Random Thoughts

[spoon]

Did it in 99 and have better than 20/20 in both eyes to this day. Do it and use the fsa for it.

[PapaBear]

Did it in 99 and have better than 20/20 in both eyes to this day. Do it and use the fsa for it.
I'm no animal. I have an HSA.

[spoon]

Same thing silly.

[PapaBear]

Same thing silly.
Nope. You don't have to spend the HSA by the end of the year. It's mine forever.

[PapaBear]

I can't believe it. I'm talking insurance, and Jenny hasn't shown up yet. Maybe I should tell her about the life insurance.

[cougarjake13]

I'm getting tired of constantly having to clean my glasses. I'm thinking of checking into how much my insurance covers Lasik. Anyone here ever try it?

Im too worried that they'll blind me and it's not that much a pain in the ass to take 5 seconds and pop in my contacts to risk it

[boobieman]

Why can't I get a refill on the Z-pak..doc such a pain...

SSYEYAYAA

[spoon]

Bc it is a set timed antibiotic and the class overall has been widely abused for viral infections which z packs do nothing for.

[jennysmurf]

I can't believe it. I'm talking insurance, and Jenny hasn't shown up yet. Maybe I should tell her about the life insurance.

*Squiggy voice* Hellooooooo.....

[jennysmurf]

I'm at O'Hare, waiting to go back to San Francisco. I missed my connection by mere minutes. I ran like an idiot to try and make it, only to be denied. On the bright side, they upgraded me to first class for my trouble! I's fancy now!

[newport king]

I'm at O'Hare, waiting to go back to San Francisco. I missed my connection by mere minutes. I ran like an idiot to try and make it, only to be denied. On the bright side, they upgraded me to first class for my trouble! I's fancy now!

Never let anyone see you run in public.

[jennysmurf]

Never let anyone see you run in public.

Too late. It wasn't pretty.

[realmenhatelife]

The girls unleashed.

[cougarjake13]

And you know there's video


Quick Linky search for ohare int'l

[PapaBear]

I'm at O'Hare, waiting to go back to San Francisco. I missed my connection by mere minutes. I ran like an idiot to try and make it, only to be denied. On the bright side, they upgraded me to first class for my trouble! I's fancy now!
The FB pics look FANCY! But I saw no hot towel. Why no hot towel?

[jennysmurf]

The FB pics look FANCY! But I saw no hot towel. Why no hot towel?

I got the hot towel. It was fantastic. I don't know how I'll go back to coach after this.

[PapaBear]

I got the hot towel. It was fantastic. I don't know how I'll go back to coach after this.
I can't even comprend how you can fly so much. You do realize, all that flying happens WAY THE FUCK UP IN THE AIR... RIGHT? Fuck the Wright Brothers!

[jennysmurf]

I can't even comprend how you can fly so much. You do realize, all that flying happens WAY THE FUCK UP IN THE AIR... RIGHT? Fuck the Wright Brothers!

It's the best way to get places that are far away. Everyone I visit lives on the other side of the country from me.

[spoon]

I can't even comprend how you can fly so much. You do realize, all that flying happens WAY THE FUCK UP IN THE AIR... RIGHT? Fuck the Wright Brothers!

like those two hicks every got more than a meter off the ground!

they basically fell a TOUCH slower than normal

[jennysmurf]

I'm gonna sleep in so hard, my bed is gonna need counselling to recover.

[PapaBear]

like those two hicks every got more than a meter off the ground!

they basically fell a TOUCH slower than normal
Fucking Ohio! Toss in a touch of the Carolinas! :furious:

[spoon]

what the hell is going on with you and Ohio?

[PapaBear]

what the hell is going on with you and Ohio?
I've only been there once. That one time was a somewhat positive experience. Cincinnati airport had a smoking lounge, and cheap food. Other than that, I can never pick an Ohio team to either win or lose. Oh... And I was totally POSITIVE they'd win the Super Bowl in '81. I do, however, appreciate Cleveland for sending Earnest Byner to Washington. That worked out pretty well.

[sailor]

I got the hot towel. It was fantastic. I don't know how I'll go back to coach after this.

Turn right or sumthin.

[realmenhatelife]

I signed up for a free amazon prime trial for 30 days and I have absolutely not desire to go through and create a streaming queue. It's not a very intuitive set up.

[realmenhatelife]

Ordered me an electric razor with an extendable handle. No more just shaving the very top of my back for me.

[jennysmurf]

Ordered me an electric razor with an extendable handle. No more just shaving the very top of my back for me.

So are you going to get creative with it?

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[realmenhatelife]

One day you'll find a guy who writes your name in his backhair.

[jennysmurf]

One day you'll find a guy who writes your name in his backhair.

A girl can dream....

[realmenhatelife]

I tell you though back and shoulder hair is so downy I feel like I should throw it outside for the squirrels to make winter nests.

[jennysmurf]

I tell you though back and shoulder hair is so downy I feel like I should throw it outside for the squirrels to make winter nests.

They'd have the hottest nest in town!

[realmenhatelife]

A girl can dream....

No.

[spoon]

so gross

[realmenhatelife]

I dont like it when people anthropomorphize (probably a more appropriate word I'm not thinking of) babies.

The two big ones are sexually "Oh he's such a flirt, look at him flirt." or "Oh I think you're 8 month old has a little crush on my 9 month old because we put them on the floor near eachother and then took a picture of it."


Or sports wise. RE: you've put your baby in a onesie of a sports team you like and then posted about how they're rooting for the Baltimore Ravens, or one of your twins is in an Eagles bib and the other one is in a Cowboys bib and you comment "oh no, they'll never get along!"

[deliciousV]

Nuh Huh!

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[keithy_19]

I dont like it when people anthropomorphize (probably a more appropriate word I'm not thinking of) babies.

The two big ones are sexually "Oh he's such a flirt, look at him flirt." or "Oh I think you're 8 month old has a little crush on my 9 month old because we put them on the floor near eachother and then took a picture of it."


Or sports wise. RE: you've put your baby in a onesie of a sports team you like and then posted about how they're rooting for the Baltimore Ravens, or one of your twins is in an Eagles bib and the other one is in a Cowboys bib and you comment "oh no, they'll never get along!"

When my mom was pregnant with me I kicked a Rangers fan through her stomach.

[keithy_19]

I dont like it when people anthropomorphize (probably a more appropriate word I'm not thinking of) babies.


Humanize?

[spoon]

When my mom was pregnant with me I kicked a Rangers fan through her stomach.

good baby!

[realmenhatelife]

I just read that the two dudes formed The Hold Steady sitting around watching The Last Waltz and the one asked the other "why aren't there bands like this anymore?" If only the other dude would've said "you mean boring fucking gasbags?"

[jennysmurf]

I just read that the two dudes formed The Hold Steady sitting around watching The Last Waltz and the one asked the other "why aren't there bands like this anymore?" If only the other dude would've said "you mean boring fucking gasbags?"

:laugh: I read yesterday that Stone Temple Pilots formed when Scott Weiland and Robert DeLeo were chatting about their girlfriends at a Black Flag concert, and realized they were dating the same girl.

[realmenhatelife]

That is funny. One of my my favorite things Tom Scharpling ever said was "The Band is music that Canadian Civil War reenactors listen to on their way to the battlefield"

[jennysmurf]

That is funny. One of my my favorite things Tom Scharpling ever said was "The Band is music that Canadian Civil War reenactors listen to on their way to the battlefield"

I clipped an article years ago that said the army blasts Matchbox 20 at insurgents to torture and enrage them. :happy:

[spoon]

makes sense

[realmenhatelife]

I've never seen 500 days of summer, I'm pretty sure I'd hate it. Anyway I went to listen to a song that turns out is on the sound track and that made me read the wikipedia for the sake of derision.

So, Joseph Gordon Levitt is trained as an architect but works at a greeting card company. Like thats his consolation prize, the job he gets easily with presumably no experience because he cant hack it as an architect. I'll bet writing greeting cards is a way harder job to get than architect because there are way less greeting card companies and way more people with liberal arts degrees who will justify that they are qualified.

Then, at the end, he starts applying for architect jobs. Like oh boy thats the only reason I didn't become an architect, I didn't apply for the jobs and get my foot in the door. What fucking world do these writers live in? Get off your asses, over educated americans, did you ever think of applying for those jobs you cant get?

[sailor]

I've never seen 500 days of summer, I'm pretty sure I'd hate it. Anyway I went to listen to a song that turns out is on the sound track and that made me read the wikipedia for the sake of derision.

So, Joseph Gordon Levitt is trained as an architect but works at a greeting card company. Like thats his consolation prize, the job he gets easily with presumably no experience because he cant hack it as an architect. I'll bet writing greeting cards is a way harder job to get than architect because there are way less greeting card companies and way more people with liberal arts degrees who will justify that they are qualified.

Then, at the end, he starts applying for architect jobs. Like oh boy thats the only reason I didn't become an architect, I didn't apply for the jobs and get my foot in the door. What fucking world do these writers live in? Get off your asses, over educated americans, did you ever think of applying for those jobs you cant get?

I like Zooey. I enjoyed it.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet my dad liked it. He really likes Juno.

[sailor]

I'll bet my dad liked it. He really likes Juno.

Never saw it. Is your issue the cute, quirky or sweet aspect of those movies,

[realmenhatelife]

Never saw it. Is your issue the cute, quirky or sweet aspect of those movies,

The cuteness of 500 days of summer is a turn off. The vapidness.

Juno I thought the dialogue was a bit much. Very affected. But Juno bugs me for how toothless and commercial they have to make it. Oh isn't this exactly the type of girl that gets pregnant in high school. I get it, but its a little insulting.

Its the perfect metaphor to have Ellen Page resing the line 'we sure are cute for two ugly people' because this is who really does that song.

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[CountryBob]

Id like to bang E Page - her tiny body turns me on

[sailor]

Id like to bang E Page - her tiny body turns me on


RMHL just needs to relax a bit, right?

[jennysmurf]

RMHL just needs to relax a bit, right?

No, no, cause then he'd lose his side job of turning coal into diamonds with his tight asshole.

[spoon]

Ass diamonds...dspy's favorite.

[realmenhatelife]

No, no, cause then he'd lose his side job of turning coal into diamonds with his tight asshole.

Oh you dream about it but it isn't going to happen.

[keithy_19]

I just read that the two dudes formed The Hold Steady sitting around watching The Last Waltz and the one asked the other "why aren't there bands like this anymore?" If only the other dude would've said "you mean boring fucking gasbags?"

I really, really like them.

[PapaBear]

I giggle every time I see the name Dick Wolf at the end of every Law & Order SVU.

[realmenhatelife]

I really, really like them.

I dont like Bruce Springsteen and I'm pretty fatigued by 'lyrically dense punk' bands. Sometimes the references really come off as just throwing out catch phrases for people to yell 'whooo' at.

My relationship with music always begins impressionistically. So story telling and heavy craft dont appeal to me. And my experience in punk, what I always thought of as the filter that turns this into that, is a reaction against classic rock. That and DIY. So its a little spoiled for me.

[deliciousV]

So, angry grunts set to power chords does it for you?

[realmenhatelife]

It doesnt hurt. But I like music that has production value, and vocal clarity, and lyrical story telling too, but I'm not won over purely by virtuosity. I just specifically dislike classic rock so a punk band that says 'we're the classic rock punk band' I'm not going to enjoy because I already dont like the foundation it's built on.

Like the Spam Diner skit from Monty Python. I dont like Spam. Well it doesn't have much spam in it....

[PapaBear]

I got a promotion at work yesterday. On my way home, I stopped by the pizza shop where I worked for over 10 years, previous to my current job. There was a sticker on the door from the city. They were shut down for failure to pay taxes. The whole place was empty. I guess it's good that I got a real job.

[PapaBear]

I'm watching a show on the History Channel right now. They mentioned 9/11. I looked up at the TV, and the time was 9:11. :ohmy:

[A.J.]

I'm watching a show on the History Channel right now. They mentioned 9/11. I looked up at the TV, and the time was 9:11. :ohmy:

I blame Bush/Cheney for that.

[sailor]

I got a promotion at work yesterday. On my way home, I stopped by the pizza shop where I worked for over 10 years, previous to my current job. There was a sticker on the door from the city. They were shut down for failure to pay taxes. The whole place was empty. I guess it's good that I got a real job.

Congrats x2! Sorry you went hungry though.

[PapaBear]

Congrats x2! Sorry you went hungry though.
I was really hoping to get a good deal on some food for the co-workers who gave me good evaluations for the promotion. Oh, well. I guess I'll pay full price somewhere else.

[realmenhatelife]

I was really hoping to get a good deal on some food for the co-workers who gave me good evaluations for the promotion. Oh, well. I guess I'll pay full price somewhere else.

You could do that but wouldn't this be the ideal time for you to bring your big boot of new power down on their fragile throats?

[PapaBear]

I blame Bush/Cheney for that.
Doesn't surprise me. Cheney probably proclaimed that, whenever the time is 9:11, at least one cable channel must mention 9/11.

[realmenhatelife]

Its impossible to see a person walking with a cane without evaluating if you think they actually need it.

[PapaBear]

Its impossible to see a person walking with a cane without evaluating if you think they actually need it.
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[PapaBear]

You could do that but wouldn't this be the ideal time for you to bring your big boot of new power down on their fragile throats?
I got promoted to the same position they have. All but one, that is. And she's my boss.

[realmenhatelife]

I got promoted to the same position they have. All but one, that is. And she's my boss.

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[keithy_19]

The Discover card commercial with the twin sisters talking on the phone confuses me. The one should see that it's her sister when she looks up the card information. Unless they are some how estranged which also doesn't make sense because they seem to have a very cheery relationship and speak of their common phrases as an occurence that happens regulary rather than making it seem like it's something in the past.

Maybe I'm just reading into this way to much...

[sailor]

The Discover card commercial with the twin sisters talking on the phone confuses me. The one should see that it's her sister when she looks up the card information. Unless they are some how estranged which also doesn't make sense because they seem to have a very cheery relationship and speak of their common phrases as an occurence that happens regulary rather than making it seem like it's something in the past.

Maybe I'm just reading into this way to much...

Too much reading into. It's a series of commercials where it's the same person on both ends of the call (some nonsense about how they treat you like you'd treat yourself).

[Dude!]

a moderator should teach keithy
how to embed a commercial from youtube

[deliciousV]

a moderator should teach keithy
how to embed a commercial from youtube

he is just a young man of 19, he'll figure it out. You know how these kids are with their technology . the google earthing and the texting of spams.

[keithy_19]

Too much reading into. It's a series of commercials where it's the same person on both ends of the call (some nonsense about how they treat you like you'd treat yourself).

I know the point of the commercials, but this particular one just doesn't make sense due to the points I gave.

And I would have embeded the commericial but I figured that everyone has seen it cause it's all over the place. You simmer down Dude! or I'll find a way to make you wish you were never born. (I won't. I'm happy you contribute to the board.):innocent:

[jennysmurf]

You simmer down Dude! or I'll find a way to make you wish you were never born. (I won't. I'm happy you contribute to the board.):innocent:

Right? Unfortunately, we have to take what we can get around here anymore.

[PapaBear]

The commercial doesn't imply that she has gotten far enough into the call to get her card information. The customer just calls to ask why her credit score is on her bill. The customer service person wouldn't need any personal information to answer that question. With most cards, cable companies, etc, you have to enter your information before you ever get a live person. But if I remember correctly, every time I've called Discover It, it goes straight to a live person. One who speaks English, and is very friendly and helpful. It's really quite impressive.

[realmenhatelife]

It takes 3 days for Best Buy to reply to my complaint with an auto generated form letter.

[realmenhatelife]

Also here's a little cautionary tale. I believe very much that if you like music it's a really good idea to expose yourself to a stream of music that isn't curated especially for you. It's important to hear new things you may or may not like, just to get yourself out there.

In this way I heard some Courtney Barnett songs. I took a look and she was playing a little bar in town back in December. I didn't go, I liked her but not enough to go see her.

Late December Early January she stepped up into the next level of curation and went into heavy rotation on XM, public radio and major music blog outlets like Pitchfork.

Next month she's playing the biggest (by capacity) club in town and it's sold out already.

So if you are hearing her on XPN and said man I want to see her darn it sold out... Just by exposing yourself to one step higher in obscurity, which invites a lot more shit you wont like, you could've seen her back at that bar which I know did not sell out and you would've been able to probably talk to her, buy her a drink and honest to go half the time these people are looking for floors to sleep on.

It's just funny how quickly that turns around.

[PapaBear]

I really shouldn't be trying to eat 20 wings, but they come in packs of 10, and I wanted more than 10. Well, now I have 4 left and I'm fairly stuffed. But what the fuck am I going to do with 4 leftover wings? I'm going to give it ten minutes or so of rest, then do the right thing.

[jennysmurf]

I really shouldn't be trying to eat 20 wings, but they come in packs of 10, and I wanted more than 10. Well, now I have 4 left and I'm fairly stuffed. But what the fuck am I going to do with 4 leftover wings? I'm going to give it ten minutes or so of rest, then do the right thing.

That's what a real man would do. I applaud you sir. This also applies to pizza rolls.

[jennysmurf]

Also here's a little cautionary tale. I believe very much that if you like music it's a really good idea to expose yourself to a stream of music that isn't curated especially for you. It's important to hear new things you may or may not like, just to get yourself out there.

In this way I heard some Courtney Barnett songs. I took a look and she was playing a little bar in town back in December. I didn't go, I liked her but not enough to go see her.

Late December Early January she stepped up into the next level of curation and went into heavy rotation on XM, public radio and major music blog outlets like Pitchfork.

Next month she's playing the biggest (by capacity) club in town and it's sold out already.

So if you are hearing her on XPN and said man I want to see her darn it sold out... Just by exposing yourself to one step higher in obscurity, which invites a lot more shit you wont like, you could've seen her back at that bar which I know did not sell out and you would've been able to probably talk to her, buy her a drink and honest to go half the time these people are looking for floors to sleep on.

It's just funny how quickly that turns around.

This is too deep and profound for the random thoughts thread. Therefore, I will ignore it.

[deliciousV]

That's what a real man would do. I applaud you sir. This also applies to pizza rolls.

I've never been in the presence of so many pizza rolls that I didn't feel like I could eat them all.

[jennysmurf]

I've never been in the presence of so many pizza rolls that I didn't feel like I could eat them all.

I want that to happen. I would be so happy if I were surrounded by pizza rolls.

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[realmenhatelife]

I've never been in the presence of so many pizza rolls that I didn't feel like I could eat them all.

I've only ever been around so many pizza rolls that I felt like I couldn't eat them all.


Wings on the other hand, are delicious.

[jennysmurf]

I've only ever been around so many pizza rolls that I felt like I couldn't eat them all.


Wings on the other hand, are delicious.

You are the worst. Sailor used to be the worst, but now it's you.

[deliciousV]

I've only ever been around so many pizza rolls that I felt like I couldn't eat them all.


Wings on the other hand, are delicious.

Wazzat?

[realmenhatelife]

You are the worst. Sailor used to be the worst, but now it's you.

We're both better than pizza rolls.

[jennysmurf]

We're both better than pizza rolls.

There's nothing better than pizza rolls!

[A.J.]

There's nothing better than pizza rolls!

This guy agrees! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85837&highlight=phantom+menace)

[keithy_19]

Eating sushi off of a girl is just disgusting. Why not just eat her out?

[realmenhatelife]

This guy agrees! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85837&highlight=phantom+menace)

Plunkett is Jenny Jenny is Plunkett

[jennysmurf]

I'm going to have to go to the store and get pizza rolls now. Dang it.

[deliciousV]

I'm going to have to go to the store and get pizza rolls now. Dang it.

it's always so hard to wait for them to cool, like little pouches of tasty lava. I bite a corner off of each side so they'll cool faster.

[jennysmurf]

it's always so hard to wait for them to cool, like little pouches of tasty lava. I bite a corner off of each side so they'll cool faster.

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[A.J.]

Eating sushi off of a girl is just disgusting. Why not just eat her out?

Sometimes the sushi is "fresher".

[CountryBob]

Eating sushi off of a girl is just disgusting. Why not just eat her out?

I'm going to have to go to the store and get pizza rolls now. Dang it.

im gonna have to go to the corner and get a whore - dang it

[deliciousV]

im gonna have to go to the corner and get a whore - dang it

is the mouth of a hollar really considered a corner?

[jennysmurf]

is the mouth of a hollar really considered a corner?

:laugh:

[sailor]

:laugh:

Y'all type funny.

[keithy_19]

Y'all type funny.

They are sure not as learned as us northerners.

[deliciousV]

They are sure not as learned as us northerners.

Nah, we just learned some different stuff than y'all done learn't.

[keithy_19]

Nah, we just learned some different stuff than y'all done learn't.

:lol:

The south will rise again, brotha.

Btw, my brother's fiance is from Virginia. I love her twang. So if her, you, C_BOB, and the fine folks at Cracker Barrels I've visited down in the south are any indincation, you may be on to something.

And holy smokes I'm pretty drunk. On northern beer. Is there a southern beer?

[realmenhatelife]

I feel like maybe I'm the only person who gets how bad Jimmy Fallon is.

[realmenhatelife]

:lol:

The south will rise again, brotha.

Btw, my brother's fiance is from Virginia. I love her twang. So if her, you, C_BOB, and the fine folks at Cracker Barrels I've visited down in the south are any indincation, you may be on to something.

And holy smokes I'm pretty drunk. On northern beer. Is there a southern beer?

Her poontwang? Better watch it.

[Dell]

:lol:

The south will rise again, brotha.

Btw, my brother's fiance is from Virginia. I love her twang. So if her, you, C_BOB, and the fine folks at Cracker Barrels I've visited down in the south are any indincation, you may be on to something.

And holy smokes I'm pretty drunk. On northern beer. Is there a southern beer?

St George brewery is in Virginia, right outside the back gate of NASA Langley Research Center...award winning and some of the best I've ever had

I'd compare it with Brooklyn Brewery beers...I hope they distribute up there

and Virginia women are "ladies in public and sluts in the bedroom"...and the twang changes region to region

[cougarjake13]

:lol:

The south will rise again, brotha.

Btw, my brother's fiance is from Virginia. I love her twang. So if her, you, C_BOB, and the fine folks at Cracker Barrels I've visited down in the south are any indincation, you may be on to something.

And holy smokes I'm pretty drunk. On northern beer. Is there a southern beer?



Theres breweries down here but I don't think its anthing distinctive that would differeniate it as a southern beer

[underdog]

Theres breweries down here but I don't think its anthing distinctive that would differeniate it as a southern beer

Cigar City.

[realmenhatelife]

When you're really super bored no radio station is ever playing good music. Like jesus everyone is playing downbeat shit today. If Ron and Fez were live they'd be doing another long december rick rolling bit.

[sailor]

When you're really super bored no radio station is ever playing good music. Like jesus everyone is playing downbeat shit today. If Ron and Fez were live they'd be doing another long december rick rolling bit.

Please, it's only January for a few more minutes.

[PapaBear]

Please, it's only January for a few more minutes.
Did I miss an inside joke, or are you on reverse sailor time? Twelve more hours! Not that I'm anxious for February... But it will be nice to be done with the "Janu-any-any" adds from fucking Subway.

[sailor]

Did I miss an inside joke, or are you on reverse sailor time? Twelve more hours! Not that I'm anxious for February... But it will be nice to be done with the "Janu-any-any" adds from fucking Subway.

No, just understatement. I'm just pointng out it's barely January still, let alone December.

[PapaBear]

No, just understatement. I'm just pointng out it's barely January still, let alone December.
All that said... Counting Crows sucked.

[jennysmurf]

All that said... Counting Crows sucked.

Do they suck more or less than the Subway Janu-any commercials?

[realmenhatelife]

Do they suck more or less than the Subway Janu-any commercials?

Way more.

[jennysmurf]

Way more.

I reckon. At least you only hear the Subway commercial in January.

[deliciousV]

Buncha damn music snobs, the lotta you.

[PapaBear]

I reckon. At least you only hear the Subway commercial in January.
Ah... Remember the days of yore (the last couple of years), when Janu-any was Febru-any? Three days less torture!

[PapaBear]

Buncha damn music snobs, the lotta you.
I'm sorry. I didn't know you like Subway jingles so much!

[jennysmurf]

Ah... Remember the days of yore (the last couple of years), when Janu-any was Febru-any? Three days less torture!

You don't think they'll do that to us, do you--continue with the same bit, just change the name? :help:


I'm sorry. I didn't know you like Subway jingles so much!

:laugh:

[sailor]

I reckon. At least you only hear the Subway commercial in January.

And CC in December. Evens out.

[deliciousV]

I'm sorry. I didn't know you like Subway jingles so much!

I do enjoy the occasional Sub-Club sandwich, but dispise the dumb jingles.

[jennysmurf]

And CC in December. Evens out.

I wish, I get to hear "Long December" all the time. Every radio station I listen to likes to sprinkle it in--that, and "Mr. Jones." I used to like them, but after the millionth listen, it gets stale.

[sailor]

I wish, I get to hear "Long December" all the time. Every radio station I listen to likes to sprinkle it in--that, and "Mr. Jones." I used to like them, but after the millionth listen, it gets stale.

I actually never hear them OR this commercial y'all are mentioning.

[PapaBear]

You don't think they'll do that to us, do you--continue with the same bit, just change the name? :help:
It was Feb to begin with. I don't know if they decided the Feb thing was just too damn hard to say, or the figured they'd pick a month with an extra few days.

[realmenhatelife]

I have never eaten subway or in a subway.

[jennysmurf]

I have never eaten subway or in a subway.

I worked at Subway as a "Sandwich Artist" all through college. I'd get a free sub every shift, which is probably what kept me alive.

[PapaBear]

I actually never hear them OR this commercial y'all are mentioning.
I think sailor is yokel bashing.

[deliciousV]

I wish, I get to hear "Long December" all the time. Every radio station I listen to likes to sprinkle it in--that, and "Mr. Jones." I used to like them, but after the millionth listen, it gets stale.

you have to go a little deeper, everybody tires of the hits. Check out Mrs. Potters Lullaby, Rain King.

[jennysmurf]

I think sailor is yokel bashing.

He's the worst.

[PapaBear]

I worked at Subway as a "Sandwich Artist" all through college. I'd get a free sub every shift, which is probably what kept me alive.
So much for the whole "starving artist" thing.

[jennysmurf]

you have to go a little deeper, everybody tires of the hits. Check out Mrs. Potters Lullaby, Rain King.

Meh, sounds like work. I like things handed to me--preferably on a silver platter.

[deliciousV]

I have never eaten subway or in a subway.

I'm sure you have better choices. We have place called Dagwoods that makes a decent sandwich, but it's more of a sit down place, and a 15 minute drive.

[jennysmurf]

So much for the whole "starving artist" thing.

If it weren't for the free sub, I would have starved. That, and 12-for-a-dollar ramen noodles at Kroger, kept me from eating my roommate.

[PapaBear]

you have to go a little deeper, everybody tires of the hits. Check out Mrs. Potters Lullaby, Rain King.
It's like you're asking me to go deeper into my memories of ear rape. I'm so glad I did enough drugs in the 90's to make that pain go away.

[deliciousV]

If it weren't for the free sub, I would have starved. That, and 12-for-a-dollar ramen noodles at Kroger, kept me from eating my roommate.

Hot!

another Mod quote you deserve but won't get.

[deliciousV]

It's like you're asking me to go deeper into my memories of ear rape. I'm so glad I did enough drugs in the 90's to make that pain go away.

Tasteless varment

[sailor]

I have never eaten subway or in a subway.

Both are fine. There are acceptable limits to the "in" that some people trample over.

[PapaBear]

Hot!

another Mod quote you deserve but won't get.
You'd be horrible at making mod quotes. And I still eat ramen noodles.

[deliciousV]

You'd be horrible at making mod quotes. And I still eat ramen noodles.

yeah, I blocked it off all wrong. (fixed it tho)

[jennysmurf]

You'd be horrible at making mod quotes. And I still eat ramen noodles.

Me too. Occasionally, I get a crazy craving for them. That, and those "Grandma's Cookies" that they used to have for 45 cents in the vending machine at the Fine Arts Building.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure you have better choices. We have place called Dagwoods that makes a decent sandwich, but it's more of a sit down place, and a 15 minute drive.

I've eaten plenty of wawa so it's not like I'm buying top rate hoagies every time.




At starbucks you get a drink every hour plus all the marked out food at the end of the night.

[sailor]

I think sailor is yokel bashing.

I say y'all all the time, actually.

[PapaBear]

Me too. Occasionally, I get a crazy craving for them. That, and those "Grandma's Cookies" that they used to have for 45 cents in the vending machine at the Fine Arts Building.
Sandwich Artist... Fine Arts Building... Are you leading to something? Are we going to see something unexpected from you, soon? EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!

[deliciousV]

Me too. Occasionally, I get a crazy craving for them. That, and those "Grandma's Cookies" that they used to have for 45 cents in the vending machine at the Fine Arts Building.

The granddaughter loves those, she's obviously been raised on shit food up to this point. We're having a hard time getting her to eat decent food. She prefers Raman, and Chef Boy-ar-dee to home cooking.

[jennysmurf]

Sandwich Artist... Fine Arts Building... Are you leading to something? Are we going to see something unexpected from you, soon? EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!

Silly buns, I was talking about stuff I ate in college. I was an art student in college, therefore spent much time at the Fine Arts Building. The only art I create nowadays though, is in the form of IPhone pics to send to unsuspecting people. :happy:

[Dell]

Silly buns, I was talking about stuff I ate in college. I was an art student in college, therefore spent much time at the Fine Arts Building. The only art I create nowadays though, is in the form of IPhone pics to send to unsuspecting people. :happy:

know how to get an Art major off your front porch...pay for the pizza


(standard joke from an engineering major to any other degree...:wink:)


edit: us engineers are pore spellyrs

[sailor]

Silly buns, I was talking about stuff I ate in college. I was an art student in college, therefore spent much time at the Fine Arts Building. The only art I create nowadays though, is in the form of IPhone pics to send to unsuspecting people. :happy:

Was it fab?

[jennysmurf]

Was it fab?

Totes.

[PapaBear]

no how to get an Art major off your front porch...pay for the pizza


(standard joke from an engineering major to any other degree...:wink:)
That joke only makes sense, if they are talking about what the two would doing AFTER college. But the reality is, the engineering majors probably told the joke while they were IN college.

[sailor]

Totes.

Get it?

[CountryBob]

where da fuck da show today? Some stupid football extravaganza on instead.
I get 5 mins to tune in and hear shit.

[sailor]

where da fuck da show today? Some stupid football extravaganza on instead.
I get 5 mins to tune in and hear shit.

Check the listening thread.

[CountryBob]

Check the listening thread.

found it

[jennysmurf]

Get it?

I'm thinking you meant "fab" as in "fabricate." Which, as an artist, I did fabricate many things--all of them very mediocre.

[PapaBear]

I'm thinking you meant "fab" as in "fabricate." Which, as an artist, I did fabricate many things--all of them very mediocre.
Mediocre is high art at Subway.

[sailor]

I'm thinking you meant "fab" as in "fabricate." Which, as an artist, I did fabricate many things--all of them very mediocre.

Fine arts building, silly.

[PapaBear]

Fine arts building, silly.
It's just Subway. It's not all that fine. But better than Quiznos.

[jennysmurf]

Fine arts building, silly.

My version was smarter. You should have gone with that.

[sailor]

My version was smarter. You should have gone with that.

Mine was sillier. You can use more of that.

[keithy_19]

Sometimes I'm really good at my job.

[PapaBear]

Sometimes I'm really good at my job.
Sometimes, I'm not. Like the other day... My coordinator asked me for a blank form. I handed her one that was already filled out. I felt humiliated.

[cougarjake13]

Sometimes, I'm not. Like the other day... My coordinator asked me for a blank form. I handed her one that was already filled out. I felt humiliated.


Fuck em if they cant take a joke

[keithy_19]

Sometimes, I'm not. Like the other day... My coordinator asked me for a blank form. I handed her one that was already filled out. I felt humiliated.

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

Sometimes I'm really good at my job.

Is your job being adorable?

[cougarjake13]

I seem to have a unhealthy fascination of living in a dystopian future

[sailor]

I seem to have a unhealthy fascination of living in a dystopian future

Removing the double-negative, you have a healthy fascination with living in a utopian future. Good for you!

[cougarjake13]

Interesting

[keithy_19]

Is your job being adorable?

It's just an additional thing I bring to my job.

[PapaBear]

Oh, joy! I just got done ordering a bunch of stuff to spruce up my daughter's laptop, and my youngest son gives me a call. He's stuck in a ditch, and the tow truck guy wanted $100! Why the HELL didn't his mom make sure he had roadside coverage? :furious:

[jennysmurf]

Oh, joy! I just got done ordering a bunch of stuff to spruce up my daughter's laptop, and my youngest son gives me a call. He's stuck in a ditch, and the tow truck guy wanted $100! Why the HELL didn't his mom make sure he had roadside coverage? :furious:

Cause she knew his Dad would rescue him? Hang in there, budday.

[spoon]

a hundo isn't so bad

[PapaBear]

a hundo isn't so bad
It's actually very bad around here. As it turns out, he let the cop call the tow truck. When that happens, you pretty much double the cost, over calling yourself. I let him know to call them himself from now one. Of course, it won't matter by then. His mom is putting his car on the roadside coverage she gets from the insurance company. She said she thought she had already done that.

[A.J.]

It's actually very bad around here. As it turns out, he let the cop call the tow truck. When that happens, you pretty much double the cost, over calling yourself. I let him know to call them himself from now one. Of course, it won't matter by then. His mom is putting his car on the roadside coverage she gets from the insurance company. She said she thought she had already done that.

That IS a lot for toothless Frederick County. :tongue:

[PapaBear]

That IS a lot for toothless Frederick County. :tongue:
It was actually in Albemarle County (Charlottesville).

[sailor]

It's actually very bad around here. As it turns out, he let the cop call the tow truck. When that happens, you pretty much double the cost, over calling yourself. I let him know to call them himself from now one. Of course, it won't matter by then. His mom is putting his car on the roadside coverage she gets from the insurance company. She said she thought she had already done that.

How much would roadside assistance have run? And how does one get stuck in a ditch?

[PapaBear]

How much would roadside assistance have run? And how does one get stuck in a ditch?
She probably could have added him to hers on her insurance for a couple of bucks a month at most. She just thought she already had. As for the ditch, I don't know the exact details, but two cars in front of him collided, and he swerved to avoid him. What he did must have been OK, because he didn't get a ticket.

What gets me is, when I called his mom the next morning to find out if he made it home OK, she had no idea what had happened. I told her, and her first response was "well he won't be driving again any time soon!" I was like... "Whoa... Hold on! He did EVERYTHING right!"

[sailor]

She probably could have added him to hers on her insurance for a couple of bucks a month at most. She just thought she already had. As for the ditch, I don't know the exact details, but two cars in front of him collided, and he swerved to avoid him. What he did must have been OK, because he didn't get a ticket.

What gets me is, when I called his mom the next morning to find out if he made it home OK, she had no idea what had happened. I told her, and her first response was "well he won't be driving again any time soon!" I was like... "Whoa... Hold on! He did EVERYTHING right!"

Ah, crazy all around. Never even considered other drivers. It sort of read like he ran into a ditch on his own. Glad he's ok.

[realmenhatelife]

I had a culturally insensitive weekend. I went to my favorite Mexican place and without thinking wore a shirt with a devil face on it. I sat down and this dude crossed himself. I felt very conspicuous. I was worried he was going to come over and start yelling at me in spanish in which I would have no way to explain our different cultural values.

[spoon]

He lives here and if he can't deal so what.

[cougarjake13]

Pregnant lyndsay czarniak looks extra fuckable

Guess the stereotype is true

[PapaBear]

Pregnant lyndsay czarniak looks extra fuckable

Guess the stereotype is true
I miss having her on NBC 4 every day. Not just because she's cute, but she was a good sports reporter.

[cougarjake13]

I miss having her on NBC 4 every day. Not just because she's cute, but she was a good sports reporter.



I agree shes not just some hot piece of ass they put on to talk about sports

she is of course but like you said shes more then just that

[PapaBear]

What the FUCK?! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/23/reid-fontaine-michael-jon_n_4840560.html)

There are 3 things that bother me about this story. First: There are actually people who fuck cows. Second: There are people who fuck cows with other people who fuck cows. Third: Medical experts think that doing a study, that reveals that cow fucking can give you penile cancer, could convince a cow fucker to not fuck cows.

[PapaBear]

It's nice to see Jeff Lynne getting jiggy with the youth of America!

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[realmenhatelife]

Wayne Coyne is the grimiest dude on the planet in my mind. I cant imagine how many rufies he was trying to slip her.

[sailor]

Mission accomplished.


(Horrible, tasteless joke based upon headlines of the day that I'm not dumb enough to post anywhere.)

[realmenhatelife]

I hate when you're listening to a music streaming service that limits your skips and you're not paying attention then halfway through a song you hate you realize its on and you have to decide do you waste a full skip on half a song or suffer through the rest of it.

[jennysmurf]

This season of Archer is still disappointing me. Something needs to happen soon.

[realmenhatelife]

This season of Archer is still disappointing me. Something needs to happen soon.

I thought the episode before the hiatus was good. Havent seen last night's yet.

[jennysmurf]

I thought the episode before the hiatus was good. Havent seen last night's yet.

That one was good, and encouraged me that they were finally getting in to it. But last night's episode just seemed to lack any kind of direction.

[realmenhatelife]

Zappos and Newegg have insane delivery times to my area, like the base delivery option is usually a 2 day delivery at the most. I ordered shoes around noon on Saturday and they were dropped off at my house at noon today (Monday.)

Is there any way for these companies to monetize priority shipping? I would never pay for expedited shipping from companies that are always so damn fast, somehow that feels like they're losing money. Could they just bluff it and hold onto my package if I get standard shipping, and release it immediately if I pay for the upgrade?

[sailor]

Zappos and Newegg have insane delivery times to my area, like the base delivery option is usually a 2 day delivery at the most. I ordered shoes around noon on Saturday and they were dropped off at my house at noon today (Monday.)

Is there any way for these companies to monetize priority shipping? I would never pay for expedited shipping from companies that are always so damn fast, somehow that feels like they're losing money. Could they just bluff it and hold onto my package if I get standard shipping, and release it immediately if I pay for the upgrade?

Are you right near a distribution center for them?

[realmenhatelife]

Are you right near a distribution center for them?

Zappos is Kentucky and Newegg is North Jersey. I think the Jersey location is new and Newegg was always very fast when the closest one was in Memphis.

It's taken longer for shit to get to me from the West Chester fedex hub which is about a half hour away.

[underdog]

Zappos and Newegg have insane delivery times to my area, like the base delivery option is usually a 2 day delivery at the most. I ordered shoes around noon on Saturday and they were dropped off at my house at noon today (Monday.)

Is there any way for these companies to monetize priority shipping? I would never pay for expedited shipping from companies that are always so damn fast, somehow that feels like they're losing money. Could they just bluff it and hold onto my package if I get standard shipping, and release it immediately if I pay for the upgrade?

These companies don't care. They're paying cents to move these packages. They're just going with whatever the cheapest carrier for that area for that type of service is.

Trying to hold packages longer to make more money on shipping will add to their storage costs, mess up their logistics, and add to product loss and damage. Their goal is to get the paid merchandise out of the building as fast as possible.

They're handing it off to fedex (or lasership or whoever), telling them this is the service we're paying for, and it's up to the shipping company to get it to you within that window.

If you're in a high volume area (like a city, or close to it), you're going to get the package right away. The carriers don't want the packages sitting longer than they have to, either. They're trying to maximize the route in your area, so if you're supposed to have it within 7 days, but some guy is going there tomorrow, it's probably going on the route.

The slow down with a lot of companies is usually the transfer across the country, or the business waiting for pickup. But companies like Amazon and Newegg hold so much power that they're #1 priority and their carriers pick up from their distro centers multiple times a day.

[underdog]

Also, quite a few carriers go direct from Amazon/Zappos/Newegg to you, especially in cities. It's easier to load a 53' trailer with goods, park it in a parking lot somewhere in a city, and distribute from there.

If you've been around NYC, you might have seen Fresh Direct guys parked on the streets. They just distribute from there, it's like a mobile warehouse.

[spoon]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/77452/the-more-you-know-o.gif

on shipping and distribution

[underdog]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/77452/the-more-you-know-o.gif

on shipping and distribution

Eh, it's what I do for a living. It's virtually the only thing I know.

[spoon]

Udog delivers!

[PapaBear]

Newegg has been coming out of Edison, NJ for years. They also send stuff from Kentucky. I used to use Newegg all the time, but I can almost always find what I'm looking for cheaper on Amazon. I still go to Newegg for the reviews, though. Amazon was always pretty quick, but now that I have Prime, it's always two days, and always free. Plus, I've been streaming a lot of movies from Prime, so the $79 a year really pays off.

[realmenhatelife]

I bought something off of ebay and it delivered from amazon prime, and I had bought it for cheaper than amazon had it. So I guess thats that cross distribution thing.

[PapaBear]

I bought something off of ebay and it delivered from amazon prime, and I had bought it for cheaper than amazon had it. So I guess thats that cross distribution thing.
Some sellers are on both sites.

[underdog]

Newegg has been coming out of Edison, NJ for years. They also send stuff from Kentucky. I used to use Newegg all the time, but I can almost always find what I'm looking for cheaper on Amazon. I still go to Newegg for the reviews, though. Amazon was always pretty quick, but now that I have Prime, it's always two days, and always free. Plus, I've been streaming a lot of movies from Prime, so the $79 a year really pays off.

I'll bounce back and forth between newegg and amazon. When I built my PC, I bought have from each place. It's random what is cheaper on each.

[PapaBear]

I just bought a replacement for my 2.2 cubic foot microwave on Amazon. It will be here Thursday. I don't know how they do that shit, but I'm glad they do.

[boobieman]

I just bought a replacement for my 2.2 cubic foot microwave on Amazon. It will be here Thursday. I don't know how they do that shit, but I'm glad they do.

Me too.they are the best..just hate to see the drone that will drop off your microwave.

SEYEYYA

[realmenhatelife]

This morning I remembered that like 10 years ago this guy told me "I'm going to do like a recorded radio show. Me and a few of my friends. I'm going to record it and just put it online."


Man, that guy was ahead of the game.

[PapaBear]

I just bought a replacement for my 2.2 cubic foot microwave on Amazon. It will be here Thursday. I don't know how they do that shit, but I'm glad they do.

Me too.they are the best..just hate to see the drone that will drop off your microwave.

SEYEYYA
They lied about it coming on Thursday. It's out for delivery right now. A little over 24 hours after ordering it.

[spoon]

Yah, but it's in the ukraine.

[boobieman]

They lied about it coming on Thursday. It's out for delivery right now. A little over 24 hours after ordering it.

That happens all the time with them..they over estimate the delivery date...now just make sure you feed the drone...they get a little bitchy sometimes.

SEYAYYAYAAA

[jennysmurf]

I want a whole day where I can just lay in bed and watch TV. I haven't had one of those in ages.:down:

[realmenhatelife]

I want a whole day where I can just lay in bed and watch TV. I haven't had one of those in ages.:down:

Get clinically depressed.

[jennysmurf]

Get clinically depressed.

That's easy enough, but I have too many bills to pay. Thinking about my bills not getting paid because I'm in bed all the time would keep me in a depression cycle--not relaxing.

[keithy_19]

That's easy enough, but I have too many bills to pay. Thinking about my bills not getting paid because I'm in bed all the time would keep me in a depression cycle--not relaxing.

That's why you get certified. You'll be so drugged you won't worry about anything!

[jennysmurf]

That's why you get certified. You'll be so drugged you won't worry about anything!

Wheeeeee!!!

[keithy_19]

Wheeeeee!!!

See! Better already.

[jennysmurf]

See! Better already.

I was faking it.

[spoon]

I was faking it.

he's used to that

[jennysmurf]

he's used to that

Poor Keithy. :laugh:

[PapaBear]

I find it hard to believe that ice cream is highly recommended to people who have had wisdom teeth extracted, when this cold drink is causing me so much pain with every sip. I even tried taking the ice out. I may have to go back to taking the hydrocodon.

[deliciousV]

I find it hard to believe that ice cream is highly recommended to people who have had wisdom teeth extracted, when this cold drink is causing me so much pain with every sip. I even tried taking the ice out. I may have to go back to taking the hydrocodon.

Well, most people have their wisdom teeth removed when they are really, really young, at a time in their innocent lives that Ice cream trumps Rum/pain pills.
At your advanced age, you pretty much have to wash down the Hydrocodone with Rum and Coke Zero,dare your liver to revolt.

[PapaBear]

Well, most people have their wisdom teeth removed when they are really, really young, at a time in their innocent lives that Ice cream trumps Rum/pain pills.
At your advanced age, you pretty much have to wash down the Hydrocodone with Rum and Coke Zero,dare your liver to revolt.
I wouldn't say "really really young". Wisdom teeth usually come out in the late teens to early 20's. I've decided to be good, and not mix the drugs with the alcohol. It's a little better now. I'm taking small sips to keep it all on the non extraction side of my mouth.

Those drugs were pretty weird for me. I never take any form of prescription pain killer, and I rarely take any over the counter ones either. The hc knocked me out pretty much right away.

[PapaBear]

And the main reason I gave into the pills (the pain wasn't really unbearable at the time), was because you're not supposed to smoke the first 24 hours. The pills made it easier to forget about smoking.

[deliciousV]

I wouldn't say "really really young". Wisdom teeth usually come out in the late teens to early 20's. I've decided to be good, and not mix the drugs with the alcohol. It's a little better now. I'm taking small sips to keep it all on the non extraction side of my mouth.

Those drugs were pretty weird for me. I never take any form of prescription pain killer, and I rarely take any over the counter ones either. The hc knocked me out pretty much right away.

pretty wonderful, right?

[jennysmurf]

Those drugs were pretty weird for me. I never take any form of prescription pain killer, and I rarely take any over the counter ones either. The hc knocked me out pretty much right away.

Man, I wish I had been there.

[PapaBear]

Man, I wish I had been there.
I'm much more fun when I'm awake.

[PapaBear]

I wish I could find the autobiographical song by WJFK intern Bitz. There's a new McDonald's commercial that really reminds me of it.

[jennysmurf]

I'm much more fun when I'm awake.

Yeah, but you won't let me do stuff to you when you're awake.

[PapaBear]

Yeah, but you won't let me do stuff to you when you're awake.
It's the rum you want for that.

[jennysmurf]

It's the rum you want for that.

Okee dokee, I'll add that to the list of things I need for the "happening" I'm planning.

[PapaBear]

Okee dokee, I'll add that to the list of things I need for the "happening" I'm planning.
You have a Go Bag, don't you?

[jennysmurf]

You have a Go Bag, don't you?

Pretty much. It's more of an underbed storage box, but yeah, same idea.

[spoon]

Does that meam she shits in a bag!?

[spoon]

Oh yah and i give this place a few more months.

[jennysmurf]

Does that meam she shits in a bag!?

That's what would be in any go bag I'd use for you.

[jennysmurf]

Oh yah and i give this place a few more months.

Such an optimist.

[PapaBear]

Such an optimist.
You're not being sarcastic, are you?

[jennysmurf]

You're not being sarcastic, are you?

I wish I was. :down: I have a bad feeling jon is seeing .net as an old car that takes too much effort to keep running, and he doesn't really even want it anymore anyway.

[spoon]

So hand off the place that was handed to you. He only ever gave a fuck about this place as an in to the show, and now it has lost that connection for as long as jon has lost interest...such a coincidence. Give the long standing site to pb, aj or anyone who gives a fuck and wants to keep it rolling before it loses its autopilot functioning as well.

[keithy_19]

So hand off the place that was handed to you. He only ever gave a fuck about this place as an in to the show, and now it has lost that connection for as long as jon has lost interest...such a coincidence. Give the long standing site to pb, aj, keithy or anyone who gives a fuck and wants to keep it rolling before it loses its autopilot functioning as well.

Fixed.

[ozzie]

I wish I could find the autobiographical song by WJFK intern Bitz. There's a new McDonald's commercial that really reminds me of it.

"He played trombooooone"

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Another one from the file library:

March 30, 2005 - Bitz' McDonald's rap song (http://ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2717)

[jennysmurf]

Ozzie's still alive after going to that website spoon sent him to!:clap:

[PapaBear]

"He played trombooooone"

<object height="360" width="480">


<embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/rBmmnebAqmA?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="360" width="480"></object>

Another one from the file library:

March 30, 2005 - Bitz' McDonald's rap song (http://ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2717)
Thank You! This is the commercial I was talking about. Doesn't sound exactly the same, but still reminds me of the Bitz bio.

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[PapaBear]

I just heard a lawnmower on a scene in a TV show. It reminded me of something that I forget over the winter. Though I hate winter, one thing I hate about Summer is the sound of lawn mowers. I hate them more, now that I work third shift, but I've always hated them.

[jennysmurf]

I just heard a lawnmower on a scene in a TV show. It reminded me of something that I forget over the winter. Though I hate winter, one thing I hate about Summer is the sound of lawn mowers. I hate them more, now that I work third shift, but I've always hated them.

You should live here. Since we don't really have a proper Winter, you hear lawnmowers and leaf blowers all year long. I HATE leaf blowers.

[PapaBear]

You should live here. Since we don't really have a proper Winter, you hear lawnmowers and leaf blowers all year long. I HATE leaf blowers.
I mostly only hear leaf blowers in parking lots in the fall. I'm all for people having jobs, but why do restaurants always feel the need to get EVERY leaf out of their parking lots? I know it's just because there's some dude that they hire for shit work. And when there's nothing to be done, they give him a leaf blower and say "go outside for an hour".

[deliciousV]

You should live here. Since we don't really have a proper Winter, you hear lawnmowers and leaf blowers all year long. I HATE leaf blowers.

yeah, that's why you want him to live there. I'm sure he'd hate the year round blowing.

[jennysmurf]

I mostly only hear leaf blowers in parking lots in the fall. I'm all for people having jobs, but why do restaurants always feel the need to get EVERY leaf out of their parking lots? I know it's just because there's some dude that they hire for shit work. And when there's nothing to be done, they give him a leaf blower and say "go outside for an hour".

We have lawn sprinklers that go on at night, that get my car nice and wet. Then the yard guys come and blow dirt all over the wet car. My car always looks like I've been muddin' down the river bottom.

[jennysmurf]

yeah, that's why you want him to live there. I'm sure he'd hate the year round blowing.

You know me so well. I'd wear him out in a week.

[PapaBear]

We have lawn sprinklers that go on at night, that get my car nice and wet. Then the yard guys come and blow dirt all over the wet car. My car always looks like I've been muddin' down the river bottom.
We don't have fancy yard guys. My dad is 84 years old, and won't let anyone but himself do the yard work.

[deliciousV]

You know me so well. I'd wear him out in a week.

my wife can wear me out in 15 minutes, 10 if I watch some porn.

[jennysmurf]

We don't have fancy yard guys. My dad is 84 years old, and won't anyone but himself do the yard work.

My poor nephew has to do his own and my parents' yards. They're not easy jobs, either.