing Pet Cemetery to myself and though "Fuck I've wasted my day only now just realizing I was in a Ramones mood."

[PapaBear]

I hate it when I get down to the bottom of a bag of chips and the chips are all too small to dip.

[IamFogHat]

I hate it when I get down to the bottom of a bag of chips and the chips are all too small to dip.

Papa Bear translation: I hate it when I get down to the bottom of a penis and the tip is too small to rub around my tits.

[jennysmurf]

I hate it when I get down to the bottom of a bag of chips and the chips are all too small to dip.

Papa Bear translation: I hate it when I get down to the bottom of a penis and the tip is too small to rub around my tits.

Wow, that's quite a translation.:blink:

[PapaBear]

I'm pretty sure I was talking about potato chips and french onion dip. But you're entitled to your fantasies, Foggy.

[IamFogHat]

I'm pretty sure I was talking about potato chips and french onion dip. But you're entitled to your fantasies, Foggy.

that thing I was gonna say wasn't even funny. It was just meansies. totes. poop.

Hi poppa bear what's new in your neck of the woods?

[jennysmurf]

that thing I was gonna say wasn't even funny. It was just meansies. totes. poop.

Hi poppa bear what's new in your neck of the woods?

I think Foggy's had a stroke.

[IamFogHat]

I think Foggy's had a stroke.

I did, but I'm back now.

[PapaBear]

I have a local horse to root for in the Derby on Saturday. Bodemeister (4-1 favorite) is from a farm 13 miles from my house. His trainer has won three Derby's, and his blood line includes Secretariat and Seattle Slew.

[jennysmurf]

I have a local horse to root for in the Derby on Saturday. Bodemeister (4-1 favorite) is from a farm 13 miles from my house. His trainer has won three Derby's, and his blood line includes Secretariat and Seattle Slew.

How much did you put down on him?

[PapaBear]

How much did you put down on him?
If I have a good night at work Thurs or Fri, I may shoot up to Charlestown, WV to place a bet. I haven't bet on a horse since I put down $2 there when I was about 10. I may be more this time. Winning $8 would only cover the gas for the round trip.

[jennysmurf]

If I have a good night at work Thurs or Fri, I may shoot up to Charlestown, WV to place a bet. I haven't bet on a horse since I put down $2 there when I was about 10. I may be more this time. Winning $8 would only cover the gas for the round trip.

If you win big, remember those of us who loved you when you were poor.:bye:

[spoon]

If you win big, remember those of us who loved you when you were poor.:bye:

yah, remember all none of us