2011-12 NFL Season

[spoon]

I never really understand Norv's offense.

neither does norv

what the fuck kind of name is norv anyway?!

that should be ur first clue

[Kevin]

I tell you one thing..

Dustin Keller sure played like a FUCKING Jet on that last play.

Johnny Lam Jones is proud!

[spoon]

At least the chargers lost on the road...yah, that's the upside. :down:

[spoon]

and the chargers play in the afc west so 9 wins can do it

[Snacks]

This might have been the worst, most boring opening week in the NFL's history. Every game sucked. The only thing that saved it was the Jets looking like total shit. This game wasnt even as close as the score showed. This game could have been much worse for the NY Shits! Watching Rex on the sideline as his ship was sinking was priceless. I dont care if Miami goes 8-8 or even has a losing record as long as the Jets go nowhere!

In my fantasy league Green was drafted very early in the 2nd round. WTF did he ever do? He has a couple good games at the end of the season. I knew LT would get the ball more and will be more of the focus. Rex loves big named players and he will try to show off his big names. This team is in trouble. Sanchez might be the worst starting QB in the league. He cant throw, cant run and is afraid to get hit. He even seems to be a little football stupid! I will be honest Brunell should probably start. It would give them a better chance to win because they do have a great Defense!

anyone else smile as the cameras went from fan to fan and they all looked like they lost their puppy? loved it! What does play like a jet mean? I would think that would be a bad thing to play like because the jets do not have a great history of playing great, winning football. They should put that slogan back in the storage room until they actually have a winning history!

[weekapaugjz]

Sanchez might be the worst starting QB in the league.

trent edwards might have something to say about that.

[spoon]

trent edwards might have something to say about that.

I claim this tag for coach...lovie smith says fuck me it's his!

[Kevin]

I claim this tag for coach...lovie smith says fuck me it's his!



I claim Jacobs as the biggest talk a big game and not back it up on the field player..

But Every NY Jet is like FUCK YOU! Thats my title!

[JimBeam]

I totally forgot about your weird Welker hatred. Did he rape your dad or something?

You're right though. Welker would be shit without Moss. There has never been a white slot receiver who puts up insane yards in the NFL before. Never.

Yeah that's a logical conclussion to draw.

I hate him because he raped my dad, you nailed it.

I'm sure if I went back and looked at all the guys you've hatred on I'd have to assume a Houston 500 was run on your dad at some point.

Actually at this point I didn't say he was shit, I just stated that he's NOT Randy Moss and any argument to the contrary is based in lunacy.

I know we've debated this in the past but that was whether or not Welker was even a good WR. If you think that he's a #1 WR, in any offense, then I simply will just no longer debate the issue with you.

That'd mean you love him because you have some kinda Rudy-ish love for him as the little reciever that could.

The thing is anybody can catch passes underneath when half of the secondary is keyed in on one of the best recievers if not currently surely historically.

I'm not even sure why you brought up the fact that he's white but since you did I know the NFL would be much more exciting if we had those great WRs like Steve Largeant. Man those were the days. So exciting.

[TjM]

Hey but they have such a great defense they won't need to score much.

Allowing your opponent to convert 59 percent on 3rd down is not the mark of a great D

[underdog]

Yeah that's a logical conclussion to draw.

I hate him because he raped my dad, you nailed it.

I'm sure if I went back and looked at all the guys you've hatred on I'd have to assume a Houston 500 was run on your dad at some point.

Actually at this point I didn't say he was shit, I just stated that he's NOT Randy Moss and any argument to the contrary is based in lunacy.

I know we've debated this in the past but that was whether or not Welker was even a good WR. If you think that he's a #1 WR, in any offense, then I simply will just no longer debate the issue with you.

That'd mean you love him because you have some kinda Rudy-ish love for him as the little reciever that could.

The thing is anybody can catch passes underneath when half of the secondary is keyed in on one of the best recievers if not currently surely historically.

I'm not even sure why you brought up the fact that he's white but since you did I know the NFL would be much more exciting if we had those great WRs like Steve Largeant. Man those were the days. So exciting.

He's not a #1 receiver. He'll never be a #1 receiver. He's a small, slot receiver, and maybe the best in the game. A lot of teams have great #1 receivers and no one puts up anywhere close to the numbers Welker does as a slot guy.

[Kevin]

He's not a #1 receiver. He'll never be a #1 receiver. He's a small, slot receiver, and maybe the best in the game. A lot of teams have great #1 receivers and no one puts up anywhere close to the numbers Welker does as a slot guy.



Would you cut him some slack?

He just admited that Wes raped his dad.

Would you like a guy that raped your dad no matter how many yds he gained?

[epo]

As for Grant:

http://twitter.com/mfranknba/status/24317947813

Packers' Grant out for season (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/102880809.html)

A source tells Tom Silverstein that Packers running back Ryan Grant has a torn ankle ligament and will need surgery.

Grant will be placed on injured reserve and is out for the season, as was first reported by Jay Glazer.

Grant injured his ankle in the second quarter of Sunday's season-opening victory over Philadelphia and did not return. He had rushed eight times for 45 yards, including an 18-yarder before being hurt.


The Packers initially said that Grant would only certainly miss next week's game against Buffalo.

At his Monday news conference Packers coach Mike McCarthy said, ""It's a significant injury to the ankle and the ligament involved in the ankle."

Maybe we shouldn't depend upon Delaware Twitter feeds for information on Green Bay Packers.

[foodcourtdruide]

How can anyone hate Wes Welker? I'm a Colts fan and I think that guy is amazing. I always find myself cheering for him.

[foodcourtdruide]

The thing is anybody can catch passes underneath when half of the secondary is keyed in on one of the best recievers if not currently surely historically.



If this was true, why doesn't every team with a great receiver have a player that puts up numbers like Welker does?

[spoon]

I need to find info on the SD trashing last night...Delaware M. Frank have any great insight just yet?!

Yah I commented on that one during the game Eps. Just another classic on spot tenbats post baby!

[spoon]

This just in, M. Frank says Arian Foster will be the backup to Slaton this year. Hurry up and go grab Slaton for your fantasy team now!

I librarian in Cambria, California has tweeted confirmation of said information so it's legit.

[Snacks]

ESPN is showing the hi... I mean low lights from the game last night. It is so funny how quick Jets fans turned against their team last night. There was a lot of booing in the stadium! Now they are doing another segment discussing how shitty they really are and how bad they looked.

How could Rex say they are hated because they are good? They are hated because they talk so much shit for a team who has done nothing but get a free pass to the playoffs last year!

[JimBeam]

How could Rex say they are hated because they are good? They are hated because they talk so much shit for a team who has done nothing but get a free pass to the playoffs last year!

And lay an egg in their last 2 high profile games ( which would be their last 2 games ).

Do any reporters ever call Ryan on his nonsense ?

Didn't he blab last year, after he beat the Colts in that game where the Colts laid down, that they could use excuses but that the Jets would beat them again when it counted ?

[foodcourtdruide]

ESPN is showing the hi... I mean low lights from the game last night. It is so funny how quick Jets fans turned against their team last night. There was a lot of booing in the stadium! Now they are doing another segment discussing how shitty they really are and how bad they looked.

How could Rex say they are hated because they are good? They are hated because they talk so much shit for a team who has done nothing but get a free pass to the playoffs last year!

The only really impressive thing they did last year was beat the Chargers in the playoffs (which was INCREDIBLY impressive). This is essentially the same team with a downgraded running game.

[Snoogans]

Packers' Grant out for season (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/102880809.html)



Maybe we shouldn't depend upon Delaware Twitter feeds for information on Green Bay Packers.

so awesome. he shoulda went to deadspin. Im sure they were on top of things

[Snacks]

anyone have the clip or video of Clinton Portis talking about women in the locker room? I only heard a 20 seconds of it and I must say he is 100% correct with what I heard. Now the NFL is trying to shut him up. So now players cant speak their mind anymore? He isnt allowed to say that the media (men and women) walk into their locker room when they are naked or just getting out of the shower and that could cause problems? Or that you put 53 men together and a pretty women walks in, you dont think we are going to turn our heads and look?

[underdog]

anyone have the clip or video of Clinton Portis talking about women in the locker room? I only heard a 20 seconds of it and I must say he is 100% correct with what I heard. Now the NFL is trying to shut him up. So now players cant speak their mind anymore? He isnt allowed to say that the media (men and women) walk into their locker room when they are naked or just getting out of the shower and that could cause problems? Or that you put 53 men together and a pretty women walks in, you dont think we are going to turn our heads and look?

I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's packages. (http://deadspin.com/5637718/clinton-portis-adds-some-fresh-perspective-on-this-whole-inez-sainz-thing?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+deadspin/full+(Deadspin))

and it's the NFL. Players never get to speak their mind.

[underdog]

Laurence Maroney traded to Denver (http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5572724)

Bob Sanders possibly out for the season (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5572228)

[Kevin]

Laurence Maroney traded to Denver (http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5572724)

Bob Sanders possibly out for the season (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5572228)



Him and Jenkins are making it a habit.

[TheGameHHH]

Laurence Maroney traded to Denver (http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5572724)

thank fucking christ

[Tenbatsuzen]

Packers' Grant out for season (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/102880809.html)



Maybe we shouldn't depend upon Delaware Twitter feeds for information on Green Bay Packers.

Remind me, again who the Packers were playing and where Delaware's location is relevant to said opponent?

It was bad information, but they also said during the game Grant was going to return.

[Tenbatsuzen]

anyone have the clip or video of Clinton Portis talking about women in the locker room? I only heard a 20 seconds of it and I must say he is 100% correct with what I heard. Now the NFL is trying to shut him up. So now players cant speak their mind anymore? He isnt allowed to say that the media (men and women) walk into their locker room when they are naked or just getting out of the shower and that could cause problems? Or that you put 53 men together and a pretty women walks in, you dont think we are going to turn our heads and look?

I know where it is.

[Serpico1103]

I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's packages. (http://deadspin.com/5637718/clinton-portis-adds-some-fresh-perspective-on-this-whole-inez-sainz-thing?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+deadspin/full+(Deadspin))

and it's the NFL. Players never get to speak their mind.

He seems right. The NFL is trying to be fair to women by allowing them the same access as male reporters.
The NFL shouldn't let anyone in the locker room. They want equality? Let the owner's daughters change in front of the team.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's packages. (http://deadspin.com/5637718/clinton-portis-adds-some-fresh-perspective-on-this-whole-inez-sainz-thing?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+deadspin/full+(Deadspin))

and it's the NFL. Players never get to speak their mind.

Wow, what a link.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He seems right. The NFL is trying to be fair to women by allowing them the same access as male reporters.
The NFL shouldn't let anyone in the locker room. They want equality? Let the owner's daughters change in front of the team.

http://www.moviestore.com/library/photos/275/275064.jpg

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, ELI!

[hanso]

Yank's banned Lady GaGa, is this one next?

[Serpico1103]

http://www.moviestore.com/library/photos/275/275064.jpg

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, ELI!

They will keep it professional and only ask questions about her movies.

[Tenbatsuzen]

They will keep it professional and only ask questions about her movies.

http://www.nitrovideo.com/moviedb/nip_tuck/images/SophiaBush-KateMara-NipTuck-S1-01.jpg

[epo]

Remind me, again who the Packers were playing and where Delaware's location is relevant to said opponent?

It was bad information, but they also said during the game Grant was going to return.

And said source covers what sport?

Oh wait...the NBA.

[Kevin]

http://www.moviestore.com/library/photos/275/275064.jpg

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, ELI!



Woody's daughter..

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, SEAN TAYLOR!

[Tenbatsuzen]

And said source covers what sport?

Oh wait...the NBA.

Reporters do string work for other sports, especially in their own sports' off season.

He was apparently at the game.

[epo]

Reporters do string work for other sports, especially in their own sports' off season.

He was apparently at the game.

Sure, he was at the game. But even the Green Bay beat writers didn't know the status of Grant, so why would I listen to some schmoe who normally covers the 76ers for the inside word?

If I want the latest on Elton Brand, he's probably an outstanding source. But can we just admit that the guy isn't the best source for NFL information.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sure, he was at the game. But even the Green Bay beat writers didn't know the status of Grant, so why would I listen to some schmoe who normally covers the 76ers for the inside word?

If I want the latest on Elton Brand, he's probably an outstanding source. But can we just admit that the guy isn't the best source for NFL information.

That's fine, but I distinctly heard on the Fox NFL broadcast that he was returning. So obviously a source in the stadium was feeding everyone bad info.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Who gives a shit. It's Midwest sports

[Tenbatsuzen]

Who gives a shit. It's Midwest sports

you have a EPL team as your avatar

[Kevin]

He is British, of course he has an EPL team as his avatar.

[Kevin]

Bah, wrong Dan..

[Tenbatsuzen]

Packers' Grant out for season (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/102880809.html)



Maybe we shouldn't depend upon Delaware Twitter feeds for information on Green Bay Packers.

As much as I hate to do this...

http://twitter.com/PackersLive/status/24317940671

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, Bedard tweeted at 4:30 PM, Frank tweeted at 4:31. Just sayin'.

[underdog]

As much as I hate to do this...

http://twitter.com/PackersLive/status/24317940671

But that guy is in Green Bay. He was too far away from the action.

[Kevin]

Any way you slice it, twitter is a dog shit way to get injury reports.

Everyone is so dead set on breaking the news that they don't allow for enough time and info to collect.

You saw Grant hoping off, you knew it was not good..

Jenkins walkoff pretty easy..

Both season ending injuries.

Get the fucking facts first.

[sailor]

BTW, Bedard tweeted at 4:30 PM, Frank tweeted at 4:31. Just sayin'.

so, you're thinking plagiarism?

[PapaBear]

so, you're thinking plagiarism?
Wouldn't that be plagertweetsm?

[sailor]

Wouldn't that be plagertweetsm?

you now have the ability to delete posts.

[PapaBear]

you now have the ability to delete posts.
Words hurt. :glurps:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Any way you slice it, twitter is a dog shit way to get injury reports.

Everyone is so dead set on breaking the news that they don't allow for enough time and info to collect.

You saw Grant hoping off, you knew it was not good..

Jenkins walkoff pretty easy..

Both season ending injuries.

Get the fucking facts first.

Do you really want me to post that Grant went on GB radio yesterday and said he was week-to-week? Because he did.

[Kevin]

Do you really want me to post that Grant went on GB radio yesterday and said he was week-to-week? Because he did.



It does not fucking matter.

You wait for all tests to be done.

I don't give a fuck what Grant or anyone says. You don't know shit until every test is done.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It does not fucking matter.

You wait for all tests to be done.

I don't give a fuck what Grant or anyone says. You don't know shit until every test is done.

doesn't someone here constantly complain about "Changing the argument" whatever the fuck that means?

[TripleSkeet]

Any way you slice it, twitter is a dog shit way to get injury reports.

Everyone is so dead set on breaking the news that they don't allow for enough time and info to collect.

HEY! Just like the news.

[Kevin]

doesn't someone here constantly complain about "Changing the argument" whatever the fuck that means?



Are you seriously this retarded or do you not pay attention?

My argument was that twitter is not a good source for injuries because it takes time to figure out the extent of of it.

Twitterers just want the fast story and are wrong alot of the time.

I did not change shit, i just responded to your point.

Just because Grant did not know how bad he was hurt did not change my point, it actualy made it stronger.

If the fucking player has no idea, how can a jagoff tweeting about it minutes after it happened have any idea.

[Kevin]

HEY! Just like the news.



Agreed, but its gotten far worse with twitter.

[Kevin]

On to another point..

Anyone else tired of Jay Glazer?

We fucking get it, you know all the players and have all their numbers..

Good for you.

He always has to flaunt it..

Maybe its just me..

[Gutter]

On to another point..

Anyone else tired of Jay Glazer?

We fucking get it, you know all the players and have all their numbers..

Good for you.

He always has to flaunt it..

Maybe its just me..

that guy sucks......i hate Mike Tirico too. i think he doesn't even like football.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think Kris Jenkins & Bob Sanders should stick to touch football



buncha gimps

[JimBeam]

... i hate Mike Tirico too. i think he doesn't even like football.

I disagree w/ the sentiment because I like him but I did laugh at the line.

[Tenbatsuzen]

So the Jets sign Danny Woodhead, he does nothing wrong in a live game and is cut right after Game 1, but his contract is guaranteed for the year.

Then the Jets sign not Laverneus Coles, but the maligned David Clowney.

And now Woodhead is signed by the Patriots.

Interesting.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Nice I was hoping the pats would take a shot at him

[Kevin]

A man named Clowney on the Jets..

Fits so perfectly that he had to be resigned.

[Jayw]

On to another point..

Anyone else tired of Jay Glazer?

.

He is such a tool, automatic change channel.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Vick to DeSean, 45 yds TD.

[Kevin]

Dear NFC North..

Get some Olines that arent completly terrible..
Signed

NFC North QBs.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm finally getting to watch the Red Zone Channel this weekend.

Watching one game beginning to end is for queers.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm finally getting to watch the Red Zone Channel this weekend.

Watching one game beginning to end is for queers.

I have Red Zone on my computer, and Det-Phi on my TV.

[KnoxHarrington]

Actually, I don't care how I watch the game, as long as I get to watch Favre ruin a nice drive with a boneheaded interception so that I can laugh and laugh.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Actually, I don't care how I watch the game, as long as I get to watch Favre ruin a nice drive with a boneheaded interception so that I can laugh and laugh.

Personally, I'm just waiting for Epo.

[KnoxHarrington]

Dickson out for the Steelers with a knee injury, and so the Steelers are using Charlie Batch.

If only Big Ben would stop whipping out Little Ben every time he goes to a bar.

[KnoxHarrington]

Damn sweet catch by Devin Hester there.

[Kevin]

Another fantastic waste of a challange by BUM Phillips.

[epo]

Dear NFC North..

Get some Olines that arent completly terrible..
Signed

NFC North QBs.

Green Bay's o-line looks just fine today.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dickson out for the Steelers with a knee injury, and so the Steelers are using Charlie Batch.

If only Big Ben would stop whipping out Little Ben every time he goes to a bar.

The hysterical thing is, Dr. Foreman cut Leftwich yesterday.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Green Bay's o-line looks just fine today.

Is that a report from Bedard?

[epo]

Dickson out for the Steelers with a knee injury, and so the Steelers are using Charlie Batch.

If only Big Ben would stop whipping out Little Ben every time he goes to a bar.

Or the dog pile commissioner didn't suspend players for not being charged for a crime.

[Kevin]

Green Bay's o-line looks just fine today.

Who are they playing?

[epo]

Is that a report from Bedard?

You waited all morning for that?

[Tenbatsuzen]

17-7 Lions pending PAT.

[epo]

Who are they playing?

They are playing Buffalo at home. The worst part is that Randy Cross is doing the game on tv.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jahvid Best is running rampant on the Eagles D.

[Dudeman]

Jahvid Best is running rampant on the Eagles D.

It is the CAL show... Desean vs. Jahvid

http://media.lunch.com/d/d7/137526.jpg?2

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/3144916250_46fedc1ac9.jpg

[epo]

Did Lilly supposedly date Trent Edwards? Hot damn he's an awful QB.

[Kevin]

They are playing Buffalo at home. The worst part is that Randy Cross is doing the game on tv.



Not the greatest of Dlines..

[Kevin]

You waited all morning for that?



All week

[Kevin]

Spiller over Javid Best..

Haw Haw...


(for now)

[Tenbatsuzen]

You waited all morning for that?

Not really, but an apology or at the very least an acknowledgment you were completely, totally, 100% wrong would be nice. I know it could possibly kill you to do so, but it would be nice.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Vick has suddenly found a target in... Owen Schmitt. I just keep telling myself it's Pat White and not Mike Vick and I feel better about it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You waited all morning for that?

Admittedly, it was a week line. I felt half-Albanian for a second there.

[Kevin]

Admittedly, it was a week line. I felt half-Albanian for a second there.



So your half was the retarded half?

Sweet!

(Source TMFarkSpinitter)

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wow, Calvin Johnson looked like he took a top-rope DDT in trying to catch a pass just now.

[epo]

Not really, but an apology or at the very least an acknowledgment you were completely, totally, 100% wrong would be nice. I know it could possibly kill you to do so, but it would be nice.

Two things here:

1. I have an extensive history with ankle problems personally. When Grant when off the field in the manner that he did, I doubted seriously that he'd come back. A pro athlete doesn't leave in that manner lightly.

2. During the game, Bedard's personal TweetDeck went down and his tweets were only available on the PackersLive feed, which I don't follow.

If somebody feed reporters, including Roy from Delaware some bad information that's not my problem. Unfortunately I was right about the injury being serious from the start.

[epo]

Admittedly, it was a week line. I felt half-Albanian for a second there.

For that shame, I apologize to you for being this situation.

[Kevin]

Not really, but an apology or at the very least an acknowledgment you were completely, totally, 100% wrong would be nice. I know it could possibly kill you to do so, but it would be nice.



Epo please say you are sorry to him before he slits his wrist.

Even though you were not wrong and he was because his report was dead wrong...

Just do it so Matty can get back to living his life, he has been a wreck all week.

While your at it, send him some cock pics, that would really make his day.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Two things here:

1. I have an extensive history with ankle problems personally. When Grant when off the field in the manner that he did, I doubted seriously that he'd come back. A pro athlete doesn't leave in that manner lightly.

2. During the game, Bedard's personal TweetDeck went down and his tweets were only available on the PackersLive feed, which I don't follow.

If somebody feed reporters, including Roy from Delaware some bad information that's not my problem. Unfortunately I was right about the injury being serious from the start.

I've torn up my ankle too. I actually posted on my own twitter feed that it looked like Grant wasn't coming back -- which led to me posting the Martin Frank tweet because I was somewhat incredulous that someone's leg could bend like that and come back.

No matter what, the whole point was that your case was based on the GB beat writers didn't know what was going on, when it looks like, in fact, Bedard was the source that Grant injury "comeback" was coming from.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Vick-Maclin TD. If Vick keeps this shit up, even though it's the Lions, it's going to make Reid's next few weeks very difficult.

[epo]

Trent Edwards is so hideous.

Chan Gailey should be slapped in the mouth anytime he calls a pass.

[epo]

Vick-Maclin TD. If Vick keeps this shit up, even though it's the Lions, it's going to make Reid's next few weeks very difficult.

I'm still not sold that Andy Reid was correct in moving McNabb.

[weekapaugjz]

Trent Edwards is so hideous.

Chan Gailey should be slapped in the mouth anytime he calls a pass.

this.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm still not sold that Andy Reid was correct in moving McNabb.

Dick Pills and Buzzcut on Fox just spent a good few minutes slobbering Vick's cock after 30 mins of football. "He's back!"

McNabb was good, not great last week. I think the Eagles-McNabb divorce was good for both sides. McNabb was regarded in Philly kind of like A-Rod was regarded before 2009. No matter what he does, unless he wins a ring, he'll still be scorned.

[Dan 'Hampton]

He didn't want a qb puking in the waining mins of super bowl.

[Tenbatsuzen]

this.

BTW, tell your hockey team to stop designing new unis. Just stop. Go back to the traditional blue and gold with updates, and have the alternate the crossed swords.

[epo]

Clay Matthews is a monster.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He didn't want a qb puking in the waining mins of super bowl.

I thought McNabb puked when the game was in the first quarter?

[epo]

He didn't want a qb puking in the waining mins of super bowl.

Which may be the last time they get there for quite some time.

[Kevin]

Clay Matthews is a monster.



Makes up for AJ Hawk being a bust...

Everytime i think Clay Mathews i think Olineman for some reason..

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, Epo, just wanted to post this here - Tyler Colvin of the Cubs got a bat in the chest. Literally. He's in the hospital.

[epo]

Makes up for AJ Hawk being a bust...

Everytime i think Clay Mathews i think Olineman for some reason..

AJ Hawk would be a fine player if he was a 3rd round pick. However #5 overall does add expectations.

As for Matthews, his dad was a LB and his uncle Bruce was an awesome OL.

[epo]

BTW, Epo, just wanted to post this here - Tyler Colvin of the Cubs got a bat in the chest. Literally. He's in the hospital.

While I hate the Cubs, I wish that upon no man.

[Kevin]

AJ Hawk would be a fine player if he was a 3rd round pick. However #5 overall does add expectations.

As for Matthews, his dad was a LB and his uncle Bruce was an awesome OL.



Yea, hearing Bruce Mathews for like 20yrs in Tenn makes me think Oline everytime i hear Mathews.

And yea, because AJ was top 5, it makes him kind of a bust.

[Tenbatsuzen]

While I hate the Cubs, I wish that upon no man.

Nor do I. Luckily, it missed his heart, but still...

[Kevin]

Does Carolina losing to the Bucs hurt the Giants in the BCS rankings?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Haynesworth inactive. Apparently, this has turned into a dick-wagging contest in DC now.

If you're not going to play him, cut him. You're spending the money either way. You're obviously not going to get through to him.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hey Snacks -

is there something wrong with Sparano that he wears sunglasses in a dome?

[epo]

Haynesworth inactive. Apparently, this has turned into a dick-wagging contest in DC now.

If you're not going to play him, cut him. You're spending the money either way. You're obviously not going to get through to him.

I have no idea what Shanahan's end game is on that one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jesus Christ, Vick has turned Ford Field into a Madden Game. He gets plowed by Suh on 2nd down, and 3rd and 14, scrambles and makes a big play.

[epo]

Jesus Christ, Vick has turned Ford Field into a Madden Game. He gets plowed by Suh on 2nd down, and 3rd and 14, scrambles and makes a big play.

Thats what he does. He also throws balls at WR's feet.

[Snoogans]

Thats what he does. He also throws balls at WR's feet.

he is 18-27 for 251 and 2 TDs

[Kevin]

he is 18-27 for 251 and 2 TDs



He is also playing against the Lions..

Lets not get crazy here.

[epo]

I almost feel sorry for Buffalo's defense. They aren't that bad, but their dogshit offense puts them in a hole too much.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He is also playing against the Lions..

Lets not get crazy here.

As I said, they are playing the Lions, but Epo's point is that Vick makes bad throws, which he isn't doing here, even though the Eagles line is swiss cheese at this point.

[TheGameHHH]

Favre just sucks, and then he caught a massive break with a Miami fumble

[Tenbatsuzen]

Favre just sucks, and then he caught a massive break with a Miami fumble

Even though it's MIA, I thoroughly enjoyed that.

[epo]

Clay Matthews just got his 3rd sack of Trent Edwards.

[Kevin]

Nice play call Childress.

[TheGameHHH]

Brad Childress is an absolute fucking moron

[Kevin]

There are ALOT of Bear fans in Cowboy Stadium.

Nice kick..

[weekapaugjz]

I almost feel sorry for Buffalo's defense. They aren't that bad, but their dogshit offense puts them in a hole too much.

the d-line is awful. the linebackers are mediocre. secondary actually has some skill but they get hung out to dry with absolutely no pressure on the QB.

and calling their offense dogshit is offensive to dogshit.

[epo]

the d-line is awful. the linebackers are mediocre. secondary actually has some skill but they get hung out to dry with absolutely no pressure on the QB.

and calling their offense dogshit is offensive to dogshit.

While I don't believe the rumor, there was talk of a Lynch for Hawk deal early in the week. Did you hear that?

[Kevin]

While I don't believe the rumor, there was talk of a Lynch for Hawk deal early in the week. Did you hear that?



I heard something about Lynch to GB but not for Hawk..

I think it would be a decent gamble for both teams..

Two talented guys who may need a change..

[weekapaugjz]

While I don't believe the rumor, there was talk of a Lynch for Hawk deal early in the week. Did you hear that?

all i saw were a few comments from rodgers saying he's love to have lynch on the team. i didn't see anything specific though. with a decent OL lynch could be an absolute beast.

[Kevin]

Haw Haw Roy Williams..

Do the first down point again, because its FIRST DOWN BEARS!

[epo]

Nothing makes me happier than KFAN for Vikings postgame after a loss.

[TheGameHHH]

I feel like Joe Flaco is trying to personally tell me I'm an idiot for believing in him and making him my fantasy QB this seaosn

[Dudeman]

all i saw were a few comments from rodgers saying he's love to have lynch on the team. i didn't see anything specific though. with a decent OL lynch could be an absolute beast.

They played together for a year in college. Here's Rodgers handing off to Lynch as Cal was kicking stanfords ass.. (and look a Rodger knocking the defender on his ass downfield.)

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[Dan 'Hampton]

Fez turns his hairy back on the Buccs and they go 2-0. Hopefully Hard Knocks goes 0-2.

[TheGameHHH]

And he just threw his 4th pick, fuck you Flacco

[Dan 'Hampton]

I predict baltimore scores 160 pts total this year.

[joeyballsack]

And he just threw his 4th pick, fuck you Flacco

I spot started him this week and this is the thanks I get.

I should have learned from the Wire and learned not to trust anyone from Baltimore.

[Snacks]

Hey Snacks -

is there something wrong with Sparano that he wears sunglasses in a dome?

by the looks of him he has lost tons of weight (the right way not by getting a surgery like Rex and still being fat) maybe he doesnt want to see the snacks in the stands!?

[Dan 'Hampton]

He's got that eye problem that lt does. The light hurts his eyes.

[Kevin]

After the game.

Brett, You sucked today, and so did everyone else.

Either you start playing like fucking Vikings or you won't be here next week..

NOW LETS GO GET SOME FUCKING SNACKS!

[Tenbatsuzen]

After the game.

Brett, You sucked today, and so did everyone else.

Either you start playing like fucking Vikings or you won't be here next week..

NOW LETS GO GET SOME FUCKING SNACKS!

The line is Goddamn Snacks you fucking idiot.

Is it possible, just a chance, for you to come up with some original material? At least Spoon tries.

[Kevin]

The line is Goddamn Snacks you fucking idiot.

Is it possible, just a chance, for you to come up with some original material? At least Spoon tries.



Ohhhh i missed a word..

What a fucking Pansy you are.

Both words mean basicaly the same goddamn thing.

I make fun because you and your team make it easy to do it.

Try again Tardbloids.

[weekapaugjz]

Try again Tardbloids.

oof.

[Kevin]

What a cheap fucking hit that was.

[TheGameHHH]

What a cheap fucking hit that was.

Nothing but class from those Jets

[Tenbatsuzen]

This team just looks pathetic. Play some defense.

[Snacks]

What a cheap fucking hit that was.

yeah he was head hunting on that one. the patriots are eating up time and yards. this def will be dead by week 6.

[Kevin]

oof.



That was as bad as the Bills Offense..

[TheGameHHH]

What a cheap fucking hit that was.

I totally forgot he was the one that broke Boldins face

[Kevin]

This game might be ugly..

[Kevin]

Geeee.. I wonder why SD basicaly gave away Cromartie to a conf foe....

[Tenbatsuzen]

Late hit. Classless. Typical.

[Kevin]

Late hit. Classless. Typical.



He got bumped, not elbowed and helmate to helmate.

Wow, are you stupid.

[disneyspy]

hell mate,this aint the type like a pirate thread

[Tenbatsuzen]

He got bumped, not elbowed and helmate to helmate.

Wow, are you stupid.

The play was over and he was clearly out of bounds. Also, "conference foe"? That's a new one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That was an absolute BULLSHIT taunting call, compared to what other NFL players do.

[Kevin]

Nice drive by Sanchez.

Typical dumb Jets after the TD

[Tenbatsuzen]

This team doctor in the Sprint commercial is so very creepy

[Tenbatsuzen]

60 minutes is doing an expose on why Samoa produces so many NFL players? I don't know, have you ever seen a samoan that's not huge?

[Snacks]

That was an absolute BULLSHIT taunting call, compared to what other NFL players do.

wow you are retarded. how was that a bad call? he was pointing to the play then started dancing in his face. that taunting

[Snacks]

This team doctor in the Sprint commercial is so very creepy

is everything creepy to you? what is creepy about that guy? I actually think the commercial is funny!

maybe you are the creepy one?

[KnoxHarrington]

My prediction: the Vikings get off to a terrible start, like 2-5 or 3-6 or something like that, and suddenly Brett Favre remembers how much his ankle hurts.

If the Vikings suck this year, he'll find a way to weasel out of any responsibility for it.

[KnoxHarrington]

And just to give Epo a little more jack material: last year, Brett Favre threw 2 interceptions all year during Vikings home games. He had 3 in today's game.

[Snacks]

My prediction: the Vikings get off to a terrible start, like 2-5 or 3-6 or something like that, and suddenly Brett Favre remembers how much his ankle hurts.

If the Vikings suck this year, he'll find a way to weasel out of any responsibility for it.

I have been saying that for 2 weeks to my cousin. i think he will retire after a game this season. He will be done and just walk away from the team. That selfishness will also create a huge story and focus on Brett. Just the way he likes it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

OK, Kev, I'm really waiting to hear how much Revis sucks so much on that play.

That was such a play by Moss there was nothing Revis could have done.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Fuck revis and his horseface island. Hes a bitch without a safety behind him.

[Ritalin]

Nice goddamn catch.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Theres the bitch getting stretched.

[Kevin]

What a catch by the slouch!

[Ritalin]

Hey, nice win for the Bears, eh? Martz made some nice adjustments, and Cutler was pretty tough.

[Kevin]

OK, Kev, I'm really waiting to hear how much Revis sucks so much on that play.

That was such a play by Moss there was nothing Revis could have done.



When have you heard me bash Revis?

[Dan 'Hampton]

Bitches need two hands just ask revis and tenbats.

[Snacks]

OK, Kev, I'm really waiting to hear how much Revis sucks so much on that play.

That was such a play by Moss there was nothing Revis could have done.

moss had 2 steps on him and made the catch with one hand that didnt need to be. moss and brady made a nice play but revis got beat and beat bad.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Didn't you see he hurt his hammy. Bitch queer.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Not you snacks, revis.

[hanso]

My prediction: Every team the Mia. Def. lays waste to the overall consensus will be that team sucks. Which is ok as it takes pressure off the team that so far has a rather anemic offence.

[Kevin]

My prediction: Every team the Mia. Def. lays waste to the overall consensus will be that team sucks. Which is ok as it takes pressure off the team that so far has a rather anemic offence.



Not this week.

They played great. They had 2 4th 1 stops on the same drive at the end.

The first was a bullshit spot.

[Ritalin]

The phrase "pick six" is stupid.

[Kevin]

Just saw the replay when i got home.

Revis got fucking toasted.

Revis Island sprung a leak there.

[Kevin]

This is what you get for holding out.

You are out of shape, you get hurt.

[Kevin]

Here come the excuses if they lose.

We didnt have Revis, thats why we lost.

[Dudeman]

I don't get it. Are there people who like Phil Simms?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Geeee.. I wonder why SD basicaly gave away Cromartie to a conf foe....

Indeed. Dumbass.

[Snacks]

I don't get it. Are there people who like Phil Simms?

No! he is IMO the worst sports color man yet he is part of CBS' 1st team for games. How?

[Kevin]

What an awesome punt by Brady.

That man can do it all.

[Kevin]

Why is the snow in NE gray?

[Kevin]

That wasnt int grounding how?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why is the snow in NE gray?

I've had that same question. The colors in that ad are really fucked up. I'm thinking it's either bad CGI or something.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Delightful!

[Kevin]

I've had that same question. The colors in that ad are really fucked up. I'm thinking it's either bad CGI or something.



It looks like a scene out of shindlers list..

Real good game by Sanchez so far.

Hey Braylon, shut the fuck up and act like a pro for a change.

[NickyL0885]

Jets have a MASH unit going on. Seems every second a new player heads to the locker room. But Jets looking good either way. Sanchez looking fantastic. LT is lighting it up.

[Ritalin]

No! he is IMO the worst sports color man yet he is part of CBS' 1st team for games. How?


Aikman is worse. He was calling Cowboys by their first names today.

[disneyspy]

at least aikman isnt a monotone,telling us what we can already see,no personality tard like sims

[Kevin]

Aikman is worse. He was calling Cowboys by their first names today.



They were making Dez Bryant out to be Rice and Irvin put together.

Slow down.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It looks like a scene out of shindlers list..


Because when you think New England, you think the ovens at Dachau

[Kevin]

Because when you think New England, you think the ovens at Dachau



Too far off?

[Kevin]

Brady has been fucking terrible today.

[underdog]

Vick has suddenly found a target in... Owen Schmitt. I just keep telling myself it's Pat White and not Mike Vick and I feel better about it.

Pat White might have been the poorest excuse of a QB ever to attempt to play in the NFL. He was fucking awful.

[Kevin]

Good win for the Jets.

[Kevin]

Pat White might have been the poorest excuse of a QB ever to attempt to play in the NFL. He was fucking awful.



He should be pitching for the Yankees.

Hou HC is fucking retarded.

[epo]

I don't mind icing the kicker. I hate calling the timeout while everything seems to be in motion.

[disneyspy]

its gano good

[Tenbatsuzen]

Pat White might have been the poorest excuse of a QB ever to attempt to play in the NFL. He was fucking awful.

He played like 3 downs.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He should be pitching for the Yankees.



Really, considering he's an outfielder. And if he quit football earlier this year, he would have been the Yankees property.

[TheGameHHH]

Brady has been fucking terrible today.

Simmons just tweeted, "Tom Brady was outplayed by Mark Sanchez, I feel like my whole life has been a lie"

I found that hysterical, just about the only thing I've found funny since 4pm

[Tenbatsuzen]

Simmons just tweeted, "Tom Brady was outplayed by Mark Sanchez, I feel like my whole life has been a lie"

I found that hysterical, just about the only thing I've found funny since 4pm

That was a brilliant line by Simmons.

[TheGameHHH]

McNabb face is ALMOST as cool as Manning face

[razorboy]

I must say, Freeman has been impressive. The defense hasn't been too shoddy either.

[Kevin]

Really, considering he's an outfielder. And if he quit football earlier this year, he would have been the Yankees property.



He was both SP and OF..

throws 94-95


KC signed him a few days ago i guess

[Tenbatsuzen]

McNabb face is ALMOST as cool as Manning face

My favorite face though?

BRADYFACE!

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/11/22/sports/photos_stories/crooped/tom_brady--300x300.jpg

[razorboy]

Oh, and Mike Williams looks like he might be the steal of the draft as a fourth rounder.

[joeyballsack]

I must say, Freeman has been impressive. The defense hasn't been too shoddy either.

They get beat by the Steelers next week though.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He was both SP and OF..

throws 94-95



Look at Mr. Google.

[razorboy]

They get beat by the Steelers next week though.

You'll have to forgive me if I'm not intimidated by a Charlie Batch run offense.

[joeyballsack]

You'll have to forgive me if I'm not intimidated by a Charlie Batch run offense.

Yeah, because Josh Freeman is Johnny Unitas like.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Snacks? Epo? Where's your trash talk? YOu guys got awfully quiet.

[razorboy]

Yeah, because Josh Freeman is Johnny Unitas like.

Eh, I'll take four touchdowns and one pick from a twenty-two year old over 1999.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Rex says "Fricking", but Sanchez drops the F-bomb on SNY. NICE.

[Kevin]

Snacks? Epo? Where's your trash talk? YOu guys got awfully quiet.



Unlike me, Epo actualy has a life.. And is prob doing shit.

Not sure about Snacks..

[epo]

So Kevin got to trash teams all day. Now the Giants get to lose to the Colts on national tv.

[epo]

I took a nap and didn't watch the Jets/Pats game. However it is funny when the hoodie loses.

[sailor]

Snacks? Epo? Where's your trash talk? YOu guys got awfully quiet.

aren't their teams both 2-0?

[TheGameHHH]

I can't stand the Giants and I HATE the Colts, I want them to tie. Is that even possible? Do they still have ties in the NFL?

[disneyspy]

I can't stand the Giants and I HATE the Colts, I want them to tie. Is that even possible? Do they still have ties in the NFL?

ask donovan mcnabb,what do we look like,pro QBs?

[razorboy]

ask donovan mcnabb,what do we look like,pro QBs?

Tony Romo says no.

[sailor]

ask donovan mcnabb,what do we look like,pro QBs?

goddamn, i wanted to say that.

[Kevin]

So Kevin got to trash teams all day. Now the Giants get to lose to the Colts on national tv.



I'm expecting a disaster...

Not confident at all..

[disneyspy]

i'm putting favre up on waivers,fuckers killing me

[underdog]

He played like 3 downs.

He played in the preseason and was atrocious.

[razorboy]

He played in the preseason and was atrocious.

He should be starting for the Cowboys.

[disneyspy]

He played in the preseason and was atrocious.

undie,do you know dr joe is using your name in a pick em league?

and if so does that make you his b-word?

[TripleSkeet]

I havent read any of the posts today, so Im just gonna say this..

- The Jets played impressive football. And very ballsy football at the end of the game. Which is another reason I love Rex Ryan as a coach.

- The Eagles had an impressive comeback, but man they are in trouble. They shouldve won by 20. They need Bradley back and healthy more then anything. With him the defense is suspect, without him they are just atrocious. Also, Im shocked to say this but it looks like Vick has his speed back. I just hope when Reid brings Kolb back he lets him play a whole game instead of switiching back and forth his his half assed version of the wildcat. Also the fat fuck needs to be reminded that screen passes work well.

- The Skins - Texans game was awesome. No matter my feelings about the guy, I give McNabb no blame in this loss, just like I didnt give him much credit in last weeks win. Both fall squarely on their defense.

- I cant begin to describe how happy it makes me to seee the Cowboys at 0-2.

- Chan Gailey goes right up there with Wandstedt and Wade Phillips as coaches that have never accomplished anything, yet keep getting jobs.

- NFL Redzone channel is the greatest thing to happen to tv since the DVR.

[Tenbatsuzen]

aren't their teams both 2-0?

But see, I don't trash the Pack or the Fins. But Snacks has been AWFULLY chatty lately.

[epo]

I'm really ready for some football.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm really ready for some football.

Have you been waiting all day for Sunday night?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm really ready for some football.

Can we just have different hot chicks sing the SNF and MNF song each week instead of Hank McBurnVictim?

[epo]

I wonder if Snoogans is ready for Football?

[KnoxHarrington]

Can we just have different hot chicks sing the SNF and MNF song each week instead of Hank McBurnVictim?

NBC has improved the opening immensely with Faith Hill instead of their choice for the first season, Pink.

I don't know what the thinking process was there. "Hey, let's have a tranny sing a bad parody of a shitty Joan Jett song no one remembers!"

[disneyspy]

snoogans is in the chat room singin ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS right now

[KnoxHarrington]

I wonder if Snoogans is ready for Football?

Ask his rowdy friends, they're coming over tonight.

[Kevin]

I wonder if Snoogans is ready for Football?



He needs Hank for that.

[sailor]

snoogans is in the chat room singin ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS right now

Ask his rowdy friends, they're coming over tonight.

He needs Hank for that.

bump.

[Kevin]

Maybe the Giants should stop giving the Colts WRs 10yds of space every play...

Just a thought...

[KnoxHarrington]

Colts carving through that Giants D pretty easily so far.

[Kevin]

Staples Easy Button...

[epo]

Maybe the Giants should stop giving the Colts WRs 10yds of space every play...

Just a thought...

Do the Giants normally play bump & run? Its extremely hard for teams that don't normally do it to magically start.