Random Thoughts

[Gvac]

did chad from the alltel commercials get ugly quick?

Alltel? Is that one of those hayseed cell phone companies?

[disneyspy]

ya

[midwestjeff]

I keep scratching my leg but it does not itch.

I hope to hit bone by sunrise.

[hedges]

God work sucked today. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: I think work will be better tomorrow.:smile:

[weekapaugjz]

I keep scratching my leg but it does not itch.

I hope to hit bone by sunrise.

get off the meth.

[midwestjeff]

get off the meth.

Dude, I am walking on sunshine.

[weekapaugjz]

Dude, I am walking on sunshine.

as long as you have that song playing in the background the entire time you are high, i condone your behavior.

[burrben]

"she's like the wind" is the greatest song from the 1980s

[Gvac]

"she's like the wind" is the greatest song from the 1980s

I think you may have forgotten this gem -

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[joethebartender]

Since they renamed the Triborough the RFK bridge, can they please rename the westbound toll plaza the westbound "checkpoint"?

WTF is with all the cops standing there all of the time? They always have somebody pulled over, and they are always peeping around the booths at you while the gate is down.

Am I the right color to be left alone? Have you been harassed at this or any other tolls? the outbound midtown tunnel is another spot to see cops slowing you down and walking up to your car (even when there's very light traffic).

I'm not one of those conspiracy nuts but I'm waiting for the day that one of these robots asks me for my papers.:wallbash:

[razorboy]

I bet I drink two gallons of water a day. Maybe two and a half.

[Gvac]

I'm incredibly horny today. Must be the change in the weather.

[Foster]

I'm incredibly horny today. Must be the change in the weather.

or maybe it's because toiletcrusher came out of the closet

[mrniceguy]

or maybe it's because toiletcrusher came out of the closet

are you sayin toilet crushers constant sucking up to gvac was cuz he wanted to suck up gvac?

[WampusCrandle]

are you sayin toilet crushers constant sucking up to gvac was cuz he wanted to suck up gvac?

he is sucking OFF Gvac - please, lets be accurate.

[Gvac]

I think it might be time to shit can these sneakers. They're getting a bit stanky.

[PapaBear]

I think it might be time to shit can these sneakers. They're getting a bit stanky.
I can't remember the last time I had shoes that smelled bad.

[burrben]

four loko (http://www.drinkfour.com/) (the fruit punch one) is the greatest thing ever

[razorboy]

I can never tune away from 2001: A Space Odyssey when it's on.

[burrben]

i would do very bad things to Cat Power

[razorboy]

My torso is pretty hairy.

[Slumbag]

I think it's time for me to face the harsh reality.

I'm 5'9".
If I'm gonna bang a chick that's over 6'2", I'm probably gonna have to pay for it.

And if she's that tall, I'd have to make sure she was a girl.
Life is unfair sometimes.

[Gvac]

Unfair...or exciting?

[PapaBear]

I think it's time for me to face the harsh reality.

I'm 5'9".
If I'm gonna bang a chick that's over 6'2", I'm probably gonna have to pay for it.

And if she's that tall, I'd have to make sure she was a girl.
Life is unfair sometimes.
Just be glad they don't charge by the inch.

[STC-Dub]

It depends.

[razorboy]

I'm so glad I'm tall. I'd hate to be some short, no action weirdo.

[PapaBear]

FaxZero.com is pretty fucking cool!

[razorboy]

I'm the best man in a wedding on Saturday, but I don't want to get a haircut. I enjoy looking like Animal.

[Slumbag]

When I read things I wrote, I like to read it in the Daniel Plainview voice from There Will Be Blood.
It sounds more devious, and more thought out.

[PapaBear]

You know how the "enlightened ones" say you should be totally honest with women?

Yeah.

Good luck with that.

[TooLowBrow]

i gotta hand it to papabear

as long as i stay up past 2am

he always gives me a reason to post

(i feel like the fez to his ron)

[Coach]

If humans has no feet, our brains and inner ears would be really huge...There would be no Ballet either.

[razorboy]

I can't wait until UK shitcans Billy Gillispie. I'd love to see them get Sean Miller or Anthony Grant in there.

[Gvac]

If you're one of those people who is "everybody's friend" you're either a phony or a gutless wimp who is terrified to take a stand.

It's as simple as that.

[STC-Dub]

So if you have no friends what does that mean?

[BlackSpider]

So if you have no friends what does that mean?

It means you're BlackSpider...

[PapaBear]

It's amazing how simply sauteing a little portobello mushrooms and onions can make the house smell terrific for hours.

[weekapaugjz]

i really want a taco right now.

[WampusCrandle]

i really want a taco right now.

pink taco?

[weekapaugjz]

pink taco?

well, if i went for that, id have to wait until i got home after work. and in that case, it would be a bloody taco...

[WampusCrandle]

well, if i went for that, id have to wait until i got home after work. and in that case, it would be a bloody taco...

so, you want a free taco?

[razorboy]

I think I'm going to take the laptop outside and drink tequila on the deck.

[WampusCrandle]

I think I'm going to take the laptop outside and drink tequila on the deck.

i'm outside right now! studying, drinking, and listening to AFRO. 'tis a beautiful day!

[razorboy]

i'm outside right now! studying, drinking, and listening to AFRO. 'tis a beautiful day!

Now I'm on the deck with some Casa Noble Crystal. It's the outside drinking poster club.

[MisterSmith]

This is one of those days where I feel like a sad, pathetic man. What a soft-hearted sot.

[razorboy]

Sonic boom. Shuttle is back.

[WampusCrandle]

This is one of those days where I feel like a sad, pathetic man. What a soft-hearted sot.

why? go outside! take a walk!

[Gvac]

I was just outside sitting on my porch, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, and chatting with a neighbor while the sun was on my face. I thought to myself "This is really all I need out of life."

I've never felt so content before.

[hammersavage]

I think a great chick helps. It's like this one great thing in your life makes you appreciate all the little things you may have taken for granted before. Everything gets to slide down a peg into their proper perspective and life just seems fuller.




At least that's how I remember it.

[WampusCrandle]

I've never felt so content before.

it's an amazing feeling, where you are in limbo between want and need, you need nothing more, but your wants seem a bit far away. i have to assume that is what peace is.

[cougarjake13]

i had work this morn , got home round 2, took a nap, and now i feel like its a whole nother day

[razorboy]

i had work this morn , got home round 2, took a nap, and now i feel like its a whole nother day

Drinkin' time.

[WampusCrandle]

Drinkin' time.

we are in sync

[cougarjake13]

Drinkin' time.

hells yeh

[Friday]

we are in sync

http://o.aolcdn.com/feedgallery/music/i/n/nsync/13-nsync-082807.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

hey, friday, shouldn't you be at the baby shower?

[cougarjake13]

http://o.aolcdn.com/feedgallery/music/i/n/nsync/13-nsync-082807.jpg

how the hell did they ever get laid with those hair do's

[Friday]

hey, friday, shouldn't you be at the baby shower?

shouldn't you?

[Don Stugots]

transition can be the magnetic force which guides you toward fulfillment of both your deepest desire, and your highest destiny....

[WampusCrandle]

shouldn't you?

i wish i did. unfortunately, i have three papers due monday, one consisting of imperatives and suicide bombers. what a sunny topic

[razorboy]

i wish i did. unfortunately, i have three papers due monday, one consisting of imperatives and suicide bombers. what a sunny topic

Paper, or manifesto?

[cougarjake13]

you know what im hating that i do lately ??


i'll be watching a show or a movie and they'll be in some desperate situation but you know they'll be fine b/c if they werent to make it then its the end of show, or it happens too early in the movie and movie would be over



some examples



CHUCK ... we know that no matter what storyline they do they'll never get it out of his head cause that means the shows over, yeh i guess they could continue with him just being a spy but i think part of the appeal of the show is he isnt a spy and is a goofball and he has the flashes of whats in his head



DOLLHOUSE ... if eliza isnt a doll any more, how can the show go on now the upcoming episode shows them actually doing something like this we'll see how things go from here


TERMINATOR ... john dies, show and movie tie in over




theres more and for some reason this bothers me to the point of no longer being able to enjoy the show or movie

[WampusCrandle]

Paper, or manifesto?

at this rate, i can't tell

[cougarjake13]

Paper, or manifesto?

at this rate, i can't tell

just as long as it isnt communist

[razorboy]

Chupacabra.






Suck it, bitches.

[STC-Dub]

you know what im hating that i do lately ??


i'll be watching a show or a movie and they'll be in some desperate situation but you know they'll be fine b/c if they werent to make it then its the end of show, or it happens too early in the movie and movie would be over

I know, I have always had that problem with movies and TV shows. I just cannot suspend disbelief enough to lose track of time.

[EliSnow]

you know what im hating that i do lately ??


i'll be watching a show or a movie and they'll be in some desperate situation but you know they'll be fine b/c if they werent to make it then its the end of show, or it happens too early in the movie and movie would be over



some examples



CHUCK ... we know that no matter what storyline they do they'll never get it out of his head cause that means the shows over, yeh i guess they could continue with him just being a spy but i think part of the appeal of the show is he isnt a spy and is a goofball and he has the flashes of whats in his head



DOLLHOUSE ... if eliza isnt a doll any more, how can the show go on now the upcoming episode shows them actually doing something like this we'll see how things go from here


TERMINATOR ... john dies, show and movie tie in over




theres more and for some reason this bothers me to the point of no longer being able to enjoy the show or movie

People may have had the same thoughts about Lost: once they leave the island, it's over.

[Gvac]

Enjoy life for what it is, not what others have told you it's supposed to be.

[ToiletCrusher]

Enjoy life for what it is, not what others have told you it's supposed to be.

I see that and will raise you a:

Today is tomorrow's past and tomorrow is today's future. Always plan ahead and never look back.

[Gvac]

I see that and will raise you a:

Today is tomorrow's past and tomorrow is today's future. Always plan ahead and never look back.

I disagree.

Planning ahead is folly.

[WampusCrandle]

Enjoy life for what it is, not what others have told you it's supposed to be.

but every action we do is based on a thought that we had, so, we are always planning for the future, whether imminent or distant.

[kdubya]

Lucy Liu is hot

[TheWalkingDead]

Is it wrong that I love Twilight?

[WampusCrandle]

Lucy Liu is hot

Is it wrong that I love Twilight?

of course and yes!

[hammersavage]

The UPS whiteboard guy is the greatest living American artist.

[Slumbag]

Is it wrong that I love Twilight?

No.
It's perfectly normal for a girl your age to watch that movie.



:lol:

[Slumbag]

Turns out that if you want to do a great Chris Matthews impression, just yell the word Hardball, drop the D and put emphasis on the B.

Fucking nailed it.

[WampusCrandle]

is it wrong that i stare at camel toes, while watching all girl dance troupe practice?

...the correct answer may give birth to pictures.

[razorboy]

I think I may sell my 4Runner and buy one of the 2010 Honda Insights. I'll still have my Tacoma PreRunner and I'm sick of getting 15 miles a gallon running errands.

[Gvac]

is it wrong that i stare at camel toes, while watching all girl dance troupe practice?

...the correct answer may give birth to pictures.

It would be wrong if you DIDN'T stare.

I think I may sell my 4Runner and buy one of the 2010 Honda Insights. I'll still have my Tacoma PreRunner and I'm sick of getting 15 miles a gallon running errands.

How much you want for the PreRunner?

[Gvac]

I think "Passive/Aggressive" is just a fancy term for a pussy; someone who's afraid to confront people or issues head on so they do it in a wimpy way.

I truly detest this kind of person.

[Gvac]

Non-stick frying pans may just be the largest group of products in the false advertising category.

[STC-Dub]

I think "Passive/Aggressive" is just a fancy term for a pussy; someone who's afraid to confront people or issues head on so they do it in a wimpy way.

I truly detest this kind of person.

That's great.

[MC Pee Pants]

I Love The Beastie Boys!!!!!!!!!!!

[razorboy]

You know what? I'm going to take a nap.

[razorboy]

When I was a little kid Maundy Thursday always fucked with my head. I thought it was Monday Thursday, which kind of blew my mind.

[razorboy]

I think I'm going to put on a Charley Pride album.






Yes, I have Charley Pride albums.

[Sue_Bender]

I think I'm going to put on a Charley Pride album.






Yes, I have Charley Pride albums.

Goddamn!

Good for you.

A man of taste.

[Gvac]

This is so fucking weird. I just praised razorboy for being a man of taste in another thread because he said he like BBQ sauce on his fries.

Now I hear he's a Charlie Pride fan?

Outfuckingstanding.

[underdog]

Fringe is a really bad show. I was shocked at how bad the acting was.

[razorboy]

This is so fucking weird. I just praised razorboy for being a man of taste in another thread because he said he like BBQ sauce on his fries.

Now I hear he's a Charlie Pride fan?

Outfuckingstanding.

We're classy men of rare and varied tastes.

[kdubya]

Strawberry shortcake made with Twinkies is delicious

[razorboy]

Strawberry shortcake made with Twinkies is delicious

They're better with buttermilk biscuits.

[Sue_Bender]

It's nearly impossible to clean chunky peanut butter out of a vagina.



You have to wait it out.

[hammersavage]

Charles in Charge took place in New Brunswick.




And I learned something new today.

[Gvac]

Female nudes and erotic photography in general always look better when they're shot in black and white.

[Gvac]

Lots of dead weight around here anymore.

Time for some cutbacks.

[razorboy]

Wow. I had a fucking fantastic night. Waking up wasn't all that unpleasant either.

[razorboy]

The fact that sweet Lou Whitaker isn't in the BBHOF is a fucking travesty.

[burrben]

i just got hot dog juice everywhere

[razorboy]

i just got hot dog juice everywhere

Is that what you call it?

[Section 8]

This is so fucking weird. I just praised razorboy for being a man of taste in another thread because he said he like BBQ sauce on his fries.

Now I hear he's a Charlie Pride fan?

Outfuckingstanding.

My dad puts on a country music station on the iO service once in a while when he watches my son. He said that Jackson giggles, laughs and bounces around when Charlie Pride comes on.

BTW, did I mention that my son is 9 months old?

[razorboy]

My Penguin Soda Maker is one of my favorite Christmas presents ever. I can't even begin to tell you how often I use this thing.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/penguin-295.jpg

[STC-Dub]

Pengiun Soda does not sound very good.

[hammersavage]

E:60 was very good tonight. Profile on Vinny Mac, study on air in hockey rinks which hit close to home, profile on some dude who replicates baseball swings. Good times.

[led37zep]

I can't even begin to tell you how often I use this thing.


How often do you use this thing?

[razorboy]

How often do you use this thing?

I wish I could tell you.

[Gvac]

I miss Bossanova. :glurps:

[Annie Waits]

i really like Gvac, i think he's kewl

[weekapaugjz]

i got a new t-shirt yesterday. it's quite possibly the most comfortable t-shirt in the entire world.

[Gvac]

i really like Gvac, i think he's kewl

I like you too, kiddo! You're the coolest!

Know what else I really like?

Jell-O.

I hadn't eaten it in years but picked some up today when I went food shopping. Black cherry.

Good shit.

I think if you don't like Jell-O you're a first class creep and should be flagged as an enemy of the state.

[Gvac]

i got a new t-shirt yesterday. it's quite possibly the most comfortable t-shirt in the entire world.

I bet it's 100% cotton, right?

The real thick, heavy cotton.

Those are the best t-shirts.

[weekapaugjz]

I like you too, kiddo! You're the coolest!

Know what else I really like?

Jell-O.

I hadn't eaten it in years but picked some up today when I went food shopping. Black cherry.

Good shit.

I think if you don't like Jell-O you're a first class creep and should be flagged as an enemy of the state.

i agree. jell-o rules. i hardly ever have it though. maybe i'll make some this week.

[Jughead]

Can I be mean once in a while???..Fucko(That felt good).....:tongue:

[Annie Waits]

jello is great but i don't like sometimes when it gets that funky crust, that's kind nasty

[Mikemantis]

What about when you see people you havent seen in a long time, why is it wierd and awkward, and you kinda blow them off even though you really are glad to see them

[weekapaugjz]

I bet it's 100% cotton, right?

The real thick, heavy cotton.

Those are the best t-shirts.

i think i read 75% cotton/25% poly. it was unbelieveable though. i wish all my shirts were like it. i got it from my cousin, it has her company's logo on it.

[razorboy]

What about when you see people you havent seen in a long time, why is it wierd and awkward, and you kinda blow them because you really are glad to see them

Oh, reeaallly?

[Gvac]

i think i read 75% cotton/25% poly. it was unbelieveable though. i wish all my shirts were like it. i got it from my cousin, it has her company's logo on it.

Nothing beats a really comfy t-shirt.

[weekapaugjz]

Nothing beats a really comfy t-shirt.

that's for damn sure. i had to chuck a bunch of em a few weeks ago because of excessive wear. they were hard to give up.

[Gvac]

that's for damn sure. i had to chuck a bunch of em a few weeks ago because of excessive wear. they were hard to give up.

I know the feeling.

I'm thinking of eBaying my world famous wolf shirt.

I know it would fetch thousands, but I just can't let it go.

[Annie Waits]

i always feel weird when some people talk and then they forget to clear their throats so when they talk it sounds funny and weird in their throats and then i feel uncomfortable

[led37zep]

I know the feeling.

I'm thinking of eBaying my world famous wolf shirt.

I know it would fetch thousands, but I just can't let it go.

A wise man would frame it and lease it out to truck stops. The GVAC traveling gallery is the future my friend.


The empty hat rack would be the symbolic statement of the century (all 9 years of it).

[Annie Waits]

I know the feeling.

I'm thinking of eBaying my world famous wolf shirt.

I know it would fetch thousands, but I just can't let it go.

would you like my mailing address?

[Gvac]

would you like my mailing address?

Ha!

How much are you willing to bid?

I'm willing to give a discount to friends and family.

[BlackSpider]

Ha!

How much are you willing to bid?

I'm willing to give a discount to friends and family.



Is it washed or does it have your man-musk on it...?

[weekapaugjz]

Is it washed or does it have your man-musk on it...?

man-musk is a must.

[Annie Waits]

Ha!

How much are you willing to bid?

I'm willing to give a discount to friends and family.

i'll trade you a soft turkey trot fez pillow

[PapaBear]

A guy I graduated high school with just got out of prison after 23 years. Imagine what the world must look like to someone who hasn't been free since he was 19 or 20! He probably shouldn't have killed that guy.

[Marc with a c]

i'm sure him and blowhard would get along.

[weekapaugjz]

A guy I graduated high school with just got out of prison after 23 years. Imagine what the world must look like to someone who hasn't been free since he was 19 or 20! He probably shouldn't have killed that guy.

he probably was expecting some flying cars.

[PapaBear]

He's probably having trouble finding a tape drive for his computer.

[Marc with a c]

i'm glad i don't get that reference.

[thejives]

Someone figured out how to film my nightmares and sell them back to me on DVD.

[PapaBear]

i'm glad i don't get that reference.
Computers are what people used before Blackberries.

[Marc with a c]

i'm pretty sure i know what a comptuer is, i'm just not sure what a tape drive is.

[Drunky McBetidont]

my bac must be over .20, i am hammered.

[weekapaugjz]

my bac must be over .20, i am hammered.

i bet you can't get it up to a .30

[underdog]

i bet you can't get it up to a .30

That sounds like a challenge.

[STC-Dub]

8-track drives sucked!

[razorboy]

I think Mellon Arena is a really cool old sports venue. I'll be sad to see it go.

[weekapaugjz]

i really, really like cashews.

[disneyspy]

i really, really like cashews.

cool,another ugly chick will be leavin the state

[jetdog]

One of my favorite scenes of all time is Peter Sellers spinning the globe as he bloviates then non-chalantly leaning on it and busting his ass.

[burrben]

my hand smells but i like it

[nate1000]

i have to poo

[hammersavage]

Nice use of Sigur Ros in the "Earth" trailer. Almost makes me want to sit thru that drek.

[Gvac]

I've been drinking green tea in the mornings and during the day in an effort to cut down on my coffee consumption.

Fuck that.

The caffeine withdrawal headaches just ain't worth it.

[WampusCrandle]

should i go see Newt Gingrich speak tonight at Fordham Prep, for free or should i order pizza, smoke a nice one, and celebrate 420? i've been asking myself that all day.

[PapaBear]

I just found out my ex hasn't written a single letter to my son who has been in boot camp for 6 weeks. CUNT!!!:furious:

[epo]

should i go see Newt Gingrich speak tonight at Fordham Prep, for free or should i order pizza, smoke a nice one, and celebrate 420? i've been asking myself that all day.

I'm sure you did the right thing, hippie.

[Slumbag]

Prostitutes are by far the most annoying and gross people on the planet.

[PapaBear]

Prostitutes are by far the most annoying and gross people on the planet.
They're in Sales. What do you expect?

[Slumbag]

They're in Sales. What do you expect?

I expect them not to attempt to make eye contact with me, don't try and be sweet, and don't touch me.

Just go suck a strange man's dick for money.

These broads look like they were on the Bret Michaels Whore Bus.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm sure you did the right thing, hippie.

i fell asleep without doing either ... oh well

[Gvac]

How fucking awesome is olive oil? I mean really good, expensive, extra virgin olive oil. It's a salad topping, a pan greaser, and so much more.

Not to mention its deliciousness.

[WampusCrandle]

How fucking awesome is olive oil? I mean really good, expensive, extra virgin olive oil. It's a salad topping, a pan greaser, and so much more.

Not to mention its deliciousness.

it really is the greatest ... plus, it helps you get into short shorts

[PapaBear]

I'm not very good at sharpening knives, so be warned. If I stab you, it's probably gonna hurt pretty bad.

[MC Pee Pants]

Double cheese 2 for 3$. Thank God.

[Gvac]

I had almost forgotten what a beautiful little baby face I have.

[razorboy]

Cantaloupe and honeydew are both good on their own, but cantaloupe and honeydew drizzled with Cointreau is AWESOME.

[led37zep]

Cantaloupe and honeydew are both good on their own, but cantaloupe and honeydew drizzled with Cointreau is AWESOME.

If I'm ever elected God there are a few things I'm banishing.

First to go are the Dodgers,
Second is the Cantaloupe, that shit is vile.

[EliSnow]

Has anyone else ever been listening to the radio, and heard Oasis's Wonderwall come on, and expect to hear the words "Fatty Pnuemonia" uttered three seconds into it?

And then been disappointed when it doesn't come on?

[razorboy]

Has anyone else ever been listening to the radio, and heard Oasis's Wonderwall come on and then be disappointed when you realize Oasis wasn't just a bad dream you had?

[WampusCrandle]

Has anyone else ever been listening to the radio, and heard Oasis's Wonderwall come on and then be disappointed when you realize Oasis wasn't just a bad dream you had?

i worry about this all the time....:down:

[razorboy]

I fucking hate my keyboard. They need to design a MUCH larger keyboard. I use hand and finger exercise machines everyday and I still feel like my hands have been run through a wash wringer after a day of work.

[razorboy]

I still want a pet orangutan.

[Slumbag]

I still want a pet orangutan.

You know the old saying.
"It's all fun and games, til your dick gets ripped off".

[TooLowBrow]

this whole asburger thing on the show recently makes me want augustine burroughs interviewed on the show more than ever.
his brother has asburgers
and
him and fez'd make a good couple

[razorboy]

Ugh. I have to fly to San Jose in a week. I FUCKING HATE San Jose.

[razorboy]

I'm stoned and I'm putting The Byrds Fifth Dimension on my turntable. Don't you dare judge me.

[PapaBear]

Beyonce Knowles looks so beautiful in minimal makeup in those Nintendo DS commercials.

[razorboy]

I fucking hate being an insomniac. I started my own business so I didn't have to be up at five thirty, among other reasons.

[jessicaduh]

i was in insomnia hell last night myself. blah.

[jessicaduh]

i have a thing about hands. i think hands can tell you a lot about a man. if a man's hands look weak or too smooth or too feminine, it's a turn off. if he has sausage fingers or the hands of my old italian great uncle, it's an instant turn off.
Unfair. Some of us have big hands and can't help it.

I fucking hate being an insomniac. I started my own business so I didn't have to be up at five thirty, among other reasons.

you really didn't need to be up all night worrying. flattering, though.

[DolaMight]

Look at this graph to get a visual of the crash and how the recession did start in 07.

http://www.slate.com/id/2216238/

[The End]

I have recently been listening to this album over and over again. Just pure genious

[kdubya]

My hand itches

[Gvac]

Let It Bleed - I have recently been listening to this album over and over again. Just pure genious

I really like the cut of your jib.

[The End]

I really like the cut of your jib.

Thank you sir. Now, Let it bleed or Sticky Fingers?

[Gvac]

Thank you sir. Now, Let it bleed or Sticky Fingers?

As much as I love every album in the Stones' famed "Grand Slam" (Beggars Banquet, Let It Bleed, Exile On Main Street, and Sticky Fingers) and a case can be made for each and every one, "Let It Bleed" will always be my personal favorite.

[razorboy]

I can't sleep.





And I fucking hate June Bugs..

[A.J.]

As much as I love every album in the Stones' famed "Grand Slam" (Beggars Banquet, Let It Bleed, Exile On Main Street, and Sticky Fingers) and a case can be made for each and every one, "Let It Bleed" will always be my personal favorite.

If only you could learn the solo to that song.

[razorboy]

I'm going out on the deck and enjoying a Laphroaig ten year and an Arturo Fuente Don Carlos.

[razorboy]

Anyone else use white vinegar in the wash instead of fabric softener? It works quite well.


Edit: This should have gone in random questions. I've been drinking scotch.

[jessicaduh]

it also keeps the colors / whites brighter.

[razorboy]

I just broke my pinky toe for the 4000th time. Fanfuckingtastic.

[jessicaduh]

i fucking loathe high-maintenance booking agents.

[razorboy]

I need to have my piano tuned.

[razorboy]

Jason Isbell puts on a great live show. Probably better than DBT. I think I drank more beers than I sold tonight.

[razorboy]

Nolan Ryan is fucking awesome.

[razorboy]

I'm going to go get a smoked turkey on pumpernickel sandwich.

[razorboy]

I have Pacquiao winning the fight in a big big way.

[hammersavage]

I like what you just said little kid. I'm laying money down on Pacquiao then.


And Chocolate Candy. What a sports day Saturday is.

[STC-Dub]

I thought that Hatton had the advantage because his pogo stick is better?

[razorboy]

TMJ fucking sucks.


Edit: and my AC just died. Can things get much worse? This wasn't an inexpensive system, and it's hot as hell down here.

[Slumbag]

I never knew that Jane Krakowski from 30 Rock was Randy Quaid's imbred daughter in National Lampoons Vacation.

I don't know how I never pieced that together.

[PapaBear]

I never knew that Jane Krakowski from 30 Rock was Randy Quaid's imbred daughter in National Lampoons Vacation.

I don't know how I never pieced that together.
She's good at French kissing.

[Slumbag]

She's good at French kissing.

Did you know when they play that movie on Comedy Central, they won't let her say she french kisses her dad?
They replace it with Science Teacher.

[razorboy]

It's soooooooooooo fucking hot.






I can't sleep.

[weekapaugjz]

It's soooooooooooo fucking hot.






I can't sleep.

Move north. Its a comfortable 68 right now.

In my opinion, it should always be at this temperature.

[razorboy]

Move north. Its a comfortable 68 right now.

In my opinion, it should always be at this temperature.

Perhaps, but then I'd have to live in Buffalo. I don't have children at this point, but if I ever do, I couldn't put them through that horror.

[weekapaugjz]

Perhaps, but then I'd have to live in Buffalo. I don't have children at this point, but if I ever do, I couldn't put them through that horror.

Right, the horror of not being able to sleep at night.

OH THE HORROR!!!

[razorboy]

Sooooooooooooooooo fucking hot.

[razorboy]

I might have slept for three hours. It's so fucking hot. When the hell is the A/C guy getting here?

[jessicaduh]

i barely slept myself.

[jessicaduh]

i'm getting a refrigerator tomorrow. i've been living with a dorm fridge since i bought my house a year and a half ago - i couldn't take it with me from my old place. given the fact that i eat fresh meat and fruits and vegetables and don't really eat grains and i barely use my cupboards except for herbs/spices and such, it's been very difficult and quite expensive.

sometimes trying to live beneath your means equals spending more in ways you didn't forecast.

anyway, i'm excited.

[jessicaduh]

i really hate being called "jess."

[jessicaduh]

i'm angry and tired. i have a fucking shitload of work to do today, but my brain just will not focus. i fucking hate today.

[razorboy]

The A/Cman cometh. I'm $150 poorer but the house is finally inhabitable again.

[Coach]

The Cleaning lady is oddly hot.

[hammersavage]

I'd still do Jane Seymour

[Gvac]

Tomorrow is going to be one of the best days of my life.

[Foster]

Tomorrow is going to be one of the best days of my life.

I'll bite, why is that?

[Gvac]

I'll bite, why is that?

I'll be at a BBQ with some of the most awesome people ever put on this planet.

It's going to be legendary. A true meeting of the minds, and hopefully bodies as well.

[Foster]

I'll be at a BBQ with some of the most awesome people ever put on this planet.

It's going to be legendary. A true meeting of the minds, and hopefully bodies as well.

isn't it supposed to rain all weekend?

[razorboy]

I'd really like to get all of the world's top scientific minds to work on engineering miniature elephants and orangutans. I think they would make adorable pets.

[hammersavage]

There's only one Ricky Hatton
one Ricky Hatton
walkin' along
singin' a song
walkin' in Hatton wonderland

[epo]

There's only one Ricky Hatton
one Ricky Hatton
walkin' along
singin' a song
walkin' in Hatton wonderland

Goddamn. I have never seen such an overrated example of the "Great White Hope".

[hammersavage]

Whatever you race trading sack o' mojo

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sp21019l97381.jpg
new sears tower view

[Gvac]

I'd really like to get all of the world's top scientific minds to work on engineering miniature elephants and orangutans. I think they would make adorable pets.

Bonsai beasts?

This intrigues me...

[STC-Dub]

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sp21019l97381.jpg
new sears tower view

Looks very cool. I though the great white hope only applied to heavy weights?

[jauble]

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sp21019l97381.jpg
new sears tower view

Looks like Sim city meets the Sims. Will be a trip though.

[sailor]

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sp21019l97381.jpg
new sears tower view

grand canyon skywalk:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/3074436256_bb5f554ab2_o.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

grand canyon skywalk:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/3074436256_bb5f554ab2_o.jpg

i wonder if in chicago youll have to wear booties like in the grand canyon

[razorboy]

Bonsai beasts?

This intrigues me...

You know they'd be a big hit.

[jessicaduh]

but...one problem. we already abuse elephants, incredible gentle creatures that they are, beyond comprehension. wouldn't it be much worse if they were small enough for us to feel we could somewhat control? or do you think much of the way people mistreat them stems from their vast largess and our need to overcome our feelings of inadequacy/patheticness in comparison?

poor elephants.

[Coach]

With all that glass..one would think N.O.W would be pissed about the ceilings







AAAAAAAAH Booooooooo!

[burrben]

i could go for a night of 1000 polls again

[jessicaduh]

new refrigerators really ought to come fully stocked. my bottle of mustard looks pretty pathetic all by itself in a full-sized fridge. i really need to go shopping.

[BlackSpider]

I feel like buying a new gun today...

[razorboy]

I'm taking a nap.

[disneyspy]

i think the newest member,viagragraf,is a spammer

[cougarjake13]

life costs too much money

[Foster]

i think the newest member,viagragraf,is a spammer

don't be so quick to judge

[razorboy]

i think the newest member,viagragraf,is a spammer

I think YOU'RE the spammer.

[disneyspy]

I think YOU'RE the spammer.

in 30 days my point will be proven,dont you have some gillettes to spam

[Gvac]

Horse racing sucks.

I can't even feign interest in it once a year.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

grand canyon skywalk:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/3074436256_bb5f554ab2_o.jpg
LEDOUSKI AND I USE TO LIVE THERE. THE GRAND CANYON THAT IS. 6 YEARS. GOOD PLACE TO BE.

[Dell]

LEDOUSKI AND I USE TO LIVE THERE. THE GRAND CANYON THAT IS. 6 YEARS. GOOD PLACE TO BE.

when did you start the all caps... feels like you're yelling budday... (and I strangely hear the voice of my grandfather while reading all caps)...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

when did you start the all caps... feels like you're yelling budday... (and I strangely hear the voice of my grandfather while reading all caps)...Sorry 'bout that. Sometimes when I look up a notice that I've hit the Caps Lock button while capitalizing a letter. So I just roll with it.

UNDERSTAND YOU DAMN WHIPPER SNAPPER.

[cougarjake13]

i am cornholio and need teepee for my bunghole

[Gvac]

LEDOUSKI AND I USE TO LIVE THERE. THE GRAND CANYON THAT IS. 6 YEARS. GOOD PLACE TO BE.

Did you used to fill a flashlight with franks and beans and feed them to a little Native American boy?

[Gvac]

All is well!

http://www.pensionriskmatters.com/wildlife-monkeys-hear-no-evil-see-no-evil-speak-no-evil.jpg (http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/www.ronfez.net)

[PapaBear]

LEDOUSKI AND I USE TO LIVE THERE. THE GRAND CANYON THAT IS. 6 YEARS. GOOD PLACE TO BE.
That explains the posting in all caps. You probably had to yell a lot because the canyon is so huge.

[PapaBear]

On Monday's show they were talking about ice cream floats and Ron said Sprite and chocolate ice cream probably wouldn't work. I agree, but I wonder how Sprite and orange sherbet would be. I just might try it.

[razorboy]

Jesus Christ. My yard is full of Black Racers.

[jessicaduh]

i think i cut my jib.

[cougarjake13]

Jesus Christ. My yard is full of Black Racers.

i thought there was only one in nascar ??