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razorboy
02-28-2012, 08:28 PM
I was just walking outside to take the trash can from the curb back to the side of my house when a burrowing owl that had been perched atop the cab of my truck took off and flew across my path about a foot in front of me at chest level. When I jumped another owl flew from the fence on the opposite side of my path to a tree on the other side of the driveway. Damn birds nearly gave me a heart attack.
PapaBear
02-28-2012, 08:33 PM
Maybe the thought you were gonna dump the trash in the street. I hear they give a hoot about that.
jennysmurf
02-28-2012, 08:56 PM
Maybe the thought you were gonna dump the trash in the street. I hear they give a hoot about that.
:clap:
I was just walking outside to take the trash can from the curb back to the side of my house when a burrowing owl that had been perched atop the cab of my truck took off and flew across my path about a foot in front of me at chest level. When I jumped another owl flew from the fence on the opposite side of my path to a tree on the other side of the driveway. Damn birds nearly gave me a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure the Native Americans had a saying about owls crossing your path...or maybe that was opening an umbrella in the house. Heck if I know, go ask an Indian!
Dude!
02-28-2012, 11:06 PM
owls are just
wild about placentas
Chigworthy
02-29-2012, 08:25 AM
Being a child of Twin Peaks, owls always hold a bit of excitement value to me. One drunken evening at this cabin that we used to live in out in the woods, we were enjoying ourselves out on the patio melting the handles off of the weber with a raging bbq bonfire. Lo and behold, two pygmy owls fluttered around like hummingbirds and landed on the tree branches 10 feet from us and our ridiculousness. They sat there for a moment and appraised us, then pissed off. To make life more interesting to compensate for self-esteem related malaise, I pretend that the owls were the spiritual embodiment of some native american lovers that were slaughtered by the white man and probably entombed in the gigantic stone fireplace/chimney that the cabin was built around. Ha ha, silly native american spirits, this land is for the white man.
The Creephouse Saga Continues
The reptilian clone replacement family has moved in next door. They are busy making a big show of doing domestic chores like mowing the lawn and other yardwork. I'm going to be watching them until I can figure out a safe way to neutralize them before they spread to the rest of the neighborhood. I'm pretty sure that boiling rice in linseed oil yields ricin, so I've got that on the stove now. I've also fashioned a bolt launcher from a fishing reel, old leaf springs and a large wooden crucifix. I'm sharpening closet rods on the belt sander as we speak. I've also drawn up blueprints for a subterranean tunnel from my yard to their basement. I'll keep everyone posted on my little "neighborhood watch" project.
Chigworthy
02-29-2012, 08:35 AM
Someone drop a train on my head if I ever wear a polo shirt tucked into roomy dockers shorts to do yard work.
keithy_19
02-29-2012, 11:18 AM
First day of being out of work and it's dreary so I slept in. I don't mind not working because I have some money in the bank, but I assume when that starts to dwindle my feelings will start to change.
Misteriosa
02-29-2012, 11:25 AM
First day of being out of work and it's dreary so I slept in. I don't mind not working because I have some money in the bank, but I assume when that starts to dwindle my feelings will start to change.
sorry to hear that you lost your job. though you have some savings, i would make it top priority to file that unemployment.
keithy_19
02-29-2012, 11:29 AM
sorry to hear that you lost your job. though you have some savings, i would make it top priority to file that unemployment.
I wasn't technically full time at my job. What's kind of ironic is that I was in the process of filing for disability. I still want to work and had every intention of working at my job even if my disability came through.
Misteriosa
02-29-2012, 11:33 AM
I wasn't technically full time at my job. What's kind of ironic is that I was in the process of filing for disability. I still want to work and had every intention of working at my job even if my disability came through.
file anyway. working is working, and you paid into unemployment with every paycheck. dont forget that.
eta and if shit went down at your job the way you say, then your old boss will definitely pay. firing you the way he did can be construed as discrimination, seeing as you have been so sick.
keithy_19
02-29-2012, 11:43 AM
file anyway. working is working, and you paid into unemployment with every paycheck. dont forget that.
eta and if shit went down at your job the way you say, then your old boss will definitely pay. firing you the way he did can be construed as discrimination, seeing as you have been so sick.
They said if I ever wanted to volunteer I could. I guess I'm healthy enough to work, just not for money.
Misteriosa
02-29-2012, 11:47 AM
They said if I ever wanted to volunteer I could. I guess I'm healthy enough to work, just not for money.
oh no.. no no.. FUCK THAT. file, keithy. trust me. the worst they can say is no.
RoseBlood
02-29-2012, 12:36 PM
I love the creephouse saga! :clap:
Chigworthy
02-29-2012, 12:50 PM
My wife is watching "The Voice" right now. I have a hangover. She's not fond of my comments about the show, so I'll bug you guys with them. This show fucking STINKS. I never watched American Idol, but I'm assuming it is just as bad as this. Carson Daly looks like a cunt. Ceelo is a fucking monumental idiot and everything that comes out of mouth sounds like something that would be said by a head trauma survivor. Christina A. has a weird face; it doesn't match her body. I could give a shit about the other two gaylords, but how does anyone think that these four performers are actually picking the singers? Their acting is terrible. I've entered the angry stage of the hangover.
Chigworthy
02-29-2012, 12:52 PM
I love the creephouse saga! :clap:
The lizard male was out mowing the lawn for about 2 hours because it was 2 feet deep and he was using a regular lawnmower. He kept stalling the thing and stopping to swipe flies out the air with his tongue.
IamFogHat
02-29-2012, 07:04 PM
Hey Spy, what do you idiots do when you're from that weird peninsula? How do you show that on your hand?
keithy_19
02-29-2012, 07:43 PM
The idea of moving into a remote location like Nebraska or the hills of some state, getting a cabin and coming in with nothing but a typewriter and a bottle of Jameson is getting more and more tempting.
StanUpshaw
02-29-2012, 07:45 PM
The idea of moving into a remote location like Nebraska or the hills of some state, getting a cabin and coming in with nothing but a typewriter and a bottle of Jameson is getting more and more tempting.
If you want hills, you picked the wrong motherfucking state, my friend.
And how will you update your blog with a typewriter?????
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 08:14 PM
Hey Spy, what do you idiots do when you're from that weird peninsula? How do you show that on your hand?
you dickslap a mutha phuca.
IamFogHat
02-29-2012, 08:15 PM
you dickslap a mutha phuca.
So that's all they do up there in Michigan is slap their dicks around on other dude's faces and assess and dicks?
IamFogHat
02-29-2012, 08:24 PM
What is this Hunger Games everyone seems so excited about? It looks gay and stupid to me.
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 08:26 PM
What is this Hunger Games everyone seems so excited about? It looks gay and stupid to me.
I saw my first ad for it tonight. Looks totally stupid.
jennysmurf
02-29-2012, 08:28 PM
I saw my first ad for it tonight. Looks totally stupid.
But did it look gay?
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 08:30 PM
But did it look gay?
No. It didn't look overly happy.
StanUpshaw
02-29-2012, 08:31 PM
I watched the trailer... looks like some shit Battle Royale/Running Man ripoff.
jennysmurf
02-29-2012, 08:33 PM
I watched the trailer... looks like some shit Battle Royale/Running Man ripoff.
That's what a few people compared it to the other day. *sigh* Is there such a thing as an original idea anymore? Seems like we're being fed the same stuff over and over--only watered down a bit each time.
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 08:34 PM
shit Battle Royale/Running Man
redundant.
but if richard dawson is in it, im there.
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/richard-dawson-as-damon-killian.jpg
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 08:40 PM
I found and contained most of my lost marbles over the years, but I recently have lost some of my loose screws. :annoyed:
IamFogHat
02-29-2012, 08:41 PM
I found and contained most of my lost marbles over the years, but I recently have lost some of my loose screws. :annoyed:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dZLAlceZ2qo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 08:47 PM
Never mind. I found them. I was drunk when I found a surprisingly wise place to store them. I'm only slighly buzzed now, so it took a while to find them.
StanUpshaw
02-29-2012, 08:53 PM
That's what a few people compared it to the other day. *sigh* Is there such a thing as an original idea anymore? Seems like we're being fed the same stuff over and over--only watered down a bit each time.
Of course not. We've been writing down our stories for about three millennia now. We only have a handful of senses and emotions -- someone has said just about anything that can be said.
Everything is a derivative of a derivative of a derivative; just tack on a spaceship or a cell phone to keep up with the times.
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 09:18 PM
this new avatar confuses me sometimes. Im all like, "jesus did I post that shit?" Then I see Stans name and Im all like, "whew."
StanUpshaw
02-29-2012, 09:26 PM
You stole my avatar, shitbird. Let's not forget that.
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 09:28 PM
<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/urNyg1ftMIU?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/urNyg1ftMIU?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 09:40 PM
I wouldnt date his avatar but I would sure suck its dick if I could.
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 09:42 PM
I wouldnt date his avatar but I would sure suck its dick if I could.
Maybe you should start doing yoga. And, you better fucking hope Jenny doesn't see this.
jennysmurf
02-29-2012, 09:45 PM
Maybe you should start doing yoga. And, you better fucking hope Jenny doesn't see this.
:innocent:
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 09:52 PM
:innocent:
ha! I said "its" dick so it could be a guy OR a chick, you don't know. :smoke:
jennysmurf
02-29-2012, 09:54 PM
ha! I said "its" dick so it could be a guy OR a chick, you don't know. :smoke:
Uh huh, you sure got one over on me. You're so clever and handsome.
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 09:56 PM
you better fucking hope Jenny doesn't see this.
:innocent:
This chick has some kinda freaky .net radar. I said that when she was logged off. She logged on like SECONDS later!
Crispy123
02-29-2012, 09:59 PM
You're so clever and handsome.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
And I don't car what PB says, you're pretty swell yourself. :wub:
PapaBear
02-29-2012, 10:03 PM
And I don't car what PB says, you're pretty swell yourself. :wub:
And I don't give truck what you say.:drunk:
jennysmurf
02-29-2012, 10:05 PM
This chick has some kinda freaky .net radar. I said that when she was logged off. She logged on like SECONDS later!
I don't know what you're talking about. Go to sleep, drunk man.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 06:07 AM
dammit,i wanted to make a long rant in that thread
ozzie
03-01-2012, 06:18 AM
dammit,i wanted to make a long rant in that thread
Another mod making another knee jerk reaction to what's best for this site.
"It's March, and the show didn't end. End of discussion!" :smoke:
Kinda ironic with the questions / discussions about why active membership is down on here.
Enjoy your listening thread. Seems to be the only thing most come on here for anymore.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 06:30 AM
Another mod making another knee jerk reaction to what's best for this site.
"It's March, and the show didn't end. End of discussion!" :smoke:
Kinda ironic with the questions / discussions about why active membership is down on here.
Enjoy your listening thread. Seems to be the only thing most come on here for anymore.
well it was less about the show ending and more about why ron and fez dont pay attention to this place anymore
and fuck the listening thread,its no longer about the show and more about unrelated youtube bands and boring look at me posts and passive aggresive posts about i dont know why spy wants to talk about the show when i want to tell you about me
ozzie
03-01-2012, 06:34 AM
...about why ron and fez dont pay attention to this place anymore
Exactly. Which is why I didn't understand the need for the lock. Hell, rename the thread, move it, whatever.
Sorry I missed your rant.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 06:36 AM
you want a rant?
yesterday's listening thread they actually had the gall to say we need to post alot of nonsense to get this thread up there in posts,thats not a listening thread thats the kinda stuff i checked out other boards for when that fucking MPW bullshit was going on
ozzie
03-01-2012, 06:39 AM
and fuck the listening thread,its no longer about the show and more about unrelated youtube bands and boring look at me posts and passive aggresive posts about i dont know why spy wants to talk about the show when i want to tell you about me
Last Friday was the first time I'd ventured in there in a while, because I'm rarely, if ever, listening live.
Hell, I wasn't even listening live that day. Just hoping to get the idea of what happened from the reactions and posts.
It was still pretty fun and interesting for those few hours. Kinda reminded me how it used to be on here when the boys were on at night. Not "all" about the show, but it was the major topic, and something that united us all.
From what you said, it doesn't sound like I'm missing much on an average day.
sailor
03-01-2012, 06:40 AM
you want a rant?
yesterday's listening thread they actually had the gall to say we need to post alot of nonsense to get this thread up there in posts,thats not a listening thread thats the kinda stuff i checked out other boards for when that fucking MPW bullshit was going on
You're right, I agree about the rallying to get the litening threads longer. I hated it when Reilly did it before being made a mod like 6 years ago and I hate it now. Thanks, chocolate chip.
sailor
03-01-2012, 06:44 AM
Last Friday was the first time I'd ventured in there in a while, because I'm rarely, if ever, listening live.
Hell, I wasn't even listening live that day. Just hoping to get the idea of what happened from the reactions and posts.
It was still pretty fun and interesting for those few hours. Kinda reminded me how it used to be on here when the boys were on at night. Not "all" about the show, but it was the major topic, and something that united us all.
From what you said, it doesn't sound like I'm missing much on an average day.
He exaggerates. There is a bit of post-whoring, but the thread is pretty centered on the show. Heck, when the show is clicking, the thread thrives. When there's an extended interview, the thread dies.
CountryBob
03-01-2012, 06:48 AM
you want a rant?
yesterday's listening thread they actually had the gall to say we need to post alot of nonsense to get this thread up there in posts,thats not a listening thread thats the kinda stuff i checked out other boards for when that fucking MPW bullshit was going on
I disagree Spy - I was just busting balls with you (like you do on a daily basis). I have posted a lot of non show related stuff because the show hasnt been giving enough to post on in the past. I didnt know or had any idea that in the past the listening thread is only for show related comments only. I do comment about the show but never have I ever cared about how many posts end up in there. I just want stimulating conversation.
With that said, I will agree that I personally do post a lot of random ideas and comments in the listening thread that dont belong there and I will from now on keep those to the random thouights thread ok?
I would hate to see people not enjoying the listening thread because of issues such as these and myself being the main culprit lately.
So look out random thread is all I have to say now....
spankyfrank
03-01-2012, 06:49 AM
Anyone else feel we should change the front page to something more Fez is Gay rather than a dead guy?
(God Rest his soul)
Misteriosa
03-01-2012, 06:50 AM
Anyone else feel we should change the front page to something more Fez is Gay rather than a dead guy?
(God Rest his soul)
i would change it, but i dont know how :down:
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 06:50 AM
Anyone else feel we should change the front page to something more Fez is Gay rather than a dead guy?
(God Rest his soul)
suggested pics already in 2 other threads and yes
spankyfrank
03-01-2012, 06:51 AM
i would change it, but i dont know how :down:
It's ok Misty. I still wub you!
:wub:
sailor
03-01-2012, 06:53 AM
suggested pics already in 2 other threads and yes
They didn't pop with our focus groups.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 06:59 AM
i opened up spychat for any that want to hang out and talk about the show
spankyfrank
03-01-2012, 07:00 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1030005.1330462766!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg
How about this one, and put under it....The Secret is out!orrrrrrrrrrr congrats to Fez Whately!!
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 07:02 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1030005.1330462766!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg
How about this one, and put under it....The Secret is out!orrrrrrrrrrr congrats to Fez Whately!!
i like that pic but the powers that be don't
sailor
03-01-2012, 07:05 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1030005.1330462766!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg
How about this one, and put under it....The Secret is out!orrrrrrrrrrr congrats to Fez Whately!!
That's super if one of the photoshoppers want to do it up. Great idea!
Crispy123
03-01-2012, 07:05 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1030005.1330462766!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg
How about this one, and put under it....The Secret is out!orrrrrrrrrrr congrats to Fez Whately!!
it's got my vote.
sailor
03-01-2012, 07:06 AM
it's got my vote.
You're not in the focus group, but they agree.
CountryBob
03-01-2012, 08:27 AM
I just saw a guy that had horns tattooed all over his bald head - it was so creepy.
StanUpshaw
03-01-2012, 08:34 AM
I just saw a guy that had horns tattooed all over his bald head - it was so creepy.
French horns? That would be fucking creepy.
CountryBob
03-01-2012, 09:09 AM
French horns? That would be fucking creepy.
Yes - that would be really creepy
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 09:10 AM
well it was less about the show ending and more about why ron and fez dont pay attention to this place anymore
and fuck the listening thread,its no longer about the show and more about unrelated youtube bands and boring look at me posts and passive aggresive posts about i dont know why spy wants to talk about the show when i want to tell you about me
Exactly. Which is why I didn't understand the need for the lock. Hell, rename the thread, move it, whatever.
Sorry I missed your rant.
Spy, I don't agree with you about the listening threads, but I'd like a thread about why Ron and Fez hate us. Why don't you start a new thread about it? I would, but I have no idea why they hate us, because I wasn't active during all that.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 09:11 AM
Spy, I don't agree with you about the listening threads, but I'd like a thread about why Ron and Fez hate us. Why don't you start a new thread about it? I would, but I have no idea why they hate us, because I wasn't active during all that.
my spies tell me they don't hate us
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 09:20 AM
my spies tell me they don't hate us
Okay, that's good I guess.
i opened up spychat for any that want to hang out and talk about the show
So, why do you hate us?
i opened up spychat for any that want to hang out and talk about the show
I cannot open spyCHAT at work...why did you abandon the listening thread?
underdog
03-01-2012, 09:38 AM
you want a rant?
yesterday's listening thread they actually had the gall to say we need to post alot of nonsense to get this thread up there in posts,thats not a listening thread thats the kinda stuff i checked out other boards for when that fucking MPW bullshit was going on
Face it, spy. This board has made a turn towards a lot of conversation MPW style threads.
The drunk thread is the perfect example. The listening threads are like less than 50% about the show anymore.
underdog
03-01-2012, 09:38 AM
You're right, I agree about the rallying to get the litening threads longer. I hated it when Reilly did it before being made a mod like 6 years ago and I hate it now. Thanks, chocolate chip.
I can't believe how much you hate Jersey Rich.
sailor
03-01-2012, 09:40 AM
Face it, spy. This board has made a turn towards a lot of conversation MPW style threads.
The drunk thread is the perfect example. The listening threads are like less than 50% about the show anymore.
Listening threads have ALWAYS been like that. I remember Ron bitching about it 6 years ago.
sailor
03-01-2012, 09:44 AM
I can't believe how much you hate Jersey Rich.
I dislike that aspect.
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 10:03 AM
Face it, spy. This board has made a turn towards a lot of conversation MPW style threads.
The drunk thread is the perfect example. The listening threads are like less than 50% about the show anymore.
clearly you havent seen todays thread,everyone is sticking to the one thing we have in common and thats the show,face it underdog,you got FACED!
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 10:04 AM
I cannot open spyCHAT at work...why did you abandon the listening thread?
didnt abandon,had dogs shows up
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 10:09 AM
clearly you havent seen todays thread,everyone is sticking to the one thing we have in common and thats the show,face it underdog,you got FACED!
Good grief Mr. Bipolar. One minute you're dissing us, the next defending?
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 10:11 AM
Good grief Mr. Bipolar. One minute you're dissing us, the next defending?
by making a subtle threat to kill the listening thread again i saved this place again,catch up!
sailor
03-01-2012, 10:22 AM
didnt abandon,had dogs shows up
Sorry the escorts didn't live up to your lofty standards.
spoon
03-01-2012, 10:23 AM
This post by Ozzie (part of it) is well thought out and deserves to be highlighted in a thread still open. Pretty much sums up a lot of what was being questioned in that old thread and around here for years bc of the show distancing itself from here.
enjoy and well done oz
..."Board gossip" stopped being funny, and there was just too much drama between boards. Most of which I didn't relate to, as this was the only place I posted/read.
I think when they did the stupid "unity show", and they basically seemed to be asking Ron and the show to moderate some fabricated "sit down", they were realizing that they needed to separate themselves from this crap.
That was pretty much the end.
What's funny to me is that with twitter, and now the comment section of the ibang, they're basically actively viewing and reading on air a "listening thread"... which they've always condemned. Really, what's the difference?
Other than, I'm sure they ibang folks are actively deleting any negative comments for them, so it's probably "safer" over there.
A big part of what got me hooked on listening to this show was the old callers. And when I started realizing that some of these were "buddays" of the show who they met through this board, I joined so I could lurk and read more. I started recognizing callers names/handles, and people who regularly got read on the old "instant feedback". All the best seemed to have come from this site, and there was as much hilarity on here back then as there was on the show.
And this site deserves a lot of credit for keeping up with the show during the moves and transitions. Fucking people were transcribing shows and posting recaps immediately. Serious committment type stuff, along with the underground feeds and posting audio clips.
Which is why it hurt when the show turned their back on this place over such trivial shit. But, whatever. That was years ago. They've moved on, and I've adapted. I have a twitter acct, again, for lurking purposes, but I've never "tweeted". I've been to the iBang, but don't see myself becoming a regular "commentor" there, or whatever they call themselves.
Whatever it is, it will never become a "community", or, hell I'll say it, a "family" like they used to have here, and I guess they're ok with that now.
spoon
03-01-2012, 10:27 AM
Face it, spy. This board has made a turn towards a lot of conversation MPW style threads.
The drunk thread is the perfect example. The listening threads are like less than 50% about the show anymore.
There is a HUGE difference bt some people chatting and getting drunk together on the board, of which we have pretty much done since 2001, and having tlb post pieces of a fucking book for 1000 pages just to up his post count and thread post count to win some bs prize. It's a conversation and chilling together not forced by some inane concept and something literally useless to keep up with. You have something to say you say it, not just hitting reply and copy and pasting shit or some other nonsense by mpw standards. They are nothing short of awful...just like a british chef.
spoon
03-01-2012, 10:28 AM
Sorry the escorts didn't live up to your lofty standards.
by standards you mean breathing?
sailor
03-01-2012, 10:29 AM
by standards you mean breathing?
Let's not be silly, they're not THAT high.
Furtherman
03-01-2012, 10:30 AM
. They are nothing short of awful...just like a british chef.
OY! BANGERS 'N MASH!!!!
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 10:31 AM
dead women dont bitch after you're finished
Misteriosa
03-01-2012, 10:31 AM
dead women dont bitch after you're finished
snip.
underdog
03-01-2012, 10:40 AM
clearly you havent seen todays thread,everyone is sticking to the one thing we have in common and thats the show,face it underdog,you got FACED!
I'm used to it.
underdog
03-01-2012, 10:41 AM
by making a subtle threat to kill the listening thread again i saved this place again,catch up!
I thought Rich saved the listening thread?
Crispy123
03-01-2012, 10:42 AM
I thought Rich saved the listening thread?
why, did sailor run out of server juice?
disneyspy
03-01-2012, 10:44 AM
now i understand why you guys underdog him,just not worth replying to stupidity
gvac was right
underdog
03-01-2012, 10:53 AM
now i understand why you guys underdog him,just not worth replying to stupidity
gvac was right
Face.
underdog
03-01-2012, 10:54 AM
There is a HUGE difference bt some people chatting and getting drunk together on the board, of which we have pretty much done since 2001, and having tlb post pieces of a fucking book for 1000 pages just to up his post count and thread post count to win some bs prize. It's a conversation and chilling together not forced by some inane concept and something literally useless to keep up with. You have something to say you say it, not just hitting reply and copy and pasting shit or some other nonsense by mpw standards. They are nothing short of awful...just like a british chef.
The MPW threads that were on this board were horrible.
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 02:45 PM
I'm going to go to the store tonight and buy a box of fruit snacks. I'll probably eat the whole box tonight.
CountryBob
03-01-2012, 04:01 PM
I'm going to go to the store tonight and buy a box of fruit snacks. I'll probably eat the whole box tonight.
What are fruit snacks?
razorboy
03-01-2012, 04:26 PM
What are fruit snacks?
Mini quiches and amyl nitrites?
cougarjake13
03-01-2012, 04:30 PM
Mini quiches and amyl nitrites?
sounds right
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 05:24 PM
What are fruit snacks?
http://www.pasadenalaserdentistry.com/wp-content/themes/pasadena/images/fruit%20snacks.jpg
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 07:36 PM
I'm going to go to the store tonight and buy a box of fruit snacks. I'll probably eat the whole box tonight.
http://www.pasadenalaserdentistry.com/wp-content/themes/pasadena/images/fruit%20snacks.jpg
Anytime I get those, they don't even make it out of the parking lot. I loooove them!
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 07:47 PM
Anytime I get those, they don't even make it out of the parking lot. I loooove them!
It's been a delicious night.
I got a call from my ex at 4 am today. I didn't answer and she left a seemingly intoxicated message about me having the same number as someone else. It was very confusing to me and I haven't responded to her.
Crispy_Mobile
03-01-2012, 07:51 PM
Mini quiches and amyl nitrites?
Ha!
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 07:52 PM
It's been a delicious night.
I got a call from my ex at 4 am today. I didn't answer and she left a seemingly intoxicated message about me having the same number as someone else. It was very confusing to me and I haven't responded to her.
Dooooooon't respond!
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 08:09 PM
Dooooooon't respond!
But...Maybe she wants to get back together and realizes I'm the one for her.
:wink:
spoon
03-01-2012, 08:21 PM
But...Maybe he wants to get back together and realizes I'm the one for him.
:wink:
fixed that for ya
PapaBear
03-01-2012, 08:35 PM
The site wasn't down for the last half hour for you guys?
spoon
03-01-2012, 08:41 PM
The site wasn't down for the last half hour for you guys?
nope, you just had a flashback anyway
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 08:46 PM
The site wasn't down for the last half hour for you guys?
Yep. I was just glad I didn't break it this time!
PapaBear
03-01-2012, 08:47 PM
Yep. I was just glad I didn't break it this time!
Well, if the times are right on some of the most recent posts, it wasn't down for everyone.
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 08:52 PM
Well, if the times are right on some of the most recent posts, it wasn't down for everyone.
Hmmm..I'm considering all sorts of conspiracy theories. Most involving Spoon somehow blocking all the mods.
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 08:54 PM
Well, if the times are right on some of the most recent posts, it wasn't down for everyone.
I'm always down to party!
Huh?
spoon
03-01-2012, 08:55 PM
Hmmm..I'm considering all sorts of conspiracy theories. Most involving Spoon somehow blocking all the mods.
Gluck is the best!
keithy_19
03-01-2012, 08:56 PM
fixed that for ya
No, not him. The girl after him.
jennysmurf
03-01-2012, 09:12 PM
Weekly Archer quote:
"Every KGB agent this side of Berlin will be hunting him like a dog."
"Who hunts dogs?"
"Orientals! Duh!"
Chigworthy
03-02-2012, 05:03 AM
But...Maybe she wants to get back together and realizes I'm the one for her.
:wink:
I'm betting she just wants to meet for a night of innocuous, no holds barred full-on porno sex.
CountryBob
03-02-2012, 05:04 AM
I'm betting she just wants to meet for a night of innocuous, no holds barred full-on porno sex.
And give up the balloon knot too!
CountryBob
03-02-2012, 05:12 AM
I'm going to go to the store tonight and buy a box of fruit snacks. I'll probably eat the whole box tonight.
Just saw this when checking my email today -
You might want to know what is exactly in those fruit snacks:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/fruit-chew-snacks-ingredients_n_1304369.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D139192
StanUpshaw
03-02-2012, 05:49 AM
Just saw this when checking my email today -
You might want to know what is exactly in those fruit snacks:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/fruit-chew-snacks-ingredients_n_1304369.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D139192
What's in YOUR KID'S fruit snacks????
Is it cattle bones?????
Tune in at 11 to find out. The results might shock you.
sailor
03-02-2012, 05:51 AM
Does anyone really not now what gelatin is?
CountryBob
03-02-2012, 05:58 AM
Does anyone really not now what gelatin is?
Anyone with half a brain does.
spoon
03-02-2012, 05:59 AM
What's in YOUR KID'S fruit snacks????
Is it cattle bones?????
Tune in at 11 to find out. The results might shock you.
I would have went with..."the results might Moooooove you!"
Funkman post/tribute of the week!
keithy_19
03-02-2012, 12:37 PM
Just saw this when checking my email today -
You might want to know what is exactly in those fruit snacks:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/fruit-chew-snacks-ingredients_n_1304369.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D139192
If I ever start buying Angel Delights fucking kill me.
keithy_19
03-02-2012, 12:38 PM
I'm betting she just wants to meet for a night of innocuous, no holds barred full-on porno sex.
That'd just be the best.
PapaBear
03-02-2012, 07:42 PM
Does anyone really not now what gelatin is?
IT'S PEOPLE!!!
keithy_19
03-02-2012, 08:27 PM
IT'S PEOPLE!!!
People are delicious.
Crispy123
03-03-2012, 01:28 AM
I've given up weed for lent and now when I don't drink, I have a hard time falling asleep.
keithy_19
03-03-2012, 03:16 PM
I've given up weed for lent and now when I don't drink, I have a hard time falling asleep.
The best way to give up weed is to never start.
Or start huffing glue. Or taking 7 benadryl before bed.
boobieman
03-04-2012, 06:45 AM
I've given up weed for lent and now when I don't drink, I have a hard time falling asleep.
What did you give up masturbation as well???
SEYYYAAAA
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 02:25 PM
Boopy doopy doop boop sex.
cougarjake13
03-04-2012, 03:47 PM
i often wish i could die to see what happens when you do but then be able to come back and live the rest of my life
StanUpshaw
03-04-2012, 04:39 PM
i often wish i could die to see what happens when you do but then be able to come back and live the rest of my life
Nothing happens. Grow up.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 04:46 PM
i often wish i could die to see what happens when you do but then be able to come back and live the rest of my life
I've wondered how my funeral would be and what people would say about me. I imagine both would be anticlimatic.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 04:47 PM
i often wish i could die to see what happens when you do but then be able to come back and live the rest of my life
What if reincarnation is what happened? How would abandon your new self to come back to the current you? That's a paradox if I've ever heard of one.
Chigworthy
03-04-2012, 05:31 PM
What if reincarnation is what happened? How would abandon your new self to come back to the current you? That's a paradox if I've ever heard of one.
Reincarnation is just as horseshit as any other unsubstantiated afterlife belief. Just the mere fact that the human population increases at an expanding rate over time tells you that aside from being childish pot talk, reincarnation is numerically impossible.
Chigworthy
03-04-2012, 05:35 PM
Whenever someone critiques the food at a restaurant by saying "It just doesn't have a lot of flavor," that means that the person has a terrible grasp on food. I've found that usually when someone says this, they are unsure of what they don't like about the food. I've also found that I am sure of what they don't like, and it is usually a lack of shitty, processed lardy flavor that they are missing.
"It doesn't have a lot of flavor." = "This doesn't taste like fast food."
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 05:36 PM
Reincarnation is just as horseshit as any other unsubstantiated afterlife belief. Just the mere fact that the human population increases at an expanding rate over time tells you that aside from being childish pot talk, reincarnation is numerically impossible.
Not if you become a deer or something.
Chigworthy
03-04-2012, 05:42 PM
Not if you become a deer or something.
Well where is the line drawn? Can we be reincarnated as bacteria? Pine trees? These new age cunts always say how they were Joan of Arc in a past life, but no one ever brags about being a huge pedo-rapist in a past life. It's a pile of dung.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 05:53 PM
Well where is the line drawn? Can we be reincarnated as bacteria? Pine trees? These new age cunts always say how they were Joan of Arc in a past life, but no one ever brags about being a huge pedo-rapist in a past life. It's a pile of dung.
Sure. Why not?
And they probably don't brag about it because people don't usually brag about those things. Usually.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 05:54 PM
Reincarnation is just as horseshit as any other unsubstantiated afterlife belief. Just the mere fact that the human population increases at an expanding rate over time tells you that aside from being childish pot talk, reincarnation is numerically impossible.
not if reincarnation isn't exclusive to humans.
cougarjake13
03-04-2012, 06:48 PM
What if reincarnation is what happened? How would abandon your new self to come back to the current you? That's a paradox if I've ever heard of one.
Like I said I wuld wanna see what happens but then go back to human me
cougarjake13
03-04-2012, 06:49 PM
Nothing happens. Grow up.
I'm 99% sure that is what happens
Nothing
But I'd still like to know
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 06:52 PM
You are all so narcissistic it's upsetting. Or funny, I forget.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 07:04 PM
You are all so narcissistic it's upsetting. Or funny, I forget.
If this was in the drunk thread we'd just be sloppy.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 07:08 PM
If this was in the drunk thread we'd just be sloppy.
My gentle point is, why do you care about what happens after you're dead? I guess if you believe in an afterlife it makes sense, so ok, but even then, If you think you're in heaven don't you believe you're like eternally happy or whatever? So why would you give a shit?
PapaBear
03-04-2012, 07:13 PM
Why does the listing of X Men Origins that's on right now say x Men Origins (Japanese)?
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 07:23 PM
My gentle point is, why do you care about what happens after you're dead? I guess if you believe in an afterlife it makes sense, so ok, but even then, If you think you're in heaven don't you believe you're like eternally happy or whatever? So why would you give a shit?
If you believe you go to heaven then I would imagine you'd be happy. And if there is no heaven than you're still dead so who cares? Personally, the thought of eternal life fucks with me. I don't mind the fact that I'm going to die.
underdog
03-04-2012, 08:06 PM
Whenever someone critiques the food at a restaurant by saying "It just doesn't have a lot of flavor," that means that the person has a terrible grasp on food. I've found that usually when someone says this, they are unsure of what they don't like about the food. I've also found that I am sure of what they don't like, and it is usually a lack of shitty, processed lardy flavor that they are missing.
"It doesn't have a lot of flavor." = "This doesn't taste like fast food."
I was at some Italian place and the food I was eating didn't have a lot of flavor. I added salt and it was extremely flavorful. They just undersalted it.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 08:10 PM
If you believe you go to heaven then I would imagine you'd be happy. And if there is no heaven than you're still dead so who cares? Personally, the thought of eternal life fucks with me. I don't mind the fact that I'm going to die.
I'm actually what is now referred to as a 'cultural catholic' much like a 'cultural jew' and although I'm an atheist, I am still, like Joyce, plagued by catholic guilt and fear of 'god' and heaven and hell and all that, so yeah I actually do get that on a weird level.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:14 PM
I want to be "cool" and "hip" but as much as I would like to be an atheist, I can't because I own a calendar. You see there is absolutely no scientific proof that tomorrow, next week, or next year will ever happen. But I believe that it will, and I think about what I will be doing and what I would like to be doing and I also think that about the afterlife too. :drunk:
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 08:16 PM
I want to be "cool" and "hip" but as much as I would like to be an atheist, I can't because I own a calendar. You see there is absolutely no scientific proof that tomorrow, next week, or next year will ever happen. But I believe that it will, and I think about what I will be doing and what I would like to be doing and I also think that about the afterlife too. :drunk:
I have no idea what this means you silly goose of a man.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 08:22 PM
I'm actually what is now referred to as a 'cultural catholic' much like a 'cultural jew' and although I'm an atheist, I am still, like Joyce, plagued by catholic guilt and fear of 'god' and heaven and hell and all that, so yeah I actually do get that on a weird level.
I'm wasn't raised catholic (I was raised in a religious family and went to church till I was 18) and I'm not an atheist, but the past year has really made me question my faith. A lot of the time I don't believe, but I always want to and do experience some guilt over not.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:22 PM
yeah, Im going back to the drunk thread. :bye:
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:24 PM
I'm wasn't raised catholic (I was raised in a religious family and went to church till I was 18) and I'm not an atheist, but the past year has really made me question my faith. A lot of the time I don't believe, but I always want to and do experience some guilt over not.
before I go...
Christianity and monotheism in general, is shit.
depeche mode put it best
<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-4718254690005800677&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>
now I'm leaving. for real.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 08:25 PM
yeah, Im going back to the drunk thread. :bye:
'Atta boy.
StanUpshaw
03-04-2012, 08:38 PM
I want to be "cool" and "hip" but as much as I would like to be an atheist, I can't because I own a calendar. You see there is absolutely no scientific proof that tomorrow, next week, or next year will ever happen. But I believe that it will, and I think about what I will be doing and what I would like to be doing and I also think that about the afterlife too. :drunk:
Of course there is scientific proof. Days and years are scientific concepts explained and predicted by empiric observation and the laws of physics.
If you choose to reject the scientific method, that's up to you. But don't fucking evoke science to try to rationalize your stupid beliefs.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:39 PM
Of course there is scientific proof. Days and years are scientific concepts explained and predicted by empiric observation and the laws of physics.
If you choose to reject the scientific method, that's up to you. But don't fucking evoke science to try to rationalize your stupid beliefs.
predictions and probabilities aren't proof, silly Stan
StanUpshaw
03-04-2012, 08:40 PM
predictions and probabilities aren't proof, silly Stan
You don't understand science then.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:44 PM
You don't understand science then.
StanUpshaw ladies and gentlemen, the first "scientist" ever to be able to predict the future.
StanUpshaw
03-04-2012, 08:47 PM
StanUpshaw ladies and gentlemen, the first "scientist" ever to be able to predict the future.
You are a fucking clown. You have zero understanding of the scientific method and you are fucking embarrassing yourself.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:50 PM
You are a fucking clown. You have zero understanding of the scientific method and you are fucking embarrassing yourself.
said the self-embarrasing clown.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 08:51 PM
said the self-embarrasing clown.
If I had had liquid in my mouth I would have done a spit take.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 08:55 PM
You are a fucking clown. You have zero understanding of the scientific method and you are fucking embarrassing yourself.
I think what Crispy is saying is that you don't know if tomorrow is going to ever come. The earth could just randomly see it's end.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 08:56 PM
If I had had liquid in my mouth I would have done a spit take.
Spit on the screen!
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 08:56 PM
dont you EVER speak for me!!!! you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StanUpshaw
03-04-2012, 08:57 PM
I think what Crispy is saying is that you don't know if tomorrow is going to ever come. The earth could just randomly see it's end.
I understand that he's spewing metaphysical bullshit.
But it's NOT. FUCKING. SCIENCE.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 09:02 PM
I understand that he's spewing metaphysical bullshit.
But it's NOT. FUCKING. SCIENCE.
you're spewing not. fucking. science. bitchlips.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 09:04 PM
Spit on the screen!
Ew is that a gay thing, Keithy?
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 09:06 PM
dont you EVER speak for me!!!! you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I blew it. I messed up.
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 09:07 PM
Ew is that a gay thing, Keithy?
If you want it to be.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 09:13 PM
Ew is that a gay thing, Keithy?
I blew it. I messed up.
If you want it to be.
Yes.
Crispy123
03-04-2012, 09:15 PM
talk about spit takes...
keithy_19
03-04-2012, 09:17 PM
talk about spit takes...
I should probably go pray.
IamFogHat
03-04-2012, 09:26 PM
I should probably go pray.
To the god of cum or sumthin, or your Lord Jesus Christ, either way.
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 12:27 PM
How can you possibly follow the serving size when eating Munchos? All the chips are crushed.
sailor
03-05-2012, 12:32 PM
How can you possibly follow the serving size when eating Munchos? All the chips are crushed.
Use your food scale if you care.
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 12:39 PM
Use your food scale if you care.
I don't, but now I kind of want a food scale.
PapaBear
03-05-2012, 07:09 PM
I totally can't handle coffee anymore. One cup gives me the shakes.
jennysmurf
03-05-2012, 07:17 PM
I totally can't handle coffee anymore. One cup gives me the shakes.
Stop adding crack.
PapaBear
03-05-2012, 07:19 PM
Stop adding crack.
Crack is way too low class for me. I only used fancy drugs. I think my problem is that I drink too much. I can't handle caffein unless it has rum in it.
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 07:23 PM
Crack is way too low class for me. I only used fancy drugs.
Well la-di-da you elistist jerk.:dry:
Crispy123
03-05-2012, 07:40 PM
some people check their twitter like once every 6 months. Thats cray yo! :wacko:
Misteriosa
03-05-2012, 07:41 PM
:rolleyes:
StanUpshaw
03-05-2012, 07:44 PM
My right thumb started hurting like a muthafuck a few hours ago for no apperant reason. Certain movements cause very intense pain. What the fuck is up with that?
Thumbs update?
PapaBear
03-05-2012, 07:46 PM
Thumbs update?
The severe pain went away in a couple of days. Lingering pain was gone in a little over a week.
Crispy123
03-05-2012, 08:25 PM
The severe pain went away in a couple of days. Lingering pain was gone in a little over a week.
linger longer
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?groupid=283&dateline=1261167119
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 09:13 PM
I'm watching Adult Swim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) and they cut away for a weekly emergency broadcast but before they cut to the emergency screen they put it on a local channel that had a guy in a dark room staring. I was concerned.
Chigworthy
03-05-2012, 09:20 PM
I'm watching Adult Swim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) and they cut away for a weekly emergency broadcast but before they cut to the emergency screen they put it on a local channel that had a guy in a dark room staring. I was concerned.
Probably just a test run for the rollout of the next false flag event.
StanUpshaw
03-05-2012, 09:25 PM
Probably just a test run for the rollout of the next false flag event.
Good thing I got that pallet of Chef Boyardee and Soviet surplus ghillie suits for the whole family.
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 09:31 PM
Good thing I got that pallet of Chef Boyardee and Soviet surplus ghillie suits for the whole family.
I have half a bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage and a Skor bar.
StanUpshaw
03-05-2012, 09:32 PM
Why do my dog's ears smell so good?
StanUpshaw
03-05-2012, 09:33 PM
I have half a bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage and a Skor bar.
http://i.imgur.com/LmD60.jpg
keithy_19
03-05-2012, 09:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LmD60.jpg
Can't win 'em all.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:55 AM
Can't win 'em all.
Or can you? Depends on how you look at it.
cougarjake13
03-06-2012, 09:54 AM
Why do my dog's ears smell so good?
Bc they can't reach em with their mouths after licking their asses
realmenhatelife
03-06-2012, 11:38 AM
Ladies, the taller the boots the bigger your ass looks.
Chigworthy
03-06-2012, 05:19 PM
Ladies, the taller the boots the bigger your ass looks.
It's like a magical ass powerup.
IamFogHat
03-06-2012, 05:50 PM
The new Quiznos Lobster and Seafood Salad Sub cannot be a thing that is good and ends well, right?
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 06:10 PM
The new Quiznos Lobster and Seafood Salad Sub cannot be a thing that is good and ends well, right?
No, but I must have it. I MUST. I will be dreadfully sorry though. Such a vicious cycle.
IamFogHat
03-06-2012, 06:12 PM
No, but I must have it. I MUST. I will be dreadfully sorry though. Such a vicious cycle.
Yeah we're on the same page there. I only needed to hear one other person to say it. I'll report back tomorrow with the results. :unsure:
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 06:15 PM
Yeah we're on the same page there. I only needed to hear one other person to say it. I'll report back tomorrow with the results. :unsure:
Godspeed, my friend.:glurps:
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 06:34 PM
Yeah we're on the same page there. I only needed to hear one other person to say it. I'll report back tomorrow with the results. :unsure:
You're gonna violently poop.
Godspeed, my friend.:glurps:
He's gonna violently poop.
IamFogHat
03-06-2012, 06:37 PM
You're gonna violently poop.
He's gonna violently poop.
I'm taking one for the team.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 06:44 PM
I'm taking one for the team.
Not for me. Seafood is awful.
But you are taking one for Ms. Smurf, and she's much better than me.
IamFogHat
03-06-2012, 06:46 PM
Not for me. Seafood is awful.
But you are taking one for Ms. Smurf, and she's much better than me.
There's a lot of things I would take for her, young man.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 06:56 PM
There's a lot of things I would take for her, young man.
It must really uncomfortable for her to be here sometimes.
IamFogHat
03-06-2012, 07:07 PM
It must really uncomfortable for her to be here sometimes.
Your honesty makes the fun we have take an uncomfortable turn sometimes...
deliciousV
03-06-2012, 07:11 PM
You're gonna violently poop.
He's gonna violently poop.
:lol::lol::lol:
Crispy_Mobile
03-06-2012, 07:12 PM
I ate dick onstage big time tonite.
Misteriosa
03-06-2012, 07:18 PM
I ate dick onstage big time tonite.
sorry, kid.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:21 PM
I ate dick onstage big time tonite.
You should probably go to a different kind of club.
And you'll get 'em next time.
sailor
03-06-2012, 07:25 PM
I've never gotten anything from Quiznos that wasn't wildly disappointing.
StanUpshaw
03-06-2012, 07:27 PM
I've never gotten anything from Quiznos that wasn't wildly disappointing.
Quiznos is the Crispy of sandwich shops.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:28 PM
It must really uncomfortable for her to be here sometimes.
It is...a bit. But mostly because I'm hiding my true identity. (I'm not really a Smurf.)
I'm actually that lady from My 600lb life on TLC.
Crispy_Mobile
03-06-2012, 07:28 PM
It was a contest that was designed to get everyone out of their comfort zone. I started strong but went limpdick. I learned alot but i ate it hard in front of the judges who are some of the big local comics that i respect. O well, thanx guys, ur right keithy i'll bring it strong next time.
Crispy_Mobile
03-06-2012, 07:33 PM
Smelly exploding cunt farts.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:34 PM
It is...a bit. But mostly because I'm hiding my true identity. (I'm not really a Smurf.)
I was tempted to make that your mod quote, but I refrained.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:34 PM
I was tempted to make that your mod quote, but I refrained.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.:wub:
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:35 PM
I mean keithy!
Misti, me, whatever. The sentiment is the same.
Btw, you probably had to eat dick because yours was limp. Something to think about next time you get on stage:wink:
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:36 PM
You're a gentleman and a scholar.:wub:
:wub:
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 07:36 PM
You're a gentleman and a scholar.:wub:
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like seafood. He's like Gvac light.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:36 PM
I'm watching Rodney Dangerfield's Biography. I forgot he was in Natural Born Killers-he was awesome in that part. So crazy and weird.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:37 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like seafood. He's like Gvac light.
How does he feel about cheese?
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 07:37 PM
I'm watching Rodney Dangerfield's Biography. I forgot he was in Natural Born Killers-he was awesome in that part. So crazy and weird.
And he had a seriously fucked up childhood. I've seen that bio. It's good.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:41 PM
How does he feel about cheese?
I like cheese.
And I don't mind shrimp though they are such disgusting creatures. I won't eat lobster and crab for that reason.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:44 PM
And he had a seriously fucked up childhood. I've seen that bio. It's good.
And he smoke the wacky tobacky to the end! What a guy!
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 07:45 PM
And I don't mind shrimp though they are such disgusting creatures. I won't eat lobster and crab for that reason.
That's like saying you don't like steak because cows fart alot!
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 07:47 PM
That's like saying you don't like steak because cows fart alot!
Word. Although I won't eat carp. They's trashy.
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 07:48 PM
Word. Although I won't eat carp. They's trashy.
Mexicans won't eat carp.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 07:54 PM
That's like saying you don't like steak because cows fart alot!
I guess it helps that I don't have to crack open the exoskeleton of a cow in order to eat it.
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 07:55 PM
I guess it helps that I don't have to crack open the exoskeleton of a cow in order to eat it.
That would be awesome.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 08:00 PM
Mexicans won't eat carp.
I'm no Mexican! (Not that there's anything wrong with that....:unsure:)
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 08:02 PM
I guess it helps that I don't have to crack open the exoskeleton of a cow in order to eat it.
I have to admit that I won't eat something if it looks like it did when it was alive. I love crab meat, but I won't crack one open to get it. Same for shrimp--I won't sit there and eat a pile of it while pulling off it's legs and shell. *shivers*
StanUpshaw
03-06-2012, 08:05 PM
I have to admit that I won't eat something if it looks like it did when it was alive. I love crab meat, but I won't crack one open to get it. Same for shrimp--I won't sit there and eat a pile of it while pulling off it's legs and shell. *shivers*
They change color...isn't that enough for you?
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 08:06 PM
Ever eaten frog legs? I can see that one freaking you two out. I love them, but I've only had them a couple of times. A buddy of mine cooked some for me that he caught. They sometimes have them at Food Lion, but they're from China. I don't trust eating frog legs from China.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 08:06 PM
They change color...isn't that enough for you?
Nope. I'm a fancy girl, I have others dismember my food.
jennysmurf
03-06-2012, 08:08 PM
Ever eaten frog legs? I can see that one freaking you two out. I love them, but I've only had them a couple of times. A buddy of mine cooked some for me that he caught. They sometimes have them at Food Lion, but they're from China. I don't trust eating frog legs from China.
I have. They had been pulled apart and fried, so they looked like chicken legs. I only ate one before I creeped myself out. Tasted pretty good, though.
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 08:25 PM
I saw something tonight I didn't know existed. At the local Courtyard Marriott there were at least six of these in the parking lot...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2466/3838676268_0e7930e09e.jpg
I had no idea the Dept. of Homeland Security had it's own Federal Police Dept. I just assumed they used the FBI for law enforcement. I bet these guys could arrest you for damn near anything they wanted to.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 08:33 PM
Nope. I'm a fancy girl, I have others dismember my food.
:wub:
StanUpshaw
03-06-2012, 08:33 PM
I saw something tonight I didn't know existed. At the local Courtyard Marriott there were at least six of these in the parking lot...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2466/3838676268_0e7930e09e.jpg
I had no idea the Dept. of Homeland Security had it's own Federal Police Dept. I just assumed they used the FBI for law enforcement. I bet these guys could arrest you for damn near anything they wanted to.
http://i.imgur.com/rMfEx.jpg
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 08:54 PM
I just looked them up. Turns out their juristiction is Federal property. They're probably here because of all of the recent facilities in the area (ie FEMA and the soon to be built FBI records facility). Though I would prefer the Government house them at a more affordable hotel than Marriott.
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 08:58 PM
But now I'm probably on a "watch list" for looking this info up.
Attention Homeland Security people... I just want you to buy pizza. Preferably from me. And since you're obviously on a nice expense account, please tip well.
Crispy123
03-06-2012, 09:03 PM
We have a lot of Federal agencies near me and yeah they patrol NASA and the Federal courthouse in Orlando. They don't do much else unless the President or somebody big comes in town.
PapaBear
03-06-2012, 09:06 PM
They don't do much else unless the President or somebody big comes in town.
I wonder if we'll ever have a midget President.
Crispy123
03-06-2012, 09:07 PM
I wonder if we'll ever have a midget President.
you just blew my fucking mind.
keithy_19
03-06-2012, 09:13 PM
I wonder if we'll ever have a midget President.
:lol::lol::lol:
StanUpshaw
03-06-2012, 09:16 PM
I wonder if we'll ever have a midget President.
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deliciousV
03-06-2012, 09:48 PM
I wonder if we'll ever have a midget President.
I fucking hope so! Every time they play his music I'll say "hail to the thing" and everybody will laugh and love me.
sailor
03-07-2012, 06:19 AM
'bout time for a listening thread, no?
disneyspy
03-07-2012, 06:24 AM
i'd start one but since we're not allowed to post videos,pics or soundclips let it die and with it, this place,nero
follow me on twitter @ronfezlisteningthread
Misteriosa
03-07-2012, 06:31 AM
i'd start one but since we're not allowed to post videos,pics or soundclips let it die and with it, this place,nero
follow me on twitter @ronfezlisteningthread
this is the second time ive heard this said in the last 24 hours. what did i miss? :annoyed:
underdog
03-07-2012, 06:33 AM
this is the second time ive heard this said in the last 24 hours. what did i miss? :annoyed:
neither you or sailor know what anyone is talking about with that.
seems like a ploy by them.
disneyspy
03-07-2012, 06:34 AM
neither you or sailor know what anyone is talking about with that.
seems like a ploy by them.
says the ring leader
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