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[StupidGirlllll]

I think I figured out who nd Chance was, & if you do try to come back with an alias, you should keep yourself low for awhile,

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[Iamnotatool]

I bet if we try hard enough, we can figure out who 2nd chance is.

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[Jennitalia]

[ I think I am going to make you my official BJ scout.


My pleasure :)

I'd get to Foxwoods as early as you can Saturday, or just go there Sunday morning. You may be able to get a $15 table. Mohegan Sun has $11 and $16 tables. I've explained that once, but you have to bet an $1; the aces, 10s and face cards all have dollar amounts on them. if you get bj, in addition to the bet you placed, if your cards have different $ amounts, you win and extra $5. If they are the same, you win that $ amount. I once won $100. The woman next to me won $2500.

Never played at the Bellagio. I won big at Treasure Island.

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[East Side Dave]

Pat Sajak should open his own dentistry practice...

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[East Side Dave]

...and have Steven King as his assistant...

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[StupidGirlllll]

if lightbulbs where never invented..would we still be able to see in the dark?

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[East Side Dave]

I wish my toes were longer...like the size of surfboards...

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[Iamnotatool]

You'd have big shoes to fill

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[East Side Dave]

...well, I'd wear canoes...or cayaks.....no canoes, definitely canoes...didn't mean to sound like rain man right there...

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[East Side Dave]

I'd be impressed if NASA put a guy on the sun...

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[Iamnotatool]

I'd be impressed if they really put a guy on the moon, not just on a sound stage in LA

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[Furtherman]

The binder clips on my nipples have rusted.

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[East Side Dave]

I wonder if they'll ever change the taste of oxygen?

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[Furtherman]

I wish I lived on Contestants Row. In the red podium.

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[East Side Dave]

I wish I could put Dr. Ruth in a headlock...

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[Justice4all]

if lightbulbs where never invented..would we still be able to see in the dark?



Ummmm no...because even WITH lightbulbs we still cannot see in the dark. That is why they were invented..to make LIGHT. Without it...it's still dark and well...you cannot see then.
If we were CATS or reptiles maybe.
I think you were better off asking if light bulbs were not invented how would we be able to brighten up a room. (or something like that)

P.S. Candles and fireplaces are always good for light too....it worked for Lincoln

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[Jennitalia]

i like candles.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

I'd be impressed if NASA put a guy on the sun...



only if they sent him during the day - ahhduh

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[StupidGirlllll]

I thought this was a random thought thread, not lets get all technical & answer what goes on in someones head...

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[Jennitalia]

Justice, leave my Stupidgirllll alone. You bastard.

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[Justice4all]

I thought this was a random thought thread, not lets get all technical & answer what goes on in someones head...




Now now now...calm down the both of you..I was not jumping on her case. I just think she may have phrased it wrong is all.
Just sounded like if we had no light bulbs would we all have the power to see in the dark, that is how it sounded.
Of course I know I could have been wrong..but it was what MY random thought was! (winks at Stupid chick)

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[StupidGirlllll]

Thanxs Jen.... lets stop being so technical in a thread that makes no sense to begin with..

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[East Side Dave]

This thread makes plenty of sense.




....[b]Cheese!! Dice!! Shotguns!! Nerf!!

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[HarborHound]

LETS GO METS !!

yo man former CAPO

[East Side Dave]

I wish air was visible and humans were invisible. Then we could shoplift like crazy!

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[Jennitalia]

i can't wait to get home and put my warm, fuzzy socks on.

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[Hottub]

Bacon, egg, and tomato sandwich.

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[JohnnyCash]

I want to order some chinese food. And a pepsi.

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[East Side Dave]

Why are there foot-prints in my peanut butter? WHO THE?!?

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[StupidGirlllll]

I hate when people try to type their emotions (kicks J4A in the Butt) I am done..& ESD this thread does makes sence to some of us who get it.

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[Hottub]

I want to order some chinese food. And a pepsi.



Give stupidgirllll a call.

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[Jennitalia]

I hate when people try to type their emotions (kicks J4A in the Butt)

that may get him aroused. it doesn't take much with him

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[StupidGirlllll]

I always put my lotion on the heater by my desk in the morning, so in the afternoon I can give my self a nice hot lotion rub.

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[East Side Dave]

I like to rub white out and ink on my body and see which one wins!

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[Furtherman]

I wish I could give myself a hot lotion rub.



In public.



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[PeteSchwetty]

LETS GO METS !!



This may be the most disturbing post in this thread

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[StupidGirlllll]

I JUST FINISHED MY LOTION RUB & I AM FEELING A LITTLE TOASTY

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[mikeyboy]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose.

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[Justice4all]

I hate when people try to type their emotions (kicks J4A in the Butt) I am done..& ESD this thread does makes sence to some of us who get it.




:p nyaa nyaa ya missed me!

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[StupidGirlllll]

Hey its Chinese New Year & I work for Chinese People & I think I am working till 5:30...jeez, do thewy ever take off early?

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[Iamnotatool]

I just batched thinking about Stupidgirll's stupid warm lotion rub.


Sorry for typing about my feelings. But it feels warm and its running down my leg like pee

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[Iamnotatool]

Chinese People work too hard.



PS, this isn't meant to be racist. Just a compliment.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I wish my job had a "Bring your pets to work day."

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[mikeyboy]

If fingernails were made of peanuts, I'd get a tasty snack when I bit them.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wish I found a Jeanie bottle & released the Jeanie & was granted 3 wishes..

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[East Side Dave]

Why turkey? Why not ostrich on Thanksgiving?

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[East Side Dave]

I wonder if Markie Post ever killed anybody...

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[JohnnyCash]

the little green guy on the lucky chsrms box is evil.

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[mikeyboy]

I wonder if Markie Post got her name because she used to be a man.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Once a person comes off of Vacation, does it say back under their name or does it go back to being "Active Member"?

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[East Side Dave]

I wish animals were made of chocolate...

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[Iamnotatool]

She used to be Death Metal Markie "Super"Post-er

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wish animals were made of chocolate...


They are silly you never got a chocolate Bunny for easter?

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[Iamnotatool]

I wonder if I can put "Really active member" under my name, cause I've been doing quite well lately for a guy of my (lack of) stature.


My penis likes me cause I bring him out to play.

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[East Side Dave]

They are silly you never got a chocolate Bunny for easter?


No...*sigh*...my mom just gave us push-pins and spoons for easter...

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[StupidGirlllll]

O your poor boy..

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[East Side Dave]

It's ok; she made up for it by letting us shoot at the neighbors at Christmastime...

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[Furtherman]

I wish East Side Dave would stop shooting at me everytime I try and build a snowmonster.

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[East Side Dave]

Well then don't make a snowmonster replication of Zsa Zsa Gabor. Her eyes pierce me..

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[Iamnotatool]

ZsaZsa's earrings pierce me.


I wish when we lined up to shoot someone, we didnt all stand in a circle, aiming at each other.

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[East Side Dave]

My cousin got very little sleep and got eye boxes under his eyes but they may be because he worked for a cardboard company...

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[StupidGirlllll]

Thisn girl I used to hang out with had really big bags under her eyes, everytime I saw her I would ask her what did she get from the store...

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[Furtherman]

Children toes make good soup.

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[East Side Dave]

I should never drink vodga and try and give my grandfather a haircut again...

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[reeshy]

I wonder how Ed and his colon are doing on vacation!!!!!

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[Hottub]

Thisn girl I used to hang out with had really big bags


Yeah, I know. I've got a really big bag too.

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[West Side Claire]

ESD is lying stupid girllll.........I gave him a chocolate bunny for easter....which he hasn't opened I might add!

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[StupidGirlllll]

That's what I thought WSC..

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[mdr55]

I'm cold.

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[KC2OSO]

I'm sooo hot!
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[Hottub]

"mmmmmm, Bacon..."

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[East Side Dave]

I betcha Karl Marx was a good arm-wrestler...

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[JohnnyCash]

id like some soup now.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

PS, this isn't meant to be racist. Just a compliment.


that's a pussified thing to say

man I wish that dogs could talk. That way I wasn't the only one saying "IT'S BACONNNNNN!!!!" around here.

man the lost boys is a pretty wierd movie

[StupidGirlllll]

Is red the nationl color for street lights?

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[Jennitalia]

I am sooooooooooo hung over today. That's what I get for eating 2 chicken fingers and some soup before a night of hard drinking. I've thrown up 10 times today.


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[Iamnotatool]

that's a pussified thing to say


Shamus is ignorant, and/or didn't see the epic Racist posts thread...

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[Iamnotatool]

Jenny's puke would make good soup, if you add childrens toes

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[Justice4all]

I am sooooooooooo hung over today. That's what I get for eating 2 chicken fingers and some soup before a night of hard drinking. I've thrown up 10 times today.





Did it look the same comming up as it did comming down?

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[Iamnotatool]

Do aardvarks feel weird having a double vowel to start off their names?

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[StupidGirlllll]

Sorry to hear that jen.. you should try that hangover thing that they advertise on the radio..Hope you feel better.

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[GwEnYpOo]

i hope the person i'm invovled with likes ass smacking

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[GwEnYpOo]

a man should never wear womens undergarments, because lacey panties were never meant to touch male genitalia
i feel bad for you

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[GwEnYpOo]

someone stole my giant blue folder...

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[GwEnYpOo]

could you give a squirrel oral herpes?

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[GwEnYpOo]

blood tastes good

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[GwEnYpOo]

do dogs sometimes do it "human style" when we're not looking

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[GwEnYpOo]

i would screw ron jeremy

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[font=Comic Sans MS]fuzzy , you gave me fucking AIDS! im never coming to science lab with you again

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[GwEnYpOo]

i wish my middle finger was made of candy

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[GwEnYpOo]

if your left leg did a bad thing and right leg did a good thing and you werent sorry for your sins , but you reallly didn't sin alot , would your left leg go to hell , your right to heaven and your torso go to purgatory?

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[GwEnYpOo]

maybe the panthers really can win the super bowl

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[East Side Dave]

sometimes on meds i feel like my teeth are wheel barrows...

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[Iamnotatool]

i hope the person i'm invovled with likes ass smacking



I hope Gweny knows I LOVE ass smacking, and candy middle fingers.

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[East Side Dave]

Let's dig up George Burns and make a ventriloquist dummy out of him!

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[GwEnYpOo]

i broke my moms screw driver

BTW the person i am now involved with
but if he and stupidgirlllll both die i'll give ya a call

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[GwEnYpOo]

if you constantly kept ice on your nipples would they fall off?

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[GwEnYpOo]

do old women get hairy asses?

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[GwEnYpOo]

will fuzzy monkey EVER START posting?!

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[East Side Dave]

People over 92 should not have to adhere to the Age of Consent Law as a sort of prize for making it that far...

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[StupidGirlllll]

Listen Gwenny poo I never liked you much so please keep me out of your posts..& BTW took she is like 12

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[Iamnotatool]

I wonder if StupidGirll knows I like 12 year olds?










JUST KIDDING!!!!!!






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[Iamnotatool]

Does anyone like anchovies on their pizza?

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[StupidGirlllll]

No way they have hair, just like Chinese Chix wings

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[Jennitalia]

I am sooooooooooo hung over today. That's what I get for eating 2 chicken fingers and some soup before a night of hard drinking. I've thrown up 10 times today.





Did it look the same comming up as it did comming down?


no, my puke was bright yellowkinda like this, but brighter.

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brewsters milliions is a great movie

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[StupidGirlllll]

I got my period today, my big thing is to either use a pad or a tampon I think I will go with a tampon.

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[Furtherman]

I'm in the mood for wings. Lots of hot sauce.

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[bigbaldirish]

I got my period today, my big thing is to either use a pad or a tampon I think I will go with a tampon.


I'm in the mood for wings. Lots of hot sauce.


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[Iamnotatool]

Stupidgirlls period and jenny's puke. This thread is sexy.

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If men got a period I would call it "my hobbit of the month."

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[StupidGirlllll]

I hope ESD isn't upset that he was not the last post in his thread about being locking champ.

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[Jennitalia]

i used to have problems getting tampons in my tookie.

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[East Side Dave]

I hope ESD isn't upset that he was not the last post in his thread about being locking champ.


I'm not upset because that wasn't a real Locky. A real Locky has to have at least 100 posts. Dem's da rules. Furthermore, I wish we could eat through our ears.

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[Iamnotatool]

Jenni has a tiny tookie

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[Furtherman]

I think I'll give J-Lo a call.

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[Hottub]

I just tried, the line was busy. If you get through, tell her I said "Hey"

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[Furtherman]

I bet Chris Judd is very happy right now. Probably having two woo woos.

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[Iamnotatool]

Wynona Judd just got married, and a DWI didn't she?

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[YoungJersey]

yea, she was driving her fancy awwto-moblie while being all fucked up on homemade moonshine

"Shit in one hand and put put all your hopes in the other and see which one fills up first"

[West Side Claire]

I bet 'Ol Yeller' got sick of being called a rabid baby killer.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I'm in the mood for wings. Lots of hot sauce.


i just saw a clip of the hot wing eating championship, and a 100 pound Japanese woman was 2nd place. I think I've found a new wife.

and Iamnotatool, you are right on both accounts. But I knew of the Racist Posts thread, and still found your comment pussified. I'd be willing to be banned if I was kicked off for saying what you said without a disclaimer.

I love chicken wings and Japanese girls.

[Ndugu]

u know sumthin wierd, u will never see the back of ur head with ur own eyes, wo

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!"

[bigbaldirish]

teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

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[Freakshow]

I like anchovies on my pizza. Ok, maybe like is too strong a word. I would eat anchovies on my pizza. I posted about it in the Pineapple on pizza thread a couple weeks back.

Also once I was drinking Alabama slammers and then was sick. I thought I was puking up blood 'cause it was very red. Plus I was drunk.

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[Iamnotatool]

Shamus, shamus on you.



Confucious say "Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew"

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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder if it is Tea Time over in England.

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[Iamnotatool]

Do they play Golf in Europe?

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[East Side Dave]

Popeye drank too much...

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[StupidGirlllll]

I am playing Euchre right now...

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[East Side Dave]

I wish they made a Clapper shotgun...

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[StupidGirlllll]

WHEN i SEE THE THREAD "Smack tHE pENGUIN" IT READS IN MY MIND AS "Smack tHE pENIS"

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[mikeyboy]

StupidGirllllll has a penis fixation

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[East Side Dave]

So does Dr. Phil

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[East Side Dave]

I wish somebody would level Gumby's head...

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[HarborHound]

i really love onion rings

yo man former CAPO

[Freakshow]

People aren't wearing hats as much as they used to

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[StupidGirlllll]

I never in my whole life slept threw the night.

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[Freakshow]

How come instrumentals aren't popular anymore?

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[Iamnotatool]

My penis has a crush on Stupidgirll and her penis smacking mind.

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[StupidGirlllll]

What is all this penis talk going on?

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[Tall_James]

TIVO rules!


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Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Furtherman]

Hot Wax. Man, they aren't kidding.

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[Iamnotatool]

I wonder wonder who, be-do-who-o, uh, whowrote the book of love?

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[Iamnotatool]

Boys have a penis, girls have a sunflower.

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[Jennitalia]

i have a tookie

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[Jennitalia]

i have a tookie

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[StupidGirlllll]

hello hello is anybody out there? I keep bopping that penguin..I just can not get him to glide.

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[Furtherman]

Concentrate my dear.... do not swing so quickly.

(yes, I actually randomly thought that)

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[Iamnotatool]

Isn't it weird how penguins all wear tuxedo's? And all with tails, how classy.

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[Iamnotatool]

Jenny has a double tookie

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[mikeyboy]

Is StupidGirlllll using a masterbation euphemism?

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[StupidGirlllll]

Ok I've been doing that & still the penguin pops.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Ut No Mikeyboy, get your mind out of the gutter..

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[Freakshow]

So you wern't answering his question in the previous post?

Made me chuckle

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[East Side Dave]

It'd be awesome if Mark Hamill posted in this thread.....or Peter Mayhew...

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Once one is in bizzarro world, does hot snow fall up?


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The Mac Jr. on the dollar menu at McDonald's sucks.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

mikeyboy, you're a blasphemer.

cole slaw aint as bad as it was when I was younger.

[kc7586]

bacon is tasty.

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[East Side Dave]

Next year at Halloween I'm givin...let's see...I'm givin' snickers, bullets, M & M's, an' poison!

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penguins, lawn gnomes, and bunnies are evil.

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[East Side Dave]

I wish King Kong Bundy had his own RonFez.net forum...

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[East Side Dave]

I wish dog-people existed (half dog, half human) 'cause I'd like to talk with him but than if I got bored I'd throw a stick and then run away! :|

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[Butters]

twice as good but only half the soy

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[kc7586]

i hate the human race so much, glad im not part of it.

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[monsterone]

man, i just heard a replay of harry potter comedy pyramid, and i choked so hard on my joke. i left the boys speechless for 5 seconds. i stink.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
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are greatly missed... you too
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[smiler grogan]

my mommies fingers smell

[smiler grogan]

I've noticed it snows more in winter than in summer

[shamus mcfitzy]

man i wish me and ralph nader were pen pals. That'd be awesome.

[monsterone]

man i wish me and ralph nader were pen pals. That'd be awesome.


please ask him why he doesn't use an iron.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
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[JohnnyCash]

I hate wearing a tie.

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[FUNKMAN]

have to cutdown on caffeine...

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[Furtherman]

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[Iamnotatool]

Why has Stupidgirll forgotten her thread?

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I'm undefeated at checkers against my armless uncle...

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Is it Theresa, "Tereesa" or Terry?

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[Hottub]

Also, I'm content with my sigpic, and my mod quote. :)

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[Iamnotatool]

I'm not trick or treating at East Side Dave's house this year.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 1-27-04 @ 6:52 PM

[JohnnyCash]

Bonanza is a good show.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">
Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[StupidGirlllll]

I took off today due to the snow..I might go sleigh riding..

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/stupid.gif>

[Pappy McSchmear]

I think your mom is hot.

<IMG SRC="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/mcsmearsig.jpg">
Our Schmears Are Your Schmears At Pappy McSchmears

[Butters]

does anyone else feel like bombing norway or is it just me

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't
butters is not for everyone side effects: dizziness, lose of bowel control, blindness, and a sexual attraction to fire

[StupidGirlllll]

Why does butter not like Norway, If i was going to bomb a country i think I would hit Iraq..after we get our people out.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/stupid.gif>

[Tall_James]

I didn't enjoy Amsterdam that much. The weather was cold and wet, plus the hookers in the glass windows were all ugly and skanky.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/34.jpg>

Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[monsterone]

whoever did pappy mcshmear sig, bravo!



<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01">


MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

[Katylina]

whoever did pappy mcshmear sig, bravo!


Thank you. Do I get a medal or a monument?

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[monsterone]

Thank you. Do I get a medal or a monument?


i'm sure there has been plenty erected in your honor on this board. sorry, am i working blue? how about a sig pic? what would you like?


<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01">


MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

[kc7586]

snow days are fun, specially on days when i have to go to work :-D

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Justice4all]

snow days are fun, specially on days when i have to go to work :-D



Yea you and me both KC......

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Jennitalia]

i've worked from home 2 days straight now. It's nice woking in your pjs.

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig2.gif">

[Katylina]

how about a sig pic? what would you like?


I would love one! Suprise me.

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[Pappy McSchmear]

Props to Katylina for the sig. I can't tell you how happy you've made Pappy. It's very appropiate since most of the women I date think they have gold down there. Thanks mami.

<IMG SRC="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/mcsmearsig.jpg">
Our Schmears Are Your Schmears At Pappy McSchmears

[kc7586]

photoshop hates me, my new sig is currently being held up due to this

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Katylina]

Props to Katylina for the sig. I can't tell you how happy you've made Pappy. It's very appropiate since most of the women I date think they have gold down there. Thanks mami.


That makes us Pappy and mami. Now all we need is an Uncle Daddy.

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[DJEvelEd]

Now all we need is an Uncle Daddy.


I had an "Uncle Bad Touch" who used to rub his gristlly beard against my thighs.


Katylina Presents:
<IMG SRC="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/medsig.jpg">
"If It Don't Say F’CEST It Don't Say Shit"

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-04 @ 12:26 AM

[JohnnyCash]

my bike was stolen when i was 12.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">
Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[RICK-JAMES]

I THINK IM GONNA DO SOME BLOW AND TIE UP SOME SLUT FOR THE NIGHT

super freakayyyyyyyy

[JohnnyCash]

I need a drink.Maybe a pepsi.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">
Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[Snoogans]

i want rick james back

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/5a173d18.jpg
http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks mikeyboy
You got to lick it, before you stick it, you got to make it soft and wet so we can kick it
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[monsterone]

free rick james!!! stop trying to keep a brother down, white emperialists!!!

<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01">


MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

[Snoogans]

free rick james!!! stop trying to keep a brother down, white emperialists!!!
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/5a173d18.jpg
http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks mikeyboy
You got to lick it, before you stick it, you got to make it soft and wet so we can kick it
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[MattyBronx]

I'll bet StupidGirlllll never though this thread would go 10 pages.


<IMG SRC="http://mysite.verizon.net/vze71h4v/Storage/MattyBronx24.png">

[kc7586]

im cold.

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[kc7586]

i dont want to go to work.

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[East Side Dave]

I wish my teeth were tic-tacs...

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[East Side Dave]

I betcha Bjorn Bjorg would taste good if we cooked him right!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[West Side Claire]

My stomach feels like it's on fire...it hurts.

<IMG SRC=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/claire.gif>
!skim!
Much thanks to ADF for the sig

[Butters]

call me ishmail

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't
butters is not for everyone side effects: dizziness, lose of bowel control, blindness, and a sexual attraction to fire

[Whyyouhaddiddat]

just grab em in the biscuits

Handsome Boy Modeling School Graduate '90
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[Bill From Yorktown]

"We are Bjorn of Borg, resistance is futile..."

<IMG SRC="http://hometown.aol.com/billb914/sigpic.gif">

[Butters]

one two buckle my shoe, three four close the door, five six pick up sticks

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't
butters is not for everyone side effects: dizziness, lose of bowel control, blindness, and a sexual attraction to fire

[Arienette]

my back hurts. i either had too much sex, or my bag is too heavy. or both.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aripenguin.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br><br>it's harder not to drown</center>

[kc7586]

friday the 13th is the day before valentines day, i love the oxi-moron this creates :)

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Butters]

how come every time i try to spell some thing i end up making it t wo wo rds

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't
butters is not for everyone side effects: dizziness, lose of bowel control, blindness, and a sexual attraction to fire

[East Side Dave]

We should kidnap Bjork and make her go ice-skating with us at gunpoint!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[Butters]

damn it Russia is like that friend the always says they'll do something with you then bails whats up with that. But the second anyones going into a war whose side are they on? huh? HUH?

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[StupidGirlllll]

My head is killing me..I have to stop taking those stupid Stackers.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/stupid.gif>

[Iamnotatool]

You are just figuring that out now? Oh, sorry, didn't see it was you...

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Butters]

is it just me or is the sound of a man bleeding to death alittle like poetry

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

i need to do some laundry

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/rockoutsig.jpg
A Special Kat make this for me

[Iamnotatool]

Bookworms are awfully flat.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[billyio]

Purina Chow chow...chowchowchow.

See Ya!

[keithy_19]

I really wanna get laid by this girl in my period 2 math class. But realisticly thinking, it will never happen.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[keithy_19]

Theres a girl in my 4th period class that I would love to go out with. But lets be honest, it won't happen.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[keithy_19]

Theres this girl in my period 3 class who I would love to be dating. But then I realized shes hot and thigns like that rarely happens.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[Melrapuo]

Orange Juice is amazing only when there isn't any pulp.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[JesterOfSadness]

Blood tastes good...

[StupidGirlllll]

I like to melt my Milky Way A little before I eat it..

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/stupid.gif>

[Iamnotatool]

Poo smells icky

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[StupidGirlllll]

Hello hello hi, O me O my...

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/stupid.gif>

[keithy_19]

I really wanted to go up front in the 'mosh pit' at the alkaline tri show, but I stayed in the back with the pot smokers. I really didn't like the smell so I moved closer up where they wasn't people smoking.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[Butters]

is is is is is is is this this this this this this this annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[smiler grogan]

i dont have the letter a-f anymore oh well
back to the tore thank god for the warranty

[Butters]

How come in school grades it goes A, B, C, D, F what the hell happened to E was it not good enough or did they already fill their quota for vowels..... racists

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[Green Lantern]

Why is Wenesday "Hump Day" when everyone gets laid on the weekend?
What was breate like before the toothbrush was invented?

http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=GLantern1234

Warrior-Scholar (http://www.warrior-scholar.com )

[blakjeezis]

In the Weezer video for "Buddy Holly" there's a chick dancing in Arnold's in a mini-skirt. Chicks in the 50's didn't wear mini-skirts.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/toyjeez.gif>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red>2%</font></marquee>

[GwEnYpOo]

im sick of people saying this is a free country , non e of us are really free , thre are always appiontments , deadline and sceduals holding us back , not to mention people. but the question is , i guess, do we really want to be free? complete freedom would require not having a job family , close relationships , then how empt would youur life be?you'd have your freedom and nothing else . no one is every really free and we should stop saying that its such a great thing , yeah political freedom is terrific , but even so we're still knot free ,no drunckdriving drugs , smokingf , rape , if everyone was free mabey there would be more of this , maybe lesss , i don kno im tiered

"you think you've got it oh you think you've got it , but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all"
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/dariasigs/gwenypoo.gif
..."the very worst part of you is me"..."you got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one "..."i'm not sick but i'm not well"..."you lie , cheat , steel"..."i knew a girl named nikki i guess you could say she was a sex fiend i met in a hotel lobby masturbatin' with a magazine "
-<3Nikki Jackson

[hyperspace]

a vacume cleaner that really doesn't suck really does!!!

[Iamnotatool]

A woman that doesn't really suck, really does.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Snoogans]

i have had 2 good days in the last 45

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/5a173d18.jpg
http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks mikeyboy
You got to lick it, before you stick it, you got to make it soft and wet so we can kick it
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Snoogans]

also, i really want some fruit loops right about now, but all we have is wheeties and cherios

why eat cereal without sugar. i want cocoa puffs, fruit loops, and sugar smacks

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/5a173d18.jpg
http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks mikeyboy
Giants better trade up for Fitzgerald
mod quotes should stay with what the person requested, not what some mod thought would be funny insults
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[JohnnyCash]

Lost In Translation was a great movie.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">
Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[MizzleTizzle]

do fish get thirsty

[JesterOfSadness]

I enjoy beating myself senseless with kendo sticks and chairs

This message was edited by JesterOfSadness on 2-10-04 @ 12:14 AM

[monsterone]

Welcome, armond!


<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" />


MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>

[Butters]

I was watching Louis Black on comedy central and he brings up a good point who the hell likes candy corn

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters

[kc7586]

jim david is funny

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/demonchicksig.gif?">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[smiler grogan]

I like candy corn.
I like pudding.
I like a lot of things.
I don't like coffee in any form.

[Butters]

you are a fool

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/tom5C27ssig.jpg ">
If it ain't Aggie it ain't good
hi my name is what, my name is who, my name is zicky zicky butters