Random Thoughts

[realmenhatelife]

I just found out that the year before our senior year of high school this girl I was acquainted with's step dad and brother were killed in a small engine plane crash. Jesus I hope I didn't say anything stupid back then.

[jennysmurf]

I just found out that the year before our senior year of high school this girl I was acquainted with's step dad and brother were killed in a small engine plane crash. Jesus I hope I didn't say anything stupid back then.

I'm certain you did, but probably not about that.

[Chigworthy]

I just found out that the year before our senior year of high school this girl I was acquainted with's step dad and brother were killed in a small engine plane crash. Jesus I hope I didn't say anything stupid back then.

In 7th or 8th grade, this Asian-American girl transferred into our school. Being a rural, predominantly white class of douchey lord of the flies wannabes with pegged bugle boys and T&C shirts on our pale non-surfing bodies, life was pretty hard for her. She came to school one monday and was crying her eyes out. In homeroom, out teacher informed us that both of her parents had been killed in a car accident the night before. I was sub-popular in that I kind of dressed right to the point where the popular kids accepted me slightly, but I wasn't cool in the least. I'm sure from the girl's perspective I was in the crowd that had teased her relentlessly. I really think that morning was a huge turning point for me in going on to become a person who despises herd mentality and popular things in general. That and idolizing Rollins in high school. What a douche.

[Chigworthy]

Courtroom Sketch Artists really piss me off. Look at this pile of shit that someone actually makes a career of doing:
http://www.bostonglobe.com/rf/image_r/Boston/2011-2020/2012/07/30/BostonGlobe.com/Foreign/Images/Colorado%20Shooting.JPEG-0a8f0.r.jpg

Did the defense attorney really write graffiti on the desk?

Did the other attorney really have a short little arm?

Did she really kneel on her seat when she addressed the judge?

Was their table really pulled right up against the judge's bench so that he could not see the defendant's entire face?

Did the defendant really wear an orange jellyfish on his head?

Did the DA really hold his pen in midair and stare at it?

Did the court not provide a table for the DA team?

Why are they farther from the bench than the defense?



Look at this one I found:
http://www.gotricounty.com/reuters_images/2012-07-30T210144Z_1_CBRE86T1MEY00_RTROPTP_3_USREPORT-US-USA-MILITARY-HAZING.JPG

This guy didn't even finish the fucking thing and it got published.



For perspective, here's something I drew in high school art class:
http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2007/03/30/hicks-topper.jpg

Just kidding. This atrocity was actually published by USA Today.


This one is apparently from the trial of the criminal who had his hand run over by a steamroller.
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/9/30/16/enhanced-buzz-1692-1254343833-11.jpg

The interesting thing about that trial was that they used an experimental courtroom layout where the lectern was actually attached to the stand so that the attorneys could get up close with the witnesses and defendant. They also employed a controversial "wishbone mic".
Bonus Lol: I found out that this was actually a sketch of P. Diddy's trial


I've had it with these people.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm certain you did, but probably not about that.

Oh you.

Two times I did not manage to avoid saying something stupid- I had anatomy class and we were talking about birth and the next morning I'm going on and on to my friends about how hard it is to get a girl pregnant, like all the things that have to be in place and then all the mechanisms in the body that try and stop sperm from meeting egg etc etc and how bad you have to fuck up to get a girl pregnant, not knowing that my friend had just knocked up his girlfriend.

And when I was a freshman this kids dad hung himself and they came in and told just a select group of people that were his friends, so I was totally in the dark, which would explain why later that day in english class I put the cord to the mini blinds around my neck and then dropped the shade.

In 7th or 8th grade, this Asian-American girl transferred into our school. Being a rural, predominantly white class of douchey lord of the flies wannabes with pegged bugle boys and T&C shirts on our pale non-surfing bodies, life was pretty hard for her. She came to school one monday and was crying her eyes out. In homeroom, out teacher informed us that both of her parents had been killed in a car accident the night before. I was sub-popular in that I kind of dressed right to the point where the popular kids accepted me slightly, but I wasn't cool in the least. I'm sure from the girl's perspective I was in the crowd that had teased her relentlessly. I really think that morning was a huge turning point for me in going on to become a person who despises herd mentality and popular things in general. That and idolizing Rollins in high school. What a douche.

Kindof the same thing happened in my school, this girls brother was killed in what I think was a collision with a drunk driver, and some of the mean girls knew the drunk driver and harrassed the girl because he was going to get in trouble, like it was the dead brother's fault.

[sailor]

Bonus Lol: I found out that this was actually a sketch of P. Diddy's trial


I've had it with these people.

Blacks?

[keithy_19]

I hate the phrase "you're better than that." Except if it's used in a good way. Like, "oh that girl? no way, you're better than that."

[jennysmurf]

I hate the phrase "you're better than that." Except if it's used in a good way. Like, "oh that girl? no way, you're better than that."

I'm better than most things, but I don't let that stop me from slumming a bit. Especially here.

[ozzie]

I'm better than most things, but I don't let that stop me from slumming a bit. Especially here.

Cheap jokes at your fellow dotnetter's expense?

C'mon Jenny, you're better than that!

[jennysmurf]

Cheap jokes at your fellow dotnetter's expense?

C'mon Jenny, you're better than that!

I can't pass up such an easy target!

[CountryBob]

I am so kicking Kids Jeopardy's ass!

I would win so much money versus these 12 year olds.

I RULE! :flush:

[cougarjake13]

what do they do differently that makes some beer caps twist off and others u need a bottle opener?

[deliciousV]

what do they do differently that makes some beer caps twist off and others u need a bottle opener?

it's the bottle that's different, grooved so the cap comes off.

[cougarjake13]

it's the bottle that's different, grooved so the cap comes off.



very nice

[PapaBear]

I just tried to kill a particularly nasty looking centipede in my room, and I only managed to knock off a few legs. Now he's pissed, and hiding somewhere, waiting for my to go to bed. :unsure:

[brettmojo]

I just tried to kill a particularly nasty looking centipede in my room, and I only managed to knock off a few legs. Now he's pissed, and hiding somewhere, waiting for my to go to bed. :unsure:
You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.

[PapaBear]

You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.
Though not as bad as movie centipedes, the potential reality doesn't sound pleasant.
a bite to an adult human is usually very painful and may cause severe swelling, chills, fever, and weakness

[keithy_19]

I just tried to kill a particularly nasty looking centipede in my room, and I only managed to knock off a few legs. Now he's pissed, and hiding somewhere, waiting for my to go to bed. :unsure:

Usually when angered a centipede will just walk it off, but now...you know...

[Dude!]

i hate the centipedes
that seem to crawl out of
bathtubs and sinks

even when you smash them flat,
the legs keep wiggling for
like a whole minute

the only thing that creeps me out more
are the occasional cave crickets
i see on the basement wall

they are beyond horrifying

[A.J.]

You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.

Did they kill your beloved wife?

[A.J.]

i hate the centipedes
that seem to crawl out of
bathtubs and sinks

even when you smash them flat,
the legs keep wiggling for
like a whole minute

the only thing that creeps me out more
are the occasional cave crickets
i see on the basement wall

they are beyond horrifying

Aren't those silverfish?

[ANC]

i hate the centipedes
that seem to crawl out of
bathtubs and sinks

even when you smash them flat,
the legs keep wiggling for
like a whole minute

the only thing that creeps me out more
are the occasional cave crickets
i see on the basement wall

they are beyond horrifying

Effin things are impossible to kill. I had a huge one by my sump pump when I first moved into my house. I sprayed it with wasp killer and smashed it with a paint can. It still was jumping around I hit it again and left the paint can on it for a few days.

http://desudesudesu.org/images/uploads/771227256905.jpg

[A.J.]

Oh, THOSE fucking things. When I lived in a basement apartment in DC, I used to step on those things all the time when I'd get up to take a piss in the middle of the night.

[Misteriosa]

eww those are nasty

[PapaBear]

We sometimes get those nasty cricket things, too. They really crunch loud when you step on them. That's when you're actually quick enough to catch the damn things. As for silver fish, we used to get those in our tub all the time when I was a kid. I don't think I've seen one in decades, though.

[Chigworthy]

I've been spending a lot of time reading home brewing message boards. Home brewing is a hobby infested with tons of gadgets of varying degrees of expense. Home brewing message boards are infested with "men" posting about having to sneak purchases by their wives. Usually these posts are decorated with rib-elbowing emoticons, as if to brag about their domestic situation. What is it about the modern white American man that seems to revel in being married to a mother figure? All this humbojumbo about mancaves seems to be part of this. Why are men spending so much time and money constructing their pseudo-adult treeforts so that they can get away from their momwives, and then bragging about it?

[jennysmurf]

I've been spending a lot of time reading home brewing message boards. Home brewing is a hobby infested with tons of gadgets of varying degrees of expense. Home brewing message boards are infested with "men" posting about having to sneak purchases by their wives. Usually these posts are decorated with rib-elbowing emoticons, as if to brag about their domestic situation. What is it about the modern white American man that seems to revel in being married to a mother figure? All this humbojumbo about mancaves seems to be part of this. Why are men spending so much time and money constructing their pseudo-adult treeforts so that they can get away from their momwives, and then bragging about it?

Does your wife know you're up this late?

[Chigworthy]

Does your wife know you're up this late?

She's 5 feet away from me.

[jennysmurf]

She's 5 feet away from me.

Only 5?

[Chigworthy]

Only 5?

That's the longest chain I have.

[Chigworthy]

Steve Earle pwns.

[PapaBear]

I've been spending a lot of time reading home brewing message boards. Home brewing is a hobby infested with tons of gadgets of varying degrees of expense. Home brewing message boards are infested with "men" posting about having to sneak purchases by their wives. Usually these posts are decorated with rib-elbowing emoticons, as if to brag about their domestic situation. What is it about the modern white American man that seems to revel in being married to a mother figure? All this humbojumbo about mancaves seems to be part of this. Why are men spending so much time and money constructing their pseudo-adult treeforts so that they can get away from their momwives, and then bragging about it?
Don't even ask. It's all over. And it's not even just the "modern white American man" anymore. It's every family in America. This topic has been brought up constantly on the R&F show, and people always make good points about it. But it will never change. My suggestion to you is, take whatever technical tips you can from the home brew message boards, brew some beer, and drink it.

[PapaBear]

Steve Earle pwns.
Duh!

[Chigworthy]

Don't even ask. It's all over. And it's not even just the "modern white American man" anymore. It's every family in America. This topic has been brought up constantly on the R&F show, and people always make good points about it. But it will never change. My suggestion to you is, take whatever technical tips you can from the home brew message boards, brew some beer, and drink it.

That's what I do, but the douche chills continue.

[realmenhatelife]

On the momwife thing I think we're actually dealing with a simulacrum here. Back in the day the white dad was the paradigm of social power. So any satirists were satirizing white dad. Eventually the majority of white dads on TV are constantly having their balls shackled by their wives and the joke is 'he thinks he's in charge, but really he's scared of his wife...' Meanwhile the paradigm has sortof totally reset with divorce, womens liberation, ethnic diversity, higher education, drying up of the manufacturing jobs etc. But kids are still learning from TV that it's totally normal to really Tim Allen this shit up, even though it didn't become normal until after it was being satirized, which was more of a fabrication than anything.


I also chalk a lot of the really outspoken we're turning our kids into pussies talk to the momwife thing. I hear so much resentment any time you try to change the way kids are handled, as if we did everything the exact same and it worked perfectly from jesus in the manger up until 1995, and then we up and decided to change it and now kids are no good and softies and cant compete in a global market and cant handle a little bullying and wont be anything. Because all that really means is 1: I'm afraid that these kids wont be able to or wont be interested in taking care of me when I'm old and 2: I'm jelous that someone else might be getting more mothered than me.

[Chigworthy]

On the momwife thing I think we're actually dealing with a simulacrum here. Back in the day the white dad was the paradigm of social power. So any satirists were satirizing white dad. Eventually the majority of white dads on TV are constantly having their balls shackled by their wives and the joke is 'he thinks he's in charge, but really he's scared of his wife...' Meanwhile the paradigm has sortof totally reset with divorce, womens liberation, ethnic diversity, higher education, drying up of the manufacturing jobs etc. But kids are still learning from TV that it's totally normal to really Tim Allen this shit up, even though it didn't become normal until after it was being satirized, which was more of a fabrication than anything.


I also chalk a lot of the really outspoken we're turning our kids into pussies talk to the momwife thing. I hear so much resentment any time you try to change the way kids are handled, as if we did everything the exact same and it worked perfectly from jesus in the manger up until 1995, and then we up and decided to change it and now kids are no good and softies and cant compete in a global market and cant handle a little bullying and wont be anything. Because all that really means is 1: I'm afraid that these kids wont be able to or wont be interested in taking care of me when I'm old and 2: I'm jelous that someone else might be getting more mothered than me.

I was going to read this, but my wife is making me mow the lawn.

[realmenhatelife]

I was going to read this, but my wife is making me mow the lawn.

But hey, I still get to hold the tv remote so I'm in charge, amirite fellas?

[Chigworthy]

But hey, I still get to hold the tv remote so I'm in charge, amirite fellas?

Heheheheheh heh, I've almost got her convinced to let me buy a flatscreen. LOLheh :devil2::thumbup::smoke::lol::help:

[jennysmurf]

I was going to read this, but my wife is making me mow the lawn.

But hey, I still get to hold the tv remote so I'm in charge, amirite fellas?

Heheheheheh heh, I've almost got her convinced to let me buy a flatscreen. LOLheh :devil2::thumbup::smoke::lol::help:

:laugh:

[keithy_19]

I feel very sick. Like nauseous. Maybe I'm pregnant.

[sailor]

I feel very sick. Like nauseous. Maybe I'm pregnant.

Looks like keithy got lucky!

[ozzie]

...As for silver fish, we used to get those in our tub all the time when I was a kid. I don't think I've seen one in decades, though.

The FAA requires us to retain original documents for at least 7 years, so we've got boxes of papers stored all over the facility, and almost every one I've ever had to pull out of storage has had at least one of those bastards in there, and they're fast as hell.

http://ridofsilverfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Silverfish-bug2.jpg

This whole place needs to be bombed.

[jennysmurf]

I feel very sick. Like nauseous. Maybe I'm pregnant.

You told me you weren't ovulating!!

[A.J.]

You told me you weren't ovulating!!

And he faked his orgasm.

[realmenhatelife]

Sharon Osbourne seems like the sleeziest person on the planet to me.

[jennysmurf]

And he faked his orgasm.

Bastard.

[cougarjake13]

Bastard.


he isn't but the kid will be

[jennysmurf]

he isn't but the kid will be

Yep. Cause I'm not taking care of it! He'll have to go on Maury to prove it was me!

[A.J.]

Yep. Cause I'm not taking care of it! He'll have to go on Maury to prove it was me!

You are NOT the mother of little D'Keyth!

[keithy_19]

Yep. Cause I'm not taking care of it! He'll have to go on Maury to prove it was me!

Whore.

[keithy_19]

You are NOT the mother of little D'Keyth!

Whore enabler.

[keithy_19]

I'm excited. In about 10 hours it'll be time for sleep!

[boobieman]

Listen now

BIG FEZ.....



SEEAYAYA

[jennysmurf]

I'm excited. In about 10 hours it'll be time for sleep!

I'm going to haunt your dreams and turn them into nightmares.

[Chigworthy]

I was thinking about watching some new western movie called "Yellow Rock". It looked like Timothy Olyphant was in it, so I watched the trailer. It was someone they had dressed up to look like Olyphant in Deadwood. On top of that, the female lead looks like she just got back from the plastic surgeon. They didn't do facelifts in the wild west you fucking idiots.

[sailor]

40 pounds.

[realmenhatelife]

There's a song called Greatest Hits by a band called Modern Jets (or something jets) and it's whatever, it's just this catchy song that uses all these classic indie album and band references.

It was on XMU and now it's getting played on Alt Nation, but the irony is none of the shit they reference in the song would ever get played on Alt Nation.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm going to haunt your dreams and turn them into nightmares.

Yeah, wet nightmares.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, wet nightmares.

Yeah, I tried, but how could I know he liked pickles?

[jennysmurf]

40 pounds.

Look at you all svelte.

[sailor]

Look at you all svelte.

Ha! Actually just passed from overweight to a healthy BMI today. Started out as obese.

[jennysmurf]

Ha! Actually just passed from overweight to a healthy BMI today. Started out as obese.

Useless without pics.

[sailor]

Useless without pics.

Double-ha! There's a Facebook one from like 10 pounds back.

[A.J.]

Is it me or is Kelsey Grammer looking more and more like Gerald Ford? I noticed it in the ads for his new TV show.

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/kelsey-grammer-boss-starz.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Ford_portret2.jpg/220px-Ford_portret2.jpg

[Furtherman]

Good call! Too bad there isn't a huge interest in a Gerald Ford movie.

[keithy_19]

Good call! Too bad there isn't a huge interest in a Gerald Ford movie.

Would you like to write one with me?

[A.J.]

Hmmm. Today is the 50th anniversary of The Beatles firing Pete Best.

[A.J.]

Good call! Too bad there isn't a huge interest in a Gerald Ford movie.

Maybe next year for the 100th anniversary of his birth.

[spoon]

Hmmm. Today is the 50th anniversary of The Beatles firing Pete Best.

it was for the best....hey oh!


funktastic!

[A.J.]

it was for the best....hey oh!

True. They wanted to be better so they brought in a ringo.

[ozzie]

Fucking August in Alabama is the worst. Since the ground never freezes, the water lines aren't buried very deep, and they don't bother insulating them where they run above ground either.

So 'round this time of year, after months of hot temps, there is no such thing as "COLD" water anymore. What comes out of the tap feels like room temp or above. I don't even bother turning on the "HOT" water in the shower most days. It fucking makes me gag even brushing my teeth with this shit, let alone even considering taking a swig of straight tap water.

[underdog]

Fucking August in Alabama is the worst. Since the ground never freezes, the water lines aren't buried very deep, and they don't bother insulating them where they run above ground either.

So 'round this time of year, after months of hot temps, there is no such thing as "COLD" water anymore. What comes out of the tap feels like room temp or above. I don't even bother turning on the "HOT" water in the shower most days. It fucking makes me gag even brushing my teeth with this shit, let alone even considering taking a swig of straight tap water.

Any month I spent in Alabama would probably be considered the worst.

[ozzie]

Any month I spent in Alabama would probably be considered the worst.

Eh. It's about like Florida. Along the coast and beaches doesn't suck most of the time.

But once you get "inland"... then you're really in "Dixieland".

[realmenhatelife]

Back in the 90s when you would just talk to people in AOL chat rooms I got to know this woman from Decatur Alabama who was in this hair metal band. She told me how hair metal dudes wear police hats to subvert authority, I didn't buy it. She also thought she was a psychic vampire. And we were talking about Jimi Hendrix and she said "I cant stand that showboaty n-word."

[ozzie]

Back in the 90s when you would just talk to people in AOL chat rooms I got to know this woman from Decatur Alabama who was in this hair metal band. She told me how hair metal dudes wear police hats to subvert authority, I didn't buy it. She also thought she was a psychic vampire. And we were talking about Jimi Hendrix and she said "I cant stand that showboaty n-word."

Decatur is most definitely "inland". As the song goes... "Deep in the Heart of Dixie".

http://www.bestplaces.net/images/city/Decatur_AL.gif

But psychic vampires are real. I was married to one. She sucked the life out of me daily.

[A.J.]

I've been to Huntsville. It's like the Civil Rights Movement never happened.

[ozzie]

I've been to Huntsville. It's like the Civil Rights Movement never happened.

http://thematadorsports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bear1.jpg

http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2012/01/10/AP12011012107_t618.jpg?ba5b5b122dd3d37cc13d83e92a6 a0ec0d5bfa32a

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college/files/2012/01/PX00010_9.jpg

As far as most alabamians are concerned... "we've come a long way, baby"

[hanso]

I think mass shootings can be placed next to the 100 day wrestling challenge

[jennysmurf]

I just wanted to share this. It's very random, therefore, appropriate for this thread.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyDaYLVEcNm2DLxQkoynnK0ndrHkJOw L1T1ohZbGXaPzp9rfXLTA

[keithy_19]

I just wanted to share this. It's very random, therefore, appropriate for this thread.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyDaYLVEcNm2DLxQkoynnK0ndrHkJOw L1T1ohZbGXaPzp9rfXLTA

Nightmares...

[jennysmurf]

Nightmares...

Stop your whining and be a man!

[keithy_19]

Stop your whining and be a man!

You'd understand if a corked lemon killed your sister.

[deliciousV]

You'd understand if a corked lemon killed your sister.

that'll sour you on ever sleeping again

[keithy_19]

that'll sour you on ever sleeping again

:lol::lol::lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Never seen tosh.0. I watched the first break of it tonight. 1. fuck you people for liking this show. 2. are you having a contest with andy samberg for least funny guy with the thickest neck? 3. seriously that fucking neck, you look like pyramid head from silent hill. 4. this fucking douche was wearing a white mesh long sleeved shirt that was baggy but somehow clingy? And white pants. But the shirt was tucked in just in front so you could see that his pockets were trimmed with metal studs.

[deliciousV]

Never seen tosh.0. I watched the first break of it tonight. 1. fuck you people for liking this show. 2. are you having a contest with andy samberg for least funny guy with the thickest neck? 3. seriously that fucking neck, you look like pyramid head from silent hill. 4. this fucking douche was wearing a white mesh long sleeved shirt that was baggy but somehow clingy? And white pants. But the shirt was tucked in just in front so you could see that his pockets were trimmed with metal studs.

I actually enjoy the show, I never paid any attention to his neck size, and as far as wardrobe, you'd have to watch the show all the time to understand the crazy clothes, there is a reason. (he knows they're awful)

[keithy_19]

Never seen tosh.0. I watched the first break of it tonight. 1. fuck you people for liking this show. 2. are you having a contest with andy samberg for least funny guy with the thickest neck? 3. seriously that fucking neck, you look like pyramid head from silent hill. 4. this fucking douche was wearing a white mesh long sleeved shirt that was baggy but somehow clingy? And white pants. But the shirt was tucked in just in front so you could see that his pockets were trimmed with metal studs.

He really annoys me.

[jennysmurf]

that'll sour you on ever sleeping again

You are so lucky that I wasn't here to smack you silly for such a bad joke.

[underdog]

Never seen tosh.0. I watched the first break of it tonight. 1. fuck you people for liking this show. 2. are you having a contest with andy samberg for least funny guy with the thickest neck? 3. seriously that fucking neck, you look like pyramid head from silent hill. 4. this fucking douche was wearing a white mesh long sleeved shirt that was baggy but somehow clingy? And white pants. But the shirt was tucked in just in front so you could see that his pockets were trimmed with metal studs.

I like the videos he plays and the dumb stuff he does. I laugh like a retard at that show. But most of his comedy I find unfunny.

[keithy_19]

I like the videos he plays and the dumb stuff he does. I laugh like a retard at that show. But most of his comedy I find unfunny.

I just find him to be incredibly douchey.

[underdog]

Someone broke my mod quote.

[IamFogHat]

Someone broke my mod quote.

Were you too gay? Or maybe to hetero?

[jennysmurf]

Someone broke my mod quote.

Fixed! But now I've learned how to make the modquotes in bold type....*evil laugh

[IamFogHat]

Fixed! But now I've learned how to make the modquotes in bold type....*evil laugh

Every day is a learning day. Until you become a tyrant. That's what I always say. Or is it?

[jennysmurf]

Every day is a learning day. Until you become a tyrant. That's what I always say. Or is it?

You always say how awesome I am. At least you do when I'm imagining things.

[IamFogHat]

You always say how awesome I am. At least you do when I'm imagining things.

Well that's true if your supposed imagining time happens when that guy named Foggy is on.

[underdog]

You guys really overdo mod quotes.

[IamFogHat]

You guys really overdo mod quotes.

Says the man who is unfunny, a giant pussy, loves dick, and says many many gay things on this board.

[PapaBear]

You guys really overdo mod quotes.
I agree.

[underdog]

Says the man who is unfunny, a giant pussy, loves dick, and says many many gay things on this board.

It seems like everyone has at least one funny one, and then just a bunch of gay innuendos.

[jennysmurf]

You guys really overdo mod quotes.

I agree.

There you go, you big babies. Happy?

[IamFogHat]

There you go, you big babies. Happy?

Whatever happened here I disagree with, they are them two babies.

[PapaBear]

There you go, you big babies. Happy?
No. You removed my favorite one, and left a bunch of blank space.

[PapaBear]

And for the record, I didn't complain about any of mine. If I didn't want them, I could have gotten rid of them myself.

[jennysmurf]

No. You removed my favorite one, and left a bunch of blank space.

Some people are never happy.

[PapaBear]

And changing mine and underdog's, doesn't address the issue that mod quotes are overused and meaningless now.

[jennysmurf]

And changing mine and underdog's, doesn't address the issue that mod quotes are overused and meaningless now.

I didn't change them, I just took away all but one. Giving mod quotes is the only thing I enjoy about being a mod.

[disneyspy]

I didn't change them, I just took away all but one. Giving mod quotes is the only thing I enjoy about being a mod.

it really is a thanksless job

so thank you for your cervix

[sailor]

And changing mine and underdog's, doesn't address the issue that mod quotes are overused and meaningless now.

overused? maybe. meaningless? always.

have you seen the ones that get suggested in that other thread? oof.

i follow mjp's philosophy and if it's good enough to add for someone, delete anything that came before it.

[realmenhatelife]

I actually enjoy the show, I never paid any attention to his neck size, and as far as wardrobe, you'd have to watch the show all the time to understand the crazy clothes, there is a reason. (he knows they're awful)

Oh, if he's wearing that stuff ironically then he totally got me, because I was blown away.

Look at his neck a little more, it's thicker than the top of his head. He's part Ent.

[realmenhatelife]

I cant believe how little Penn State alums seem to mind the whole Penn State thing.

[Chigworthy]

I cant believe how little Penn State alums seem to mind the whole Penn State thing.

I can't imagine that there isn't homo-pedo sex happening in every football locker room in the world, from high school on up. The whole sport is basically an excuse for closeted gays to either participate in man on man action or watch it from home in front of the beards. And then the "fantasy" football. My lord, at least try to have a better cover name for the hobby. Maybe "Dungeons & Dragons, for Gays" or "Let's Play Football Coach, then have homo sex".

[A.J.]

I can't imagine that there isn't homo-pedo sex happening in every football locker room in the world, from high school on up. The whole sport is basically an excuse for closeted gays to either participate in man on man action or watch it from home in front of the beards. And then the "fantasy" football. My lord, at least try to have a better cover name for the hobby. Maybe "Dungeons & Dragons, for Gays" or "Let's Play Football Coach, then have homo sex".

:laugh:

[keithy_19]

I can't imagine that there isn't homo-pedo sex happening in every football locker room in the world, from high school on up. The whole sport is basically an excuse for closeted gays to either participate in man on man action or watch it from home in front of the beards. And then the "fantasy" football. My lord, at least try to have a better cover name for the hobby. Maybe "Dungeons & Dragons, for Gays" or "Let's Play Football Coach, then have homo sex".

This is why I just toss a football to myself in my room and pretend I'm Eli Manning.

[jennysmurf]

This is why I just toss a football to myself in my room and pretend I'm Eli Manning.

Is that what you're calling it these days?

[cougarjake13]

Is that what you're calling it these days?


he suld be calling it the mark sanchez

[keithy_19]

he suld be calling it the mark sanchez

I would never smear shit on m-oh...Mark Sanchez...

Yeah...

[realmenhatelife]

This weekend fucking sucked and I wonder what this pain in my instep is about?

[keithy_19]

This weekend fucking sucked and I wonder what this pain in my instep is about?

To much dancing over the weekend?

[jennysmurf]

To much dancing over the weekend?

And in heels, no less.

[keithy_19]

And in heels, no less.

That's the only way I dance. I've got the toned ass to prove it.

[deliciousV]

That's the only way I dance. I've got the toned ass to prove it.

cue Jenny and a sexual remark

[keithy_19]

cue Jenny and a sexual remark

:wink:

[jennysmurf]

That's the only way I dance. I've got the toned ass to prove it.

Useless without pics.


cue Jenny and a sexual remark

Yeah, I'm supes predictable.

[keithy_19]

Yeah, I'm supes predictable.

Totes.

:guntomyhead:

[jennysmurf]

Totes.

:guntomyhead:

You know the next step is baby talk. Are you ready to man up?

[keithy_19]

You know the next step is baby talk. Are you ready to man up?

Nope. I'm not a fan of this talk. Not one bit.

[jennysmurf]

Nope. I'm not a fan of this talk. Not one bit.

Okay then. Where are those pics?

[keithy_19]

Okay then. Where are those pics?

You should know by now I don't take pictures. Woo!

[jennysmurf]

You should know by now I don't take pictures. Woo!

Don't make me bust out the baby talk bro.

[keithy_19]

Don't make me bust out the baby talk bro.

Just horrible.

I think I'm going to bed. Chest colds suck.

[jennysmurf]

Just horrible.

I think I'm going to bed. Chest colds suck.

Wub some Vick's on your wittle chesty-westy.

[keithy_19]

Wub some Vick's on your wittle chesty-westy.

Awful.

Goodnight!:bye:

[jennysmurf]

Awful.

Goodnight!:bye:

I only bust out the baby talk when people brag about their cute butts, but won't provide photo evidence. :wink:

Feel better!:bye:

[jennysmurf]

"Here Comes the Boom", Kevin James' new movie is pretty much the same as "Nacho Libre". School/Orphanage needs money, teacher decides to become a wrestler to help them out. *sigh* There is nothing new under the sun.

[keithy_19]

Sleep doesn't like me.

[jennysmurf]

Sleep doesn't like me.

Maybe not, but I do.:wub:

[keithy_19]

Maybe not, but I do.:wub:

:wub:

[keithy_19]

So will people be confused as to why we're posting in the random thoughts thread instead of the drunk thread tonight?

[jennysmurf]

So will people be confused as to why we're posting in the random thoughts thread instead of the drunk thread tonight?

I was wondering that too. It doesn't really matter, since no one's here....no one who's posting anyway.

[keithy_19]

I was wondering that too. It doesn't really matter, since no one's here....no one who's posting anyway.

This is true. Maybe someone will show up?

[jennysmurf]

This is true. Maybe someone will show up?

It's so frustrating. I'm always checking who's online and pre-banning spammers as they try to sign up, and usually, there are at least 10 of our members here. But they don't post!

[keithy_19]

It's so frustrating. I'm always checking who's online and pre-banning spammers as they try to sign up, and usually, there are at least 10 of our members here. But they don't post!

They're all jerks. That's what the problem is.

[jennysmurf]

They're all jerks. That's what the problem is.

Good idea! If you insult them, maybe it will make them post!

[keithy_19]

Good idea! If you insult them, maybe it will make them post!

Those ass-twats would never post because when they do it pisses me off. (hint hint)

[jennysmurf]

Those ass-twats would never post because when they do it pisses me off. (hint hint)

Nice try, but I think you can stop. Dude was even reading this thread and didn't respond.

[keithy_19]

Nice try, but I think you can stop. Dude was even reading this thread and didn't respond.

Damn. Well, I tried. I might give this sleep thing another go. :bye:

[jennysmurf]

Damn. Well, I tried. I might give this sleep thing another go. :bye:

Good luck, budday. I think I may too.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm blessed with one of those 'dont you fucking dare talk to me about cell phones' faces.

[cougarjake13]

Wub some Vick's on your wittle chesty-westy.


is that his pet name for his junk?

[sailor]

is that his pet name for his junk?

Yes, he calls it that because he's always a victim.

[jennysmurf]

is that his pet name for his junk?

If it is, he's got more problems than just a cold.

[keithy_19]

Panic attacks are for suckers. And anti-anxiety pills that are meant to make me feel better make me feel sick. I'm sticking with beer from now on.

[jennysmurf]

A new study shows that lust dampens a person's sense of disgust. Really? You don't say! Tell that to anyone who's awoken suddenly next to disneyspy. Why do studies of the obvious get funded? How about using that money to take a stab at the ol cancer cure instead?

http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/lust-may-dampen-humans-sense-of-disgust-study-suggests-1

[CountryBob]

Just saw a report that Jmmy Buffett is worth $400 million dollars! For singing that same margareita song - un fucking believable~:wallbash:

[razorboy]

Just saw a report that Jmmy Buffett is worth $400 million dollars! For singing that same margareita song - un fucking believable~:wallbash:

His music is vapid dreck, but you can't take away from him being a brilliant marketer. I'd just never want to spend an afternoon with the milquetoast masses his marketing appeals to.

[deliciousV]

Just saw a report that Jmmy Buffett is worth $400 million dollars! For singing that same margareita song - un fucking believable~:wallbash:

and owning several restaurant chains, he owns 4 within 20 minutes of me, Key West grill is actually pretty decent. And he has those Cheeseburger in Paradise joints all over the country. It may have started with a song, but the man knows how to make his money work for him.

[jennysmurf]

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.thezooom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Shoon-Sean-Connery.jpg&sa=X&ei=yLZSUOSeMOmliQLQooG4Cw&ved=0CAwQ8wc43AI&usg=AFQjCNE8F5yRrLNs3e1FhzXzNzqfTzNQ8Q

[sailor]

i blame DS for having cruel summer stuck in my head.

[jennysmurf]

i blame DS for having cruel summer stuck in my head.

I blame DS for everything.

[disneyspy]

I blame DS for everything.

hey,i said i'd go half and a ride!

[LeedsJr]

and owning several restaurant chains, he owns 4 within 20 minutes of me, Key West grill is actually pretty decent. And he has those Cheeseburger in Paradise joints all over the country. It may have started with a song, but the man knows how to make his money work for him.

Don't forget Landshark Lager! Shit ain't half-bad! :drunk:

[PapaBear]

Stan Lee is fairly annoying.

[realmenhatelife]

I kept waiting for Ikea to call me about when they're delivering my shit tomorrow and they never did, it was just the same 12 hour window instead of updating to the 4 hour window.

So at like 930 I ask for customer service, the girl takes my info and puts me on hold for literally a half hour, at which time I hung up. I called back and the new girl tells me in 2 seconds that the delivery times arent determined yet and I'd get a call at 9am the next day.

On the bright side a really dramatic guy on my facebook posted this bad poem he wrote, so I'll look on the bright side.

[keithy_19]

I have a job interview tomorrow. Hopefully it goes well and I don't blurt out "CUNT" during the questioning.

[keithy_19]

On the bright side a really dramatic guy on my facebook posted this bad poem he wrote, so I'll look on the bright side.

And just like that you are officially unfriended.

[underdog]

I kept waiting for Ikea to call me about when they're delivering my shit tomorrow and they never did, it was just the same 12 hour window instead of updating to the 4 hour window.

So at like 930 I ask for customer service, the girl takes my info and puts me on hold for literally a half hour, at which time I hung up. I called back and the new girl tells me in 2 seconds that the delivery times arent determined yet and I'd get a call at 9am the next day.

On the bright side a really dramatic guy on my facebook posted this bad poem he wrote, so I'll look on the bright side.

You're talking to my company. PM me your info. I'll look into it for you.

[Dude!]

You're talking to my company.

that explains the problem

[underdog]

that explains the problem

True.

[jennysmurf]

And just like that you are officially unfriended.

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

there's a chick at a 12 step meeting i go to that has torrets and blurted out COCK real loud,i felt horrible because i laughed really hard out loud and was the only one

[OGC]

there's a chick at a 12 step meeting i go to that has torrets and blurted out COCK real loud,i felt horrible because i laughed really hard out loud and was the only one

You have so many other reasons to feel bad about yourself and you are bothered by this one ?

[disneyspy]

geez i feel bad about alot of things about me now

[jennysmurf]

geez i feel bad about alot of things about me now

Thaaaaank you! I've done my best to make you aware of all your faults, it's nice to see you acknowledge them.

[A.J.]

there's a chick at a 12 step meeting i go to that has torrets and blurted out COCK real loud,i felt horrible because i laughed really hard out loud and was the only one

She must be a blast in the sack!

[disneyspy]

She must be a blast in the sack!

sometimes i feel like you're the only one that understands

[cougarjake13]

She must be a blast in the sack!



that wuld awesome


fuck my pussy !!!!


ok honey

no u asshole I'm not in the mood


but u just said


cock pussy now

wtf make up ur mind

[sailor]

She must be a blast in the sack!

Why? She'd just yell out shit about a fearless moral inventory of herself.

[realmenhatelife]

And then the Sears guys showed up 45 minutes early of their window and started calling my phone saying they were gonna leave because noone was home.

[Furtherman]

Yar?


Arrr.



Yar?



Arrrrrr!!!!

[jennysmurf]

We need the .net sniper to take Furtherpirate out until tomorrow.

[Furtherman]

Keel Haul the lassie for such words!!!

[sailor]

Yar?


Arrr.



Yar?



Arrrrrr!!!!

When I saw it was talk like a pirate day, again, I knew you and my wife were the two people who'd have the most fun with it.

[Furtherman]

When I saw it was talk like a pirate day, again, I knew you and my wife were the two people who'd have the most fun with it.

She a whip-smart lassie that one!

[disneyspy]

i was on the ibang watching slap dat ass and read furtherman's comment and cracked the fuck up

[realmenhatelife]

By far the worst part about having a beard is having a mustache.

[sailor]

By far the worst part about having a beard is having a mustache.

I just shaved after having a goatee for like 9 months because I was just tired of dealing with the mustache.

[A.J.]

I wish people would remember this: especially at my bar. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-its-not-okay-to-just-start-talking-to-peopl,29610/)

[Furtherman]

I wish people would remember this: especially at my bar. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-its-not-okay-to-just-start-talking-to-peopl,29610/)

The Onion, The New York Times... this article should be printed everywhere.

[PapaBear]

In my town today, a family of four (ages 49, 31, 11, and 4) were sitting at a stop light in their Jeep Cherokee at 11 AM on a Sunday morning. A drunk 20 year old plowed into the back of them. The Jeep burst into flames. The family was burned to death. The kid tried to run away.

I drove by 12 hours later, and it still smelled. Fucking awful. I'm posting this for no particular reason, other than it's fucking awful, and I can't get the whole idea out of my head.
I posted this on June 27, 2011. They guy was sentenced today. He got 20 years for each person killed, but the sentences are to be served concurrently. When he gets out, he'll be considerably younger than the father of the family. I don't agree with the outrage that most of the locals here have been expressing, but damn...

[keithy_19]

I wish people would remember this: especially at my bar. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-its-not-okay-to-just-start-talking-to-peopl,29610/)

“If you are an outgoing individual who likes striking up conversations with strangers, you are a source of constant discomfort in this world, and have nothing to offer but anxiety and pain,” said Dr. Andrea Malcolm, chair of the Department of Psychiatry and Human Behavior at Brown University.

:lol:

[keithy_19]

I posted this on June 27, 2011. They guy was sentenced today. He got 20 years for each person killed, but the sentences are to be served concurrently. When he gets out, he'll be considerably younger than the father of the family. I don't agree with the outrage that most of the locals here have been expressing, but damn...

This is why I don't drink and drive.

And 11 am? Must've been quite the party...

[PapaBear]

This is why I don't drink and drive.

And 11 am? Must've been quite the party...
He had been at a nearby weekend long music festival. The festival didn't allow alcohol, but he obviously got away with having some.

[keithy_19]

He had been at a nearby weekend long music festival. The festival didn't allow alcohol, but he obviously got away with having some.

There's always a way to sneak in booze to festivals. It sucks that so many lives were ruined because of a bad decision.

[keithy_19]

I fucking hate shock art.

[cougarjake13]

I posted this on June 27, 2011. They guy was sentenced today. He got 20 years for each person killed, but the sentences are to be served concurrently. When he gets out, he'll be considerably younger than the father of the family. I don't agree with the outrage that most of the locals here have been expressing, but damn...



not to nitpick but I hate when they sentence weird like that

yeh he got 20 for each person but all done at same time so he's only doing 20


or like when they give a guy 2 life sentences plus 20 yrs
what the fuck is that ? just say life or death penalty and be done with it

[jennysmurf]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/376/204/9f5.gif

[realmenhatelife]

If I had a kid I cant imagine the horror of him growing up wanting to be a rapper. All white rappers look dorky as shit, and rapping poorly is probably the most embarassing thing a person can do. Atleast you can be in a shitty band and the noise kindof covers it up, and you have something to hold onto instead of just standing there trying to figure out how to bounce up and down and move your hands without looking like a dorkus malorkis.

[A.J.]

If I had a kid I cant imagine the horror of him growing up wanting to be a rapper. All white rappers look dorky as shit, and rapping poorly is probably the most embarassing thing a person can do. Atleast you can be in a shitty band and the noise kindof covers it up, and you have something to hold onto instead of just standing there trying to figure out how to bounce up and down and move your hands without looking like a dorkus malorkis.

White people have no rhythm. It's a scientific fact.

[keithy_19]

White people have no rhythm. It's a scientific fact.

Somewhere out there there is a white rapper who is angry.

[deliciousV]

White people have no rhythm. It's a scientific fact.

Stewart Copeland sends his "fuck you"

[A.J.]

Somewhere out there there is a white rapper who is angry.

Which one isn't?

[A.J.]

Stewart Copeland sends his "fuck you"

Oh, look....there's Ian Paice too!

Drumming sure, dancing no.

[realmenhatelife]

And what I find really funny about the whole iphone 5 release is that Apple pretty much created the environment that made your cell phone a combative personal statement of values and now the really hardcore apple apologists are butt hurt that people aren't thrilled with the latest product, and are saying shit like 'look at how the rivals are spinning this one.' Because it cant possibly be the phone, it has to be a conspiracy.

[realmenhatelife]

Somewhere out there there is a white rapper who is angry.

The angrier they get the fucking dorkier they look.

[PapaBear]

If I had a kid I cant imagine the horror of him growing up wanting to be a rapper
My youngest kid is an aspiring Dub step DJ. Would that horrify you?

[realmenhatelife]

My youngest kid is an aspiring Dub step DJ. Would that horrify you?

That's not too bad because it's essentially just standing behind a keyboard.

[sailor]

That's not too bad because it's essentially just standing behind a keyboard.

If I were at home, I'd post a revenge of the nerds pic here.

[deliciousV]

one of my favorite weekends of the year, the Myrtle Beach Greek festival. I'll finally get some greek beer and a decent Gyro, even though nobody really knows how to pronounce it.

[underdog]

one of my favorite weekends of the year, the Myrtle Beach Greek festival. I'll finally get some greek beer and a decent Gyro, even though nobody really knows how to pronounce it.

If I say "yee-ro" in NYC, I still get weird looks. I just say gyro.

[cougarjake13]

I've always said ji-row

down here they all say yero

[deliciousV]

don't matter how you say it, the person you say it to says it different.

[A.J.]

I say "souvlaki".

[deliciousV]

I say "souvlaki".

gonna have some of that too, in just a couple of hours.

[realmenhatelife]

I love a good gyro. I saw yee-ro but have never felt level of appreciation because of it.

[keithy_19]

Facebook status: "I love being happy:)"

I call bullshit. No one loves being happy. Hell, most people don't even like it.

[jennysmurf]

Facebook status: "I love being happy:)"

I call bullshit. No one loves being happy. Hell, most people don't even like it.

I don't trust happiness.

[deliciousV]

remember "The Club"? The old anti car theft thing that was all the rage, until thieves realized they could cut your steering wheel and remove it. I'm thinking that since nobody uses the club anymore that thieves aren't carrying the tools needed to cut your steering wheel. So break those fuckers out! They're good again.

[jennysmurf]

I just "google imaged" both my name and my email address, and was pleased to see that I didn't show up at all. The strange things that did show up were a bit disturbing, but entertaining nonetheless.

[keithy_19]

I just "google imaged" both my name and my email address, and was pleased to see that I didn't show up at all. The strange things that did show up were a bit disturbing, but entertaining nonetheless.

There was nothing for my email and some pictures of me (meaning two) from facebook and twitter. I'm dapper.

[realmenhatelife]

I just "google imaged" both my name and my email address, and was pleased to see that I didn't show up at all. The strange things that did show up were a bit disturbing, but entertaining nonetheless.

Horny nipples? That's your name, right?

[jennysmurf]

Horny nipples? That's your name, right?

Oh you.












But, yeah, that's it.

[A.J.]

I just "google imaged" both my name and my email address, and was pleased to see that I didn't show up at all. The strange things that did show up were a bit disturbing, but entertaining nonetheless.

This came up for mine. No, that's not actually me.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc7/370667_507480008_33843832_n.jpg

[jennysmurf]

This came up for mine. No, that's not actually me.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc7/370667_507480008_33843832_n.jpg

Classy! You should claim it as your's anyway.

[cougarjake13]

This came up for mine. No, that's not actually me.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc7/370667_507480008_33843832_n.jpg

ironically that's me and my boyfriend before the sex change

[realmenhatelife]

The woman who is the current champ on Jeopardy is just awful. She's one of those that think they're really quirky and are like auditioning for the role of Alex' side kick. At one point she indicated that she had a house affiliation in Harry Potter. I dont mind that so much but know that Alex isn't trying to segue into a side conversation when he makes a little quip after your answer. I hope she's on for awhile.

[sailor]

The woman who is the current champ on Jeopardy is just awful. She's one of those that think they're really quirky and are like auditioning for the role of Alex' side kick. At one point she indicated that she had a house affiliation in Harry Potter. I dont mind that so much but know that Alex isn't trying to segue into a side conversation when he makes a little quip after your answer. I hope she's on for awhile.

I hated her so much I told my wife I didn't think I could watch tonight. She really was the worst.

[realmenhatelife]

How about the 13 year old food blogger/living Brett Easton Ellis character on Chopped Teens whose total lack of childhood was so sad. You know her parents are totally cool with her smoking, drinking and encouraging her 36 year old boyfriend who has an open marriage to spend the night.

[Misteriosa]

How about the 13 year old food blogger/living Brett Easton Ellis character on Chopped Teens whose total lack of childhood was so sad. You know her parents are totally cool with her smoking, drinking and encouraging her 36 year old boyfriend who has an open marriage to spend the night.

:surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

:surrender:

She had just spend a year in France at Le Cordon Bleu. She was a little creep and it looks like she has no fun or any friends.

[sailor]

NHL season cancelled.

[realmenhatelife]

NHL season cancelled.

I believe just the first two weeks so far.


Although I'm surprised last season isn't still happening. They play for a loooong time.

[sailor]

I believe just the first two weeks so far.


Although I'm surprised last season isn't still happening. They play for a loooong time.

Yeah, thru 10/24 so far. My bad.

[Dude!]

My bad.

too little, too late...

Mama Snacks has already downed
the bottle of sleeping pills

[sailor]

too little, too late...

Mama Snacks has already downed
the bottle of sleeping pills

Ha!

[keithy_19]

Ha!

He shoots he scores!

I hate the NHL for how they handle this shit. Sucks 'cause hockey is my favorite sport. Oh well.

[PapaBear]

Maybe sailor is in reverse sailor time, and the whole season will be canceled.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe sailor is in reverse sailor time, and the whole season will be canceled.

You just blew my mind.

[PapaBear]

A girl I've known since we were in the first grade was in a horrifying accident last night. She and her father were stuck in construction traffic on Interstate 81, when a tractor trailer hit a Jeep, and the Jeep hit my friend's PT Cruiser. The Cruiser went airborne, and the Jeep burst into flames.

My friend's father (who must be at least 70) busted a window of the Jeep with his bare hands and saved a young teen in the front passenger seat. The teen in the back was alert but trapped. The woman driving (the mother of the teen who was saved) was conscious but disoriented. They were both burned to death as my friend and her father watched helplessly.

My friend and her father weren't hurt bad enough to go to the hospital, but I'm sure she's going to have some emotional scars. Especially having to hear the rescued boy scream for his mom as he was being pulled from the Jeep.

[Dell]

the worst thing about nudest camps (besides seeing a lot of people you don't want to see nude)...no pockets

[RADIO-SHARK]

the worst thing about nudest camps (besides seeing a lot of people you don't want to see nude)...no pocketsthats why God invented the Bookbag.

[cougarjake13]

A girl I've known since we were in the first grade was in a horrifying accident last night. She and her father were stuck in construction traffic on Interstate 81, when a tractor trailer hit a Jeep, and the Jeep hit my friend's PT Cruiser. The Cruiser went airborne, and the Jeep burst into flames.

My friend's father (who must be at least 70) busted a window of the Jeep with his bare hands and saved a young teen in the front passenger seat. The teen in the back was alert but trapped. The woman driving (the mother of the teen who was saved) was conscious but disoriented. They were both burned to death as my friend and her father watched helplessly.

My friend and her father weren't hurt bad enough to go to the hospital, but I'm sure she's going to have some emotional scars. Especially having to hear the rescued boy scream for his mom as he was being pulled from the Jeep.


was the mom also trapped?


sad to hear

[PapaBear]

was the mom also trapped?


sad to hear
I'm not sure. My friend said she was disoriented. By the time her dad got the first kid out, the Jeep was fully engulfed. Turns out, the truck driver was looking at something in his passenger seat. The dead are 39 and 18.

[jennysmurf]

the worst thing about nudest camps (besides seeing a lot of people you don't want to see nude)...no pockets

There are lots of nude beaches around here. I won't go to them, they're usually a big wrinkly convention. Did you go to a nude beach, Mr. Naughty?

[deliciousV]

There are lots of nude beaches around here. I won't go to them, they're usually a big wrinkly convention. Did you go to a nude beach, Mr. Naughty?

and gay, don't forget gay

[jennysmurf]

and gay, don't forget gay

Nah, if they were gay, they'd be in much better shape.

[realmenhatelife]

The on demand player can be very cool and useful but man they need to get the search/menu together. Definately need to show options by channel instead of A-Z.

[cougarjake13]

black chick from neighbors is fuckin hot

[cougarjake13]

jamie gertz is alos fucking hot in neighbord

[cougarjake13]

i may salso be drunk