Random Thoughts

[PapaBear]

I just realized I turn 5 years old, today!

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[west milly Tom]

I just realized I turn 5 years old, today!



Happy board day

[razorboy]

You know what I hate? When some drunk asshole decides my driveway is a good place to make a turn around.

[opie's twisted balls]

I wish my goat would stop itching so much. Its driving me crazy and I can't stop playing with it.

[weekapaugjz]

i want my voice back.

[jennysmurf]

i want my voice back.

As soon as I'm done with it. I've got a few more calls to make.

[dereckfishboy]

I wish I would have self-destructed BEFORE I had something to lose

[spankyfrank]

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I made that.

[sr71blackbird]

Very often, I enjoy a nice hot bath to ease my muscles and relax. I like bringing my cell and ipod with me so I can listen to tunes or surf the webz. As such, I need to keep my hands dry so I don't mess up my device. It seemes whenever I settle in and am relaxing in the water and using my devices, my dick needs adjustment and I then need to put down the device, adjust myself and somehow dry my hands before I can resume. I hate it if I forget to keep a towel within easy reach during these times.

[sailor]

pizza should never go on aluminum foil. it goes in a cardboard box for a reason (it absorbs excess moisture) which is completely defeated by putting it on a piece of foil. it will turn into a soggy mess before you get home.

also, if you're getting fries to-go from a diner or such, open the container and put a paper towel on top of the fries. works wonders for keeping them crisp.

[PapaBear]

I managed to use part of a USB hard drive enclosure to make an emergency USB CD drive last night!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/homemadeUSBCD.jpg

[jennysmurf]

I managed to use part of a USB hard drive enclosure to make an emergency USB CD drive last night!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/homemadeUSBCD.jpg

Sexy AND smart? I didn't think it was possible! :wub:

[PapaBear]

Sexy AND smart? I didn't think it was possible! :wub:
I'm a good cook, too.

[jennysmurf]

I'm a good cook, too.

Stop! It's the trifecta! I can't take anymore!

[epo]

I'm thinking my fake fiancee is fooling around a bit too much...

[razorboy]

I'm thinking my fake fiancee is fooling around a bit too much...

You should put your fake foot down.


You know, fakely.

[epo]

I'm not in the mood to get hit with a fake Hello Kitty belt.

[razorboy]

I'm not in the mood to get hit with a fake Hello Kitty belt.

I can recommend some fake fake spousal abuse support groups.

[jennysmurf]

I can recommend some fake fake spousal abuse support groups.

Stay out of this.

[jennysmurf]

I'm thinking my fake fiancee is fooling around a bit too much...

You started it with your double-jointed gymnast.

[TooLowBrow]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18072_602800376314_26311091_34992970_3425526_n.jpg

[PapaBear]

What the hell is that? It's not as cool as my USB CD drive.

[PapaBear]

My cell phone is pissing me off! I like Samsung phones, but they have the most retarded charging port ever. Mine has gotten loose, or something. It's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get a connection so the damn thing will charge. It's gotten so bad, that it takes me up to an hour of trying to get it charging, and then it's touch and go as to if it will keep charging.

I've ordered a docking station that will allow me to take the battery out of the phone and charge it. It will solve the problem, but it's going to be a pain in the ass, and it won't get here for at least a week.:furious:

[disneyspy]

it'd be nice if the jersey shore "mod quotes" got taken off now that the show is over

[razorboy]

Stay out of this.

Jesus. I heard you were hostile.

[Ritalin]

http://media.youdrivewhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/funny_Car_137.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Jesus. I heard you were hostile.

Only when people be all up in my bidness. Nobody tells me how to handle my fake fiancee.

[weekapaugjz]

Only when people be all up in my bidness. Nobody tells me how to handle my fake fiancee.

it's like i don't even know who you are anymore...

[jennysmurf]

it's like i don't even know who you are anymore...

You've ruined me for all other men.

[weekapaugjz]

You've ruined me for all other men.

i tend to do that

[razorboy]

i tend to do that

You've left a trail of broken boys in your wake.

[disneyspy]

i bet he broke those boys with razors

[Marc with a c]

do work.

[PapaBear]

If a lobster is alive when you buy it, is it really more fresh if you buy it near the ocean, than it is if you buy it anywhere else in the country? I never understood how that could be.

[weekapaugjz]

god damn, i love kit kat bars

[PapaBear]

god damn, i love kit kat bars
Refrigerated

[midwestjeff]

The Penny Stock Chaser jingle contest pisses me off.

When Ron brought it up last week it seemed like an unofficial show joke type thing.
A throw away comment almost. Just fucking with Fez.
So I wrote a song for it over the weekend and then on Monday's show they announce it as a real contest.
Now my song is useless. Fuck it.

[razorboy]

My Aunt and Uncle are coming to stay with me for Gasparilla. I love them, but they drive me batshit crazy if I have to spend more than about four or five hours around them.

[hedges]

What's Gasparilla?

[weekapaugjz]

there was a thread about posting a picture of yourself as a kid. i can't fucking find it anywhere in the search function.

[mikeyboy]

there was a thread about posting a picture of yourself as a kid. i can't fucking find it anywhere in the search function.

here ya go. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71458)

[weekapaugjz]

here ya go. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71458)

thanks mikey!

[epo]

I can't wait to date your sister.

[razorboy]

What's Gasparilla?

A century old month long festival celebrating pirates using my fair city as a safe harbor. Think Mardi Gras during the day with better looking chicks and less vomity odor.

[jennysmurf]

I can't wait to date your sister.

:furious:Creepy McCreeperton.

[PapaBear]

After listening to Tuesday's show, I have to say once again... I still think Giant Brian sounds exactly like the late Vincent Schiavelli.

[Slumbag]

After listening to Tuesday's show, I have to say once again... I still think Giant Brian sounds exactly like the late Vincent Schiavelli.

I was just watching Cuckoo's Nest the other day, and I had no idea he was dead til just now. That stinks.

[PapaBear]

I was just watching Cuckoo's Nest the other day, and I had no idea he was dead til just now. That stinks.
I first realized it the last time I saw Man On The Moon. During the scene where Kaufman freaks out on Fridays, Schiavelli says "What you have just witnessed, was a "happening". I heard that, and immediately thought it sounded exactly like Brian.

[hedges]

I listen to the radio on a wireless headset late at night. I was just microwaving some pizza, and I walked by the microwave. I got all kinds of interference on the headset. I'm thinking the microwave leaks, even though it is pretty new.

[PapaBear]

It's probably something to do with the electrical cord, not the microwaves. Like, when some devices suggest you put one of those magnetic sleeves around the power cable, when you're using a wireless device.

[hedges]

Makes sense.

[razorboy]

It's 10:51 and I'm ready to go to bed.

I think I'm getting old.

[jennysmurf]

I just read "Ace of Cakes" on the program guide as "Bulldogcakes." I think I may be on .net a bit too much.

[PapaBear]

Orville Redenbacher's Poppycock rules.

[weekapaugjz]

Orville Redenbacher's Poppycock rules.

too fucking easy.

[hanso]

Oh, this is not a new Crank Yankers.

[underdog]

I keep hearing people say "turn of the century" to refer to the early 1900s. That's no longer the turn of the century.

[PapaBear]

Damn. A hot shower feels awesome after 54 hours of being snowbound.

[Judge Smails]

I keep hearing people say "turn of the century" to refer to the early 1900s. That's no longer the turn of the century.

In fairness it was the last "true" turn of the century as what we recently went through was a "turn of the millenium".

Now, I know you could rightly say that the turn of the millenium was also a turn of the century. But, look at it this way: On January 1st you could say its the start of a new month but everyone knows its really the start of a new year.

[IamFogHat]

My waitress today looked like Rosario Dawson. Nice.

[PapaBear]

Conspiracy? I'm trying to finish tax prep for a friend. All of the tax prep sites have been down for a couple of hours. What the fuck?:wallbash:

[hedges]

Why did the Sci-Fi channel change it's name to SyFy ?

[opie's twisted balls]

The tip of my wiener is itchy.

[PapaBear]

Why did the Sci-Fi channel change it's name to SyFy ?
It's all about the text message world. People can only spell things fone et ik lee.

[jennysmurf]

The tip of my wiener is itchy.

So scratch it. Slowly. Facing the window....:smoke:

[Chigworthy]

The tip of my wiener is itchy.

With green discharge, like a sick dog?

[nate1000]

Perfect- just what Buffalo needs to be known for: Chicken wings, super bowl losers and now hot fat chicks:

http://www.buffalonews.com/entertainment/story/958081.html

[dereckfishboy]

boondock saints two was a huge disappointment. In a movie filled with horrible fake accents,Julie benz had a fake
southern accent that rivals even brad pitts in the basterds.

[PapaBear]

Though today was a pretty damn good day, in light of recent events (both my daughter's and mine), a little less anxiety would be much appreciated.

[Skellington]

I wonder if pro-life supporters consider a miscarriage as involuntary manslaughter?

[dereckfishboy]

I wonder if pro-life supporters consider a miscarriage as involuntary manslaughter?
Wrongful death due to negligence maybe, if a woman with child coated her entire surroundings in Nerf and never got out of bed for the majority of her pregnancy, it'd probably lessen the chances of miscarriage. And as silly as it sounds, I'm sure there's at least a couple nutty assholes out there that actually feel that way.

[PapaBear]

Listening to the Ron & Fez show, while watching The French Connection (on mute), is fun.

[ANC]

A Tribe Called Quest's "Midnight Marauders" album may be one of my favorite albums of all time.

[razorboy]

My nose won't quit bleeding. Gross.

[weekapaugjz]

My nose won't quit bleeding. Gross.

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/ralph-wiggum-nose-picking.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

I hate the saxophone. It sounds like a goose raping a cat.

Yakety Sax is the only worthwhile use for the saxophone:
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[AF Mike]

If you say Jesus backwards and out loud
it really sounds like sausage.

[mikeyboy]

I just cut up some potatoes for a slow cooker recipe. Even after a washing, my hands still smell like potatoes.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I just cut up some potatoes for a slow cooker recipe. Even after a washing, my hands still smell like potatoes.

Purell or rubbing lemons on your hands is the best way to get rid of scents

[Chigworthy]

Hey! It's mikey potato-hands!

[PapaBear]

AGHHHH!!!

I have a really bad itch on the bottom of my foot, at the arch. If I take my shoe off to scratch it, it tickles too much. And when I do get it scratched, it comes back as soon as I put my shoe back on!!:wallbash:

[razorboy]

DeMarcus Cousins is a better person than you.

[PapaBear]

HA! I just saw my first mention of Black Rock Coalition, outside of the Ron & Fez show!!!

An old friend of mine is a musician in New York. This was her most recent Facebook status...

Feeling blessed and having a blast rehearsing with Tamar-Kali and the ladies for the Black Rock Coalition's tribute to Nina Simone tomorrow night at Harlem Stage.. It's already sold out!

[jennysmurf]

DeMarcus Cousins is a better person than you.

Word.

[razorboy]

Word.

Finally.

Somebody who understands.

[jennysmurf]

Finally.

Somebody who understands.

I was raised right.

[razorboy]

I was raised right.

In California?

Doubtful.

[opie's twisted balls]

I'm oddly happy tonight. Not sure why.

[jennysmurf]

In California?

Doubtful.

I grew up in Kentucky, silly. You either love UK and hate UofL, or you're stupid.

[razorboy]

I grew up in Kentucky, silly. You either love UK and hate UofL, or you're stupid.

I'm pretty sure I meet all three criteria.

[jennysmurf]

I'm pretty sure I meet all three criteria.

We may be related.

[barjockey]

I saw an ad for Optimum Online and one of the guys looked like Fez. Was it him?

[underdog]

I had never seen the makeout scene from Cruel Intentions until it was mentioned on Ron & Fez on Friday. I'm glad it was brought up.

[Jughead]

Why can I not search for old threads I try but i can not find them or Im doing another old phuck thing.......................... ...PS I Miss Reilly..Pss Good Night Buddys :-(

[PapaBear]

Why can I not search for old threads I try but i can not find them or Im doing another old phuck thing.......................... ...PS I Miss Reilly..Pss Good Night Buddys :-(
What are you looking for?

[Jughead]

What are you looking for?


Could some one start a birthday thread for satcam....I was just trying to search for certain things last night...Thanks Bear

[opie's twisted balls]

I went for a run along the river this afternoon and the scenery was stunning. And by scenery of course I mean athletic women in tights and sports tops. Its difficult to run with wood.

[IamFogHat]

We really need to stop procrastinating and find a new house.

[PapaBear]

Never before, has chopping an onion, burned my eyes more than the one I just chopped!:glurps:

[Chigworthy]

People who say that a song "has a good beat" don't know shit about music.

[IamFogHat]

Oh Fez.

[underdog]

I can't believe Black Earl got fired as head basketball coach of Boston College.

[razorboy]

Happy Birthday Marlowe. I can't believe the kid is already a year old.

[underdog]

Sailor Jerry tastes much different than Captain Morgan.

[weekapaugjz]

Sailor Jerry tastes much different than Captain Morgan.

my friend claims that admiral nelson is the way to go if not going with captain.

[underdog]

my friend claims that admiral nelson is the way to go if not going with captain.

I will have to check this out. They were out of handles of captain so I bought a handle of Sailor Jerry, but it's not the same. Captain is much easier for me to drink. Sailor Jerry has too much "flavor" or something.

[weekapaugjz]

I will have to check this out. They were out of handles of captain so I bought a handle of Sailor Jerry, but it's not the same. Captain is much easier for me to drink. Sailor Jerry has too much "flavor" or something.

well he's not just a sailor, he's a god damned admiral!

[epo]

I've been ignoring my fake message board fiancee for quite a while now. I'm sure there will be hell to pay.

[jennysmurf]

I've been ignoring my fake message board fiancee for quite a while now. I'm sure there will be hell to pay.

Nuh uh! I've been ignoring you! How dare you not notice I've been ignoring you! You weren't ignoring me!:furious:

[razorboy]

I can still dunk on a ten foot rim.

Sweet.

[weekapaugjz]

because some people believe jesus died for their sins, i get a paid holiday tomorrow. thank you jesus.

[razorboy]

because some people believe jesus died for their sins, i get a paid holiday tomorrow. thank you jesus.

Shut your mouth.

[weekapaugjz]

Shut your mouth.

i'm gonna be shutting it on my night off.

[razorboy]

i'm gonna be shutting it on my night off.

Not nearly enough.

[razorboy]

R.I.P. Lew Hayward.

[Furtherman]

Crickets are the best to fall asleep listening to.

[PapaBear]

I like the effect warm, sunny weather has on women's attire.

[StanUpshaw]

Crickets are the best to fall asleep listening to.

A backyard full of them, maybe.

A single one intermittently chirping in a corner somewhere will drive you fucking insane.

[razorboy]

Happy Birthday Pops. 59 years young. I love you more than anything.

[TroutSkin]

I like the effect warm, sunny weather has on women's attire.

daily errands become a joy in the spring.

[PapaBear]

daily errands become a joy in the spring.
Today was like every hot chick in town got an email telling them to put on shorts and walk around town.

[Chigworthy]

Today was like every hot chick in town got an email telling them to put on shorts and walk around town.

The emails to CA got corrupted and said to wear raincoats.

[PapaBear]

The emails to CA got corrupted and said to wear raincoats.
Fucking hackers!

[opie's twisted balls]

My farts smell like burnt plastic today.

[razorboy]

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[Ritalin]

Bus Wankers!

[TeeBone]

I think Jim Nance and his introduction of , 'One Shinning Moment,' perennially might be the lowest point in sports.

Its coming our way in a few minutes...:thumbdown:

[StanUpshaw]

I went to the store get some chicken breasts they had on sale for .88/pound.

They were all out, so they upgraded me to boneless, skinless for the same price. Jackpot!

[PapaBear]

Someone please remind me to buy a cheap book to read in the bathroom tomorrow. I just finished my last one.

[hedges]

Someone please remind me to buy a cheap book to read in the bathroom tomorrow. I just finished my last one.

I recommend Post Office by Charles Bukowski. Or Factotum if you can't find that.

[RoseBlood]

7 hours of yoga today.. whoo wheee :bye:

[underdog]

7 hours of yoga today.. whoo wheee :bye:

Jesus, that's a lot of yoga.

[RoseBlood]

Jesus, that's a lot of yoga.

Nah, that includes lecture time.

[RoseBlood]

What a horrible week and it's only Tuesday.

Please let it be Friday, Please let it be Friday huuuurrrryyyyyyyy!!!

I think I deserve to stop working for today. :smoke:

[TjM]

What a horrible week and it's only Tuesday.

Please let it be Friday, Please let it be Friday huuuurrrryyyyyyyy!!!

I think I deserve to stop working for today. :smoke:

Nope...Still Tuesday

[A.J.]

Still Tuesday

They were a great band back in the 80s.

[realmenhatelife]

The martial arts are bullshit. Well, I respect them as excercise and a physical discipline, but if someone cant beat me up, learning karate isn't going to change that.

[boobieman]

Did anyone else have problems logging on here this afternoon...

Just thinking....

SSSSEYYAAAA

[Suspect Chin]

Did anyone else have problems logging on here this afternoon...

Just thinking....

SSSSEYYAAAA

I got the 'unable to load webpage' screen most of the morning. Every time that happens, I think JustJon finally pulled the plug.

[RoseBlood]

Did anyone else have problems logging on here this afternoon...

Just thinking....

SSSSEYYAAAA

I got the 'unable to load webpage' screen most of the morning. Every time that happens, I think JustJon finally pulled the plug.

I keep thinking work finally blocked this site.

[WampusCrandle]

Deciding whether or not to go to class or to go see Titus Andronicus live.

[RoseBlood]

Deciding whether or not to go to class or to go see Titus Andronicus live.

No brainer

[WampusCrandle]

No brainer

the thing is, I'm trying to figure out if I can do both. like, half way through the 3 hour class, i bounce and go to the concert. I'm just trying to figure how ninja like i can be.

[RoseBlood]

the thing is, I'm trying to figure out if I can do both. like, half way through the 3 hour class, i bounce and go to the concert. I'm just trying to figure how ninja like i can be.

just leave, no one will notice :wink:

[ozzie]

I keep thinking work finally blocked this site.

Ha! Same here.

They're on to us!

[realmenhatelife]

the thing is, I'm trying to figure out if I can do both. like, half way through the 3 hour class, i bounce and go to the concert. I'm just trying to figure how ninja like i can be.

Grab a seat near the door. If you slip out people will just assume you have the runs.

[RoseBlood]

Ha! Same here.

They're on to us!

Oh, they know, I got a phone call about it once.

[ozzie]

Oh, they know, I got a phone call about it once.

Yeah, I gotta be careful about hitting the file library during peak hours, and drawing attention (again).

Otherwise, I think I'm safe.

[PapaBear]

I was dreaming that I was laying down under a tree in my backyard. I saw some nice blossoms and a very blue sky. In the dream, I decided I'd take a cell phone pic of it, and send it to a friend that I knew would like it.

While still sleeping, but for real... I picked up my cell phone, and turned on the camera. I woke up when I realized I was about to take a picture of my ceiling!

[underdog]

Some guy brought up on the show today that seeing a woman on the beach with her top untied is sexy because you hope she forgets about it and stands up. That happened in front of me on my last vacation.

[keithy_19]

So I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with some people who I work with. It's karaoke night. I'm wondering how drunk I'll have to get to take part.

[PapaBear]

The movies of the last decade should have had more establishing montage scenes, like 80's movies had. That way, 20 or 25 years later, middle aged people can re-watch them and say, "HA! We were dumb."

[realmenhatelife]

Noone should change their name when they get married, it's stupid. If you have to change your name you shouldn't be allowed to hyphenate it. If you're hyphenating your name I dont believe you're psyched on being married.

[StanUpshaw]

And don't people understand what will happen if hyphenation becomes the norm? After five generations, people will have 32 last names. After ten generations, 1024 last names. After fifteen generations (approx. 360 years), a child would have 32,768 last names.

Feminism FTW.

[RoseBlood]

After fifteen generations (approx. 360 years).

Thank you for clarifying that. :wacko:

[disneyspy]

the people of this place fucking rule

[underdog]

My company was on Modern Marvels tonight. That was cool.

[PapaBear]

Almost without fail, anytime I go to the grocery store for just two things, they are always on opposite sides of the gigantic store.

[Chigworthy]

Enabling the circular scroll gizmo on my laptop mouse pad is the bee's knees when I can't fing my mouse.

[PapaBear]

FUCK! I hate it when a big nasty spider gets away. This one is hiding between the wall and the toilet tank. I just know, if I go to take a dump, it's going to attack while my pants are down.

[Chigworthy]

FUCK! I hate it when a big nasty spider gets away. This one is hiding between the wall and the toilet tank. I just know, if I go to take a dump, it's going to attack while my pants are down.

Guaranteed it's the Brown Rectloose.

[PapaBear]

Guaranteed it's the Brown Rectloose.
Well, THAT makes me feel better. :flush:

EDIT:

Rectloose

I see what you did there.

[StanUpshaw]

Acrapnophobia.

[jennysmurf]

FUCK! I hate it when a big nasty spider gets away. This one is hiding between the wall and the toilet tank. I just know, if I go to take a dump, it's going to attack while my pants are down.

Alright, there's the visual I needed to help me go to sleep tonight. Thanks, PB. You always come through for me.









Oh, and Brown Rectloose....:thumbup:

[PapaBear]

Alright, there's the visual I needed to help me go to sleep tonight. Thanks, PB. You always come through for me.









Oh, and Brown Rectloose....:thumbup:
If it bites me, care to suck out the venom?

[weekapaugjz]

FUCK! I hate it when a big nasty spider gets away. This one is hiding between the wall and the toilet tank. I just know, if I go to take a dump, it's going to attack while my pants are down.

i used to hate spiders but when i lived by a lake i saw how many fucking lake flies and insects they caught in their webs. now, i kinda just tip my hat to them and say keep up the good work. i'd rather have a few spiders than swarms of flies and gnats.

[jennysmurf]

If it bites me, care to suck out the venom?

I bet you say that to all the girls, you sweet talker you.:wub:

[weekapaugjz]

I bet you say that to all the girls, you sweet talker you.:wub:

not just the girls :wink:

[PapaBear]

i used to hate spiders but when i lived by a lake i saw how many fucking lake flies and insects they caught in their webs. now, i kinda just tip my hat to them and say keep up the good work. i'd rather have a few spiders than swarms of flies and gnats.
My bathroom is fairly fly and gnat free. You're welcome to come relocate this spider to a lake, if you'd like.

[weekapaugjz]

My bathroom is fairly fly and gnat free. You're welcome to come relocate this spider to a lake, if you'd like.

this one's been hanging out with me at work the last few nights.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4501713044_7b6292e304.jpg

[Snoogans]

the movie Head of State gets a bad rap. I just watched it, and yea its stupid, but it cracks me up, and for some reason, i cant stop thinkin thats EXACTLY what happened with obama


somewhere there is some uppity white democrat who was supposed to be president in 2012 who is cryin SO BAD right now

[jennysmurf]

this one's been hanging out with me at work the last few nights.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4501713044_7b6292e304.jpg

Yikes!! Not cool! Not cool! If it bites you, get your boyfriend papabear to take care of you.

[PapaBear]

On second thought, maybe I'll ship the spider off to Iraq to eat mosquitos. My son has been staying in one of Saddam's brothers palaces lately. He told me tonight, "I have some awesome pics, but unfortunately, I also have some awesome mosquito bites.

[StanUpshaw]

this one's been hanging out with me at work the last few nights.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4501713044_7b6292e304.jpg

Why did they have to call it a Wolf Spider? They could have gone with Poodle Spider, then at least it's name wouldn't be so intimidating, even if its appearance still is.

[PapaBear]

Why did they have to call it a Wolf Spider? They could have gone with Poodle Spider, then at least it's name wouldn't be so intimidating, even if its appearance still is.
I can't wait until my Three Wolf Spider and Moon shirt comes from Amazon.com.

[Snoogans]

Why did they have to call it a Wolf Spider? They could have gone with Poodle Spider, then at least it's name wouldn't be so intimidating, even if its appearance still is.

I can't wait until my Three Wolf Spider and Moon shirt comes from Amazon.com.

you guys can laugh all you want. wolf spiders are badass. wait til one is in your house and you try to catch that shit. Fast as fuck and right into a place you cant get them. they come out and night, and fuckin hunt the shit they eat. they dont fuck with webs and waiting. they go get that shit. And a bite from one of them you are fine in a couple days. and they still go get shit done. Without tons of poison. BADASS SPIDERS

[PapaBear]

That's actually along the lines of the one that's in my bathroom right now. I don't think it's a wolf spider. It looked all black and was only the size of about half an inch. But it's definitely one of the really fast, non web type spiders. Those are the kind I hate the most. At least with web spiders, you know where the fuck they are!

EDT: Damn. I just looked up wolf spider. I think mine might actually be one, but just young. It looks just like this...

http://severinghaus.org/gallery/d/600-2/P6104715_wolf_spider_unscaled_sm.jpg

[Snoogans]

That's actually along the lines of the one that's in my bathroom right now. I don't think it's a wolf spider. It looked all black and was only the size of about half an inch. But it's definitely one of the really fast, non web type spiders. Those are the kind I hate the most. At least with web spiders, you know where the fuck they are!

EDT: Damn. I just looked up wolf spider. I think mine might actually be one, but just young. It looks just like this...

http://severinghaus.org/gallery/d/600-2/P6104715_wolf_spider_unscaled_sm.jpg

half inch with legs? most wolf spiders i have seen are at least an inch with legs. but some are black

[StanUpshaw]

Wolf spider is watching you poop.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/8347/800pxwolfeyesforguide.jpg

[PapaBear]

I just wish it was an actual wolf. Then, not only could I see it, but I could use my dog's treats to lure it out the back door.

[Snoogans]

I just wish it was an actual wolf. Then, not only could I see it, but I could use my dog's treats to lure it out the back door.

trust me you have nothing to worry about bro. if anything, that bitch will avoid you. once it gets a bit warner, he will go outside where there is more shit for him to eat. you may see him occasionally but leave him be. he is chill and eventually will be gone and you are all good. Even if he comes around. he wont bite you, you are too big, and if you piss him off, he wont hurt you really anyway.

wolf spiders are the best kind of spider.

[Snoogans]

and if it is a youngin, its even more likely to run from you and not fuck around. they dont like things that they cant kill, and usually avoid them. whenever i see one in my house, i feign chasing it. it usually just runs away to where i cant see it and i never see it again

[StanUpshaw]

I don't have much of a problem with toilet spiders, but I tend to freak out a bit with shower spiders.

But the worst was a canoe spider.

[PapaBear]

and if it is a youngin, its even more likely to run from you and not fuck around. they dont like things that they cant kill, and usually avoid them. whenever i see one in my house, i feign chasing it. it usually just runs away to where i cant see it and i never see it again
I'll leave it alone, but I'm pretty sure it flipped me off right before it ran behind my toilet. That's totally uncool.

[razorboy]

They changed all of my HD channels and I can't find the clicker. Boo.

[RoseBlood]

They changed all of my HD channels and I can't find the clicker. Boo.

Clicker?!?! How old are youuu?!?!?!

It's called a REMOTE :bye:

[razorboy]

Clicker?!?! How old are youuu?!?!?!

It's called a REMOTE :bye:

I'm not that old, dammit!:furious:

[jennysmurf]

I'm not that old, dammit!:furious:

Yes you are.

[razorboy]

Yes you are.

I don't remember asking you your opinion.

[jennysmurf]

I don't remember asking you your opinion.

That's cause you didn't.

[razorboy]

That's cause you didn't.

I guess I'm getting old.

[jennysmurf]

I guess I'm getting old.

Aw c'mon, don't give in that easily! Where's the scrappy razorboy that I know and love?

[razorboy]

Aw c'mon, don't give in that easily! Where's the scrappy razorboy that I know and love?

He's tired.

[jennysmurf]

He's tired.

Poor baby. I'll leave you alone. But I am dissappointed.

[Chigworthy]

I sense a budding internet romance.

[realmenhatelife]

Girls get bored easily, so you'd better smell different all the time.


Is that the best you date rapists can come up with?

[brettmojo]

What's funny about those Nikon commercials is the idea that anyone still remembers who Ashton Kutcher is to want to take his picture.

[RoseBlood]

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!

[disneyspy]

rose bringin the sexay back

[boobieman]

Fuckin cool...tried to post it..but put link

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

SSYYEYSEYYAYAA

[jennysmurf]

Fuckin cool...tried to post it..but put link

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

SSYYEYSEYYAYAA

Wow! That is a cool pic!

[PapaBear]

Christina Applegate has never appeared on any incarnation of Law & Order or CSI.

[StanUpshaw]

Kara Dioguardi is really gorgeous.

[boobieman]

Having sex dreams about a women and not jerking off afterwards..SUCKS
SSSSYEYYAAA

[underdog]

this is the toughest decision ever (http://consumerist.com/2010/04/worst-company-in-america-final-four-bank-of-america-vs-ticketmaster.html)

[disneyspy]

wear the one that doesnt show your nips

[ANC]

Wow, I really miss posting on .net :down:

[jennysmurf]

this is the toughest decision ever (http://consumerist.com/2010/04/worst-company-in-america-final-four-bank-of-america-vs-ticketmaster.html)

Seems to be tough for everyone--they're neck and neck!!

[razorboy]

Seems to be tough for everyone--they're neck and neck!!

Stupid field of 68. The only good thing is having the games on the Turner Network.

[underdog]

Right now would be a bad time to send work emails.

[razorboy]

I just broke my baby toe

AGAIN for the trillionth time.

Boo.

[razorboy]

I have a ton of white hairs in my beard. Getting old stinks.

[jennysmurf]

I have a ton of white hairs in my beard. Getting old stinks.

Nah, too easy.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm trying to decide whether or not to kill the main character in my screenplay for my screen writing class.

[razorboy]

Nah, too easy.

Shush, you.

[Penelope]

I love you so much Davey Mac! If they don't take good care of you at that hospital there will be hell to pay!

[torker]

Is it better to find out she was a slut back then and fuck her now, or ,find out she wasn't a slut and let it be?

[razorboy]

Insomnia sucks.

[boobieman]

Insomnia sucks.

Being up for work to read your post..really really sucks.


SSSYEYYAAAAAAAAAAA

[CaptainBlowhole]

I wonder if there is or was anyone who had only arrived as a Nazi prisoner to Auschwitz just as the camp was being liberated but had boasted about being a survivor ever since?

[dereckfishboy]

Man, there are a lot less chicks around here these days

[PapaBear]

I wonder if there is or was anyone who had only arrived as a Nazi prisoner to Auschwitz just as the camp was being liberated but had boasted about being a survivor ever since?
I believe most of the able bodied prisoners were shipped out before the Nazis abandoned it. It's been a while since I read Night, but I think that's how it went.

[realmenhatelife]

A lot of amateurs trying out for the local talent contest of the Lilith Fair sound a lot like Ani DiFranco. I'm trying to help my friend out and you have to preview each song for 15 seconds before you can vote for it. It's something else.

[StanUpshaw]

Do any of them promote racial tolerance?


or maybe should I ask: over/under 62% promote racial tolerance?

[hanso]

Man, there are a lot less chicks around here these days

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/2711/theyreinhidingsig.jpg

[razorboy]

The Niece is waking up. I think she's hungry. She's definitely loud.

[IamFogHat]

Wow, I really miss posting on .net :down:

I miss posting in listening threads with you.:down:

[disneyspy]

if i mostly just watch the local channels,why the hell do i have the premium movie channels package?

[IamFogHat]

It's muted but I just saw the words "vaginal swab" on the TV. Just thought you'd like to know.

[razorboy]

I just sold my '68 Ford F100 for five grand.

Drinks are on me tonight.

[jennysmurf]

I just sold my '68 Ford F100 for five grand.

Drinks are on me tonight.

Thanks, but I'd rather have mine in a glass.


















boo:flush:

[razorboy]

Thanks, but I'd rather have mine in a glass.


















boo:flush:

liar.

[jennysmurf]

liar.

You're right. Dibs on your bellybutton.

[razorboy]

You're right. Dibs on your bellybutton.

I found it. I win?

[jennysmurf]

I found it. I win?

*sigh* No. You lose. We all lose.

[razorboy]

*sigh* No. You lose. We all lose.

I feel like a winner.

You, on the other hand...

[PapaBear]

The big headed animated kids on Pop Tart commercials really freak me out when they dance.

[IamFogHat]

I love Fez, but when he says the word 'person' it makes me want to commit genocide.

[IamFogHat]

So who was the celebrity that came out in People the boys were talking about last week?

[StanUpshaw]

Some country singer no one has ever heard of.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What Happened.......

[PapaBear]

The 50th anniversary of the Pill just happens to fall on Mother's Day.

[IamFogHat]

When I'm lyin' in my bed at night
I don't wanna grow up
Nothing ever seems to turn out right
I don't wanna grow up
How do you move in a world of fog that's
always changing things
Makes wish that I could be a dog
When I see the price that you pay
I don't wanna grow up
I don't ever want to be that way
I don't wanna grow up
Seems that folks turn into things
that they never want
The only thing to live for is today...
I'm gonna put a hole in my T.V. set
I don't wanna grow up
Open up the medicine chest
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna have to shout it out
I don't want my hair to fall out
I don't wanna be filled with doubt
I don't wanna be a good boy scout
I don't wanna have to learn to count
I don't wanna have the biggest amount
I don't wanna grow up
Well when I see my parents fight
I don't wanna grow up
They all go out and drinkin all night
I don't wanna grow up
I'd rather stay here in my room
Nothin' out there but sad and gloom
I don't wanna live in a big old tomb on grand street
When I see the 5 oclock news
I don't wanna grow up
Comb their hair and shine their shoes
I don't wanna grow up
Stay around in my old hometown
I don't wanna put no money down
I don't wanna get a big old loan
Work them fingers to the bone
I don't wanna float on a broom
Fall in love, get married then boom
How the hell did it get here so soon
I don't wanna grow up

[IamFogHat]

My dad is watching Watchmen for the first time and he looks very perplexed.

[Chigworthy]

My dad is watching Watchmen for the first time and he looks very perplexed.

Is he highin'?

[IamFogHat]

We're gonna driiiiive. We're gonna driiiiive. We're gonna drive and drive and fucken!!!

[PapaBear]

A local grocery store displays their fresh baked rolls in a bed of hay.

Get it?

[jennysmurf]

A local grocery store displays their fresh baked rolls in a bed of hay.

Get it?

Well, did ya?

[PapaBear]

Well, did ya?
Why yes. I got six Portuguese rolls in the hay.

[jennysmurf]

Why yes. I got six Portuguese rolls in the hay.

6? Wow, I'm impressed.:wink: How you doin?