Random Thoughts

[jennysmurf]

Was it Keithy?

:laugh:

[keithy_19]

Was it Keithy?

:lol:

[SonOfSmeagol]

This is the one that keeps me from Ocean City, MD. The only time I ever drove over it, I didn't actually see it until I made it through the toll. As soon as I saw it, I pulled the fuck over. I managed to get across it, but at like 35mph and in a constant state of panic.

http://www.roadstothefuture.com/Bay_Bridge.jpg

Woman who survived Chesapeake Bay Bridge car plunge describes swim to safety (http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-identify-maryland-woman-who-survived-car-plunge-off-bay-bridge-friday/2013/07/21/5bcfbbae-f23e-11e2-bdae-0d1f78989e8a_story.html)

cmon PB what's the worry, this can only happen like once in 10 years or so

the car...was bumped by the tractor-trailer...that propelled it upward 3½ feet to the top of the concrete Jersey wall

The car straddled the wall for a time, according to police

But then, it tipped over, and she was falling for what “felt like eternity.”

"It seemed almost to be happening in slow motion"

The car hit the water, its windshield and the driver’s side window shattered

Investigators say the vehicle fell 27 feet from the bridge.

The car filled with water, and she “felt I was going to die.” She said she actually “started to drown.”

:innocent:

her injuries turned out to be only bumps and bruises

[spoon]

that sounds like a new ride for that texas amusement park!!

too soon?

[PapaBear]

I traded in my DVR for a newer model, and I can't remember all of the shows I had set up to record on a regular basis. Dammit! I don't like having to think about it! :furious:

[jennysmurf]

I traded in my DVR for a newer model, and I can't remember all of the shows I had set up to record on a regular basis. Dammit! I don't like having to think about it! :furious:

Let's see...the 700 Club, Bonanza, and CBS Sunday Morning. That's what old guys like to watch, right?

[PapaBear]

Let's see...the 700 Club, Bonanza, and CBS Sunday Morning. That's what old guys like to watch, right?
I've never seen more than a few minutes of any of those! My dad DVR's Bonanza, though.

[PapaBear]

I just remembered one... ARCHER!

[jennysmurf]

I've never seen more than a few minutes of any of those! My dad DVR's Bonanza, though.

Hmmm...my Memaw like to watch Days of Our Lives and Dr. Phil. How about those?

[jennysmurf]

I just remembered one... ARCHER!

You should add "Drunk History" to that. It's really funny.

[PapaBear]

Dammit! It won't let me set up Archer, right now. You better warn me when new episodes start, Jenny!

[jennysmurf]

Dammit! It won't let me set up Archer, right now. You better warn me when new episodes start, Jenny!

I may or may not do that. It will depend upon my mood. Unless you'd like to float me a bribe?

[PapaBear]

I may or may not do that. It will depend upon my mood. Unless you'd like to float me a bribe?
You HAVE to! It's ARCHER!!!

[jennysmurf]

You HAVE to! It's ARCHER!!!

Oh, I'll be watching it, but I'm not sure I want you to watch it too. I like to have things to myself.

[PapaBear]

Oh, I'll be watching it, but I'm not sure I want you to watch it too. I like to have things to myself.
Said the woman who always posted Archer quotes on my .net profile page...

[jennysmurf]

Said the woman who always posted Archer quotes on my .net profile page...

Well sure, I usually watch it before you, and it was funny to watch you be confused until you realized it was an Archer quote. It's fun to tease you.

[PapaBear]

I like all the extra space on this new DVR, but it takes forever to change channels. And the remote is lighter. The balance is all wrong.

[jennysmurf]

I like all the extra space on this new DVR, but it takes forever to change channels. And the remote is lighter. The balance is all wrong.

Tie the remote to a brick. That'll help--and just think how buff you'll be after lifting it all the time!

[PapaBear]

Tie the remote to a brick. That'll help--and just think how buff you'll be after lifting it all the time!
That won't help the balance! Girls know nothing.

[jennysmurf]

That won't help the balance! Girls know nothing.

Just use the opposite hand. It can be "stranger changing the channels" night. You know, like when you switch hands to do other things.....

[hanso]

bill o'reilly never wrote about killing presidents till we had a black one

[realmenhatelife]

So on Saturday afternoon I was taking a hike in a National park and I walk passed a stretch Escalade, which was a tacky omen. I go down this footpath that leads to this pretty little creek and on the picturesque bridge at the bottom of the path there is a wedding party doing pictures.

They didn't pay for a permit to block off the bridge or anything, they're just doing it guerilla style. So I ask the photographer "hey can I get through here or what?" and he says "yeah go ahead through, they're just setting up right now."

The bride was all like "dont step on my dress" and I kindof wanted to because no shit I'm not going to step on your stupid dress, I wouldn't step on someones H&M dress on the bus why would I step on your white ass wedding dress? But I say "dont worry dont worry" and I step over it because ofcourse princess isn't going to move or anything.

Well, having circumnavigated the bride as I go by the first bridesmaid she starts sarcastically chirping at me "really? Really? Seriously? Really?" so I turn around in the middle of the party and start chirping back "I'm sorry, are you talking to me? Is that for me? Is there a problem with this? Do you have a problem with me?"

And like all trouble making snotty bitches she has no intention of engaging me at all, and just stares straight ahead pretending she doesn't hear me two feet away. At which point one of the groomsman very uncomfortably starts trying to smooth things over and reassure me that there is no problem with me walking through a public park on a saturday afternoon.

The moral of the story is what kind of a shitty person encites a confrontation with a total stranger on someone elses wedding day?

[cougarjake13]

cause they're upset that they're the bridesmaid and not the bride

[realmenhatelife]

cause they're upset that they're the bridesmaid and not the bride

Yeah I was ready to yell that at her if they gave me additional trouble when I looped back around, but they had skeedaddled by that point.

[jennysmurf]

cause they're upset that they're the bridesmaid and not the bride

That, and they're so used to people ignoring them and taking their crap that they think they can get away with it. I can pretty much picture the kind of "girl" you're talking about.

[CountryBob]

So on Saturday afternoon I was taking a hike in a National park and I walk passed a stretch Escalade, which was a tacky omen. I go down this footpath that leads to this pretty little creek and on the picturesque bridge at the bottom of the path there is a wedding party doing pictures.

They didn't pay for a permit to block off the bridge or anything, they're just doing it guerilla style. So I ask the photographer "hey can I get through here or what?" and he says "yeah go ahead through, they're just setting up right now."

The bride was all like "dont step on my dress" and I kindof wanted to because no shit I'm not going to step on your stupid dress, I wouldn't step on someones H&M dress on the bus why would I step on your white ass wedding dress? But I say "dont worry dont worry" and I step over it because ofcourse princess isn't going to move or anything.

Well, having circumnavigated the bride as I go by the first bridesmaid she starts sarcastically chirping at me "really? Really? Seriously? Really?" so I turn around in the middle of the party and start chirping back "I'm sorry, are you talking to me? Is that for me? Is there a problem with this? Do you have a problem with me?"

And like all trouble making snotty bitches she has no intention of engaging me at all, and just stares straight ahead pretending she doesn't hear me two feet away. At which point one of the groomsman very uncomfortably starts trying to smooth things over and reassure me that there is no problem with me walking through a public park on a saturday afternoon.

The moral of the story is what kind of a shitty person encites a confrontation with a total stranger on someone elses wedding day?

But you weren't happy that two people have found love and wanted some cool pics to savor the moment for the rest of their lives?

[spoon]

U should have told her to get back UNDER her bridge.

[hanso]

'screwing mimes in the dark'...could be a killer song

[SonOfSmeagol]

'screwing mimes in the dark'...could be a killer song

springsteen?

[hanso]

last log in to runescape 2114 days ago. took a long time to remember password

[KC2OSO]

bill o'reilly never wrote about killing presidents till we had a black one right but he didn't have to which still doesn't keep him out of the asshole club

[realmenhatelife]

I have no idea why but 40 year old women sure have a lot of opinions on the MTV Video music awards.

[realmenhatelife]

If social media had existed in like the 70s when the first guy put bacon on a cheeseburger would people have posted pictures of it ad naseum like they've been doing with bacon cheesecake, or bacon whiskey, or bacon whateverothermediocrity they've been doing for approaching a decade now?

Holy shit guys, check it out, bacon ON my cheeseburger. This is a BACON CHEESEBURGER are you jelous? You know bacon that you have for breakfast? This is like a fucking cheeseburger with fucking bacon on it. It's blowing my mind.

[spoon]

That post wasn't Kosher.

[realmenhatelife]

And then 5 years after youve had your first bacon cheeseburger youll hear two ladies in your office going "have you heard about these cheeseburgers they put bacon on? I know, can you imagine, I'll bet thats just heavenly. Oh it's so naughty, a burger with cheese and then bacon on it. I saw on TV you can get them in New York City."

[newport king]

I second this bacon sentiment. Its like everyone on the Internet discovered bacon 2 years ago and now everybody sits at home and feverishly tries to figure out what's the NEXT idea where we can involve bacon. Let's put bacon on a sundae. GENIUS! It's like we're in epic mealtime without the notoriety! Enough with the fuckin bacon. Yeah its good we get it.

Now i have to get back to creating my pizza infused cola.

[newport king]

And just so we're clear, TAYLOR HAM FTW!!! or whatever you weirdos not in NJ call it

[realmenhatelife]

But I will get on board if America decides that a cookie should be default included with an ice cream cone.

[PapaBear]

But I will get on board if America decides that a cookie should be default included with an ice cream cone.
The big cookie craze is cookies inside of cookies. Which is what I used to call "eating two different cookies at once".

[jennysmurf]

The big cookie craze is cookies inside of cookies. Which is what I used to call "eating two different cookies at once".

Now you're just talking crazy.

[spoon]

Ok these BRUTAL ASPCA commercials have to stop on comedy central in between, you know, comedic shows.

[PapaBear]

Ok these BRUTAL ASPCA commercials have to stop on comedy central in between, you know, comedic shows.
I agree. It's terrible.

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[spoon]

i like cat kicking better...for field goals

[SonOfSmeagol]

i like cat kicking better...for field goals

How about Larson's "tethercat"? lol

[jennysmurf]

i like cat kicking better...for field goals

If I find out that you've harmed a kitty cat, I will never stop posting LOLcat pics.

[Dude!]

If I find out that you've harmed a kitty cat, I will never stop posting LOLcat pics.

serial killers almost always
start out as animal-abusers

[jennysmurf]

A WKRP in Cincinnati marathon? Sign me up!

http://magazine.uc.edu/content/dam/magazine/images/famous/famousTV/GuntzelmanWKRP.jpg

[spoon]

serial killers almost always
start out as animal-abusers

squirrel killing mean

[spoon]

punch a cow in its face happy

[jennysmurf]

punch a cow in its face happy

Meh, I don't care about cows, they're smelly.

[deliciousV]

Meh, I don't care about cows, they're smelly.

but oh so tasty.

[jennysmurf]

but oh so tasty.

Exactly. Which is why I don't mind someone punching a cow. It just tenderizes the meat.

[deliciousV]

Exactly. Which is why I don't mind someone punching a cow. It just tenderizes the meat.

plus, I don't like the way they look at me, all sad eyed, you know they're up to something

[jennysmurf]

plus, I don't like the way they look at me, all sad eyed, you know they're up to something

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+always+knew+those+cows+were+up+to+something+_5f3 d3cec7671522e218059142ebe96d1.jpg

[PapaBear]

Every year, for 12 years...

I can't NOT watch 9/11 docs.

[jennysmurf]

Every year, for 12 years...

I can't NOT watch 9/11 docs.

Don't do it. Don't let them suck you in again.

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/pull_me_back_in.jpg

[deliciousV]

Every year, for 12 years...

I can't NOT watch 9/11 docs.

I love watching docs, I watch every doc I can find, just not those. Nope, not gonna do it.

[jennysmurf]

I love watching docs, I watch every doc I can find, just not those. Nope, not gonna do it.

I agree. I can't take it. When I watch 9/11 shows and footage, I feel like it's happening all over again. :sad:

[jennysmurf]

Hey, Papabear, when did you take the pictures of the WTC that you have on your FB page? I have some of me and my baby nephew there in August of 2001 that I wanted to post, but they must be at my Mom's house. My whole family had come to visit me in Connecticut, and my I took my nephew to visit a friend who worked there.

[PapaBear]

It reminds me that my memories are actually real. I need that sometimes when it comes to this particular subject.

At work, there's made up "road signs" that give names to certain thoroughfares on the plant floor. One of the main thoroughfares is called Beasley Blvd. It's named after a former employee who was one of the few local people killed in the wars that followed 9/11. I see that sign every day, and I'm thankful my son made it back alive from Iraq.

[PapaBear]

Hey, Papabear, when did you take the pictures of the WTC that you have on your FB page? I have some of me and my baby nephew there in August of 2001 that I wanted to post, but they must be at my Mom's house. My whole family had come to visit me in Connecticut, and my I took my nephew to visit a friend who worked there.
I took them on a school trip in 1984. I wish I still had the one from outside the towers. I took it from the Navy Memorial walls at Battery Park. The big eagle was in the foreground, and the towers were in the background just behind the eagle's wings.

Imagine this view of the eagle, with the towers to the right.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-scsZ4jRkIvU/TcTU5HAWhEI/AAAAAAAAIYM/IS2sxIc9rJ8/s400/NYC-Eagle-Flag-1-w.jpg

[spoon]

with you guys on the 9/11 docs

still can see them falling with my own eyes in my head

worked near the site with the red cross/sal army after for a week and you really get a chance to discover the human element in it all

basically there were so many amazing uplifting stories tied to so much sorrow and at times greed/hero complex.

[Dude!]

and at times greed/hero complex.

like you bragging about
your great work there
(again)

[spoon]

clearly

[sailor]

It's an odd moment when months in you realize a coworker's amazing body is masking a broken face.

[jennysmurf]

It's an odd moment when months in you realize a coworker's amazing body is masking a broken face.

:dry:

[sailor]

:dry:

Some girl told me that.

[jennysmurf]

Some girl told me that.

:dry:

[sailor]

:dry:

No pleasing you.

(She told me that too)

[keithy_19]

Sometimes I post things that I think are real funny and yet they're not funny at all. For instance, in the thread snoogans posted about that website being shut down.

Fuck. Where will I buy my fine linens now? Bed, Bath & Beyond? Fuck that.

I thought that was good. It obviously was not. :unsure:

[spoon]

Yah, abooooo!

[deliciousV]

Sometimes I post things that I think are real funny and yet they're not funny at all. For instance, in the thread snoogans posted about that website being shut down.



I thought that was good. It obviously was not. :unsure:

nobody here is quick to give an ataboy for a funny line, doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

[PapaBear]

Sometimes I post things that I think are real funny and yet they're not funny at all. For instance, in the thread snoogans posted about that website being shut down.



I thought that was good. It obviously was not. :unsure:
I thought you were genuinely concerned for you linen connection. My heart bled for you. I almost cried.

[deliciousV]

I thought you were genuinely concerned for you linen connection. My heart bled for you. I almost cried.

See, now that's the worst thing that can happen to a joke.

[jennysmurf]

I thought you were genuinely concerned for you linen connection. My heart bled for you. I almost cried.

Liar, you are incapable of feelings.

[PapaBear]

Liar, you are incapable of feelings.
That hurts.

[jennysmurf]

That hurts.

Liar, liar, pants on fire (now THAT would hurt).

[PapaBear]

Liar, liar, pants on fire (now THAT would hurt).
Not if I wasn't wearing them.

[PapaBear]

And if you don't count sweat shorts, I'm not wearing pants.

[jennysmurf]

And if you don't count sweat shorts, I'm not wearing pants.

I count it.

And I noticed that you were last on the list of "New Posts" to have posted in the Hot Chick Thread. You sir, are a dirty dog.

[PapaBear]

I count it.

And I noticed that you were last on the list of "New Posts" to have posted in the Hot Chick Thread. You sir, are a dirty dog.
I belittled a pic. But, yes... I'm a dirty dog.

[jennysmurf]

I belittled a pic. But, yes... I'm a dirty dog.

Shame shame, everbody knows your name.

[PapaBear]

Shame shame, everbody knows your name.
So? I'm pretty sure most people know I'm a dirty dog.

[jennysmurf]

So? I'm pretty sure most people know I'm a dirty dog.

Yeah, you got me there. So, how about some secrets?

[PapaBear]

Yeah, you got me there. So, how about some secrets?
I have one ready for you. But it's a secret. I can't exactly post it.

[jennysmurf]

I have one ready for you. But it's a secret. I can't exactly post it.

Aw c'mon. PM me or text me or FB message! I love secrets! And it better be a good one, not a fake one like RMHL PM'd me once.

[PapaBear]

Aw c'mon. PM me or text me or FB message! I love secrets! And it better be a good one, not a fake one like RMHL PM'd me once.
I'll text it. But I sent you a test text, and you haven't replied.

[jennysmurf]

I'll text it. But I sent you a test text, and you haven't replied.

Just got it!

[PapaBear]

Just got it!
You have very slow cell service.

[jennysmurf]

You have very slow cell service.

You're slow.

[PapaBear]

You're slow.
Said the girl who took 14 minutes for a come back. :tongue:

[spoon]

Grrrr

[PapaBear]

Grrrr
You're a spoon. Not a lion.

[jennysmurf]

You're a spoon. Not a lion.

Silly, spoons don't growl.

[jennysmurf]

Said the girl who took 14 minutes for a come back. :tongue:

You hush, I've been busy reading old threads.

[realmenhatelife]

Aw c'mon. PM me or text me or FB message! I love secrets! And it better be a good one, not a fake one like RMHL PM'd me once.

Ah, precious memories.

[jennysmurf]

Ah, precious memories.

You're a terrible person.

[SonOfSmeagol]

it might not be a good idea to have those store loyalty cards on your keyring, cause if you LOSE YOUR KEYS you might have to CHANGE THE LOCKS cause some FUCKER could surely figure out where you're at by using those STUPID CARDS
:wallbash:
found the keys but was pissed

[jennysmurf]

it might not be a good idea to have those store loyalty cards on your keyring, cause if you LOSE YOUR KEYS you might have to CHANGE THE LOCKS cause some FUCKER could surely figure out where you're at by using those STUPID CARDS
:wallbash:
found the keys but was pissed

I don't understand--they might know where you shop, but how would they know where you are?

[PapaBear]

I don't get it either. I mean, unless they worked for one of the stores, and had access to the computer files. That reminds me of something. When I used to work next to a Food Lion, a coworker was always asking to use my FL card. I finally asked him why he just get his own card. He said he didn't want them knowing his phone number and address and what he buys. I said, why the fuck don't you just give them fake info? It's not like they run a credit check on you!

[jennysmurf]

You've been in the Hot Chick thread again.....:nono:

[PapaBear]

You've been in the Hot Chick thread again.....:nono:
Comments like this are one reason why there will never be a 3rd Mrs. PapaBear.

[jennysmurf]

Comments like this are one reason why there will never be a 3rd Mrs. PapaBear.

Psh, who asked you anyway? How excited are you to start your new shift?

[PapaBear]

Psh, who asked you anyway? How excited are you to start your new shift?
I'd rather work 2nd shift, but I'm very VERY happy I'll be working the same hours every week. It can be very frustrating not remembering what time of day it is.

[jennysmurf]

I'd rather work 2nd shift, but I'm very VERY happy I'll be working the same hours every week. It can be very frustrating not remembering what time of day it is.

Like you can blame that on your job, you drunk.

[PapaBear]

Like you can blame that on your job, you drunk.
I always know what time it is when I'm drinking. It's time to drink!

[jennysmurf]

I always know what time it is when I'm drinking. It's time to drink!

If I didn't have to work early tomorrow, I'd join you.

[keithy_19]

I'm in love.

And went to my first punk show in awhile tonight. Kind of missed getting pushed around.

[spoon]

Nice! Where and who? Girl and band for the who?

[keithy_19]

Nice! Where and who? Girl and band for the who?

A girl who I worked with briefly who I've kept close with. She's amazing. Like, just incredible. The kidnest, nicest person I've ever met. Here's to hope.

And I saw a band in my home town of Kenilworth at a bar "10th Street Live". The band was Calabrese. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calabrese_(band)) Pretty good horror punk band in vain of the Misfits and Tiger Army. Put on a really good show.

Plus, a bartender at 10th Street is the drummer of a really good band, The Ugly Club (http://www.theuglyclubmusic.com/), a band I got to know when I was dating a girl a few years ago. They're good.

Check both out.

Also, for a brief moment I thought I broke my thumb in the pit tonight, but besides being a bit swolen and sore, I can move it so it's not broke.

[keithy_19]

Nice! Where and who? Girl and band for the who?

But holy fuck I am so smitten with this girl and it's received on my end as well. So, again, here's to hope.

[spoon]

Here here!

[PapaBear]

"Suspense" scenes in TV shows, involving someone stuck in their car in front of a train, are so annoying. Usually, there's a bad guy using his car to push the other car onto the track. The victim always tries to drive in reverse to stay off the track, instead of just gunning it forward across the track. Or, in the one I just saw, the victim was passed out on the tracks with good guys behind him. Instead of trying to push his car off the tracks with theirs, they get out of the car and throw the railroad switch to change the track that the train is on. :wallbash:

[deliciousV]

"Suspense" scenes in TV shows, involving someone stuck in their car in front of a train, are so annoying. Usually, there's a bad guy using his car to push the other car onto the track. The victim always tries to drive in reverse to stay off the track, instead of just gunning it forward across the track. Or, in the one I just saw, the victim was passed out on the tracks with good guys behind him. Instead of trying to push his car off the tracks with theirs, they get out of the car and throw the railroad switch to change the track that the train is on. :wallbash:

When I was growing up, I figured I had better than even odds of dying locked in a sauna set to "Danger" , it seemed to happen a lot on TV back then, thankfully they no longer havethat setting on a sauna.

[PapaBear]

When I was growing up, I figured I had better than even odds of dying locked in a sauna set to "Danger" , it seemed to happen a lot on TV back then, thankfully they no longer havethat setting on a sauna.
Was this on Get Smart? It sounds familiar.

[deliciousV]

Was this on Get Smart? It sounds familiar.

it was on everything!

[spoon]

it was on everything!

said keithy on a date with Fez

[disneyspy]

it'd be nice if some things around here got updated,like the opening page still says XM 202,there is no free FM and a whole lot of threads could be unsticked,not a complaint,just an observation


there is no random observations thread

[spoon]

Get off his lawn!


But he's fucking right.

[jennysmurf]

it'd be nice if some things around here got updated,like the opening page still says XM 202,there is no free FM and a whole lot of threads could be unsticked,not a complaint,just an observation


there is no random observations thread

Get off his lawn!


But he's fucking right.

I don't know how to do most of those things. I'm just a pretty face.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm in love.

And went to my first punk show in awhile tonight. Kind of missed getting pushed around.

Just wait till you're Keithy_30, you wont miss it anymore. You'll be more like "keep these fucking kids away from me."












So, I live near a national park as has been documented by my run ins with bridal parties. It's so odd to see them shut down. Like, it's outside. How do you shut down the outside? How do you shut down the outside that I've already paid for just because you cant agree on how to spend the money I've already paid?

You'd never know there were any park employees ever on this stretch of land, as evidenced by the frequency of used condoms in the gravel. The only evidence of them is if a tree falls after a few weeks they'll cut it up and drag it off the path. So I'd totally understand if that didn't happen. I just dont understand why you would close the park entrances. Shouldn't it be like a 'no lifeguard on duty, swim at your own risk' kindof thing?

And alls they're really doing is making parking inconvenient/more dangerous. I've gone riding in the closed park, it's eerie.

[realmenhatelife]

Driving down a dark road this morning I mistook a fireman working a road closure for a light up santa claus lawn ornament. I was coming around the bend saying "are you fucking serious it isn't even halloween yet, oh it's a person."

[sailor]

Driving down a dark road this morning I mistook a fireman working a road closure for a light up santa claus lawn ornament. I was coming around the bend saying "are you fucking serious it isn't even halloween yet, oh it's a person."

Ha!

[deliciousV]

It is utterly and completely impossible to get the fire ants out of my yard. I've treated the yard with stuff to keep them away, and I've used several products directly on their hills that promises to kill them, all they do is move to a new spot. I've tried dumping boiling water on them, it kills a lot of them, but the rest move to a new spot and start over. Stupid little fucks.

[jennysmurf]

It is utterly and completely impossible to get the fire ants out of my yard. I've treated the yard with stuff to keep them away, and I've used several products directly on their hills that promises to kill them, all they do is move to a new spot. I've tried dumping boiling water on them, it kills a lot of them, but the rest move to a new spot and start over. Stupid little fucks.

Set your entire yard on fire.

[deliciousV]

Set your entire yard on fire.

don't think it hasn't crossed my mind.

[jennysmurf]

don't think it hasn't crossed my mind.

Yeah, I imagine it has. Do they get in the house?

[sailor]

Set your entire yard on fire.

Try the microwave.

[jennysmurf]

Try the microwave.

I thought we concluded that the washer was the quickest way.

[deliciousV]

Yeah, I imagine it has. Do they get in the house?

no, they never have. But they have fucked up my yard all year, and with you know who coming to live here, I need them gone so they don't bite her. Not much I hate more than a fire ant bite, they burn and itch for like 4 days, then turn into a little white head that you can pop.

[sailor]

I thought we concluded that the washer was the quickest way.

It was better than the dryer, head-to-head. Backread!

[CountryBob]

It is utterly and completely impossible to get the fire ants out of my yard. I've treated the yard with stuff to keep them away, and I've used several products directly on their hills that promises to kill them, all they do is move to a new spot. I've tried dumping boiling water on them, it kills a lot of them, but the rest move to a new spot and start over. Stupid little fucks.

buy an anteater?

[jennysmurf]

no, they never have. But they have fucked up my yard all year, and with you know who coming to live here, I need them gone so they don't bite her. Not much I hate more than a fire ant bite, they burn and itch for like 4 days, then turn into a little white head that you can pop.

Did you try playing terrible music, or maybe that Jimmie Johnson clip?

[deliciousV]

buy an anteater?

Did you try playing terrible music, or maybe that Jimmie Johnson clip?

both solid ideas, Jenny's may not be as effective, but I can afford it.

[SonOfSmeagol]

both solid ideas, Jenny's may not be as effective, but I can afford it.
Did you try the Amdro product? Have used it on other ants and it work great, and I think they have a special fire ants variety.

[sailor]

Did you try the Amdro product? Have used it on other ants and it work great, and I think they have a special fire ants variety.

Nice, serious answer.

Try a dry ice bomb?

[deliciousV]

Did you try the Amdro product? Have used it on other ants and it work great, and I think they have a special fire ants variety.

haven't tried it, but I will, looks like they have it at Lowes. Thanks!

[deliciousV]

buy an anteater?

I have an uncle who's an aunteater tsssss

[SonOfSmeagol]

haven't tried it, but I will, looks like they have it at Lowes. Thanks!
Sure np - that's where I got it.

[CountryBob]

I have an uncle who's an aunteater tsssss

ha - nice :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Nice, serious answer.

Try a dry ice bomb?


Now the NSA is reading this.

[Dude!]

Now the NSA is reading this.

they were anyway

[PapaBear]

Set your entire yard on fire.

Try the microwave.
How would setting his microwave on fire help?

Now the NSA is reading this.

they were anyway
I think this is about the only place on the Internet that the NSA has no interest in.

[cougarjake13]

It is utterly and completely impossible to get the fire ants out of my yard. I've treated the yard with stuff to keep them away, and I've used several products directly on their hills that promises to kill them, all they do is move to a new spot. I've tried dumping boiling water on them, it kills a lot of them, but the rest move to a new spot and start over. Stupid little fucks.

are you using liquids or granules ?

[deliciousV]

are you using liquids or granules ?

granules so far, except when I go murderous with the boiling water.

[cougarjake13]

granules so far, except when I go murderous with the boiling water.



the chambers and tunnels go so deep the water isn't doing much past the surface

granules on a reg basis usually is successful

[SonOfSmeagol]

if my lame ass is the only poster here in last 5 hrs that is fuckin sad

[cougarjake13]

yes

[jennysmurf]

if my lame ass is the only poster here in last 5 hrs that is fuckin sad

It's pitiful around here at night. Buncha lightweights.:thumbdown:

[keithy_19]

It's pitiful around here at night. Buncha lightweights.:thumbdown:

Quiet you!

[jennysmurf]

Quiet you!

Don't make me come over there!:annoyed:

[PapaBear]

Rotisserie chicken isn't supposed to be a particularly heavy meal. Why do I feel like mud? Oh, wait... Maybe it was the stuffing, gravy, and pumpkin pie. :blink:

[jennysmurf]

I just cashed in some gift cards and got a Fitbit Flex, and I am totes in love....

http://static2.fitbit.com/simple.b-dis-png.hfd07257e701060276893e0df06779eb8.pack?items=% 2Fcontent%2Fassets%2Fonezip%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2F flex%2FStore_Quark-Black-Quarter.png

In lieu of wedding gifts, please send me $$ to get the cute pink wristband.

[jennysmurf]

Rotisserie chicken isn't supposed to be a particularly heavy meal. Why do I feel like mud? Oh, wait... Maybe it was the stuffing, gravy, and pumpkin pie. :blink:

You're not supposed to eat Thanksgiving stuff this early!

[PapaBear]

You're not supposed to eat Thanksgiving stuff this early!
If there's pumpkin pie in the house, how can I not eat it? As for the stuffing and gravy... Costco had a really good deal on gravy, and I wasn't in the mood for mashed potatoes.

[jennysmurf]

If there's pumpkin pie in the house, how can I not eat it? As for the stuffing and gravy... Costco had a really good deal on gravy, and I wasn't in the mood for mashed potatoes.

Probably best--if you had eaten potatoes with all that other stuff, you'd be comatose for sure.

[PapaBear]

Part of it may be from coming down from the stress of letting my son practice driving in my car. Not only am I a horrible passenger, but I love my car, and my son has very little driving experience. He did pretty good, though.

[jennysmurf]

Part of it may be from coming down from the stress of letting my son practice driving in my car. Not only am I a horrible passenger, but I love my car, and my son has very little driving experience. He did pretty good, though.

My Dad is the very picture of patience, but you'd see the cracks in the facade when I or my sister was learning to drive. Did you leave finger indentions in the dashboard?

[PapaBear]

My Dad is the very picture of patience, but you'd see the cracks in the facade when I or my sister was learning to drive. Did you leave finger indentions in the dashboard?
My dashboard is very far away. I can't vouch for the integrity of my passenger side armrest, though.

[cougarjake13]

I just cashed in some gift cards and got a Fitbit Flex, and I am totes in love....

http://static2.fitbit.com/simple.b-dis-png.hfd07257e701060276893e0df06779eb8.pack?items=% 2Fcontent%2Fassets%2Fonezip%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2F flex%2FStore_Quark-Black-Quarter.png

In lieu of wedding gifts, please send me $$ to get the cute pink wristband.


what the hell is that

[PapaBear]

what the hell is that
I think it's a watchless watch.

[jennysmurf]

what the hell is that

You wear it all day, and it will sync with your computer. It tells how many miles you walked, steps you took, calories you burned--and if you wear it at night, it will even monitor your sleep patterns.

[jennysmurf]

I think it's a watchless watch.

Who needs a watch when you have a phone?

[PapaBear]

Who needs a watch when you have a phone?
Hello, Mr. Bennington.

Before I had my current job, I loved wearing a watch. Want to know what time it is with a watch? Look at your wrist. Want to know what time it is with a cell phone? Pull the phone out of your pocket, push a button, see the time, push another button to lock it, then put it back in your pocket.

[jennysmurf]

Hello, Mr. Bennington.

Before I had my current job, I loved wearing a watch. Want to know what time it is with a watch? Look at your wrist. Want to know what time it is with a cell phone? Pull the phone out of your pocket, push a button, see the time, push another button to lock it, then put it back in your pocket.

Whatever, old man. I wore a watch up until I received my Fitbit last night.

[PapaBear]

Whatever, old man. I wore a watch up until I received my Fitbit last night.
Well, I'm not allowed to wear a watch anymore. I can when I'm not working, but who the fuck wants to know what time it is when you aren't working?

[jennysmurf]

Well, I'm not allowed to wear a watch anymore. I can when I'm not working, but who the fuck wants to know what time it is when you aren't working?

Right? Time only matters when you're doing something you hate.

[keithy_19]

Well, I'm not allowed to wear a watch anymore. I can when I'm not working, but who the fuck wants to know what time it is when you aren't working?

I wear a watch everyday. Working or not.

[PapaBear]

I wear a watch everyday. Working or not.
As a true gentleman should.

[keithy_19]

As a true gentleman should.

:sleep:

[sailor]

Right? Time only matters when you're doing something you hate.

I wear a watch everyday. Working or not.

Why do you hate life?

[PapaBear]

Why do you hate life?
He transcends hate.

[keithy_19]

He transcends hate.

:happy:

[jennysmurf]

:happy:

:wub:

[sailor]

I have a special hate for people who don't dry their hands well before opening the bathroom door at work.

[deliciousV]

I have a special hate for people who don't dry their hands well before opening the bathroom door at work.

spent way too much time using truck stop terlets, my system is as follows, 1st do your business, 2nd turn the knob and wash hands, 3rd get a paper towel and dry hands, 4th use towel to turn off the water and open the door. Not really original, but effective.

[sailor]

spent way too much time using truck stop terlets, my system is as follows, 1st do your business, 2nd turn the knob and wash hands, 3rd get a paper towel and dry hands, 4th use towel to turn off the water and open the door. Not really original, but effective.

Work bathrooms are clean, so I wouldn't bother with that; just sucks to wash up and then grab a wet knob. Oh, wait.

[deliciousV]

Work bathrooms are clean, so I wouldn't bother with that; just sucks to wash up and then grab a wet knob. Oh, wait.

most people do their business, then turn on the water with their dirty dick hand, wash their hand, then turn off the same knob, putting the dirty dick juice back on their hand, then they open the door,with said hand. You should bother.

[jennysmurf]

Work bathrooms are clean, so I wouldn't bother with that; just sucks to wash up and then grab a wet knob. Oh, wait.

We all know what you meant.

[keithy_19]

spent way too much time using truck stop terlets, my system is as follows, 1st do your business, 2nd turn the knob and wash hands, 3rd get a paper towel and dry hands, 4th use towel to turn off the water and open the door. Not really original, but effective.

I work at a medical building (agency, whatever) and that's how they advise you to do it.

I was at a restaraunt ad they had a sign they said employees had to wash their hands after using the toliet. This upset me because what if they decided to just use the sink, or just piss in the corner?

[deliciousV]

I work at a medical building (agency, whatever) and that's how they advise you to do it.

I was at a restaraunt ad they had a sign they said employees had to wash their hands after using the toliet. This upset me because what if they decided to just use the sink, or just piss in the corner?

filthy fucks

[Dirtbag]

most people do their business, then turn on the water with their dirty dick hand, wash their hand, then turn off the same knob, putting the dirty dick juice back on their hand, then they open the door,with said hand. You should bother.

I've never understood that mentality. My dick is the cleanest thing in a damn bathroom.

[deliciousV]

I've never understood that mentality. My dick is the cleanest thing in a damn bathroom.

Dirtbag

[realmenhatelife]

When everyone in the office is sick and trying to infect me with their awful germs my super safe hand washing method is 1. roll out paper towels 2. turn on the water and wash 3. grab towels and dry hands 4. turn off water/roll out more towels for additional drying with used paper towl. 5. open swinging door with my foot when I exit.


It's every man for himself.

[SonOfSmeagol]

I make it perfect for you (http://youtu.be/ssktVpcv9WI)

[sailor]

When everyone in the office is sick and trying to infect me with their awful germs my super safe hand washing method is 1. roll out paper towels 2. turn on the water and wash 3. grab towels and dry hands 4. turn off water/roll out more towels for additional drying with used paper towl. 5. open swinging door with my foot when I exit.


It's every man for himself.

Your germophobia will get you killed, Mojo.

[A.J.]

When everyone in the office is sick and trying to infect me with their awful germs my super safe hand washing method is 1. roll out paper towels 2. turn on the water and wash 3. grab towels and dry hands 4. turn off water/roll out more towels for additional drying with used paper towl. 5. open swinging door with my foot when I exit.


It's every man for himself.

Think of all the people who don't wash their hands after they take a piss...or worse, a shit.

[jennysmurf]

Your germophobia will get you killed, Mojo.

Worse thing you can call a man?

[Dude!]

When everyone in the office is sick and trying to infect me with their awful germs my super safe hand washing method is 1. roll out paper towels 2. turn on the water and wash 3. grab towels and dry hands 4. turn off water/roll out more towels for additional drying with used paper towl. 5. say a quiet good-bye to the guy I just blew in stall #3.

and you're concerned
about hand germs?

[realmenhatelife]

Your germophobia will get you killed, Mojo.

It's only during the winter that I go on the hardcore defensive. People just dont take care of themselves in an office, I'm sure you've heard people talking about how they wont waste personal time when they're sick and cant enjoy it.



Although I went out with my friend and her two year old was very huggy, and part of me was oh thats cute he keeps wanting hugs and the other part of me was thinking about his filthy little germ hands.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Think of all the people who don't wash their hands after they take a piss...or worse, a shit.
"ya don't take a shit, ya leave a shit"
George Carlin

[keithy_19]

It's only during the winter that I go on the hardcore defensive. People just dont take care of themselves in an office, I'm sure you've heard people talking about how they wont waste personal time when they're sick and cant enjoy it.



Although I went out with my friend and her two year old was very huggy, and part of me was oh thats cute he keeps wanting hugs and the other part of me was thinking about his filthy little germ hands.

Well at least she's a friend. I'm glad you're not taking hugs from a strangers kid.

[PapaBear]

It's only during the winter that I go on the hardcore defensive. People just dont take care of themselves in an office, I'm sure you've heard people talking about how they wont waste personal time when they're sick and cant enjoy it.



Although I went out with my friend and her two year old was very huggy, and part of me was oh thats cute he keeps wanting hugs and the other part of me was thinking about his filthy little germ hands.
Fall and winter is a time when viral ailments are spread more often. The flu and the common cold are caused by viruses. Germs tend to spread more in warmer weather, and don't cause the flu or the common cold. There is a valid reason to want to wash your hands after contact with children in colder weather. They are in school, which gives them greater exposure to other sick kids. Unless your friend's two year old is in daycare with a bunch of other kids, I wouldn't worry about him/her getting you sick.

AND STOP USING HAND SANITIZER!

[SonOfSmeagol]

AND STOP USING HAND SANITIZER!
I like the stuff, reminds me of a fresh shot o gin

[PapaBear]

I like the stuff, reminds me of a fresh shot o gin
It's OK to drink it. Just don't get any of it on your hands.

[sailor]

Just develop an immune system, wusses. Germs are everywhere, not just places that ick you out.

[cougarjake13]

spent way too much time using truck stop terlets, my system is as follows, 1st do your business, 2nd turn the knob and wash hands, 3rd get a paper towel and dry hands, 4th use towel to turn off the water and open the door. Not really original, but effective.



what if towel holder is dirty ?

[sailor]

what if towel holder is dirty ?

Inevitably, it is.

[keithy_19]

Just develop an immune system, wusses. Germs are everywhere, not just places that ick you out.

:laugh:

[spoon]

Sailor is a gingergerm.

[SonOfSmeagol]

what if towel holder is dirty ?
you should still tip him

[keithy_19]

you should still tip him

:lol:

[deliciousV]

One time the wife and I, when we were driving for a living, stopped overnight at a TA outside of Charleston WV, the next morning we went in and took showers. I was downstairs in the store part waiting for her when a blow hard truck driver came up and started talking to me, you know the kind, big ole belt buckle with a big ole belly almost hiding it. Anyway, he tells me that he's gonna go have the breakfast buffet that they have there, I told him that I use to enjoy a good truck stop breakfast buffet, but that I had seen too many men leaving the bathroom after shitting or pissing go straight out to the buffet without washing their hands, and I didn't want to scoop my food with the same dirty serving spoons they scooped theirs with, with their dirty dick hands.
I could tell as soon as I said it that he wasn't a hand washer himself, his mood changed in a noticeable way. He gave me the old "if you don't piss on your hands it's no problem" spiel. I was wearing sweats because that's what I always drive in for long drives, so I stuck my right hand down my pants, scratched my balls, then held my hand out and said "nice meeting you", he declined my handshake. Fucking hypocrite.

[Dude!]

what if towel holder is dirty ?

that's an eric holder

[spoon]

Still with the bad jokes dude huh.

And now dude wants to lick you hand delv.

[realmenhatelife]

Fall and winter is a time when viral ailments are spread more often. The flu and the common cold are caused by viruses. Germs tend to spread more in warmer weather, and don't cause the flu or the common cold. There is a valid reason to want to wash your hands after contact with children in colder weather. They are in school, which gives them greater exposure to other sick kids. Unless your friend's two year old is in daycare with a bunch of other kids, I wouldn't worry about him/her getting you sick.

AND STOP USING HAND SANITIZER!

He is in day care which is exactly why I always wash up around him. He gets her sick constantly.


And that was the biggest snapple cap ever.

[SonOfSmeagol]

One time the wife and I, when we were driving for a living, stopped overnight at a TA outside of Charleston WV, the next morning we went in and took showers. I was downstairs in the store part waiting for her when a blow hard truck driver came up and started talking to me, you know the kind, big ole belt buckle with a big ole belly almost hiding it. Anyway, he tells me that he's gonna go have the breakfast buffet that they have there, I told him that I use to enjoy a good truck stop breakfast buffet, but that I had seen too many men leaving the bathroom after shitting or pissing go straight out to the buffet without washing their hands, and I didn't want to scoop my food with the same dirty serving spoons they scooped theirs with, with their dirty dick hands.
I could tell as soon as I said it that he wasn't a hand washer himself, his mood changed in a noticeable way. He gave me the old "if you don't piss on your hands it's no problem" spiel. I was wearing sweats because that's what I always drive in for long drives, so I stuck my right hand down my pants, scratched my balls, then held my hand out and said "nice meeting you", he declined my handshake. Fucking hypocrite.
:laugh:

[underdog]

I hope someone calls the show today to let Fez know his buddy Lenny was on the Food Network last night.

[disneyspy]

I hope someone calls the show today to let Fez know his buddy Lenny was on the Food Network last night.

i'm sure someone from V4 will

[realmenhatelife]

I hope someone calls the show today to let Fez know his buddy Lenny was on the Food Network last night.

Was he on that Restaurant Express show?

[underdog]

Was he on that Restaurant Express show?

No, he was on the Guy's Grocery show.

[underdog]

i'm sure someone from V4 will

I think the only person from that board that calls is gvac.

[spoon]

I think the only person from that board that calls is gvac.

BULLSHIT

Gvac is dead

[keithy_19]

Nature sure is full of some weird looking animals.

[spoon]

You should look up my thread on the topic or see the girls epo dates!

[keithy_19]

You should look up my thread on the topic or see the girls epo dates!

That seems like a whole lot of effort.

[spoon]

Not really. One search finds my thread and epo only dated one woman...but a whole lot of men.

[realmenhatelife]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1zcThdSVoOk/Td5jSG3Ml3I/AAAAAAAAATc/EQNxIeJ5NJU/s1600/rosario+dawson+death+proof.jpg

I forgot about Rosario Dawson's bangs and cowboy boots in death proof.

[cougarjake13]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1zcThdSVoOk/Td5jSG3Ml3I/AAAAAAAAATc/EQNxIeJ5NJU/s1600/rosario+dawson+death+proof.jpg

I forgot about Rosario Dawson's bangs and cowboy boots in death proof.



gotta be the only bad pic I've seen of her

[jennysmurf]

I'm dying for some Cheetos, but am too lazy to put clothes on and go to the store.

[spoon]

nice

no clothes

[PapaBear]

I'm dying for some Cheetos, but am too lazy to put clothes on and go to the store.
You don't have much will to live, do you?

[jennysmurf]

You don't have much will to live, do you?

If I did, would I be here?

[PapaBear]

Did you hear? Jenny was terminal. But she fought the good fight by putting on clothes. She's so BRAVE!

[spoon]

she's got you there

[jennysmurf]

nice

no clothes

Clothes just hold me back and bring me down.

[jennysmurf]

Did you hear? Jenny was terminal. But she fought the good fight by putting on clothes. She's so BRAVE!

I didn't put on clothes. Your statement is flawed.

[PapaBear]

I didn't put on clothes. Your statement is flawed.
It was hypothetical.

[spoon]

no wonder why your limp noodle is so limp

you're doing it wrong

puttin clothes ON women

what the hell man

[jennysmurf]

It was hypothetical.

Obviously. I don't want to be accused of misrepresenting myself.

[keithy_19]

Night anxiety is a silly thing.

[spoon]

Night anxiety is a silly thing.

you need a snoogans hood pass

[keithy_19]

Night anxiety is a silly thing.

Especially when you're really happy.

[keithy_19]

you need a snoogans hood pass

It's alright. I figure I'll watch the replay of the Devils game and slowly fall asleep. It's nice watching a good replay for a change.

[jennysmurf]

you need a snoogans hood pass

Is that a drug or gay reference?

[keithy_19]

Is that a drug or gay reference?

Why can't it be both?

[spoon]

Is that a drug or gay reference?

both

[spoon]

nice!

[jennysmurf]

Why can't it be both?

both

Boy, Snoogans really gets around. You're gonna have a good time, Keithy.

[realmenhatelife]

gotta be the only bad pic I've seen of her

You dont know whats good.

I was looking for her sitting on the hood of the car smoking but no one screen capped it.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, I just got an 80 count starbucks k-cup variety box with my amex points. Nice.

[sailor]

Hey, I just got an 80 count starbucks k-cup variety box with my amex points. Nice.

Cool. How are they? I love SB, but for the k-cups they cost too much to me.

[PapaBear]

Cool. How are they? I love SB, but for the k-cups they cost too much to me.
I get Gevalia K cups dirt cheap at work. When I want better coffee, I have a refillable cup that I put Starbucks (or whatever) in. It's only slightly more work than the prefilled k cups, and you still have the benefit of making a single cup of coffee, that's always perfectly brewed.

[realmenhatelife]

Cool. How are they? I love SB, but for the k-cups they cost too much to me.

It's sumatra, french and breakfast. The starbucks k-cups are good but I usually dont buy them because they run about 10 cents more per cup. Tullys especially Tullys French is a good, cheaper alternative k-cup wise and newman's own extra bold is too, which is one of the regular bulk boxes they have at costco.

Tullys french remains my go to and I always order through Keurig because it's cheaper for members. Plus they send you offers via email pretty regular.

I get Gevalia K cups dirt cheap at work. When I want better coffee, I have a refillable cup that I put Starbucks (or whatever) in. It's only slightly more work than the prefilled k cups, and you still have the benefit of making a single cup of coffee, that's always perfectly brewed.

I was going to start using my refillable k cup thing. What do you grind it as and does it come out weak?



For a few bucks I buy vacuum packs of espresso from the italian deli or cafe bustello from the mexican shop and put it through a cloth thingy I have. It takes longer but it makes a good cup of strong coffee for cheap. Thats a weekend thing.

[A.J.]

C cups are good enough for me.

[PapaBear]

If I buy whole beans, I grind them not too fine. If it's too fine, it ends up in your finished cup. The strength is perfect as long as you make sure you don't let get too fluffy when you fill the cup. I also saw a tip online that helps with the pressure. You get a used K cup, and put it inside the refillable cup. It makes the water flow through better, creating a better brew.

Get a STRONGER Brew from your My Kcup (http://ronfez.net/forums/Get a STRONGER Brew from your My Kcup)

[realmenhatelife]

I've read that stuff about using a discarded cup which is what made me worry it was going to be super weak if people were going to that length.

[PapaBear]

I've read that stuff about using a discarded cup which is what made me worry it was going to be super weak if people were going to that length.
It's really no effort. You cut the cup, and keep using it over and over. I actually forget that it's there most of the time.

[PapaBear]

Oh, and the refillable cup works great for tea, too. And with the tea, you can brew two cups with one fill. I brew them both into one large cup of hot tea.

[sailor]

We go with the newmans from SAMs club and I'll also get some dark roasts thru amazon for variety.