Random Thoughts

[PapaBear]

I don't have to be at work for 96 hours. YAY ME!

[jennysmurf]

I don't have to be at work for 96 hours. YAY ME!

More time to delete these spammers!:clap: As soon as I'd delete them, they'd sign back up--it's totes frustrating.

[PapaBear]

Oh, joy.

[keithy_19]

I don't have to be at work for 96 hours. YAY ME!

PapaBear is on the rum!

[PapaBear]

PapaBear is on the rum!
CUBA LIBRE!!!!

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[deliciousV]

CUBA LIBRE!!!!

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so exotic, until you add the Coke Zero

[keithy_19]

so exotic, until you add the Coke Zero

If exotic girls didn't add the zero they would never be with me. :unsure:

[keithy_19]

Let it be known that feelings are stupid.

[realmenhatelife]

Let Jenny give you some "feelings" it'll fix you right up.

[jennysmurf]

Let Jenny give you some "feelings" it'll fix you right up.

I tried, but he faked being sick when I was in town. Scaredy cat--it would only hurt at first.

[jennysmurf]

I'm just so darn sleepy.:sleep:

[PapaBear]

I'm just so darn sleepy.:sleep:
Sleepy is a dwarf. Not a Smurf. Learn your fictional tiny people!

[jennysmurf]

Sleepy is a dwarf. Not a Smurf. Learn your fictional tiny people!

Who you callin fictional?:annoyed:

[PapaBear]

Speaking of Cindy... You know how awesome my girlfriend was that I had when I was 21? She knew I was very hot for the very new super model that is Cindy Crawford. When I was in the Navy, she was cool enough to send me the Playboy that Cindy was in. Along with some very nice pics of herself. Damn, she was cool.

sounds like a keeper

no beuno no more?
I found her online last night. She's now ultra conservative and ultra Catholic. And she has appeared on Fox News a few times to be all conservative and shit. I seriously doubt she's still a fun girl.

[PapaBear]

Whenever I've looked at the satellite view on Google Maps, the image has always been a couple of years old. I just looked at my house, and the image is CLEARLY from sometime after the end of this April. WHY ARE THEY WATCHING ME!?!?!?

[deliciousV]

Whenever I've looked at the satellite view on Google Maps, the image has always been a couple of years old. I just looked at my house, and the image is CLEARLY from sometime after the end of this April. WHY ARE THEY WATCHING ME!?!?!?

I think you know

[PapaBear]

I think you know
No... It's not that. I stopped passing out naked in the back yard.

[deliciousV]

No... It's not that. I stopped passing out naked in the back yard.

and then they started taking pictures again

[PapaBear]

and then they started taking pictures again
http://www.gwoltal.myfastmail.com/files/Moon%20Alice.jpg

[jennysmurf]

and then they started taking pictures again

Cause even Google knew on one needed to see that.

[PapaBear]

Cause even Google knew on one needed to see that.
The thought of me naked has you tongue tied. Admit it!

[deliciousV]

The thought of me naked has you tongue tied. Admit it!

you're mistaking tongue tied with gag reflex

[jennysmurf]

you're mistaking tongue tied with gag reflex

:laugh:

[PapaBear]

Fine. I'm not sending any more dick pics to you.

It's up to you two, to decide which one of you I'm talking about.

[jennysmurf]

Fine. I'm not sending any more dick pics to you.

It's up to you two, to decide which one of you I'm talking about.

Well, since I've never received any, I can only assume you mean DelV.

[PapaBear]

Well, since I've never received any, I can only assume you mean DelV.
That's what someone who would want deniability would say. And Delv not saying anything, could be seen as an admission of guilt.

[deliciousV]

Fine. I'm not sending any more dick pics to you.

It's up to you two, to decide which one of you I'm talking about.

I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought, if he'd sent them to me I'd be in the hospital

[jennysmurf]

I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought, if he'd sent them to me I'd be in the hospital

But at least you wouldn't have to mow the lawn amirite?

[PapaBear]

I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought, if he'd sent them to me I'd be in the hospital
Just a little? :wub:

[PapaBear]

But at least you wouldn't have to mow the lawn amirite?
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[deliciousV]

But at least you wouldn't have to mow the lawn amirite?

are we talking manscaping? Because I just won't discuss it.

[jennysmurf]

are we talking manscaping? Because I just won't discuss it.

Sillybuns, I was talking about you complaining on FB about mowing the lawn right before it rains.

[jennysmurf]

Just a little? :wub:

Keep at him buddy, you'll get to him eventually.

[PapaBear]

Sillybuns, I was talking about you complaining on FB about mowing the lawn right before it rains.
Why would someone complain about that?

[deliciousV]

Sillybuns, I was talking about you complaining on FB about mowing the lawn right before it rains.

It's a thing! I make it rain.

[PapaBear]

It's a thing! I make it rain.
If it rains after you wash your car, it's a bad thing. If it rains after you mow, you just got lucky.

[deliciousV]

Why would someone complain about that?

because every time I mow my lawn it starts raining shortly thereafter, it rains long enough that I have to redo the damn thing every 5 days.

[PapaBear]

because every time I mow my lawn it starts raining shortly thereafter, it rains long enough that I have to redo the damn thing every 5 days.
So... If you don't mow your lawn, there will be a drought. Your grass will die, and you'll never need to mow again.

[keithy_19]

because every time I mow my lawn it starts raining shortly thereafter, it rains long enough that I have to redo the damn thing every 5 days.

Stupid nature and it's way of sustaining life.

[deliciousV]

So... If you don't mow your lawn, there will be a drought. Your grass will die, and you'll never need to mow again.

maybe, probably, hell I don't know! I don't dare test the theory. When my lawn need cutting I cut it, otherwise it gets a bit on the snakey side here in the woods.

[PapaBear]

maybe, probably, hell I don't know! I don't dare test the theory. When my lawn need cutting I cut it, otherwise it gets a bit on the snakey side here in the woods.
Don't mow, and buy a mongoose.

http://waly1039.com/sites/default/files/1195336096_2.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Stupid nature and it's way of sustaining life.

Right? Dumb ol nature making me feel things....sorry, that always happens when you show up.

[deliciousV]

Don't mow, and buy a mongoose.

http://waly1039.com/sites/default/files/1195336096_2.jpg

now you're onto something

[keithy_19]

Right? Dumb ol nature making me feel things....sorry, that always happens when you show up.

:innocent:

[PapaBear]

I think we actually managed to have a bit of late night fun. I wish spoon had seen it. I was hoping he'd back read to my post about the "cool girlfriend".

[jennysmurf]

I think we actually managed to have a bit of late night fun. I wish spoon had seen it. I was hoping he'd back read to my post about the "cool girlfriend".

You were hoping he'd take the hint and send you some naked pics of himself? Get.

[realmenhatelife]

So the recent fun with the conservative man who is totally immune to irony:

reposting in succession infographics of "the liberal media hates brave Rick Perry for standing up for the rights of the unborn" up against "government has its' hand in everything, needs to be smaller you dumimies!"

and also "Nixon bugs two buildings and gets drummed out of office, Obama bugs the whole world and everyone still loves him..." which is inaccurate and confusing on many, many levels.

[spoon]

I would make the same argument for a white kid. They need to figure out what happened because the most important thing is justice, but at the same time I think you can figure shit out in a less damaging matter and also exclude the press who has no restrictions in handling young witnesses. It shows the problem in the courts that it isn't a system trying to figure out whats right, it's a system where the prosecution and defense both try to win their position.

If I were king there would be no televised trials.

wholeheartedly agree with this

top to bottom

[spoon]

Watching this trial is like watching a train wreck in slow motion without any of the fun. I feel dumber than I did before and I was pretty dumb before and I can't afford to lose any more of my smarts.

knock knock

......"who's there?"

the remote

....."the remote who"

the remote, change the channel before it's too late

[spoon]

That's like playing Russian roullette knowing that every chamber is loaded.

i know soooo many people that need to play this game...some here...with a desert eagle...hopefully soon

[spoon]

Let it be known that feelings are stupid.

"No I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay." -- 1:22 mark...Joey LaJoie

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*knock knock theme lives on

[spoon]

I found her online last night. She's now ultra conservative and ultra Catholic. And she has appeared on Fox News a few times to be all conservative and shit. I seriously doubt she's still a fun girl.

BOOOOOOOO!

[spoon]

Sillybuns, I was talking about you complaining on FB about mowing the lawn right before it rains.

ewwwwwww!

[spoon]

I think we actually managed to have a bit of late night fun. I wish spoon had seen it. I was hoping he'd back read to my post about the "cool girlfriend".

bang

consider it done, just not with your ex...she only has butt sex with GOP'ers masquerading as heterosexuals now

[spoon]

You were hoping he'd take the hint and send you some naked pics of himself? Get.

huh?

that was part of his elite signing package (pun intended) when he came to RF.net in 05.

you got a low-ball offer, and got the DS mini-shit level package...(puns intended)

[PapaBear]

i know soooo many people that need to play this game...some here...with a desert eagle...hopefully soon
Russian Roulette doesn't go over very well with a semi automatic handgun.


Oh, wait... I get it!

[boobieman]

In less then 10 hours I will be in Vegas...Yes Vegas..with my Wife, my Mom and my Gay Brother...what ever happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas...No seriously..it BETTER

SEYEYAYAYA

[deliciousV]

Last week there was a tornado down here, over in Florence, the news report said, and this is an exact quote "12 homes were destroyed causing over $87,000 in damages". This made me sad, why do tornado's pick on the poor?

[PapaBear]

Last week there was a tornado down here, over in Florence, the news report said, and this is an exact quote "12 homes were destroyed causing over $87,000 in damages". This made me sad, why do tornado's pick on the poor?
Mobile homes are easily blown away. They aren't, however, light as a feather. A week ago or two, about 30 miles from me in WV, a guy was under his mobile home jacking it up or something. Damn thing fell on him and crushed him.

[deliciousV]

Mobile homes are easily blown away. They aren't, however, light as a feather. A week ago or two, about 30 miles from me in WV, a guy was under his mobile home jacking it up or something. Damn thing fell on him and crushed him.

Yikes! There goes $7200

[PapaBear]

Yikes! There goes $7200
Judging from the picture, it was half of a fairly new looking double wide. More of a "modular home" than a trailer. $7200 sounds more like the cost of his funeral.

[deliciousV]

Judging from the picture, it was half of a fairly new looking double wide. More of a "modular home" than a trailer. $7200 sounds more like the cost of his funeral.

double yikes

[A.J.]

Mobile homes are easily blown away. They aren't, however, light as a feather. A week ago or two, about 30 miles from me in WV, a guy was under his mobile home jacking it up or something. Damn thing fell on him and crushed him.

Thoughts and prayers to his kin folk.

[keithy_19]

Mobile homes are easily blown away. They aren't, however, light as a feather. A week ago or two, about 30 miles from me in WV, a guy was under his mobile home jacking it up or something. Damn thing fell on him and crushed him.

The lesson here is not to masturbate under your mobile home.

[deliciousV]

The lesson here is not to masturbate under your mobile home.

now you're just meddling

[jennysmurf]

The lesson here is not to masturbate under your mobile home.

:laugh:

[spoon]

The lesson here is not to masturbate under your mobile home.


Bullshit!

The lesson is not to do it under an unstable mobile home...unless you like suspenseful jacking!

[deliciousV]

Bullshit!

The lesson is not to do it under an unstable mobile home...unless you like suspenseful jacking!

you're both meddlers.

[spoon]

I'll meddler your face ; )

[PapaBear]

Thoughts and prayers to his kin folk.
:wallbash: On Facebook, I subscribe to a couple of local news sites. Whenever they post anything about a wreck or whatever, it's always followed by 100 people saying "prayers going out". It bugs the shit out of me when people feel the need to let the rest of the world know they are praying for a stranger. If you want to pray for someone, just do it, and stop trying to make yourself look good!

[deliciousV]

I'll meddler your face ; )

pervert

[keithy_19]

pervert

At least both of you aren't under a mobile home.

[PapaBear]

At least both of you aren't under a mobile home.
If they were, I bet they'd both survive.

[deliciousV]

If they were, I bet they'd both survive.

you have to know where to stack the cinder block.

[spoon]

Then fuck it!

[PapaBear]

I like it when Redbox screws up. A week ago, they gave me two of the same movie. Not wanting to be charged twice, I returned one and called them. I wasn't charged for either, and they gave me two free credits. Tonight, I reserved a movie. The kiosk was broken. I called and, once again, got two free credits. I hope they fuck up more often. I'll be laughing my way to the bank, $1.50 at a time.

[PapaBear]

I've never seen a Jennifer Connelly movie so bad, it wasn't worth watching just for her. I've never seen Hulk, though.

[deliciousV]

I like it when Redbox screws up. A week ago, they gave me two of the same movie. Not wanting to be charged twice, I returned one and called them. I wasn't charged for either, and they gave me two free credits. Tonight, I reserved a movie. The kiosk was broken. I called and, once again, got two free credits. I hope they fuck up more often. I'll be laughing my way to the bank, $1.50 at a time.


Ahh, the spirit that built America, greed!

[spoon]

Ahh, the spirit that built America, greed!

and that edge of technology that's killing America at the same time

who's picking up the VHS at west coast video baby!?

[PapaBear]

and that edge of technology that's killing America at the same time

who's picking up the VHS at west coast video baby!?
I really miss video stores. These boxes have so few movies. And streaming sucks. No real new releases available. And Netflix DVD service is too expensive if you go above one disc at a time. With my schedule, only having one or two at a time simply doesn't allow me to watch more than a couple movies a month.

[realmenhatelife]

I really miss video stores. These boxes have so few movies. And streaming sucks. No real new releases available. And Netflix DVD service is too expensive if you go above one disc at a time. With my schedule, only having one or two at a time simply doesn't allow me to watch more than a couple movies a month.

I basically do one new movie a week but I watch a lot of streaming. I'm really inclined to watch both old and new stuff though, so it works for me. It seems like there is usually 1 new release a week I want to see so the pacing is perfect, you just need to get used to the disc being available a few weeks later than retail.

[jennysmurf]

I miss the 1990's.

[PapaBear]

I miss the 1990's.
I miss parts of it, but I mostly would just like a redo on some of the things I did then.

[jennysmurf]

I miss parts of it, but I mostly would just like a redo on some of the things I did then.

I've been watching "Caroline in the City" all day, so I'm a bit nostalgic.

[PapaBear]

I've been watching "Caroline in the City" all day, so I'm a bit nostalgic.
See, now that's one of the mistakes I never made in the 90's. Not everything I did was stupid.

[jennysmurf]

See, now that's one of the mistakes I never made in the 90's. Not everything I did was stupid.

I loved that show! Watching it again (I got the first season from Netflix) is like seeing old friends again.



On a side note, I'm surprised more people aren't here yelling about the Zimmerman trial.

[PapaBear]

I loved that show! Watching it again (I got the first season from Netflix) is like seeing old friends again.



On a side note, I'm surprised more people aren't here yelling about the Zimmerman trial.
People? All the yelling here consists of like 4 people. Which is about half the total number of people, so I guess that's why it seems like a lot.

[jennysmurf]

People? All the yelling here consists of like 4 people. Which is about half the total number of people, so I guess that's why it seems like a lot.

I reckon. I also forget how late it is on the East Coast, where most of the yellers live. Maybe they'll be here tomorrow to fight about it.

[PapaBear]

I reckon. I also forget how late it is on the East Coast, where most of the yellers live. Maybe they'll be here tomorrow to fight about it.
Remember when "late" on the East coast was like 5AM?

[jennysmurf]

Remember when "late" on the East coast was like 5AM?

Yeah. Those were the days.

[PapaBear]

Ugh... At 5AM on Monday, I'll have been at work for over an hour. I have to be there before 4.

[jennysmurf]

Ugh... At 5AM on Monday, I'll have been at work for over an hour. I have to be there before 4.

Nothing good happens at that time of day.

[PapaBear]

Nothing good happens at that time of day.
Well... Not when you're working, anyway.

[jennysmurf]

Well... Not when you're working, anyway.

Even when you're not working, I don't see 4 am as "The Magic Hour."

[PapaBear]

Even when you're not working, I don't see 4 am as "The Magic Hour."
I've experienced a lot of magic at 4AM. But that does kind of go back to some of the "redo's" I'd like from the 90's.

[jennysmurf]

I've experienced a lot of magic at 4AM. But that does kind of go back to some of the "redo's" I'd like from the 90's.

But I bet your bucket list is much shorter because of those times, amirite?

[PapaBear]

But I bet your bucket list is much shorter because of those times, amirite?
I don't have a bucket list. I just do stuff. Not so much any more, though.

[spoon]

Fucking lightweights!!

[sailor]

Outside of the northeast, people sure do talk funny.

http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6?op=1

[hanso]

Outside of the northeast, people sure do talk funny.

http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6?op=1

Not even Boston or Maine? Or your Mariann's from Brooklyn (caw caw caw)

[realmenhatelife]

Ironically Northeast Philadelphia is where people talk the worst.

[ozzie]

Outside of the northeast, people sure do talk funny.

http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6?op=1

Ha! I sent this to my chick a few weeks ago. I thought she HAD to have been the only person in the world who pronounced a "Crayon" as a "Crown".

Turns out, she's not alone.

My daughter has some princess costumes, and also likes to color. My chick's poor pronunciation makes clean up time confusing. "Pick up your crowns" sends my girl looking for tiara's, while stepping on the waxy color things all over the floor.

And, yeah, there are actually people down here who refer to rain falling while the sun is shining as "The devil is beating his wife", although none I asked could explain why. Just something they were told as kids.

[realmenhatelife]

This job came up at work and I thought about applying for it but decided no to because I dont want to keep working here so therefore dont want to learn a new job. Now I see who got the job and I know with a certainty I would've gotten it, and actually I'm kindof shocked who they gave it to. But anyway, now I'm like damn, maybe I should've gone for it if they were going to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

[sailor]

I had to look up sun showers on wikipedia to see what that was about and while there was no explanation for why that phrase came about, there are a lot of weird ones for them. Like way, way back it freaked people out and they needed some mystical explanation. Actually, I think now it's supposed to be the devils wife's tears.

Also, there was an intern a few years that called milkshakes "cabinets" and, yeah, that's a term in small pockets of New England.

[A.J.]

Sun showers is when it's one of those light rains that happens when it's bright and sunny. They happen mostly during the summertime. I remember they happen a lot when I was in Hawaii.

[sailor]

Sun showers is when it's one of those light rains that happens when it's bright and sunny. They happen mostly during the summertime. I remember they happen a lot when I was in Hawaii.

Oh, I just meant looking them up to see where the odd phrases came from. I was bewildered that so many poeple on those maps didn't have any word for it.

[jennysmurf]

I had to look up sun showers on wikipedia to see what that was about and while there was no explanation for why that phrase came about, there are a lot of weird ones for them. Like way, way back it freaked people out and they needed some mystical explanation. Actually, I think now it's supposed to be the devils wife's tears.

Also, there was an intern a few years that called milkshakes "cabinets" and, yeah, that's a term in small pockets of New England.

They call them "cabinets" in Rhode Island. One of the families I worked for spent the Summers in Little Compton, and they had an AMAZING ice cream place called Gray's. They had cabinets, and I had to ask what they meant. They're thicker than milkshakes, but are basically the same thing.

[A.J.]

They call them "cabinets" in Rhode Island. One of the families I worked for spent the Summers in Little Compton, and they had an AMAZING ice cream place called Gray's. They had cabinets, and I had to ask what they meant. They're thicker than milkshakes, but are basically the same thing.

I had never heard of this.

[jennysmurf]

I had never heard of this.

I have many things to teach you. Many, many things.:wink:

[sailor]

They call them "cabinets" in Rhode Island. One of the families I worked for spent the Summers in Little Compton, and they had an AMAZING ice cream place called Gray's. They had cabinets, and I had to ask what they meant. They're thicker than milkshakes, but are basically the same thing.

Lunacy. Even worse than Rhode Island and Wisconsin calling water fountains "bubblers".

[A.J.]

I have many things to teach you. Many, many things.:wink:

Woo hoo! These are MY benefits! :clap:

[A.J.]

Lunacy. Even worse than Rhode Island and Wisconsin calling water fountains "bubblers".

Bubblers is big in Massachusetts too.

I think "packy" (package store) is a New England thing too. That's where we go to buy beer and booze.

[Jujubees2]

They call them "cabinets" in Rhode Island. One of the families I worked for spent the Summers in Little Compton, and they had an AMAZING ice cream place called Gray's. They had cabinets, and I had to ask what they meant. They're thicker than milkshakes, but are basically the same thing.

As a native Rhode Islander, there are shakes, cabinets and frappes.

To a person living in Rhode Island or the adjoining part of Massachusetts, a milk shake consists of milk shaken up with flavored syrup and nothing more; if ice cream is included, the drink is called a cabinet, possibly, says food writer John F. Mariani in The Dictionary of American Food and Drink, named after the square wooden cabinet in which the mixer was encased. Farther north in New England, the same drink is called a velvet or a frappe (from French frapper, "to ice"). (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/milk+shake)

[jennysmurf]

Lunacy. Even worse than Rhode Island and Wisconsin calling water fountains "bubblers".

People be cray.

[Jujubees2]

Oh and in RI you can get coffee flavored shakes at McDonald's

[Jujubees2]

Lunacy. Even worse than Rhode Island and Wisconsin calling water fountains "bubblers".

No, they are "bubblahs"

[jennysmurf]

No, they are "bubblahs"

:happy:

[A.J.]

As a native Rhode Islander, there are shakes, cabinets and frappes.

To a person living in Rhode Island or the adjoining part of Massachusetts, a milk shake consists of milk shaken up with flavored syrup and nothing more; if ice cream is included, the drink is called a cabinet, possibly, says food writer John F. Mariani in The Dictionary of American Food and Drink, named after the square wooden cabinet in which the mixer was encased. Farther north in New England, the same drink is called a velvet or a frappe (from French frapper, "to ice"). (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/milk+shake)
I remember frappes from Friendly's!

[underdog]

I had never heard of this.

Neither have I, and I'm from that area.

And Little Compton is BARELY Rhode Island. It's like the Galapagos Islands of RI.

[underdog]

Lunacy. Even worse than Rhode Island and Wisconsin calling water fountains "bubblers".

That's most of New England, actually.

[underdog]

Bubblers is big in Massachusetts too.

I think "packy" (package store) is a New England thing too. That's where we go to buy beer and booze.

I still say packy.

[jennysmurf]

Neither have I, and I'm from that area.

And Little Compton is BARELY Rhode Island. It's like the Galapagos Islands of RI.

Whatevs, yo. It was an adorable place, and I recommend you go over there sometime and eat a cabinet (not the ice cream kind).

[jennysmurf]

I still say packy.

Yeah, but you're referring to people from Pakistan, you racist.

[underdog]

Whatevs, yo. It was an adorable place, and I recommend you go over there sometime and eat a cabinet (not the ice cream kind).

I got lost in a field there once. It was terrifying.

Yeah, but you're referring to people from Pakistan, you racist.

Fucking Pakis!

[jennysmurf]

I got lost in a field there once. It was terrifying.



Fucking Pakis!

If you'd had a cabinet, you wouldn't have been so scared. (I like to bring things full-circle)

[sailor]

Bubblers is big in Massachusetts too.

I think "packy" (package store) is a New England thing too. That's where we go to buy beer and booze.

Racist.

[Jujubees2]

I remember frappes from Friendly's!

How about Awful Awfuls from Newport Creamery?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7eKQ9z4xSg8/SMdM1UT37bI/AAAAAAAACyg/jdwTnfR20bk/s400/082908+Late+August+2008+088.jpg

[ozzie]

Oh and in RI you can get coffee flavored shakes at McDonald's

"McCafe"? (http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/full_menu/mc_cafe.html)

We've got those here too, but I've never felt brave enough to try one.

Until McDonald's decides to carry Shamrock shakes and McRibs year round, I'm continuing my silent protest.


I asked one of the girls here to try to explain the "devil beating his wife" thing. It didn't make sense to me because, don't they believe that the devil is in some underground lair? Not up in the clouds?

She said she thinks she remembers her grandmother explaining that when the sun was shining, the angels could see when the devil was beating his wife, and when he did, they wept.

Still a stupid phrase.

[PapaBear]

I listened to the final WJFK show last night. I can't believe it's been 8 years! Even though Fez would stumble with his words from time to time, it's amazing how much funnier he was.

[jennysmurf]

I listened to the final WJFK show last night. I can't believe it's been 8 years! Even though Fez would stumble with his words from time to time, it's amazing how much funnier he was.

I listened to some old segments on YouTube, and there's no comparison. The show we have today is completely different from the show they used to do. I miss the fun. Sometimes they'll get silly, but it doesn't last long enough. :sad:

[PapaBear]

I completely stopped listening back in April, and it felt like I waited too long.

[SonOfSmeagol]

I listened to the final WJFK show last night. I can't believe it's been 8 years! Even though Fez would stumble with his words from time to time, it's amazing how much funnier he was.

ya, that's where I used to listen. it was a great run at WJFK

[A.J.]

I listened to the final WJFK show last night. I can't believe it's been 8 years! Even though Fez would stumble with his words from time to time, it's amazing how much funnier he was.

I miss going into the studio when they were down here.

[SonOfSmeagol]

strange name for a royal baby: George Phillip Charles North William West, Lord Cornbury
?

[CountryBob]

Horray! Finally, the royal baby is born - aw who gives a flying fuck! :wallbash:

But I guess we need more feel good stories these days.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Horray! Finally, the royal baby is born - aw who gives a flying fuck! :wallbash:

But I guess we need more feel good stories these days.

two British Opens in one week :king:

[CountryBob]

two British Opens in one week :king:

Well played... well played :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

two British Opens in one week :king:

Well played... well played :thumbup:

See CBob? This is why you keep coming back here.:tongue:

[CountryBob]

See CBob? This is why you keep coming back here.:tongue:

I love it here but I hate that I don't get to post as often lately.

[jennysmurf]

I love it here but I hate that I don't get to post as often lately.

We do too. The listening thread isn't the same without your constant mod-quote-worthy posts.

[SonOfSmeagol]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh693gwPBw1qafrh6.gif

[CountryBob]

We do too. The listening thread isn't the same without your constant mod-quote-worthy posts.

Hehe - I need to jump in for a bit and give some worthy ones, its been awhile. I have a lot of computer work to do tomorrow so I might have some time to add a few....

[jennysmurf]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh693gwPBw1qafrh6.gif

Which one are you SonOfSmeagol?

[SonOfSmeagol]

Which one are you SonOfSmeagol?

snoopy! :laugh:
you?

[jennysmurf]

snoopy! :laugh:
you?

I'm thinking Linus has been watching me dance and copying my moves.

[keithy_19]

I kind of like the British royal family stuff. I don't follow it but it's all pretty silly and it's a break from serious stuff.

[jennysmurf]

I kind of like the British royal family stuff. I don't follow it but it's all pretty silly and it's a break from serious stuff.

You've got a crush on that dreamy Prince William, don't you?

[keithy_19]

You've got a crush on that dreamy Prince William, don't you?

Nah, but that queen is a looker.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know why I'm always shocked at the ferocity people will argue that a wedding requires an open bar.

[sailor]

I dont know why I'm always shocked at the ferocity people will argue that a wedding requires an open bar.

Nothing to fight over, but don't be cheap.

[realmenhatelife]

Nothing to fight over, but don't be cheap.

I had this fight with someone on here before laying out all these scenerios like what if I had beer and wine only, what if I had exquisite restaurant quality food etc etc etc and it all came down to if you dont have an open bar you are the world biggest piece of shit and why would anyone show up.

It isn't even so much picking up the tab for the booze, it's how overcharged the booze is because it's a wedding.

I am at a period in my life though where anyone I'd invite to a wedding wouldn't drink hammer me on an open bar, and I've lost touch with all the shit bags I know that might've. My prospective bride just needs to not have dickhead friends.

[spoon]

I dont know why I'm always shocked at the ferocity people will argue that a wedding requires an open bar.

it does requires one indeed!

:furious:

[spoon]

Nothing to fight over, but don't be cheap.

sure it is

aren't you the Irish one in this conversation Sailor!?

what the fuck is wrong with you man!:wacko:

[spoon]

I had this fight with someone on here before laying out all these scenerios like what if I had beer and wine only, what if I had exquisite restaurant quality food etc etc etc and it all came down to if you dont have an open bar you are the world biggest piece of shit and why would anyone show up.

It isn't even so much picking up the tab for the booze, it's how overcharged the booze is because it's a wedding.

I am at a period in my life though where anyone I'd invite to a wedding wouldn't drink hammer me on an open bar, and I've lost touch with all the shit bags I know that might've. My prospective bride just needs to not have dickhead friends.

open bar USUALLY isn't a tacked on total, just a part of the selection and has a fixed price

I've been to weddings and the groom was in AA and it was still open bar. No need to punish the rest of us!

[sailor]

sure it is

aren't you the Irish one in this conversation Sailor!?

what the fuck is wrong with you man!:wacko:

I'm a mediocre lover, not a mediocre fighter.

[jennysmurf]

I'm a mediocre lover, not a mediocre fighter.

Don't sell yourself short, you can be both.

[spoon]

Don't sell yourself short, you can be both.

don't set unattainable goals for our milky admin

[sailor]

Don't sell yourself short, you can be both.

Thanks, but I'm just gonna stick with what I'm so-so at.

[CountryBob]

I just told a chick at the bar about me banging my step sister when I was a kid. I swear it kinda turned her on to me some.

God Ive bottomed out :down:

[deliciousV]

I just told a chick at the bar about me banging my step sister when I was a kid. I swear it kinda turned her on to me some.

God Ive bottomed out :down:

How do you even work that into a conversation?

[jennysmurf]

How do you even work that into a conversation?

Wouldn't you just love to be an invisible observer of CBob's conversations? I would.

[underdog]

How do you even work that into a conversation?

That's his opener!

[underdog]

And seriously, you need an open bar at a wedding if you're an adult.

[SonOfSmeagol]

That's his opener!

it might just work, kind of a shock and awe approach

[CountryBob]

How do you even work that into a conversation?



We were making up goofy country song titles and she asked if I really had and I said yes. She was freaked out at first but after I explained the situation she changed her mind

[keithy_19]

We were making up goofy country song titles and she asked if I really had and I said yes. She was freaked out at first but after I explained the situation she changed her mind

"No, no darling. She was hot so it was fine."

[keithy_19]

And seriously, you need an open bar at a wedding if you're an adult.

Well if you're not an adult you probably shouldn't be getting married.

[deliciousV]

We were making up goofy country song titles and she asked if I really had and I said yes. She was freaked out at first but after I explained the situation she changed her mind

Country music, hot step sister, yeah, I can see that.

[PapaBear]

Well if you're not an adult you probably shouldn't be getting married.
You can't legally drink until you've been an adult for 3 years.

[PapaBear]

I'm working on a laptop for a friend. Win32?sirefef is a particularly NASTY virus!

[keithy_19]

You can't legally drink until you've been an adult for 3 years.

I meant child. My joke fell flat on it's face. I'm ashamed.

[PapaBear]

I meant child. My joke fell flat on it's face. I'm ashamed.
It's funnier when children fall on their faces.

[keithy_19]

It's funnier when children fall on their faces.

You're a monster.

[PapaBear]

You're a monster.
Monsters know funny when they see it.

[jennysmurf]

We were making up goofy country song titles and she asked if I really had and I said yes. She was freaked out at first but after I explained the situation she changed her mind

I'm pretty certain there's no hope for you.

[keithy_19]

I'm pretty certain there's no hope for you.

"How about I fucked my cousin?"

"Hahahah."

"No, really."

[jennysmurf]

"How about I fucked my cousin?"

"Hahahah."

"No, really."

No.

[keithy_19]

No.

I quoted you for some reason even though my statement didn't make much sense. Oh well.

[SonOfSmeagol]

I quoted you for some reason even though my statement didn't make much sense. Oh well.

we'll mark that as a first around here, among all

[jennysmurf]

I quoted you for some reason even though my statement didn't make much sense. Oh well.

You're such a silly billy.:tongue:

[PapaBear]

You're such a silly billy.:tongue:
"Hahahah."

"No, really."

[jennysmurf]

"Hahahah."

"No, really."

You had carnal relations with a member of your family too? You, Keithy, and CBob need to find a 12 step program or something.

[PapaBear]

You had carnal relations with a member of your family too? You, Keithy, and CBob need to find a 12 step program or something.
Everyone in my family is really really old. Does my first kid's babysitter count?

[jennysmurf]

Everyone in my family is really really old. Does my first kid's babysitter count?

Whore.

[PapaBear]

Whore.
She did get around a lot with older men back in the day. She then did a brief stint as a stripper, married a friend of mine in the mid 90's, and they've been married ever since. I think she's toned down her act a bit.

[jennysmurf]

She did get around a lot with older men back in the day. She then did a brief stint as a stripper, married a friend of mine in the mid 90's, and they've been married ever since. I think she's toned down her act a bit.

Turned you down?

[PapaBear]

Turned you down?
No chance in hell I woulda asked. I was going through my first divorce.

[PapaBear]

I take that back. The wife and I got back together for another year or so, had another kid, THEN we divorced.

[jennysmurf]

I take that back. The wife and I got back together for another year or so, had another kid, THEN we divorced.

Your messy life was messy, wasn't it?

[PapaBear]

Your messy life was messy, wasn't it?
For quite a long time!

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/id-rather-have-samuel-l-jackson-narrate-my-life.jpg

[deliciousV]

For quite a long time!

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/id-rather-have-samuel-l-jackson-narrate-my-life.jpg

I watched a Sam Jackson movie today that I had never seen, it was called "Meeting Evil", it was pretty good and really dark. One of the Wilson boys was in it, the less famous and more talented one.

[jennysmurf]

I watched a Sam Jackson movie today that I had never seen, it was called "Meeting Evil", it was pretty good and really dark. One of the Wilson boys was in it, the less famous and more talented one.

Was Samuel the "Evil" that everyone was meeting? Oh, and Luke Wilson is the guy you're thinking of.

[deliciousV]

Was Samuel the "Evil" that everyone was meeting? Oh, and Luke Wilson is the guy you're thinking of.

yeah, Luke, the none suicidal one. And yes, Mr. Jackson (if you're nasty) was quite evil.

[jennysmurf]

yeah, Luke, the none suicidal one. And yes, Mr. Jackson (if you're nasty) was quite evil.

He makes a good evil guy.

[deliciousV]

He makes a good evil guy.

he was as evil as it gets in this one, and played it well.

[jennysmurf]

he was as evil as it gets in this one, and played it well.

Did he get his comeupance in the end? I like a movie to end with justice served.

[deliciousV]

Did he get his comeupance in the end? I like a movie to end with justice served.

I'm not gonna spoil it for everyone!

[PapaBear]

I'd like to see Samuel L. Jackson in a remake of West Side Story. But in the new version, he gets eaten by the Sharks.

[deliciousV]

I'd like to see Samuel L. Jackson in a remake of West Side Story. But in the new version, he gets eaten by the Sharks.

See "Deep Blue Sea"

[PapaBear]

See "Deep Blue Sea"
That shark don't dance and sing.

[deliciousV]

That shark don't dance and sing.

never saw Sam do those things either

[PapaBear]

never saw Sam do those things either
Then I guess we're on to something. Let's get Paul O in on this. If anyone can get shit done in Hollywood, it's him.

[deliciousV]

Then I guess we're on to something. Let's get Paul O in on this. If anyone can get shit done in Hollywood, it's him.

We should get producer credits on IMDB for this

[spoon]

He should film the movie "Fuck Your Face"

[jennysmurf]

He should film the movie "Fuck Your Face"

Pretty sure that movie's been done already.

[spoon]

Fits soooo well as a sequel to "Gap". Think about it.

[deliciousV]

Pretty sure that movie's been done already.

But not with that sound effect guy from Police Academy

[PapaBear]

I'm still racking up on the list of damages from the lightning strike at my house 6 days ago. So far it's...

Corner blown off of the shed in the back yard.
Wall outlet blown apart in garage.
Garage door opener... DEAD.
One of Dad's VCR's... DEAD.
One of Dad's UPS power back ups... DEAD.
Two outdoor security light units... DEAD.
It killed several CFL light bulbs in the house. I'm sure WF would love that.
Natural gas leak under the furnace (now fixed).

And I just noticed, when I turn on the clothes dryer, the ceiling light dims, when it never did before.

Lightning is some weird wacky stuff!

[jennysmurf]

But not with that sound effect guy from Police Academy

How could it NOT get an Oscar?

[SonOfSmeagol]

I'm still racking up on the list of damages from the lightning strike at my house 6 days ago. So far it's...

Corner blown off of the shed in the back yard.
Wall outlet blown apart in garage.
Garage door opener... DEAD.
One of Dad's VCR's... DEAD.
One of Dad's UPS power back ups... DEAD.
Two outdoor security light units... DEAD.
It killed several CFL light bulbs in the house. I'm sure WF would love that.
Natural gas leak under the furnace (now fixed).

And I just noticed, when I turn on the clothes dryer, the ceiling light dims, when it never did before.

Lightning is some weird wacky stuff!

You sure you didn't get zapped to North Korea?

[jennysmurf]

You sure you didn't get zapped to North Korea?

He didn't mention starving to death or having to attend political parades, so I don't think so.

[sailor]

He didn't mention starving to death or having to attend political parades, so I don't think so.

Like they've even heard of the things Mr. First World is complaining about being broken.

[jennysmurf]

Like they've even heard of the things Mr. First World is complaining about being broken.

Papabear is so spoiled and entitled.

[spoon]

You sure you didn't get zapped to North Korea?

this

wtf PB? you're about 6 platforms behind...get that father of yours some new tech!

[spoon]

He didn't mention starving to death or having to attend political parades, so I don't think so.

yet they do both collect dragon sculptures!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/duelofthedragons.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Poor Papabear will never live that down.:happy:

[PapaBehr]

I'm still racking up on the list of damages from the lightning strike at my house 6 days ago. So far it's...

Corner blown off of the shed in the back yard.
Wall outlet blown apart in garage.
Garage door opener... DEAD.
One of Dad's VCR's... DEAD.
One of Dad's UPS power back ups... DEAD.
Two outdoor security light units... DEAD.
It killed several CFL light bulbs in the house. I'm sure WF would love that.
Natural gas leak under the furnace (now fixed).

And I just noticed, when I turn on the clothes dryer, the ceiling light dims, when it never did before.

Lightning is some weird wacky stuff!

says this GUY

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

says this GUY

:lol:

:happy:

[PapaBear]

this

wtf PB? you're about 6 platforms behind...get that father of yours some new tech!
He refuses to give them up. He has DVR, too. The man has four fucking TV's recording shit practically 24/7.
Poor Papabear will never live that down.:happy:
Yeah... I'll never live down getting $400+ for a hunk of brass.

[jennysmurf]

He refuses to give them up. He has DVR, too. The man has four fucking TV's recording shit practically 24/7.

Yeah... I'll never live down getting $400+ for a hunk of brass.

It would be better if you hadn't wasted that money on hookers and blow.

[PapaBear]

It would be better if you hadn't wasted that money on hookers and blow.
Get with the times. I haven't had blow in 14 years, and the only women I've paid dearly for sex are my ex wives.

And if I was still doing blow, $400 would last me a couple hours at most.

[jennysmurf]

Get with the times. I haven't had blow in 14 years, and the only women I've paid dearly for sex are my ex wives.

And if I was still doing blow, $400 would last me a couple hours at most.

I was still in college 14 years ago.

[PapaBear]

I was still in college 14 years ago.
One of those elder education programs? I was a retail manager 14 years ago.

[jennysmurf]

One of those elder education programs? I was a retail manager 14 years ago.

Nah, I went for two Bachelors degrees, so it took me 6 years to graduate.

[PapaBear]

Nah, I went for two Bachelors degrees, so it took me 6 years to graduate.
It took you six years to figure out the bachelors were degrees and not single men?

[jennysmurf]

It took you six years to figure out the bachelors were degrees and not single men?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQf8E_VtE0XhlWf6P5zgndocn5MrAPOQ KT_PJh2OZgosBh3WBNE

[spoon]

Get with the times. I haven't had blow in 14 years, and the only women I've paid dearly for sex are my ex wives.

And if I was still doing blow, $400 would last me a couple hours at most.

Now he clearly is in the business of giving blow. Why do you think delv wants to visit him?

[PapaBear]

Now he clearly is in the business of giving blow. Why do you think delv wants to visit him?
No one in his right mind would want to leave the beach to come to this boring place.

[jennysmurf]

No one in his right mind would want to leave the beach to come to this boring place.

If you think vagina is boring, I think you're doing it wrong.

[PapaBear]

If you think vagina is boring, I think you're doing it wrong.
I don't live there. I just visit. I live in the state of lovers. Just not near the beach. And the only way to get to a beach from here is over crazy bridges. And stupid me is afraid of crazy bridges. And, I'm not talking about Jeff or Beau.

[PapaBear]

Or Todd.

[jennysmurf]

I don't live there. I just visit. I live in the state of lovers. Just not near the beach. And the only way to get to a beach from here is over crazy bridges. And stupid me is afraid of crazy bridges. And, I'm not talking about Jeff or Beau.

Go on, I'm sure it's safe.

http://i.imgur.com/HsCHs.jpg

[PapaBear]

This is the one that keeps me from Ocean City, MD. The only time I ever drove over it, I didn't actually see it until I made it through the toll. As soon as I saw it, I pulled the fuck over. I managed to get across it, but at like 35mph and in a constant state of panic.

http://www.roadstothefuture.com/Bay_Bridge.jpg

[jennysmurf]

This is the one that keeps me from Ocean City, MD. The only time I ever drove over it, I didn't actually see it until I made it through the toll. As soon as I saw it, I pulled the fuck over. I managed to get across it, but at like 35mph and in a constant state of panic.

http://www.roadstothefuture.com/Bay_Bridge.jpg

It's what makes you Fez.

[PapaBear]

It's what makes you Fez.
I can carry on a conversation, and not much outrages me.

Oh.. And when I DID drive over that bridge, I had a wife and a child with me.

[jennysmurf]

I can carry on a conversation, and not much outrages me.

Oh.. And when I DID drive over that bridge, I had a wife and a child with me.

Were they your's? And I know lots that outrages you. I've done most of them, remember?

[PapaBear]

Were they your's? And I know lots that outrages you. I've done most of them, remember?
The wife once was. The kid still is. But he's only a kid for one more year. After that, I officially no longer have kids. Just adults. And you never outraged me.

[jennysmurf]

The wife once was. The kid still is. But he's only a kid for one more year. After that, I officially no longer have kids. Just adults. And you never outraged me.

They grow up way too fast, but they'll always be your kids, even when they're officially adults.

[PapaBear]

They grow up way too fast, but they'll always be your kids, even when they're officially adults.
Ok. they're my kids. But not my children. Fuck. I don't know. There should be a word for that.

[jennysmurf]

Ok. they're my kids. But not my children. Fuck. I don't know. There should be a word for that.

I'm grown, my Mom asks me for advice all the time, but I still feel like a kid when I'm with her.

[PapaBear]

I'm grown, my Mom asks me for advice all the time, but I still feel like a kid when I'm with her.
Wait till she gets the age when you start thinking of her as a kid. It's not fun.

[jennysmurf]

Wait till she gets the age when you start thinking of her as a kid. It's not fun.

Not looking forward to it at all.

[A.J.]

This is the one that keeps me from Ocean City, MD. The only time I ever drove over it, I didn't actually see it until I made it through the toll. As soon as I saw it, I pulled the fuck over. I managed to get across it, but at like 35mph and in a constant state of panic.

http://www.roadstothefuture.com/Bay_Bridge.jpg

Ever take the Harry Nice Bridge to Dahlgren? That thing is a blast.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7111/7488764932_f3fe5881b6_z.jpg

[jennysmurf]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7111/7488764932_f3fe5881b6_z.jpg

Yeah, that looks like a hoot and a half!:blink:

[spoon]

Is half a hoot a ho?

[jennysmurf]

Is half a hoot a ho?

No, that's you.

[spoon]

Santa is old school baby!

[PapaBear]

I sat at red light next to a Lamborghini today. I just looked it up. It costs around $400,000. I'm glad I didn't know at the time. I fear I may have been tempted to turn into it, just to see how bad it would fuck up my life to hit a car that costs that much.

[realmenhatelife]

I sat at red light next to a Lamborghini today. I just looked it up. It costs around $400,000. I'm glad I didn't know at the time. I fear I may have been tempted to turn into it, just to see how bad it would fuck up my life to hit a car that costs that much.

I once drove past a Lotus all smashed to fuck on a guardrail with what must have been a 19 year old kid standing next to it looking petrified.

[spoon]

I once drove past a Lotus all smashed to fuck on a guardrail with what must have been a 19 year old kid standing next to it looking petrified.

Was it Keithy?