Random Thoughts

[Iamnotatool]

My eyelids are heavy from all the prescription medication.

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[Butters]

if A+B>C then A+C>B

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If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[StupidGirlllll]

hmm when is my income tax check coming I wanna go to DisneyWorld.

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[Jennitalia]

i'm either going to Vegas or Cancun with my tax refund check. Can't decide where I want to go and who I want to go with.
I'll also be able to get a new apartment with the refund. go me!

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[stickyfingers]

if A+B>C then A+C>B


I wouldn't take that to the bank


oh yeah, and....if someone farts and you breathe in the bad smell, do you breathe back out that smell, if not, does it stay in your body




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jrich is quite a guy

[Iamnotatool]

Jennitalia is my favorite poster.



Take me! Take Me!

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[stickyfingers]

i'm either going to Vegas or Cancun with my tax refund check. Can't decide where I want to go and who I want to go with. I'll also be able to get a new apartment with the refund.


did i mention that I loooove Vegas, and know how to make money there. Also, I speak a little spanish and know my way around Cancun. Also, I am a very neat person....roomy

edit: "want to go back to my place to smoke?"


oh yeah, random thought:

why does meatloaf get such a bad rap?





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jrich is quite a guy

This message was edited by stickyfingers on 2-18-04 @ 4:05 PM

[Jennitalia]

you're making me all sticky, Sticky.

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[stickyfingers]

you're making me all sticky, Sticky.


was it the question about breathing in gas?


Random thought(gotta stay on topic):

Why haven't I recieved my tax refund check from last year?



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[Jennitalia]

not about the gas thing, sticky, as hot as that was.

i wonder what my cats are up to now?

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 2-18-04 @ 4:17 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

Is the winter ever going to end?

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[Iamnotatool]

Why is StipidGirl's tail so soft?

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder what type of meds Tools is on that makes him so sleepy?

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[Jennitalia]

what should i have for lunch today?

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[GwEnYpOo]

if A+B>C then A+C>B


I wouldn't take that to the bank

well someone screwed up the pothagorean theorum

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-<3Nikki Jackson

This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 2-19-04 @ 12:55 PM

[Melrapuo]

My cat smells like cat litter. And poo. She needs to go clean herself. Stinky kitty...

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[Melrapuo]

And the cat stares at nothing for HOURS. HOURS OF NOTHING.

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[Jennitalia]

my cats talk to me.

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[Tall_James]

I have a cold and I hate it.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Iamnotatool]

I'd love to feed Kat's kitty

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[GwEnYpOo]

how much do monkeys cost?

"you think you've got it oh you think you've got it , but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all"
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..."the very worst part of you is me"..."you got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one "..."i'm not sick but i'm not well"..."you lie , cheat , steal"..."i knew a girl named nikki i guess you could say she was a sex fiend i met in a hotel lobby masturbatin' with a magazine "
-<3Nikki Jackson

[GwEnYpOo]

my friend Dnny Hart has soft hair like a kitty's , i like to pet his head

.......pretty kitty.......pretty kitty.......i mean danny

"you think you've got it oh you think you've got it , but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all"
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..."the very worst part of you is me"..."you got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one "..."i'm not sick but i'm not well"..."you lie , cheat , steal"..."i knew a girl named nikki i guess you could say she was a sex fiend i met in a hotel lobby masturbatin' with a magazine "
-<3Nikki Jackson

[East Side Dave]

I'd like to pet Danny DeVito's head...

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[blakjeezis]

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[Furtherman]

just go away so I can crap in peace....

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[kc7586]

does a one legged duck swim in circles?

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Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Iamnotatool]

I need to shave my nutsac tonite.

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[kc7586]

my puppy is sleeping on my bed and is so adorable :)

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Iamnotatool]

Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.


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[Tall_James]

I've been wanting a sig with this violent image in it for quite some time. I've had the animation saved for over a year.


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monsterone makes the best sigs

[JohnnyCash]

I went to a Jesse Malin show the other night. He rocks.

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Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[kc7586]

i cant wait for the weekend, sleep = more gooder

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[JesterOfSadness]

I'm not a jester nor a jester of sadness...wtf I'm just a Twisted Lost Soul

[East Side Dave]

I wouldn't mind if Steven Hawking was my dentist as long as he got sober the spaz.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I meet the Wayon Brothers the other night in the city & was not impressed at all.

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[reeshy]

GOD DAMN IT!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!! I just found out I got to work the next 2 fucking Saturday's!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! SHIT!!!!PISS!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

thee speeling onn thies bord si phukking horrrible.

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[DJEvelEd]

I tried calling Dave East Side's radio show at 3AM but he knew it was me and didn't pick up. I had a great bit about taking a constipated shit with 2 prostitutes with pushpins in my nuts. He would have been fired. It would have been great!!! YEEHAWEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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[StupidGirlllll]

This board has been shot to hell..I wonder if it will pick up or wither away?

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[Hottub]

FUCK THAT. THIS BOARD IS ROCKIN' HARD, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...

Don't let the door hit you Arse on the way out...!!!


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[DarkHippie]

Why are there so many flavors of Ramen? Its not like it makes a difference.

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[DJEvelEd]

This board has been shot to hell


And that's bad why?



Christian programming is just too boring....

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[shamus mcfitzy]

having dreams about raping michelle branch are helathy, right?

[Iamnotatool]

I wonder if helathy is a good thing or a bad thing.

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[Hottub]

Eggplant Parmagian Hero!! :)

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[GwEnYpOo]

not really a thought , it happened today and i was thinkng about it , so is it?

gwen:sucky things to happen while cutting 9th period...
briana:getting kneed in the ass on the down steps to the train staition
gweN:OW! JUSTIN!
justin: huhuhuhuhuhu
bridget:he's murder in a mowhawk
gwen: he's an asshole , that's what he is
justin:hehehehuhuheueuheheehuh

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[Iamnotatool]

Gweny and Briana want to fuck a guy named Justin who has a mohawk.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

iamnotatool's sig always make me think.....I don't know why.....

[shamus mcfitzy]

why was dr. katz taken off of comedy central? it was a classic

[Iamnotatool]

Dr. Katz was an awful show. And an awful medicine woman.

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[monsterone]

tonight i ran over a rabbit. and i feel awful. what was it doing on the highway? and wha was the significance of me killing it? how does this play out in the grand scheme of things?

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[JohnnyCash]

what was the rabbit driving?

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[GwEnYpOo]

Gweny and Briana want to fuck a guy named Justin who has a mohawk.

not really if i did i would have said...

oooooh justin do it to me again oh baby
oooh , harder
ooooh ,oooh , oooh yeah
moan

and yes i am that much of a slut

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so im just kickin it im countin the days i hardly can wait for us to hang out im really missing it in so many ways i anticipate us makin out

[Snoogans]

if i was GMing for the Giants, our #4 woulda been traded down for an OL and a 15-18 which we would use to take QB of the future phillip rivers. also, kareem mckenzie would be picked up to make the OL even better.
i would sign Ian gold from denver to replace barrow, and sure up DT by getting FUCKIN warren sapp

but thats just me

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[monsterone]

what was the rabbit driving?








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not exactly sure. i'll guess a '78 cutlass cierra

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This message was edited by monsterone on 3-10-04 @ 10:48 PM

[shamus mcfitzy]

tonight i ran over a rabbi


Mel Gibson did that once. But that was only because he was going to go back in time to start the Holocaust.....i mean come on, it was obviously a Jew-plot

[monsterone]

q: what's the diffeence btwn jesus and a hooker?

a: the look on their face, when they're getting nailed.

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[GwEnYpOo]

Rich Stillwell looks exactly like my dad


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"...get your hand off that child's bosom before we all end up in the supermarket..."

[Iamnotatool]

I'm getting my ass kicked at work today.

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[Duke]

i want some pizza

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[SilentSpic]

I fucken hate it when hosting companies upgrade their system mid-day!

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[Duke]

i wonder if the padres will win on saterday....

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[AFRO]

I wonder if its normal for your foreskin to smell so minty fresh?

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[Duke]

hmmmm i wonder why i cant eat meat on good friday..

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

I would like someone to start a 24 hour pot pie delivery service

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[Vee]

conyo... ju fukwit me, ju fukin wit da best

[Duke]

i wonder why they dont make wendys classic doubles with cheese for the freezer like white castle does....

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[StupidGirlllll]

I hate it that i can not drive straight in reverse.

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[Iamnotatool]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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[Katylina]

Why does my dad buy kiwi yogurt?

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[JPMNICK]

Humidity is the worst

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[Iamnotatool]

I need to shave the boys.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I want some sashimi.


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It's a cat house! A CAT HOUSE! Thanks M1!

[JPMNICK]

Derrick Lowe pitched like shit tonight and he is in my fantasy baseball league.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I like rice pudding.


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It's a cat house! A CAT HOUSE! Thanks M1!

[jeffdwright2001]

I can go commando in this thread too.

Oh, and I like rice pudding too. I also like tapioca pudding, but oddly enough I'm not a big fan of the cassava in general.

[Freakshow]

I'm not going to try and stop you.

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Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.</center>

[Evilpete]

I"m really depressed, this weekend is going to suck since I screwed up m relationship with a woman I was crazy after, I really need a hug or just some casual sex....

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[McNabbShouldDie]

WFAN 20/20 update guy Jerry Recco looks EXACTLY like my gym teacher.

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[Capt.DeathWish]

Did I just fart?


Ever look at yourself naked in a
mirror and you just wanna fall on
a knife?

[Iamnotatool]

Yes, and I think you shit your pants. That's fucking vile.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Why every time I am at a red light, it turns green just as the little old person walking across very slowly with a cane?

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[SilentSpic]

Why do online patrons act stupid when someone makes a joke about them?

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[Iamnotatool]

Why have I never been referred to as an online patron before?

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[BoondockSaint]

Funniest thing I heard yesterday, watching the Janis Joplin Biography on A&E:
"While in college the frat boys had voted Janis "Ugliest Man on Campus""

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[GwEnYpOo]

i always feel like the dude in Iamnotatool's mod quote dissapproves of me

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[Iamnotatool]

He does.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Duke]

who the hell keeps on changing my mod quote

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/dukesig.jpg

[GwEnYpOo]

Mean.

[center]
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[color=purple]I Love Michael Demeester!!!!

[Duke]

i hope i dont fuck up at the softball game...

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/dukesig.jpg

[Iamnotatool]

I hope my back doesn't break at the game.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Jennitalia]

too bad i wont be at the game to see that

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>

[Iamnotatool]

Now thats just mean.


I wonder how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Jennitalia]

i'm not mean, just high

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>

[blakjeezis]

Guantanameeeeeeeeraaaaaa . . .

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[StupidGirlllll]

I am watching the Antique Road Show & I would like to know if some of the junk i have in my attic could be worth 1 milliondollars.I need a dress for Friday night, I have a wedding to go to..

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/stupidgirl.jpg
Much Love To FurtherMan

[Reephdweller]

I miss my baby.

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but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[mikeyboy]

met too. (Not Reef's baby -- mine.)


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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[AngelAmy]

damn i thought mikeyboy was missing me

<center><font color="red"><b>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
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I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things....
One: I'll always look this good. Two: I'll never give up on you... ever.</font></b>

[reeshy]

Why won't this fucking jock itch go away????

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[Iamnotatool]

I miss my mind the most.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[reeshy]

No matter how much money I make...I never make enough!!!!

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Who the hell is screaming outside my window?

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/GodsFavorite.jpg" width="300" height="107"></p>

[monsterone]

crime doen't pay? well it seems to be the only job that has openings theses days.

<center><img border=1 src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"><br></center>

<center>

<font color="gray" size="1">do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
</font>

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[Iamnotatool]

The plural of these is "theses"

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Reephdweller]

I'm taking today off, yet my mind is like a fucking alarm clock it woke me up early anyway....time to nap.......

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but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[blakjeezis]

'Tis easier to light a single candle than to rage against all the darkness.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
Broken bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.

[jeffdwright2001]

Just be careful how long you let that candle burn at both ends.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/jeffdwright2001/sigs/rfnet-jdw.jpg
"Man is the only animal that blushes . . . or needs to" - Mark Twain
Thanks to Reefy for the sigpic!

[Hottub]

Mmmmm, Boobies!!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)

[Hottub]

OK, that's 1 double post and 1ttriple post... all in 1 day

I got problems with my PC
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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
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This message was edited by Hottub on 8-26-04 @ 8:36 PM

[canofsoup15]

Trying to discuss politics is a bad idea.


Fuck, me even getting into politics in the first place was a bad idea.

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I got the glass, I got the steel. I got the love to hate.
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[Mike Teacher]

When you want milk, orange juice tastes like shit.

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[reeshy]

I want to beat the shit out of people that annoy me...what annoy's me worse is that I can't beat the shit out of them!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 8-27-04 @ 12:36 AM

[bigbaldirish]

loud pipes save lives.

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listen here (http://www.purevolume.com/societyofmyera)
[center] Whoring my band one post at a time

[BoondockSaint]

Joe Piscopo would be the best governor NJ ever had.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/piazzazakk.jpg
M1 is the shit!

[McNabbShouldDie]

I think grundle is a funnier word then gooch, and more approriate for describing the area between your sack and asshole.

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Thank you m1!.</center>

[JohnnyCash]

CDs cost too much. And I do love Root Beer.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">
Thank You Reefdwella

[reeshy]

I'm really starting to hate my job...I wish I never retired

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[kc7586]

I love the cure

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
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</center>

John <3 John (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180007)

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">I can not wait for december to be over with...</font>

[Jughead]

For some reason I cant quit figue out..I didnt put up any lights this year&nbsp; Might be because its been so wierd warm and no snow here in central Indiana..any way I feel the same way this year about December....Could be Im getting Old??? <strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I can not wait for december to be over with...</font><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mdr55]

<p>Holey Smokes!!! Stupidgirlll is logged on!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What up.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Holey Smokes!!! Stupidgirlll is logged on!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What up.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">I am around...You just have not noticed till now...How are you doing?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Lumber]

What the hell am I going to do today.

[Gvac]

<p>I sincerely hope none of my jackass friends bought me anything for Christmas.&nbsp; I told them I'm done buying gifts for everyone I know, and begged them not to get me any.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

I really want this Ron Fez Xmas party plauge to go away!

[sr71blackbird]

I have to pick up 6 bags of French green beans from Trader Joe's....as a Christmas present!

[Jughead]

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top">Never go handgliding on the 4th of July....</td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

[ShelleBink]

I am not looking forward to doing all of my christmas shopping today

[TheVHD]

In order to get away from my girlfriend this weekend (because she's making me crazy)&nbsp;and avoid going to her family's for X-mas... I am telling a BIG FAT LIE that I am going to my brother's in NC for X-mass.&nbsp;Then I'll hang at my friends all weekend...&nbsp;She just went into the bedroom after I got my 1st wave of SCREAMING.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheVHD on 12-23-06 @ 10:52 AM</span>

[Ritalin]

There are way too many white people in this city.

[cougarjake13]

i wsonder where the name soccer came from

[StupidGirlllll]

<p><font size="3">I was just walking dowqn the block &amp; a crazy squirral ran right in front of me...It got me thinking...has any1 ever tripped or stepped on a squirral before? or are they just some quick sons of bitches? </font></p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>^{<font size="3">Remembering when I killed all those squirrells by accident</font>}</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I was just walking dowqn the block &amp; a crazy squirral ran right in front of me...It got me thinking...has any1 ever tripped or stepped on a squirral before? or are they just some quick sons of bitches? </font></p><p>never stepped on one but i did run one over by accident</p><p>he started to run across the street in front of me, i slowed down to let him go, he got almost all the way across and i started to drive on and he ran right back in front of me and thumpa thumpa</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I was just walking dowqn the block &amp; a crazy squirral ran right in front of me...It got me thinking...has any1 ever tripped or stepped on a squirral before? or are they just some quick sons of bitches? </font></p><p>goddam</p>

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[Marc with a c]

throw up is gross

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />throw up is gross <p>some may think its a delicacy</p>

[reeshy]

How the fuck do I cook this Ham??

[Team_Ramrod]

Am I a lesbian because I like chicks?

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />Am I a lesbian because I like chicks? <p>depends do you like flanel shirts and double sided dildos ???</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">Since I forgot who makes the sigs around here I am going to paste an old 1 in my sig &amp; see if it works.</font>

[mdr55]

Nope. Don't see a thing.<br />

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">Barnicals I have to get a new 1 then.</font>

[mdr55]

No you don't. Save the boad bandwidth. Join the anti-sig establishment.<br />

[cougarjake13]

would anyone miss eli manning if he were to suddenly disappear&nbsp; ???

[lleeder]

Only the next team on the schedule

[cougarjake13]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Only the next team on the schedule <p>yeh but its not like tim &quot; im not matt&quot; hasselback or jared &quot; j-lo&quot; lorenzen is gonna be much better than eli so its win win for everyone</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

Why does it burn when you pee on yourself but not when someone else pee's on you?

[reeshy]

Why do people forget that this holyday is about Christ?????

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Why do people forget that this holyday is about Christ????? <p>electronics and booze and hookers</p>

[Zorro]

<img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/98_2.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" />

[Dash77]

<strong><em><font size="3">I was watching my cat (&nbsp;Jinx ) wipe her face and thought did her mother sit her and the other kittens down one day and teach them how to clean themselves or do they just know how ?</font></em></strong>

[reeshy]

YEa?...really funk.....thanks for fucking christmas for me////

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />YEa?...really funk.....thanks for fucking christmas for me//// <p>sowwy reesh&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" width="42" height="42" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">A horse is a horse of course of course...</font></strong>

[reeshy]

You know funk...just teasing!!!!!!!!!!!11

[cougarjake13]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Why do people forget that this holyday is about Christ????? <p>because they took the christ out of christmas and created x-mas</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />Why does it burn when you pee on yourself but not when someone else pee's on you? <p><font size="3">I would think because it is coming staight from your body &amp; some1 elses pee has to go a little further to reach you..therefoe hitting the air.. i suppose I am no doctor or nothing tho.</font></p>

[Ritalin]

I wonder whatever happened to what's her name.

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />I wonder whatever happened to what's her name. <p>she found that thingamajig and brought it to whatchamacallit</p>

[Zorro]

<p><font face="times new roman,times" size="2">My favorite movie is Sunset Strip</font></p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>Who knew Mojo Nixon had political aspirations back in 68?</p><p>Merry Christmas you bastards and bastardettes.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Why did I come down with the RonFez.Net plague on Christmas day? </p><p>I'm sick as a dog over here.&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Not sick, but last night I ate fish, beer and brownies. Then this morning I had a multivitamin and 3 cups of coffee. </p><p>You can guess whats going on in my stomach. </p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">So glad that XMAS is over now I have tpo drive my 12 yr old son to the airport. He is going to Cali to visit my brother.</font>

[reeshy]

Why oh why do I have to go to work today????????????

[Don Stugots]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Why oh why do I have to go to work today????????????<p>&nbsp;i have been in the office for 20 mins already and have thought of just running out the door.&nbsp; this is the pits.&nbsp; half the office is out and the people i am calling for pricing are closed till tomorrow. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

I wonder what anal is all about.....is it really all about the fun????

[Don Stugots]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I wonder what anal is all about.....is it really all about the fun????<p>&nbsp;its all fun unless you are the cather in the rye.</p>

[reeshy]

<h1>TEEHEE!!!!!!!</h1>

[cougarjake13]

<p>im watching nat'l lampoons european vacation and i noticed a few similarities between the griswolds and the bundys from married with children</p><p>both are from chicago</p><p>bumbling stupid father</p><p>2 kids a daughter and son although the griswold kids&nbsp;change in every movie </p><p>somewhat sexed up wife</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and theres the one part where they are in france on the eiffel tower and ellen says to the kids </p><p>&quot; thank your father kids &quot;</p><p>&quot; thanks dad &quot;</p><p>peg says that to bud and kelly all the time</p><p>maybe just a weirde coincidence or maybe they based it on them</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im watching nat'l lampoons european vacation and i noticed a few similarities between the griswolds and the bundys from married with children</p><p>both are from chicago</p><p>bumbling stupid father</p><p>2 kids a daughter and son although the griswold kids&nbsp;change in every movie </p><p>somewhat sexed up wife</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and theres the one part where they are in france on the eiffel tower and ellen says to the kids </p><p>&quot; thank your father kids &quot;</p><p>&quot; thanks dad &quot;</p><p>peg says that to bud and kelly all the time</p><p>maybe just a weirde coincidence or maybe they based it on them</p><p>I have noticed this before but thought I was crazy. So maybe we are both crazy or maybe we are the brains of this whole damn thing. Something to think about</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im watching nat'l lampoons european vacation and i noticed a few similarities between the griswolds and the bundys from married with children</p><p>both are from chicago</p><p>bumbling stupid father</p><p>2 kids a daughter and son although the griswold kids&nbsp;change in every movie </p><p>somewhat sexed up wife</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and theres the one part where they are in france on the eiffel tower and ellen says to the kids </p><p>&quot; thank your father kids &quot;</p><p>&quot; thanks dad &quot;</p><p>peg says that to bud and kelly all the time</p><p>maybe just a weirde coincidence or maybe they based it on them</p><p>I have noticed this before but thought I was crazy. So maybe we are both crazy or maybe we are the brains of this whole damn thing. Something to think about</p><p>im sure more people will agree as time goes on </p>

[Snoogans]

as far as im concerned, everything rips off married with children....hoo hoo

[J.Clints]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im watching nat'l lampoons european vacation and i noticed a few similarities between the griswolds and the bundys from married with children</p><p>both are from chicago</p><p>bumbling stupid father</p><p>2 kids a daughter and son although the griswold kids&nbsp;change in every movie </p><p>somewhat sexed up wife</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and theres the one part where they are in france on the eiffel tower and ellen says to the kids </p><p>&quot; thank your father kids &quot;</p><p>&quot; thanks dad &quot;</p><p>peg says that to bud and kelly all the time</p><p>maybe just a weirde coincidence or maybe they based it on them</p><p>I have noticed this before but thought I was crazy. So maybe we are both crazy or maybe we are the brains of this whole damn thing. Something to think about</p><p>im sure more people will agree as time goes on </p><p>About the show or That we are the brains</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />as far as im concerned, everything rips off married with children....hoo hoo <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You speak the truth brother you speak the truth!</p>

[weekapaugjz]

if i ever had a higher iq than einstein, i would strive to be better than a rf.net poster

[Yerdaddy]

If Einstein drank as much as you apparently do he'd be a RFnet poster. His name would be E=JQ151fez.

[reeshy]

I wish I was as good looking as Einstein!!!!!

[KC2OSO]

aiee papiee. cono

[cougarjake13]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im watching nat'l lampoons european vacation and i noticed a few similarities between the griswolds and the bundys from married with children</p><p>both are from chicago</p><p>bumbling stupid father</p><p>2 kids a daughter and son although the griswold kids&nbsp;change in every movie </p><p>somewhat sexed up wife</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and theres the one part where they are in france on the eiffel tower and ellen says to the kids </p><p>&quot; thank your father kids &quot;</p><p>&quot; thanks dad &quot;</p><p>peg says that to bud and kelly all the time</p><p>maybe just a weirde coincidence or maybe they based it on them</p><p>I have noticed this before but thought I was crazy. So maybe we are both crazy or maybe we are the brains of this whole damn thing. Something to think about</p><p>im sure more people will agree as time goes on </p><p>About the show or That we are the brains</p><p>both</p>

[epo]

Cheese is tasty.

[jennysmurf]

Cheese is tasty.

especially when melty.

[Gvac]

I'm starting to think these pre-made turkey meatballs might not be very good for you.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'm starting to think these pre-made turkey meatballs might not be very good for you.
Dude, don't eat those. Pre-made Turkey Meatballs. They're HUMAN!

[Gvac]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

I have no choice, Chuck. I'm a lousy cook.

[Creepo]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

I have no choice, Chuck. I'm a lousy cook.

Not to mention a lousy choise of character. Why such a commoner like yourself wouldn't just order out?

[Gvac]

After years and years of deliberation I have concluded that "Stay With Me" by The Faces is indeed the greatest rock 'n' roll song of all time.















This is subject to change, of course.

[PapaBear]

Stew and roast recipes never call for enough carrots. I always add more.

[djproject]

Stew and roast recipes never call for enough carrots. I always add more.

Very true sir, the carrots are nice and soft and juicy :thumbup:

[Marc with a c]

i don't like cooked carrots. i don't want your carroty stew. either that or i'd leave them in the bowl and you'd make a snarky comment about it after i left. so fuck off.

[Chimee]

I really should've voted for marc...

[Marc with a c]

i thought you had, you were one i counted in my head.

[Chimee]

You don't play videogames like the adult child I wish you would be.

[PapaBear]

i don't like cooked carrots. i don't want your carroty stew. either that or i'd leave them in the bowl and you'd make a snarky comment about it after i left. so fuck off.
I'd eat the carrots you left behind.

[Marc with a c]

at least i have robertssam. i bet he hates carrots and duck hunt.

[Marc with a c]

I'd eat the carrots you left behind.

my third grade teacher mrs. walsh ate carrots so much her hands had a tint of orange to them. her husband mr. walsh was the school gym teacher and was cheating on mrs. walsh.

cooked carrots suck.

[PapaBear]

my third grade teacher mrs. walsh ate carrots so much her hands had a tint of orange to them. her husband mr. walsh was the school gym teacher and was cheating on mrs. walsh.

cooked carrots suck.
If cooked carrots could suck, I'd like them even more.

[Marc with a c]

If cooked carrots could suck, I'd like them even more.

grow up

[PapaBear]

grow up
Never

[jennysmurf]

Never

PapaBear, you look different. Have you changed your hair?

[PapaBear]

PapaBear, you look different. Have you changed your hair?
It's a little shorter than it was in this pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ScanImage04_1541Small.jpg

[jennysmurf]

It's a little shorter than it was in this pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ScanImage04_1541Small.jpg

You're lookin good!!! Just sayin....

[PapaBear]

You're lookin good!!! Just sayin....
I go through stages. Some better than others.

[Marc with a c]

that v-neck atrocity is fucking hilarious.

[Marc with a c]

woman's volleyball shorts are the best shorts.

[weekapaugjz]

woman's volleyball shorts are the best shorts.

i agree.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fknawesome/WomensVolleyball.png

[Westley]

they shoud make the front plow on a plow truck get really hot so it can melt the snow

[ToiletCrusher]

If I were a cookie, I would be an oatmeal and raisin cookie.

[PapaBear]

they shoud make the front plow on a plow truck get really hot so it can melt the snow
Yeah. Because it would be really cool when the plow leaves and the melted snow becomes a sheet of ice. Nice try, though.:king:

[ecobag2]

It's a little shorter than it was in this pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ScanImage04_1541Small.jpg

you on your way out to play with cousin Oliver? Groovy.

[cougarjake13]

i agree.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fknawesome/WomensVolleyball.png

i see camel toe on the sand dune

[StupidGirlllll]

Why did I bother to spend $140.00 on Ugg boots for my daughter & after only 1 week they look like they been thru hell. So I go to the mall & speng another $20.00 on the Ugg Care Kit, to get home take 30 minutes to make sure that I get all the guck off. I let them dry they looking brand new. We decided to get chinese food I said to my daugher "Wow look how good they look" she says " Let me see" and guess what happened after that? Her greasy chinease food hand stained the boot again...Leason learned never buy a 10 yr old $140.00 boots ever again unless they come in metal.

[GregoryJoseph]

Feeling sunlight on your face on a brisk day may be one of the greatest simple pleasures this life has to offer.

[cougarjake13]

Feeling sunlight on your face on a brisk day may be one of the greatest simple pleasures this life has to offer.

i still say a well done blowjob is better

[Gvac]

The tongue scraper on the back of the toothbrush head is the greatest advancement in technology so far this century.

[vjr97]

i wonder how salma hyack pussy tatste like.....im sure it must taste like sweet honey

please some1 sell some mushrooms now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[lleeder]

vjr97 is gvac's best board character.

[Gvac]

vjr97 is gvac's best board character.

He's not mine, but I think I know whose he is!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!

[Gvac]

I really think Malcolm and Angus Young are idiot savants.

There can't be anything else in the world they can do well, but I'll be fucked if they can't rock as good as anyone ever has.

[PapaBear]

Date rape was adorable in the 80's. I watched Sixteen Candles last night for the millionth time. After seeing the scene in the parking lot, when the geek and the prom queen woke up in the Rolls, they determine that they had had sex while wasted the night before. Shit like that happened in 80's movies all the time, and it was always so CUTE! Let's hear it for adorable date rape!

[Slumbag]

Why is it when there are two parties on TV talking about Smoking Bans, the non smokers always look like this:
http://sourcenowindia.com/man7.jpg

and the person for smoking always looks like this:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/images/reports/homelessflip.jpg

Why don't they lest someone with some class fight the for the smokers.
Like Kevin Smith, or GVAC.

[razorboy]

Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its are really tasty when you start eating them. If you keep eating them, not so much.

[Gvac]

I think I know about 17 guys named Dan.

[Gvac]

Some showers feel more fulfilling than others. That was a really good shower I just took.

[razorboy]

I drink way too much tea. I just made a gallon of iced tea and finished it in an hour. I think I have a problem.

[cougarjake13]

I drink way too much tea. I just made a gallon of iced tea and finished it in an hour. I think I have a problem.




i have a similar problem


im guessing its the lack of carbonation that makes you able to keep guzzling

[razorboy]

i have a similar problem


im guessing its the lack of carbonation that makes you able to keep guzzling

Maybe so. Add to that I have an unhealthy (actually, proably relatively healthy) obsession with tea to begin with.

[WampusCrandle]

here's a random thought:

how many toes would you have to lose before you never put on another sandal? and that isnt including the big toe.

[cougarjake13]

Maybe so. Add to that I have an unhealthy (actually, proably relatively healthy) obsession with tea to begin with.

tea is good for ya


better to be drinking enormous amounts of tea over soda

[razorboy]

I love Charles Barkley.

[cougarjake13]

how long could a human survive a embalming before dying ??

[cougarjake13]

if the south won the civil war


the new york yankees would have become




http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/rebels.jpg

[Liverspot]

I killed a tree in my yard today, a beautiful Silver Maple that I planted 10 years ago.

I mulled the fate of the tree while mulling the tea that would refresh me while while hacking this tree down.

I still love this tree though it is no longer living

[rick9669]

van morrison is on pbs channel 21 live from montreux 1980....now...11pm-12am union county , nj .....if any ones interested............:clap:

[razorboy]

My ex-chick just called me, all drunked up, and saying she'd like to come over. Half of me says "enjoy yourself", and the other half says "this won't end well". I think I'm going to go with my first half.

[cougarjake13]

My ex-chick just called me, all drunked up, and saying she'd like to come over. Half of me says "enjoy yourself", and the other half says "this won't end well". I think I'm going to go with my first half.

little razorboy usually wins it in these matters

[razorboy]

The new Simpsons opening pisses me off. It was the only part of the show that was still funny.

[PapaBear]

I love weird coincidences!

A buddy of mine at work likes country music and good classic rock, but he can't stand the country that is made today. I decided to copy a bunch of my CD's that I thought he'd like. When I gave them to him today, I told him to make sure he listens to Robert Earl Keen and Lucinda Williams first. I knew he'd like them, and he did. Just after he told me how much he liked them, I'm listening to Friday's R&F show on my Nexus, and they are having the conversation about country music. A caller said they should listen to channel 12 and specifically mentioned Robert Earl Keen and Lucinda Williams! I heard this less than an hour after I made the recommendation to my friend.

[midwestjeff]

"I wish you knew how bad our life is but you don't.
That's why I am drunk and you are not.".


I said that to my dog as I covered him up to keep him warm.

[WampusCrandle]

i keep seeing people on the train that look like a kid i knew in high school who killed himself a few months ago. i actually went up to one of them and asked their name, of course, it wasn't him.

[ToiletCrusher]

grilled booger cheese sandwiches.

[razorboy]

Barry Larkin for the Hall of Fame.

[Gvac]

Barry Larkin for the Hall of Fame.

AMEN!

[Gvac]

I really, really need a haircut.

I'm sporting a bouffant these days.

[hammersavage]

I really, really need a haircut.

I'm sporting a bouffant these days.

Ala JerseyRich's high school pic?

[epo]

Is Saturday night REALLY for fighting?

[Gvac]

Ala JerseyRich's high school pic?

I'm blowing that pic away right now.

[disneyspy]

did chad from the alltel commercials get ugly quick?