Random Thoughts

[Dude!]

Originally Posted by PapaBear
We don't have fancy yard guys. My dad is 84 years old, and won't anyone but himself do the yard work.

My poor nephew has to do his own and my parents' yards. They're not easy jobs, either.

i love when someone
quotes a post before
the illiterate has a chance
to correct it

[PapaBear]

i love when someone
quotes a post before
the illiterate has a chance
to correct it
An illiterate is someone who is unable to read or write. That has nothing to do with typing errors.

[jennysmurf]

An illiterate is someone who is unable to read or write. That has nothing to do with typing errors.

So, are you saying that you can both read AND write? You're crazy smart!

[PapaBear]

So, are you saying that you can both read AND write? You're crazy smart!
Everything I know, I learned from Ask Jeeves.

[spoon]

…I've been muddin' down the river bottom.


isolate and destroy

soooo many ways to go with this it's like striking gold…or anal ore

Oh Jenny and her love of dirt roads!

[spoon]

Everything I know, I learned from Ask Jeeves.

racist

[ozzie]

Ozzie's still alive after going to that website spoon sent him to!:clap:

Too much nsfw content to spend too much time there from 8 to 5.

I just made it to the 2013 posts.

[jennysmurf]

isolate and destroy

soooo many ways to go with this it's like striking gold…or anal ore

Oh Jenny and her love of dirt roads!

:annoyed:

[jennysmurf]

I loved last night's Archer. It's the first episode this season that I've really enjoyed. :happy:

[PapaBear]

I loved last night's Archer. It's the first episode this season that I've really enjoyed. :happy:
Just finished it. I thought it was great. Unlike you, I've liked the whole season. And it doesn't even give me coke dreams!

[jennysmurf]

Just finished it. I thought it was great. Unlike you, I've liked the whole season. And it doesn't even give me coke dreams!

I've "liked" this season, but I "loved" the seasons before. It was just less liking, that's all.

[spoon]

Ray's ruse was just as Archer thought, awesome.

God….asfasdlfjajoiwjijwjefjejaeifj[ejifj…Damm ….aladso[fjaodjfoijw[iofjiojeojew[ajfejfioejaw[fjkaljdsfkjksdfjlkajsdfkjkldjfklsjafkjdkfljeijf…It …;adjf;klajkld;fjkajsdfkjaljdfl;kjlk;ajskdsdfjakld jfklajsldkfjldkl;afjlkdjfdklf;asdkjfkja;lfkjskljfj …I'm even afraid to talk!…a;lkfjakjfdkljalsjdfljalsdfj;asdkfasdfasdfjk l;ajsdk;fasdfk









yah know

[spoon]

I've "liked" this season, but I "loved" the seasons before. It was just less liking, that's all.

so we are phrasing again?

[jennysmurf]

Ray's ruse was just as Archer thought, awesome.

God….asfasdlfjajoiwjijwjefjejaeifj[ejifj…Damm ….aladso[fjaodjfoijw[iofjiojeojew[ajfejfioejaw[fjkaljdsfkjksdfjlkajsdfkjkldjfklsjafkjdkfljeijf…It …;adjf;klajkld;fjkajsdfkjaljdfl;kjlk;ajskdsdfjakld jfklajsldkfjldkl;afjlkdjfdklf;asdkjfkja;lfkjskljfj …I'm even afraid to talk!…a;lkfjakjfdkljalsjdfljalsdfj;asdkfasdfasdfjk l;ajsdk;fasdfk









yah know

You left out the part where Archer calls the jungle a dick.:happy:

[spoon]

You left out the part where Archer calls the jungle a dick.:happy:

nope

he says this…and it was coming…HEY OH!!!

[spoon]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/eat_a_dick.gif

[jennysmurf]

nope

he says this…and it was coming…HEY OH!!!

I was wrong, he didn't call the jungle a dick, he told the jungle to "eat a dick.":wink:

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2014/03/archer-recap-rules-of-extraction/

[spoon]

like i said

:unsure:

[spoon]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/37/37634324b7c140522dc1999d88a5af38c7f9207acb2b3e3093 1003259e006741.jpg

..jungle!

[jennysmurf]

like i said

:unsure:

Uh huh.....:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, whoops. This dude in the office was telling his neighbor about a movie and I jumped up to tell him that I'm one of the only people I know who loves that movie and the second I said that I realized I misheard the movie he was talking about. Then I sat down all embarrassed.

[sailor]

Ha, whoops. This dude in the office was telling his neighbor about a movie and I jumped up to tell him that I'm one of the only people I know who loves that movie and the second I said that I realized I misheard the movie he was talking about. Then I sat down all embarrassed.

Ha! What two movies?

[realmenhatelife]

Ha! What two movies?

The Zero Hour and The Zero Effect

[jennysmurf]

Ha, whoops. This dude in the office was telling his neighbor about a movie and I jumped up to tell him that I'm one of the only people I know who loves that movie and the second I said that I realized I misheard the movie he was talking about. Then I sat down all embarrassed.

That's so adorably awkward. :wub:

[hanso]

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~~SHINKLEBOUTIT~~

[keithy_19]

Sometimes I wonder if people think I've died or slipped into a coma when I haven't posted in a few days. We could only be so lucky, amirite?

[spoon]

Nah, we all just figure u were busy doing "hot" yoga with jezo.

[LeedsJr]

You want to know what's worse than my normal 90 minute commute?
Hearing that it is delayed because someone got hit and killed by a train, and that three others were injured by "debris". {Shudder}

[jennysmurf]

Sometimes I wonder if people think I've died or slipped into a coma when I haven't posted in a few days. We could only be so lucky, amirite?

Nah, I know we've been dumped for a chick. I thought it was "bros before hos," dude. :down:

[keithy_19]

Nah, I know we've been dumped for a chick. I thought it was "bros before hos," dude. :down:

I've also been really busy with work. But yeah, I guess it's partially true.

[jennysmurf]

I've also been really busy with work. But yeah, I guess it's partially true.

You've been really busy working it, amirite?

[spoon]

Taco

[Marc with a c]

puttin on the ritz

[PapaBear]

puttin on the ritz
You got old while you were gone.

[PapaBear]

That Lily girl from the recent AT&T commercials is hiding an impressive rack under that blue shirt.

Blue shirt Lily...
http://www.marketmenot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/att-speak-with-a-supervisor-commercial.jpg

More curvy versions...
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Milana%2BVayntrub%2BArrivals%2BLive%2BComedy%2BSho w%2B1l_o4zl_rJfx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PuEiXUx.jpg

But, she sometimes looks rather "knifey".
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/UcKSjMrc8gc/maxresdefault.jpg

[A.J.]

Creep.

[PapaBear]

Creep.
She's the one with the knife.

[jennysmurf]

She's the one with the knife.

Keep it in the hot chick thread, Creepy McCreeperton. :dry:

[PapaBear]

Keep it in the hot chick thread, Creepy McCreeperton. :dry:
I knew people would complain that she wasn't hot enough for the hot chick thread.

[jennysmurf]

I knew people would complain that she wasn't hot enough for the hot chick thread.

You should fear my wrath more than theirs.

[A.J.]

I knew people would complain that she wasn't hot enough for the hot chick thread.

Only if they are blind or gay.

[realmenhatelife]

I knew people would complain that she wasn't hot enough for the hot chick thread.

I'd say shes hot. She's not exactly my type but every woman in my family is a tiny, big boobed Italian woman so there you go.

[spoon]

I'd say shes hot. She's not exactly my type but every woman in my family is a tiny, big boobed Italian woman so there you go.

soooo

when you inviting me to thanksgiving dinner buddy?!

:wub::innocent:

[jennysmurf]

soooo

when you inviting me to thanksgiving dinner buddy?!

:wub::innocent:

Can you imagine spoon at your Thanksgiving? You'd have to film it for posterity.

[realmenhatelife]

soooo

when you inviting me to thanksgiving dinner buddy?!

:wub::innocent:


I mean they're all in their 60s now.

[A.J.]

I mean they're all in their 60s now.

soooo

when you inviting ME to thanksgiving dinner buddy?!

[PapaBear]

:lol:

[spoon]

I mean they're all in their 60s now.

damn

that's bob's territory

[spoon]

soooo

when you inviting ME to thanksgiving dinner buddy?!

and apparently AJ's!

:surrender:

[SonOfSmeagol]

But, she sometimes looks rather "knifey".
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/UcKSjMrc8gc/maxresdefault.jpg

nice russian girl: Milana "Kutchakockov" Vayntrub

[realmenhatelife]

Rosie Perez says the studio resisted her casting in White Men Cant Jump because of the interracial relationship aspect.


Thats weird because I think that character was written to be black. Like it makes more sense if she's black.

[spoon]

Seems like complete bullshit to me. She JUST said this? Trying to make the news again?

[realmenhatelife]

Seems like complete bullshit to me. She JUST said this? Trying to make the news again?

She has a book out and is doing the interview circuit on it. It wasn't like "i'm finally breaking my silence." It's her memoir.

[spoon]

BUT, she is selling something.

[realmenhatelife]

Goddamn women and moving. Why are you worrying about how heavy something is that you're not going to have to pick up?

[PapaBear]

Goddamn women and moving. Why are you worrying about how heavy something is that you're not going to have to pick up?
Compassion is a bitch.

[spoon]

Compassion is a bitch.

nah, it's more like her excuse bc she just doesn't want that thing in that box…something papabear hears often

[PapaBear]

nah, it's more like her excuse bc she just doesn't want that thing in that box…something papabear hears often
At first... Sure. But they eventually get accustomed to the large load.

[spoon]

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/puke_gif.gif

[A.J.]

At first... Sure. But they eventually get accustomed to the large load.

Peter North?

[realmenhatelife]

To clarify it's a wardrobe or something and I dont live with her. I'm just helping her move.

[PapaBear]

To clarify it's a wardrobe or something and I dont live with her. I'm just helping her move.
Then, it's either compassion, or she doubts your lifting ability.

[spoon]

no i was serious

she just didn't want it in that box bc of the other contents or fears that box won't hold and doesn't want it to break through

[PapaBear]

no i was serious

she just didn't want it in that box bc of the other contents or fears that box won't hold and doesn't want it to break through

To clarify it's a wardrobe or something
By "wardrobe", I'm guessing he's talking about a piece of furniture. Not the contents of a box.

[realmenhatelife]

By "wardrobe", I'm guessing he's talking about a piece of furniture. Not the contents of a box.

Good point. It is a chiffarobe or something.

[spoon]

ahhhhh

[PapaBear]

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[A.J.]

Good point. It is a chiffarobe or something.

Who are you helping: Mayella Ewell?

[realmenhatelife]

Who are you helping: Mayella Ewell?

Scout Finch.

[jennysmurf]

Then, it's either compassion, or she doubts your lifting ability.

:laugh: He's worthless and weak.

[sailor]

To clarify it's a wardrobe or something and I dont live with her. I'm just helping her move.

Tell that witch you ain't no lion. Or something.

[realmenhatelife]

Tell that witch you ain't no lion. Or something.

Oh my christ.

[jennysmurf]

Tell that witch you ain't no lion. Or something.

Oh my christ.

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I started reading this story last week and then it got picked up on gawker.

A former comedian current columbia student has gone missing and her family started a gofundme with a 150k goal to hire a private investigator/provide a reward to info leading to her. They've raised nearly 70k so far. Initially I thought wow that was kindof fast, wasnt it?

So this week some more info comes out that really strongly suggest this person took their own life. She has a history of serious mental illness, a recent suicide attempt, and left suicide notes before disappearing.

So again, isn't it a bit much to ask for 150k in public donations considering everything? I know theyre in a terrible place as a family but cmon.

[sailor]

Haven't seen anything like that except that reports of a suicide note were denied by police.

[realmenhatelife]

Haven't seen anything like that except that reports of a suicide note were denied by police.

I read 'police sources' on the notes which maybe can not be strictly called suicide notes but the content is troubling.

Still, leaving the notes out, I feel like given the circumstantial evidence they're asking for 150k to essentially locate a body. Which is a terrible position to be in but I dont think it's maybe appropriate to lean on public funding for.

Obviously if someone doesn't want to donate money they dont. But with the proliferation of these requests we get into territory of talking about what they should really be used for, because the overload is detrimental to all causes.

People were writing about this a few months ago and one of the cases was this guy in a band who raised some insane amount of money for his dog's surgery, which was something he probably could've paid for on his own.

Or bands raising way more money than they need to record an album and tour without giving copies of the album and tickets as incentives. Like you have fans which is the only reason you can do a kickstarter, and youre going to withhold all your output unless they pony up money in advance AND afterwards.

I'm just saying that there is a line that can be crossed and it isn't just up to the audience to police what is appropriate. You need to show some restraint.

[sailor]

I bet her family believes she's alive, and i have no issue them asking for money under that assumption.

[spoon]

She goes to columbia and they are asking probably people with way less money to help them pay. Seems off, but i am assuming, probably right, but assuming these people have decent money.

[keithy_19]

Go fly a kite.

[realmenhatelife]

When you've got a sick pet it's amazing the amount of terrible pet stuff that shows up on the news, social media, and the blogosphere. Everyone is suddenly trying to find, give away, cure or mourn something.

[PapaBear]

I can't believe I waited so long to fork out the extra buck, or whatever it costs, for the bacon cheeseburger over the regular one at Five Guys. DAMN that was good.

[CountryBob]

Lil Smokies, grape jelly and BBQ sauce make such a great combo

[realmenhatelife]

Lil Smokies, grape jelly and BBQ sauce make such a great combo

How did you even arrive at this?

[jennysmurf]

Lil Smokies, grape jelly and BBQ sauce make such a great combo

My Mom makes a version of that with mustard and grape jelly. The most foul-smelling, gross-looking stuff I've ever had to help prepare.

[SonOfSmeagol]

How did you even arrive at this?

salad tossing in prison?

[sailor]

My Mom makes a version of that with mustard and grape jelly. The most foul-smelling, gross-looking stuff I've ever had to help prepare.

You southerners are fucking weird.

[jennysmurf]

You southerners are fucking weird.

I may try to find where that recipe came from. I bet it's somewhere in the Midwest. Those are the real weirdos.

[deliciousV]

I may try to find where that recipe came from. I bet it's somewhere in the Midwest. Those are the real weirdos.

my wife made something like that for a Christmas party at her work. I don't remember there being mustard though, and she put it over meatballs, it was good.

[sailor]

I may try to find where that recipe came from. I bet it's somewhere in the Midwest. Those are the real weirdos.

It was always cbob by himself. I thought it was just him. You've made it a pattern.

[deliciousV]

I may try to find where that recipe came from. I bet it's somewhere in the Midwest. Those are the real weirdos.

might be this one your mom uses

http://www.cooks.com/recipe/tu4ue4b4/smokies-in-sauce.html

[jennysmurf]

might be this one your mom uses

http://www.cooks.com/recipe/tu4ue4b4/smokies-in-sauce.html

I don't remember. There was more mustard than that, though. It would seriously burn your nose while it was cooking. Blech. :thumbdown:

[deliciousV]

So proud of my wife, she works in what is called "the traffic department" at a local ABC affiliate, the station recently got bought out by a big national corp who decided to do away with her department, they are all to be layed off in mid July. Within days some folks from the local sales department, a nice safe department since local commercials are always needed, came to her and told her about a job opening up, they talked her up to their boss, based on her reputation as a hard worker. So she went from basically fired to getting a raise and some job security. No reason anyone should care here, but I had to brag on her, we've gone from sleepless nights and handwringing, to celebrating.

[LeedsJr]

So proud of my wife, she works in what is called "the traffic department" at a local ABC affiliate, the station recently got bought out by a big national corp who decided to do away with her department, they are all to be layed off in mid July. Within days some folks from the local sales department, a nice safe department since local commercials are always needed, came to her and told her about a job opening up, they talked her up to their boss, based on her reputation as a hard worker. So she went from basically fired to getting a raise and some job security. No reason anyone should care here, but I had to brag on her, we've gone from sleepless nights and handwringing, to celebrating.


Good for you guys. Seriously. Cheers! :drunk:

[Dell]

So proud of my wife, she works in what is called "the traffic department" at a local ABC affiliate, the station recently got bought out by a big national corp who decided to do away with her department, they are all to be layed off in mid July. Within days some folks from the local sales department, a nice safe department since local commercials are always needed, came to her and told her about a job opening up, they talked her up to their boss, based on her reputation as a hard worker. So she went from basically fired to getting a raise and some job security. No reason anyone should care here, but I had to brag on her, we've gone from sleepless nights and handwringing, to celebrating.

that's a fantastic turn of fate...congratulations

[deliciousV]

Good for you guys. Seriously. Cheers! :drunk:

that's a fantastic turn of fate...congratulations

Thanks gentlemen, if indeed a couple of fellow drunks can be gentlemen :drunk:

[CountryBob]

So proud of my wife, she works in what is called "the traffic department" at a local ABC affiliate, the station recently got bought out by a big national corp who decided to do away with her department, they are all to be layed off in mid July. Within days some folks from the local sales department, a nice safe department since local commercials are always needed, came to her and told her about a job opening up, they talked her up to their boss, based on her reputation as a hard worker. So she went from basically fired to getting a raise and some job security. No reason anyone should care here, but I had to brag on her, we've gone from sleepless nights and handwringing, to celebrating.

That's cool - no one needs to worry about their job.

[CountryBob]

Just looking at a picture on twitter of the unmasked with o and a and wow what porker Ronnie b has become. Interesting how no one mentions that on air

[LeedsJr]

Just looking at a picture on twitter of the unmasked with o and a and wow what porker Ronnie b has become. Interesting how no one mentions that on air

1) You post this as if there was a time when Ron WASN'T a fatass.

B. It is verboten to mention any Ron shortcomings on the air.

[spoon]

HTG doesn't mind…they cover each other in that mustard/bbq/grape jelly sauce and eat their way to ecstasy…aka, sleep

[LeedsJr]

HTG doesn't mind…they cover each other in that mustard/bbq/grape jelly sauce and eat their way to ecstasy…aka, sleep

This is, hands down, the most disgusting thing I have ever read.
Congratulations. Sorry I don't have a trophy for you.

[spoon]

This is, hands down, the most disgusting thing I have ever read.
Congratulations. Sorry I don't have a trophy for you.

already won it!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rI1an2Uns0o/UA7VSXXpXGI/AAAAAAAACqA/auQLJongLaQ/s320/toilet+trophy2.jpg

[spoon]

also found the sailor in 10 years trophy

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ecQlHN2kZRA/S7NOn1hZpjI/AAAAAAAAHEM/ATp6AzdP134/s1600/Robert+Arneson+McAfee.jpg

[Dell]

1) You post this as if there was a time when Ron WASN'T a fatass.

B. It is verboten to mention any Ron shortcomings on the air.

you unbelievable drunk...1 followed by B

[LeedsJr]

you unbelievable drunk...1 followed by B

I can't tell if you're being ironic or you're as drunk as you accuse me of being.

[deliciousV]

I can't tell if you're being ironic or you're as drunk as you accuse me of being.

If I had to guess, I'd say both 1 and B

[jennysmurf]

All y'all drunk as hell.

[spoon]

Fucking southern drunks.

[PapaBear]

The grape jelly/bbq sauce thing is very common as an appetizer for large groups., but I've only heard of it with meatballs (http://www.thecountrycook.net/2011/02/party-meatballs-slow-cooker.html). It's pretty good.

[sailor]

The grape jelly/bbq sauce thing is very common as an appetizer for large groups., but I've only heard of it with meatballs (http://www.thecountrycook.net/2011/02/party-meatballs-slow-cooker.html). It's pretty good.

I'm so glad y'all lost the war.

[PapaBear]

I'm so glad y'all lost the war.
I'd be willing to bet, if you ate some, and didn't know it had grape jelly in it, you'd like it.

[PapaBear]

And to avoid any "modquote nonsense", I'm referring to you eating balls of meat. With jelly. And liking it. With money involved.

[spoon]

I'm so glad y'all lost the war.



Ok, Sailor just made me truly laugh and i feel so dirty now.

[realmenhatelife]

So proud of my wife, she works in what is called "the traffic department" at a local ABC affiliate, the station recently got bought out by a big national corp who decided to do away with her department, they are all to be layed off in mid July. Within days some folks from the local sales department, a nice safe department since local commercials are always needed, came to her and told her about a job opening up, they talked her up to their boss, based on her reputation as a hard worker. So she went from basically fired to getting a raise and some job security. No reason anyone should care here, but I had to brag on her, we've gone from sleepless nights and handwringing, to celebrating.

Congrats.

[realmenhatelife]

Just looking at a picture on twitter of the unmasked with o and a and wow what porker Ronnie b has become. Interesting how no one mentions that on air

He is working some serious tube neck. A heavy smoker in his 50s, he should maybe be trying to dial it back a bit or Fez contract may become a moot point.

[PapaBear]

I had no idea an eye doctor could spot sleep apnea in your eyes.

[jennysmurf]

I had no idea an eye doctor could spot sleep apnea in your eyes.

What? How does that even work?

[PapaBear]

What? How does that even work?
I'm not sure. I Googled it while I was waiting for the damn dilation drops to take effect. Apparently, sleep apnea can cause damage to your eyes. So I guess he saw signs of it. The last time I went there, he told me I had elevated cholesterol levels, before my bloodwork came back from my MD. He's a damn good eye doctor. No other doc has ever gotten my prescription so right.

[jennysmurf]

I'm not sure. I Googled it while I was waiting for the damn dilation drops to take effect. Apparently, sleep apnea can cause damage to your eyes. So I guess he saw signs of it. The last time I went there, he told me I had elevated cholesterol levels, before my bloodwork came back from my MD. He's a damn good eye doctor. No other doc has ever gotten my prescription so right.

Wow, that's service! I have an eye appointment next week, I'm going to ask him about all this.

[PapaBear]

BTW... I ordered Randy Jackson frames this time around. Don't be surprised if I start calling everyone "Dawg".

[jennysmurf]

BTW... I ordered Randy Jackson frames this time around. Don't be surprised if I start calling everyone "Dawg".

Hipster or welfare frames?

[PapaBear]

Hipster or welfare frames?
I don't know about such things. Costco is cheap, but they don't have a very big selection. These... (http://www.framesdirect.com/framesfp/Randy_Jackson-lakameng/r.html)

[spoon]

he also probably noticed the despair and angst

[PapaBear]

he also probably noticed the despair and angst
I don't get it. Is that a hipster thing, or a Randy Jackson thing? All I know about him is "Dawg" and "pitchy".

[spoon]

you have rub in your eyes

[jennysmurf]

he also probably noticed the despair and angst

That's what I see when I look into Papabear's eyes.

[jennysmurf]

I don't know about such things. Costco is cheap, but they don't have a very big selection. These... (http://www.framesdirect.com/framesfp/Randy_Jackson-lakameng/r.html)

They remind me of Malcolm X glasses. You got a little brotha in ya?

http://hiphopandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/malcolm_x.jpg

[PapaBear]

His glasses are round. Mine are rectangular. And metal.

[jennysmurf]

His glasses are round. Mine are rectangular. And metal.

Whatevs. That's who I thought of when I saw your glasses.

Goodnight, Papabear!:bye:

[spoon]

Not nearly random enough in here!

[PapaBear]

Not nearly random enough in here!
That's a thought.

[spoon]

Taco

[realmenhatelife]

I hate glasses shopping. Here, take off the things you need to see. Now judge how your new face will look.








I was thinking telescoping ears like a cat would be great, you could zero in on eavesdropping. Then I realized people would see that you're eavesdropping on them. It's a real catch 22.

[sailor]

I hate glasses shopping. Here, take off the things you need to see. Now judge how your new face will look.








I was thinking telescoping ears like a cat would be great, you could zero in on eavesdropping. Then I realized people would see that you're eavesdropping on them. It's a real catch 22.

You could turn those two into a zany comedy bit.

[jennysmurf]

Look out Leeds! Your pockets are about to be lighter!

http://news.msn.com/us/doh-government-proposal-could-make-beer-prices-soar?ocid=newssocial

[LeedsJr]

Look out Leeds! Your pockets are about to be lighter!

http://news.msn.com/us/doh-government-proposal-could-make-beer-prices-soar?ocid=newssocial

NOOOOO!!!

[PapaBear]

I hate glasses shopping. Here, take off the things you need to see. Now judge how your new face will look.
This is why I use my phone to take pics, and send them to a friend with good fashion sense. If she thinks they look good on me, that's good enough for me. I've had very bad experiences with picking frames on my own.

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[PapaBear]

It seems like, just about every other day, there's a new news story about such and such a study, that says pot is bad for you. You rarely saw them before states started letting people use it so freely. The one I saw today talks about how it's bad for your heart. But everyone in the study smoked it. Really? Smoking is bad for you? I had no idea!

[realmenhatelife]

It seems like, just about every other day, there's a new news story about such and such a study, that says pot is bad for you. You rarely saw them before states started letting people use it so freely. The one I saw today talks about how it's bad for your heart. But everyone in the study smoked it. Really? Smoking is bad for you? I had no idea!

It's just media bullshit. There was so much pro pot stuff out now they'll hit you with the bad pot stuff to make people anxious.

[PapaBear]

It's just media bullshit. There was so much pro pot stuff out now they'll hit you with the bad pot stuff to make people anxious.
Or, is it "The Man", manipulating the press? THE MAAAANNNN!!!

[A.J.]

It seems like, just about every other day, there's a new news story about such and such a study, that says pot is bad for you. You rarely saw them before states started letting people use it so freely. The one I saw today talks about how it's bad for your heart. But everyone in the study smoked it. Really? Smoking is bad for you? I had no idea!

Did you read this in High Times?

[PapaBear]

Did you read this in High Times?
Are you kidding? High Times is a Government run trap!

[PapaBear]

Speaking of "traps"... About a month ago, several prostitutes and a pimp were busted here locally. In the news articles about the busts, the police repeatedly named a website that was used by them, to hook up with clients.

Can you see where this is going?

A few days ago, the cops busted 11 men for using an "unnamed website" to arrange connections with prostitutes. Well played, cops. Advertise the website in the paper, then sit back and wait to catch the suckers!

[A.J.]

They should have gone to AshleyMadison.com!