Random Thoughts

[underdog]

http://i.imgur.com/knSko.jpg

they look pretty similar.

[razorboy]

The only acceptable straw headwear is a Panama hat. Even then only with a linen suit.

[keithy_19]

The only acceptable straw headwear is a Panama hat. Even then only with a linen suit.

Not if you're as hip as me.

[sailor]

I just bought my first medium shirt since I was like 18.

[IamFogHat]

Jesus christ, I had a dream last night my brother had cancer. Now I'm gonna be in another bad mood all day. Fuck you, life:annoyed:

[A.J.]

You should be in a good mood, knowing that it was just a bad dream.

[cougarjake13]

Jesus christ, I had a dream last night my brother had cancer. Now I'm gonna be in another bad mood all day. Fuck you, life:annoyed:



Maybe that's just the name of the stripper he banged

[IamFogHat]

I like the way you guys think:thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe he just ate some crabs.

[IamFogHat]

Maybe he just ate some crabs.

Love medieval humor:lol:

[IamFogHat]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51s5qIxi91qzozj1.gif

[keithy_19]

I hooked up with my ex the other day and it just occured to me that I have no idea if she's still engaged.

[deliciousV]

I hooked up with my ex the other day and it just occured to me that I have no idea if she's still engaged.

you "engaged" her, you engaged her good. You and your pretend fedora, rakish and pulling mad pu**y, that's our Keithy.

[sailor]

Oh yeah, I got hit on by some obviously near-sighted 16 year old girls in my building last night. When I told my wife she jokingly said she was going to confront them and let them know she wasn't afraid to stab a bitch.

[deliciousV]

Oh yeah, I got hit on by some obviously near-sighted 16 year old girls in my building last night. When I told my wife she jokingly said she was going to confront them and let them know she wasn't afraid to stab a bitch.

:clap: now that's a wife!

[spoon]

:clap: now that's a wife!

she was talking about stabbing sailor

[realmenhatelife]

I hooked up with my ex the other day and it just occured to me that I have no idea if she's still engaged.

stealthbrag

[Misteriosa]

looks like its gonna be another quiet day..

[sailor]

looks like its gonna be another quiet day..

Looks like HRJ was right.

[sailor]

Anyone hear anything about the proposed blade runner sequel?

[realmenhatelife]

Anyone hear anything about the proposed blade runner sequel?

I'll bet it's fate is strongly tied in to how Prometheus does.

[sailor]

I'll bet it's fate is strongly tied in to how Prometheus does.

From all the buzz, it's going to do gangbusters business.

[realmenhatelife]

From all the buzz, it's going to do gangbusters business.

I feel like it's going to be a slow, cerebral movie though. That's great for me, I like those kinds of sci fi movies, but will it piss people off?

[sailor]

I feel like it's going to be a slow, cerebral movie though. That's great for me, I like those kinds of sci fi movies, but will it piss people off?

After they've paid (and they WILL pay) who cares?

[disneyspy]

i find it interesting that the day crued doesnt get an mp3 up at my 2nd favorite place,demenoid doesnt have a show up,steal someone else's work much?

[disneyspy]

my stupid local tv news said we could go to their website to watch venus cross in front of the sun,i can go outside and watch in person by putting on two pair of sunglasses,are people really that lazy that they wont go outside?

[StanUpshaw]

my stupid local tv news said we could go to their website to watch venus cross in front of the sun,i can go outside and watch in person by putting on two pair of sunglasses,are people really that lazy that they wont go outside?

Maybe people think it's a dumb idea to go stare at the sun.

[disneyspy]

Maybe people think it's a dumb idea to go stare at the sun.

cant you read? i said two pair of sunglasses,went out and looked just because i know i wont be around the next time it happens and i'll probably go out again soon

[cougarjake13]

I'll wait for the video

Much safer

[CountryBob]

cant you read? i said two pair of sunglasses,went out and looked just because i know i wont be around the next time it happens and i'll probably go out again soon

How was the golf? I broke down and bought the new Ping I20 driver this weekend $400 but I feel so much more confident on the tee with it..

[Crispy123]

cant you read? i said two pair of sunglasses,went out and looked just because i know i wont be around the next time it happens and i'll probably go out again soon

you have already lived through two of them. How many do you want to see???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

can a fucking mod take that stupid ninja turtle avatar off please

[Crispy123]

can a fucking mod take that stupid ninja turtle avatar off please

Im guessing its a no?

[sailor]

With that attitude?

[keithy_19]

With that attitude?

:laugh:

[spoon]

can a fucking mod take that stupid ninja turtle avatar off please


Way to come back with piss and vinegar!

[disneyspy]

can a fucking mod do something about keithy's sig quotes?

[PapaBear]

can a fucking mod do something about keithy's sig quotes?
There's one named Keithy who can.

[disneyspy]

There's one named Keithy who can.

but if we wait til he sobers up it could take forever!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thank you mods..


is there going to be softball this year.. my guess is no since, I dont think 20 people even post on here anymore

how bout a ronfez.net 2 on 2 basketball challenge, it will be rough, but I think we can fill it up

[Crispy123]

I dont think 20 people even post on here anymore

just cuz you are a board character don't assume the rest of us are. :dry:

[sailor]

thank you mods..


is there going to be softball this year.. my guess is no since, I dont think 20 people even post on here anymore

how bout a ronfez.net 2 on 2 basketball challenge, it will be rough, but I think we can fill it up

If we do it would be with v4. The issue recently has been with someone getting a field.

[sailor]

just cuz you are a board character don't assume the rest of us are. :dry:

He's a real guy (just in case you were serious).

[jennysmurf]

He's a real guy (just in case you were serious).

So you're saying he's all man?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If we do it would be with v4. The issue recently has been with someone getting a field.

nice.. all kidding aside.. Id love to play and bring the family w me...

[sailor]

So you're saying he's all man?

And then some!

[underdog]

If we do it would be with v4. The issue recently has been with someone getting a field.

I'm sure we could recruit some people.

Does it have to be Jersey?

[sailor]

I'm sure we could recruit some people.

Does it have to be Jersey?

There's been stuff in westchester before.

[keithy_19]

I'm sure we could recruit some people.

Does it have to be Jersey?

Yes. :innocent:

[keithy_19]

Everyone is so angry in the Scott Walker thread.

[sailor]

Everyone is so angry in the Scott Walker thread.

Der.

[deliciousV]

Everyone is so angry in the Scott Walker thread.

well democracy did die

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[spoon]

nice.. all kidding aside.. Id love to play and bring the family w me...

leave randy at home :wink:

and f basketball, I'd rather stab myself in the eye

[spoon]

Yes. :innocent:

as if you're going to EVER show up!

:furious:

[boobieman]

I think I am in bad shape...I just called my wife a twat because she leaned her coach bag on top of my comic books and thought she is going to bend the corner on them....nope just justified..

SEYYAYAYAAA

[CountryBob]

I hate it when you get soap in your dick hole

[jennysmurf]

I hate it when you get soap in your dick hole

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20241519.jpg

[IamFogHat]

I hate it when you get soap in your dick hole

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20241519.jpg

He's actually right, that happened to me one time in Italy in a nunnery, it was like the worst three hours of my life. At least pain wise.

[jennysmurf]

He's actually right, that happened to me one time in Italy in a nunnery, it was like the worst three hours of my life. At least pain wise.

You are a many-layered wonder, my friend.

[IamFogHat]

You are a many-layered wonder, my friend.

Haha, I know everyone keeps telling me that, but I don't get it. Well I guess I do, I just don't know how to not be me:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

Haha, I know everyone keeps telling me that, but I don't get it. Well I guess I do, I just don't know how to not be me:unsure:

Thou art perfect.

[sailor]

You are a many-layered wonder, my friend.

Like an onion?

[jennysmurf]

Like an onion?

You mean he smells?

[IamFogHat]

Like an onion?

You mean I'm the Onion Knight? He's very honorable.

[sailor]

You mean I'm the Onion Knight? He's very honorable.

Like shrek.

[IamFogHat]

Like shrek.

You get that horrible movie reference out of my beloved HBO show right now.

[jennysmurf]

Like shrek.

I couldn't remember the next line or I would've played along.:wink:

[StanUpshaw]

You mean I'm the Onion Knight? He's very honorable.

No, like the Onion Knight because you're always grabbing your sack.

[IamFogHat]

No, like the Onion Knight because you're always grabbing your sack.

Welcome back?

[StanUpshaw]

Wuh?

[deliciousV]

You mean I'm the Onion Knight? He's very honorable.

never sat in his section at Medieval Times.

[sailor]

Went to breakfast with some coworkers. They wanted to leave a 6% tip. I had to fight to bring it up to 11%. If I had extra cash I'd have just left it there. I een tried to pay with my card and put a decent tip, but someone had zero cash and had to put it on their card. Just really uncomfortable.

[A.J.]

Went to breakfast with some coworkers. They wanted to leave a 6% tip. I had to fight to bring it up to 11%. If I had extra cash I'd have just left it there. I een tried to pay with my card and put a decent tip, but someone had zero cash and had to put it on their card. Just really uncomfortable.

Yet another example of why I believe everybody should have to work in a restaurant and/or bar for 6 months.

[Jujubees2]

Yet another example of why I believe everybody should have to work in a restaurant and/or bar for 6 months.

Amen brother!

[Judge Smails]

Went to breakfast with some coworkers. They wanted to leave a 6% tip. I had to fight to bring it up to 11%. If I had extra cash I'd have just left it there. I een tried to pay with my card and put a decent tip, but someone had zero cash and had to put it on their card. Just really uncomfortable.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Steve%20Buscemi%20smallest%20violin.gif

[sailor]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Steve%20Buscemi%20smallest%20violin.gif

Ha, I was thinking of that because they wanted to throw in a buck a person. After splitting the bill it was like 13 each.

[Judge Smails]

Ha, I was thinking of that because they wanted to throw in a buck a person. After splitting the bill it was like 13 each.

If you don't mind me asking, as I enjoy conducting sociological studies in my spare time, but what was the ethnic makeup of your group?

[sailor]

If you don't mind me asking, as I enjoy conducting sociological studies in my spare time, but what was the ethnic makeup of your group?

Not gonna answer.

[Furtherman]

If you don't mind me asking, as I enjoy conducting sociological studies in my spare time, but what was the ethnic makeup of your group?

Sounds like some of them were Cheapskatian.

[Judge Smails]

Not gonna answer.

Well, refusing to answer pretty much tells us all we need to know. I've been a waiter and I know the deal. And I don't want to come off as racist because I could have also asked the gender of your group, the areas of the country they were from or their sexual orientation. The gays have a lot of disposable income and I was never stiffed by a gay (ha). I once heard of one who left a HUGE tip a steakhouse.

[A.J.]

The gays have a lot of disposable income and I was never stiffed by a gay (ha). I once heard of one who left a HUGE tip a steakhouse.

Mushroom tip?

[sailor]

Well, refusing to answer pretty much tells us all we need to know. I've been a waiter and I know the deal. And I don't want to come off as racist because I could have also asked the gender of your group, the areas of the country they were from or their sexual orientation. The gays have a lot of disposable income and I was never stiffed by a gay (ha). I once heard of one who left a HUGE tip a steakhouse.

Yeah, hetero chicks.

[PapaBear]

The gays have a lot of disposable income and I was never stiffed by a gay (ha). I once heard of one who left a HUGE tip a steakhouse.
It was always my belief that gay tend to tip well because so many of them have worked in the service industry. Though I think that aspect is going away, as gays have more opportunities for better jobs than in the past.

[PapaBear]

I saw a bag of Orville Redenbacher's Kettle Cooked Popcorn at a store today. It said "100% Whole Grain" How could any popcorn NOT be 100% whole grain?

[jennysmurf]

I saw a bag of Orville Redenbacher's Kettle Cooked Popcorn at a store today. It said "100% Whole Grain" How could any popcorn NOT be 100% whole grain?

Now they know that you're on to them. Orville's gonna git ya. Watch your back.

[PapaBear]

Now they know that you're on to them. Orville's gonna git ya. Watch your back.
I'm so tired of the whole zombie thing.

[jennysmurf]

I'm so tired of the whole zombie thing.

Oh, he's not dead. He's very much alive, and you've made him angry.

[PapaBear]

Oh, he's not dead. He's very much alive, and you've made him angry.
I know my dead corporate namesakes. And I think I'd be more afraid of Frank Purdue, anyway.

[jennysmurf]

I know my dead corporate namesakes. And I think I'd be more afraid of Frank Purdue, anyway.

I don't know buddy, this is pretty darn creepy...

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Fcn4p213Zg8/mqdefault.jpg

[PapaBear]

I don't know buddy, this is pretty darn creepy...

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Fcn4p213Zg8/mqdefault.jpg

FAKE!!!!

[spoon]

Not gonna answer.

we're talking about springtails right?

springtails are fucking notoriously cheap fuckers!

[realmenhatelife]

Apple people treat Apple like that kid in the Twilight zone that can turn you into a Jack in the Box with his thoughts.

[Chigworthy]

I haven't watched the Killing finale and the thread bumps are "killing" me.

[underdog]

I haven't watched the Killing finale and the thread bumps are "killing" me.

I keep reading it, just because I ended up hating the show and I want to know who did it. You could read every spoiler in the world, I'm sure it will be another stupid cliffhanger.

[sailor]

we're talking about springtails right?

springtails are fucking notoriously cheap fuckers!

Never heard that one. What's it mean?

[StanUpshaw]

I prefer the texture of re-frozen ice cream.

[Furtherman]

I haven't watched the Killing finale and the thread bumps are "killing" me.

Finale is next week.

[jennysmurf]

I prefer the texture of re-frozen ice cream.

I agree. I used to put my milkshake in the freezer and eat it after it had re-frozen. Now I'm dying for one.:down:

[Crispy123]

if you havent seen the pics of the guy who got his face eaten off in the hospital yet, then don't.

[deliciousV]

I prefer the texture of re-frozen ice cream.

I agree. I used to put my milkshake in the freezer and eat it after it had re-frozen. Now I'm dying for one.:down:


Fucking animals

[jennysmurf]

Fucking animals

You don't know nothin bout nothin.

[CountryBob]

You don't know nothin bout nothin.

You know nothin John Snow

[deliciousV]

You don't know nothin bout nothin.

I know Ice cream should be smooth and creamy, not need to be broken into chunks, like concrete.

[StanUpshaw]

I know Ice cream should be smooth and creamy, not need to be broken into chunks, like concrete.

Smooth and creamy seems fake to me. I think this yields a consistency closer to homemade. Nice and ice crystally.

[spoon]

i could go for some refrozen face

[PapaBear]

i could go for some refrozen face
Face is a face best served faced.

[spoon]

Face is a face best served faced.

served best in winchester, vagina I hear

[realmenhatelife]

Cleaning out a garage my brother found this show flier he had saved

In October of 94 at the Trocadero you could have seen:

The Dead Milkmen's last show, $7
L7/The Melvins
Dead Eye Dick
Pavement/Guided by Voices
Jesus & Mary Chain/Mazzy Star
Sebadoh
Ween
Dee Lite
Dinosaur Jr
Superchunk
Offspring (before they were a joke band)
Beck
Killing Joke
Cro Mags/Life of Agony


Each show was about $12.

[spoon]

Cleaning out a garage my brother found this show flier he had saved

In October of 94 at the Trocadero you could have seen:

The Dead Milkmen's last show, $7
L7/The Melvins
Dead Eye Dick
Pavement/Guided by Voices
Jesus & Mary Chain/Mazzy Star
Sebadoh
Ween
Dee Lite
Dinosaur Jr
Superchunk
Offspring (before they were a joke band)
Beck
Killing Joke
Cro Mags/Life of Agony


Each show was about $12.

Troc in Philly is a great venue, and as far as I know still going strong. I saw quite a few bands there, TLA and other venues in Philly.

[realmenhatelife]

Troc in Philly is a great venue, and as far as I know still going strong. I saw quite a few bands there, TLA and other venues in Philly.

The Troc actually went bankrupt this year because of ticketmaster making it impossible for them to make any money. They've switched to ticketfly and are booking more stuff, especially more non music events like standup/spoken word.

Unfortunately R5, the big indie booking company in the city, opened their own Troc rival venue in a much less convenient location. If you've ever been to the First Unitarian Church R5 barely books into there anymore either, because they have a bunch of bars they use. Basically if they know they can sell out the church they'll book there, if they think they cant they'll use one of the bars which are also more shittily located.

It's still a great venue, though. My favorite.

[Chigworthy]

Cleaning out a garage my brother found this show flier he had saved

In October of 94 at the Trocadero you could have seen:

The Dead Milkmen's last show, $7
L7/The Melvins
Dead Eye Dick
Pavement/Guided by Voices
Jesus & Mary Chain/Mazzy Star
Sebadoh
Ween
Dee Lite
Dinosaur Jr
Superchunk
Offspring (before they were a joke band)
Beck
Killing Joke
Cro Mags/Life of Agony


Each show was about $12.

I would have spent $14 that month: Melvins and LOA

[keithy_19]

Frustration post.

FUCKING FUCK CUNT TWAT BITCH WHORE DAMN CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD TWAT CUNT.

Alright. Continue with your day.

[realmenhatelife]

Frustration post.

FUCKING FUCK CUNT TWAT BITCH WHORE DAMN CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD TWAT CUNT.

Alright. Continue with your day.

Im gonna guess women trouble...

[Jujubees2]

Frustration post.

FUCKING FUCK CUNT TWAT BITCH WHORE DAMN CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD TWAT CUNT.

Alright. Continue with your day.

Im gonna guess women trouble...

I was thinking Tourette's

[sailor]

I was thinking Tourette's

Fuckin' cunts.

[keithy_19]

Im gonna guess women trouble...

Actually MS trouble. I suppose that I made MS into an awful cunt of a woman.

[jennysmurf]

Actually MS trouble. I suppose that I made MS into an awful cunt of a woman.

Fezzie's trying to horn in on your deal. I'd watch it if I were you.

[StanUpshaw]

This Greek yogurt is garbage. What a stupid fad.

[S0S]

This duct tape roll is no longer sticky. I just bought it a few months ago.

How can that be?

:huh:

[jennysmurf]

This duct tape roll is no longer sticky. I just bought it a few months ago.

How can that be?

:huh:

Did you keep it somewhere really warm? Anything taped up with duct tape in my parent's attic always comes loose because of the heat.

[sailor]

This Greek yogurt is garbage. What a stupid fad.

Crazy talk! What brand did you get?

[spoon]

Crazy talk! What brand did you get?

it all sucks

not sure how anyone is surprised that yogurt is garbage

[StanUpshaw]

It was either Dannon or Yoplait.

I'm sure that doesn't count as "real" Greek yogurt.

[deliciousV]

This duct tape roll is no longer sticky. I just bought it a few months ago.

How can that be?

:huh:

I hate when that happens, the people I sometimes put in my trunk get so lippy.

[Crispy123]

It was either Dannon or Yoplait.

I'm sure that doesn't count as "real" Greek yogurt.

I know what you're saying and thats just sick.

[StanUpshaw]

No blades, no bows, leave your weapons 'ere.

http://i.imgur.com/K73rI.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I only like greek yogurt, the consistancy of regular yogurt skeeves me out.

[Misteriosa]

so my older sister used to work with me. she was in town this weekend and some of the coworkers asked to see the kids. i brought them upstairs for a quick hello before they started the drive home.

so my niece, who is funny in a mean and smart assed way, knows all about what a cranky ass my cubemate is. so cubemate sees me coming in with them and rolls her eyes, huffs, and pushes past us in a "im too busy for this nonsense" way. my niece gives me a "wtf" look and asks in a purposefully loud voice, "why does [cubemate] always act like someone pissed in her cheerios? she's always so damned cranky and rude!"

i laffed and laffed and laffed. i gave my niece $20 as a reward. :lol: :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

so my older sister used to work with me. she was in town this weekend and some of the coworkers asked to see the kids. i brought them upstairs for a quick hello before they started the drive home.

so my niece, who is funny in a mean and smart assed way, knows all about what a cranky ass my cubemate is. so cubemate sees me coming in with them and rolls her eyes, huffs, and pushes past us in a "im too busy for this nonsense" way. my niece gives me a "wtf" look and asks in a purposefully loud voice, "why does [cubemate] always act like someone pissed in her cheerios? she's always so damned cranky and rude!"

i laffed and laffed and laffed. i gave my niece $20 as a reward. :lol: :thumbup:

She is the most awesome kid ever!!:clap:

[Crispy123]

so my older sister used to work with me. she was in town this weekend and some of the coworkers asked to see the kids. i brought them upstairs for a quick hello before they started the drive home.

so my niece, who is funny in a mean and smart assed way, knows all about what a cranky ass my cubemate is. so cubemate sees me coming in with them and rolls her eyes, huffs, and pushes past us in a "im too busy for this nonsense" way. my niece gives me a "wtf" look and asks in a purposefully loud voice, "why does [cubemate] always act like someone pissed in her cheerios? she's always so damned cranky and rude!"

i laffed and laffed and laffed. i gave my niece $20 as a reward. :lol: :thumbup:

:laugh: what a great kid!

[sailor]

She is the most awesome kid ever!!:clap:

:laugh: what a great kid!

She's 23, relax people.

[Crispy123]

She's 23, relax people.

it was hotter when I thought she was a kid... :dry:

[jennysmurf]

She's 23, relax people.

Oooooooh....well, it's still awesome.

[sailor]

I hope you realize I made that up.

[spoon]

so my older sister used to work with me. she was in town this weekend and some of the coworkers asked to see the kids. i brought them upstairs for a quick hello before they started the drive home.

so my niece, who is funny in a mean and smart assed way, knows all about what a cranky ass my cubemate is. so cubemate sees me coming in with them and rolls her eyes, huffs, and pushes past us in a "im too busy for this nonsense" way. my niece gives me a "wtf" look and asks in a purposefully loud voice, "why does [cubemate] always act like someone pissed in her cheerios? she's always so damned cranky and rude!"

i laffed and laffed and laffed. i gave my niece $20 as a reward. :lol: :thumbup:

I'll sick my dogs on her for $40. Your niece ripped you off!

; )

[jennysmurf]

I hope you realize I made that up.

Oh you!:nono:

[sailor]

Apparently Mubarak's effectively dead.

[razorboy]

I think I'd like to move to Peru for a while.

[StanUpshaw]

I think I'd like to move to Peru for a while.

Peru has the hottest chicks

http://i.imgur.com/qoKy2.jpg

[deliciousV]

The movie "Ted" has Mila Kunis in it, so why do all the trailers only show Marky Mark and Teddy Ruxpin?

[razorboy]

The movie "Ted" has Mila Kunis in it, so why do all the trailers only show Marky Mark and Teddy Ruxpin?

Because Seth MacFarlane's humor mainly appeals to prepubescent boys.

[deliciousV]

Because Seth MacFarlane's humor mainly appeals to prepubescent boys.

ahhh

[PapaBear]

Keep in mind, he made Kunis the most unlikeable character on Family Guy. Personally, I wouldn't doubt anything he does. He's a master at sucking money into his pockets.

[razorboy]

I guess I should've realized that was mod quote fodder.

[jennysmurf]

I guess I should've realized that was mod quote fodder.

No one is ever safe.

[deliciousV]

Keep in mind, he made Kunis the most unlikeable character on Family Guy. Personally, I wouldn't doubt anything he does. He's a master at sucking money into his pockets.

the man is bank, but the ugly drawn character of Meg is a long way from the real Mila Kunis. It seems like they would use that in their trailers. But I'm a broke ass and Seth is rolling in it. Fucker

[deliciousV]

I guess I should've realized that was mod quote fodder.

ouch

[sailor]

Because Seth MacFarlane's humor mainly appeals to prepubescent boys.

and mila don't?!

[Misteriosa]

i fucking haaaaaaaate the kinja commenting system that gawker is adopting.

[jennysmurf]

and mila don't?!

I think the operative part of that was "pre." Younger ones don't care about Mila.

[sailor]

I think the operative part of that was "pre." Younger ones don't care about Mila.

Good point. I'd say he is more appealing to the group without the "pre."

[jennysmurf]

Good point. I'd say he is more appealing to the group without the "pre."

Yeah, I agree....wait...I agree...with sailor?

[realmenhatelife]

A pressure cooker is downright frightening to be in the same room as.

[sailor]

Yeah, I agree....wait...I agree...with sailor?

i'm very agreeable.

[realmenhatelife]

Two things about poeple that post pictures places. First, if you've got a really young baby he looks like he's depressed. He looks like a serious little man that hates his job. Dont post pictures of your kids until they're old enough to smile.


Second, if you're the kind of person that needs to post pictures of the food they're eating, give it a break if you're in a Red Robin or similar establishment. This is not the kind of food that other people are interested in seeing.

[sailor]

What about beer and beer menus?

[jennysmurf]

What about beer and beer menus?

Sh*t stirrer! You're gonna get underdog all miffed!:laugh:

[underdog]

What about beer and beer menus?

I was posting them in the drunk thread!

[cougarjake13]

Good point. I'd say he is more appealing to the group without the "pre."


Every trailer I've seen has shown a lot of Mila in them
The double date scene
The one where she answers the door in towel
The one with Ted on couch with 4 chicks as Marky n Mila walk in

Just to name a few off top of my head

[sailor]

Every trailer I've seen has shown a lot of Mila in them
The double date scene
The one where she answers the door in towel
The one with Ted on couch with 4 chicks as Marky n Mila walk in

Just to name a few off top of my head

Take THAT delV!

[sailor]

I was posting them in the drunk thread!

ha, i never had a prob with it.

[deliciousV]

Every trailer I've seen has shown a lot of Mila in them
The double date scene
The one where she answers the door in towel
The one with Ted on couch with 4 chicks as Marky n Mila walk in

Just to name a few off top of my head

the ones I keep seeing here barely show Mila. Maybe they figure the best way to entice the necks into this one is with the talking teddy bear.

[PapaBear]

We got hit by a type of storm called a Derecho last night. My whole city looks like a fucking war zone with all the downed trees and power lines. Fortunately, I got my power back at 2PM today, but a lot of people will take days. The part that sucks the most for me is that the beautiful large tree that we buried my mom under is now laying over her grave. :thumbdown:

[IamFogHat]

We got hit by a type of storm called a Derecho last night. My whole city looks like a fucking war zone with all the downed trees and power lines. Fortunately, I got my power back at 2PM today, but a lot of people will take days. The part that sucks the most for me is that the beautiful large tree that we buried my mom under is now laying over her grave. :thumbdown:

Ohh, I'm sorry budday. I was gonna contribute to how weird things were here with downed trees and power outages but that is no good in any way.

What kind of tree was it, (I only ask that cause I worked in that field once, and I'm hoping it can be a tree that can be replanted and risen to some kind of meaningfulness in a short amount of years)

[PapaBear]

Ohh, I'm sorry budday. I was gonna contribute to how weird things were here with downed trees and power outages but that is no good in any way.

What kind of tree was it, (I only ask that cause I worked in that field once, and I'm hoping it can be a tree that can be replanted and risen to some kind of meaningfulness in a short amount of years)
I don't know what kind of tree it is. I think all the trees there have been there for a very long time. We also have three large trees down in my yard. One of them is a crabapple tree that's split right down the middle. We've had that tree since I was a kid. My friends and I used to pick the crabapples to throw at the ice cream truck.

[realmenhatelife]

People say stupid shit like "You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today," when what they mean is "You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today and get paid a lot of money to do so, so why bother" and what they should be saying is "I couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because I act like it's that easy but really I'm not nearly talented enough."

[deliciousV]

People say stupid shit like "You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today," when what they mean is "You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today and get paid a lot of money to do so, so why bother" and what they should be saying is "I couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because I act like it's that easy but really I'm not nearly talented enough."

I think what they mean is that you couldn't get away with all the racist jokes without the whole world coming down on you.

[hanso]

I think what they mean is that you couldn't get away with all the racist jokes without the whole world coming down on you.

Or most folks like stupid stuff now like the song / dance shows etc.

[boobieman]

If my ball bag itches..should I scratch public or wait till private


Just asking

SEYYAAAA

[realmenhatelife]

I think what they mean is that you couldn't get away with all the racist jokes without the whole world coming down on you.

So?




Here's my point. The people who make statements like this are criticizing business, in this case movie studios, for having a risk averse business model. At the same time they're saying that they wont do something unless there is little risk of backlash.

Artists used to literally starve for their art and eventually a lot of that art proved out and was successful, even if posthumeously. If you could pull off something as good as Blazing Saddles it will still find its' audience.

[sailor]

A 27 year old Latina co-worker from the bronx just thought west side story was a western. I have no words.

[Misteriosa]

the heart breaks :o

[A.J.]

A 27 year old Latina co-worker from the bronx just thought west side story was a western. I have no words.

God bless....

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[realmenhatelife]

the heart breaks :o

The barrio weeps.

[sailor]

35 down.

[realmenhatelife]

The Frank Ocean thing is interesting to me because you have Odd Future, that got all kinds of guff for being homophobic (besides misogynist, drug addled and violent) meanwhile they now have two out members.

I guess I think it's interesting because the post modernists are being out post modernized by these young kids, who seemingly can throw around a lot of language about murdering chicks and gay slur this racial slur that and really truly have it not mean anything. It's all just about the swag. So in that respect maybe they're saying 'Well lets pay more attention to what we mean instead of what we say.' Which isn't a terrible thing, and actually maybe a bit more modernist.

I like that you're gonna have Teagan and Sara on one side calling out a group like Odd Future for the stuff they say, and then Odd Future continuing to do what they do. Reaction is good, arguing is good. I dont think Odd Future is ever gonna come out and say we're expressing this suburban nihilism with this language, and illustrating that by previous generations pushing boundaries you've kindof fucked these new kids up, because the desire to be rebellious still exists and you've just made it harder to rebel, therefore they're going to do more egregious things. Because if they did vocalize it like they they're kindof self defeating their point. But I hope someones thinking abotu it anyway.

[sailor]

I never heard that they renamed the queensboro bridge after Ed Koch a few years ago. Pretty immature of me, but I think that's just hilarious.

[spoon]

I never heard that they renamed the queensboro bridge after Ed Koch a few years ago. Pretty immature of me, but I think that's just hilarious.

immature?

what are you, an crotchety female 5th grade teacher?

[A.J.]

I never heard that they renamed the queensboro bridge after Ed Koch a few years ago. Pretty immature of me, but I think that's just hilarious.

More like QUEENsboro.

[keithy_19]

I went to my class this morning to find that it had been cancelled. Fun stuff.

I think I've earned a nap.

[PapaBear]

My 82 year old dad tripped going up the steps and fell. His head put a giant hole in the wall. He's OK, but his nose is pretty fucked up from his glasses. The scary thing is, if had his about two inches to the right, he would have hit a stud instead of just dry wall. Probably would have broke his neck or at least knocked him out.

[keithy_19]

My 82 year old dad tripped going up the steps and fell. His head put a giant hole in the wall. He's OK, but his nose is pretty fucked up from his glasses. The scary thing is, if had his about two inches to the right, he would have hit a stud instead of just dry wall. Probably would have broke his neck or at least knocked him out.

That's awful. I'm glad he's alright though.

[jennysmurf]

My 82 year old dad tripped going up the steps and fell. His head put a giant hole in the wall. He's OK, but his nose is pretty fucked up from his glasses. The scary thing is, if had his about two inches to the right, he would have hit a stud instead of just dry wall. Probably would have broke his neck or at least knocked him out.

I was all sassy about it on facebook, but in reality, it would've shaken me up too. I'm glad he's okay, mi amore.

[PapaBear]

I was all sassy about it on facebook, but in reality, it would've shaken me up too. I'm glad he's okay, mi amore.
I'd prefer you keep your sass here. :nono:

[jennysmurf]

I'd prefer you keep your sass here. :nono:

I just called you hard-headed. That's very low on the sass scale.

[PapaBear]

I just called you hard-headed. That's very low on the sass scale.
I know, but the guy who posted after you just had his dad die last week. It wasn't bad. But 99% of my FB friends are people in my real life. If you provide too much sass, they may wonder why some chick they don't know from Cali is messing with me.

[jennysmurf]

I know, but the guy who posted after you just had his dad die last week. It wasn't bad. But 99% of my FB friends are people in my real life. If you provide too much sass, they may wonder why some chick they don't know from Cali is messing with me.

I deleted it. I fail at life very often.:down:

[PapaBear]

I deleted it. I fail at life very often.:down:
Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much the same person online as I am in the real world. The only difference is, in the real world, you have to earn the right to fuck around with me.

[spoon]

Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much the same person online as I am in the real world. The only difference is, in the real world, you have to earn the right to fuck around with me.

that usually cost about 5 bucks or a ounce of weed right you whore?

[spoon]

ooo

forgot the :wink:

[PapaBear]

that usually cost about 5 bucks or a ounce of weed right you whore?
I said "earn". Not "purchase".

[keithy_19]

that usually cost about 5 bucks or a ounce of weed right you whore?

I laughed a little bit at this.

[keithy_19]

I laughed a little bit at this.

My bad. Forgot this:wink:

:wink:

[PapaBear]

that usually cost about 5 bucks or a ounce of weed right you whore?
BTW... Though I don't smoke weed anymore, how do you compare $5 to an ounce of weed? You're sounding very "Romney-ish" right now.

[spoon]

ooo

forgot the :wink:

[A.J.]

My 82 year old dad tripped going up the steps and fell. His head put a giant hole in the wall. He's OK, but his nose is pretty fucked up from his glasses. The scary thing is, if had his about two inches to the right, he would have hit a stud instead of just dry wall. Probably would have broke his neck or at least knocked him out.

Glad he's OK.

[Misteriosa]

Glad he's OK.

^^ missed a stud by two inches? lucky man. http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/158/e/6/Hug_emoticon_by_smiekie.gif

[spoon]

My grandmother who is 82 as well just recently fell sweeping her porch and broke the ball joint of her hip clear off. Sounds like we need to hook these two up, not to mention a few of these gems too.

http://www.stairliftchairbuyerguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chair-for-stairs.jpg

[PapaBear]

I wonder if that's a Handi Lift brand chair.

[realmenhatelife]

91 with low humidity in mid July isn't hot, it's seasonal bodering on lucky, fuckface weather people.

[razorboy]

I was line trimming the yard this afternoon when a wasp stung me. I jerked my arm back and ended up getting the inside of my ankle about ten times with the trimmer. The moral of the story is trimmer welts are more painful than wasp stings.

[jennysmurf]

I was line trimming the yard this afternoon when a wasp stung me. I jerked my arm back and ended up getting the inside of my ankle about ten times with the trimmer. The moral of the story is trimmer welts are more painful than wasp stings.

Man up, Nancy boy.

[CountryBob]

Man up, Nancy boy.

Oh no you didn't!

[jennysmurf]

Oh no you didn't!

Oh yes I did!

[CountryBob]

Oh yes I did!


And did it well - you scallywag

[razorboy]

Man up, Nancy boy.

At least I didn't post anything about the nasty splinter I got yesterday.

[jennysmurf]

At least I didn't post anything about the nasty splinter I got yesterday.

You've gone soft. I noticed that the other day when I happened to be driving by your house 12 or 26 times and saw you, but I didn't want to say anything.

[Snoogans]

At least I didn't post anything about the nasty splinter I got yesterday.

when i was like 10 i think, i was down at Jenks with my mom. Im pretty sure it was Jenks and not Seaside cause it was pretty nice and wasnt so cluttered on the boardwalk.

Regardless, i was walkin along barefoot and got a HUGE splinter from a cracked board. Im talkin the thing was like a quarter inch wide and like an inch long. And to make it worse, i took one more step after, kinda as a pull away reaction, and it broke the piece of wood into 3 smaller pieces.

I was 10 years old and i went to the car and dug that shit out with a fuckin pocket knife. So, as jenny said, man up son

[Snoogans]

on another semi related note, i used to work maintenance for this county park when i was like 17. Darlington Park it was for. And we used to burn the back of each others calves with the weed whacker thing just for a laugh. It doesnt hurt that bad unless you were actually dumb enough to use one without wearing long pants.

[jennysmurf]

when i was like 10 i think, i was down at Jenks with my mom. Im pretty sure it was Jenks and not Seaside cause it was pretty nice and wasnt so cluttered on the boardwalk.

Regardless, i was walkin along barefoot and got a HUGE splinter from a cracked board. Im talkin the thing was like a quarter inch wide and like an inch long. And to make it worse, i took one more step after, kinda as a pull away reaction, and it broke the piece of wood into 3 smaller pieces.

I was 10 years old and i went to the car and dug that shit out with a fuckin pocket knife. So, as jenny said, man up son

You tell him how it's done!:laugh:

[razorboy]

when i was like 10 i think, i was down at Jenks with my mom. Im pretty sure it was Jenks and not Seaside cause it was pretty nice and wasnt so cluttered on the boardwalk.

Regardless, i was walkin along barefoot and got a HUGE splinter from a cracked board. Im talkin the thing was like a quarter inch wide and like an inch long. And to make it worse, i took one more step after, kinda as a pull away reaction, and it broke the piece of wood into 3 smaller pieces.

I was 10 years old and i went to the car and dug that shit out with a fuckin pocket knife. So, as jenny said, man up son

I didn't really get a splinter yesterday.

[PapaBear]

A guy was just busted for robbery here. Check out his name.

WINCHESTER — Two men allegedly used baseball bats in a robbery at America’s Best Value Inn over the weekend.
According to a search warrant filed Monday in Winchester Circuit Court, two men — one of whom was arrested Saturday — entered the victims’ room at the America’s Best Value Inn, 1347 Berryville Ave. in Winchester, at about 2:30 a.m.
One of the men also stated that he had a gun, according to the warrant.
Promisemeh Zion Foreva, 32, of Winchester, was arrested as he was leaving the scene.

[jennysmurf]

A guy was just busted for robbery here. Check out his name.

That name screams classy extravagance.

[PapaBear]

That name screams classy extravagance.
If Zion is in the state penn, he can probably count on at least 5-10 years of it.

[jennysmurf]

If Zion is in the state penn, he can probably count on at least 5-10 years of it.

Classy Extravagance is his cellmate's name?:tongue:

[spoon]

If Zion is in the state penn, he can probably count on at least 5-10 years of it.

nah, more like Foreva

[ozzie]

Traffic was stopped on I-10 around 6:00 a.m. this morning because there was an owl sitting (standing?) in the right lane. At that time, the sun was barely up. Which made me wonder...

How the hell did the first person see it in time to stop? Did they see it landing / flying down to the road?

How the hell did the person behind them not hit the first person suddenly stopping on a 4-lane stretch of interstate where everyone routinely exceeds 70 mph every morning?

Why, by the time that we came along, was it STILL just sitting there, with cars moving past fairly close by in the left lane? Had to be sick, or injured, right?

If I had known what the cause of the back-up was, I would have paid more attention to more details. After we stopped, all my chick could see was that there was a vehicle stopped in the right lane, and we needed to merge over to get around. I didn't see the owl until we got in front of the first car, so I didn't get the tag of the car that had stopped traffic for it. I'd be curious to know if it was someone from this state. I always assumed, by the amount of road kill all over down here, that none of these sumbitches ever stop for any "critter". I also didn't pay attn to see if there were any skid marks, etc.

All I know is that whenever I have to stop on the interstate, my instinct is to watch the vehicles behind me to make sure they're going to stop, or if I need to bolt for the shoulder to avoid getting rear-ended. I had put my flashers on, so the guy behind me stopped well short. But soon after there was the awful sound of tires skreetching behind us, and an 18-wheeler going off on the shoulder trying to avoid hitting the vehicle in front of him, and that was only 4 or 5 cars back.

My chick was all "Awwww" when she saw the owl. I made the mistake of wondering out loud if she thought the truck driver that hit the ditch was going to feel the same way when he saw what almost caused him to wreck.

The guy that works for me comes in a few hours after I do, and he said it was still backed up when he came up on that area, but he didn't see any owl.

I'm kinda hoping this makes the news tonight so I can find out wtf happened, and if the thing survived after all the fuss and the person(s) who put themselves and their vehicles in danger to try to save it.

[Snoogans]

why not beep the horn and try to make the thing leave? usually when geese or something blocks the road i just honk at them and they run away

[realmenhatelife]

People who own e-readers crying about their local indie bookstore closing. Seriously, fuck people.

[IamFogHat]

People who own e-readers crying about their local indie bookstore closing. Seriously, fuck people.

Cite me one person who did that, in all honesty.

[PapaBear]

How the hell did the first person see it in time to stop? Did they see it landing / flying down to the road?
If it was facing traffic, I would think an owl's eyes would be as easy (probably easier) to see in your headlights, as a deer's.

[Chigworthy]

I'm kinda hoping this makes the news tonight so I can find out wtf happened, and if the thing survived after all the fuss and the person(s) who put themselves and their vehicles in danger to try to save it.

It seems like it would have been easy enough to punt the thing out into the woods and free up the road.

[ozzie]

If it was facing traffic, I would think an owl's eyes would be as easy (probably easier) to see in your headlights, as a deer's.

Probably. Though I wonder if I would have realized it in time. It was pretty damn early in the morning, and I'm not sure how close I would have to have gotten before I realized what those two small glowing things 2 feet off the ground were, and still had time to stop.

This, coming from the guy who ran over a six foot step ladder lying in the road a few years ago. I saw "something"... but I guess I assumed that other people had been driving over whatever it was (cardboard box?), and I didn't make it out to be a ladder until it was too late.

I hit it at around 45 mph, and the fucking thing knocked out my fuel guage. I filled up based on a trip odometer for the last few years before I finally gave that car away.

[PapaBear]

I guess it all depends on what people are used to in a given area. Around here, deer are a big problem. You see two glowing dots, and you immediately prepare to stop. And this is why I fucking HATE people who live on rural roads, and put two little bicycle reflectors at the end of their driveway.

[ozzie]

It seems like it would have been easy enough to punt the thing out into the woods and free up the road.

By the time we came upon it, the first car was still blocking the right lane, and there was a white pickup on the shoulder. They were shaking hands, and at least two of them were putting on reflective vests. I don't remember seeing any markings on the truck, and not sure how long they had been out there, of whether this was someone they had called, or just another commuter who stopped, who happened to carry emergency gear.

I'm pretty sure it was people gawking at the scene blocking the left lane that was causing the backup that I ended up in.

And, yeah, no one was even attempting to approach the bird, or trying to get it to move. It was just sitting there watching us go by when we passed.

[Chigworthy]

I guess it all depends on what people are used to in a given area. Around here, deer are a big problem. You see two glowing dots, and you immediately prepare to stop. And this is why I fucking HATE people who live on rural roads, and put two little bicycle reflectors at the end of their driveway.

When I lived on a rural road, I had a big stuffed deer with glowing eyes at the end of the driveway so people could find my house.

[ozzie]

I guess it all depends on what people are used to in a given area. Around here, deer are a big problem. You see two glowing dots, and you immediately prepare to stop. And this is why I fucking HATE people who live on rural roads, and put two little bicycle reflectors at the end of their driveway.

Sure, we have deer here too, but a deer is a lot bigger than an owl.

I see eyes all the time, but that low to the ground, I would have probably assumed it was a cat or dog that will move the hell out of the way before I get there. Second thought probably would have been opossum or armadillo, and I'm not sure I would have locked 'em up for those if I couldn't change lanes.

Hell, I've come up on a fucking COW in the middle of the road down here (late at night, and in pretty heavy fog... another close call), and almost hit a couple of horses that were loose and running alongside the road in the ditch.

I guess that's my point. A lot of shit probably would have been running through my head. The last thing I would have thought (before now) was that it might be an owl that is either sick, injured, or just too fucking stupid to get out of the way.

[PapaBear]

In any case, the people WHO stopped, obviously have a HOOT.

[ozzie]

I might have stopped on the side of the road, and maybe tried to push it out of the way. But there's no way I would have just stopped and blocked that lane that time of morning, and put myself and my car between it and oncoming morning commuter traffic. Whomever it was, was braver than I would have been.

If I had hit that thing, or just left it to get hit by the next vehicle, with my chick and daughter in the car? I wouldn't have been laid for a month.

Hell, she makes me stop to move turtles out of the road.

They'd have cried if I had killed something like this.

http://www.birdzilla.com/images/stories/450images/great-horned-owl-450.jpg

[spoon]

In any case, the people WHO stopped, obviously have a HOOT.

i hate you

[razorboy]

A C-17 transport plane just landed at the tiny public airport on Davis Islands mistakenly thinking it was a runway at MacDill AFB. Both runways are marked 22, never mind that the runway he landed on is across Hillsborough Bay from MacDill, four times smaller and not surrounded by an Air Force base.

[deliciousV]

A C-17 transport plane just landed at the tiny public airport on Davis Islands mistakenly thinking it was a runway at MacDill AFB. Both runways are marked 22, never mind that the runway he landed on is across Hillsborough Bay from MacDill, four times smaller and not surrounded by an Air Force base.

fuckin GPS

[jennysmurf]

i hate you

:lol:

[cougarjake13]

A C-17 transport plane just landed at the tiny public airport on Davis Islands mistakenly thinking it was a runway at MacDill AFB. Both runways are marked 22, never mind that the runway he landed on is across Hillsborough Bay from MacDill, four times smaller and not surrounded by an Air Force base.



well they are close enough where I can see he got confused
ESP if numbers are same and he hasn't been in area before
but yeh no afb stuff around sulda clued him in but at that point he was already landing

[PapaBear]

i hate you
I strive for perfection. I have achieved it, time and time again.

[Chigworthy]

People really love to post on local news stories how they were involved. Some old broad ran over a cyclist, or there was a fatal wreck, etc, and the facebook app posts at the bottom of the page are loaded with people saying stuff like:

"I was driving by the accident on the way home from work. It looked horrible."

"I was walking on that road 20 minutes before it happened. It could have been me!"

"This happened right up the street from my house."

These posts somehow satisfy the needs of the poster to have some sort of fame. Then there are the fake sympathy posts, were people post things like:

"OMG, I feel so bad for the family."

"I feel sick reading about this."

"I can't imagine what they must be going through."

These are fake sympathy posts because the emotion of feeling bad for someone who had some sort of misfortune is a normal thing that the majority of people feel and does not need to be said. The only reason to say something that everyone is feeling is to attach oneself to the story and act like one is somehow more sympathetic than the average person. On top of that, you'll notice that my hypothetical posts all focus on the emotions of the poster, not the victims. "I feel terrible" If they were really posting something to somehow give support to the victims of terrible circumstance, the posts would look more like this:

"The family must feel terrible."

I don't think these people realize why they are posting things like this, but it makes them look like dopes to highly-skilled psychologists such as myself. I feel terrible for them.

[realmenhatelife]

On Dazed and Confused:

Parker Posey is the gentile Sarah Silverman.

Goldberg deserved to get his ass stomped hard.

Donnie is a non dwarf Tyrion Lannister.

[Chigworthy]

Don't ever buy a coffee grinder with a stainless steel liner. I think this thing had some kind of sticker that talked about how the metal liner protects the coffee from overheating during grinding. As though the slight heat generated by friction with a plastic liner during grinding would somehow be enough to change the flavor of the coffee. Anyway, this thing generates static electricity and half the grounds stick the metal liner when you dry and dump them into the coffee maker. Through the magic of static electricity, somehow there are always coffee grounds all over the counter because of this.

[Chigworthy]

The dichotomy of rubgy players:

They are manly men, yet wear mid-80's flamboyantly-gay short shorts.

[hanso]

Honey boo boo to get her own tv show.

[realmenhatelife]

I have never found myself on the side of someone who denounces their haters.

[Chigworthy]

Outback Steakhouse, purveyor of "Australian-themed" food, is bull-ass. It is possibly worse than any of the other frozen food chainlets due to the Australian theme, but now they have compounded it by putting out these awful commercials with a terrible fake aussie accented announcer:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tswvz_cG9LY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I've had to eat at this dump several times because a family member likes it. Douche chills.

[brettmojo]

Firearms companies and retailers have THE WORST websites. They all seem to be 15 years behind in web design.

[Chigworthy]

Ladies, here's a tip:

Wrapping used colostomy bags around your legs would be sexier than these things:

http://orbitlightshow.com/images/neon_green_soft_furry_legwarmers_1.jpg

[PapaBear]

I'm pretty sure Outback has always had the fake accent announcers in their commercials.

[deliciousV]

while having my morning constitutional it occured to me that those little U shaped rugs that you put in front of the terlet are not made with men folk in mind. If you're in possesion of teste's then you sit with your legs so far apart that your feet are on bare floor.

[cougarjake13]

while having my morning constitutional it occured to me that those little U shaped rugs that you put in front of the terlet are not made with men folk in mind. If you're in possesion of teste's then you sit with your legs so far apart that your feet are on bare floor.

and this is why I use large rugs not meant for toilet area

[hanso]

while having my morning constitutional it occured to me that those little U shaped rugs that you put in front of the terlet are not made with men folk in mind. If you're in possesion of teste's then you sit with your legs so far apart that your feet are on bare floor.

These things are dumb, just like skirts for under the bed.

[jennysmurf]

while having my morning constitutional it occured to me that those little U shaped rugs that you put in front of the terlet are not made with men folk in mind. If you're in possesion of teste's then you sit with your legs so far apart that your feet are on bare floor.

While I'm cursing you for putting that image in my head, I love that you used the word "terlet.":happy:

[sailor]

You thought of that during your morning walk?