Random Thoughts

[PapaBear]

I've never had turtle soup. I wonder if it's good.

[cougarjake13]

I've never had turtle soup. I wonder if it's good.

tastes like chicken

[razorboy]

Ugh. Can't sleep.


Time for a smoke.

[PapaBear]

tastes like chicken
I always heard that about frog legs. Finally had them a few years ago. They really do taste like chicken! But with the flakiness of perfectly cooked fish. I loved it!

[razorboy]

Shit. I walked into a spider web. Goddamn spiders.

[jennysmurf]

I love the weather here. I needed to wear a sweater tonight. And it's August!

[PapaBear]

Shit. I walked into a spider web. Goddamn spiders.
Don't worry. Once you pull all the webs off your face, they will be gone forever. You won't feel like you have webs all over you at all. And... when you go back to bed, you won't feel like there's a spider under the covers with you.


I promise!

[razorboy]

Don't worry. Once you pull all the webs off your face, they will be gone forever. You won't feel like you have webs all over you at all. And... when you go back to bed, you won't feel like there's a spider under the covers with you.


I promise!

Aarrghh!

Spiders everywhere!

[razorboy]

I feel like I might be going into cardiac arrest.

[PapaBear]

I feel like I might be going into cardiac arrest.
Don't worry. It's just the siders.

See what I did there? You no longer have a spider problem. It's just siders. And everyone knows, siders are harmless.

[razorboy]

Don't worry. It's just the siders.

See what I did there? You no longer have a spider problem. It's just siders. And everyone knows, siders are harmless.

I don't know. The way they creep up next to you, and all.

[jennysmurf]

I don't know. The way they creep up next to you, and all.

Well, they're nothing next to sliders.

[PapaBear]

I don't know. The way they creep up next to you, and all.
No... That's SIDLERS! Siders are basically like french fries.

[razorboy]

I shouldn't have so many grey hairs in my beard. I'm still relatively young.

[razorboy]

Well, they're nothing next to sliders.

Sliders? Now I'm hungry.

[razorboy]

The Night-blooming Jasmine smells particularly awesome tonight.

[jennysmurf]

The Night-blooming Jasmine smells particularly awesome tonight.

Oh that's me. I'm hiding in the shrubbery.

[razorboy]

Oh that's me. I'm hiding in the shrubbery.

You went a little heavy on the perfume.

[jennysmurf]

You went a little heavy on the perfume.

Sorry. Subtlety is not my forte.

[razorboy]

Sorry. Subtlety is not my forte.

Well, you were hiding in the bushes. I might have guessed.

[TooLowBrow]

im hiding up in a tree

theres a pollack up here too

'moo'!

:laugh:

[PapaBear]

theres a pollack up here too
Is the throwing paint all over you?

[weekapaugjz]

Oh that's me. I'm hiding in the shrubbery.

You really enjoy spying on people from the bushes.

[jennysmurf]

You really enjoy spying on people from the bushes.

Well, once you knew I was there, it took all the fun out of it.

[PapaBear]

You really enjoy spying on people from the bushes.
You remembered that too? :lol:

[TooLowBrow]

Is the throwing paint all over you?

im sorry if im not up on my spelling of derogatory slang


although i have an uncle who knew jackson pollack
my uncle said that, during blackouts, pollack would use a solar powered flashlight!

what a nut

[razorboy]

I'm going out for a smoke.


Naked.

[jennysmurf]

You remembered that too? :lol:

Miss the late night thread....:down:

[weekapaugjz]

Miss the late night thread....:down:

Well hopefully you will be around on friday and saturday night. I have to work a few overnights.

[jennysmurf]

I'm going out for a smoke.


Naked.

Sweeeeeeet!
http://chicagoagainstobama.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/leather.jpg?w=450&h=337

[jennysmurf]

Well hopefully you will be around on friday and saturday night. I have to work a few overnights.

I depends upon when I decide to start my roadtrip up the Pacific Coast Highway. I have next week off, and have decided to spend it that way.

[weekapaugjz]

I depends upon when I decide to start my roadtrip up the Pacific Coast Highway. I have next week off, and have decided to spend it that way.

Wow. Inane banter with me or a beautiful drive up the coast?














I look forward to your posts this weekend.

[PapaBear]

Miss the late night thread....:down:

Well hopefully you will be around on friday and saturday night. I have to work a few overnights.

I depends upon when I decide to start my roadtrip up the Pacific Coast Highway. I have next week off, and have decided to spend it that way.
Don't worry, JZ. If she's not here, I'm experienced in hiding in bushes.

[CuntagiousChris]

My therapist says I'm depressed but I don't think your supposed to be happy all the time or even most

[jennysmurf]

Don't worry, JZ. If she's not here, I'm experienced in hiding in bushes.

Well, I would hope someone from Vagina would be good at that. P.S. You should check your facebook. I had no idea what I was starting, I promise!

[razorboy]

My therapist says I'm depressed but I don't think your supposed to be happy all the time or even most

Have you tried liquor?

[PapaBear]

My therapist says I'm depressed but I don't think your supposed to be happy all the time or even most
If you were happy all the time, that would be really depressing for therapists.

[PapaBear]

Well, I would hope someone from Vagina would be good at that. P.S. You should check your facebook. I had no idea what I was starting, I promise!
I saw. I'm giving her that last one.

[razorboy]

Sweeeeeeet!

My neighbors loved the show.

[sailor]

mom driving wrong way on taconic last week was at double the legal BAC limit (http://wcbstv.com/local/taconic.state.parkway.2.1114132.html) and had traces of marijuana in her system. stupid bitch. poor kids.

[Snoogans]

mom driving wrong way on taconic last week was at double the legal BAC limit (http://wcbstv.com/local/taconic.state.parkway.2.1114132.html) and had traces of marijuana in her system. stupid bitch. poor kids.

how can that make someone drive backwards on a highway? Ive been pretty drunk before while operating a car (on a closed course where I was legally allowed to....yea) and I never once came anywhere near going onto the wrong side of a road or anything. CONTROL YOURSELVES. I could take morphine and not be that fucked up

[strawberrypop]

mom driving wrong way on taconic last week was at double the legal BAC limit (http://wcbstv.com/local/taconic.state.parkway.2.1114132.html) and had traces of marijuana in her system. stupid bitch. poor kids.

That's awful. Her poor brother had 3 daughters die in the crash. I can't imagine what he's going through.

[sailor]

how can that make someone drive backwards on a highway? Ive been pretty drunk before while operating a car (on a closed course where I was legally allowed to....yea) and I never once came anywhere near going onto the wrong side of a road or anything. CONTROL YOURSELVES. I could take morphine and not be that fucked up

it couldn't have helped.

[hammersavage]

Elizabeth Moss is engaged to Fred Armisen. Who knew?

[razorboy]

I had waaaaaay too many hot peppers tonight.

[razorboy]

Fuckers.

[ANC]

Wow, if the baby is born on Sunday, it'll be exactly 9 months from our wedding day. :happy:

[underdog]

The end of my belt has metal on it that has started to get sharp, so I put my belt on the opposite way today, so the sharp would point down and not into my fat stomach.

It was one of the hardest things I've ever done. And every time I have to go to the bathroom I feel retarded trying to buckle my belt again. It's so fucking difficult.

[cougarjake13]

im starting to hate the things i enjoy



not b/c im getting bored or anything but b/c one day ill be dead and no longer able to enjoy these things and it saddens me

[razorboy]

im starting to hate the things i enjoy

Try doing something you hate. Maybe you'll start to enjoy it.

[cougarjake13]

Try doing something you hate. Maybe you'll start to enjoy it.

nah it annoys me too much to do something i hate


and in the event i do wind up enjoying it im back to square one

[razorboy]

My hair smells fantastic.

[razorboy]

Isn't it great when this forum decides to choke on it's own tongue?

[razorboy]

Holy shit. I just received a very frightening phonecall.

[weekapaugjz]

Holy shit. I just received a very frightening phonecall.

did dracula call you?

[razorboy]

did dracula call you?

Might as well have been.

[TooLowBrow]

How to Decipher Teen Sex Slang (http://www.ehow.com/how_2108136_decipher-teen-sex-slang.html)

[PapaBear]

I've probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on gas in my lifetime. But I never see it!

[One Dead Fred]

If you drained the ocean, where would you put it?

[hammersavage]

I've probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on gas in my lifetime. But I never see it!

you saying its all a myth? I like where your heads at.

[razorboy]

I've probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on gas in my lifetime. But I never see it!

Whatever, farty McFarts alot.

[PapaBear]

you saying its all a myth? I like where your heads at.
Greatest scam ever. I'm not going to buy it anymore. I bet my car keeps running.

[jauble]

How to Decipher Teen Sex Slang (http://www.ehow.com/how_2108136_decipher-teen-sex-slang.html)

Step 2 Giving oral sex anally is slanged "tossing salad."

Ohhhh so thats what that meant. Boy is my face red.

[hammersavage]

Greatest scam ever. I'm not going to buy it anymore. I bet my car keeps running.

me too. if mine keeps going, boy do I owe you one!

[razorboy]

Ohhhh so thats what that meant. Boy is my face red.

Or white? What is with all of the hummers?

[hammersavage]

Why is 10:10 the Default Setting for Clocks and Watches?

The real reason for the setting? Aesthetics. The 10:10 position gives the clock or watch a number of benefits:

• The hands not overlapping, so they’re fully and clearly visible and their styling can be admired.

• The arrangement of the hands is symmetrical, which people generally find more pleasant than asymmetry, making the product more appealing to customers.

• The manufacturer’s logo, usually in the center of the face under the 12, is not only visible, but nicely framed by the hands.

• Additional elements on the face (like date windows and secondary dials), usually placed near the 3, 6, or 9, won’t be obscured.

According to the folks at Timex (who set their products at 10:09:36 exactly), the standard setting used to be 8:20, but this made the face look like it was frowning. To make the products look “happier,” the setting was flipped into a smile (occasionally, you’ll still see the 8:20 setting on some clocks or watches where the manufacturer’s logo is at bottom of the face above the 6).

[TooLowBrow]

Why is 10:10 the Default Setting for Clocks and Watches?



According to the folks at Timex (who set their products at 10:09:36 exactly), the standard setting used to be 8:20, but this made the face look like it was frowning. To make the products look “happier,” the setting was flipped into a smile (occasionally, you’ll still see the 8:20 setting on some clocks or watches where the manufacturer’s logo is at bottom of the face above the 6).

[hammersavage]

thats what I said

[TooLowBrow]

thats what I said

exactly

[cougarjake13]

somebody has yahoo as their home page

[ANC]

I could go for a nice punch in the mouth. Maybe it'll wake me up a bit.

[PapaBear]

Random revelation...

They guy from Fox's "Lie to Me" is the guy who robbed the diner with Honey Bun in "Pulp Fiction".

[ANC]

Random revelation...

They guy from Fox's "Lie to Me" is the guy who robbed the diner with Honey Bun in "Pulp Fiction".

:laugh:

Tim Roth, also Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs, and the bellboy in 4 rooms. He's a great actor but I can't stomach that show.

[WampusCrandle]

I farted and I'm worried my pants are filled with shit. What do I do?

[ANC]

I farted and I'm worried my pants are filled with shit. What do I do?

Put your cellphone to your ear and act like you just got an urgent call and you are angry. Then haul ass to the shitter.

[WampusCrandle]

Put your cellphone to your ear and act like you just got an urgent call and you are angry. Then haul ass to the shitter.

im in my house. i moved around ... doesn't feel shitty. oh well, i will wait until the smell hits.

[ANC]

im in my house. i moved around ... doesn't feel shitty. oh well, i will wait until the smell hits.

Oh you're in your house? What's the problem, just penguin walk to the bathroom.

[PapaBear]

In Bulgaria, KFC serves beer and wine.

[TooLowBrow]

In Bulgaria, KFC serves beer and wine.

in america, starbucks does

[FatassTitePants]

I refuse to date local girls because I hate the central PA accent.

[strawberrypop]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERS you motherfucking mosquitoes Leave me ALONE!!!!!

[STC-Dub]

I am really not looking forward to having company for a month.

[Slumbag]

Only about three hours into quitting smoking and I want everyone dead.
No idea why this is so much worse than the other time I quit.

[hammersavage]

Three hours? Do you smoke in your sleep? You've gone longer

[Slumbag]

Three hours? Do you smoke in your sleep? You've gone longer

I quit before, but for some reason it sucks.

Off topic, but I think I just talked to me in the future.
Coolest old dude on the planet. Divorced his chick after 27 years, and was telling me how I could get more out of quitting, than the pleasure I would get from smoking. He was talking about Ben Franklin, and how his "early to bed" moniker was for weaklings.


Seriously, one of the coolest people I have ever met.
I'm good.

[ANC]

9AM can't come any faster...

[PapaBear]

A perfectly ripe cantaloupe is fucking amazing.

[razorboy]

Chobani peach yogurt is really good.

[STC-Dub]

Chips and Salsa are not a good post-workout food.

[jauble]

I need this as a fluid thought thread while I cant sleep. Panic, worry, something funny, regret, something funny.

[mikeyboy]

I just purchased some goods from Duane Reade from a woman who's name tag said "Lassania". I so hope it's pronounced like it looks.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I just purchased some goods from Duane Reade from a woman who's name tag said "Lassania". I so hope it's pronounced like it looks.

did you try and say it? as in, "thanks la san e ya"

[Gvac]

Hey mikeyboy - what do you think of closing the site down for the week while the boys are on vacation?

I think it would be cool.

[STC-Dub]

That would go over well.

[Slumbag]

I wish Rachel Maddow was into dudes.

[Bellyfullasnot]

I've worked for you full time for 7 years. Why do I have to wait until a 2 day a week "handjobber" checks in with his availability?

[strawberrypop]

A minimum of 5 times a day, I spend time making a post/response before realizing it's retarded and abandoning it entirely.

Judging by the quality of the posts I actually submit, I should probably up that number significantly.

[underdog]

A minimum of 5 times a day, I spend time making a post/response before realizing it's retarded and abandoning it entirely.

Judging by the quality of the posts I actually submit, I should probably up that number significantly.

That's what post purgatory is for.

[STC-Dub]

I am so glad I am not going to have company for a month now.

[cougarjake13]

didnt know duane reade still existed

[GregoryJoseph]

Apparently the rules of the That's Life Forum are no longer respected.

Or enforced.

[razorboy]

I went outside for a smoke and I was greeted by a five inch long Cicada chilling on one of my downspouts. Gross.

[razorboy]

Why didn't anyone tell me I'm out of turkey? How in the hell am I supposed to make myself lunch when I don't have any Goddamn turkey?

[razorboy]

You know what I hate about bendy straws? They drip.

[razorboy]

I think one of the pots on my Kay Speed Demon is fried.

At least I have a project for tomorrow.

[jauble]

I may be drunk, but wolf shelters may be awesome.

[razorboy]

Aaaargh. My yard is full of no-see-ums.

[PapaBear]

Aaaargh. My yard is full of no-see-ums.
How do you know?

[jennysmurf]

How do you know?

Okay, that was funny too. You're right, I am easily amused.

[jennysmurf]

Aaaargh. My yard is full of no-see-ums.

Pssst...that was me. Sorry.

[razorboy]

Pssst...that was me. Sorry.

You have got to stop hiding in the shrubbery.

[razorboy]

I just poked myself in the eye.

It hurt.

[jennysmurf]

I just poked myself in the eye.

It hurt.

That was me too. Sorry again.

[razorboy]

That was me too. Sorry again.

How did you get me to poke myself in the eye?

[PapaBear]

I just poked myself in the eye.

It hurt.
That's not going to help you see um.

[jennysmurf]

How did you get me to poke myself in the eye?

Magic and stuff.

[PapaBear]

I just saw a Smokey the Bear ad and noticed his slogan is now "Only you can prevent wild fires." For you young uns, it used to be "Only you can prevent FOREST fires." I wonder if the slogan changed, because there are so few forests left.

[razorboy]

Magic and stuff.

Color me skeptical.

[spoon]

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[PapaBear]

<object height="385" width="480">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T1rZBxn3Zx8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></object>
I think you just found a new ring!:clap:

[razorboy]

That's not going to help you see um.

I couldn't see-um anyway. Aren't my other senses supposed to be more keen after I inadvertently blinded myself?

[jennysmurf]

Color me skeptical.

Skeptical? I would've colored you with my bestest purple crayon, then thrown a bit of glitter in.

[razorboy]

Skeptical? I would've colored you with my bestest purple crayon, then thrown a bit of glitter in.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/sketch-furniture3.jpg

A magical purple crayon?

[jennysmurf]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/sketch-furniture3.jpg

A magical purple crayon?

YES!!!!!!

[razorboy]

YES!!!!!!

I'm changing my name to Harold.

[razorboy]

For fuck's sake. I was cutting tile and a shard of saltillo lodged itself into my calf. Blood and pain.

[razorboy]

Advance Wars: Days of Ruin.

I can't beat this Goddamn game.

[razorboy]

I love my dogs so Goddamn much. They understand me.

[PapaBear]

Wet watermelon seeds are nearly impossible to pick up from a tile floor, if you don't have long fingernails.

[PapaBear]

Replacing the keyboard on a laptop is incredibly easy.

[chefdoug68]

I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip.

[bigfatfuck]

I want a pizza topped with bacon cheeseburgers. Diets suck.

[PapaBear]

This place can be very confusing when you don't sign in until night time, and have to make heads or tails of all the spoof threads.

[razorboy]

My beard is almost 50% white. I thought I had another year before I officially turned old.

[razorboy]

I think I may be suffering from liver failure.

[STC-Dub]

I think I need to go see a doctor soon.

[chefdoug68]

I think I need to go see a doctor soon.

I agree with you.

[PapaBear]

There are some good eggs on this board.:wink:

[hammersavage]

name names. NAME NAMES!!!!!!!!

[Gvac]

I'm going to let you all in on a magical, mystical secret of message board posting - when someone posts or starts a thread that is an obvious attempt to start drama, if you ignore it, it will disappear.

It will go to the bottom of the pile with ZERO replies.

If everyone goes on the offensive, however, it constantly bumps the thread to the top and stirs up anger.

And the trolls appear. And "board wars" begin.

Until everyone agrees to the policy of NO PERSONAL ATTACKS, no matter what side they're on, the shit will never stop.

Mods and admins should also DELETE such flaming threads and posts, not lock them.

It's an incredibly simple, yet effective, secret.

You're welcome.

[Section 8]

Random Thoughts, huh?

How are we going to get the elephant in the tutu?

Now that's random...

[razorboy]

How are we going to get the elephant in the tutu?

Vaseline?

[razorboy]

My piano could really use tuning.

[PapaBear]

My piano could really use tuning.
Wrong thread. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010)

[razorboy]

Wrong thread. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010)

You know that isn't what I meant.

[PapaBear]

You know that isn't what I meant.
NOW I do.

[TooLowBrow]

I'm going to let you all in on a magical, mystical secret of message board posting - when someone posts or starts a thread that is an obvious attempt to start drama, if you ignore it, it will disappear.

It will go to the bottom of the pile with ZERO replies.

If everyone goes on the offensive, however, it constantly bumps the thread to the top and stirs up anger.

And the trolls appear. And "board wars" begin.

Until everyone agrees to the policy of NO PERSONAL ATTACKS, no matter what side they're on, the shit will never stop.

Mods and admins should also DELETE such flaming threads and posts, not lock them.

It's an incredibly simple, yet effective, secret.

You're welcome.

theres a difference between hater threads and threads that make fun of the hater threads by mocking them

gvac, sometimes threads are mean

but sometimes they are just a joke

do we lose the jokes too?

[PapaBear]

theres a difference between hater threads and threads that make fun of the hater threads by mocking them

gvac, sometimes threads are mean

but sometimes they are just a joke

do we lose the jokes too?
I would agree, but too many people lack the ability to recognize a joke thread for what it is. The joke thread ends up turning into just another hate thread. Also, getting rid of the bad threads (which I'm for) would make the joke threads even more confusing.

[TooLowBrow]

I would agree, but too many people lack the ability to recognize a joke thread for what it is. The joke thread ends up turning into just another hate thread. Also, getting rid of the bad threads (which I'm for) would make the joke threads even more confusing.

not really, the dear casey thread wasnt mocking any bad thread, it just spit in the face of the whole situation, showing how shallow and fake every on air attack winds up being when you break it down.
and that got banned
and i got warned for harassing casey, of all things:dry:

[PapaBear]

not really, the dear casey thread wasnt mocking any bad thread, it just spit in the face of the whole situation, showing how shallow and fake every on air attack winds up being when you break it down.
and that got banned
and i got warned for harassing casey, of all things:dry:
Oh, well. I thought the thread was a bad idea (even though it was a farce), but I did post in it once. It was gem. You shoulda seen it. I got like 30 PM's telling me how funny it was. Really. I mean it. :wink:

[TooLowBrow]

Oh, well. I thought the thread was a bad idea (even though it was a farce), but I did post in it once. It was gem. You shoulda seen it. I got like 30 PM's telling me how funny it was. Really. I mean it. :wink:

ive never had a thread i started get mentioned on the air before...

and then it got banned

i didnt think itd last as long as it did

but i thought after a while it was getting a great comedy pyramid feeling to it


oh well

[TooLowBrow]

Oh, well. I thought the thread was a bad idea (even though it was a farce), but I did post in it once. It was gem. You shoulda seen it. I got like 30 PM's telling me how funny it was. Really. I mean it. :wink:

you posted 4 times you sad sack!

[PapaBear]

I haven't heard the whole show, so I didn't even know it was mentioned. Plus, I didn't even know you started it. It did have it's moments, but it still had some bad shit in it. That's not your fault, but it's what usually happens these days. I think the bad trends here will eventually go away with time and some tweaking.

BTW... I had one thread that I started mentioned. Fez brought it up, and I was so happy. Then Ron shut it down in like 10 seconds.:wallbash:

ive never had a thread i started get mentioned on the air before...

and then it got banned

i didnt think itd last as long as it did

but i thought after a while it was getting a great comedy pyramid feeling to it


oh well

[PapaBear]

you posted 4 times you sad sack!
Really? Well, only one of them was part of the flow. The rest were probably responses to things other people said. It was a confusing night.

[TooLowBrow]

Really? Well, only one of them was part of the flow. The rest were probably responses to things other people said. It was a confusing night.

all true

[Gvac]

I think different musical instruments have different vibrational properties, even if they're the exact same model and specifications.

For instance, I think if I played 10 Fender Telecasters that came off the same production line one or two of them would feel "right" to me whereas the rest wouldn't.

[razorboy]

I feel awful for the person who thinks "you don't have to like me, just don't dislike me".

[RhinoinMN]

I think different musical instruments have different vibrational properties, even if they're the exact same model and specifications.

For instance, I think if I played 10 Fender Telecasters that came off the same production line one or two of them would feel "right" to me whereas the rest wouldn't.

That is why players like Clapton, Young and Willie Nelson had their favorites.

[razorboy]

Someday I'll have a drink in Heaven with Jimmy Stewart, Robert Mitchum and James Garner.

[PapaBear]

Someday I'll have a drink in Heaven with Jimmy Stewart, Robert Mitchum and James Garner.
James Garner isn't going to die.

[razorboy]

James Garner isn't going to die.

I hope not.

[razorboy]

My thumb is bleeding and I'm not sure why.

[jauble]

My thumb is bleeding and I'm not sure why.

Two questions. Where on the thumb is it bleeding and where are you right now.

[razorboy]

Two questions. Where on the thumb is it bleeding and where are you right now.

Knuckle and strip club.

[PapaBear]

Know what I like?

ADMINOFF!!!:clap::lol::drunk:

[ANC]

Is there anything better than a fine cigar on a cool night? Ahh...

[disneyspy]

Is there anything better than a fine cigar on a cool night? Ahh...

a bj in a beer cooler

[razorboy]

Is there anything better than a fine cigar on a cool night?

Pussy.

[ANC]

Pussy.

Touche.

A bat just swooped and I reacted like a mary. What a tool.

[PapaBear]

I love carrot cake.

[razorboy]

I'm beginning to think someone may have poisoned my iced tea.

[Gvac]

I always forget how much I love "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson until I hear it again.

[PapaBear]

I'm beginning to think someone may have poisoned my iced tea.
It's probably just full of deadly bacteria. No malice.

[razorboy]

It's probably just full of deadly bacteria. No malice.

I've yet to meet deadly bacteria with good intentions.

[razorboy]

I hate, hate, hate light pollution.

[STC-Dub]

Sound pollution bothers me more.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm going to let you all in on a magical, mystical secret of message board posting - when someone posts or starts a thread that is an obvious attempt to start drama, if you ignore it, it will disappear.

It will go to the bottom of the pile with ZERO replies.

If everyone goes on the offensive, however, it constantly bumps the thread to the top and stirs up anger.

It's an incredibly simple, yet effective, secret.

You're welcome.


THIS THREAD (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83778) would have been a great place to apply this tactic.

[PapaBear]

University of Maryland University College is a stupid name for a school.

[PapaBear]

After bitching about bug bites today, a coworker let me try some Activon. It's supposed to be for arthritis. He said it sucked for that, but it works great for itching. It worked perfectly. I really want some Activon right now. FUCKING BUGS!!!:furious:

[RoseBlood]

Nothing going on here, I might be forced to post in that god awful thread. :dry:

[RoseBlood]

After bitching about bug bites today, a coworker let me try some Activon. It's supposed to be for arthritis. He said it sucked for that, but it works great for itching. It worked perfectly. I really want some Activon right now. FUCKING BUGS!!!:furious:

Tea Tree Oil works great for mosquito bites too! :smile:

[BlackSpider]

Nothing going on here, I might be forced to post in that god awful thread. :dry:

Don't do it...

[disneyspy]

today while putting gas in my car it felt sexual cuz my car groaned when i put the nozzle in

dark chocalate reeses cups are fantastic

i feel sorry for pirate fans,not because of the 17 losing seasons but because they live in pittsburg

[chefdoug68]

Really? Dark chocolate and peanut butter? Are you sure?

[disneyspy]

Really? Dark chocolate and peanut butter? Are you sure?

i bought a bag of the minitures today cuz i was intrigued,they are really great,its testing my addictive nature theyre so good,so far only ate 4

[DiabloSammich]

today while putting gas in my car it felt sexual cuz my car groaned when i put the nozzle in

dark chocalate reeses cups are fantastic

i feel sorry for pirate fans,not because of the 17 losing seasons but because they live in pittsburg


This would be a perfect post for the MPW thread.

[disneyspy]

This would be a perfect post for the MPW thread.

i have never been cut so deep before on a messageboard,thats like the worst thing you can say about a post

[RoseBlood]

This would be a perfect post for the MPW thread.

OR THIS ONE (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76407)

[DiabloSammich]

i have never been cut so deep before on a messageboard,thats like the worst thing you can say about a post




But still the second worse thing you can say about a man.

[weekapaugjz]

i hate moving.

[razorboy]

i hate moving.

I do too, but my laptop and TV are at least fifty feet from my icebox.

[weekapaugjz]

I do too, but my laptop and TV are at least fifty feet from my icebox.

http://www.coolerscooterdirect.com/cooler%20scooter%20angled%20view.jpg

[PapaBear]

I have found that a 100% effective way of getting rid of admins and mods, is to report a spammer.

[razorboy]

My neighbor next door put their icebox on the curb when they know full well that the trashmen won't be here until Thursday. I hate my neighbors.

[TooLowBrow]

My neighbor next door put their icebox on the curb when they know full well that the trashmen won't be here until Thursday. I hate my neighbors.

trashmen?

that makes it sound like bums pick up your garbage

[PapaBear]

trashmen?

that makes it sound like bums pick up your garbage
If you start getting PC, I'm gonna blow this place to pieces.

[TooLowBrow]

If you start getting PC, I'm gonna blow this place to pieces.

MY garbage gets picked up by a group of stupid polacks

their garbage truck has 4 wheels and flies!

[razorboy]

trashmen?

that makes it sound like bums pick up your garbage

Well compensated bums.

[TooLowBrow]

Well compensated bums.

ill just bet that you have a well compensated bum:tongue:

[PapaBear]

Aren't you two the fancy men, with your hired servants. I drive my trash to the dump (or use my work dumpster).

[TooLowBrow]

Aren't you two the fancy men, with your hired servants. I drive my trash to the dump (or use my work dumpster).

i dont even wipe cause i know that the trashmen will clean me up on tuesdays thursdays and saturdays:flush:

[PapaBear]

i dont even wipe cause i know that the trashmen will clean me up on tuesdays thursdays and saturdays:flush:
If you ever visit, please don't sit on my furniture, if it's a Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.

[TooLowBrow]

If you ever visit, please don't sit on my furniture, if it's a Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.

who's so fancy now?

[razorboy]

If you ever visit, please don't sit on my furniture, if it's a Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.

I suppose shaking hands is entirely out of the question.

[PapaBear]

I suppose shaking hands is entirely out of the question.
He doesn't wipe. His hands should be clean.

[TooLowBrow]

He doesn't wipe. His hands should be clean.

no duh

i clean them with bodyfresh urine

several times a day

[razorboy]

ill just bet that you have a well compensated bum:tongue:

If by well compensated, you mean awesome, then yes.

[TooLowBrow]

If by well compensated, you mean awesome, then yes.

i knew it:wub:

[razorboy]

i knew it:wub:

It's real, and it's spectacular.

[TooLowBrow]

It's real, and it's spectacular.

youre the teri hatcher to my jerry seinfeld

[ANC]

I wish it were Saturday morning and I was watching "Shine A Light" with my son... that was a good time...

[GregoryJoseph]

This modern way of life seems more and more preposterous to me every day.

[ANC]

People who wear suits to big for them make me think of those old Nabisco Shredded Wheat commercials from the 80's

[razorboy]

People who wear suits to big for them make me think of those old Nabisco Shredded Wheat commercials from the 80's

They make me think of David Byrne.

[GregoryJoseph]

I wonder if mikeyboy gave any thought to posting his reasons for stepping down.

It might stop the rampant speculation.

[BlackSpider]

I wonder if mikeyboy gave any thought to posting his reasons for stepping down.

It might stop the rampant speculation.

I figured it was because of Gvac...

[strawberrypop]

Unless you commemorate the 9/11 anniversary with a melodramatic & hyperbolic Twitter/Facebook update, you hate America. Sean Hannity told me so.

[cougarjake13]

Unless you commemorate the 9/11 anniversary with a melodramatic & hyperbolic Twitter/Facebook update, you hate America. Sean Hannity told me so.



fuck twitter, fuck facebook, and fuck hannity

[jennysmurf]

I broke my wrist. It hurts.

[GregoryJoseph]

It is an incredibly starry night. For this neck of the woods, anyway.

Looking up at them doesn't make me feel small and meaningless like it does to some. It has the opposite effect.

[BlackSpider]

It is an incredibly starry night. For this neck of the woods, anyway.

Looking up at them doesn't make me feel small and meaningless like it does to some. It has the opposite effect.

You creep me out.
I just came in from having a cigarette and stairing at the stars,
and contemplating them...

[GregoryJoseph]

You creep me out.
I just came in from having a cigarette and stairing at the stars,
and contemplating them...

No need to be creeped out.

We've bonded. Of course we share a connection.

[Ritalin]

Yeah! You're StarBuddies!

[BlackSpider]

Astral amigo's...

[GregoryJoseph]

I have a very close female friend. She is always freaked out because we can go weeks without speaking to one another, but when she calls me I'm calling her at the exact same time.

It happens consistently.

There are very few coincidences in this world.

[GregoryJoseph]

Maybe it truly is time we ask not what our country can do for us, but rather what we can do for our country.

Not just as a question, but to really put it into action.

[Ritalin]

Did you have egg roll for dinner?

You're like a fortune cookie.

[GregoryJoseph]

Did you have egg roll for dinner?

You're like a fortune cookie.

Ha! Sometimes things just snap into perspective.

[foodcourtdruide]

Does anyone with an ounce of coolness in them care about the vma's?

[razorboy]

I went surfing on Saturday and ended up eating a sandbar. My face hurts.

[~Katja~]

Does anyone with an ounce of coolness in them care about the vma's?
no, but based on some FB & youtube updates Kanye made a real ass out of himself......again

[PapaBear]

I don't have a bump on my head. I had one for years (a mole or something), and I would drive myself nuts, constantly playing with it. Now, it's mysteriously gone. And I drive myself nuts, trying to figure out where the hell it used to be.

[razorboy]

I don't have a bump on my head. I had one for years (a mole or something), and I would drive myself nuts, constantly playing with it. Now, it's mysteriously gone. And I drive myself nuts, trying to figure out where the hell it used to be.

A brain worm? Maybe an implant? THEY'RE TRACKING YOU!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/the-10-greatest-gross-out-moments-o.jpg

[razorboy]

Holy shit. I was playing hockey this afternoon and I just realized how badly my nose was fucked during the game.

[ANC]

I think if I grow my hair in, I'll look like General Zod... :unsure:

http://blogs.mcall.com/.a/6a00d8341c4fe353ef0115702360a6970b-800wi

[hammersavage]

I cashed a check today that wasn't government issued. Suck it.

[STC-Dub]

I love football, but hate football season. 70 hour work weeks take all the fun out of thing.

[razorboy]

I cashed a check today that wasn't government issued. Suck it.

Taking up counterfeiting?

[ecobag2]

Will we ever agree on an ontological argument for the existence of God?

[ANC]

Ahhhh, the perfect time for a Guinness.:drunk:

[Ritalin]

So I'm reading this book of old sports writing - The Best Sports Writing of the Century, with a foreward by David Halberstam, I recommend it highly - and I was struck by how small our sports heroes were back then. I could have ruled if I played for Amos Alonzo Stagg at the University of Chicago in the 1910's.

Then it hit me: could it be that we're bigger as humans than we were back then because of romantic attraction? Tall people are naturally attracted to taller people, who had taller children and so on.

I'm a sort of Retard Darwin.

[foodcourtdruide]

So I'm reading this book of old sports writing - The Best Sports Writing of the Century, with a foreward by David Halberstam, I recommend it highly - and I was struck by how small our sports heroes were back then. I could have ruled if I played for Amos Alonzo Stagg at the University of Chicago in the 1910's.

Then it hit me: could it be that we're bigger as humans than we were back then because of romantic attraction? Tall people are naturally attracted to taller people, who had taller children and so on.

I'm a sort of Retard Darwin.

Don't you think it would have more to do with hormones in food, conditioning, things like that?

[ANC]

Don't you think it would have more to do with hormones in food, conditioning, things like that?

Maybe the Earth is compressing/imploding and everything around us is getting smaller?...:blink:

Hmmmmm is there a forum for Pot Talk? :laugh:

[Ritalin]

Don't you think it would have more to do with hormones in food, conditioning, things like that?

Well, nutrition for sure. I've read that the Dutch used to be quite short and went on a nutritional program at the turn of the last century and grew very tall as a result.

(I've now learned that the study of human stature is called auxology. I am fucking cooking today)

[razorboy]

Yikes, spiders everywhere. I hate spiders.

[ANC]

Hmph a cotton ball in my pocket... imagine that... hmm

[PapaBear]

For the longest time, when R&F would talk about Big Brother, I thought they were saying "the power of Ito".

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/judge%20ito.jpg

[jennysmurf]

For the longest time, when R&F would talk about Big Brother, I thought they were saying "the power of Ito".

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/judge%20ito.jpg

Now that's a tiny gavel!

[razorboy]

Now that's a tiny gavel!

No need to propagate the stereotypes about Asians.

[TooLowBrow]

Now that's a tiny gavel!

:lol::lol::lol: