- I Feel like Bragging
- Ron and Fez'z Praise of O&A
- A little piece of my youth died the other day
- I'm Sexist Towards Women Involved in Men's Sports
- I Got Heartburn Today
- i <3 exfoliating
- I admit it I cried
- I Didn't Shower Today
- I should have showered today
- I should take more Baths....
- I Didn't Want to Admit This, But...
- My Bartending Evening
- I'm Dying For A Hot Fudge Sundae
- I HATE family style italian restaurants.
- Maybe our parents were RIGHT.
- i <3 periods ( . )
- A question for the sentimental and emotional ladies of the board
- I'm TOO empathetic
- i have to admit...
- Creepiest One Night Stand
- I just farted on my daughters head
- I've Got Crunchy Stuff In My Eyes This Morning
- I Am Not Gay
- Really weird thing that happened to me in Atlantic City
- I'm even more clutsy than I thought.
- I can't stop breaking eggs!
- Taking A Break
- i've met my match
- I'm a Desperate Housewives fan
- I think I almost died.
- On My Own
- I like working hard
- Breaking the Law..
- I went commando today...
- I'm craving White Castle
- Weirdest fruit that you love
- Last night a DJ saved my life
- I Forgot How To Eat An Orange
- Go 'head, ask me for directions.
- I Really, Really Love Sam Cooke
- I am pent up
- I Punched My Boyfriend in the Balls
- I ejaculated into a cup not once, but twice!
- Suck on that, douchebag!
- I Have Hair Like A Monchhichi
- Someone stole my identity!
- Post your old family stories...
- i went for a 45 minute walk and didnt die...
- "Ethnic" attraction
- i Haven't eaten since Sunday
- I Had Sex With A Child Molester!!!!
- I almost drowned after falling into a Harbour on Wednesday.
- Confessions of a 40th birthday.
- I think my married supervisor asked me to hook up with him
- I laughed at a 10-year old kid today
- I just bit into my nuts, and my seed hurt my gums.
- I banned myself from voting this Novemebr
- We're Not Really Gay
- I'm very lonely right now
- Girl's with pretty sounding names
- I peed in a bottle, and people enjoyed it
- I bought a Powder Puff!
- I'm an emotional wreck of female proportions lately
- I hate kids with British accents.
- I just touched my son's jizz
- My impression creeps my wife and mom out...
- sheltering kids
- I feel horrible...
- I just saw a bouncer puch my mates sister in the face
- I burned my boob on Saturday
- Religious Hats Annoy Me
- I ate my first ass the other day...
- I've been hooking up with a married woman...
- I need a friggin job!!!!!
- I got ignored by grammer school teacher of mine...
- I'm a Misanthrope!!!!
- Motherfucking Fat Motherfuckers With Their Motherfucking Little Rascals!!!!!
- I Have One Week Off
- I want to throw my body in a river
- I got baked beans on my mouse and posted the same thread multiple times
- I was bored but now I'm saved
- Girl in the check-out line
- I was mistaken for a celebrity at dinner
- embarrassed of america
- I am embarrased by americans who are embarrased of america
- embarassed of ronfez.net
- embarrased of canada
- embarassed of bad spellers
- I'm bare assed
- Sleep Deprived Thoughts
- I Attacked the Blacks
- I'm a thread killer
- i have to poop...
- I'm embarrassed of my recycling...
- i pissed myself today..
- I don't have photo albums
- I may have to wear adult diapers...
- I'm too lazy to eat good food
- I'm Too Stupid to cook good food well
- Closest I've Ever Come to...
- Spousal Ventilation
- I love shitty things
- Playing Loud Music Out The Car
- I really enjoy
- Alone in the Dark of Knight...
- I hate John Agar
- I want to invest in a mutual fund b/c it has a cool name
- I've been having a lot of nightmares lately
- I could live in this..honestly
- Are Gymnasts Sexy?
- "Can I get your professional opinion?"
- I pulled down my pants and exposed myself to a 13 year old girl
- I'm contacting people from HS through Facebook
- I water down my juice
- I Can't Read
- Geriatric 20-something Behaviour
- I'm Fat
- I just drank rotten milk
- My black GF thinks I'm a racist. It's over.
- Say hello to my little ( puppy) friend.
- Odd things your pets do
- A completely insane sadness every time I think of New Orleans
- SOld out to the man
- What kind of online video can't you watch?
- I watch shitty movies from the begining to the end
- Life is a bowl of farts
- I Want Cuppiecakes Now
- I have not been published for 10 years.
- I want the limited 10th anniversary 'Big Lebowski'
- Playing matchmaker
- I can't stop eating shit
- Singing when drunk
- I like to sniff my used beer bottles
- I have such a fascination with The Holocaust
- I'm too Emotional!!!
- Ron was right about guys and babies
- I Just......
- My flip flops smell horrible.
- Marc with a c makes me laugh
- Torturing your siblings
- The Katja Infatuation Support Group
- A guy put his finger into my wife's asshole
- Longest no-cum spell
- Laughing during a wedding
- I need a Freakin Job
- I called out of work today
- Oh Boy, This Is Gonna Be Embarrassing....
- I wish I could sing
- I Just Bought Tickets...
- I'm Going Insane !!!
- I DVR a soap opera
- People who tell you their entire life story
- I Just Registered To Vote For the First Time Ever
- shhhhhhhhhhhh
- I threw sneakers at my ceiling!
- Icam as spycam prevention
- I Am In Love!!!!!
- Should the Mods reopen Dougs Epic thread?
- I am a MO-ron
- I made a mess
- I get Alyssa Milano and Alyson Hannigan confused
- I get Ali McGraw and Ali Haji-Sheikh confused
- I Lost My Voice
- I finally caught up with a friend...
- I Was Hypnotized by Tub's Avatar
- I have a weird confession........
- Odd things YOU do..
- My Pants Are Ruined
- I sit when I pee....
- condo shopping
- cobra starship on my ipod
- I like Paramore.
- Stupid Brookhaven Memorial Hospital
- So my friend told me a deep dark secret that will change the way I look at him foreva
- I'm really nosy
- I stink...no really
- I got Punked
- I'm Addicted to the Real Housewives of...
- Saw some porn with my boss
- i confuse pennsylvania with transylvania
- I had to clean dried puke off my Ipod
- A bird shit on me
- i broke up with my chick today...
- It's my birthday...
- Sometimes i fantasize about.....
- Today I experienced lawyer bullshit at its finest
- I Felt Like Lester Burnham Last Night
- i am...
- I used my sleeping wifes hand to give myself pleasure
- I like the new Nickelback record.
- I had my first "these kids today" moment
- I Always Feel A Little Guilty When...
- I Had a Sexual Dream...
- I sometimes feel guilty for.........
- I hate the Lexus christmas commercials
- I had NO IDEA how very handsome Michael Chrichton was
- I went to morning mass
- RonFez.Net Posters are Heathens
- I straightened her out..
- I love Rachel Nichols
- i just closed my cock head in my zipper...
- I have no XM and I am livid
- I hate shredded lettuce
- Doug's Disasters in Dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Physician, Heal Thyself
- i cant dump
- I'm wearing cowboy boots right now
- Rate yourself on the "Piece of Garbage" scale!
- Death is the ultimate way to be alone.
- Fuck you and your worthless fucking Christmas card family update letter!!!
- Im so freakin sunburned
- I Love Looking At Nude Women
- i notice bulges...
- I Love My Neti Pot
- I am Dreading Christmas
- My Dad is So Rascist Against His Own People
- I don't talk to my neighbors
- My wife disgusted me.
- I could out sick for tomorrow
- I DESPISE Cyclists
- I'm eating ALL of the fucking cookies!!!!
- I Look Adorable Today
- New Years? More Like New Queers
- What Would You Like to Change in Your Life?
- Back to the land of the working stiffs
- Occupy yourself
- ____ is something I like about myself.
- Bad Rituals
- I had a dream about HTG
- Three year olds love my cock